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Dude, did you really just go get more frozen yogurt?

What are you talking about?

You've been going over to the yogurt shop like ten times a day.

That's not true. How do you explain that?

I like frozen yogurt, okay? Why is everyone all up in my yogurt business?

Look what we just got.

Oh, a box.

I love boxes.

I love the way they hold things. No, what's inside the box?

Robogoto. Cool. Cute. Robot.

That's even better than a box.

Robogotos are the hottest new collectibles straight from Japan.

They record what you say and say it back to you in a funny voice. Somebody say

something. Milo has a yogurt problem.

Milo has a yogurt problem.

Cute. Robot.

I don't have a yogurt problem.

Hey, they overcharged me. I was supposed to get a 10 % discount.

Say one. For accounting, say two.

Two. I heard tomato.

I didn't say tomato. Why would anyone say tomato?

I want my money back.

I know why Milo has been eating so much froyo. He has a crush on one of the

girls who works there.

What?

You really think I like Olivia?

I never said anything about...

had me draw for a graphic novel, it's clearly based on her. That's Olivia.

Yeah, Olivia from the Fro -Yo shop.

That is not Olivia from the Fro -Yo shop. That is Bo -Olivia from the Fro

planet. They look nothing alike. And I do not have a crush on Olivia. Hi.

Hey, everybody.

Hey, Spilo.

I need change.

Can you help?

Sure. I can change you into a Klingon.

Hey, everybody.

What is that?

Sorry, I don't know what a Klingon is.

From Star Trek?

Yeah, I don't really like science fiction.

That's not okay.

How about I just change you into a frog?

Oh no!

Okay, okay.

Oh no!

The wand is broken!

Sorry, looks like you're a frog now.

I guess I'll just have to... to wait for a prince to kiss me and change me back.

See you later, Smilo.

Bye, everybody.

Fine. Maybe I'm interested in her. Slightly. A little. But she doesn't like

science fiction.

She's not really into all this stuff like we are. But we definitely have a

connection. You have to ask her out. She obviously likes you, Smilo.

Buy her a sewing machine so she can make you both matching couples' costumes.

That sounds like something you want a guy to do for you.

Listen, listen, if you want a girl to like you, you have to be mean to her.

know, insult her and stuff.

That is the worst advice I've ever heard. You primitive cave jerk.

I'm sorry, Darby. I'm flattered, but I'm not interested in you.

You're asking her out, and I'm going to help you. I'm not taking no for an

answer. Thanks, but no thanks.

You don't have a choice.

You don't have a choice.

Okay, Milo.

If you want to get Olivia to go out with you, you've come to the right place.

I didn't come to you. I work here.

I don't need help.

That's what people who need help say.

Fine. I guess the idea of asking her out makes me nervous.

Very. Nervous? My friend Margo from back home, whenever she gets nervous, she

wraps herself in tinfoil and soaks in a bathtub full of peanut butter and baby

shampoo.

No, wait.

That's what she does whenever she gets bitten by a hedgehog.

I don't know what she does when she's nervous.

She's been bitten by a hedgehog?

More than once?

I know. I'll pretend to be Olivia, and you can practice asking me out. I really

don't want to do this, Ruby.

Oh, hey, Smilo.

Uh, Olivia?

Oh, hang on.

That'll be $7 .38.

Is that to go? Would you like a lid?

What you doing?

Uh, I'm helping a customer.

Remember, I'm Olivia. You're visiting me at work. I'm trying to be authentic.

Here's your change.

You were saying, Smilo?

Uh, I was saying... Oh, hold that thought.

No, I didn't overcharge you. We charged by the... and you put a lot of mochi on

there. And you know what? I don't appreciate that tone of voice.

No, no, no. You have a nice day, okay?

So sorry.

Go ahead, Smilo.

Forget it. We're not doing this. I'm just trying to help.

Watching you argue with imaginary customers is not helping.

Do you have a better suggestion?

I just really don't want to say the wrong thing. I really like her. You

she's smart and she's funny.

She always smelled like waffle cones.

Milo, as long as you're just being yourself, there's nothing you can say

wrong. You know, I keep having this dream where Olivia's a queen in a waffle

cone castle and I'm her knight in shining sprinkles. And I sing her this

go... I'm Sir Milo, the yogurt knight. Olivia, you're my yogurt queen. I never

want to wake up from this yogurt dream.

I take it back.

You can say something wrong.

Seriously, don't ever sing that song again.

Are you still on hold with the Robocodo people? It's been three hours, but I'm

not giving up.

Wilson's going to give them a piece of his mind.

Thank you for holding. You are currently caller number two.

That's not bad.

So romantic.

You have a crush on Olivia?

I'm officially against this relationship, but if you marry her, can

free yogurt?

Marry her?

Everyone relax. I might not even ask her out. Good call.

She's out of your league.

I'm Olivia, and I don't like science fiction. I probably don't like

or fun things either.

Hey, everybody.

One picture and nothing.

Hey, Olivia.

What's up?

What's up? What is up?

That's three different ways of saying what's up.

You're not going to believe it, Smilo, but we ran out of change.

Again. Well, let me change you. I mean, don't change. I like you the way you

are. I mean, you look really good. I mean, your shirt. I really like your

This is... My work uniform, you see me in it like 23 times a day.

I know. I've never told you how much I like it.

If this is what having a crush is like, I'm staying single.

Did you know that Milo can burp the alphabet backwards?

No, that hasn't come up. Did you know that Milo is writing his own graphic

novel? That's cool. I've never read a graphic novel, but I would love to read

yours, Milo.

Who's never... Ever read a graphic novel? What is wrong with you?

Quiet.

Here is your change.

You should see his new character.

She looks so much like... Like a Robo -Go -Do.

They're these new toys that repeat the things you say in a funny voice.

How cute.

You can have it.

Oh, really? Sure.

Call it a friend discount.

Girlfriend discount.

You don't want to give that to her.

Yes, I do. Trust me, you don't. You don't have to.

Seriously, don't listen to Ruby. Take it. It's my gift to you.

Okay. Thanks.

See you later.

Ruby, I know we're not supposed to give away stuff, but I'll pay for it. That's

not why I tried to stop you.

I'm Sir Milo, the yogurt knight. I'm a yogurt knight. I never want to weigh

yogurt from this yogurt tree.

Dude.

necessarily mean Olivia's Robo -Go -To also recorded it.

That's embarrassing.

I can't believe Olivia has the Robo -Go -To with the recording of you singing

that really embarrassing song.

We have to get it back.

We can't just walk in and grab it. We can't. But I know someone who can.

Francesca, the safety inspector for the Robo -Goto Corporation.

Huh? I'll go into the yogurt shop disguised as Francesca and say to

afternoon.

It has come to my attention that the Robo -Goto you have in your possession

defective and very dangerous.

You must give it to me immediately so I can bring it back to headquarters.

and repair it.

That's never going to work.

Oh, yeah? Watch me.

Hey,

Ruby.

Seriously?

Why are you dressed like that?

I was just playing a trick.

You got goofed.

I don't get it.

So, you're just keeping the Robo -Go -Do there behind the counter, huh?

Someone could just walk in and take it later without you noticing.

Thanks for pointing that out, Ruby. I should move it somewhere safer where no

one can take it. No, no, no. I actually think it looks really good there.

I'll put it in the back room.

Facial recognition lock. My boss takes security very seriously.

There's no way anyone is getting the Robo -Go -To from back here.

We may have a ruby.

Thank you for shopping at Warp. Enjoy your day.

Hello. Ooh.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Hi. I ordered a case of Robocodos, and I was supposed to get a discount.

Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.

What? You said hello. I thought I was talking to an actual person.

You...

It did?

Yep. My plan to find out where Olivia is keeping her Robo -Go -Do was a success.

It wasn't the plan. Your plan was to get the Robo -Go -Do.

I don't remember saying that. Do you, Francesca?

No.

Matt settles that.

I think you owe both of us an apology.

We've assembled you here because we need your help carrying out a very important

mission. An important love.

mission. It's called Operation Prevent Milo from being humiliated by the girl

totally has a crush on.

We just call it Operation Get Robo -Goto.

I like Ruby's name better.

Me too.

Whatever. Now, we know Olivia put her Robo -Goto in the back room of the

shop. We know that because of me.

But she's armed with a high -tech facial recognition security.

yogurt shop wearing a disguise to evade detection.

I'll be holding a concealed camera.

Which I will use as surveillance so that I can monitor Olivia's every move.

Is this whole complicated plan just a trick so you can watch Olivia all day?

No. We need to get the Robo -Go -Do back and the cameras so I can oversee the

entire operation from here in Mission Control.

When we're sure that Olivia is not in the back room.

I'll give the word for Ren to make her way towards the back room of the yogurt

shop. She'll make her way through the air conditioning vents to bypass the

impenetrable facial recognition security system. At which point, Darby and

Hurley will head into the yogurt shop to distract Olivia and keep her from going

into the back room.

How are we going to do that?

Olivia!

You want us to distract her how?

I don't know if there's enough time to choreograph a full dance routine.

Forget the dancing.

You can distract her anyway.

You just need to buy Ren enough time so that she can get into the back room,

switch out the Robogodo with the Robogodo that's been erased, and get out

there. Is everybody on board?

Adventure, intrigue, romance.

You know it. Not sure why you care what somebody who doesn't like science

fiction thinks, but...

Count me in.

I can't promise you that the dance is going to be any good.

No dancing.

I love this plan.

I'm going to start using the vents to sneak into all the stores.

Why don't you get in the vent now? We'll let you know when the coast is clear.

The entire success of this mission lies on Ren's shoulders.

She's the only one who can fit in the vents. And the vents are the only way

the back room. There is no plan B.

You're going to need a plan B.

Does everyone know what their role is in Plan B? Yep. But quick question. Which

one of these dances is more distracting?

This one?

Is this a real person? Yes, I am.

I can't believe it. I've been on hold for six hours.

Who do I complain to? Sorry, I just give money back to customers who are

overcharged. Let me transfer you to complaints.

Wait, no, I was overcharged.

She heard it.

That noise was me.

I was trying to kill a fly.

heard you.

Olivia?

Yeah, she's gone.

Oh, I can't open my door.

I can't open mine either.

We're locked in.

What happened?

I don't know, but you're definitely going to have to keep facing this

and not towards the door to the back room to deal with it.

Stop hitting it so hard. You're making too much noise.

You're pushing too hard!

and she said I could go home early, so there's that.

Probably should have gone with the dance.

Next time.

What's going on? Why were you guys in the back room?

Why is anyone anywhere?

The world is a mystery.

Why are you here?

Why is he here?

Well, he's the plumber, and he's here to fix the yogurt machines that your

friends broke.

Look, we snuck into the back room because...

We were trying to steal back the Robo -Go -To I gave you.

We were only doing it because there's an embarrassing recording of me.

You mean the recording of you singing I'm Sir Milo, the Yogurt Knight, Olivia,

You're My Yogurt Queen?

You heard it? I listened to it right after I left Warped. Oh, don't be

embarrassed. I mean, yeah, the song, it's kind of weird, but...

You shouldn't feel embarrassed about liking me because I like you, too.

You do?

Why do you think I come into Warped for change all the time?

Seriously, nobody even pays with cash anymore.

Ask her out! Do it, Dan! Insult her! Everyone, please!

So, would you like to go to the fair with me on Saturday?

Yes, I would love to go with you.

I'll never forgive you.

He's Sir Milo the Yogurt Knight. Olivia is his yogurt queen. He never wants to

wake up from his yogurt dream.

Everybody! He's Sir Milo the Yogurt Knight. Olivia, you're his yogurt queen.

never wants to wake up from his yogurt dream.