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What happened to you four? We went to see Darby Theater Tube's production of

Sharkio and Jelliet.

It's a musical about a shark and a jellyfish who are in love.

Sharkio's family doesn't like Jelliet because she doesn't have a brain. And

Jelliet's family doesn't like Sharkio because they're afraid he's going to

devour them.

Because he's a shark.

And you're all wet because?

Because these three cracked the 20 ,000 -gallon water tank that was on stage

with us.

It's her fault. It was his fault. It was his fault.

Ruby's the one who called Milo in the middle of the play. Well, I meant to

Margo, but then I called Milo. I told him not to answer the call.

I shouldn't have answered the phone, but we're like the one who threw a bowling

ball at the water tank.

The whole theater was flooded, and they ruined the whole play.

Well, not the whole...

If I had one wish, I'd have a loaf of jellyfish.

Now I have to use my excuse for not going to go see it. Which was?

I don't want to see it.

Both of your phones should have been off.

And you shouldn't be throwing bowling balls in crowded theaters.

That sounded like Ruby said, throw me that ball.

No, I said don't take that call.

If she wanted you to throw her the bowling ball, she would have said, throw

the bowling ball.

That time you did say, throw me the bowling ball.

Why do you even have a bowling ball?

In case we go bowling?

morning for a straw, eh, Jelliet?

Ah, can we cut for a sec?

Chuck, I love that you're so good at accents, but maybe you can narrow it

to one.

Oh, sorry.

Darby, how much longer is your senior trip going to be rehearsing here?

Until we figure out how to pay to repair all the water damage.

We're stuck here.

The one damage you would cause.

I know, Aiden, we're sorry, but I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Yeah, you deserve a real theater.

It's not here.

Believe me, we'd rather be rehearsing in our theater.

But you ruined it.

Well, maybe we could have Wilson pay for the repairs.

He has tons of money and loves spending it on ridiculous things.

Uh, not that charco and jelly is ridiculous.

Would you like to donate money to help Darby repair their theater so they can

put on their play?

As much as I love spending money on ridiculous things, I don't have any

cash. I just dropped a chunk of change to be the first comic book store owner

space.

So cool.

Anyway, gotta bounce.

Literally. I'm trying out these new boots that simulate walking in zero

It was worth a shot.

There's got to be another way to raise funds.

How can we raise funds?

We can have a big sale.

Or a car wash.

Lauren, where's the pizzazz?

One of my uncles is a jewel thief. Maybe he can help us raise money.

Anybody have an idea that has pizzazz and isn't against the law?

I do.

A talent show.

A talent show? Now you're talking.

Go figure.

even live stream the show so we can raise money from people all over the

Yes!

I have the perfect talent. I'm going to spin plates.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know how to spin plates.

Your talent goes right by your name.

Listen.

Thank you so much for letting us hold our talent show here at Warrant.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm normally concerned with stuff happening on Earth right now. My mind is

focused up there.

Last office in two months, and I gotta get mission ready. And Hurley's helping

me train.

What are you doing?

You gotta be prepared for everything in outer space.

You never know when an alien might attack you.

Don't ever do that again.

Sure, I don't wanna... Didn't I just say not to do that? You think an alien's

gonna listen to you?

They probably don't even speak Earthling.

Sorry, I'll stay out of it.

You gotta learn, Wilson. Let's go!

You know, my friend Margo from back home once had an alien as a pen pal. He

would write her weird letters in a weird alien language.

Turns out, it was just some kid named Alan who had really bad handwriting.

They still keep in touch.

Thanks for signing up for the talent show, everybody.

I can't wait to see your dance.

for my dance to be seen.

I, Arnold the Magnificent, am going to wow everyone with a magic act that is

completely unexpected.

Are you going to do a good magic trick? Because that would be unexpected.

I'm going to win this talent show and crush all you losers.

It's not a competition, Carl.

We're raising money for a good cause.

Sounds like something a loser would say.

What are you going to do for the talent show, Milo?

I don't know.

I can't think of anything that's exciting to watch.

What am I going to do? Write a comic book in front of an audience?

Wait. You can solve a puzzle cube in like ten seconds.

Yeah, but where's the pizzazz?

It's a great starting place.

We just need to jazz it up a bit.

You can solve this puzzle cube while I'm on stage with you doing my talent.

Like a team?

You just solve this puzzle cube and leave the rest to me.

I can do that.

Count me in.

Yay! We're going to turn your dull, boring talent into the main attraction.

Hey, Milo. I can't wait to see you in the talent show. Who knew you were such

risk taker?

Milo! Thanks so much for being in the show. You're going to be amazing.

You have got pizzazz!

Thanks. It was nothing, really. So modest.

Pizzazz.

Everyone seems so excited that I'm in the talent show. I guess the cute puzzle

thing is more impressive than I thought.

People have already started donating just because of you.

You're the main attraction.

Ruby? Why does this poster show you hanging upside down, shooting arrows at

balloon over my head while I solve a puzzle cube on the wheel of death?

It can't be right.

It's not.

Darby made a mistake on the poster.

She left out the part that I'm going to be blindfolded.

jazzed up my act. I thought you meant, like, add jazz hands. No.

Don't worry.

This is perfectly safe.

I'm not going to be aiming for your head.

I'm aiming for the balloon above your head. See?

That wasn't bad for my first try.

You've never even done this before?

Relax. I bet it'll be easier when you're spinning and I'm blindfolded and

hanging upside down.

When it comes to space cuisine, you want your food to be fattening and filling.

All right, for today's menu, we have a free -range chicken piccata served with

seasoned yams and scalloped potatoes.

Wow, this looks incredible.

That's mine.

This is yours.

but dehydrate it into a tiny cube so you can take it into space.

This is bad.

Mine's great.

It's a cube.

Why would you think a blindfold would make our trick any easier?

You can barely aim when your eyes aren't covered. Maybe you could wear a

blindfold, too. It'll be less scary if you can't see.

Can I have your laptop?

That's it.

This is too dangerous. When Darby gets here, we're telling her we're not doing

this. Hey, quick question.

Have either of you seen a key anywhere?

I volunteered to help Arnold the Magnificent practice for the talent

now we're stuck together. This is a very common magician situation.

That's why you practice.

Do you happen to have a saw or something that can cut through metal?

We can't cut these.

I borrowed them from the magic shop, and I can't afford to pay for them.

I hope you two are more prepared for the talent show than Arnold the Magnificent

is. Your stunt is so dangerous.

You're so brave, Milo.

Yeah, pretty brave. I mean, it's nothing, really. It's just the kind of

brave person would do.

Bravely. I like brave Milo.

You're brave for offering to help Arnold with this trick.

You're so brave.

You're brave.

I have to get these handcuffs off.

Hey, what's up? Milo wants to back out of the show.

What? Huh? You do?

You can't back out. Your act is the top draw. It's all anyone's been talking

about. No.

I was just thinking that we should back...

out onto the stage when it's time for our stunt, as opposed to walking out in

forward direction.

And what was all that stuff you were saying about the trick being too

For you.

I was concerned for your safety. You know, the arrow could hit the wheel and

bounce back and hit you.

Oh, I'm not worried.

So, we're good?

Couldn't be gooder.

I'm impressed you two are really doing that stunt.

It would be so easy to fake.

Ruby pretends to shoot an arrow, then you attach a tiny rig to the back of the

wheel that pushes another arrow through it and pops the balloon.

We sell the rigs at the magic shop.

Woo! Let's get out of here, Olivia.

We're going to be late for my appointment with my foot doctor.

Wait, I have to go with you? It's just a quick toenail scraping.

This is great.

Did you hear what Arnold said?

Yeah, that was pretty gross about his toenail.

No. About the magic rig.

We don't have to go through with the trick for real. We can fake it.

That's early.

Because now that you got me thinking about it, I could have been hit with an

arrow.

Milo, it was very irresponsible of you to let me trick you into doing this.

Okay, people, five minutes to show time.

The virtual audience is taking their virtual seats.

Sesame! Oh, am I supposed to do my dance if you're attached to me? If you need

help, my jewel thief uncle is also really good at picking luck.

I prefer to solve my problems with magic.

Solve problems or cause problems?

So, I tested the magic arrow rig this morning, and it's working great. Good,

because I practiced my archery this morning, and I'm officially not great.

Well, all you have to do is fake it. The rig will take care of the rest.

Uh, what are you guys doing?

We're borrowing your reedle of death to simulate spinning in zero gravity.

Honestly, it just feels like regular spinning.

Uh -oh, Wilson's about to fly through an asteroid belt. Here they come!

And now it just feels like I'm being hit with potatoes!

Sorry, but we need it back now.

I rigged it so he can safely fake Ruby shooting arrows at me. This remote is

going to make an arrow shoot to the back of the wheel and pop the balloon.

Really?

Oh, I knew you weren't that brave.

It's time to start the show. Everybody ready? Good. You're upstairs.

Okay.

It's showtime.

Let's go get ourselves ready.

The remote!

Harley, what did you do that for?

But you said, throw me the remote, buddy.

I said, let's go get ourselves ready.

I also heard, throw me the remote, buddy. You kind of mumble sometimes.

Welcome to our talent show.

If you like what you see, drop some money in our virtual tip jar.

All proceeds go towards the repair of the theater that Milo...

ruined.

Kicking off tonight is Olivia from Bogart.

Performing Swan Lake.

And please try to ignore Arnold.

Arnold the Magnificent.

Expression tough act to follow?

This is not that.

Just wait till you see my act. It's going to blow your mind. And then those

little mind pieces?

Well, Till, really, can you focus? I need your help fixing this remote.

We have to tell Darby we can't do her act. She's an understanding person. It's

not like she'll hold a grudge.

Are you kidding me?

In second grade, I accidentally broke her favorite crayon.

And she still introduces me to people as my friend early, who once broke my

favorite crayon.

All the annoying things you do, and she's only mad at you about a crayon?

Hey, my name's Carl. I work at the sporting goods store.

And I'm here to win this!

also once broke my favorite crayon.

Well, I was cleaning out the garage one day, and my hands were full. So I

decided to use my head.

Literally.

Thank you very much.

Look, Sharkyo, I'm definitely catching major feels.

Me too, Jelliet. I'm crushing hard.

Are we all going to ignore the fact that he ate Grandma?

Yeah, that is supes awkward.

Your family stung our family first.

There's only one way to settle this. Through song.

A jelly and sock?

You gotta be squid and meat. We're all looking for love. Lots of fish in the

sea, but you're gonna turn the shark tail into tragedy.

It's working!

Yes!

We really dodged an arrow there.

Especially you.

Are you two ready? The virtual tip jar is only halfway full, so no pressure.

everything is riding on your act.

are in charge of the remote.

Remember, press this button when Ruby draws her bow.

Don't blow it. Got it.

Don't throw it.

That's not what I... Actually, that works.

Not anytime soon.

Sadly, my space trip got postponed.

Apparently, Kevin Smith took my spot, so now I'll only be the second comic book

star owner in space.

Well, cheer up.

Here, have a hot fudge sundae.

Let me put the cherry on top.

Milo, you're not going to believe this. Someone saw our act online and loved it

so much, they want to book us at their club in Vegas.

Obviously, I said yes. And this time, the arrows will be flaming.