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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Cooper!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just like that!

Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you. Is the mic on?

So, anyway, what I'd like to do now, I'd like to show you this stuff.

Let me

fix it, yeah?

All right.

It's not my thought.

What's going on with the thing? Look, the idea of the trick is this, you see.

You get this red handkerchief or a red piece of paper like that.

See? And you tear it in half like that. Is that the idea?

See?

So, uh,

what's gone wrong with the cream?

It should be that.

I should be now.

Can you see me all right?

Oh, oh, oh, that's much better.

Oh, no, not yet. No, not yet.

Thank you very much.

Oh.

Oh.

The very famous...

Take it off. Take it off.

Come on, take it off.

Well, I'm done with that guy. I'm going to go to the doctor.

Because you're not here.

But I want you to meet now five wonderful Irish singers, lovely girls

Ireland.

All the way from Ireland.

Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand now to the Sisters Dewan.

You are the keeper. You are a reacher, so reach out.

Reach out and lead me.

Guide me and keep me in the shelter of your caring stay.

I am a speaker.

You are the keeper. You are a leader. Won't you show me the

way?

That wants to be.

The way.

been calm and reposed.

I'd like to introduce the next act.

It's a wonderful act you may have seen all over the world.

They're a worldwide name.

Everybody knows this act.

Everybody knows it.

They travel all over the world.

What's the name?

I know that.

Your life's being had now.

Watch the watch. Watch, watch, watch, watch.

Watch the watch. I should sit up here.

Can you watch the watch from there?

Turn your head around so she can watch the watch.

Turn your head around a bit more.

Watch the watch.

And now, she will slowly...

rise slowly rise

The very famous trick done by Ching -Ling Su many, many years ago is the

trick of catching the bullet in the teeth.

It's a very dangerous trick, and it takes a lot of courage.

Or any other beer you'd like to mention.

First of all, I would like to show you the gun. Show the gun, please.

That was not that close. Don't, don't.

Close, close, close.

Close, close, close, close.

Do you know how I would do that?

That's not the gun, I want the rifle.

Oh look, a

stager.

Get out of the rifle.

I don't want a real one.

Where's... Where's the plastic one we got?

The plastic one we got from Woolworths.

Oh, I know it's better for the trip, but this fires real bullets.

I mean, what am I going to do with this?

What?

That's very funny.

Is there a marksman here that can help me in this trick?

Never fear, I am here, Legionnaire Manuel, at your military service.

What are we going to do, monsieur?

What are we going to do? First of all, get the rifle. The rifle.

The rifle.

Monsieur.

Oh, there it is. Here's the gun.

Merci. Merci.

It's, uh, it's working. It's quite safe. Well, it's quite safe. The only thing

about it is the safety catch is a bit faulty.

Faulty? Oh, monsieur, please do not say that word, faulty. I joined the legion

to forget that name.

This is not the toy plastic rifle we have here, sweet. Cordon bleu, it is a

gun.

Don't worry about it.

Aye.

Because I'll tell you what, it's a very old rifle, a very old rifle, and it may

not fire at all. Oh, good, monsieur.

And if the gun does not fire, I shall just fix bullets and charge.

Now, just to recap, ladies and gentlemen, I'll catch this bullet now

teeth.

And when I catch it between my teeth, I shall spit it out on this plate.

Ready to shoot.

Ready, aim, fire.

What about the

bullet?

Four glasses, one, two, three, four.

Plastic tray.

Four empty glasses.

What is that?

Put it there like that.

The idea of the water is to stop getting the eggs all over my suit.

Now place the tray on there like that.

You'll like this.

Now you will, you'll like this.

Eggs in here. I know.

Madam, would you be so kind?

What's it like, love?

To pick any egg you like from there, sir.

Madam.

Just point to an egg.

What's the matter with you?

Just point one.

I didn't want you to hear that one.

She pointed at the wrong egg.

Why did you point at that one?

She said that one, that one, that one, anyone, but that one there.

All right, to show you.

That what you pointed to as a genuine egg, I'll break it.

That's fair, isn't it?

I can't break the rest, because otherwise I'll have no trick.

Now the idea of the trick is this.

I placed one egg on top there, one egg on top there, and one egg on

top there, and one egg on top there.

Now, the idea of the trick is this.

And the trick is this. On the count of three, I should go like that.

Like that.

And the tray would go down there, and the glasses would go over there.

And the eggs would go into the glasses.

I'd like to point out that you are in direct line of fire.

Like that.

It's a very good trick. All the four eggs go into the four glasses. It's a

good trick.

I did this trick many, many years ago.

I'd like to give you a little word of warning. If one or two eggs do come out,

don't catch them like that because it goes all over.

Just catch them very slowly like that.

On the count of three, you go like that.

And the eggs will go into the glasses.

One, two.

and songs of old and songs of new.

All right, Bob.

We'll meet again Don't know where

Don't know when, but I know we'll meet again.