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[birds chirping]

[wife]
THAT'S THE HOUSE,
RIGHT THERE.

[husband]
IT'S ALL EVERYBODY'S
BEEN TALKING ABOUT

FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS.

I KNOW.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM.

I HEAR
HE'S JUST ADORABLE.

[all chattering]

HEY, YOU TWO.
WHAT A NIFTY LITTLE GUY.

OH, THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU,
ERNIE.

NO, I MEAN IT.
THIS KID IS REALLY SOMETHING.

THANKS, ERN.

I GUESS WE KIND OF THINK
HE'S GONNA BE OK, TOO.

"OK"?
SHAME ON YOU, BILL.

[chuckling]

WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT FACE?

[laughing]

LORETTA, YOU'RE MAKING HIM
LAUGH.

[laughing]

HE'S GOT A FABULOUS FACE.

[baby chuckling]

A FINE-LOOKING BOY.

YES, SIR,
HE'S A FINE-LOOKING BOY.

WHY, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.

YES, SIR,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HEY, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION

THAT THERE MAY BE
A THING OR 2 MORE

ABOUT THIS LITTLE RASCAL
THAN JUST GOOD LOOKS.

WELL, WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

I MEAN, WHO KNOWS?

[chuckles]

HE COULD HAVE QUITE A FUTURE
AHEAD OF HIMSELF,
THIS LITTLE GUY.

OH, IT'S AWFULLY SWEET OF YOU
TO...

TO, UH...

[gurgling]

WHO IN THE WORLD
WAS THAT?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

I THOUGHT HE WAS
SOMEONE YOU KNEW.

[all chattering]

YOU JUST GOTTA
GET OUT THERE

AND PLAY AS WELL
AS YOU CAN, SON.

UH, I WILL, DAD.
I WILL.

AND REMEMBER,
THERE'S A LOT MORE TO A GAME
THAN JUST WINNING.

NO, I KNOW THAT.
I WON'T FORGET.

YOU KNOW, IT'S HOW
YOU PLAY THE GAME, TOO.

THAT'S JUST
AS IMPORTANT.

YOU GOTTA PLAY FAIRLY
AND HONESTLY.

AND YOU GOTTA
ALWAYS COOPERATE
WITH YOUR TEAMMATES.

THANKS, DAD.
I'LL DO MY BEST.

[all cheering]

HANG IN THERE,
GUYS!

WAY TO GO!
WAY TO GO!

[players clamoring]

ATTABOY, ROB.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT
THESE LITTLE GUYS?

ARE THEY ALL RIGHT OR WHAT?

OH, YES, YES,
THEY'RE DOING NICELY.

THEY'RE PLAYING
VERY WELL.

WELL, THESE LITTLE MOPSIES
ARE PLAYING
SOME HEADS-UP BALL.

THEY CERTAINLY ARE.

WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE GUY
WEARING NUMBER 4?

DO YOU KNOW
WHO HE IS?

OH, WELL, THAT'S, UH...

THAT'S ROB RABBIT.

KID'S DYNAMITE.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

OH, COME ON,
THE KID'S ALL OVER THE FIELD.

I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S HOTTER THAN A PISTOL.

HE'S MY SON.

YOUR SON?

WELL, YOU OUGHT TO BE
VERY PROUD, PAPPY.

VERY PROUD,
BECAUSE THE KID'S
GOT ALL THE MOVES:

SPEED, GRACE,
AND THE DRIVING WILL TO WIN.

WIN AT ANY COST.

NO, NO, THAT'S WRONG.
OH, SURE, ROB LIKES TO WIN.

BUT ONLY WHEN HE AND,
OF COURSE,
HIS TEAMMATES, TOO...

O-ONLY WHEN THEY'VE REALLY
EARNED THE WIN.

YOU DON'T SAY?

HE'S A GOOD BOY.

HE'D NEVER CHEAT OR STEAL
OR FUDGE TO WIN AT ANYTHING.

HE'S GOT A TERRIFIC SENSE
OF SPORTSMANSHIP.

[players shouting]

[all cheering]

[all continue cheering]

♪[playing]

NO, NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S NOT QUITE IT, DEAR.

NOW, ROB, LISTEN
VERY CLOSELY TO ME.

♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA ♪

♪ DA, TA-DA, DA, DA, DA,
DA, DA ♪

I, UH, I GUESS
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
WHAT I WAS PLAYING, MOM.

EXACTLY RIGHT.
YOU WERE, DEAR,
YOU WERE.

BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH
JUST TO HIT
THE RIGHT NOTES.

NO?

NO. YOU HAVE
TO FEEL THE MUSIC.

YOU HAVE TO PUT
YOUR HEART INTO IT.

DON'T YOU SEE, DEAR?
ONCE IT COMES OUT
OF THE INSTRUMENT,

IT'S SOMETHING SHARED.

IT'S SOMETHING THAT TOUCHES
EVERYONE AROUND YOU.

♪[Rob continues playing]

HELLO. GOOD DAY.

UH, HOW DO?
HOW ARE YOU?

OH, ISN'T THAT
JUST LOVELY?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I SAY, ISN'T THAT LOVELY?
THE MUSIC.

MUSIC?

THE PIANO MUSIC.

THE MUSIC
THAT'S FILLING THE AIR.

ISN'T IT LOVELY?

AH, YES. YES, INDEED.

[chuckles]

MUSIC MAKES THE HEART
TAKE FLIGHT.

NO, NO, I MEAN THAT MUSIC.

ISN'T IT JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL?

AH, YES. IT'S SPLENDID.
JUST SPLENDID.

UH, I WONDER, UH, COULD THAT
BE FELIX MENDELSSOHN?

OH, MY, NO.
OH, THAT'S ROBERT RABBIT.

AH! ROBERT RABBIT.

OH, YES,
I KNOW THE FAMILY.

LITTLE ROB IS REALLY
TERRIBLY GIFTED.

[birds chirping]

I'M GLAD WE DECIDED TO GO
ON THIS LITTLE OUTING.

HMM, I AM, TOO.

I MEAN, BEFORE TOO LONG,
ROB WILL BE ON HIS OWN.

FAMILY PICNICS LIKE THIS
WON'T BE SO EASY
TO PUT TOGETHER.

UH-HUH. I WONDER
WHAT HE'LL DO WITH HIMSELF?

OLD ROB?
HE'LL BE GREAT.

OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT OLD ROB.

HE'LL DO FINE AT ANYTHING
HE PUTS HIS MIND TO.
BELIEVE ME.

JUST THINK OF IT,
SOMEDAY HE COULD BE A DOCTOR.

OR A PROFESSIONAL
RUGBY PLAYER.

HE COULD BE A JUDGE
IF HE WANTED TO BE.

OR HAVE HIS OWN
ROCK AND ROLL BAND.

[chuckling]
JUST LOOK AT HIM.

LUNCH IS ALMOST READY,
ROB, DEAR.

DON'T WANDER
TOO FAR AWAY.

[rumbling]

[screaming]

[thudding]

MOM, DAD,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHO-WHOEVER YOU ARE, SIR,
YOU SAVED OUR LIVES.

YES, AND WE'RE VERY,
VERY GRATEFUL.

HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON, ANYWAY?

[mentor]
UH, PERHAPS I CAN THROW
A LITTLE LIGHT ON THAT.

IS SOMEONE HERE?

WHO'S THERE?

THAT WAS A NICE PIECE OF WORK
WITH THE BOULDER, ROB.

TERRIFIC CATCH.

OH, THANK YOU, UH, SIR.

KID'S GOT GREAT HANDS.

HA, SHALL WE?

CARROT PATE.

MMM, OUTSTANDING, MADAM.

OUTSTANDING.

YOU FOLKS MAY NOT
BE AWARE OF THIS,

BUT FOR AS LONG
AS TIME ITSELF,

OUR QUIET LITTLE VILLAGE

HAS CARRIED
THE HEAVY RESPONSIBILITY

OF PROVIDING
A VERY SPECIAL HERO.

A--A--A HERO?

YES. A HERO
WHO WORKS TIRELESSLY

TO MAKE THE OUTSIDE WORLD
A BETTER, HAPPIER PLACE.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
THE LEGACY.

YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE LEGACY.

THAT'S RIGHT,
THE LEGACY.

W-WHAT'S A "LEGACY"?

IT'S SOMETHING HANDED DOWN
FROM ONE GENERATION
TO ANOTHER, DEAR.

OUR LEGACY
IS ONE OF STRENGTH,

GOODNESS, AND JUSTICE.
IT'S A GIGANTIC
RESPONSIBILITY.

THE PERSON WHO CARRIES IT

MUST RUN FASTER, FLY HIGHER,
AND WORK HARDER

IN THE INTEREST OF GOOD
THAN ANY FORCE ANYWHERE.

NOW, IN OUR TIME,

IT'S ROB WHO WILL CARRY
OUR LEGACY ON.

YOU SEE, EVEN THOUGH
NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER KNOW IT,

ROB IS THE AMERICAN RABBIT.

[sobbing]

PLEASE DON'T
MISUNDERSTAND.

WE APPRECIATE THE HONOR
AND ALL OF THAT,

BUT ISN'T
LITTLE ROBBIE THERE

JUST A TOUCH YOUNG
FOR THIS LINE OF WORK?

NO. NO, NO, NOT A BIT OF IT.

YOU NEED A YOUNG FELLOW.

HE'S FAST AND HE'S STRONG.

BESIDES, HE'LL BE WORKING
ALL SORTS OF CRAZY HOURS.

BELIEVE ME, AN OLDER GUY
COULD NEVER CUT IT.

[sobbing]
IT ALL GOES BY SO QUICKLY.

SURE DOES.

YOU KNOW,
IT SEEMS LIKE JUST
THE OTHER DAY, ROB,

YOU WERE OUT FOOLING AROUND
WITH YOUR LITTLE SCHOOL PALS.

THAT--THAT WAS JUST
THE OTHER DAY, DAD.

WELL, THERE YOU ARE.

THINK OF US
ONCE IN A WHILE,
ROB, DEAR.

DON'T WORRY, MOM.
I'LL THINK OF YOU

EVERY TIME I HEAR PRETTY MUSIC
OR A BIRD SING.

ROB, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT A FATHER'S
SUPPOSED TO SAY

TO A SON WHO HAS TO DO
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN CHOSEN TO DO,

EXCEPT THAT BE THE VERY BEST
YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, SON.

AND WE LOVE YOU.
WE LOVE YOU.

COME ON, KID.

THERE'S A WORLD OUT THERE
THAT NEEDS SAVING

AND IT'S JUST WAITING
FOR YOU.

[birds chirping]

ROB.

AMERICAN RABBIT.

AMERICAN RABBIT!

ROB.

[ship horn blowing]

[brakes screeching]

HEY, YOU, LONG EARS.
WHAT'S WITH YOU?

[vulture cawing]

[all laughing]

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT,
LUNCH MEAT?

UH, WELL, I'M, UH, UH...

YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST
NOTICING YOUR--YOUR HELMET.

OH, THAT'S A VERY
HANDSOME HELMET.

[laughs]

HEY, GUYS,

FUZZY HERE THINKS
THIS IS A HELMET.

[all laugh]

WELL, YOU'RE WRONG, FUZZY.
THIS AIN'T NO HELMET.

IT'S A KETTLE.

OH, YEAH, SURE.

WELL, I CAN--
I CAN SEE THAT NOW.

SURE, IT'S A KETTLE.
IT'S A TERRIFIC KETTLE.

YOU GOT ANY IDEA

WHAT GETS COOKED
IN A KETTLE
LIKE THIS HERE?

UH, SOUP?

[all laugh]

SOUP? WHY, YOU PATHETIC
LITTLE PIPSQUEAK.

YOU MAKE SOUP IN A SOUP PAN.

IN A KETTLE LIKE THIS HERE,

YOU MAKE RABBIT STEW.

[all laughing]

[vulture cawing]

YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'?

YOU AND I GOTTA
HAVE DINNER TOGETHER.

[gulping]
DINNER?

LET'S DO IT REAL SOON.

[all laughing]

[vulture cawing]

EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING
THE SIGN IN YOUR, UH...

EXCUSE ME, SIR.
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING

THE SIGN YOU HAVE
IN THE WINDOW

THAT MENTIONS THAT
YOU MIGHT REQUIRE THE SERVICES
OF A TRAINED PIANIST?

YEAH, KID.
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?

OH, WELL, UH, THE JOB.

YEAH, I WANTED TO SEE
IF I COULD APPLY FOR THE JOB.

TEDDY, I GOT A KID HERE
SAYS HE PLAYS A LITTLE PIANO.

WHY, THAT'S MARVELOUS.
ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS.

HI, I'M THEODORE PANDA.

BUT EVERYONE
CALLS ME TEDDY.

OH, PLEASED
TO MEET YOU, SIR.

I-I'M ROBERT RABBIT.

UH, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN THERE

AT THE PIANO, ROBERT,
MY FRIEND?

I'LL CALL BUNNY,
SHE'S OUR BOOKER,

AND WE'LL ALL LISTEN
TO HOW YOU PLAY.

OH, BUNNY?
OH, BUNNY O'HARE.

HI, I'M BUNNY.

H-H-HI.

UH, HOW DO YOU DO?

VERY, VERY WELL.

WELL, NOW THAT
WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER,

WHY DON'T YOU COOK US UP
A LITTLE SOMETHING
ON THE PIANO THERE, ROBERT?

OH, YOU CAN CALL ME ROB.

OH, OF COURSE.

♪[playing]

WHY, YES, INDEED.
ROB, YOU PLAY VERY NICELY.

UH, THANK YOU.

YES. WELL, WELL,
PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT--

YES?

THAT THIS IS PANDA MONIUM
NOT CARNEGIE HALL.

I'M--I'M AFRAID
I DON'T FOLLOW.

THIS IS A ROCK JOINT, KID.

"A ROCK JOINT"?

UH, YES, YOU KNOW.

♪ BOMP, BOMP, BOMP
BOMP, BOMP-A-DOMP ♪

UH, THAT WOULD BE
THE BASS LINE.

♪[playing]

YES. YES, VERY MUCH SO.

AND THE MELODY LINE
IS SOMETHING LIKE...

♪ DA DA DA, DOO LAY DA ♪

♪[playing]

FAR OUT.

I'M HIP.

[crashing]

OOH, THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL,
BUNNY BOY.

YOU NEVER TOLD US
YOU WAS A PIANIST.

WELL, IT ISN'T THAT
I DIDN'T WANT TO.

UH, I'M SORRY, UH, GENTLEMEN.

IF YOU WISH TO HEAR
OUR BRAND-NEW PIANO MAN,
ROB HERE,

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT
TILL SHOWTIME.

AND THAT'S STILL
SEVERAL HOURS AWAY.

BUT THAT'S EXACTLY
WHY WE POPPED IN, WIMPO.

YEAH, WIMPO.

YEAH, WE WAS VERY WORRIED
ABOUT THE SAFETY OF, UH...

WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THIS DUMP?

THE PANDA MONIUM.

RIGHT. WE WAS VERY WORRIED
ABOUT THE SAFETY
OF THE PANDA MONIUM.

WE THINK IT NEEDS

JUST AN AWFUL LOT
MORE ACCIDENT INSURANCE.

[laughs]

YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN AN ACCIDENT'S
GONNA BREAK OUT.

THANKS SO MUCH
FOR YOUR CONCERN.

I'LL MAKE IT A POINT
TO GO OVER THIS CAREFULLY
WITH MY INSURANCE BROKER.

UH, LOOK, YOU DON'T GET
THE PICTURE, WIMPS.

YOU SEE, FROM NOW ON,

YOU GOT TO THINK OF US
AS YOUR INSURANCE BREAKER.

[all laughing]

AND THIS IS YOUR
LUCKY WEEK, PAL.

WE GOT A SPECIAL FOR YOU:

$500 KEEPS THE JOINT
FROM GETTIN' TRASHED.

YEAH, BUSTED WIDE OPEN.

I THINK YOU, UH, GENTLEMEN
BETTER GO.

BUT YOU AIN'T EVEN BOUGHT
YOUR INSURANCE POLICY YET.

NOW...

NOW, NOW, BOYS,
IF WIMPS HERE
WANTS US TO GO,

THEN WE JUST GOTTA GO.

BESIDES, I THINK
IT'S DANGEROUS

HANGIN' AROUND A PLACE
LIKE THIS.

[both growling]

YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN SOMETHIN' AWFUL
IS GONNA HAPPEN.

[all sniggering]

YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING,
ROBERT?

OH, YES. WHAT?

YOU PLAY A WHOLE LOT
OF PIANO.

♪[music playing]

[people chattering]

[cheering]

[people clapping]

[people cheering]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU.

RIGHT NOW,
IT'S MY PARTICULAR HONOR
TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO THE BIG, SOARING SOUND
OF THE VERY DRIVING,
THE VERY DYNAMIC,

THE WHITE BROTHERS BAND!

[people applauding]

♪[playing]

♪ OOH ♪

[people screaming]

♪ YOU DON'T EVER WORRY,
I BET YOU NEVER HURRY
WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF TIME ♪

♪ YOU DON'T NEED A THING
AS LONG AS YOU
CAN ROCK AND ROLL ♪

♪ AND WHEN THE HIGH TIME'S
WITH YOU ♪

♪ IF I SLAP YOU IN THE FACE,
WOULD YOU EVER WAIT ♪

♪ YOU DON'T NEED A THING
AS LONG ♪

♪[music continues]

[screaming]

[tires screeching]

HELLO, GORGEOUS.

OH, PLEASE.

UH, PARDON MY BREAKIN'
IN THIS WAY.

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

IT NEVER ENTERED MY MIND.

IT'S JUST THAT
YOU LOOK LIKE

SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL
LITTLE OINKER,

I FIGURED MAYBE
YOU COULD DIRECT ME
TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY.

OH, YES, YES,
IT-- IT'S STRAIGHT THAT WAY
ABOUT A BLOCK.

[engine revving]

AND THEN YOU TURN LEFT
AT McCARTHY.

YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

FAR OUT.

YOU UP THERE.
ARE YOU THE ONE WHO'S
IN CHARGE OF THIS--THIS...

YEAH, BABY,
YOU COULD SAY THAT.

WELL, IF YOU'D BE
CIVIL ENOUGH
TO STOP FOR A MINUTE...

[tires screeching]

[vulture cawing]

[tires screeching]

HMM.

[people chattering]

BAD LUCK, BUNNY.

THE WHITE BROTHERS
WAS A GREAT BAND.

WELL, THANKS.

YOU PLAY
GREAT PIANO, MAN.

AND YOU SEEM LIKE
SUCH A NICE GUY.

IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET INTO
A SAFER LINE OF WORK.

WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN, IF YOU WANT
TO STAY HEALTHY,

DON'T MESS
WITH THE JACKALS.

♪[playing]

MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CALL
THE WHOLE THING OFF.

NO, TEDDY,
YOU'RE WRONG.

IF WE GIVE IN
TO THEM NOW,

THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON
DOING THE SAME THING

TO OUR NEIGHBORS,
AND FINALLY, TO EVERYBODY.

BEFORE LONG,
THEY'LL RULE THE WHOLE CITY.

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

HEY, I'VE GOT IT.

LET'S HAVE A MARCH
AND RALLY.

REALLY MAKE A SHOW OF IT,
LET 'EM KNOW HOW WE FEEL.

COME ON,
THEY KNOW HOW WE FEEL.
WE'RE SCARED.

BUT THAT'S JUST IT.

IF WE ALL
JOIN TOGETHER,

THEY'LL SEE THAT WE'RE NOT
JUST A BUNCH
OF WIMPY SCAREDY-CATS.

YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP,
IF YOU'LL LET ME.

I'LL MAKE SIGNS,
I'LL PUT 'EM UP,

I'LL CONTACT PEOPLE
ON THE STREET, ANYTHING.

YOU JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT, OK, BUNNY?

THAT'S QUITE A PIANO PLAYER
WE GOT OURSELVES THERE.

BUT DON'T YOU SEE, BUNNY,
IT'S JUST THAT
WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

NONE OF US WANTS
ANY TROUBLE, ESTHER.

YEAH, BUT WE'RE
JUST SMALL FRY.

WHO'D EVER WANT
TO BOTHER WITH US?

THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY
TEDDY FELT.

IF WE GO ON THE MARCH,
WE COULD BE IN TROUBLE.

[Bunny]
IF WE DON'T...

[motorcycles approaching]

[snickering]

[tires screeching]

AND YOU CALL
YOURSELVES JACKALS?

FOOLS! BUNGLERS!
CLOWNS!

IT'S IDIOTS LIKE YOU
WHO GIVE EVIL A BAD NAME.

LISTEN CLOSELY TO ME,
YOU IMBECILES.

YOU WILL ALL RIDE YOUR CYCLES
IN THE MARCH.

UH, EXCUSE ME, WALT,

BUT I GOT A FEELIN'
OLD RODNEY DIDN'T MAKE CLEAR
THE REASON FOR THE MARCH.

SEE, WHAT IT IS,
IT'S AGAINST US.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

I KNOW THAT, YOU IDIOT.
WILL YOU LISTEN?

YOU WILL ALL RIDE
IN THE MARCH.

AT THE REAR,
FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH
AND SAFETY.

STAY AT THE REAR
OF THE MARCH.

FOR GETTIN' EVERYBODY'S
ATTENTION,

UH, WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER
IF WE WERE AT THE FRONT?

THE REAR! THE REAR, YOU TWIT!

VULTOR IS GOING
TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE

OF THOSE WHO DARE
TO RESIST US.

[laughing]

AN EXAMPLE
THAT WON'T BE SOON FORGOTTEN.

[cawing]

[sniggering]

♪[band playing]

HEY, TERRY,
YOU OUGHT TO TELL YOUR BOSS

A NICE THING IS HAPPENIN'
BACK AT THE END OF THE LINE.

[Terry]
OH, YEAH? WHAT?

A BUNCH OF THOSE JACKALS
HAVE FORMED
A KIND OF PROCESSION

AND THEY'RE RIDING
IN OUR PARADE.

THAT'S NICE.

WELL, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW
NO MATTER WHAT WE MAY THINK,

AT LEAST NOT ALL JACKALS
ARE AS NAUGHTY
AS THOSE MEANIES

WHO BROKE UP TEDDY'S,
YOU KNOW, NIGHTCLUB.

HEY, PING,
I GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

WHAT?

THEY'RE THE SAME GUYS.

HEY, THAT'S NOT NICE.
THAT'S MEAN.

WHAT THEY'RE DOIN'
IS MEAN.

[people chattering]

TAKE A LOOK BACK THERE
AT THE END OF THE PARADE,
ROBERT.

DOES IT LOOK TO YOU
AS THOUGH THOSE JACKALS

ARE BEIN' MEAN
TO ANY OF OUR MARCHERS?

[engine revving]

[vulture cawing]

OH, YOU COULD BE RIGHT, PING.

MAYBE THOSE GUYS
ARE BEING MEAN.

YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'LL JUST, YOU KNOW,
WANDER BACK THERE

AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.

YEAH.

[creaking]

[people screaming]

[marcher #1]
WHO IS THAT?

[marcher #2]
THE AMERICAN RABBIT!

[marcher #3]
THE AMERICAN RABBIT?

[cawing]

ROB, I WAS WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.

ROB BOY, YOU MISSED
ALL THE EXCITEMENT.

OH, YOU MEAN WHEN THE BRIDGE
WOBBLED A LITTLE?

WOBBLED?

UH-HUH. YOU SEE, THEO,
PING AND I WERE
A LITTLE WORRIED

ABOUT THE JACKAL
MOTORCYCLES.

THAT'S RIGHT, TEDDY.

YEAH. SO I WENT BACK
TO THE END OF THE PARADE

TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE UP TO.
BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN,

THEY JUST CRANKED UP
AND LEFT.

THAT'S WHEN
EVERYBODY CHEERED.

EVERYONE CHEERED
WHEN THIS INCREDIBLE HERO
SAVED THE BRIDGE

FROM FALLING
RIGHT INTO THE BAY.

REALLY?

I DON'T KNOW WHO,
BUT SOMEONE CALLED HIM
THE AMERICAN RABBIT.

GOSH.

[chuckling]
AND I THOUGHT I WAS WHERE
ALL THE REAL EXCITEMENT WAS.

YEAH.

IT ISN'T THAT
WE'RE ANY BRAVER

THAN ANY OF THE REST OF YOU

OR ANY LESS AFRAID
OF THE JACKAL BIKERS.

WE'RE NOT, AND WE KNOW IT.

BUT WHAT WE ALSO KNOW
IS THAT IF ANY OF US,

ANY OF US,

GIVES IN TO THEIR THREATS
OR THEIR BULLYING,
THEN WE'RE ALL LOST.

[crowd murmuring]

WE HAVE TO HAVE THE COURAGE
TO STICK TOGETHER.

[marcher #1]
RIGHT.

I THINK WE HAVE THE COURAGE.

[marcher #2]
YOU BET WE HAVE.
I AGREE WITH THAT.

[crowd cheering]

PLEASE. THANK YOU.

[clears throat]
YOU ALL KNOW ME,

[marcher #1]
YEAH.

...AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT
I TRY TO BE A FAIR JOE.

[crowd agreeing]I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

BUT THIS JACKAL THING,
THIS IS NO NEIGHBORHOOD
SQUABBLE.

[marcher #2]
THAT'S RIGHT.

THESE ARE BAD GUYS.

[marcher #3]
THEY REALLY ARE.

THEY REALLY ARE TRYING
TO TAKE OVER OUR TOWN,
AND OUR LIVES, AND EVERYTHING.

[crowd exclaiming]

AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

[marcher #2]
THAT'S RIGHT.

[Theo]
YOU KNOW MY PLACE,
THE PANDA MONIUM?

WELL, IT'S A TOTAL LOSS.
THEY CREAMED IT.

AND I GOTTA ADMIT THAT,
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT
I'D JUST PULL OUT.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.

[crowd exclaiming]

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT THE JACKALS WANT.

AND--AND I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
THAT EASY FOR 'EM.

[marcher #1]
THAT'S RIGHT!

WE'RE GOING TO REBUILD
THE PANDA MONIUM.

[crowd cheering]

[marcher]
I'M ALL FOR YOU, TEDDY,
AND NO OFFENSE INTENDED,

BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA
GET THE MONEY TO REBUILD
THAT CLUB OF YOURS?

UH? I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUT IT
ON MY CHARGE CARD.

[crowd laughing]

NO, I'LL TELL YOU
WHERE WE'LL GET THE MONEY.

WE'RE GONNA DO A CONCERT TOUR
OF THE COUNTRY.

[crowd exclaiming]WE'LL PLAY EVERYWHERE.

BUNNY'S ALREADY BOOKED US
INTO SOME MAJOR SPOTS

LIKE THE GRAND CANYON,
NEW ORLEANS.

[crowd exclaiming]

WE'RE GOING ON THE ROAD
WITH THE WHITE BROTHERS.

[all cheering]

[Vultor exclaiming]

IT JUST DOESN'T PAY.

TREAT PEOPLE AS YOU'D TREAT
YOUR OWN MOTHER,

AND THEY STILL WALK
ALL OVER YOU.

THAT RED, WHITE,
AND BLUE RABBIT

IS GOING TO WISH
HIS AUNT AGNES

NEVER LET HIM
OUT OF THE HUTCH.

JUST SAY THE WORD, WALT.

YEAH, WE'LL SCARE
THE SOCKS OFF HIM.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO SCARE HIM.

WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY HIM.

GREAT IDEA, BOSS.
A REAL BREAKTHROUGH.

UH, JUST ONE THING.
HOW WE GONNA DO IT?

IF YOU HAD TO DEAL
WITH SOME BOTHERSOME
LITTLE RABBIT

WHO FLIES IN OUT OF NOWHERE,
UPSETS ALL YOUR PLANS,

AND ON TOP OF THAT,

TURNS OUT TO BE STRONG ENOUGH
TO HOLD UP A WHOLE BRIDGE,

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

SIC MAD MARVIN
AND HORRIBLE HUGO ON HIM?

MAD MARVIN
AND HORRIBLE HUGO.

[growls]

YOU WORRY ME, RODNEY.

M-MAD MARVIN
AND BRUTAL BRUNO?

NO. YOU GET THE BIGGEST,
THE STRONGEST,

THE MOST POWERFUL HULK
THERE IS ANYWHERE

AND THEN YOU GET HIM
TO DO THE JOB FOR YOU.

HEY, THAT'S PING PONG.

THE GUY YOU JUST DESCRIBED
IS PING PONG.

OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD, MARVIN.

THAT'S VERY GOOD THINKING.

UH, YEAH, BUT, UH,
THERE'S A PROBLEM THERE, BOSS.

PROBLEM?

HUH-HUH. SEE, PING PONG'S
NOT EXACTLY ONE OF OUR GUYS.

HE'S ACTUALLY MORE LIKE
ONE OF THEIR GUYS.

I MEAN, THE TRUTH IS,
HE'S ONE OF THEIR GUYS.

[Vultor]
SO?

[Marvin]
SO IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARD
TO ASK HIM

TO KNOCK THIS
SAME RABBIT OFF.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT, MARVIN.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO ASK HIM
TO WIPE THE RABBIT OUT.

WE ARE GOING TO
MAKE HIM DO IT.

HEY, THAT'S BRILLIANT, WALT.
BRILLIANT!

HOW WE GONNA DO IT?

[laughing]

YOU MEAN,
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT?

[motorcycle approaching]

[knocking on door]

UH, PING PONG.

TELEGRAM FOR MR. PING PONG.

OH, WELL,
I'M MR. PING PONG.

OF COURSE, EVERYONE
CALLS ME PING OR PONG.

YOU SEE, I GOT THIS HERE
EXTREMELY URGENT,

HIGHLY IMPORTANT
TELEGRAM FOR YOU.

I'VE BEEN LOOKIN'
FOR YOU ALL AFTERNOON.

A TELEGRAM? FOR ME?

YEAH. LET ME READ IT
TO YOU.

"DEAR PING. STOP.[Ping]
UH-HUH.

"PARTY FOR
THE WHITE BROTHERS BAND
CHANGED. STOP.

"FOLLOW THE MESSENGER
READIN' THIS TO YOU

"TO THE NEW LOCATION. STOP.

SIGNED, TEDDY, BUNNY,
ROB. STOP."

JIMINY! WONDER WHY
THEY DECIDED TO MOVE
THE GOING-AWAY PARTY?

OH, I DON'T KNOW THAT.
I'M JUST A MESSENGER.

IT JUST SEEMS STRANGE.

I MEAN, WE WERE ALL GONNA MEET
AT THE PANDA MONIUM.

OR AT LEAST
WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.

WASN'T THAT
JUST A SCANDAL?

WHAT THOSE BRUTES DID
TO THAT COZY LITTLE SPOT.

[Ping]
YEAH.

LET'S GO.

HEY, HERE COMES
ROTTEN RODNEY RIGHT NOW.

[Jackal #1]
YEAH, AND THE GORILLA'S
RIGHT BEHIND HIM.

EXCUSE ME,
BUT ARE YOU CERTAIN
THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE

FOR THE SEND-OFF PARTY
FOR THE WHITE BROTHERS BAND?

WELL, SURE THING, PING.
SURE AS THE SUN SHINES.

IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE
IN THE TELEGRAM, SEE?

UH-UH-UH.

GOTTA SIGN
FOR IT FIRST.

THAT'S ORDERS FROM
THE TELEGRAM HEADQUARTERS.

ANY OF YOU GUYS
GOT A PEN?

ALL RIGHTY, HERE WE ARE.

HEY.

NIGHTY-NIGHT, PINGY.

[whistle blowing]

[Vultor]
COME ON, SYDNEY.
LET'S HIT IT.

WE GOT PLACES TO GO
AND MANY, MANY THINGS TO DO.

[Theo]
COME ON, ROB BOY.

YOU KNOW WE HAVE
A LONG DRIVE AHEAD OF US.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW, TEDDY.

I JUST HATE TO LEAVE
WITHOUT FINDING OUT
ABOUT PING.

HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT, ROB.

I MEAN, MAYBE
HE JUST GOT TIED UP.

NO, ROB'S RIGHT.

PING TOLD US
HE WAS DEFINITELY COMING
TO OUR GOING-AWAY PARTY.

IT JUST DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.

BUT THAT NICE
LITTLE DACHSHUND DID SAY

HE SAW PING GO
INTO THIS TRAIN YARD

WITH SOME
WEIRD-LOOKING MESSENGER.

AND THIS IS PING'S COMB.

YES, AND THAT'S
A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE.
BUT SO WHAT?

SO WHAT? SOMETHING'S WRONG.

THE NEEDLE,
THEN THAT JACKAL MOTORCYCLE--

NOW, ROB BOY,
LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.

HEY, LISTEN.
WHERE DOES THIS TRACK GO?

TO THE NEXT TOWN.

[Rob]
AND AFTER THAT?

WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE NEXT TOWN
AFTER THAT.

[Rob]
WELL, THEN WHAT?

ROB, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
IT JUST KEEPS ON GOING

ALL THE WAY
TO THE GRAND CANYON.

WHICH IS WHERE WE SHOULD BE
HEADING RIGHT NOW

IF WE'RE EVER GONNA
MAKE OUR CONCERT DATE
AT THE TRAP DOOR.

WE'RE PLAYING IN A PLACE
CALLED THE TRAP DOOR?

MMM-HMM.
THE GRAND CANYON'S
HIPPEST NEW CLUB.

THE GRAND CANYON'S
HIPPEST NEW CLUB, HUH?

WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO TO THE TRAP DOOR.

[engine starting]

[Bunny]
ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS THE RIGHT CANYON?

OH, SURE. I MEAN,
HOW MANY GRAND CANYONS
CAN THERE BE?

IT'S JUST THAT
I DON'T SEE ANY SIGN
OF THE TRAP DOOR.

WELL, YEAH,
BUT, UH, BUT THIS IS
A PRETTY BIG PLACE.

YOU KNOW, I GOT A FEELING
WE'D HAVE BETTER LUCK
IF WE RAFTED DOWN THE RIVER.

[Rob]
COME ON, EVERYBODY PILE IN.

I'LL LAUNCH YOU...
I MEAN, US. I'LL LAUNCH US.

[White Brother #1]
I'LL HELP.

NO, NO, YOU GET IN.
I'LL DO IT.

I KNOW HOW.
MY DAD USED TO BE
IN THE NAVY.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOUR--YOUR DAD WAS A DOCTOR.

WELL, YEAH, YEAH, HE IS.
HE'S--HE'S A NAVY DOCTOR.

HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT COMING?

YOU MISSED THE BOAT, ROB.

[Theo]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

[Rob]
IT'S OK.

I'LL GO OVERLAND
AND MEET YOU DOWNSTREAM

WHERE YOU MAKE CAMP.

SEE YOU IN AN HOUR OR SO.

AH, GOOD EVENING, SIR,
AND WELCOME TO THE TRAP DOOR.

BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN'
ALL OVER FOR THIS PLACE.

DO YOU HAVE A RESERVATION?

OH, NO, NO. SEE,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'M PART
OF THE WHITE BROTHERS BAND.

WE'VE BEEN BOOKED
TO PLAY HERE.

WELL, IN THAT CASE,
STEP RIGHT IN.

[water bubbling]

HEY, FOLKS, I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME,

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I CAN'T SWIM.

AND I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT
IN HERE.

[laughing]

YOU SEE,
IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE,

MY BANANA-EATING FRIEND.

WE LIKE YOU,
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

AND WE WANT YOU
TO JOIN OUR ORGANIZATION.

SAY THAT YOU WILL,

AND ALL THIS SILLY
LITTLE MISCHIEF WILL STOP.

DON'T THINK I DON'T
APPRECIATE YOUR ASKING,

BUT THE TRUTH IS,
I'M NOT REALLY
MUCH OF A JOINER.

LET ME MAKE IT EASY
FOR YOU, GORILLA.

JOIN US,
AGREE TO HELP US DESTROY
THE AMERICAN RABBIT.

JUST SAY THE WORD,

AND WE'LL TAKE YOU
OUT OF YOUR LITTLE TUB
RIGHT NOW.

REFUSE...

[laughing]

REFUSE, AND WE'LL USE YOU
FOR WHALE BAIT,

YOU BIG MONKEY.

I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
I REALLY DO,

BUT THE AMERICAN RABBIT
IS A GOOD PERSON.

HE'S A NICE GUY.

I CAN'T LIE TO YOU.

I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING
TO HURT HIM.

[exclaiming]
WHAT A JERK.

WASH THIS APE OUT OF MY LIFE.

[creaking]

HE'S ONE OF THE GUYS
IN THE WHITE BROTHERS BAND.

NOW, AIN'T THAT SWEET?

WHAT DO YOU PLAY, PIPSQUEAK?
THE PICCOLO?

UH, NO, UH,
I'M THE TAP DANCER, ACTUALLY.

I TAP DANCE.

THERE'S NO TAP DANCER
IN THE WHITE BROTHERS BAND.

WELL. HEY,
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,

I GUESS THERE'S REALLY
NOT VERY MUCH
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

OH, YEAH? WELL,
IF YOU'RE THIS BIG TAP DANCER,

THEN LET'S SEE
YOU DO A FEW STEPS.

HEY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
WE COULD GET IN REAL TROUBLE
FOR THIS.

WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO TAKE HIM TO RODNEY.

RELAX. HE'LL BE HAMBURGER
IN 20 MINUTES, ANYWAY.

COME ON, KID,
LET'S SEE YOU TAP.

YOU KNOW,
THE KID'S NOT TOO BAD.

HEY, HE'S ALSO NOT HERE.

[both grunt]

[grunting]

[both yell]

[both screaming]

[all shouting]

[Bunny]
HELP! HELP!

THIS IS REALLY AWFULLY
GOOD OF YOU.

I CAN'T BEGIN
TO EXPRESS HOW--

YOU'D NEVER EVEN BELIEVE
WHAT HE DID FOR ME.

I MEAN, I WAS A GONER.
I WAS REALLY--

YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.

WHY DON'T YOU COME
OVER HERE BY THE FIRE
AND REST FOR A FEW MOMENTS?

AND GET WARM.

WARM, HUH?

UH, NO, NO, I-I'VE GOTTA SAVE
THE WHITE BROTHERS.

THEY'RE ONE HECK OF A BAND.

AND, UH, BY THE WAY, MA'AM,
THERE IS NO FIRE.

BUT MAYBE YOU COULD
GET ONE GOING.

[all shouting]

[all screaming]

[White Brothers whooping]

[all cheering]

OH, GEE![Theo]
OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, I'M SURE GLAD
YOU HAD THAT FIRE GOING.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU GUYS FOR HOURS.

ROB BOY, YOU--YOU MISSED
ALL THE EXCITEMENT.

IF IT WASN'T
FOR THE AMERICAN RABBIT,

I THINK WE'D ALL BE
UP THE CREEK.

YOU MEAN DOWN THE RIVER.

OR IN MY CASE,
UNDER THE RIVER.

HUH? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKIN' ABOUT?

[crickets chirping]

[Bunny]
MAYBE THE SMARTEST THING TO DO

IS CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
AND HEAD FOR HOME.

[Rob]
BUT WHY?

COME ON, ROB. THIS TOUR
HAS BEEN A DISASTER
FROM THE WORD GO.

THAT'S REALLY
NOT TRUE, BUNNY.

YEAH. WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO SAY A THING
LIKE THAT, BUNNY?

GRANTED THAT JOB
YOU GOT US AT THE TRAP DOOR
DIDN'T PAN OUT,

BUT WE'RE STILL
ALL TOGETHER AND HEALTHY.

THAT'S RIGHT.
AND DON'T FORGET,

WE'VE GOT A DEFINITE JOB
WAITING FOR US
IN NEW ORLEANS.

THAT'S RIGHT, ROB.
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER
FROM NOW ON.

LET'S GO TO NEW ORLEANS.

[Bunny]
OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

THE CLUB OWNER TOLD ME
IT WAS THE BIGGEST SPOT
ON THE BLOCK.

HE SAID WE COULDN'T MISS IT.

WELL, BUNNY, WHAT EXACTLY
ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

A CLUB. A JOINT.

A PLACE THAT HAS
A BIG SIGN THAT READS
"THE HOG & FROG. IT JUMPS."

IT'S NOT HERE.

UH, SIR. SIR.
UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.

[snorting]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

IT WAS HERE,
AND NOW IT AIN'T HERE.
IT'S JUST GONE.

CAN YOU DIRECT US
TO THE HOG & FROG?

THAT'S ALL THERE IS,
FOLKS.

IT WAS THE HOTTEST SPOT
IN TOWN.

OH, NO. WE'RE RUINED.
WE'RE JUST RUINED.

THAT'S GREAT.
MY CLUB BURNS TO THE GROUND
AND YOU'RE RUINED?

WELL, YOU SEE, UH, SIR,
WE'RE THE WHITE BROTHERS BAND,
AND WE WERE SUPPOSED TO--

THE WHITE BROTHERS?MMM-HMM.

SNAPPY, FLAPPY, NAPPY,
PAPPY, AND HAPPY?

NO. FLIP, PIP, NIP,
DIP, AND SKIP.

YEAH, WHATEVER.
HEY, I HATE TO BREAK IT
TO YOU, FRIENDS,

BUT I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE
FOR WORK.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOUR JOB AT THE HOG & FROG
JUST WENT UP IN SMOKE.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN TO SAY
THAT THIS JUST HAPPENED?

WELL, VERY LATE LAST NIGHT.LAST NIGHT?

WE'D JUST CLOSED THE CLUB
AFTER OUR LAST ACT.

THE KID WHO WORKS FOR ME
WAS PUTTIN' YOUR NAME
UP ON THE MARQUEE.

[Pig]
I WAS GOIN' OVER
SOME PAPERWORK

UPSTAIRS IN THE OFFICE,

WHEN ONE OF THOSE
MIDNIGHT MESSENGERS POPS IN

WITH THIS REALLY WEIRD MESSAGE

THAT I'M SUPPOSED
TO GET ACROSS TOWN
REALLY FAST.

OH, BOY. YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT
FOR MESSENGERS
WITH WEIRD MESSAGES.

SIR, WAS THE, UH, UH,

THE MESSENGER, BY ANY CHANCE,
WAS HE A JACKAL?

HEY, HEY,
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN', KID.

THAT STUFF DON'T MEAN
A THING TO ME.

I MEAN, WHAT THE HECK.
HA, YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT,
BUT LOOK AT ME. I'M A PIG.

SHUCKS, BUCKS,
THAT'S WHAT I AM.

NO, NO, NO. SEE, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO SUGGEST ANYTHING AT ALL
ABOUT THE MESSENGER OR--

SINCE YOU MENTION IT, YEAH,
THE MESSENGER WAS A JACKAL.

[car doors closing]

[car engine starts]

I'M, UH, SORRY
ABOUT YOUR NIGHTCLUB, SIR.

THANKS, KID.

WE'RE ALL SORRY.
WHAT DO YOU FIGURE
YOU'LL DO WITH YOURSELF NOW?

I'M THINKING ABOUT BECOMING
AN AIRLINE PILOT.

WELL, HOW EXCITING.
DO YOU FLY?

YOU THINK
THEY'LL EXPECT THAT?

I WOULD,
IF I WERE AN AIRLINE.

I WOULD, TOO.

WELL, THEN,
HECK WITH IT.

I CAN ALWAYS GO
TO LAW SCHOOL.

[snorting]

STOP! STOP!

[car stopping]

HEY, "BAND WANTED."

[all chattering]

[White Brother #1]
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

YEAH.

HEIGH-HO, EVERYONE.
HOW IN THE WORLD
MAY I HELP YOU?

UM, WE'D LIKE TO INQUIRE
ABOUT THE BAND JOB

THAT'S BEING ADVERTISED
IN THE WINDOW.

HEY, WELL,
LUCKY, LUCKY YOU.

A LOT OF REALLY
SWINGIN' BANDS

HAVE BEEN FIGHTIN'
FOR THE GIG,

BUT YOU GUYS JUST GROOVED
RIGHT IN AND SHOT THEM ALL
OUT OF THE SADDLE.

GEE, SIR,
THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN
AUDITIONED YET.

HEY, DON'T SWEAT
THE SMALL STUFF, KID.

I GOT GOOD VIBES
ABOUT YOUR GROUP.
YOU GOT THE JOB.

OH, WELL, WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY
TAKE AN ENGAGEMENT
WITHOUT AUDITIONING.

WE'LL GET THE JOB.

WE'RE A GOOD, TIGHT BAND,
BUT, UH, WE WANT TO GET IT
FAIR AND SQUARE.

OK, YOU CLOWNS
WANT TO AUDITION? AUDITION.

BUT LET'S HIT IT.
WE GOT A SCHEDULE TO KEEP.

OK, GUYS.
2 FOR NOTHING AND GO.

A 1, A 2,
A 1, 2, 3, 4.

LOVE IT. LOVE IT.
YOU GUYS ARE FAR TOO MUCH.

BUT, UH, WE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY
START PLAYING YET.

KID, I'VE BEEN
IN THIS BUSINESS
A LOT OF YEARS.

A BAND'S DOWNBEAT
IS ITS BOND.

YOU GOT THE JOB.
CAN YOU DIG IT?

BE AT DOCK "B" AT SUNSET.

[snickers]

♪[band playing]

[White Brother #1]
NOW THIS IS A LITTLE MORE
LIKE IT.

[White Brother #2]
OH, YEAH.

IF WE GOTTA RIDE UP AND DOWN
ON THESE RIVERS,
WE MIGHT AS WELL GO IN STYLE.

[Bunny]
GUYS, I THINK OUR LUCK
IS REALLY STARTING TO CHANGE.

[snickering]

UH-UH-UH-UH!
UH-UH-UH-UH!

HMM, ALL RIGHT,
YOU BROUGHT THEM.
LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

THIS IS THE CAPTAIN.

ONSHORE WORK PARTY,
CLEAR THE GANGPLANK.

[jackal]
GANGPLANK CLEARED.

SECURE THE MOORING LINES,
FORE AND AFT.

MOORING LINES SECURED.
FORE AND AFT.

ENGINE ROOM, STAND BY.

ENGINE ROOM STANDING BY.

ALL HANDS PREPARE TO--

FOR CRYING OUR LOUD, ROTTEN,
WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT?

ALL RIGHT, BOBBY.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[horn blowing]

[engine chugging]

♪[playing]

SOMEHOW I GET THE FEELING

THAT THESE JACKALS
EVEN WITH THEIR BIG SMILES
AND ALL THE REST OF IT,

ARE JUST AS ROTTEN
AS THOSE OTHER JACKALS.

WELL, I STILL THINK
WE SHOULD JUDGE PEOPLE
BY WHAT THEY DO,

NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

MAYBE WE CAN
MAKE THINGS BETTER.

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS PLAY
ANOTHER NUMBER?

[crashing]

[doorknob rattles]

♪[humming]

ALL RIGHT, YOU CLOWNS,
LET'S GET A MOVE ON.

GIVE HER A NICE,
JUICY WASH-DOWN,
FORE AND AFT.

I WANT THOSE DECKS
SOAKED IN GASOLINE.

HEY, BOSS, WE REALLY GONNA
TORCH THIS TUB?

YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT,
YOU BUBBLE BRAIN.

[snickers]
YES, LET THIS BE
A MESSAGE

TO ANYONE WHO WILL EVER AGAIN
TRY TO OPPOSE US.

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH
TO STAND UP
AGAINST ALMIGHTY VULTOR,

THEN YOU'D BETTER BE READY
FOR A FEW BLISTERS.

VULTOR'S REALLY
GETTIN' INTO IT.

THOSE OBSCENE,
INSIGNIFICANT PIPSQUEAKS,

WHO DARED TO MOUNT
THE PROTEST MARCH AGAINST US

ON THE BRIDGE
IN SAN FRANCISCO.

YEAH, THE TURKEYS.

IN A SENSE,
I SUPPOSE YOU COULD SAY
THEIR GOOSE IS COOKED.

[snickering]

ENOUGH OF THIS BANTER.
EVERYONE INTO THE LAUNCH.

[screeching]

TORCH IT!

[grunting]

PING, ORDINARILY
I'D NEVER SUGGEST
ANYTHING LIKE THIS,

BUT, UH, I THINK
WE'D BETTER RIP THESE DOORS
OFF THEIR HINGES.

[all exclaim]

[laughing]

[rumbling]

[exploding]

[exploding]

[sniggering]

[screeching]

[Rodney]
OOH, THAT'S LOVELY.

SILENCE! SILENCE,
YOU NEFARIOUS NINCOMPOOPS.

I AM ABOUT TO MAKE
A HISTORIC DECLARATION.

THAT WAS
THE MOST MARVELOUS THING
I'VE EVER SEEN

IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

BOY, OH, BOY, I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU GOT US OUT OF THERE,
AMERICAN RABBIT.

WELL, GOOD THING
I WAS SO NEARBY
WHEN THE FIRE BROKE OUT.

IT SURE WAS, AMERICAN RABBIT.

BUT I THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT FIRE DIDN'T BREAK OUT.

IT WAS STARTED DELIBERATELY
BY THOSE TERRIBLE JACKALS.

I KNOW HOW ROB FEELS
ABOUT MAKING GENERALIZATIONS
THAT--

ROB!WHERE'S ROB?

YES, WHERE IS ROB?

BOY, OH, BOY.

OH, UH, WELL, NOW, UH,

[tittering]
I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH
ABOUT OLD ROB.

NO, NO, NOT--NOT OLD ROB.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.YOU MUST BE KIDDING.

NO, UH,
NOW WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.

I MEAN,
WILL YOU JUST, UH, WAIT?

I HAPPEN TO KNOW
A LITTLE SOMETHING
ABOUT RABBITS,

AND, UH, OLD ROB THERE
IS A SWIMMER
IF I EVER SAW ONE.

I MEAN, UH, THAT BOY
IS A SWIMMING FOOL.

HE'S--HE'S--HE'S
GOT THAT LOOK.

UH, HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
DON'T YOU WORRY.

TELL YOU WHAT, MA'AM,
UH, I WANT TO FIND OUT
A LITTLE MORE

ABOUT THIS MYSTERIOUS FIRE.

I'LL DO A QUICK LOOK AROUND
FOR ROB WHILE I'M AT IT.

BUT PLEASE TRUST ME.
I'M SURE THE KID'S OK.

I'VE SEEN IT ALL,
AND I'VE DONE IT ALL.

AND FROM NOW ON,
THE GAME GETS PLAYED
BY OUR RULES,

AND WE GET TO BEND THEM
EVERY WHICH WAY WE WANT.

WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK.

NEW YORK?

NEW YORK?
THAT TODDLING TOWN.

THAT'S CHICAGO, YOU,
YOU NUM-NUM.

NEW YORK IS OUR TOWN.

I FIGURE
IF WE CAN MAKE IT THERE,

WE CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE.

SOUNDS SENSATIONAL, WALT,
BUT, UH, WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO THERE?

WE'RE GOING TO BE BAD.

[laughing]

WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE LIFE MISERABLE
FOR EVERYBODY WE CAN.

WE'RE GOING TO TORMENT PEOPLE
AND TERRORIZE THEM.

WE'RE GOING TO LIE,
AND CHEAT, AND STEAL,

AND FORCE EVERYONE
TO LIVE UNDER OUR CONTROL.

[Vultor]
WE'RE GOING TO RULE NEW YORK
WITH AN IRON WILL.

GEE, THAT SOUNDS GREAT,
WALT.

[Rodney]
ONLY WAY TO GO,
AND I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.

BUT, UH, I WAS JUST WONDERING,
AND THIS IS PURELY
INFORMATIONAL, BIG GUY,

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS, HUH?

BECAUSE WE'RE EVIL, YOU IDIOT.

WE ARE BAD. THAT'S OUR JOB.

AND AS LONG AS I'M IN CHARGE,
THE GAME GETS PLAYED
BY OUR RULES.

[Vultor guffawing]

ROB IS LOST.

ROB.

[all]
IT'S ROB. WHAT HAPPENED?

ROB, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

[tittering]
YEAH.

WELL, UH,
NOTHING LIKE A NICE SWIM
IN THE MOONLIGHT

IN BURNING WATER.

WE WERE REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT YOU, ROB.

AND I FEEL SORT OF BAD
THAT WE RAN OFF AND LEFT YOU.

[all]
YEAH, WE SURE ARE.

[White Brother #1]
I APOLOGIZE.

[White Brother #2]
REAL BAD FOR YOU, ROB.

NO, NO, NO, I CAME OUT
RIGHT BEHIND YOU GUYS.
REALLY.

I WAS RIGHT ON
THE AMERICAN RABBIT'S TAIL.

UH, NO DISRESPECT INTENDED.

OH, ROB.I WAS GOING GREAT, TOO.

THAT IS, UNTIL I REALIZED
I COULDN'T FLY LIKE HE CAN.

THAT'S WHEN I FELL
INTO THE RIVER.

HEY, THAT WAS SOME ACCIDENT,
HUH?

THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT, ROB.

THOSE JACKALS
WANTED TO KILL US.

YOU KNOW,
I GOT A FUNNY FEELING

YOU GUYS MIGHT JUST BE
RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK?

I THINK OUR JOB
IS TO GET AS FAR FROM HERE
AS WE CAN.

AS FAST AS WE CAN.

BUT WHERE CAN WE GO?
EVERY MOVE WE MAKE,

THEY'RE ALWAYS ONE STEP
AHEAD OF US.

WELL, WE COULD GO TO, UH,
NEW YORK.

NEW YORK?YEAH. THEY'D NEVER
FIND US THERE.

IT'S FAR AWAY. IT'S BIG.

I BET WE COULD GET
ALL KINDS OF BAND WORK.

WORK SO WE COULD EARN ENOUGH
TO REBUILD THE PANDA MONIUM.

HEY, NEW YORK
SOUNDS GREAT.

BUT IS IT RIGHT FOR US
TO JUST WALK AWAY

AND LEAVE
THE WHOLE RESPONSIBILITY
OF WORKING AGAINST EVIL

TO THE AMERICAN RABBIT?

NOBODY SAID
WE WERE GONNA WALK AWAY.

WE'RE GONNA RUN.
J-JUST THINK OF IT,

WE COULD PLAY
IN SOME VERY SMART
NEW YORK SUPPER CLUB.

HEY, COME ON,
WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION
TO OPPOSE EVIL.

AND WE STILL WILL.
IN NEW YORK.

NEW YORK. NEW YORK.
IT COULD BE FUN.

SAY, I LOVE NEW YORK.

BUT WE DON'T HAVE
ANY INSTRUMENTS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

I KNOW PEOPLE IN NEW YORK,
BIG CORPORATION PEOPLE
WHO'LL HELP US.

THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO TO NEW YORK.

[horn blowing]

NOW, YOU WATCH OUT
FOR THAT BIG CITY,
YOU YOUNGSTERS.

YOU CAN NEVER TELL
WHAT THOSE DOWNTOWN RASCALS
GOT PLANNED FOR YOU.

[car approaching]

[all shouting]

[truck approaching]

[all shouting]

[continue shouting]

[truck approaching]

HEADING FOR NEW YORK, GUYS?[all]
YEAH.

WELL, IF YOU FELLOWS
DON'T MIND RIDING ALONG
WITH A LOAD OF CHOCOLATE,

THEN, HA, HA, PILE IN.

[tires screeching]

YEAH.

[all laughing]

THEO.

THEO, BABY,
SO HOW'S MY GUY?

I'M FINE, ED, FINE AS WINE.
H-HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

WELL, YOU KNOW,
LOSE A QUARTER,
MAKE 3 NICKELS AND A DIME.

SO WHAT IN THE WORLD
CAN WE DO FOR YOU?

UH, WELL, UH,
AS A MATTER OF ACTUAL FACT--I DON'T MEAN TO BE PUSHY--

NO, HEY, LISTEN,
IF IT WERE UP TO US,

WE'D LOVE TO SIT AND SHOOT
THE BREEZE WITH YOU--

BUT TIME IS MONEY.
LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES,
IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE, GUYS.

WE'RE FIGHTING
FOR OUR LIVES HERE.

OH, UH, WELL, LISTEN,
IF THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME--

WELL, YOU SEE,
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
IS THAT

WE HAD A KIND OF MISHAP.
EQUIPMENT-WISE, THAT IS.

OH, HEY,
THAT'S A ROUGH ONE.

TSK, TSK, TSK, THAT TEARS IT
WHEN SOMETHING
LIKE THAT HAPPENS.

SO WE WERE WONDERING
IF WE COULD BORROW--

BORROW?

RENT. RENT SOME
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
FOR THE WHITE BROTHERS.

YOU KNOW,
FROM YOUR CORPORATION.

UH, THAT WOULD BE
THE INSTRUMENT DIVISION.

WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO GET SOMETHING.

AFTER ALL,
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE.

[Theo]
OH, GREAT. THAT'S TERRIFIC.

OF COURSE, UH,
WE WILL HAVE TO CHARGE

SOME MINOR FEES
FOR INSTRUMENTS.OF COURSE.

THERE IS THE FIRST
AND LAST MONTH'S RENT,

BUT THAT'S STANDARD
THROUGHOUT THE INDUSTRY.

AND, OF COURSE,
THERE'S DEPRECIATION, CARTAGE,
INSTRUMENT INSURANCE,

AND NEW YORK CITY
ROCK AND ROLL TAX.

UH, I GOTTA TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, GUYS.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE
A BUNDLE ON THIS ONE.

YEAH. BUT WE LIKE
YOU GUYS,

SO, HEY, COME BACK
JUST AS SOON AS YOU
GOT THE LOOT AND...

UH, SURE, SURE,
WE'LL--WE'LL DO THAT.

[Ed]
BRING A CHECK.

[all penguins]
WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND. BYE.

TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER ON.

COME BACK.
NICE TO MEET YOU. BYE-BYE.

[beeping]

[beeping]

GENTLEMEN. BABIES.
HEY, HOW WE DOIN'?

WE ARE
THE CELEBRATION COMMITTEE
FROM VULTOR ENTERPRISES.

WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.

AND A TERRIFIC CONVERSATION
IT WAS, TOO.

REALLY GOOD INTERCHANGE
OF IDEAS.

OOH, WE'RE SO DELIGHTED
THAT YOU'RE RECEPTIVE
TO OUR PLAN.

HEY, IF WE'RE NOT RECEPTIVE,
WHO ARE WE?

CAN WE GET TO IT?

PLEASE.

WE WANT TO RENT
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

THE ST-- STATUE OF LIBERTY?

ONE DAY ONLY.

BUT, GENTLEMEN--

OH, YES.

SO ALL THE LITTLE ORPHANS
CAN EXPERIENCE THE JOY

OF VISITING THE GREAT LADY.

BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
WE CAN'T JUST
RENT A MONUMENT.

WE'LL PAY CASH.

IT'S NOT THE MONEY.

YOU CAN HAVE
THE POPCORN CONCESSION.

[Ed]
I THINK WE GOT A DEAL.

[all chattering]

NICE DOIN' BUSINESS WITH YOU.

SEE YOU IN SUNDAY SCHOOL.

WALT, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU

THAT I THINK
THIS IDEA OF YOURS TO RENT
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

IS A GENIUS IDEA.

I MEAN, I USED TO BE
AN ORPHAN MYSELF,

SO I KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING AND--

YOU'RE AN IMBECILE, ROTTEN.

WE ARE NOT RENTING
THE STATUE FOR ORPHANS.

WE'RE JUST GOING TO USE
THAT SAD LITTLE STORY
TO GET EVERYONE TO COME OUT

AND SUPPORT OUR GOOD WORK
AT THE STATUE.

THEN, WHEN WE'VE GOT 'EM
WHERE WE WANT 'EM,
WE MAKE OUR MOVE.

YOU GET IT?

[metal clanking]

DAD, WHY ARE THEY
DOING THIS TO US?

I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

NOTHING LIKE THIS
HAS EVER HAPPENED
TO ME BEFORE.

BUT I DO KNOW THIS.
THESE ARE MEAN GUYS.

AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THEY'RE EVIL.

WELL, GOSH, DO YOU FIGURE
THEY WANT OUR CHOCOLATE
ALL FOR THEMSELVES?

NO, JUNIOR,
I--I THINK THEY WANT
TO USE OUR CHOCOLATE

AS A KIND OF
DELICIOUS BLACKMAIL,

SO THEY CAN GET PEOPLE TO DO
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.

OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

CHOCOLATE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN.

IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A PLEASURE.

WELL, NO MATTER WHAT,
WE CAN'T LET THEM.

PRETTY SMART MOOSE,
HUH, WALT?

YOU TELL THAT MOOSE
THAT ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS MAKE CHOCOLATE.

LOTS AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.
FOR US.

I--I GOT A FEELING
HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THAT.

THAT'S BAD FOR YOU.WHY ME?

BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T START
MAKING CHOCOLATE,

AND I MEAN LOTS AND LOTS
OF CHOCOLATE, FAST,

I'M GONNA PULL
YOUR EARS OFF.

UH, DON'T GIVE IT
A SECOND THOUGHT, BOSS.

UH, THE MOOSE AND THE KID
WILL BE BANGIN' OUT BONBONS
IN NO TIME.

EXCELLENT.

WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT
ABOUT THIS CHOCOLATE, ANYWAY?

OOH, THAT'S SUCH
A GOOD QUESTION, RODNEY.

BUT TELL ME,
DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?

WELL, YEAH, SURE.
I LIKE AN OCCASIONAL MUNCH.

YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE.

THE WHOLE WORLD
CRAVES CHOCOLATE.

AND HE WHO CONTROLS CHOCOLATE,
CONTROLS EVERYTHING.

YOU'RE TOO MUCH, BOSS.
YOU REALLY ARE.

THE ROAD TO POWER
IS PAVED WITH CHOCOLATE.

[laughing]
THOSE WHO JOIN US
AT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

MAY EVEN GET A SLIVER
OF THE MOOSE'S CHOCOLATE.

BUT THOSE WHO DON'T,
HA-HA-HA, THEY WON'T.

I GET IT.

WE'LL KIND OF BE
ENCOURAGING VOLUNTEERS.

YOU'RE CATCHING ON, ROTTEN.
YOU'RE CATCHING ON.

TODAY, CHOCOLATE.
TOMORROW, THE WORLD.

♪[band playing]

COME ON, ROB.

WE'LL NEVER GET
INTO THE STATUE
IF YOU DON'T HURRY.

YEAH, UH, WELL, GEE, YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S SUCH A NICE DAY.

HEY, BUNNY,
WHY DON'T WE JUST
STAY OUT HERE FOR A WHILE?

WE CAN GO INSIDE LATER.

OH, THAT'S SILLY. IT'LL BE
EVEN MORE CROWDED THEN.

[all chattering]

[Vultor on microphone]
ATTENTION, ATTENTION,
THIS IS VULTOR!

MASTER OF MAYHEM,
PRINCE OF POWER.

I AM REALLY VERY HAPPY
TO BE YOUR HOST
THIS AFTERNOON.

THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE
CHOSEN TO JOIN ME
IN MY PLANNED CRUSADE,

WELCOME.

WE MOST CERTAINLY REJOICE

IN YOUR WISE
AND UNSELFISH DECISION.

AS FOR YOU OTHERS,

IF FOR SOME MAD,
IMPOSSIBLE-TO-UNDERSTAND
REASON

YOU DARE OPPOSE ME,

I WILL BLOW
EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU UP.

[all gasping]

SO YOU AND I
HAVE THE POWER.

[grunting]

[Vultor on microphone]
WELL, WELL, WELL.

IF IT ISN'T THE HEROIC HARE
OF SAN FRANCISCO BAY.

I HAD A FEELING
YOU MIGHT POP UP AGAIN.

YOU DISMAL DISEASE.

UH, PLEASE, UH,
WHOEVER YOU ARE,

DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY
WITH THOSE EXPLOSIVES.

CRAZY?

I-I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING CRAZY,
YOU PATHETIC PAIN.

AND AS FAR AS WHO I AM,

LET ME TELL YOU
ONCE AND FOREVERMORE,

THAT I AM THE POWER,
I AM THE FORCE.

I AM THE SUPREME ENERGY
THAT DOES MOST CERTAINLY RULE,

HITHER, THITHER,
AND THEREABOUTS.

UH-UH-UH.

I WOULD HATE TO BLOW
THAT DEAR OLD LADY

AND ALL OF HER VISITORS
RIGHT OUT OF THIS WORLD.

I DOUBT IF YOU COULD EVER
PUT HER BACK TOGETHER AGAIN

WITH YOUR BORING
CABLE-TYING TRICK.

UH, PLEASE JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT,
AND IF I CAN I'LL DO IT.

YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE
YOU'LL DO IT.

AND I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT.

RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE

ONE OF THOSE
FANCY FLIGHTS OF YOURS

AROUND LADY LIBERTY THERE,

AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
A LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT

EXACTLY THE WAY I TELL YOU TO.
OR ELSE...

"THE SPIRIT OF VULTOR LIVES.

"THE JACKALS,
UNDER THE LOVING GUIDANCE
OF THEIR RESPECTED LEADER,

"ARE NOW IN TOTAL CHARGE.

"THEIR ORDERS ARE--ARE LAW:

THE LAW
OF THE DOOMSDAY SWITCH."

GOSH. A DOOMSDAY SWITCH.

"FOLLOW THEM WELL
AND YOU WILL HAVE NICE,
ORDERLY LIVES.

"RESIST, AND YOU WILL SUFFER
THE SUPREME PENALTY.

"THOSE WHO COOPERATE
MAY EVEN BE REWARDED
WITH--WITH--

"MAY EVEN BE REWARDED

WITH A SLIVER OR 2
OF--OF CHOCOLATE."

[people chattering]

YEAH. YEAH.

[siren blaring]

[hiccups]

[tires screeching]

[car doors slamming]

HEY, YOU. BRIGHT BOY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' OUT
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

JUST NOSIN' AROUND.

BRIGHT BOY HERE'S
JUST NOSIN' AROUND.

LET'S SEE
YOUR IDENTITY CARD,
DOG FEATURES.

HE'S A MONGREL.

ALL RIGHT,
GET OUT OF HERE, BOW-WOW.

[stammering]
DO I GET A SLIVER
OF CHOCOLATE?

I'LL GIVE YOU A SLIVER.

LUCKY THE LEADER AIN'T HERE.

YEAH, HE'S BEEN
A LITTLE CRANKY LATELY.

CRANKY?

WHY, HE'S GOTTEN SO BUGGY
THAT THE FIRST WORD
OUT OF THAT MUTT'S MOUTH

MIGHT HAVE MADE HIM THROW
THAT DOOMSDAY SWITCH OF HIS.

TIME FOR YOUR
VOLUNTARY CONTRIBUTION

TO THE SECURITY
AND OBEDIENCE FUND.

OBEDIENCE?
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

AND AS FOR THE SECURITY,
WHAT SECURITY?

WE AIN'T GOT NO SECURITY.

WHO PROTECTS US
FROM BUMS LIKE YOU?

THAT AIN'T MY PROBLEM, MAMA.

I'M NOT A PROTECTOR,
I'M A COLLECTOR.

OH, WELL, WHEN YOU
AND THE REST OF YOUR CLOWNS
START PROTECTIN',

THEN YOU CAN
START COLLECTIN'.

UNTIL THEN,
TAKE A WALK, JACK.

[growls]

[gasps]

HEY, COME ON.
NO OFFENSE INTENDED.

I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE? ANIMALS?

[all snarling]HEY, YOU GUYS, COOL.

[both snarling]

[snarling]

[all clamoring]

WE WANT TO SEE
THE CHOCOLATE MOOSE.

FORGET IT, BUG EYES.

HEY, WE WANT TO SEE HIM NOW.

[chuckles]
THAT'S ONE DREAM

THAT JUST AIN'T COMIN' TRUE,
GOOFBALL.

TELL YOU WHAT, JACK.

YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN,
OR WE WILL.

HEY! ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS ASK.

[all shouting]

PLEASE BELIEVE US.

WE WOULDN'T GIVE 'EM
ANY CHOCOLATE.

NOT A LICK.

WELL, WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T.

UH, THEY THREATENED
TO LET US JUST MELT AWAY.

BUT DAD TOLD 'EM
WHAT THEY COULD DO.

IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE SAFE.

YEAH. WE WON'T LET
THAT DIRTY BUZZARD
HURT YOU NOW.

YOU DON'T COLLECT THE BILLS.

YOU DON'T ENFORCE MY LAWS.

YOU FAIL TO PUNISH
THOSE WHO OPENLY RESIST US.

YOU'RE THROUGH.
YOU'RE FINISHED.

I WASH MY HANDS OFF YOU.

NO, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
OH, YES, I DO.

DON'T THINK I DON'T. I KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE ALL SAYING.

"THE AMERICAN RABBIT
WILL SAVE US.

"THE AMERICAN RABBIT
WILL SAVE US.

HE'S OUR HERO."
WELL, BIG DEAL.

IF HE'S SUCH A BIG HERO,
WHERE IS HE NOW, EH?

WHERE IS THAT BIG HERO?

LET HIM SHOW HIMSELF.

OH, BOSS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"OH, BOSS"?

WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE MORE
TO IT THAN JUST HIS
SHOWIN' HIMSELF.

YOU SEE, THIS HERE GUY
IS LIKED, WALT.

UH, WHAT HE IS,
IS HE'S VERY WELL-LIKED.

SO?

[Rodney]
SO IN MORE OR LESS
THE SAME VEIN,

LET US JUST SAY
THAT PEOPLE DON'T EXACTLY
FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU.

ME?

US, UH, US.
THEY DON'T FEEL THAT WAY
ABOUT US.

[exclaiming]
YOU TRAITOR! YOU TURNCOAT!

YOU JACKAL!
SO YOU'VE JOINED THEM.

YOU'VE JOINED THEM, TOO, EH?
YOU SLIME!

WELL, GO AHEAD. JOIN THEM.

I'LL SHOW YOU.
I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU.

I'M GOING TO KILL
THAT PUTRID LITTLE RABBIT.

BECAUSE, UH, I HAVE THE WILL

AND I HAVE
THE DOOMSDAY SWITCH.

[sobbing]
I'M SORRY.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

HMM, JUST BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO RIDE
IN MY OLD CAB HERE?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YOU SAID,
"RUN FASTER, FLY HIGHER

WORK HARDER
IN THE INTEREST OF GOOD."

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

I WAS TO CARRY THE LEGACY.
I FAILED.

YOU'RE WRONG. WAY WRONG.
YOU DIDN'T FAIL.

I'LL GRANT YOU THAT,
THAT YOU DIDN'T
DEFEAT THE BUZZARD,

BUT YOU DID SAVE LIVES.

I RAN AWAY.

WELL, DID YOU HAVE
ANY OTHER CHOICES? NO.

I RAN OUT ON MY FRIENDS.

YOU GOT TO
UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, ROB.

HEY, THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS
SO NICE AND NEAT IN LIFE.

OH, SURE, MAYBE THE BUZZARD
DID WIN THAT ONE
CRUEL POWER PLAY,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THE AMERICAN RABBIT HAS LOST.

[snickers]
THE AMERICAN RABBIT.

MY FRIENDS WERE ALL
DEPENDING ON ME.

I LET THEM DOWN.

AND NOW WITH
THIS DOOMSDAY SWITCH
HE CAN DESTROY EVERYONE.

[sobbing]
I FAILED.

OH, YOU DID, HUH?

WELL, NOT AT THE BRIDGE,
AND NOT AT THE RIVERBOAT.

YOU DON'T GET
TO WIN 'EM ALL, ROB.

BESIDES, SEEMS TO ME

LIKE MAYBE IT'S TIME
THE AMERICAN RABBIT

MAKES A POWER PLAY
OF HIS OWN.

W-WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, SONNY.

YOU'RE THE AMERICAN RABBIT.

ME, I'M JUST
ANOTHER CAB DRIVER
TRYIN' TO MAKE ENDS MEET.

OH, HERE'S YOUR STOP.

OH, UH, THANK YOU.

OH, ALWAYS GLAD
TO GIVE A FRIEND A LIFT.

[Rob]
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

"A POWER PLAY OF HIS OWN."
THAT'S IT.

[American Rabbit]
I'M GONNA CLOSE DOWN
THAT BUZZARD ONCE AND FOR ALL.

AND I'M GONNA START
BY CUTTING OFF HIS POWER.

ALL OF HIS POWER.

I'LL STOP THE WATER
THAT RUNS THE TURBINE
THAT CREATES THE POWER

THAT GIVES ELECTRICITY
TO THE WHOLE CITY.

I'M GONNA PUT THAT BUZZARD
OUT OF BUSINESS.

[whirring stops]

[screeching]

[continues screeching]

[all cheering]

BOY, THAT AMERICAN RABBIT
REALLY BLACKED OUT
THE WHOLE CITY

WITH THIS ACT.

YEAH, THE BUZZARD SURE GOT
A SHORT CIRCUIT.

[cawing]

[cawing]

[Junior Moose]
HELP! HELP! HELP!

[continues cawing]

HELP!

[screeching]

[continues screeching]

AMERICAN RABBIT!
AMERICAN RABBIT!

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

I CAN HEAR YOU.
TRY TO HANG ON.

NO. LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE.

DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

OH, YES, RABBIT.
DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

RUN AWAY, JUST LIKE YOU DID
AT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

YOU PATHETIC CLOWN!

DO YOU REALLY IMAGINE
YOU CAN RESIST
THE POWER OF VULTOR?

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
AMERICAN RABBIT.

NO ONE'S LIFE
IS WORTH ANYTHING
AS LONG AS HE'S IN CONTROL.

JUNIOR AND I KNOW.

HE'S BAD, AMERICAN RABBIT.

DON'T LET OTHERS SUFFER
THE WAY HE MADE US SUFFER.

[Father Moose]
DO IT, RABBIT. DO IT!

[electricity buzzing]

[screeching]

[panting]

DON'T BE A FOOL, RABBIT.

DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL EVER APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR THEM?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL EVER PAY YOU
THE RESPECT AND HOMAGE

A SUPERIOR BEING DESERVES?

[continues panting]

NO, AGAIN.

BUT LOOK HERE, LOOK AT US.
TOGETHER.

WE'RE A PERFECT TEAM,
YOU KNOW WE ARE.
WHY, TOGETHER

WE COULD RULE THE WORLD.

WE'D BE RICH AND POWERFUL.

[panting]

THINK OF IT.
JUST THINK OF IT.

WHO COULD STOP US?

ALMOST ANYONE, YOU EVIL BIRD.

[all cheering]

[Rob]
ROB.

HEY!

THANKS, ROB.

ROB, PING, I JUST WANT TO SAY
I THINK YOU'RE TWO
TOP-DRAWER GUYS.

[people chattering]

WAIT. HAS ANYONE SEEN
THE AMERICAN RABBIT?

THERE HE IS. UP THERE,
IN THE DISTANCE.

YOU CAN JUST BARELY
MAKE HIM OUT.

OVER THERE.

OH, YEAH. I--I CAN JUST BARELY
MAKE HIM OUT.

HEY, WHAT A GUY.

WOW! IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S DOIN' A BARREL ROLL.

HE'S QUITE A GUY.
AND I THINK YOU ARE, TOO.

GEE, THANKS, BUNNY.

WOW! LOOK AT THAT!

HE IS DOIN' A BARREL ROLL.