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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Cooper.

Just like that.

I don't know anything about that.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to tell you something now. I invented this.

Fine invention.

You know sometimes when you go to the cinema, and people behind you keep

all the time, and you can't listen to the film, can you?

Right?

That's quite true, isn't it? Wasn't there the next?

Oh, yes.

They've got to have it out there. But anyway, sometimes when you go to the

cinema, you want to watch it with the people behind you keep talking. So I

thought of the idea to put that on.

And then you can listen to the film.

Without people behind talking.

Then if you don't like the film, you can listen to the conversation.

Do you know, I missed my cat nap today. I slept right through it.

I did really.

I don't know, I keep walking about here for like... You know,

when you go to the... Because I like to go to the films.

And you know when you go to the cinema scope, why, isn't it?

And a man went once to the cinema scope, and you look like that all the time,

don't you?

And he did that, but he swallowed his head off.

I'd like you now to show how versatile I am.

I'd like to give my impression of Romeo and Juliet.

Which I don't think Doug has ever seen before.

Romeo and Juliet, and I shall play both parts.

Ah.

It's quite a bit.

I hear there was someone in your chambers last night.

Yes,

there was.

Lovely sisters.

You may have seen them before.

I think they're beautiful.

A nice big welcome to the Sisters Dawang.

She died when I was born We lived in a one room shanty But daddy tried to make

it a home

Oh, by the time that I was ten years old, I had a little rockin' old band.

And Daddy's eyes were growin' dead, but I didn't understand.

He would be so proud of me each time he'd hear us play.

We didn't have much money, but things didn't seem so bad.

I felt just like the queen of the world when I was with my dad.

Keep the bells a -ringing Spread your music from town

All right, tell me a heavy word. Would you mind just taking a card, sir?

Hold that card very tightly in your hand, right?

And don't let it go.

Take it down. All

right,

all right, get her off.

Get her off.

Get her off.

Here's this.

What's with us?

Got any

soap?

Soap!

A piece of avocado in half?

Whee, like that.

And now the rope will become one long piece of rope.

I'm alive.

And then, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to meet someone now.

The great... The great saga

from Alabama.

Oh, I'll do it, sir.

He thinks what I think, and I think what he thinks.

And while he's thinking what I'm thinking, I'm thinking what he's

And that's how we work together, hand in hand.

Thinking to each other.

Are you?

I'll speak to you when it's late in the tournament.

The whole arts department.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, really?

I didn't know that.

Surprise me.

What's that?

Oh.

What is he going to do in a moment?

He's going to blindfold himself.

And I will get one or two articles from the audience.

And then while he's thinking,

about this, it would describe the articles.

Can I borrow something from the audience here?

Anybody else?

As

he

doesn't speak English, he won't understand what I'm talking about.

a cigarette, and a watch.

He can't understand.

Right? I will just speak to him once again in his native tongue.

He's quite correct.

He just said that what I've got here from the

members of the audience is a wallet,

pack of cigarettes, and a watch.

Right here.

I'm going to take that now to the audience.

really a trick.

It's kind of an

observation.

It's a ball and cup.

And what you have to do is to guess where the ball is.

Now do that.

Is it in my pocket or is it under the cup?

Oh, you say so.

Under the cup, you're quite right.

I'll do it again.

Is it under the cup or in my pocket?

In the pocket, you're quite right, madam.

Now, where is it now?

On top.

Look at that.

Thank you.

I put it in my

pocket like this.

Take it through. Hold that, sir.

Throw it towards the cup.

When you walk through the storm, hold your head up high

and don't be afraid of

the dark.

Don't be afraid of the dark.