All language subtitles for Warped s01e04 Space Conflicted

You can't fool me with that space
peasant disguise.

I know it's you, George Cloudbeam.

Yes, it's me.

And as long as there aren't terror -bang
aliens terrorizing the galaxy, I'll be

there to fight them.

There is always light if you look to the
stars.

There's also a clog if you look to the
toilet.

Hey, listen.

We were just imagining we were in a
space conflicts movie.

They're shooting the new spin -off TV
series downtown.

Darby made us these costumes so we can
blend in with the extras and get onto

set. If you really want to see something
that's out of this world, come give me

a hand with the toy.

We'll take your word for it.

Hopefully, we'll see George Cloudbeam.

I've idolized him since I was seven. I
had the George Cloudbeam backpack, the

light -up shoes, the lunchbox, the
underwear.

He's my favorite character, too. In
fact, I still eat George Cloudbeam

every morning. I can't believe in a
couple hours we might actually get to

George Cloudbeam in person.

Wait a minute. You mean today?

I hope your boss is a cool guy who'll
let you leave work early.

Yeah, he's the coolest.

sense of style.

And a soothing deep voice that sounds
great when he says things like, you can

leave work early.

You can leave work early. See how
soothing that sounded?

If you bring me back a prop from Seth,
signed by Gerald Cloudbeam.

That sounded less soothing, but, uh, you
got a deal?

Don't you dare come back empty -handed.

We promise.

Pinky promise.

Ready to go, Milo? Let's do this. Or, as
George Cloudbeam would say, let's. Do

this.

Wait, what about the toilet?

I said you didn't hear him.

I heard you say that.

I'm George Cloudby, a space pirate like
my father before me.

Stand down or feel the wrath of my laser
axe.

Prepare for battle.

Let's do this.

I'm so sorry. I was pretending that was
a laser axe and I was your cloud beam.

Oh, what's on there?

Oh, I'm trying to look it up.

We made it in.

I totally thought the security guard was
going to catch us. Thanks to Darby's

incredible costuming skill, we walked
right past him. I look exactly like an

interrobang alien.

And I look exactly like a trash can.

You're not a trash can.

You're a TR -4CN.

They're minor characters, but these
serve a really critical function.

They repair ships.

They're translators. They also pick up
trash.

Got it. I'm a smart trash can.

Whoa. Look, it's the Space Lounge set.

Let's go check it out.

Too risky. Let's just... Am I right from
here?

Hey, you're going. I guess we're doing
this.

The space lounge.

Whoa, cool.

It's like a dream come true.

Wait, is that a Zoloc?

I thought their whole planet was
destroyed.

Oh, no. I just realized I'm standing in
a giant spoiler.

I don't want to know what's going to
happen before I watch the series.

Luckily, I brought this space visor.

I can't see a thing.

Don't forget, we need to bring a prop
back for Wilson.

Do you think he would like this chair?

I can get George to autograph it. Put
the phone. You're not allowed to just

a chair. You're going to get us in
trouble.

Oh, this menu's great.

Good call.

Wilson will love this.

Oh, I meant there's a lot of great
options on here. I was thinking of

Vortacabob. Where do we order?

Hurley?

This is not a real restaurant.

It looks like there's a table of real
food over there for the crew.

Oh. A food table. That's my favorite
kind of table. Later!

Everybody, stay where you are.

Oh, that's C .C. Jacobs, the director.

It's come to my attention some fans have
snuck onto set, and this will

absolutely not be tolerated.

You four, you're coming with me.

Don't make me body slam, you nerds.

That was close.

Thank goodness my costumes look so good.

We're over here.

grass and a ton of hot dogs.

Free food sounds good to me. Where do
you think you're going? We're about to

shoot the scene.

We're going to be in a scene?

I don't want to be in a scene. I'm a
behind -the -scene guy.

Now, everyone get ready. We're going to
shoot the scene where George

Cloudbeam... George Cloudbeam's going to
be here?

George Cloudbeam? We're going to be in a
scene with George Cloudbeam!

As I was saying, we're going to shoot
the scene where George Cloudbeam is

undercover as a bounty hunter.

You thought he was going undercover?

I can't handle all these spoilers.

Luckily, I also brought these space
princess earmuffs.

You really don't want to hear or see
anything?

What? Is someone saying something?

Sorry, I can't see or hear anything.

All of this is free?

actually filmed something.

You stand with the other in terror
banks.

You. I can just stand way over there. I
don't need to be in the scene. George

Cloud is going to order a glass of
orange milk and you're going to hand it

him. What?

Me? Really?

No, I don't think I... You don't need to
think. Just hand George the milk.

Everyone, let's give a warm welcome to
our star, George Cloud.

Namaste, everybody.

Namaste. Listen, I am sensing some
really good vibes here, so let's just

the good vibes good.

Judson is in mood.

Let's roll. Quick.

Okay, action.

One orange milk.

The milk.

Give him the milk.

Oh, right. Sorry. I just got so nervous.

You would have told seven -year -old
Milo that one day he would be standing

the same room as Short Cloud. I'm
telling today -year -old Milo to stop

and hand him the milk.

Sorry.

I have your underwear.

That sounded bad.

Was that me?

Actually, don't tell me.

No spoilers!

Hans, get Bizer Girl out of here.

And Fanboy, new plan.

Sit in the back and pretend to eat this
Vortec kebab.

Got it. In the back. That's much better.

You seem relatively normal.

No one's ever said that.

In fact, my friend Margo from back home
said I was the oddest duck she'd ever

met. And she would know. She bred odd
ducks. And silly gooses. You haven't

until you've scrambled a silly goose
egg.

All right, I take it back. Now please
stop talking and hand him the milk.

I can do that.

And... Action!

One...

I just had your autograph.

I mean, your signature on your bill.

What are you doing?

Sorry. I'll get her out of here.

Enough interruptions. Hey, check out
what I got at the free food table.

Waffles, king crab legs, pudding, loaded
potato skins, licorice, muffin.

the good vibes. I would go so far as to
say these vibes are bad.

I can't work under these conditions. You
just lost yourself, Jord Cloudbeam.

There's no faith conflict without Jord
Cloudbeam!

The forum.

The food guy said he's going to put out
bacon -wrapped dates in five minutes,

and now we're going to miss it.

What would seven -year -old Milo have
thought if he knew one day he would stab

his hero with a kebab and ruin the
entire space conflict series?

I've been so worried about spoilers, but
it turns out we're the biggest spoilers

of all.

You need to repair the vibes.

I have to talk to Chet, and... Convince
him to go back to set. I'll come with

you to get an autograph for Wilson. We
made a pinky promise.

Does this mean nothing to you?

And with the good vibes, out with the
bad vibes.

Go away.

I said go away.

We were never properly introduced.

I'm Milo. This is Ruby.

We're so sorry we messed things up out
there. If you could sign this document

forgiving us. Ruby, not the time.

Look, Chet, I know it's not really an
excuse, but we're just such big fans. We

got a little carried away.

Don't worry, kid. It's not all your
fault I walked off the set.

Are you sure? You looked pretty mad when
Milo stabbed you with a kebab skewer.

Yeah, I didn't love that.

But the truth is...

I don't know if I want to do this
anymore.

What do you mean?

The world's been waiting years for you
to play George Cloudbeam again.

Bingo. I haven't acted in years. I mean,
what if... What if the fans don't vibe

with me anymore?

Oh, come on. Are you seriously worried
that people will think you're washed up

and can't act anymore and you're just
playing George Cloudbeam for money

of your poor financial planning?

Well, I didn't mention any of those
specific things, but...

I don't think you realize how much
George Cloud Bean means to people. I

meant that much to me.

You know what always cheers me up?

Signing my name real big. You want to
give it a try?

Nope. Still didn't work.

Not happy.

Look, when I was in the second grade, I
had to give a speech, and I was

terrified. Did you cry?

That's not relevant to the story. He
cried.

Anyway, I was scared a normal amount.

And then I thought about George
Cloudbeam, who faces every challenge

courage and determination.

Well, did you give the speech?

Clearly. He wouldn't tell a story about
the time he didn't do something.

Yeah, I gave the speech.

After all, when George was surrounded by
a hundred alien troops, he didn't call

his mom and ask her to come pick him up.
He stayed and fought.

George Cloudbeam stands for strength,
honor, and bravery. And now...

You need to take a cue from him.

So, channel your inner George, put on
this helmet, and let's do this. You know

what? You're right.

Oh, no.

Shut up.

What are we going to do?

Don't panic. You wipe the place down for
fingerprints.

I'll get us two bus tickets to Tijuana.

What happened?

Oh, nothing we did.

Are you okay? How many fingers am I
holding up?

Grilled cheese sandwich.

We'll get the medic. You rest.

What are we going to do?

If we don't get Chet back on that set,
the show is ruined.

No, they don't need Chet on that set.

They need George Cloudbeam.

Ruby, where are you going with this?

This helmet looks like it'll fit you.

What? No, no, no. I can't go out there
and pretend to be George Cloudbeam. You

have to. What was all that stuff you
said to Chet about courage?

Where's your... I don't know, but the
thought of going out there gives me an

inner pain in my stomach.

You can do this.

It does not smell good, dear.

You're back.

Yep, I'm here.

That's right, Cece.

And he said he'll only come back if me
and my friends can stay. I don't care as

long as I've got my star.

I'll set up for the next shot.

That's you under there? Wait.

You've been George Cloudbeam this whole
time?

Did you play him in all six movies?

How do you work at Warped?

No. Jack Donovan got injured, so I'm
pretending to be him.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

You have the worst stage fright I've
ever... You have to mention that now?

You didn't let me finish?

You have the worst stage fright I've
ever admired so much.

And I know this will go well.

Good save.

You saw how simple that scene was. Just
stand there and order a glass of orange

milk. Easy peasy.

All right. We're ready to go for the big
fight scene.

The big what now?

The big fight scene. The one where the
Interrobang aliens ambushed George.

Oh, man.

Spoilers. That means the Interrobang
Empire has reunited.

I'm going back in.

A fight scene?

That doesn't sound easy or peasy.

Action stars have stunt doubles to do
their fighting for them.

Chet, I just think it's so cool you
don't use a stunt double. So many

stunts and you do them all.

Yep, that is so cool of me.

But I was thinking, maybe to change
things up, we do use a stunt double for

fight scene. It might be better for the,
uh, the vibe.

Oh, Chet, you're hilarious.

Okay, everybody, we've got to get this
fight choreography exactly...

as we've rehearsed it for the past four
months.

I'm sure it's okay if we make a mistake
or two, eh? And remember, if you make a

mistake, someone can get hurt really,
really badly.

Chet, why did you duck?

You were supposed to fight him, just
like you rehearsed. The fight sequence

doesn't really work if you don't, you
know, fight.

You know, I had a thought about that.
What if, and go with me here, what if

George thinks the aliens are like, you
know, pretty cool guys, and instead of

battling, they all just hash it out over
some Vortec kebabs and orange milk,

huh?

Stick to the script.

And action!

Think I jammed my finger on the plastic
laser accident.

It really hurts.

Okay, Shep, we're going to get you an
ice pack for that boo -boo.

And by the way, that's where you were
supposed to backflip out of harm's way

like a hero.

Can you do that for me, big guy?

Yeah, backflip, like we rehearsed.

No problem.

Wow, I didn't know you could do a
backflip. I can't. I can't do any of

am ruining my favorite sci -fi
franchise.

Plus, I think this booboo is turning
into a football now, Chief.

Don't worry.

I have an idea.

Let's go!

And action!

Stop! It is I, a random and terrible
being alien, and I say we cease this

senseless battle.

We've been at odds for millennia, but...

You're going to want to see and hear
this.

My blood might be red, and your blood
might be blue, and this guy's blood

be green. I'm not sure what he is.

I'm a girl. We don't have blood.

Whatever. The point is, we're all the
same underneath, minus the blood color,

which I previously stated is different.

Wow. This speech is better than the one
in The Rise of the Return of the

Revenge. I guess I don't need this
script.

Wait, this is like the whole script.

It has every scene in here.

Really? Give it to me.

No, don't. I don't want to know.

I do, but I can't. But I will!

So many spoilers!

We have to film something today.

You know what? Forget the choreography.

Everybody try to hurt Jordan. Jordan,
try not to get hurt.

Wait, what?

What do I do?

I guess you'd say it's pretty cool.

So are you going to call your mom to
come pick you up? Or are you going to

and fight?

Let's do this.

And I'll call my mom later and tell her
all about it.

since you weren't wearing your helmet.

What?

What is going on?

Where's Chet? You two are the worst!

Security, I have some delinquents on my
set, including one who's impersonating

George Cloudbean.

Hey, wait a sec. Those are our friends.

If you're gonna kick them out, then
you're gonna have to kick us out, too.

for me.

Hope you're happy.

You kids have ruined my show!

Hang on, Cece.

These kids didn't ruin anything.

In fact, I was thinking about quitting.

But Milo reminded me how important
George Cloudbeam is to the world. And he

me he cries like a baby every time he
has to make a speech.

It was once, in second grade.

And now, thanks to Milo, I'm ready to
give this performance all that I've got.

It was an honor to

step in for you.

Thanks, kid.

You brought balance to the vibes.

Let's do this. Fine, imposter. Don't
move.

Yeah, I wish you probably could.

Definitely.

Look, real quick.

Can you sign this red roll?

Ruby.

Don't be sad, Darby.

It's a bummer we have to leave, but it
was still a fun day.

Oh, no.

These are happy tears.

I just read that George Codman ends up
marrying...

Is both in here yet?

Why are you still wearing your alien
makeup?

I couldn't bring myself to wash it off.

Yesterday was so fun, I didn't want it
to end.

Hey, Milo. Hey, alien Ruby.

So, where's my autograph prop from set?

Well, the thing is, we didn't get you an
autograph.

What? That's the only reason I gave you
the day off.

We made a pinky promise.

Do pinky promises mean nothing to you?

We didn't get you an autograph because
we got you something better.

Ahem. Chet?

You're excited. I get it.

Hey, thanks for coming by, Chet.

I cannot believe the real Jordan
Cloudbeam is... Sorry we messed up so

things on set yesterday.

Are you kidding me? We ended up keeping
your fight scene in the show.

Even the part where I threw the bread
rolls?

Yeah, but we're going to use special
effects to make them look like

All right, what do you need me to sign?

Let's do this.

Sign that poster. Sign that comic. Sign
that wall.

Can you sound me?

To my number one fan, Wilson.