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I'm afraid this comic book isn't in good enough condition for us to buy it from

you. There's a small corner crease, a slight discoloration along the spine,

there's a huge hole in it.

Sorry.

Okay, Milo, you have ten seconds to guess who I am.

Ten. You're Creepak from the movie Planet X. You're Jane of the Juror. She

the third juror on the left during the trial of Chiron.

I am never going to stump you. You are unconscionable.

I'm going to assume that means amazing.

Darby, check it out. I invented a new game. It's called the Flaming Fire Mouth

Challenge. One of these slices has a ghost pepper hidden in it. And we each

slices until one of our mouths gets scorched?

Let's do this.

I'm guessing that was a hot one.

Please don't drink the snow globes.

Well, the guy who was going to buy the extreme girl boots changed his mind.

You know, the ones you talked me into spending my life savings on.

The ones you said I could sell for twice what I paid.

Someone's going to want them.

You just have to be patient.

I don't want to be patient. You be patient.

Hey, Owen.

I see you guys are still hiring.

Why don't you just hire me?

Because you already work at the pizza place. And you're a horrible employee.

You're supposed to be at work now.

It's true.

I am the worst.

Why does Owen even want to hire someone else?

I'm all the store needs. I'm knowledgeable and helpful.

And what if that word was you called me?

Maybe Owen wants to replace you for talking him into buying the boots.

Please. I'm irreplaceable. He would never get rid of me.

Unless. Oh, it's been inhabited by an alien, and we're dealing with this evil

twin. I mean, that's the only logical... Excuse me.

Do you always talk to inanimate objects?

Uh, no, I was talking to them.

Well, they're gone now, but... Oh, well, what about mugs? Do you talk to mugs?

G'day, mate.

I'm a mug.

You're going to the Stella?

Can you pick me up some eggs?

Why does the mug have an Australian accent, and why does it need eggs?

Well, maybe it's from Australia.

Oh, and maybe it's hungry.

Oh. Aren't you hungry, Australian mug? Because me and the stapler were just

about to order some lunch. Isn't that right, stapler? Oh, sure is. I'm

You know, I could really go for a... That's why I never talk to staplers.

So, what brings you to the store today?

You know how you guys sell and trade memorabilia?

What's this worth?

It's a laser sword from the movie... Battle Force, I know.

It's really rare.

They discontinued this model because it was defective.

It was shocking, people.

I don't have any friends yet. Well, I still talk to Margo back home every day,

though. The point is, it would be my dream to work at Warped. I don't think

an accident I walked in here today.

I think it was destiny.

That's all great, but the question was, how old are you?

I'm just a little nervous.

I can't believe I'm talking to Colt Cosmo from Space Family.

You recognize me?

I was only eight when I was on that show. You look the same. I love Space

Family.

says nobody knows that show.

Are those Extreme Girls' actual boots?

The ones you wore in the movie?

Yep, they cost me a fortune, and now we have to... And I think we've talked

about the boots enough.

Ruby, not anyone can work here. You have to really know your stuff.

Like, uh, which issue of Ghost Planet did Red Phantom first appear?

142.

Wrong.

It was number 157.

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's issue 142. They just never said his name, but

he's clearly there when the League of Ghosts arrives.

Oh, hey!

She's right.

Really? Okay.

Well, then, what's this?

The Infinity Orb from Alphorn.

That was an easy one. What about this?

The Chocolate Board from Dr. Genesis.

Okay, what about this? That looks like a lemon.

Oh, careful.

That's my self -defense lemon. If anybody tries to rob the store, I'll

them in the eye.

That makes perfect sense.

Ruby, it's been nice meeting you.

I'm so sorry it didn't work out, but... You're hired! I am? She is? Yay!

This is Warp's world -famous back room.

Uh, everybody, this is Ruby.

Apparently she works here now.

Hi, Ruby.

You're Jaina the Juror, and now I'm Darby the Dazzled.

Darby's always dressing up as different characters. I don't even think she owns

normal clothes.

Are you drinking another snow globe?

They're surprisingly refreshing.

You know, I can actually speak Kripak.

to meet you, too.

I can also speak Reeve back.

I think you just said you have to make a poopy.

I know that.

Maybe I do have to make a poopy.

You're not going to believe it. We got a buyer for the boots.

See, I knew you'd sell them because I understand how this business works.

Actually, Ruby is the one who helped sell them.

It was no big deal. I just went on this private collector's site and I guess

three or four hundred thousand people responded.

It set off a bidding war. I sold them for three times what I spent.

They'll be here tonight to pick them up.

Thanks, Ruby.

Man, those boots were here for like three months.

Ruby's only been working here less than an hour. Shouldn't you be at work?

Yeah, but I'd rather be here.

That's my graphic novel. Please don't look at that.

graphic novels book have pictures?

Yeah, but Milo can't draw.

His people are like turkey legs with eyes.

At least never let anyone read it. Why?

Oh, is it that bad?

No. It's actually really good.

I'm just not ready to show it to anyone yet.

Why are you looking through there anyway?

I'm looking for the keys to open this. I want to get a selfie with the extreme

girl boots before they're gone.

No way.

That's locked for a reason. I'm the only one with the key, and Owen would kill

me if something happened to those.

Nothing's going to happen.

Please. Please.

Please.

Please, please, please, please. I'm warning you. I once said please for

hours straight.

Please, please, please, please, please. Please, please, please, please, please.

Please, please, please, please, please.

Please, please, please, please, please. Please, please, please, please, please.

Okay. Just please stop saying please.

Please. You have one minute.

I'm going to go make sure Owen doesn't come back here.

Could you pass me that trash can?

No, thank you.

What?

Come on, just pass me the trash can.

My boots are smaller than my feet.

You were just supposed to take a selfie.

You're going to be in so much trouble.

Me? Yeah, you never should have let me unlock that case.

We've got to get those off you.

I've been getting my steps in.

Okay, give me the other leg.

Okay,

this isn't working.

Maybe Hurley has something at the pizza place that can help.

We gotta get Owen out of the store while we deal with this.

Schultz. I'm calling from Hickory Village to let you know that you've won

ultimate mega meat and cheese gift basket.

A generous sampler basket featuring two five -ounce hickory smoked summer

sausages, six ounces of dry -aged Genoa salami, and an assortment of 17 cheeses,

including a creamy aged Wisconsin cheddar and a Montessori.

Anywho, you have five minutes to get to our store and claim your gift, or we're

giving it to someone else.

There's no way I'm going to fall for that.

I just want a gift basket from Hickory Village. I'll be right back.

Never underestimate the power of cheese.

Hey, Ruby.

Didn't Milo find out about the boots? Because... Hello, Milo.

Hi. Yep, I found out about the boots.

Hey, you're Amazonia from the Jungle War series.

You were just Jane of the Juror. I like changing costumes.

I kind of wish I didn't, though.

This one's itchy.

I think there are bugs in my leaves.

I should bring something to get the boots off. So I brought this Italian

dressing. That would be great if she had a salad on her foot.

This isn't going to work. We won't know until...

Italian dressing.

Still stuck.

I told you that wouldn't work.

My friend Margo tried Italian dressing that time I got stuck in a chimney.

It didn't work then either.

Here, use this. It's a boot remover. I get boots stuck all the time. This

gets them right off.

Why didn't you show us this first?

I was curious.

see if the Italian dressing worked.

Thank you.

It worked!

Easy. Told ya!

Now, we just have to get all the salad dressing off this boot.

At least there's not a lot of it.

where that went.

Boop, looks as good as it did before you messed it up.

Now it smells weird.

Yeah, like a combo of garlic, vinegar, olive oil, basil, salt.

It smells like Italian dressing.

Those are the ingredients in Italian dressing.

So I get to Hickory Village. There's no gift basket. They never heard of me.

Anyway, you know how I said the buyer's going to be there in about four hours to

pick up the boots?

Yep, just four short hours.

Well, they're actually on their way now.

They'll be there any minute. If I'm not there, you're going to have to give them

the boots. The name's Sidney.

We now have about one minute to make the boots smell better.

I know.

We'll rub the good -smelling boot on the bad -smelling boot, and the good smell

will rub off with it.

Now they both smell bad.

Hello? Is anyone here?

Sidney! That wasn't ten minutes. That was like ten seconds.

I'll go get some spaghetti sauce.

Hello?

Anybody? Here.

We can use this.

Boots smell be gone.

I use it all the time.

Why didn't you show us this sooner?

Sorry. I was busy scratching.

Spray!

does work here. I don't know what's going on today. That lazy guy at the

place burned my pizza, and now I gotta wait for a new one.

Then, they're out of Italian dressing.

I come down here, and nobody's around.

Somebody's around now, and that somebody is giving you this.

That's great, but I want this keychain.

Do I gotta wait another hour?

You know what? Sorry we made you wait. You can have that for free. Hello!

You can't just give stuff away for free. Too late. She already said I could have

it. Thanks for everything.

Well, it looks like everything worked out.

I guess it did.

Boom. Hello, I'm Sydney. I'm here to pick up the extreme girl booth.

Say what now?

You're here for the extreme girl booth?

Yeah, I'm Sydney.

Owen said he called and told you I was on the way.

Uh, uh...

about the boots, then who was that other guy?

I don't know, but he has the boots.

Oh, you must be Sydney.

Owen? Yep.

How do you like the boots? Uh, we were just about to go get them for Sydney.

Because this is Sydney.

I'll go grab them.

No!

I mean, no.

Uh, we really, really want to go get them.

how much she loves your old show, Space Family?

She did?

Well, we have a whole display dedicated to Space Family right here.

Did you know that I was only seven when I auditioned to play Colt Cosmo?

No, I didn't know.

That was close.

Owen almost came back here.

Yeah. Isn't everything just peachy? We'll just go grab the boots that we

have and bring them out there.

We gave the booze to that guy.

Wait. He said he was getting a pizza upstairs.

Let's go.

Yeah. And while we're there, can we get some garlic puffs? I'm starving.

Hey.

When's my pizza going to be ready?

How should I know?

You work here, don't you?

There you are.

Listen, there's been a... Little misunderstanding.

Oh, I'm not giving you the key chain back.

Oh, no.

We accidentally gave you a box that belongs to someone else. Inside that box

extreme girls' actual boots. They're worth thousands of dollars.

Jesus kidding.

Inside that box are fake extreme girl boots that are definitely not worth

thousands of dollars.

I mean, they're pretty much worthless.

You know what else is worthless?

You asking me to give you the boots back.

Pizza!

We're just going to have to tell Owen what happened.

Well, I'm... I'm not giving up. This isn't over yet.

If you don't give us the boots back, I'm going to lose my job.

Back home, I never really felt like I fit in.

Moving here was a chance to start over.

At Warped, I finally feel like I found a place for people like me.

A place where I belong.

I don't know why I'm telling you all this. Just please give us the box back.

You know what?

I still don't care.

I already... put the box in my car.

The booth is mine now.

Sorry, suckers.

Okay, now it's over. He's not going to give us the box back.

I guess we'll just have to take him back.

And this is a space family lunchbox.

And there I am on the front holding my alien shield.

And you know what? That picture is actually from episode four of Trouble

Wobbles. They're cute.

They still give me nightmares.

Hey.

Hey.

Is that my pizza that's been sitting up there this whole time?

Are you accusing me of not giving you your pizza on purpose so I could keep

here longer?

I just want my pizza. Give me that pizza.

Now. Okay.

Let me make sure it's correct.

Please. This one's supposed to be here. This one's supposed to be right there.

This one belongs on another pizza.

Oh, I think that's the car.

There it is in the back seat.

When he held up his keys, I saw he had an electric car. I figured we could use

your defective laser sword to create an electric power surge to override the

operating system and unlock the doors.

So you're going to shock the car?

Pretty much.

I think the car is on.

It is?

It is.

The power surge must have turned the car on.

Okay. Which one of these is the off button?

I don't know.

Just careful. Just don't step on the pedal. That's what makes the car go.

And that is the episode where I first said my catchphrase.

It's Cosmo time.

You think the boots will be here soon?

Please. I'm irreplaceable.

And I guess you are, too.

Listen, I took your graphic novel home last night and read it. What?

I had to, so I can make these.

Cute movies?

They're perfect.

This is exactly what I've been picturing in my head, but...

really good.

I was thinking maybe we could be partners.

A team.

Me and you?

You and me? Yeah, that's how a team works. You need two or more people.

I think I might regret this, but let's do it. Yay!

I want to design a really cool weapon for the bounty hunter character.

Something like the battle force laser sword, except the handle would be

Yeah, and this part right here could be flatter.

We should probably get rid of that. Yeah, it's kind of dangerous.

Sorry.