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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Cooper.

Just like that.

South America.

I nearly said South Africa.

It's South America that lives.

A very big bird.

The largest bird in the world. The giant condor.

Ah.

Condor. Condor.

And now my Peruvian friend here, the little buckaroo,

little buckaroo from Peru, will now do

his impression, famous impression of the mating call of a great giant condor.

of the great Alconda.

With the help of Mr. Roberto... Sharper...

Sharper... What's his name? Sharple.

Sharple.

Land of the blue, in Garden 3 -2, it's chilly and very... Hey, hey, hey!

He there, Alconda, gives his mating call... Oh!

Sailor.

I feel very, very happy tonight. I'll tell you the reason why.

Because I've just been offered a part in the film.

Thank you.

I have really.

And I have a very sympathetic part in this film.

Sympathetic part.

The scene opens.

Like that.

And it's a thatch cottage.

All made of thatch.

And I have this very synthetic part.

And the violins are going... Much

better than that. I'm only making that up.

So the old man's sitting in a chair there.

Chair there.

Old man sitting there.

Old lady sitting there.

A baby in a cot and a dog on the mat.

I creep in through the window.

And I hit the old man on top of the head with a hammer.

And he goes... It wasn't loud, it was just...

And I creep over.

I creep over and I

stab the lady in the back.

She doesn't like it.

No, she didn't like it.

Delivery cat. I've already hit him on the head, haven't I?

All the stuff are in the back. There's a baby in the cot and a dog on the mat.

And then I go over and I strangle the baby.

But this is where the sympathetic part comes in.

On the way out, I pat the dog.

Beautiful girl.

Well, this is the way.

There is still a light that shines on me.

You see that?

Couldn't do that at rehearsals.

Now, here's a little trick I picked up. I don't know who dropped it.

I've heard no lessons.

It's all different every night, isn't it?

to the stair rod and why I say that because you're a stair rider

you were right

he told me to say that he was right he was right

Now I've got to do that because you can't play that.

Ha ha ha

What's he doing on here?

what he's doing here.

Don't tell me, just think of one.

Have you thought of a card?

Right. Well, that's a place right there.

I don't know what it is. I'll place the card right there.

I'll have to tell you the name of the card in about two seconds.

Pusha Khasa!

Gently play some music, cool and easy to get you in the

mood for some time.

Once again, it's sing -along time.

With old songs and new songs, summer songs are songless songs.

And then we have new songs and old songs and old songs and new songs.

But first, I think we'll have some old songs before we have the new songs.

And after that,

I don't know what I'm talking about.

Thank you, Mr. Johnson.

Sweet!