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This week, we wanted to see your skills in combining flavors, and you got to

choose two core ingredients to cook with.

Rita, you're up first.

I'm an adventurous cook, so today I'm experimenting with some really bold and

unique flavors, and I'm hoping for a real wow moment.

Rita, what do you have for us today?

It's orange juice and toothpaste.

Please allow me.

So apparently I've been something called turbo -eliminated.

But at the end of the day, I'm just really proud of myself for just having a

of a go.

Good evening.

We interrupt this broadcast.

I will now explain the rules of the game.

The game is called Delgona.

The shape you see is the shape you must trim from the honeycomb.

I'm so bad at games. So what do we do with this?

We eat it, do we? You do not, no, must trim out the shape without cracking the

honeycomb. Right, and if we crack it?

You will die.

Okay, bloody hell.

Actually, do you know what?

I am going to sit the first one out. I'll sit it out. I'll watch. And then

join the second one. I'll just watch one round. I'll just have a go. You guys

have a go.

Everyone decided to play the game.

Yeah, well, everybody else probably hasn't had four glasses of wine.

Number 56, where did you get the wine?

Yarra Valley.

And it is stunning.

Jess, oh, oh, Jess, would you please take this rose?

I cannot accept this rose from you. Really?

Because I think the thorns are stuck in your hand and you might actually need to

see a doctor.

Yeah.

Tiffany,

would you give me a hand with this?

No. No.

Let the games begin now.

What? Have

I done it?

Yes.

You will move on to the next round.

Oh, bonza. Fantastic.

What's that you've got there?

Oh, sorry, I've broken that. No, I've broken that. He's broken.

He's broken.

News.

It's important, but it's boring, which is why our reporters are bringing

eyewitness accounts from some of the most cooked units on the planet.

How are they going to get away from that cop car? And then he took off on his

dirt bike and I didn't even spill me chalky milk.

Featuring live crosses to absolute nutcases who are sure that they saw

something. He's like speeding and then he's just like flips and he's like,

don't! That was a great fireball in the distance.

Also, look me out. I'm a DJ.

DJ Psycho. Don't go on. Crazy in the car.

News you can trust with units that are cooked.

Jenny, if you're listening, can you take me back, please? Your alpha wolf misses

you.

My lord husband, it's me in the shadows.

Good. It is very dark. Can we make it brighter?

Oh, you don't like it. I just thought it gave a sinister mood.

Yes, yes, and presents a number of safety issues. Your grace, we've

word from... Oh, that got me. In the ship? Yes, in the ship.

You have to see this. What is it? It's a scroll.

Well, I'll take your word for it.

It's either going to be a palace coup or parsley soup.

No, he's right. It's too dark.

Guys, last week was the using renovating mumbo jumbo challenge.

And the judges were impressed by the sconces.

the architraves, the balustrades, the pendant lights, the nibblers and hose

you all managed to incorporate into casual conversation.

So this week, your challenge is to stand around in hard hats and delegate your

task to experienced and quality tradespeople who get a fraction of your

We do that every week. Yeah.

18 seasons and counting, baby.

Yeah!

This is Lion's Share, where we throw lots of money at ill -conceived ideas.

Liam and Jase Giese have a pitch for our Lions.

Okay.

So, Liam, which one of you, Liam?

Okay, and Jase, right, okay. What have you got for us today? What are you

pitching? Um, we got like, we got like, um,

Full carton of mangoes. Just a tray of mangoes. A tray of mangoes. So do you

have a farming or agricultural production company that you're pitching,

one tray that we're talking about? If the truck comes again, we'll get some

mangoes. We'll get some more, like, as many as you want, eh? Like, yeah.

Okay.

I'm sorry, do you have any kind of financials, any kind of projection, a

business plan of any form?

Oh, man.

This is so confusing.

Questions and stuff for us.

Give us a break.

No, I've got a gun in the truck, hey? Yeah, I've got your camera too, hey?

And I will whack you, Carl.

Yeah, you will.

So how does this fold into your mango investments?

Nah, forget about the mangoes, dude. Let's talk about mangoes. Let's talk

mangoes here, dude. I think I know what's happening here. This is a

Is that right?

Yeah. Yeah.

We're robbing you. Sorry.

Tonight,

it's mission implausible as Tom Cruise enters the jungle.

Just here in the jungle. And it's great to be with fans.

He's the original Maverick movie star.

People really respond to being screamed at by a tiny man.

And he isn't afraid of anything.

What's this? I do all my own stuff. Crazy stuff.

That's tonight in the jungle.

On I'm a Celebrity. I'm a celebrity. I'm going to get you out of here.

What is that?

The Boyle family has survived coups, tyrants, revolutions, assassination

attempts, even Prince Andrew.

Amateur stuff.

I'm here to teach you how to bring down the royal family.

Step one, do boatloads of drugs with fearless celebrities, wander around Las

Vegas completely naked, lose your virginity to an older lady who pretends

a horse, and dress like a Nazi.

Step two, blame the family. The most important thing is to suggest that

everything you've ever done wrong is their fault.

Daddy and Camilla leaked stories to the press.

William and Kate talked me into dressing like a Nazi. And the Queen gave me a

mad spliff to puff on.

420 for life.

Step three, embarrass the family with a best -selling tell -all book. A book is

a great way to get your side of the story out, and crucially, no one else's.

Plus, it's a great way to talk about your penis.

I'm Prince Harry, and this...

is my master class.

Out in Oakley, Officer Brady had stopped a motorist who was driving erratically.

Erratic driving can be dangerous, unlike erotic driving, which can be sexy.

That seems to be the problem, officer.

So do you really think you can drive a car like that?

Like what?

People think it's a harmless way to protect their identity, but drivers

with a blurry face is actually the cause of 30 % of all road and traffic

accidents.

Is this better?

No, mate, that's worse. That is quite a bit worse.

Will? Is that you?

We're getting another message.

Will! H -E -L -L -O. Hello?

D -E -A -R. Dear, I'm a crown prince from Nigeria,

and I have ten million dollars. No, no, this is just spam. You gotta stop

answering all these calls.

But it could be Will.

Listen, take this psychic link off your call list.

Wait, I owe money to the ATO and I need to pay it back with online gift cards. I

don't understand what any of that means. None of it means anything. It's all

just a scam. Just don't get sucked in.

Horny singles in my area.

What? Oh, yeah, we could look into that.

Sometimes a lifeguard must put themselves in harm's way to achieve

See anything out there, Tropo? Yeah.

We've got a bad situation happening.

Let's go.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Mate, your ice cream's melting.

It's dripping down your team, Trop! It's all right, OK, Mallet. All right,

you're going to be OK, mate. All right, now, remember your training.

Three, two, one... Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

What are you asking for today?

I want $20 ,000.

Okay, right. So what was the outlay for this robbery?

Does outlay mean money?

Yeah. What did it cost you?

I got this from home. It's from my shed. So it didn't cost nothing.

Right. But I think he's lying about... He doesn't have a gun. I don't have a

gun. No, I mean... No, no, no. Okay, you know what? That is a remarkable profit

projection for a robbery. I mean, I'm like 20 % stake in this.

All right.

I'll pitch in 5 % as well, if that's all right. Yeah, you've got a deal.

Don't talk to the cops about nothing, eh?

Here at Notchlets, we've already given a stand -up special to every comedian we

could think of, which is why now we've given one to... Yeah.

So, uh... Your dad.

What else did I want to talk about to you tonight?

Comedy that has been tried and tested at barbecues and chook raffles for years.

Anyway, I bought a leaf blower the other day.

And, uh, well, there goes my neighbour's Sunday morning.

One hour of pure, unadulterated dad.

And, uh, what's your name there, young fella?

My name's Trevor.

Trevor, that's a nice, strong name. I went to school with a Trevor.

I don't see a lot of him now. I don't see a lot of friends now. I think you'll

find when you get to my age, what's really good is you just don't see many

people. Critics have described your dad as pretty easy to talk to for a dad.

It's a bad day to be one of these, isn't it? Eh?

And doesn't remember your name, even though you've been friends with his son

since primary school. If you need me, I'll be in the shed suppressing my

feelings. Your dad. Coming soon to Notflex. See you later. See you around.

All right. Over there.

This is fascinating.

What we have here is around, and I can't be certain here, but around 20 foot of

copper wiring.

Oh, man, how much do you reckon this was?

I can see you're eager to know exactly what it was, but first I'd like to know

little bit more about how you came across it.

Oh, go for me, man.

That's it to me. Ah, what a beautiful, beautiful story. Of course, what's

interesting about copper wire is that usually we find copper wire inside the

walls of a house. But here, of course, the copper wiring is out.

Hurry up! No, don't. Run, man. They know. If you run, they know.

Well,

today I'm doing one of the classics, a lovely macaroni picture frame.

They might be rustic, as they say, but you can't beat homemade.

So let's get started.

Sorry. I think I've got some of this glue.

It's stuck on here. It's stuck there.

Oh, God.

It's stuck on my arm.

Ear. Ear.

I have glue on my ear, Damien.

Okay. This is the one. I can feel it. This.

I've got a good feeling.

Oh, hey, hey.

Excuse me. Hi, sorry.

I was just wondering if I've been stood up.

Oh, no, babe.

Babe, no, absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no, no. There was a guy who came in

before and he actually said something. Do you know what? I wrote it down. Yeah,

I'll find out what he said. So he said, oh, hell no.

Absolutely not. I'm not doing this. I don't care if I look like a jerk on TV

for standing up this woman.

But no thanking you. But no thank you. No.

He left his credit card details.

I will take four lobsters. Thank you.

Six. Make it six.

I've blurred my face.

Oh, my God.

OK.

Oh, my God. What is that? We have to pair the phone to the speaker using

Bluetooth. OK, OK. I think I've done this before. How high can it be?

Just press the crisscross icon on the screen. There is no crisscross icon.

Well, it says that there's a crisscross icon on the screen, so just press...

Well, what do you think, I'm lying? There's not.

I don't think you're lying. Just give us a go, all right? Hurry up.

There's no crisscross icon on the screen.

Steady on. Okay, are you pressing it? I'm pressing it. Are you going to get a

soft press or a short press or a long press? I've done both. I've done all the

presses. Well, if you do two presses at once, then it's not going to understand

what's going on.

So, what? It's because I'm pressing too much?

Yes, of course it is. It's a very simple thing. Just give it a bit of air,

like... What's it saying?

It's in Mandarin.

Yeah, I think it needs to be updated.

A software update or something. You need to be updated or something.

It's Crepe Suzette.

Oh,

is it ready for us to try? Oh, not yet.

It's Crepe Suzette.

Flambé!

Wow.

Smell that. You can tell that it's... Oi!

It's a total fire band -aid, idiot!

Bloody irresponsible.

Wombat.

Oh, g'day. Didn't see you there.

Big Catch Barry here.

Today we're fishing for barramundi. Now, barra's a bit of a picky fish.

Some might say they think they're better than us, but I'll show them.

I'll show them good.

What you want to start off with is a bit of squid, or calamari if you're feeling

like a fancy pants.

Becked king prawns from Shark Bay in Western Australia.

Then, got some oysters, Sydney Rock, fresh.

And a touch of balsamic vinegar.

And now we're going to top this off with beluga sturgeon caviar.

Blown directly in from the Caspian Sea.

Oh, look at that.

Yes.

Barry?

Don't do it, Barry.

Barry?

Barry!

Barry, hold still!

Stop flopping!

Stop flopping.

Stop flipping.

I mean, what even is Bluetooth?

No one knows.

Oh, thank you for your help.

You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're talking about.

man, big man.

You know what biggest mistake I did was getting together with you.

Police officers only had to worry about someone riding a horse while drunk,

which wasn't all that dangerous, and if you think about it, pretty cool.

Excuse me, sir.

Have you been drinking tonight?

Oh, I had a few after work. Did you now? All right, well, why don't we have a

little blow into this?

You know it.

Thanking you. That's plenty.

Sir, your blood alcohol level is 0 .074.

Oh, I didn't realise.

Is that bad?

0 .074.

is tonight's lucky number.

Congratulations, sir. Whoop, in we pop.

Here's your complimentary bottle of Prosecco. You'll get three extra merit

points straight onto that licence of yours. And, of course, you get to choose

someone else in the queue to receive a fine. Who's it going to be tonight?

Oh, that SUV back there. They cut me off earlier.

Fantastic. Consider it done. Well, that's all we've got time for tonight on

So it's back to one of the daddos.

Thank you, Doctor.

I have to say this is one of the most extraordinary pieces that has been

to me today, and I would venture to say, has ever been on the show.

Oh, jeez, I don't know about that. It's just something my nan left me.

Is it really that big a deal?

It is, it is, it is, it is quite, yes. It is absolutely priceless. It is the

Great Pyramid of Giza.

Sick! I'm taking her to Kashi's.

Mrs Collins, we've acquired your phone records for the past fortnight.

Now, to the best of your knowledge, can you elaborate on the contents of these

phone calls?

January 9th, 1 .25pm, a 45 -second phone call. Well, I believe that was a call

to my daughter, Shay, to let her know I was on my way to lunch.

January 9th, 1 .36pm, a 1 .10 -minute phone call.

To the best of my knowledge, that was a quick call to let Shane know that I was

going to stop on my way and pick up a load.

January 9, 1 .41pm, a 32 -second voicemail. If memory serves, that was

let Shane know that I'd actually picked up a baguette instead of a load.

Mrs Collins, are you aware that these phone calls could very feasibly be basic

text messages?

Well, I just think it's nice. It's a call, isn't it? Is it, Mother?

Hey, darling.

Mum, will you call me?

I assume someone has died. You don't call the millennial unless someone is

Is that clear, you dial -happy sicko? Well, if calling my daughter is a crime,

then lock me up and throw away the key.

That's the plan, Mrs. Collins?

Oh, well, do I get a phone call?

Tonight... Lady Gaga opens up about her outrageous experience.

So, last week, I smeared cow manure all over my body. I had...

10 000 cockroaches alive crawling all over my skin while i bathed in a tub of

baboon blood and that was an incredible outfit for the grammys i'm so grateful

to my stylist and the same team has styled me today for um what show is this

what do you need me to do well it's basically just a bit of small talk with

afl players that's disgusting that's tonight in the jungle on

i'm a celebrity

Anna, Dan, the last team checked in three hours ago.

You are disqualified from the Amazing Race.

It was a big night.

I am very needy today.

I've got an absolute shocking hangover.

I'm so sorry about this, I don't know where he is.

Sorry! Um,

I just got caught up at the, uh, server.

But don't worry, I've got the roses and that.

Okay, uh, let's begin then, shall we?

Um... Caroline...

Shelley.

Yeah.

And Tiffany.

Really delicious.

Blushy for you.

They were out of roses.

Actually.

I've got to pull on hangover, I'm sorry.

Do you want this, Dr. Joel? Hold on.

I'm so sorry. This has never happened before.

Actually, look.

Can we actually have that sausage roll we have in Indian days? Yeah, yeah,

Get into it.

Thank you.

This is murder on the border.

Multiple stab wounds, fractured skull.

The perpetrator believed to be on the loose.

Don't forget to write down the date.

It's a significant one, isn't it?

You are remembering and commemorating my date of birth, Inspector.

Correct.

The other staff also have done so with this oversized card.

I am touched and deeply moved.

You did not suspect it, did you? You told me this box was full of mortal

remains. You often carry around mortal remains. I had no reason to suspect it

was irregular.

However, this is highly irregular.

I shall read this card in due time.

Hip, hip, hooray.

He appears to have shut his pants.

Oh no, someone's in trouble.

Oh,

that's

Bernie.

They'll be right.

I got a flat tire. I need to repair it.

Just get one of the bikes from the kids that have been eating over there.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You're just going to leave your bike there, are you? Yeah, I was going to

my bike here and get one of the bikes from the kids that have been eating.

Okay, listen.

I just worked a double shift picking up bikes from kids that have been eating

and putting them in this pile.

I don't need kids that have not yet been eating leaving their bikes on the road

slowing traffic, okay?

Yeah. I think what we're saying is if we take a bike from us, and we're not kids

that have been eaten, and we put it in the pile of bikes of kids that have been

eaten, it's zero.

Okay, I don't have the time for these kids. I've got to get these bikes of

that have been eaten into my truck as quick as I can, because more kids are

being eaten as we speak.

Yeah. Why are you spending so much time on the bikes of the kids that have been

eaten rather than preventing the kids from being eaten?

I can't prevent the kids from being eaten, but I am looking into getting a

monster that eats bikes.

So then our problems are solved.

Yes. I don't want to be eaten. I know you don't, son, but one day you'll be

eaten. It's just part of growing up in this town.

Hey, Hopper! Yeah?

Lucas has been eaten.

Oh, okay, great. Now we can take his bike and put it on the pile.

That's the thing.

You never know what you're going to get in an old bookshop like this.

if you know what you're looking for.

Now, these musty, dusty envelopes or correspondence between Banjo Patterson

his wife might be an old draft of the man from Snowy River here.

Now, that is a bargain.

Sorry, mate, there you are. Thanks, champ. Good on you, mate.

They're all right.

I've got a really good feeling about this date.

I just hope he asks me questions. You know what men can be like.

You're so funny.

I hope you don't mind me asking, Jessica. Oh my gosh, no, you can ask me

anything. Go for it. Oh, cool. Well, I was just wondering if you could show me

your bare feet.

Thank you.

No.

I've got an email. It's unclechubbytoes at ozumail .com.

Is anyone in the camera crew single?

Like... Tonight, a superstar celebrity enters the jungle.

Matthew McConaughey!

All right, all right, all right.

And is about to be put to the ultimate test.

Tell me, how are you feeling about today's shirt on challenge?

What is this shirt, you speaker?

We're pushing this Hollywood hunk's mental ability to its very limits.

Close. How about now?

Try again.

That's tonight in the jungle on I'm a Celebrity. What about this?

No.

As you know, fire.

represents your life in the game.

It's now time to read the votes.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Who's in charge here?

Um, uh, me. It's a total fire ban today.

Seriously, it's a $700 fine.

It's Australian outback, mate.

Use your brain, Jeff.

It's Jonathan.

What was your special ingredient for this challenge?

Poison. And what have you made today?

I've made poison lamb with a side of braised fennel and poison.

And this sauce?

That's poison.

Well, you've cooked the lamb beautifully.

Perfect.

That is...

A wonderful texture.

The blending of flavours is exquisite, but the thing that seems to let the dish

down a little bit is it's a poison.

That's a no from me.

Me too.

Job?

I want to see my lawyer.

There'll be plenty of time for that later.

Forget later.

I want to see my lawyer now.

Fine.

I'm your lawyer.

I have a funny wig and I live in the courthouse.

Spot on, spot on.

Do my counting.

That's spot on. Thank you. That is spot on.

Pretty and brief.

The judges were very impressed by your mitered tin timber flooring as well as

your bathroom galore bathroom tiling. All paid for with Suncorp bank accounts

while wearing your blunt stone boots and wearing very comfortable bonds undies.

So a big gold star from everyone for that.

However, the judges were not impressed in any way, shape or form by your

tapware, which was not paid for by a single grand.

I've said it before, unsponsored tapware is just not on on the block.

I want you to have a good long hard think about that tonight when you get

and slide in between your thousand thread count Sheridan bedding.

Roll over on your sealy post -epidic mattresses now featuring memory foam.

Sorry. We did the wrong thing and we want to apologise to Rhys Plumbing.

Sorry, Rhys.

And now it's time for Where Are Mummy's Keys?

Hi. Welcome. Welcome to the show. Where Are Mummy's Car Keys?

Well, we asked the question.

In a very calm voice, about 15 minutes before we do it at the dentist.

Meet Tabitha.

Tabitha is a very good girl who likes to play hide and seek and sometimes cords

band -aids under her bed.

Tabitha, the pen point.

Where are mummy's car keys?

I don't know.

I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

Because you do know.

Because Mummy saw you take them off the table when Mummy was on the phone

before. It's the very special doctor, okay? So now the question is open to the

whole lot of you. Did any of you see what Tabitha did with Mummy's car keys?

Yes, Dylan. Can I play with your phone?

No, Dylan. That's what the game was playing, okay? So that's a no. In fact,

that's minus 10 points.

your phone too?

Absolutely not, Millie. No, Millie. No, you know because you had your screen

time revoked. Can I play with your phone too?

Be careful.

Pretty chubby.

Bugger. What did you tell Bo? I knew this day would come.

I'm 32.

God. Wait.

You just eaten.

I've got him.

Grace, don't go in the water.

Wait. Is he going to be okay?

You tell me.

It was your little sandwich.

I was only a little sandwich.

You were supposed to wait 30 minutes.

I thought that was just a myth that the nuns taught me in girl school. It was

just a little sandwich. There is no such thing as just a little sandwich.

Hold up, Mullet.

You've got some crumbs in your beard.

This

is

Murder on the Border.

Talks report came back from the victim's stomach content.

And, Detective Umrah?

Nothing unusual.

Burnt page, breaded reindeer chunks, lingonberries.

That's my husband's recipe for his reindeer stew.

You know what this means?

The serial killer is your husband?

That? Oh, we sent the wrong Tupperware container off for analysis.

And this is not the stew I need, dear. Goodbye.

This is the worst day of my entire life.

Hello

and

welcome to Millionaire Hot Plate. Let's meet tonight's contestant.

Competing for a million dollars.

We have Tim Blaine. Tim likes travel, skiing, jogging, cycling, homebrewing

doesn't understand you only need three things for a lift.

Three things, Tim.

Sid Lang is in Mensa but never learned how to wave.

Samantha Bung's date of birth is Geelong. Her phone number is female and

gets confused when filling out floors.

Melanie Smith had her name mistyped on her birth certificate but decided to

go with it.

And finally, Sam Sutton, books contestant for millionaire hot seat,

to five and is going to need a new job.

Aren't you, Sam?

Eh? Eh?

Big fish, big rods.

Big Tucker. This is Big Catch Barry and today we're catching flying fish.

They're lively today.

Now this is one of the best places in Australia for catching flying fish. I

them.

Flying fish.

They can't fool me.

Whoa, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no,

no,

musty, dusty glasses?

Or are they some 19th century bespoke crystal goblets? And most importantly,

are they worth a packet?

Yeah, good, eh? Hi, how are you? Yeah, not bad, eh? Pretty good, eh?

It's exquisite goblet. Yeah, I believe these are 19th century crystal goblets.

You can tell by the tone.

Oh, it sounds sick, eh? What do you reckon they were?

More than what they're asking, that's for sure.

No worries, I'll just go check out some other 17th century things. Okay, good

luck.

Another fan.

You know, the community is part of the reason I got into this in the first

place. Well, let's cheers to that. And go check these bad boys out.

Come on.

Happy to take these old musty, dusty glasses off your hands.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Well, thank you. My friend, you've accidentally taken my glasses. My

glasses.

And coming up on Daybreak, we speak to the man who ate 50 grapes in seven non

-consecutive minutes, and we ask him why he thinks that's impressive.

But first, to Tim C. Towne. Funnily enough, they're grapes, aren't they?

funny. Oh, yeah? Why is that?

Well, of course, you can have a wet grape, or you can dry them out.

A wet grape.

Yeah, you have a dry grape is a sultana.

There is also raisins, which are different somehow.

And then, of course, their cousin, the currant.

Great. Well, let's explore that more because, as I said, that topic is coming

later. But the gossip coming out of Tinseltown is... Well, grape juice and

Look at those. They're different. You've got grape juice here and you've got

wine there. I mean, if you were to add a clear spirit or a vodka to the grape

juice, you've got a kind of very potent bit of wine.

Did anyone notice Trent being kicked in the head by a horse this morning?

One of the joys of every parent's life is when their child brings home a craft

project they've made at school.

Not for me, though.

As a professional craftologist, I find my daughter's efforts amateur and

unimpressive. Take a look at this alleged portrait of me.

I don't look like that.

It's captured none of my aura, none of my shine, very little of my je ne sais

quoi. The glue work is sloppy, the scissor technique is laughable. Deidre,

this is very, very shoddy work indeed.

Sorry, Arabella, this is your daughter's school craft project.

That is the portrait of Queen Elizabeth II that you did on last week's show.

And I think you'll agree that I have captured quite a lot of her aura, her

shine, and the Queen's distinctive je ne sais quoi. Wonderful. Damien, please

put this on the fridge.

Okay, and what shall I do with your... Burn it. Okay.