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Tonight, celebrities are pushed to their physical and psychological limit by a

very shouty Englishman. This is FAS Australia.

Congratulations cadets!

You have made it to the final round.

This next challenge is designed to push you to your limits, both mentally and

physically.

Oh, my God.

You have 20 minutes to assemble this modular Swedish furniture or you will be

eliminated. Can't you just tase us instead?

All right, hurry up, you grubs. This won't fit. Why won't it fit?

Who took my allergy?

Don't make any sense.

Three minutes left.

We need more time.

We don't have time.

We'll let this done and delivered before my wife gets home.

What? What did you say?

I said get moving, you maggots.

Rudy, we interrupt this board talk.

People say being a politician and being in politics changes you, but I'm here to

say that I'm ready for love. Hi, I'm Samantha.

Hello, Samantha.

Duncan Cobby, Member of Parliament.

So, Samantha, do you take Duncan to be your husband?

I do.

And Duncan, do you take Samantha to be your wife?

Listen, it is an important issue that is currently in front of a parliamentary

committee and as a result we'll be keeping our powder dry and not speaking

that today.

So next question.

Well there's only one question really and that's do you take Samantha to be

wife? Well, let me just say this.

This is an important matter for our party and for all Australians.

And I'd rather give you a strong answer at the appropriate time.

It's just, like, I do.

Well, I'll take that as a comment and next question.

Thanks.

He's on the move. He has left the pub. I repeat, he has left the pub. All right,

have we hacked his phone yet? Yes, Chief, he appears to be texting his ex.

boy, this puppy is hammered. All right, I'm going to need surveillance on every

karaoke bar, tattoo parlour, 24 -hour convenience store within a 100 -metre

radius.

Hunting people is hard.

Hunting drunk people is impossible.

To catch a munted, you've got to get inside the mind of a munted.

Excuse me.

Let's catch this big dog.

What are you guys doing?

No credit card transactions.

Steve, it's completely dark.

Yeah, that's because he's trying to pay with his library card. Wait,

he's just spent $600 on his Amazon app. This is a drunken purchase of a bass

guitar. It's meaningless. He's never going to learn it. Come on, people. This

just noise.

Ignore it. I've got him. I've got him. I've got him.

He stopped moving.

What's he doing?

I think he's asleep

We're pretty big travellers, eh, babe? Yeah, I mean, babe, pretty big

travellers. Yeah, we're, like, real prepared for anything life throws at us,

know? But, like, obviously, some countries are better than others.

Carissa and Sean, you were the last team to arrive by several hours.

But I'm happy to say that you're not getting eliminated, as Phil had a heart

attack. Oh, brutal.

Your next destination is Switzerland.

I was thinking, like, we'd go back to Bali. Yeah, I reckon Bali, eh?

It's cheap as. It's cheap as. And you've been cleared of all charges. Oh, I've

been cleared of the charges. So, actually, no, I can't officially go

would not have entered that DJ booth if we didn't think it was David Guetta. We

thought it was David Guetta. Like, you don't know who David Guetta is. No one

knows. And, like, the 50 -cent beers. We drank heat. And you had that cocktail

with the blues. Because that's cultural.

You have to drink that after that.

This is the amazing race. Yeah, they're amazing.

Amazing. They are an amazing race, the Barleys. The Barleys, yeah, they're so

good. They're so friendly. So nurturing, spiritual.

Welcoming. 50 cent meals. 50 cent meals.

Massage. Massage. And it was just a massage, babe.

This is a TV show. It can't go back to the same spot.

Alright, I hear you, dude. Like, what if we go to the Goldie?

As the cops will tell you, if you drink and drive, you're a bloody idiot.

Mind you, it's not like the cops are all geniuses.

No! Steady on, Hot Wheels.

Could you hold this while I blow into this?

Sing the song.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear.

Sergeant. Sergeant.

Happy birthday to you.

Hooray! Hooray!

Lovely.

Well, everyone at the station forgot, so you've... That was really nice. Thank

you very much. You can move on. Looks like good cake.

Yeah. Bye now.

Goodbye, Constable.

Coming soon.

The next electrifying chapter in the never -ending Underbelly franchise.

The shocking true story of Australia's most notorious bikey gang.

Underbelly Delivery Wars.

Delivered it on time, did you?

Yeah. Well, that is just... In

a world where reputation is key.

I'm the guy with the 4 .8 star rating, babe.

This is who I am.

Jake. That says Jake.

I don't know how to change it.

A gang who live by a code of conduct.

You pick up the meal, you wait outside the shop for 10 minutes, then you drive

around in circles. You go backwards if you have to. You go backwards, exactly.

Do you understand me? Kurt, I'll go a weirdly long way. And shut down their

rival's customer.

Now repeat after me. I will never order from Grub Run ever again.

I will never order from Grub Run ever again.

Five -star drama from the people that keep on making the same damn song.

Tonight, they'll be eating my bitch.

Underbelly Delivery War.

Coming soon, but probably later than expected.

Tell us, why did you decide to cook this risotto?

This dish was actually a tribute to my great -aunt Gretchen, who sadly died

year.

Oh.

It's got a woolly mouthfeel.

I'm definitely very aware of the width of my throat right now.

It's a tasteful and tasty homage.

Your great aunt would be really proud.

How did she die?

She actually choked on undercooked asparagus.

Sorry,

that's triggering.

That's what happened.

Congratulations.

You're through to the final.

I've got butterflies in my stomach.

I'm feeling nervous, but also really excited to see her.

And then I see her.

My new wife.

And my current wife.

Not happy, Craig.

Can we talk about this at home? No, we will talk about this now.

Listen to me. I forgave you. The farmer wants a wife. We are not doing this

again. Come on. And now from the archives, it's Play School, 1958.

Oh, hello children, and welcome to Play School.

Today, we're talking about car safety.

When you're an adult, like Bert and I, you don't need to wear a seatbelt.

They're mainly for beatniks and foreigners, but children must be

Off you pop, Peggy.

Simply ask your mummy and daddy to strap you to the front bumper.

That way, you'll have a better view of any cows or horses that you might see

along the way.

There's one there.

Hi.

Oh dear, the nuclear siren. Children, when you hear that noise, it means the

Ruskies are attacking and it's time to duck for cover.

There we go. We're safe from the hydrogen bomb now.

Goodbye, children.

Goodbye.

Today, the mysterious art of origami. No one knows where origami was invented.

Japan. What?

Origami comes from Japan.

That's not a real... That's a made -up name.

Lord of the Rings book.

Oh, I'm a hobbit. I live in Hobbitsville in Japan.

I used to live there. You used to live there? Oh, did you find the ring?

Don't worry about it.

This mysterious art form of unknown origin involves folding paper into

sculpture. So today, I'm going to be making the Sydney Opera House.

You take a piece of paper here.

You fold this edge here.

You take this coin?

How or how?

If you'd been to Japan, you'd know how to do it. No, no.

Hey, I brought a little salad.

OMG.

Today it is Chloe's birthday.

Oh, sorry. Can we bleep that?

Good. It is Chloe's 26th birthday, so the whole family is coming over for

dinner.

I'm dying.

Hey, you guys.

I just brought a little salad, too. I'm literally dying.

Hey, you guys.

Northy wanted to bring a little salad.

Isn't that cute?

Oh, cute.

I'm dead.

Flo, you spilled your salad.

Thank you.

Flo.

Flo. Marco.

Flo. Coco.

At least she died doing what she loved. Totally.

Choking on salad.

Do you know you lose weight when you die?

Some say it's a fault.

It's so simple, anyone can do it.

You take a piece of paper, and you make one simple fault, and you make a second

simple fault.

Then... If you'd been to Japan, you'd... Shut up! All right.

Yeah!

And there you have it.

A simple origami Sydney Harbour Bridge.

We could do a recycling one as well.

Well, block it.

Our Fresco week has been and gone. You had $10 ,000 to create an outdoor

wonderland. So, let's start with... Babe and babe, how did you spend

your day?

Oh, we were like, actually, we're just going to go to the Goldie. Yeah, it's

sick, hey, it's so sick, yeah.

Three Park Superpass, brother.

Marilyn Monroe was there, she's like there, she's like in the museum, like

whack. She's dead, man, but waxed.

Sorry, how's Marilyn there? No, because she died in Pompeii and got frozen in

the wax, man. I don't believe that's 100 % accurate.

It's so sick that you can shoot a gun in a shopping centre. There's actually a

full -on shopping centre where there's guns. Honestly, it's so sick.

And this place where you can go, it's like a room, man, and when you're in it,

it's like you're inside the mind of God. It's called Scooby -Doo Ride.

You can't ask that. Where viewers ask provocative questions to Australians

underrepresented groups, but all the good ones have been done.

Stage mothers and daughters.

Come on through into the space and take a seat.

You can just head on in normally, it's fine. That is normal.

It's normal for us.

Step it up, darling. Don't be nervous.

Thank you. You're a professional.

Hello, my name is Kiki. I'm a dancer, singer, and actor, a .k .a. a triple

threat. And my name is Amber Rose, and I'm Kiki's mother, and I also am an

actress, dancer, and candle maker.

So here comes our first question.

Thank you. There'll be some fan questions in here, I'm sure.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, okay.

It says, are you two sisters?

Everyone always says, are you sisters?

Are you sisters?

And I say, no, that's my daughter.

I'm not sure that was the question.

Right. That's written. You sort of do the question. Oh, yeah. It says, why are

you two dressed the same?

Right. Well,

I think, Kiki, that's a question that can only be answered through hip -hop.

Out here in the leafy suburb of Plummers Crack, Officer Brady has pulled over a

motorist who is on his last warning.

All right, sir, how are we doing tonight?

Yep.

Fantastic. Would you mind blowing into this?

What's that?

High score.

High score.

Yeah, that's high score.

Yeah, but unfortunately, on this occasion, mate, a high score is not

good at all.

Think of drink driving more like golf.

Oh, golf.

Low score.

High score. Yeah.

Okay, class.

Hello, everyone. My name is Mr.

Normie. Whatever.

Hi, Mr.

Bormie. I'm Lena.

Sir, I'm Lana.

Hello, Lena and Lana.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Do you know what happened to our last teacher, sir?

Mr. Riley was low -key cancelled.

Cancelled AF.

Someone found his old tweet.

They went nuts there.

Okay, well, I'm sure that he didn't mean... Are you defending him, sir? Way

not say esche.

You could be cancelled by association.

No, no, I didn't mean this. You should apologise.

I'm sorry. Fake apology, mate. If you don't film your apology in portrait mode

and live stream it immediately, it didn't even happen.

There was no receipts, literally.

Okay.

Let's just take out our books.

Books? Cringe.

Yikes.

Maybe you should resign before you get cancelled.

I'm not going to resign. I just literally started today.

Yes, question.

What's your favourite minion?

I don't have a favourite minion. They all look the same.

Oh, they all look the same?

Oh, they all look the same to you?

And finally, tonight on 60 Seconds, we cross to our war correspondent.

Angelique, what's it like on the front line?

Well, it's not bad.

Really? Yes. Final thoughts?

Big yikes. That's a detailed breakdown from Angelique. That's all the time we

have for you tonight. Good night.

Coming soon, the unstoppable excitement of Underbelly Delivery Wars continues as

we go inside to find a feed delivery crew and their terrifying

tag deck.

Oh, tell me.

There he is.

What have you got there, mate? Burrito.

How much do you make a day? What, four or five bucks?

If I'm lucky.

So how do you afford that?

Is your name Carol now, mate? Should I call you Carol?

What is the number one rule about being a delivery driver?

It's don't get high on your own supply.

It's just a burrito, man, I like. We're pulling you from the Mexican joints.

It's your car.

It's for your own good. Tommy's days are numbered.

Street justice will be served.

Underbelly Delivery Wars.

It's just what you ordered. I can quit it!

Your squid.

Sorry,

I thought the prize was the millions of dollars you've been collecting in the

giant globe in the ceiling.

Ah, I see what you've done there. No, the money is the metaphor for the real

prize. Which is this squid.

I love the squid.

I also would have loved a million dollars.

Just because I did. Oh, I betrayed so many people. Two of them.

She likes it.

Stage mothers and daughters.

Would you like a monologue? I could cry on command.

I just bring up her dad and she'll just start crying.

What's wrong with her dad? No need to cry.

Listen, he's not gone.

He's just, you know, usually just like in the lounge. He's not really into

dancing. You mentioned before you were raising your daughter as a feminist.

I am. I'm raising young Kiki as a feminist. A beautiful feminist. I mean,

get me wrong. We're shaving her underarms. A hot feminist.

Actually,

all the suffragettes were hot. That's why the vote was a thing. The

were hot. We've got to dance about the suffragettes. We do.

Vote for women.

Vote for women.

I want them to come and give me a vote, please.

Oh, give me a vote, sir.

Oh, sir, why don't you let me have a little say in what's going on in the

government, sir? This isn't working out.

Wow, a man stopping the suffrage movement.

G'day, bargain hunters. Bevan here.

Check this out. It might not look like much, but this is a vase from the Ming

Dynasty.

Now, the joker inside gave it to me for $200.

I've died and gone to...

Come on. Here we go.

Hot deals.

Welcome to Hot Deals.

Today, consider us your technology super center.

We have got a very sick deal for you today.

Yeah, man.

We're selling an iPhone.

Cracked. Don't even worry about it, brother. It's cracked, but it still

No, no.

You pick us up second -hand for a deal and we're passing the bargains on to

the customer.

Yeah, it's locked, Bart. Yeah, but the code has four numbers long, so you play

the game of crack the code.

One in four chance to get it right.

It's only 50 bucks.

You unlock it, you can call anyone you want. Call up, like, old mate or just a

rando. Yeah, what time is it?

You do your prank calls, funny.

Prank calls, man. Remember prank calls?

Suffice to say, this is...

A lifetime of entertainment that fits in your pocket. It's 50 bucks.

Yeah, 50 bucks. And as we always say, don't turn the clock.

It's...

8am at triple zero HQ and operator Phil is quick on the phones.

I wake up with today.

Sorry, I'm waiting for another call.

I wake up with today.

I wake up with today.

Can't pin this on me.

I didn't do anything.

Oh, really?

Detective Gunn here can place you at the crime scene minutes before it happens.

It's a stitch -up.

You've had it in for me for years.

How do you explain this?

Lots of people carry knives.

Oh, really?

Knives that look like this?

Could be anything.

It's going to be a lot easier for you, mate, in the long run, if you just come

clean.

Right.

I ate your stupid lasagna.

You satisfied?

There's a reason, Detective.

then we put our names on the food in the staff fridge. I was really looking

forward to that, Martin.

I was really looking forward to it. I've even made a little side salad, Martin.

What am I going to have a little side salad with now?

Well, a side salad can be a meal in and of itself.

You just add some croutons.

He's not wrong.

Well, get me some croutons, Martin. I'll go to the shop and get you some

croutons. Do you want anything?

Fizzy drink.

Fizzy drink.

G'day, bargain hunters.

Bevan here. What time is it? It's bargain o 'clock.

Check out this beautiful piece.

It's an exquisite clock made by artisanal clockmaker Franz Bachmann

years ago. That's why we're wearing the gloves.

Still tells beautiful time, though. I mean, check out my watch.

Thank you, Kiki. And what have you cooked for us today?

I have cooked shepherd's pie.

It's a pie that shepherds eat, because even shepherds...

Okay, can you tell us a little bit about what you've prepared? Smile, sweetie.

Chest and chompers out.

Chest to the chompers. It's all about chest and chompers.

This is quite a sloppy job.

Just tell us how you used your eight hours of preparation time, please.

Well, I did 40 minutes of stretching and in pro to loosen up, I did a vocal

intensive warm -up. Well, I don't think you used your time very effectively. I'm

sorry, what did you just say to my daughter?

At the end of the day, she's made a mess of this, which is why...

Kiki, I'm sorry, but it's time to go home.

Sad, sad. Wait in the car, sweetie. Wait in the car. That's sad. That is sad.

It's my time to shine.

Who wants to see a shoulder from mommy? It's for free. Who wants a little treat

from me? I can make you something sweet.

Seal of Urgot.

Oh, ancient stone.

Reveal your message.

D -17.

What does that mean?

D -17, D -17, that's my apple ticket. That's my apple one.

Are you saying that parchment has the power to bestow its owner with a tray of

delicacies? Yes.

Where can I procure such a parchment?

Ah, well, just ask Barry.

Ten dollars. or three for five?

Money goes towards fixing the club, doesn't it? I don't have my wallet. Will

take this hammer? It's magic. The club could do with another tool around here.

All right.

Here you go. Time for another spin.

All right.

Don't hurt your back, Barry.

Thank you, young man.

F44. Ah, damn it!

Can I have, like, one of the chops?

You can have a chop. Come on, Paul.

Thank you. I'll give you a chop.

People of Earth.

I am the supervillain, Dr.

Armageddon.

If you are not afraid, I suggest you...

from the f***ing carousel when you're waiting for your bag.

It won't make your bag come out any faster. It'll just stop everyone else

spotting theirs because you're in the way like some sort of meat barricade.

next time I see someone do this, I will destroy the entire country of Belgium.

look like a doggy or something.

That's cool.

At triple zero HQ, operator Phil is the first port of call for emergency.

I'm at the services, Phil speaking.

Hello. Hello, I don't have a lot of time. Hi. I'm on a bus and... What?

Yeah, can you speak up? I can't speak up. I'm on a bus and someone has

it. Oh, my God.

Yes. They've hijacked the bus and they're... You're in speed.

Have you seen speed? Because you are in a speed right now.

I guess it is just a bit like speed. Yeah.

You're in a speed, dude.

That's awesome.

Hey, can you say yippee -ki -yay?

That's from Die Hard.

No, Greg Speed says it to the bad guy before he kicks him off the bus in

Whatever. Listen, there are two... Sorry, do you think the main character

Speed is called Greg Speed?

Yeah, that's why it's called Speed.

Hello?

It is from Die Hard.

And that is how one plucky murderer thung his way out of jail.

Amazing. Next, we're crossing live to Town Hall where Adam Spinks is about to

address the media. Let's hear from Adam.

OK, we might get started. I'm going to read a brief statement before opening up

for questions.

I wanted to address the rumour that has been circulating since Jack's sleepover

party last weekend that I allegedly said that my dad could beat up Tristan's

dad. This has been wildly manipulated.

I may have told Tristan that my dad was stronger than his dad, but at no time

did I say that he could or would beat him up. Is it true your dad is going to

fight Tristan's dad?

There's nothing to suggest that this time, no.

Do you believe your dad could beat up Tristan's dad?

Definitely stronger than his.

Would Jack agree with any of Jack's birthdays?

I'll let you decide that one.

Is it true that you also said your uncle, quote, works at Nintendo and is

you a special Nintendo... OK.

So, we've addressed this false remark multiple times. If you can't respect

then we're done.

Yeah, one more question.

What's the strongest dinosaur?

This is murder on the border.

Detective, they found him an hour ago.

Do we have a time of death?

Judging by the smell, he's been here at least a week.

God, the puncher.

Sorry, detective, it's just my sister, I mean.

Fermented fish delicacy.

It smells like trash, it's true, but there was no time for a proper

dinner on account of the Christian -Scandinavian murder.

It's a nod from the killer.

Is that sister, I mean?

I will swap you some of my blitzkale.

It is a lamb's head that has been left to fester in a cup of toilet for ten

weeks, as we all know.

Starving? Yes, as well. I bought this tendon urgent that gives us a

rancid decision.

Please, officers, these delicious Scandinavian treats are getting in the

solving this grim slaying. How are we supposed to solve this murder with you

flashing these delicious Scandinavian delicacies in our face? Okay.

Who wants a cheap sandwich?

Get this freak away from my crime scene.

Of course, fire with my little eye.

A great Aussie bargain.

G'day, Bevan here. Check this out, hunters. Pick this little regal teapot

50 bucks. I reckon I can flip it for 300.

Now that...

is a success story.

And... Check this out.

Marbles. Oldest trick in the book, but it's going to take a little bit more

that to get old Bevan down.

Now, I'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

This is old Prime Minister's home for four -year -olds.

Our former PMs are painting self -portraits with the children.

All right, let's check out everybody's portraits.

Ah, beautiful, Skylar. And I love that you've included the yellow sun.

That is really good, Kevin.

Here I am as a typical Aussie bloke.

Kevin suffers from delusions of grandeur.

Tony, you know they're supposed to be self -portraits. I must have forgotten.

This isn't a painting of me.

Obviously, I am a human man.

And Malcolm hasn't even started.

I was just about to commence my tasteful self -representation when I got

involved in a fascinating conversation with this fine fellow in the window.

You're quite right.

If only we could have another Renaissance.

Wouldn't it be wonderful for humanity?

Oh, Scott, that is not a painting of you.

Yes, it is. I did that.

No, you just stole Scarlet's portrait.

Well, I'm only just finding out about this now. And when I find out who's

responsible, rest assured, Jenny and the girls will issue a full apology.

The beach attracts all comers.

Not all of them are prepared for the conditions.

Look there, Santa Claus, British backpacker.

He's walking on the sand in socks and shoes.

It gets worse.

Rolled up chinos and a leather belt. That's inhuman.

Hang about, he's going to take off his shirt. Hey, hey, don't look, don't...

Welcome to Millionaire Hot Feet. I'm Eddie McGuire and let's meet our

contestants. Competing for a million dollars, we have Gary Barwell from

Victoria. Gary is an engineer hoping to reinvent himself during this television

appearance by wearing a fedora.

We're also joined by Lisa Lisa Pumpkin Eater. Just kidding. Lisa hates pumpkin

and specifically asked us not to bring it up.

Alex Rawlings. is completing a PhD on sarcasm, which we all think sounds

amazing.

Jim Kilroy is from Darwin and was told repeatedly to wee before the show

started.

Didn't I say, go before we start?

And finally, Leon Rice is a CSIRO researcher who invented a cloak of

invisibility. Give us a wave, Leon.

It works.

There we go.

Okay, guys, the monster's nearly here. How are we going to defeat it? I think

home alone him.

Yeah, I'm talking paint tins and thumbtacks on the stairs, the whole

What if we goonies him?

Distract him with a series of gadgets before we let greed be his undoing.

What about a combo? We hit him with the Home Alone, and then a double Goonies,

and then Ghostbusters with a twist, followed by a reverse Karate Kid.

I think we back to the future him.

Back to future one, where we make out with our moms and our dad comes and

punches him. Or back to future three, where we punch him into manure and make

out with our moms. I don't know any of these references.

Ghost Dad!

And now for the weather with our new weatherman, Jeremy, who is already on

last warning.

Come on, Jez.

Thanks, guys.

Jeremy McGulligan here, and we are at the Carnival of Flowers. And let me tell

you, it's exciting times.

It's absolutely crazy down here.

Admittedly, there's not a whole Carnival of Flowers. It's more of a small

sprinkling of flowers.

Okay, well, we do have it here that the Carnival of Flowers was last week.

That explains why there was no sort of gates or official signage or hardly any

punters or hardly any flowers.

Why don't we just read the weather?

I've lost the piece of paper that it was on.

All right. And coming up next, should four -year -olds be allowed to carry

hunting knives?

We're going to speak to one expert who thinks they shouldn't.

Well, the thing is, Miss Mabel, this is one case we really think we need your

assistance with.

Oh?

Miss Mabel, I'm afraid there's been a murder.

Good heavens, a murder?

That's right, Miss Mabel, a murder.

Here in sleepy old Stabbington. I can scarcely believe it. I grew up my whole

life here.

Lived right around the corner on Homicide Lane.

Never had a murder.

Oh, indeed. I don't think there's ever been a murder here before.

Except for just after the war, when poor old Father Croke was thrown from the

roof of the church by his identical twin.

Well, except for that murder, yes.

Or last summer, when poor Mr Kickbucket was decapitated by this pudding bandit.

Terrible business that, yeah, no good. But apart from that, it's hard to

we'd have a murder here in Stabbington. Except for Butcher Johnson.

Except for Butcher Johnson, obviously.

I mean, he killed an entire rugby team with nothing but a branch. Really good

murdering, he was. But listen, here in Stabbington, though. A murder, you know

what I mean. Can you help us, Miss Mabel? Well, there's another murder

for half three, but I suppose I can squeeze you in.

Thank you, Miss Mabel.

Shivvy Pete.

Forgot about Shivvy Pete.

Oh, yeah, we need Shivvy.

Obviously very old. A little bit old. Not much use for these sort of things

nowadays.

I couldn't see you getting more than $100.

Oh, well.

A little disappointing, but much in line with what I was expecting.

Now, shall we look at the bar?

Yes.

I think you'll be very... Yes, you will be. People of Earth!

I am the supervillain, Dr.

Armageddon!

I demand that the thing, that thing with the bread type, what's it, Carol?

What's that bread thing called?

Nobody knows what it's called. But we need to get rid of it. It's too flimsy.

don't want people just holding the bag over and then thinking that's fine. It's

not fine.

You have until midnight tonight.

And I mean business, people.

Did I just say people or people?

We'll do one more.

Now, this is live.