All language subtitles for WWE Untold s02e05 eam Hell No Is on Fire

I'll have exactly what they're having.

What is going on here? Their partners
paid off the top role.

I'd like to introduce the first

ever graduate of Dr.

Shelby's anger management course, Team
Hell No.

Going out and being serious and in some
cases being the psychotic

monster, that could be difficult.

I am the monster.

That you will never wake up from.

Because that was not part of my
personality.

I actually would get frustrated at
various points in my career because,

can do much more than being locked into
this kind of, he's a monster.

It's hard to say when I actually met
Kane for the first time. And you have to

understand that when I first came to
WWE, Kane had already been on TV as

Since 1997, I was watching Kane debut on
pay -per -view in high school.

So my interactions

with Kane for the first couple of years
I was here was always like, hello, sir.

Hello, sir.

Hello, sir.

And he was always super kind, very nice.

I think the first time we really talked,
we were in Mexico on a bus.

And we just got talking of all things
about retirement and finance and

and all that sort of stuff.

Like, man, this guy, you know, he's a
pretty sharp dude.

And we got along really well from just
the very beginning.

Then it started crossing into a little
bit of a friendship.

And this moment happened in Spokane,
Washington.

And we got that song by Petula Clark.

downtown, stuck in our heads.

And then we came up with this idea of
downtowning people.

Now, this is not the most hygienic
thing, but say they're in the bathroom

We slide our phone underneath there and
close the door, and it's plain downtown,

and they just have to listen to downtown
the whole time while they're sitting on

the toilet. And so I was like, I'm going
to downtown Kane.

But first, before I do that...

His bag is up against the wall on the
other side of the room. So I build this

massive wall of chairs, separating him
from the door and his bag. And then we

turn the lights off. So he comes back
from his match. He had just had, like,

this great match. He comes back in the
locker room, and he's feeling good about

what he had just done. And he opens the
door. He sees it's dark. He turns the

light on.

And there he is, separated from his bag
by these huge pile of chairs.

while Downtown by Petrula Clark is
playing.

You can just see the blood flushing to
his face, and he's getting angry.

Somebody messed with his stuff. He's a
veteran.

And then he turned around, and there I
am with my dumb idiot face saying,

Gotcha!

And he just went from angry to just...

Then I knew we were friends.

And then I took the chairs down.

Gentlemen, I see you both have balls.

And it's funny because if you look
through the history of wrestling, a lot

the great tag teams have hated each
other.

For whatever reason, they're able to go
out there and make it work in front of

the camera.

And then they fight like cats and dogs
backstage.

And Daniel and I had a very different
relationship.

Ours was the opposite. We actually
didn't get together very well on camera.

We got together great backstage.

Some people come in as tag teams. Some
people pitch to be tag teams.

Sometimes it's just thrust upon you.

Kane and I teaming together was thrust
upon us. What happened was I was going

off the rails as a character. I was
losing my mind.

I told you I'm not leaving!

I am not leaving!

Do you understand me? I am not leaving!

Charlie Sheen had just come out with
this show called Anger Management.

I was supposed to do a singles match at
SummerSlam with Charlie Sheen.

Plus watching him cry like a baby. I
mean, come on, Daniel. Man up, you oompa

loompa. But when they started this
story, they had never actually gotten

Sheen to sign a contract.

And so we were two weeks away from
SummerSlam, and they didn't have...

Charlie Sheen anymore.

So it was like, okay, well now you're
going to do a match against Kane.

You have two characters which are
complete opposites.

I'm a big monster.

Daniels, he's a technical performer.

For me, it's easier to work on the
smaller guy because the story's always

It's always a rocky movie.

The one thing

that stands out about my match with Kane
at SummerSlam is it was my first

attempt inside WWE.

And there have been many, just so you
know.

It was my first attempt at labeling
myself Mr. Small Package.

Oh, no. Are we going to see it here?

Kane setting up Bryant for a tombstone
pile.

Daniel Bryant with a counter. Rolls him
up. Got him. Got him.

Because I beat Kane with a small
package.

Yes. We're on our way.

Do you know how many people I've beaten
with a small package?

Hundreds. Hundreds of people I have
beaten with a small package. In fact, in

Aberdeen, Washington, I am known as Mr.

Small Package.

When they first told me about the skit,
I just rolled my eyes.

I saw the dialogue, and this was the
first time I'd ever really had to read,

like, dialogue.

And I'm sitting there, and we're going
through, and we just go through, like,

small sections at a time. And I'm like,
this isn't funny.

Like, this is stupid. Oh, and I just
kept thinking, like, oh, no, this isn't

going to be good at all.

But then through the magic of editing,
they aired the first one.

And I was like, that was pretty good.

I don't have a goat face. I am handsome.

Can you set this up, doctor?

You listen to me, you little brat. You
take that goat mask off

right now. Do you hear me?

This is my son Richard.

He's a goat in his school play Noah's
Ark.

Richard, this man is sick and needs
help.

There are a number of moments that stick
on my mind from those vignettes.

Now I've got the mask on, have the outer
mask.

And I just never forget the expression
on Daniel Bryan's face when everybody

else is horrified, and he's just sitting
there with this look of absolute

disdain. There were a couple times that
I would chuckle when Kane was talking

about all the horrible things he'd done.

I've been married, divorced, broke up my
wife's wedding, and tombstoned a

priest. And he's just sitting there in
his mask, just sitting like this.

I set a couple people on fire.

abducted various co -workers.

And I electrocuted somebody's testicles.

That was fun.

And I'm having to be appalled by all
the... Like, he's clearly the crazy one.

Like, he's the crazy one. You see,
Harold, this is what I deal with on a

basis. But it was hard for me internally
not to laugh because he was just so

good at just saying these horrible
things in just a completely deadpan

For some...

Never explained the reason I have an
unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete

Rose.

Okay, maybe we should call it a day. Dr.

Shelby is one of the most important
pieces of Team Hell No.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Anger Management.

I'm Dr.

Shelby. Michael Askew, who was the actor
who ended up being Dr. Shelby. People

just loved his character.

Oh! Uh -oh. And he was just a

fantastic performer.

He really didn't know anything about
wrestling, but he was just pitch perfect

in how mundane he was.

as the therapist when you first and he's
smiling and like okay yep sure and then

he progressively is getting like crazier
and then he loses his stuff the layers

to his acting uh i was just very
impressed with and really made the whole

with kane and i work right from the
beginning Just like so many other things

that we do in our business, again, this
is all a team effort.

And even the folks that have small parts
become vitally important because

they're the catalyst for propelling the
whole thing forward.

When we take our characters out of the
WWE environment, out of the WWE box,

and put them in the real world, that's
what makes it work.

Can I take your order?

This is stupid.

We're in a diner in Albany, New York,
and one side is kind of down for us to

our vignette, but the other side was
still open for business.

So there are people coming in, you know,
patrons and customers of the

restaurant, and then we're over there on
the other side screaming and yelling,

Ow!

As good as the vignette was, I think
that it would have been even better if

had just shot the reaction of the people
who were sitting on the other side of

the restaurant watching us do our thing.
No!

Cut.

Okay, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

Check, please.

Do you want to see Kane and Daniel Bryan
go one -on -one tonight?

Do you want to see Kane and Daniel Bryan
team up tonight?

Or do you want to see Kane and Daniel
Bryan hug it out?

Right now, here are the results of our
Twitter poll.

I'm a little bit excited by chaos.

The unraveling of something and not
knowing what's going to happen.

going to hug it out. I kind of like the
idea of things being disasters.

I don't think they're going to do it. Go
ahead. Put your hands out and hug the

man.

Listen to the audience, Daniel Bryan.

You have to be prepared for anything.
You have to be able to do anything well.

I've heard everything now. The WWE fans
are chanting.

And I've never hugged it out.

This is the most awkward and weird thing
I've ever seen.

That wasn't a hug.

That was a chest bump.

So when that came back, I was thrilled
because that's the reaction I wanted.

Because, I mean, frankly, if they wanted
us to fight, there was never going to

be a team element.

Is one of my favorite segments. That
I've ever done.

Because.

There's me.

And Kane.

Two grown men.

Attempting to hug.

And so.

I'm a little proud of that.

And it was one of those things that it
wasn't supposed to quite happen, I don't

think, like it did.

And I remember that Brian James Road
Dogg said, if you're not careful, you

are going to end up having a heck of a
tag team.

Is this because I didn't invite you to
my house for Thanksgiving?

Maybe.

Throughout my career.

that's when you know that you're on to
something. When you can do something,

hey, let's go out and try this, and it
works, and it works almost no matter

what. I remember doing that with
Undertaker and especially Austin or

can just go out there and pretty much,
hey, we're going to try something. We

think it's going to be fun, and the
audience digs it.

Man, that's great for everybody. And it
was the same feeling with Team Helmel.

Ladies and gentlemen, up next, the WWE
Tag Team Titles are on the line, coping

in our truth against the unlikely team
of Daniel Bryan and Kane.

Winning the Tag Team Titles in the
manner that we did, the most difficult

of it was the creative process.

We have a problem.

Wheels just fell off the cart. I
remember that match becoming like a

creative process as far as four guys
working together to try to tell this

Kobe Kingston and R -Truth and Truth
caught in midair by King. That's what

have to do.

Which you have one partner deliberately
trying to do something to the other

partner and then it backfires and causes
the team to win.

I didn't have much control coming down.
I weighed about 320 pounds.

Kofi was lucky to survive because it's
not a move that I normally do and

certainly not one where I'm getting
pushed off the top row.

Vince had the idea for I am the tag team
champions.

Everybody, I'm the tag team champion.

Drove me nuts.

I have a degree in English, and of
course you're just butchering the

language. Hey, hey, I'm the tag team
champion.

It's so grammatically incorrect.

I'm the tag team champion. I'm the tag
team champion.

I'm the tag team champion. Doesn't make
any sense at all.

I'm the tag team champion.

But when I saw.

I immediately thought that it was fun
and funny.

I am the Tag Team Champions! I am the
Tag Team Champions! I don't even know

I am the Tag Team Champions means to
this day. Look it on a t -shirt, though.

Was it team teamwork, team hell no, or
team friendship?

Here are the results of the Twitter
poll.

You were raw active.

I so wanted us to be team friendship.

Kane and I had these ideas for t -shirts
and all like with like hand drum by

like a kid, like a Kane and Daniel Bryan
holding hands with a rainbow over it

that said team friendship. And we're
like, oh, we're going to sell a million

these shirts.

I also loved team teamwork.

Team teamwork was terrible.

Did not want team teamwork.

Team Hell No!

That's the lamest one of the three.

And Kane and I were both thinking, like,
ah, there goes all our merchandising

ideas. It was one of those things where
it was like, well, we'll make this work

as best we can, but we really wanted to
be team friendship.

It's my pleasure to welcome you tonight.

To our anger management graduation
ceremony for Kane and

Daniel Bryan.

And then we have the graduation
ceremony.

One of the gifts of my life, a true
gift, is that this job is so much fun.

There have been a ton of moments where
I've just gone out and had a great time.

What about Michael Cole and Jerry
Lawler? Oh, they're going to hug.

Come on!

Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Really?
Of course. Come on, give me one.

Come on, give me a hug.

Yeah.

Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
That's great.

That's enough. The live audience
realized that this was kind of the end

particular chapter.

And the one thing I probably haven't
talked about enough is how much audience

participation that we were able to get
with Team Hellboy. What about this guy?

What about this guy?

And again, as Kane, that was something
that was unique and different for me. I

mean, I've never had like great
catchphrases.

So to be able to get that sort of
audience participation was wonderful.

There are times that losing a

title hurts.

There's times where losing a title feels
really, really good. It's when you know

that you've done something good for
somebody else.

Or when you know that it's taking a next
step in the evolution of your

character, like it's a trigger.

Losing the championship, especially to
the Shield, it's kind of like you've had

a championship season in baseball or
basketball or football.

And now it's come to an end.

And it's back to the drawing board, and
you have to start all over again.

You don't know where it goes, but you do
know that you just had the best season

you ever had.

And how are you going to live up to that
again?

What is this?

What is this?

And then after the show, this is what
they wanted our promo to be.

Man, somebody needs to stop these S .H
.I .E .L .D. guys with the implication

that it's not Kane and I. Somebody
better than us needs to stop these guys.

Neither of us like that. We just riffed
on it. And I said in the thing, I am not

the damn weak link.

Excuse me, Daniel Bryan. Hey, do you
know what? I am so tired of you guys

coming up to us in situations like that.
Okay, do you want me to say I'm sorry?

Is that what you want me to say? You
want me to say I'm sorry?

I'm sorry that I lost the tag team
titles, okay? I'm sorry that I got

there. You guys always like to come up
here and make me seem like the weakling.

I'm not the weakling!

And this idea of me trying to prove to
Kane...

Even though he is not saying that I'm
the weak link. I'm just, this is my own

internal obsession. It's proving to
everybody that I'm not this weak link.

is what ended up catapulting me into the
singles run that led to me main event

in WrestleMania 30.

A lot of times, you know, in WWE,
there's this big picture.

Like with Daniel Bryan, he's able to
change the picture.

Starting with being able to submit Seth
Rollins.

Steve Austin was the anti -hero. He was
right for that time. Hulk Hogan was the

hero. He was right for that time.

Daniel Bryan was right for the time. He
was the guy that everyone and everybody

out there watching could relate to.

And he was also the guy that was being
kept down.

And for him to be able to break out and
be able to do all the things that he

did, this guy can beat all the odds.

They did.

What Team Hell No means to me is it
brought me and an incredible human being

together.

There is no Daniel Bryan WrestleMania 30
moment without Team Hell No.

I was on a completely different course.

And the Team Hell No run.

allowed me to show the audience a
different part of myself that allowed

attach to me even more.

And that doesn't happen without Kane.

Kane is an incredible character that has
withstood a long time at WWE and the

legacy of WWE.

But despite how much of an incredible
character Kane is, Glenn is an even

person. And that's the real Thrill of
team hell no.

There we go. Yes. Kane and Daniel Bryan
have hung it out.

Anger management, I believe, has been a
success.