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Thank you

Well, not too long ago in 1944, when every mother Trump was going off to war,

they had to lift their spirit high.

Motherhood and apple pie. Instead of sending money that they didn't have in

spots in the Bronx, they went to hear the kind of jazz you hear in funky honky

tonk. It makes you want to jump, shout, knock yourself out.

Boogie woogie beat is what I'm talking about.

You have the heat receiving, you can dance away.

To the boogie woogie music the piano man was playing. You can jump, shout, knock

yourself out.

Boogie woogie beat is what I'm talking about.

You can pull a picture on it, it can slow, slow down. Put the boogie woogie

on the piano man was going to town.

And every night that dunk would jump.

And keep them coming back for more. Man, they make you want to jump. Shout,

knock yourself out.

Do the boogie -woogie music, the piano man will play and you can knock out.

Knock yourself out. Do the boogie -woogie beat, that's what I'm talking

You can pull a boogie -boogie, hit the go -go down. Put the boogie -woogie beat

on the piano man, I'm going to town.

Do the boogie -woogie music of the animal man who could jump out. Knock

out. Boogie -woogie beat is what I'm talking about.

You could pull a switchy -boony, it could slow you down. Do the boogie

beat of the animal man. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Do, do, do, do, yeah.

Do, do, do, do, yeah.

Shake it down, down, down.

Shake it down, down, down.

Shake it down, down, down.

Shake it down.

Check it out. Check it out. Check it out.

Check it out. Check it out.

Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the star of our show, Bummy Super.

Thank you.

why I'm laughing.

I've got a sore head.

Oh, think of my mother.

Oh, dear.

Look at that.

I've been getting these terrible bad dreams.

I dreamt the other night I was plucking a chicken.

And I woke up next morning and the wife was bored.

Oh, dear.

What a wonderful day it's been, hasn't it?

Do you know it's been 70 degrees in the shade?

I was clever. I stayed in the sun.

I was doing a little bit of sunbathing. I was lying out there today.

A little boy crept across me and he poured something all over my back.

He said, this will make you brown. I said, what is it? He said, gravy.

Oh, good.

I've got my dog with me.

He's a one -man dog. All he bites me.

I say to attack, and he has one.

My next -door neighbour said to me, he said, you've got to get rid of that dog.

I said, why?

He said, he keeps chasing people on a bicycle.

I said, I'll take his bike away.

You know, I knew a man once who had a dog, and he treated this dog very badly.

And he went away for about six months.

He went away for about six months one day. Six months.

And he left this dog no food or any water.

I know.

No food or any water.

And when he came back, when he came back, he opened the door and

there was this faithful dog there wagging his tail.

And he went towards his master and he jumped on him and he ripped him to

I'll tell you what I'll do now for you. I'd like to sing and play for you.

Play the piano. I shall sing for you with that pleasure.

I should sing for you.

I feel like I fell off a wedding cake.

When you walk through the storm, keep your

head up high.

I did that.

And I fell in a puddle.

golf the other day.

Got a hole in one. The other sock was perfect.

And I'm standing there with a golf club like that.

I'm standing there like that, see?

And they said, keep your eye on the ball.

Keep your eye on it. That's what they tell you. Keep your eye on the ball.

And I looked up, and somebody pitched a trolley.

I've now produced for this top hat a live rabbit.

Just wave over here like this.

I've now produced a live rabbit.

Hocus -pocus, fish -posed chokers.

Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Doyle.

Come day, go day.

Wish in me heart.

Drinking buttermilk all the week And whiskey on a Sunday

He sits on the corner of Old Beggar's Bush A stride of an

old packing case And the dolls on the end of the blank they were dancing As

he crooned with a smile on his face Come day, go

day

Wishing me hearty quiz Sunday Drinking buttermilk all

the week Whiskey on a Sunday His tired old

hands from the wooden beam And the puppets, they danced up and down

A far better show than you ever will see In the fanciest

theater in town

Come day go day Wishing me heart it was Sunday

Drinking buttermilk all the week Whiskey

on a Sunday But in 1902 Old said Davey Tite

His song was heard no more

The three dancing dolls in the dustbin were thrown, and the plane went to mend

the back door.

Come day, go day, wish in me heart it was Sunday.

Drinking buttermilk all the week, whiskey on a Sunday.

On some stormy night, if you're passing that way.

And the wind's blowing up from the sea.

You can still hear the song of old Sir Davy as he grooms to his dancing dogs

free.

Come day, go day.

Wish in me heart it was Sunday.

Drinking buttermilk all the way.

Whiskey on a Sunday.

Come day, go day.

Wishing me heart it was Sunday.

Drinking buttermilk all the week.

Whiskey on a Sunday.

Bill was handed down to me by my great -grandfather.

It's been in my family for years and years and years.

Please.

What was I talking about?

It's been in my family for years and years and years.

Keep it up.

Good. Good.

I knew you were in.

But I didn't know where you were sitting.

I just saw that on the spur of the moment.

I did.

On the spur... I did, honestly.

Oh, this could drive me sane.

This was handed down to me by my great -grandfather. A genuine, genuine

Meckleston.

It is.

Genuine. Look, I'll show you. Look at this.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, meet my guest star, Mr. Danny Doyle.

Thank you very much indeed. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I'd like to sing for you a very marvellous folk song. It's called...

blowing in the wind.

must the cannonball fly before they're forever banned

the answer my friend is blowing in the wind the

answer is blowing in the wind the answer my friend is

blowing in the wind the answer is blowing in the wind

how many years can a man

Yes,

and how many times will a man turn his head Pretending he just doesn't

see The answer, my friend, is slowing him away

The answer is blowing in the wind.

How many times can a man look up before he can see

the sky?

Guessing how many years must one man have before he can

hear people cry?

Guessing how many deaths will it take till he knows that too many

people...

Thank you.

gentlemen introducing jackie mark i

didn't

even know you you couldn't have been too much more than

ladies and gentlemen, I have to give you impressions now. Famous people have

famous countries in the world.

Famous countries and famous people.

The first... My

bad leg again.

The first... What's the first?

Oh, yeah.

The first... Uncle Sam!

All right.

Jumble!

All right.

Now, I don't know who that is.

It's not mine.

Napoleon!

Give me a time to get up.

It's all going wrong tonight. I can't understand it.

Don't keep giving me that.

English sailor.

American sailor.

Change sailors at once.

You know it.

Get those elephants off the street.

All right.

You're drawing me now.

And now, for the wonderful film, The Prisoner of Zinda.

Nelson. That's right, isn't it?

Half Nelson.

We should not have

lost the war.

Why?

the desert song

oil

of

me why not take oil of me

thank you

Bit of a shock, but thanks.

Do you like the coat?

Camo hair.

It is genuine camo hair.

It is.

Do you believe me?

are the one and only Frank Sinatra.

Look down, look down, that lonesome road before

you travel on.

Make your maker!

Stop.