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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Hooper!

Just like that!

Do you know, when I look back, many years ago, one of my greatest friends

Percy Edwards.

You know, the man who does all the farmyard impressions.

He's great, isn't he?

And when you think you're living in a city or a town that's all smoky, it's

always nice to go out into the country.

You know what I mean?

To walk along, to breathe the fresh air.

I always remember Percy Edwards used to stroll along. I'm only a strolling

vagabond. Good night, pretty lady, good night.

I'd like to give my impression now of Percy Edwards.

I want you to come with me now to the long leafy lane.

Hark!

What do I hear?

A little sparrow.

A tiny little sparrow.

As we walk down the leafy lane again, keep strolling along down the leafy

I say, hark, again.

What do I hear?

It's a moo cow.

A little moo cow.

And as we stroll on again, down the middle of that, we

go into the meadow.

And I say, hark!

What was that?

And you hear... There was a little flock of sheep.

And then... It's different, isn't it? Every night...

As we cross the meadow, we go across the meadow.

I've done the sheep, haven't I?

Oh, yeah.

We go into the farmyard, and we see the little farmyard dog.

Rover.

And he goes, barks.

And there is the friendly farmer.

And I said to him, good morning, friendly farmer.

And he went off.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Very good, Sue.

Thank you, Bob.

Give me the moonlight.

Give me the girl.

And leave the rest to me.

Give me a shady nook.

Like Bevanbrook.

Where no one...

Give me a bench for two.

Oh, here we can fill them too.

And mine.

She's gonna be... If there's anyone... I'm gonna let

her cry me out.

Give me some new love.

Give me that girl.

Oh!

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

And now, a very special tribute to the Andrews sisters, the sisters Duane.

Again, I'd explain.

It means you are the fairest in the land.

I could say better.

I could say it wunderbar.

Each language only helps me to tell you how lovely you are.

I've tried to explain by mere bit to shame.

Kiss me and say you understand Boink, boink

If you ever go down Trinidad It'll make you feel so very bad

The lips don't sing and make up rhyme Guarantee you one real good fine time

Drinking rum and Coca -Cola Go down, boink

The attitude that he puts into the box. You know his rhythm. You can't go and

don't let him face it.

Thank you.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, it now comes to what they call the talent

And I've just received a letter, a long letter, from... I have a

very good singing voice, and I always sing in the bath.

And they always think I have the radio on.

And they always think I have the radio on.

All right.

Can you fix it for me to sing with a real orchestra on a real stage so they

I can really sing?

So I believe in giving new artists a chance.

So ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Tony Wills.

Thank you.

Worried me to death. I thought he was going to stand up and take a bow.

£500 for this.

Put a wood.

And two glasses.

And you say

to the audience...

These glasses are not very good because they're empty

Which

always gets a good laugh

I'll try that These

glasses are not very good Because they're empty

They're all gone.

You put them upside down on the tray like that.

Put your hands on top of the glasses.

Don't take them away, otherwise they'll fall down.

Well, that's obvious, isn't it?

Ted.

Now, when you read the kind...

Just put

behind my back there a lot.

Tight, very tight.

That's tight, isn't it?

A bit tighter than that.

Yeah, all right.

Now,

when I'm inside there, if anything happens, if I don't feel too well,

that phone will ring.

Close the cabinet.

Give us Bill.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.

Cooper has exactly one minute of air left in this cabinet.

And if he doesn't make the miraculous escape in one minute, he will die.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, that's it. Will there be somebody to answer it?

Please!

Hello?

What? No, I'm in the middle of a trick.

Thank you

Thank you.

And now once again, ladies and gentlemen, old songs and new songs.

And songs of old and songs of new.

And after that, we'll do some new songs and old songs.

And then some songs... I don't know what I'm talking about.

Thank you.

Whenever a cloud appears in the

blue,

remember somewhere the sun

is shining and so the right thing

to do is make it shine.