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Is this your card? No. Is this your card?

Also no.

Is this your card?

Yes! That's my card! That's it!

And it only took him 27 guesses.

Last time it took him 39.

You're improving, Arnold!

That's Arnold the Magnificent. And I'm Hurley the Borg.

Let me know when he learns some better tricks.

As a matter of fact, I'm taking my gift of illusioneering to the next level. I'm

talking birthday parties and maybe even bar mitzvahs. But first, I

need what every great magician needs.

Talent? A buddy?

An assistant.

You're hiring a magician's assistant?

For real money?

Well, yes. I am a real magician.

Real bear.

I'll be your assistant.

My favorite K -pop group, Strawberry Weekend, is playing, and I need money to

buy a ticket.

You're hired! You can start by helping me pick up all these cards off the

Hey, employees.

Kids always hanging around not buying stuff. This Saturday is the big day.

The world's hottest new game system goes on sale.

Whoa! You're getting BC7s?

I'll take three.

Sorry, it's one for customer. One early, one game system.

Yeah, it says it right there on the poster.

I, uh, can't help but notice that you're also on the poster, Wilson.

It is important for customers to associate a trustworthy face to a

like Elon Musk and Tesla, or the leprechaun from that cereal.

I don't think the leprechaun owns the cereal company.

That's debatable.

I'm hanging these all over town.

Hey, Ren.

You okay?

No. Did you not hear my sad side?

My birthday party's on Sunday, but everyone's going to Tyler Fettuccine's

party instead.

Who's Tyler Fettuccine? Just the most popular kid in the history of kids.

Sounds cool.

Hey, you tell that Tyler Fettuccine to move over. Because you're about to be

most popular kid, we'll set aside a B .C. Southern.

For you.

To make your party even better, I'll perform.

No, thanks. I don't even like good magicians. Okay.

That's fine, too.

Well, I better get back upstairs to the magic shop. So now I shall disappear.

What is that smell?

I must have mixed up the smoke bombs with the stink bombs.

That was kind of growing on me. Anyone else craving warm egg salad?

Well,

Wilson is definitely the face of the store.

Is that Princess Derpy Derp?

No way. It's her.

Hey, I mean, no biggie.

Just because she's a famous gamer doesn't mean we should treat her any

differently than a normal customer.

Can I help you find anything?

Are you actually getting VC7s? I can't even get one. I always get stuff like

that for free. Come on by. We'll set one aside for you. Just ask for Milo.

That's me, Milo.

This is me, Wilson.

You might recognize me from the posters.

I guess we're both kind of famous.

Sure, anyway.

Oh, thanks for the VC7. I'll make sure the hype worked on my stream.

That'd be fantastic for business.

Your millions of followers, my face. No problem. Later.

Ruby, were you sneaking a selfie?

So unprofessional.

mug of water turns into ice!

That was supposed to be ice.

You're supposed to be a magician.

Here is your oat milk latte.

Weird. This says Arnold.

Oh, right. Uh, Arnold, the magnificent

My to -do list.

When you said you wanted an assistant, I thought you wanted a magician's

assistant. Not a magician's assistant.

Behold.

Great.

I'll get right on it.

This outfit is perfect for... picking up your pimple cream from the pharmacy.

Warp.

Yep, we have... Plenty of VC7s. Come on down.

Why, yes.

I am the guy from the poster.

Hey -o! I'm here for my three VC7s.

No, it's one per customer, remember?

Actually, your exact words were one hurley, one game stump. Which is why I

two additional hurleys.

Carl from the sporting goods store.

What's up, loser?

Hey, Hurley. Hey, Hurley.

Hey, Hurley.

Hypes for the VC7?

Oh, is that why you're here?

Bad news. The line starts way back there, so you're going to have to be

a long, long time.

Who's the loser now?

Uh, still you, loser.

I'm on my way to VR Larry's Game Emporium. They're having a contest to

VC7, and you are looking at the future winner.

Smell you later, fart head.

For what it's worth, I don't think your head smells like farts.

They have arrived.

The BC -7s have arrived.

BC -7!

BC -7!

BC -7!

Where are the other boxes?

This is it.

There's no way there's 150 vid crates in that box.

Maybe the box is bigger on the inside?

One VC7 for all those people.

Oh, yeah.

That's also bad.

How did this happen? Didn't we get an order confirmation?

Yeah. They sent it to the warped email address.

See? Right here under unread emails.

VidCrate 7 shipment confirmation.

Thank you for your order of 150 VidCrate 7s. Unfortunately, due to high demand,

we are only able to ship you one.

Enjoy.

So if you'd actually read the email...

We would have known we were getting one console weeks ago?

Sure, but you trusted me to be in charge of the store's email account, so this

is equally your fault.

Oh, yeah.

How come I only see one VC7?

Because we only got one VC7.

What? No, no, no, no, no. There are a lot more than one people out there.

I already did that.

It was an honest mistake.

See, what happened was... The delivery. I messed up.

Yeah, I'm on with the delivery company now.

This is unacceptable.

You better find those VC7s.

Yeah! Let me talk to them.

Hello? This is Willie.

Look, we told everyone we were getting VC7s. We hung up posters around town and

everything. Oh, no.

They're posters.

I put my face all over the city.

You two are going to have to deal with the crowd. I got to go rip down all

posters.

we yelled at you. We just didn't want our boss to be mad at us.

Aw.

They hung up.

I wasn't really talking to anyone.

They've been waiting in line for hours.

My friend Margo from back home once waited in line for three days to get

the art museum. It turns out she was just in the sculpture garden standing

behind some statues.

Hey, how long is this going to take? Me and the Hurleys have plans.

Challenge some triplets to beach volleyball.

We messed up and only got one VC7.

But whatever you do, don't... You only got one VC7?

Do that.

Hurleys, I'll do what you just did.

Um...

VC7? For yourself?

Everyone knows you need at least two.

Hey, Tom.

I want my VC7s. You two better figure this out.

Nah. Two to sit for volleyball.

There you are. So, I got the mustard stain out of your cape and I replied to

your mom's many texts.

part of the list was so smudged with your saliva, I couldn't tell if it said

wash cat or wash car, so I did both.

I don't have a cat.

Okay. Well, someone's cat is very clean.

We can finish going over the to -do list after the performance.

You look like you could use some flowers.

Behold!

Ah.

This was the flower sleeve.

That... was the octopus sleeve.

If there's no one in line, we don't need any VC7s. We can use Arnold to help us

get everyone to leave.

We're going to hit everyone in the face with an octopus?

No. Watch.

Hey, Arnold.

Magnificent. Why don't you show everyone a trick where you disappear?

That is a crowd pleaser. For my next illusion, I shall make myself disappear.

Those stink bombs were great.

Yeah, maybe a little too great. They evacuated everything west of Pickle on a

Stickle. The point is, we did it. And we still have one VC7 left to give to you

-know -who.

Princess Derpyderp.

I forgot about them! I forgot about Princess Derpyderp.

One of them is just going to have to wait. Well, it can't be Princess

her hyping warped and look what she just posted good

news i just found a hookup for the vc7 after

i pick it up i'll do a full unboxing and give you the date on where i got it

well that's not all that when we'll just have to wait guess what i told my

friends i'm getting a vc7 so now they're all coming to my party to play it

That's great.

Even Tyler Fettuccine. He canceled his own party to come to mine.

You two are the best.

Yep, we're the best.

So I'll just grab my VC7.

Thanks for saving my birthday party. No!

I mean, no.

You can't have it yet because... Yeah, it's because it's for your birthday.

So... We got a gift, Rabbit. You're buying it for me as a gift?

The stage just keeps getting better.

Yeah, better and better.

We need PC7 for Ren and Princess Derby Derp, and we only have one.

Wait.

Carl from the sporting goods store said he was entering a contest to win one.

contest. Man, I hate hot sauce.

It always makes my eyes sweat.

Let's go crying.

It's not crying.

Uh -oh.

Hot sauce.

That always makes you cry.

Hey -o!

Oh, hot sauce. Awesome.

Get to see Milo cry.

It does not make me... Never mind.

Thanks for coming. We need all the help we can get. Four friends plus two bonus

hurleys. Six chances to win.

Um, we're actually playing for me.

What? I think I've made it very clear that I want... at BC7.

Thanks for telling me about the contest.

Okay. Three chances.

Actually, two.

I have to go feed Arnold the Magnificent's rabbit, Bunny Eilish. Oh,

rabbit game.

Are you sick of doing all this stuff for him?

Yeah. But it'll be worth it when I'm screaming my head off at the Strawberry

Weekend concert.

Good luck.

What up, losers?

Here to watch me win?

Actually, Carl from the Sporting Goods store, we're gonna win. Yeah.

Seven is ours, even if Milo has to cry through the whole thing.

Welcome to V .R. Larry's Game Emporium Hot Sauce Challenge.

Ten rounds of increasingly hotter sauces on food. It should not be on. Clean

your plate. Advance to the next round. Last one standing wins an impossible to

get. V .C. Seven.

Don't worry about Hurley. Or Hurley. Or Hurley.

Aw, Milo, crying already?

You haven't even lost yet.

Papa Jam.

What are you wearing?

Milk goggles.

You know how you're supposed to drink milk when you eat something spicy?

I'm applying the same logic to my eyes.

Where are the other Hurleys? I only paid for six hours, so I had to return them.

How's the Disney going?

I just quit.

Bunny Eilish pooped on my shoes, and that was the last straw.

I really want to take Strawberry Weekend, but it's not worth it.

Darby, I want to apologize.

I know the job wasn't exactly what you thought it would be, and so I got you a

ticket to see that concert.

Really?

A bowl of raisin flake cereal served in ghost pepper hot sauce milk.

Brutal.

Nope. I'm out.

What? We've been eating insanely hot stuff all day. You can't just quit now.

The hot sauce isn't the problem.

It's the raisins.

minutes ago and now we've arrived at the final and most extreme round i present

to you the spice cream sundae wasabi ice cream with hot soft hot

fudge jalapeno sprinkled and instead of a cherry on top the world's hottest

pepper the carolina reaper i could do this all day

this last round is all about speed First to finish wins the VC7.

Ready?

Thanks for saving my life.

Loser. Loser?

I won!

You can win stuff and still be a loser.

Congratulations!

Milo, you did it! Now, with this PC -7 and the one behind the counter at

we'll have game systems for Ren and Princess Derpyderp.

Let's go get some more raisins to celebrate. I just love raisins now.

Thanks for stopping at Warped.

up with the vc7 you just sold him our vc7 yeah your

friend there told me you want another one so you said he could have the other

one he's not our friend that's carl from the sporting goods store and he just

tricked you carl from the sporting goods store we promised consoles to princess

derpy derp and ren and now we only have one just give it to princess derpy derp

a shout out from her will be huge for business

invited to any sleepovers and she'll overcompensate by going to clown college

and joining the circus where she'll spend her days abusing children but

making the personal connection she so desperately needs.

So solid arguments from both sides.

Just follow your heart.

Give it to Princess Derby Derby.

So either break a little girl's heart or directly defy an order from my boss.

Easy decision.

Here is your VC7.

Now you don't have to become a clown.

Wilson will be upset, but it was the right thing to do.

I thought you were going to gift wrap it.

That's why you made me wait all day?

Right.

This isn't your VC7.

This is your VC7.

Thanks.

Hey, Princess Derpy Derp.

Milo has something to tell you.

So, the thing is, Funny story.

We don't have a VC7 for you. That's not funny or a story.

I told all my followers I was getting one. I'm supposed to stream myself

it on my channel tonight.

I'll sell you mine.

What? How much do you want for it? A thousand bucks.

That's three times what they're selling for.

Apparently they're impossible to get.

Got a deal.

Hey, we just gave that to you.

party. With this much money, I can move my birthday party to the trampoline park

and still pocket a couple hundred bucks.

Princess Derby Dirt, enjoy your VC7.

You guys made the right choice. And when we do get the VC7s, I'll give one to

Wren for free.

She deserves it. Wren wins again.

Hey, delivery guy, you messed up. We need to talk.

I think.