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It's day 22, and we haven't even done any, like, bug -eating challenges yet,

which is good, because, like, yuck, bugs are gross. But, I don't know, I just

sort of thought when we came here, we'd be eating more bugs.

There's bugs around here.

So, anyway, I found this bug on the ground, but I don't know. I don't know

I... Do you, like, do you dare me to eat it?

No. If you dare me, I'll do it, but I don't want to. But if you dare me, I

Will I get, like, immunity if I do?

No.

Oh my god, did you just stare at me?

Should we get a medic?

You got any more bugs?

What are you?

We interrupt this broadcast.

Okay, girls, come on, give me everything, everything.

Cute. Gorgeous, girls.

It's hot, so hot.

Cute. Okay, I already said that, sorry.

So today, me and my sisters are doing a photo shoot based around body

positivity. As in, I am positive that my body will look better than my sister's.

Work, work, work, work, work. Together, come on. Kimberly, you are blocking

Kendall. Oh, sorry.

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry, Kendall.

You look too good.

Kim, I really wanted this to be all of us sisters. They're all in it. She's

taller, so I think it just will be better if she's back there.

For

cops,

RBTs are a lot like speed dating.

You meet a lot of new people.

There's plenty of alcohol involved and they often sprint off the moment they

you.

This is a random breath test. When was the last time you had something to

Oh, I would say 1984.

A while back.

Yep,

keep going.

Okay, there we go. Thank you, stop.

Yeah, mine is 50.

I didn't even know it could go that low. That's sober. That is the most sober

I've ever seen anyone.

You're free.

I stole this car from Sister Margaret.

She's being a proper bitch.

She deserved it.

Oh, you're up there now.

Come on now, girls. All together, girls. Good.

Rodrigo is our amazing photographer.

Ow, Kim, ow.

I'm a genius. Come on, it's so good.

But every girl needs a group of little yucky nerds, a .k .a. the Photoshop

Can you make my elbows smaller?

No, no, like wider but smaller.

Okay, and you can hear my nail beds are all wrong.

You need to fix my knee. Put, like, Dua Lipa's knee on me. Okay, wait, why do I

have a shadow?

Mom! Kim has a shadow.

Kim has a shadow.

So we actually realized it's better and more body positive to just

Photoshop our perfect bodies in later.

Kendall, you're in my life.

as we try to figure out who is mummy!

The Nile is a river.

So is the Murray.

I think it's Andy Murray.

I've already guessed every Australian I know, so is it one of the guys from the

Geordie Shore?

We're sleeping on some massive clues here. It is giving major Tina vibes.

Tina Turner.

I'm Tina Arena.

I reckon it's bloody Cleopatra.

Get off one of those cars. I can always do stuff

on holidays. Walking tours, scuba diving, cathedrals. I'm on holidays,

Well, here's a travel tip for you. These foods are great for causing severe food

poisoning in an active and enthusiastic travel partner.

Poultry can be left out of the fridge.

Blueberries are very prone to contamination.

Eat up, darling. And don't forget the miracle product that is...

So there you have it. Put the do stuff part of your relationship out of action

and actually enjoy your holiday.

Oh, no.

Sounds like the Maritime Museum's off the cards, babe.

You okay?

You'll be right.

Shake it off.

Ooh, sail.

Your Majesty, you'll be requiring this today.

What's this infernal conception?

That's a pen, sir.

Ah, like I keep the servants in.

No. Someone in the kingdom has turned 100 years old, and by tradition you must

write them a birthday letter.

Ah.

How about you dictate, and I'll write it for you.

Dear Horribly Old Woman. Her name is Doris.

Dear Horribly Old Doris.

Well, I finally did it.

I'm king.

I think that broke up on her milestone, sir.

Good point.

One hundred years.

Well, I imagine you haven't long left.

What rotten luck, being so baldly ancient.

Chin -chin, King Charles.

And don't forget to put in my cool S.

I think we could work on tone.

You know what? Forget all this birthday nonsense. Write me a royal decree.

Anyone who turns 99... Anyone who turns 99... It's beheading for them.

Tonight,

celebrities are pushed to their physical and psychological limits by a very

shouty Englishman. This is SAS Australia.

This will be the most extreme SAS challenges yet.

We will simulate the escape.

In a hostage situation,

you'll pair up.

One leg will be tied to that of your partner.

In his configuration, walking is difficult.

But you will have to run.

Sorry, isn't that just a three -legged race?

Yeah, it is. We used to do that in primary school.

No, no, it's not a three -legged race.

Okay, okay.

This simulation will be of you transporting a teammate who have had

blown off by a landmine.

Simply pick up your teammate by the ankles, the wrists or the feet, and push

them as they walk with their hands across the finish line.

That's a wheelbarrow race.

It's a simulation.

It looks fun, though. No, it's not funny games!

It's not funny games!

It's a sim... How's this, then?

We will be simulating the transportation of a highly unstable explosive.

How's that sound?

Does that sound like a laugh to you?

Now, this egg will simulate a crime's grenade.

It is to be transported on this...

What? Back at 000 HQ, operator Graham is calming

a distraught caller.

Okay, that's fine. Can you just stay calm for me, please?

Yes. Okay, now.

Do you see any kind of display panel? Anything with numbers on it at all? Yes,

can. Okay, great. You're doing great.

Now... Should I press? No, do not press anything until I say so, okay?

I pressed it. Now it's just flashing. It's 12 o 'clock. I think we have to

again. Mum, how do you expect me to help you program the microwave if you won't

listen to me?

Oh, come on, darling. We almost had it. No, I've got to go. I've got to get back

to work.

Hello, sorry to keep you holding.

So you were saying you were currently being murdered, is that right?

And now from the archives, it's Play School, 1958.

Today, we'll be talking about manners.

Imagine that you are on a train station and a fella asks you for a light for his

pipe. Excuse me, my fellow gent, might I trouble you for a light?

Well, that all depends.

Are you a foreigner?

Always ask if they are a foreigner. No, I am not a foreigner.

Well then, I may avail you of a light for your pot. Thank you, my good sir.

Do you see, boys and girls, that good manners and vigilance cost nothing.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Well, tonight on 60 Seconds, Professor Jackie Lismore has discovered that a

common product found in homes across Australia is actually killing us. Isn't

that right, Professor?

Just nod your head or shake your head. Quick, quick, quick. Come on. Well,

one is it?

It's kind of... Forget it. We're out of time. Can you tell us what room it's in?

Kitchen. Great. That's great. That's fantastic. Thank you, Professor Jackie.

Thanks for coming in and good night.

It's all killer, all filler on Lip Island.

Romance is on everyone's lips as the islanders send each other love letters.

Or at least attempt to.

Welcome

back

to Big Catch Barry.

How's the serenity?

Water at your feet.

Just taking it all in.

A couple of nibbles.

Oh, I got a bite! I got a bite! What is it? Another trevally? No, a bull shark!

Oh, my God! Help! Help!

Get the food!

Someone wipe it off!

Help!

Here at NotFlix, we've burned through so many comedians making stand -up

specials, we've outsourced this latest one.

to Christmas crackers.

Thank you. And Aunty Helen's here to call them out.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Damn! Lock up the rosé and throw away the key.

How does the moon get a haircut?

Eclipse it!

No, as in, like, lunar eclipse.

Wake up.

Critics are saying it's full of jokes, so harmless they won't start a fight

your Uncle Gary. So what's white and goes up?

Hey, keep it clean. A confused snowflake. Jeez, Aunty Helen. This has

Christmas Crackers, and you guys have been absolutely wham! It's the Christmas

Cracker Comedy Festival, only on Nodlet.

Well, man, they should fully call this, like, Deal or No Deal, man, because this

is like...

Sick deal, eh?

Yeah, that's funny, man. Whoa, look.

Today I've got a sack full of car badges, eh?

Look at these guys. Whoa.

Car badges, man. Full sack of them. There's like 80s and whatever in there.

Check them out. You got them from the internet there. Brand new fresh.

Yeah. Value, man.

50 bucks, whole bag.

50 bucks, that's pretty good for a bag, eh?

Yeah, brother. This is a sick deal.

Remember... Don't tell the cops. Don't tell the cops.

At

the

000 HQ, Graham is about to get a call from a distressed commuter.

Hello? Yes, hello. What's your emergency?

I'm on a train. It's broken down and a lady's just gone into labour. She's

birth. Oh.

No, you don't want to do that on a train. You need to go to hospital for

That's like a hospital thing. You can't get to a hospital. The train is stuck.

Oh, that is wild.

Okay, I see it. I see the head.

Oh, don't describe it. Oh, yuck.

Just put me right off my burrito.

Speak to Mummy. I want a sitrep right now. What's the status of the target?

Satellite has her locked, Chief. We've got her in our sights.

Hook, line and sinker.

Eagle One, have you got eyes on the target?

There's only one target in sight. Over. Excellent. Eagle One, you are authorised

to move in and explode the target. Use extreme force. It is authorised. Go, go,

go.

Sorry? I said go, go, go.

Explode the old woman. Eagle One.

Explode. We'll lay that order, Eagle One.

Just hold on one second. Chief, we cannot explode the old lady. Oh, no, we

actually have her on our flight, Deputy.

That is absolutely not the point. I don't know how many times I have to say

this. We can't use lethal force.

This is a civilian who signed up to a reality show.

Yeah, well, the reality show is called Hunted, mate, isn't it? It's not called

Give Granny a Kiss on the Lips, is it? No, that's a different show.

Tom, Sharon, thank you.

Thanks. Now, before we eat, as I always say...

Bananas, please.

Bananas, please.

No, I can do it. Stop!

Blondes, please.

Crap up a meat.

Bon

appétit.

Bon appétit.

Squash the old lady. Repeat.

Do not squash the old lady. Cheek. We cannot squash, smush, kablammo, splat,

anything, any of these contestants. This is a game.

Well, it's a stupid game and I hate it.

No. No.

Can I have a nap or something?

Yes. Is that okay?

It's okay.

You're the one.

Bring, um, like a blankie, maybe?

People of Earth, I am the supervillain, Dr.

Armageddon.

I will be picking out all the skull bones of all the people of Earth with my

cranium tongs. It's very advanced tech, unless my demands are met.

Someone come to my house and sort out my Tupperware.

Seriously, it's just such a mess.

I don't know how they all fit together.

I'm trying to start doing meal prep, so I need the Tupperware there, and I have

all the stew, and it's hot and ready to go, and then I'm like, where's the lid?

Where's the lid?

I don't have a lid for this one. It can't have just gone missing.

So please come round and Marie Kondo it or something.

Marie, if you're listening, you could come round and do it. But also, you

get rid of any of my skulls. They do spark joy.

So someone sort it out, and I promise I won't pick out your skull and put it in

a stew. Thank you.

Out on the highway at night, things can get a little spooky.

Who's that?

I'm scared.

Hold me.

Everything alright there, officer?

Yes, do you know why I invited you here tonight, sir?

Uh... No, because... Do you know why I pulled you over tonight, sir?

No. Breathe into this.

That's a heart.

Yes, you positive.

You bring it, tell her the secret.

Tell her the secret and then I can listen. Tell her the secret.

Tell her the secret.

Hello.

Oh, hello.

It works. Like I said, if I listen, I can hear the station for where I live.

My flat's come undone. Wow.

Would you like me to give you a ride to the station?

I've had a bit of a drink.

Yeah, I'll come with you.

I spare a few drives. Do you want to try one of the passenger side doors?

Just get in because then we can go to my house.

If you'd like to come round to the other side, that'd be great.

Toot toot!

This is the hardest day of my life. I am so sorry, Lucy.

I just... But, Lucy, you didn't get a rose. You're out of

here. It's been an absolute honour to have you in the mansion.

Give it up for Lucy!

What the hell?

Yeah, just hold that.

Alright, who left the Oshbot on my finger?

and receive a rose.

Please, take your time. Just say goodbye.

When you're on holidays there's nothing better than laying out your towel by the

pool with a good book no matter how trashy.

But wouldn't it be even more enjoyable if your fellow guests couldn't judge you

for your reading choices?

That's why I always bring a spare cover of a more impressive book.

Simply slip it over the books you actually want to read and then relax,

people think you just find Russian literature quite titillating.

Ooh, it was frostbitten.

Dear, oh dear.

How very Russian.

Your bank has flagged your account as engaging in unusual and highly

transactions.

July 3rd, Michael Peters received $26.

The transaction description reads, for your bum surgery.

Care to elaborate on the meaning behind that transaction description?

Well, really, Mike had bought lunch and I was transferring him my share of the

lunch and I just thought it would be funny to write that in the description.

So am I to understand that none of the funds transferred under that description

were in fact for the surgery of Mr. Peter's bum?

No, it was just like a joke, you know, a joke.

You laughing, detective?

No.

Well, I... July 23rd, transferred to Jacinta Reid, $11 for

fart removal.

Ha, ha, ha!

That was for an Uber.

August 2nd, you sent $300 to Andrew Costa for Class A drugs.

Another one of your little jokes, eh? Do you know what the penalty is for lying

in your transaction descriptions?

Is it less than the penalty for purchasing Class A drugs?

Considerably.

Then, yeah.

That was one of my goofs. That was just a silly little joke.

Tonight... What's the deal with bugs?

Comedian Terry Seinfeld pushes the other campers to breaking point with his

observations about Camp Live.

What's the deal with Strange Camp Monster?

If I wanted to be woken up with blood -curdling screams, I would have stayed

Manhattan.

It's a comedy about nothing in the middle of nowhere.

What's with germs?

Everybody's got them, but you get too many, and you got diarrhea.

Oh, no.

You stink, you stink, you stink, I stink.

That's tonight in the jungle with I'm a celebrity. I'm Jerry Sanford. This is

how I talk.

Tough crowd.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Go, let's go for it.

Situation report now.

We just bit the sandcastle. And look.

Bugger. It's coming in, troll. Okay.

to the main castle. Let's go, go, go. What about me?

Pray for us.

Pray for us all.

Come on.

Oh,

sorry. Sorry.

Sorry, guys.

No, the tide's, um, yeah, tide's gone out.

Good work, A -Trop.

Well done.

Good on you, mate.

Yeah, we made a difference today.

See, I thought perhaps today we might practice opening things.

As the new king, you'll be required to open galleries, schools, museums.

Can't we just give the servants the keys?

Not literally open, declare them open.

It's very simple. Just follow the instructions.

First, you must cut the ribbon.

Ah.

Henry V's sword. No, no, no.

Richard the Lionheart's battle axe. Sir, no, these will do just fine.

What are these?

Scissors, sir.

Edward I's scissors.

Yes, the Edward I's scissors. Johnny will.

I, Charles III, declare this horrid little non -palace open.

Edward I's pictures are blunt.

I suppose they are 700 years old.

Here, let me see them.

No, you can't do that. I do that.

It's treason. God, God. No, sir, allow me to retouch it for you.

Ah, William the Conqueror's stapler.

And I think it's the same for women all across this media landscape. So I

conducted what I like to consider a little experiment about gender

So I was in the same suit every day for a year.

And do you know what?

Not a single person noticed.

Everybody noticed.

Absolutely everyone noticed it was disgusting. I think it really highlights

double standards that are right. We had seven crew members quit because of the

smell. Seven. Well, I think some of them were sick, but this will give those

tabloid scribblers some pause for thought.

You deserve some applause for just being such an ally to women. What an ally.

Give it up, ladies.

Give it up for Trent.

I would like to order the, um, goodness, it's too dark to read, uh, the fish.

Excellent. Now, I'm going to make a show of not writing that down in my notepad.

I want you to spend the entire night worrying whether I remember your order.

want to make our instant restaurant as authentic as possible. But I do have a

question. I'm sorry, there's been a mix -up with bookings. Now, we can sit you

at the bar, which has punishingly uncomfortable stools, or at the communal

table, which is like a pig pen. I just wanted a drink.

Well, that'll be $5 corkage.

We'll just have the water.

Still or sparkling. And don't forget, whatever you say, I'll judge you either

way. Very authentic.

Still.

Cheap escape.

Well, I'm hungry and I want to leave, which I think means you've absolutely

nailed the experience.

Très magnifique.

A truly authentic dining experience.

Now, I'm sorry to interrupt, but there is another sitting, so we'll have to ask

you to leave.

Oh, and we don't accept good bills? What?

We do accept it.

Bravo. Bravo.

Seriously,

you guys do need to leave. We've got some people coming in right now.

It's all killer, all filler on Lip Oil.

It's bar day in the villa and Tiffany gets ready to paint the town red and her

lips glossy.

And some girls can be tight -lipped about their beauty secrets, but not

lovely lads.

And now it's time for What's in Your Mouth?

Hello and welcome back to everybody's favourite game show, What's in Your

Where we try to work out the question that's on everybody's lips.

or possibly tucked away in their cheek somewhere.

Our very first contestant is Tabitha.

Tabitha comes from Ballarat. She loves unicorns, and her cheeks are not

that puffed out. Are they, Tabitha? So for ten points, Tabitha, let's all

the question, what's in your mouth?

Nothing.

Incorrect, I'm afraid.

Dylan,

you also have something in your mouth. I'm not sure what it is, but did

give it to you?

Can you tell me what's in your mouth?

Please, darling.

Oh, fine.

We're going to be like that, are we? No. Oh, it's funny, isn't it? So funny.

You're all having a funny game.

Millie, what's in your mouth?

OK, well, this has been a delight. But unfortunately, we are out of time. So if

you would like to know the answer to tonight's show, please join me next week

we sift through the contents of a potty for upwards of three hours.

Thank you so much, everybody. Good night.

Blessings from the light of the seven.

And what shall you name the babe in your belly? I shall name him after my

ancestor, Aegon the Conqueror. He shall be Aegon, second of his name, ruler of

the seven kingdoms. I'm sorry, third of his name.

My son is also named Aegon.

Well, fourth of his name, actually.

Your son is named Aemon, Rhaena. I'm Rhaenys. I thought you were Daenerys. I

Daenerys. Daenerys Stormborn.

Mother of dragon. My God, we get it. We know.

Just chill out. I don't know why you're here, but just chill out. Who invited

you? I was invited.

Anyway, I'm just saying, couldn't you name your baby anything else? How about

Brooklyn? Lovely.

Dallas? Or Felix? Or something cute like that. Well, it's already his name,

isn't it? We've already named him, haven't we? Okay, we've already got his

on a little blanket.

That says Algie. You say Algie, Daenerys. I'm Rhaenys.

I am Daenerys, Breaker of Pain.

Lady who walked in fire that time. Shut up!

Last week, we brought you the story of a man accused of kidnapping an entire

Queensland family. We dubbed him Brian Kidnapper of an entire Queensland family

crystal. We ran out of time before we could tell you if the accusations were

faithless. This week, we've invited Brian to clear his name. Well... That's

simply too many things. Well, that's all the time we have for you. And I've got

to say, Brian, your silence speaks absolute volumes, and not in a good way.

night from me and from Brian Kidnapper of an entire Queensland family crystal.

Retiree's insurance.

Retiree's insurance or retiree's insurance?

Ha! I'm Malcolm Turnbull. If you're over 55 and looking for insurance, retiree's

insurance is here to help.

Well, firstly, why haven't you got a broker to take care of that kind of

so you can relax in the sunroom with some foie gras, a glass of Sangiovese,

listen to Handel's Massage?

All right, I'll stick to the script.

If you are over 55 and on a pension, retirees' insurance has competitive

Over 55 and on the pension, I was 61 when I became Prime Minister. I hadn't

given up.

Aren't pensioners people on Zimmer frames who have gone gaga?

And if you have just turned 55, you'll be working for the next 20 years. Mark

words.

Retirees insurance.

Check them out.

Good on you. Bye now.

Jesus.

Retirees. Yuck.

At this point in our journal, there are just three masks remaining.

I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm so sorry. We have to say goodbye.

Toilet, toilet.

I should turn around.

Stuck in bloody bachelor mode again.

It's F -A -N, Australia.

Today's task will teach you all about resilience.

I was really excited about this challenge.

And then I found out what it was.

One by one, you will be lowered into a pit of lava that is molten rock at

1 ,200 degrees Celsius.

This will cause you to die.

No. I've always prided myself on being really resilient, but when Ant said we

were going to be lowered into a pool of lava until we were dead, I just really

hope I can hack that.

Are you ready for this?

I'm sure to do my kids proud.

Go die in some lava, number three.

There, you see all the skin?

Coming right off.

That's resilience, eh?

Resilience! Come on!

G'day, Bevan here.

And take a look at what I found.

It's a sovereign from the old days of the... It's worth an absolute mint if

real. There's only one way to find that out.

The old back molar trick.

I swallowed

that.

But I'm pretty sure it was real gold, so...

We'll just wait six to eight hours for a bank withdrawal and then we'll be ready

to cash in.

Let's go find some prune juice.

Come on.

Welcome to Fridgerton.

Isn't this lovely? The scent of the lilac, the call of the thrush.

The butler has yoghurt in his dairy compartment if you need it.

Bad, Mama.

Oh, right. How silly of me.

Now go and speak to your new suitor.

He's European.

More cake, Prince Mille.

And then perhaps we could take a turn about the garden.

Planned obsolescence, you say?

How dreadful.

So, Lieselot, what are you doing here?

No, stop!

Hot deal.

Welcome back to Hot Deal Day.

You looking to get kicked this summer? Yeah, you're looking for that beach pod,

you fat pig.

Don't call me fat pigs, man. Everyone's just trying their best, eh? Sorry,

everybody. Sorry to you as well at home. We've got an exercise bike for you.

Yeah, we've got a full exercise bike. It's got, like, everything, like

handlebar, pedals.

It's got pedals. It's got yellow colouring for maximum sight ability

night hours.

This has got 100 % resistance training. You can't push the pedals.

But that's the point. It's hard. That's the point. You can't push the pedals. It

makes you fit.

It's like a hundred bucks or whatever.

But this is training.

Call now and we'll send you this complimentary mystery packet.

What's inside? It's a mystery.

No, that's going to change the mystery, but it's ferret.

It's ferret's name.

Hot deer.

Call now. Hot deer.

People of Earth.

I am the supervillain, Dr.

Armageddon. I will destroy all life on this pathetic

planet unless my demand is met.

My demand is, can someone please explain to me how to fold a fitted sheet?

I've been at this for like two hours. Each time it just looks worse than

It's just so grumpily.

You know what? I have no demands.

I was so mad that I've already melted what remains of your polar ice caps.

Sorry. I'm just, I'm having a moment.

And now

it's time to make another Australian's day a little brighter with an instant

$500 cash giveaway with Cassie the Cash Kookaburra. Cha -ching. Here she is.

Okay, so we are calling Todd from Victor Harbour. Ah, Victor Harbour, beautiful

part of South Australia there, close to Goolwa.

Hello to all our friends down there. So let's get Toddy on the old dog and bone.

All he has to do is answer before the fifth ring.

Good luck, Tod.

Oh, that's one ring.

That's another ring.

Oh, no.

What's the phrase?

I'm all clammy for Cassie the cash cooker bar's cash.

There's no phrase, and even if we had one, it wouldn't be that.

OK, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, burra.

Let's all do the kookaburra dance.

Kookaburra!

Yep, that was it. Sure, you got it.

Who's this?

Well, we've lost him there, but not to worry.

No, coming up next, the good, the bad and the ugly as we tiptoe through my

on Tinder.

of two millionaire hot seat.

Competing for a million bucks tonight is Dennis Jellicoe. Dennis is from Perth

and says he enjoys gaslighting people.

Molly Dodd has no sense of direction and thought she was waiting in line for a

booth juice.

Marjorie Denham is a hypocrite who promised she would never go on a quiz

Trevor Tucker owes me 100 bucks tonight, and live on air, I'm going to punch him

in the stomach.

And Fred Tusk is a cobbler who suffers from appalsophobia.

Give him a round of applause.

Well, it's time for the 60 seconds mailbag. If you want to get in touch,

address is on the screen, and please keep things concise.

Okay, what have we got? That's a long time. Your unnecessary context.

Next!

Let's see what's here. Come on, come on, come on.

Salutations? Just say hi.

You're not impressing anyone. Next.

Your show is guilty of defamation? Yeah, well, you're guilty of being a

criminal. Come on, here we go. We are running out of time. This is the last

and it just says jerks. Well, I cannot put you on your brevity. Good night.

It's all killer, all filler on Left Island.

It's Destiny with... For E's birthday.

And it's time to blow out some candles on a cake nobody will eat.

it's near impossible getting that fishy smell off your hands. But I have a

formula. What do you want?

Some ammonia, amyl nitrate, sodium potassium bentoate, and a couple of

dollops of bleach.

Mix it all together and scrub your hands vigorously for 15 minutes.

There you go.

If it stings a bit, you know it's working.

And there you have it. No more fishy smell.

Hey, you guys.

Hey.

Chloe, you don't have one.

A boyfriend?

No, I do.

No, an iced coffee. Why didn't you bring it?

Oh.

So, I am seeing a new guy.

And he's sort of like a bad boy.

And today I'm so nervous because he's finally going to meet my sisters.

And my mom, who thinks she's one of my sisters.

It is true. I have chemically bonded with your sister.

Cute. It is not cute. With this coupling, I may further my influence

feeble -minded human race.

No, I meant your goggles are cute. Are they McQueen? Oh, thank you.

I got them from Bailey Nelson.

Um, so, like, what's your name?

My name is Dr.

Armageddon. I am a living god, and my wrath shall be the flame.

which burns humanity to cinders. You a doctor?

You guys would have cute kids.

Only when the earth is destroyed and become a barren wasteland shall my

material repopulate it.

Ooh, someone's clucky.

I don't want to ruin this for you, Coco, but I have to protect my sisters.

I just feel like, why don't... You have an iced coffee.

I do.

My iced coffee is the largest of them all. It contains plutonium, the brain

serum extracted from a howler monkey, and a few squirts of caramel syrup.

He's perfect.

Then I'll see you when you want.

And my current wife.

I forgave you for Farmer Wants a Wife. We are not doing this again.

The show that'll have you choking with laughter.

This dish was actually a tribute to my great -aunt Gretchen. So, how did you

die? She choked on undercooked asparagus.

The big new comedy where no show is safe. You have 20 minutes to assemble

modular Swedish furniture.

Why won't it fit? Who took my allen key? We need this done before my wife gets

home. What?

We interrupt this broadcast.

Tomorrow on 7 and 7 Plus.