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♪ MTV ♪
This season on the Tournament of All Stars,
18 queens compete in three brackets for a chance
to face off in the finals
and win a grand prize of $200,000.
Last week, Bracket 2 competed in the second
of three episodes.
You're giving me your point.
And then, Kerri, you're giving Jorgeous
her point, then vice versa.
Here, Ms. Bruce. Keep it in the family.
Jorgeous, I'm going to go ahead and swap with you, honey.
And as Nicole said, we're keeping the Brooks
in the family, and we're not really related,
so here's my point, Jorgeous. - Oh!
Oh, my God, thank you, sister. - I love you, sister.
And let me get my bag.
Period.
I was bullied into giving my point to Mistress.
You're just going to fully fuck your friend over?
For the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,
we're going to have ourselves a rapping roast.
Say I do put you last.
You're not in the top.
You have an extra point to throw around.
Where are you going to throw that point?
If you throw me a bone, I could definitely
throw something back to you.
OK.
- Do you want some? - Yes, please.
It'll cost you a point.
Now.
Lydia and I are flirting with some sort of alliance.
I hope if it came down to it, and Lydia and I
were in the position where she could give
me a point, that she would.
Jorgeous.
Your lyrics were 10 out of 10.
I loved the dancing. You're so good.
Mistress Brooks.
You ate.
The top two All Stars of the week
are Mistress Isabelle Brooks and Jorgeous.
Condragulations.
You've each earned two points.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.
Jorgeous, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
We have a tie.
Oh, my God!
You've earned a half point each.
As the bottom four queens, I'll let you decide
which All Star deserves your MVQ points.
Oh!
Why, yes!
That looks a bit uglier than last week.
We have one week left, and I still
have zero points on the board.
I need to get at least one or two points
from some of my sisters to have
a chance at the semifinals.
I'll be damned if I see a double zero
by the end of tonight.
This is probably my last time being able to do this,
because I'm an elder.
So if you want to gift me some points
so that I can possibly carry on through the thing,
I would really appreciate it.
There's only three spots, and I wasn't too happy
how things went down last week, because I believe that people
do deserve a fighting chance.
So it's anyone's game, and right now, it's not.
You know, they're leaps and bounds ahead of us, so.
I would agree with that.
Honey, last week, points were given away, shady as fuck,
and we discussed trying to make sure everybody has
an even spread of these points.
If y'all are the bottom queens, how are y'all going
to dictate the points?
We can easily pass it between us.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
At least those shady little munchkins,
Mistress and Jorgeous-- they ain't giving
no points out tonight.
So this could be the perfect time to right that wrong.
Well, well, well.
Yes!
Well, hello, divas!
Congratulations!
Look at your shiny new badges.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I finally won a fucking roast.
I was like-- - Yes!
Honestly, I think me and Mistress
are playing this game perfectly,
the way that God intended it,
because we are tied for first place,
and I'm so close to that semifinal round.
I just feel it in my bones.
We were talking a little bit about the MVQ badges.
Yes.
And what is the consensus on the badges?
We're not giving y'all none.
I think we're going to try to even things out a little bit.
Here's the thing.
I did have my conversation with Lydia,
and I think we have an understanding
of what we're going to do to help each other out.
But if you're becoming a Brooks,
I guess that means you're not too trustworthy.
Let me hold your hand.
You know what to do.
So it is completely impossible to predict
how this is going to go.
OK, I'm going to make it for last week,
and I'm going to give it to Ms. Colby,
because that's what my plan was last week,
and I got intercepted and lied to and deceived.
It won't happen again.
Should I go next?
Kerri, I think you should gag and give it to me.
I do have a great gag reflex, but I
am going to gift my point...
To Miss Lydia Butthole Brooks.
Oh, gag.
Oh, my God!
I thought she was supposed to give it to you.
She can do whatever she wants with it.
Girl, what? I thought y'all were splitting it even.
No, it's-- we're not doing your stuff.
She's doing what she wants, honey.
You know what? I'm good with my decisions.
You deserve it.
Thank you.
I'm on the board.
I got a point!
Daughter, do what you're going
to fucking do, because you'll be holding your own.
Do--I believe in you.
Upon lots of deliberation in my own mind,
I'm going to give my point to Kerri Colby.
Thank you.
What the fuck?
And I apologize to anyone who I did not give it to.
This is fucking bullshit.
These girls must be really scared of me.
I'm not the only one out of that ceremony
who didn't get any points.
Now Tina's hot.
No, I'm not hot.
There's a game being played, and that's fine.
The fact that Lydia did me dirty
is not something I saw coming.
Well, none of us have zero now.
That's great. - Yes!
- OK. - We're all on the board.
I think Jorgeous and I are in the lead with 4.5.
Next is Lydia, with four.
Oh, my God, she's on our ass, sister.
Tina and I are tied for two.
Yes, honey.
Two points apiece, mama.
And I'm well on my way to winning.
Yes, hunty.
Yes.
Let's get out of this foolishness.
I really appreciate you, baby.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Mwah.
I cannot imagine Tina's happy with me.
But if I were to give her a point,
she would be at three points, and then she would
be that much closer to me.
I am trying to win at the end of the day, and it is a game.
Sometimes you got to play a little dirty.
Oh, honey, guard is up.
Giggles done.
I can only imagine, Tina Burner.
I just got knocked out of the top three.
Now it is Mistress, it is Jorgeous,
and it is Lydia, baby.
Fucking gremlins.
We either both have to be in the top next week
or we both have to be in the bottom.
So we could give each other a point.
They're little cockroaches. I'm going to stomp on 'em.
This is feeling different than week one.
Yeah, baby.
I'm just not blind.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to stomp you out.
Titty clap.
I have a point!
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000.
With extra-special guest judge Adam Shankman.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
Good morning!
Pressure is getting worse.
This is our last week.
Final week, we're walking into the Werk Room,
and I am number one with my one point.
I'm very excited. I'm on the board.
Do you feel like Kerri fucked you
by not giving you that point?
No. Like I said, I'm number one.
I am the one. I'm the only one.
Y'all can all suck it.
I didn't make a deal with Kerri,
so I'm not really in my feelings about it.
I'm more in my feelings about not getting the points from Ru.
Nicole turned it into a rap challenge.
It was giving.
The cactus was sickening. - Yes, I know.
She did.
Listen, I gave Nicole that point because she deserved it.
I thought we were here to uplift each other, especially
after the week prior.
And I think Lydia just took that chance to play the game.
And I was going to say I didn't see it coming,
so it just made me just change how I feel
about you in this competition.
Well, do you think--OK.
- Wait, let me finish talking. - Yes, ma'am.
I don't think we should just cut me off.
OK.
This is the Tournament of Champions,
not the Tournament of Alliances.
I want to see everyone have a fair fight.
So it was just-- it was a personal blow.
My intention was not to personally
make you feel any sort of way.
I am sorry for doing that.
But, like, at the end of the day, it is a game.
100%.
I had no, like, real strategy against you.
I'm just trying to play to my--
It was a strategy against me, because you didn't give me
the point, knowing that I'd be--you'd be
two points ahead of me.
Am I causing drama?
What's happening?
God!
I'm confused, though, because y'all both told me
and Jorgeous that y'all were going to pull
the same thing on Kerri and Nicole.
I did not say that.
No, Tina did. No, Tina did.
Bitch, don't even try it. Don't even try it.
Girl, Tina did.
If you want the real tea, if you want the real tea,
Mistress sat in "Untucked" and said,
you should pull the same shit
on those girls, and I said no.
You contemplated it.
I said no.
No!
No, no, no! Darling, don't even.
Darling, don't even. No, no, no! Exactly.
I have been contemplating--
And you said maybe we should think about it.
Where are the receipts?
OK, so me and Jorgeous were saying,
tonight, you'll have to do the same thing we did to them.
If y'all leave them with zero points, that means they
won't be able to catch up.
- I mean, that makes sense. - Think about it.
I need some, like, popcorn.
I may have told a little white lie,
which I've never done before.
Now I just sit back and watch.
It's going to drive someone crazy.
It was Tina, literally.
- It was Tina. - It was Tina.
- You know better than that. - Girl.
I mean, you do seem a little heated.
You do seem a little heated.
Tina tried it so nasty.
Was this the plan?
Like, was there a plan for y'all
to pull something? - There was a contemplation.
Choose now.
Choose now which side you are going to be on,
the truth side-- - Whoa.
Or the fake side.
Girl, there was-- it is a game.
So you're going to sit--you're going
to sit there and let them lie in front of me?
There is no set-in-stone plan that we had.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about this conversation.
Ah.
Thank you, Mother. Right on time.
Kerri, I would never disrespect you like that.
You caused chaos.
Ooh, girl!
She done already done had herses.
Good morning, angels.
- Good morning. - Hi, Mother.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it,
is to put some funk in your trunk...
OK.
And report for booty duty.
Ooh!
Because I'm going to get you, mothertucker.
No!
OK.
Hello, hello, hello.
You're so stupid.
Good morning, All Stars.
all: Good morning.
You know, when I was a baby drag queen,
I was inspired by movies like "Shaft," "Foxy Brown,"
and "Cleopatra Jones" to create a low-budget dragsploitation
movie called "Starrbooty."
Now, over the years, I've made several many sequels.
And now it's time for the next chapter.
For this week's Tournament of All Stars Maxi Challenge,
you'll be starring with me in the movie Rusical
"Starrbooty: the Rebooty."
Oh, my God!
Yes!
Set in 2025, I'll be reprising
my role as the timeless superfly superspy Starrbooty.
Yes!
And you'll be introducing these new characters,
our heroes, the Booty Squad--
Coffee, Tea, and Mimi--
and the evil agents of PUSS,
the Powerful Underground Sister Syndicate--
Foxy, Moxy, and Pam.
Yes!
I'll leave it up to you to cast the roles.
Now, remember, this is the last week of your bracket.
And yes, there's still a path to the semifinals for each
and every one of you.
So don't hold nothing back.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
- Yes! - Yes!
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, my Lord.
Are we going to do this fair, ladies?
Well, it's the last week, so one would hope so, right?
Yes, of course.
- Oh, yes. - Yes.
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
we will be starring in the movie Rusical
"Starrbooty: the Rebooty."
We get to collaborate with Ru,
so we got to really turn it out.
It's going to be amazing.
Not only are we carrying on the "Starrbooty" legacy.
We are literally starring along the original
star of "Starrbooty."
Put that on my fucking IMDb page, girl.
The Booty Squad is Miss Coffee,
she's the brains of the operation.
Tea, she's the brawn of the operation.
And Mimi, she's the beauty of the operation.
OK.
With it being the last week, my game plan
is, put all the girls who are the fool together.
Kerri, Nicole, and Tina have to be in a group.
Because when you mix all those ingredients together,
it's definitely going to be a recipe for disaster.
And then next is the agents of PUSS.
Foxy, she's the villainous head of PUSS.
Moxy, she's the assassin.
And Pam, she's the sadist who loves to bring the pain.
Lydia, Jorgeous, and I need to be
the villainous agents of PUSS.
I am the head villain in charge in this competition,
and it will be a sickening team.
Well, I think I'm going to be Foxy for sure.
I think that fits right in for my little--
OK, should I write this down?
- Oh. - I definitely want to be Pam.
- I definitely want to be Foxy. - I love Pam for you.
You have to bring the pain.
That means you're going to be flipping and twirling
and dipping and-- yeah, yeah, yeah.
Girl, I'm feeling Moxy, so that works out perfect.
So--OK, really, so all three of us?
So we decided we're going to be the agents of PUSS.
- Yeah. - Oh.
Wait a damn minute.
I kind of am feeling Moxy. Not going to lie.
OK.
Mimi, I feel like Mimi, the beauty of the operation--
I mean, come on.
I agree, I agree.
Does anybody else want Mimi?
Mistress is 100% trying to take
charge of assigning the roles.
But also, I'm here to play a game.
And if me leaning into it is going to make Mistress less
competitive, it just opens up more space
for me to be focused on really annihilating
this week's challenge.
I'm fine with being Tea.
Nicole, you could do all that?
It's so out of my character.
Me being Butch and stuff like that would be hilarious.
But I don't have no butch body drag.
OK, let's put Tina in that role.
OK.
Oh, my God, you're such a monster.
All right, baby, I'll do Tea.
So now I'm Coffee?
Sure, you be the brains, baby.
Did you highlight Coffee on that one?
Yeah, here. Take this.
- Yes. - Wow.
I assigned the roles just how I wanted them.
I literally have the mind of a mastermind,
and it's, like, really concerning.
Villainous.
How do you feel about being the heroes and not
the villains? - I mean, what do you think?
I think it's appropriate.
World domination will be ours!
Are there mind games going on today?
I don't know.
I mean, there's already mind games from the start.
It's a competition. You know what I mean?
I don't think that's ever going to end.
So all I'm happy about is that they are the villains,
because they are the villains. - It's appropriate.
I feel like this is villainous.
I don't know. - That's so villainous.
She's villainy.
And, you know.
Sister.
That's perfect!
I feel like it's assassin-like.
That's why I was thinking Moxy.
We're all villains, and I feel really excited about that.
My last Rusical, I had to play an animal,
and I had to be goofy and weird.
♪ I found a friend who ♪
♪ Understood ♪
So now I'm really excited that I just get to be...
pew, pew, pew, pew!
Yeah.
Hey, baby.
You lonely tonight? - Oh, shit, hold up.
You ahead of me.
Oh, you are clocked in.
Hey, baby!
The PUSS squad has kidnapped RuPaul,
and we are going to save her.
Kind of Charlie's Angels-esque, you know,
undercover prostitution whores.
You l-l-l-l-l-lonely tonight?
You're next, Tea. Are we not doing this?
Are we not rehearsing?
No, no, I was letting you get some options out.
I don't know if it was possible to rehearse
with all of that.
I haven't done a Rusical yet,
but I know that I can sell Coffee.
A loud, obnoxious hooker on the corner--
I mean, sounds like me.
This bitch's pussy turns into sunshine when
you throw it into the air.
Am I allowed to ad-lib?
And even though I am not a dancer, I'm so underestimated.
All I got to do is, like, not fall off the stage
and I could be in the top this week.
Do what you need to do.
I'm going to do what I need to do.
I'll get their attention and you trick 'em.
I'm going to trick 'em, baby.
You know, I already see the other group crumbling.
They're going at it.
Girl, literally.
- Here's the tea. - Yeah.
What happened has happened in these last couple weeks.
I don't like what's going on, but I think
I put my guard down a little bit.
Now my guard is up, and I'm ready to fight.
It's the last challenge, so I'm just
going to fight tooth and nail to show
these people what I got. - Facts are facts.
Facts are facts.
All right, all right, all right.
Hello. Hello.
- Hello. - Hi, Leland.
- Hey. - Oh, my goodness.
It's time for the vocal recording session with Leland,
and honestly, I am so excited.
I'm Leland, your composer, and this is Gabe, producer.
Hi.
We are so excited to dive in
and do "Starrbooty: the Rebooty."
- Yes. - Yes, we're excited.
I was part of "Wigloose: The Rusical!"
on season 15, and honestly, I feel like that was yet
another win I was robbed of.
So I'm excited to outdo myself,
because I know I can act.
I feel like I'm a really great performer.
I check every box.
Testes.
How do you feel going into this?
I'm excited. I mean, I don't sing.
I mean, the first time I did anything like this
was last week when we did the rap challenge,
and I think I did really well.
In this moment, you are a pop star.
OK. You got the autotune over there, right?
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ They call me Coffee ♪
♪ And all the bad boys want their shot ♪
I would go...
♪ And all the bad boys want their shot ♪
♪ All the bad boys want their shot ♪
I feel like the one note I'm not going
to have to give you is higher. - OK, yeah.
'Cause you're going there on your own.
You're going there on your own.
All right, Mariah.
Bitch, am I Whitney Houston and Eminem?
Boom, kapow!
You killed it.
I believe you-- I mean thank you.
- You are playing Tea. - Yeah.
The brawns of the operation, the brute strength.
And I see it. - Baby, I was born this way.
I'm the linebacker in a dress, honey.
I'm the one who brings the heat.
It's kind of who I am. - Yes.
♪ Tea's the name ♪
♪ Brute force is my game ♪
♪ I got the brawn ♪
♪ Bitch, I bring the pain ♪
The character is there.
That's really great.
The last time I did a Rusical, baby,
they put me in the bottom.
You stopped lip-syncing before you died.
It was unlike you.
But, baby, theater is my life.
So, like, this challenge is a great opportunity
for me to get the points I need for the semifinals.
♪ I'll dazzle you blind ♪
♪ Love at first sight ♪
♪ Beauty and danger ♪
♪ And a whole lot of fight ♪
Great.
I would think about if there's a way to insert a little bit
of comedy into this.
I think I can pull something monstrous out.
OK.
Being funny is not my comfort zone when it comes to music,
but this is the last opportunity to make it
on to the next round.
So safe is out of the window.
Gotta bring the...
Feminine top out of me.
There it is.
♪ Beauty and danger ♪
♪ And a whole lot of fight ♪
I feel like I just saw the character come to life.
- There she was, huh? - There she is.
Wham, bam, hey, Miss Pam.
Hello, Leland.
What do you know about Pam?
All I know is she's a nasty bitch who's so seducing
and just, you know, just disgusting.
I won the All Stars 9 Rusical by being
a fully realized character.
I need to make sure that I do that again.
Because if I'm in the top this week,
I finalize my spot for the next round.
My name is Pam, and pain is my pleasure.
OK, great, but can you give me a little bit of an upper
register of--my name's Pam.
My name's Pam.
To me, that's really nice.
Is that my mom?
Mother?
My name is Pam, and pain is my pleasure.
Torture and torment beyond all measure.
Yes, yes.
OK, who am I?
Oh!
Come on, Pam.
♪ Mess with me ♪
♪ You'll meet your maker ♪
♪ I'm the real deal, genuine, no faker ♪
Swag.
I just want you to take it past the point
of where you feel a little, like, out of your comfort zone.
OK.
♪ Moxy, you're the killer queen ♪
To me, that tone felt really right.
I think you tapped into it.
OK.
♪ Foxy's the name ♪
♪ The mastermind of crime ♪
Everybody, go to sleep.
♪ I got the plans to make the world submit ♪
♪ Try to lick me, you'll taste defeat ♪
♪ Hmm, that's it ♪
Why is she boring me to death?
I'm over here yawning the house down.
Girl, I cannot stop yawning.
I had already told myself no matter what she did,
I was just going to fall asleep.
I'm just terrorizing her.
I would just give a little bit more volume.
♪ Got the plans I'm sorry.
Can you start me off a little bit earlier?
Yeah.
Wake me up when she's done.
♪ Oh, that's it ♪
How did you feel about that one?
I felt all of them were good.
OK.
Yeah. Sure.
Ooh!
Leland seems to agree with me.
I'm in my sabotage era.
Let's try it again.
Just so we're clear, there's actually
a lot of dancing in this.
Like, this is like, everybody's dancing
and everybody has equal parts.
This is part of RuPaul's "Starrbooty" legacy,
and we have to deliver.
OK, here we go.
1, 2, 3, and 4.
This is my first time working with Adam,
and honestly, I'm really excited to be working with him,
because I'm that girl when it comes to choreo.
Y'all know this. Y'all know this.
Here we go.
Down, ba, ba, ba.
Ee, ee!
Ball change, hit, bam.
Open, hit, hit. Great.
- Yes. - Go out.
- She's got it. - Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like this challenge is mine.
5, 6, 7, whip.
Muscles, gotta be nice.
Can't lick the puss.
No, no, no.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Adam is giving us full-on dancer choreography.
Ba, ba, ball change.
Hit--you really hate that ball change, don't you?
He's a little bit intimidating when he's
giving you all the pointers.
Together, open.
- And then down. - No, no, no. Ha!
You want my pussy open or closed?
Closed.
Mistress looks like she is a little uncomfortable.
You're just kind of moving through everything.
We'll have to work on getting you into these positions
in a more aggressive way.
Yeah, let me go 100%.
It's because I like to take my choreo,
like, a little, like, slowly.
I understand. We'll keep it real.
- Yeah, let me go 100%. - Here we go.
Can't lick the puss, ba, ba.
Uh, uh.
Da. Hit, hit, muscle.
I can boogie, but I am not a dancing queen.
7, uh, uh, uh, uh--
Ooh.
- Uh, uh. - Are you there?
I don't know. I'm figuring it out.
Lydia is sort of questioning all of her moves.
Hit, hit. Down. - Oh.
So I need to get her to give over to this
"I'm a villain" energy.
Because if she's questioning herself,
it won't go well for her.
So you are whores.
- On the weekends. - Right.
- Yeah. - Prostitutes.
So this number for you guys is
all about giving a lot of hooker,
badass, Charlie's Angels energy.
OK?
5, 6, and 7, 8.
We are living.
Here we go.
And 5, 6, and 7, and 8.
All right, that's good.
Kerri Colby is a great mover.
She's giving that super empowered femininity.
3, 4, 5, 6.
OK, Tina.
You're really stomping right now.
It's feeling a little NFL.
Oh, my God.
But Tina Burner is not exactly giving full woman.
She's the burly one.
Yeah.
The character, the character.
It's like Shrek, you know?
When we're doing synchronized dancing,
I just want to make sure that they all really look
good together.
Let me see you just keep doing this.
Uh, uh, uh.
What's the struggle bus, babe?
So step on your right leg.
Leg.
- Panic, panic, panic. - I'm gonna do it.
No, I'm fine.
This is my relaxed face.
That's it? Oh, work.
Love her to death, but Nicole is fucking up my gig.
This is the first slap. This way, right?
You're just literally-- it's just right, left, right,
left, right, left, walking.
Like, how much more simpler can simple get?
1, 2, 3...
- Oy-yi-yi. - 4.
And then I'm like--
No, that's where-- that's where the problem is.
- That's the problem, isn't it? - Yeah.
My God, Kerri, Nicole, and Tina are a complete mess.
I see my plan is working exactly as I needed it to.
Uh, uh.
I'm dancing.
We're going to have to work on it and get it.
We got to move on.
We got--OK.
I'm number one!
Oh, my God, the last day!
Oh, my gosh.
- Last chance, ladies. - Girl.
We are going to the final performance of the bracket.
And, girl, I'm feeling so confident
going into this performance, because I practiced
my ass off for this number.
Oh!
I'm sick of these hos.
You think we're going to make some money tonight?
- Of course. - I would like to make 10,000.
I am.
I would like to make 10,000, honey.
I want to get a good client with a $10,000 tip.
As a whole, I am nervous for our team,
but I am confident with my choreography.
And this is my last time to earn some points,
so I gotta make sure I shine.
Baby, all bets are off.
I am bringing it to the stage.
Lydia, who do you think is the weakest from our group?
We don't have a weak link, baby.
You're supposed to be being honest.
I am being honest.
You don't have to lie because you're afraid of her.
The choreo was very hard for me to pick up,
but now that I've had some time to practice,
I'm ready to bring the PUSS.
Can everyone say--
OK, let's--let's all say, if we're in the bottom,
who we would consider giving our point to.
No matter what, you and Jorgeous are giving
your points away first, so. - Yeah.
That's that shit I'm talking about.
Girl, we gotta win. - You gotta win out.
- Because they're at us. - OK.
I'm done. I'm over it.
Look at her, look at her.
She's smiling, she's smiling.
I'm smiling because it's just the gaslight of it all.
Like, we all know Mistress.
We all know what she does. - See?
And we all know Jorgeous, and we've
seen how they play the game. - Y'all bitches don't know me.
Y'all don't know me.
We all know that I was the one--
you know, I was the one sitting there.
Let's sew that dress. Let's do that.
I'm not here to sell my girls under the bus.
When it skips like that on, like, stretched fabric
like this, what is the tea?
Let me see it.
But that's why you were sewing
the dress, because you wanted to appease
her to get her point. - Nice try.
- Tina, don't--Tina just... - Nice try, baby.
- Paint that mug. - Nice try.
Paint that mug. Girl, paint that mug.
You're exhausting me. Exhausting me.
You call it MVQ points-- most valuable queen.
But the bracket that I'm in,
it's MVA, most valuable alliance.
We are back in high school with bratty little bitches
stirring up some shit.
And that's OK, honey, because I'm a grown-ass man,
and I'm going to play fair.
Because I want to leave this competition
with my head held high.
Let me be the first to just tell everyone,
playing fair 100% of the time does not get you shit.
All the girls who are in positions of power
be fucking people over.
Yes, ma'am. That's just the tea.
Girl, 'cause right now--
right now, if we would have split it evenly,
we'll be fucking going through it.
Some of these girls are taking
this competition so personally, and it's not that serious.
Have you seen "All Stars"?
Mama Ru puts a game in front of me,
bitch, I'm doing anything to win that
$200,000 and that crown, OK?
I'll be honest and say that y'all are being messy.
I don't think I've ever been that gagged before.
And neither one of them have given you a point, right?
They are supposed to give me points,
but they were in the top, so I'm still giving them
the opportunity to do their big one and be women of their word.
Got you, we got you.
If I do not win tonight, I think
my only hope for getting a point is going
to be dependent on Kerri.
Kerri, what are you going to do with your point?
You know what?
I would consider giving a point to anyone in the moment
when they need it, and you're not off the table.
- Aw. - Aw.
That's sweet.
I love Kerri.
Yes, I love Kerri too.
It feels kind of silly, because I kind of
did fuck her over the first week,
but I really meant it.
If I had a point to give to her,
I would give her the point, because I
would obviously make right on what I said and what I did.
I feel like Texas queens are always supreme.
Like, Texas girls always just wear the outfit.
We're a different kind of breed.
Is that, like, inbred?
Oh, my God!
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Walk ♪
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ And what ♪
Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
Tournament of All Stars.
She's sitting on a secret agent--
Michelle Visage.
Now, Michelle, do you have a spy name?
Ooh, they call me Mr. Tits.
All right, Ms. Areola Jones.
And my undercover brother, Carson Kressley.
Carson, do you have a spy name?
Well, I was going to use Lydia Butthole Kollins,
but apparently, that's taken.
So now it's just Brown Eye,
as in Brown Eye for the Straight Guy.
From the bowels of the Pentagon, Adam Shankman.
My code name is Dick, Dick Fister,
but that's Mr. Fister if you're nasty.
My goodness!
Where are you people from?
The bowels of the Pentagon, apparently
Yes, clearly.
This week, we challenged our queens to sing
and dance their padded asses off
in "Starrbooty: the Rebooty."
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
Supermodel and secret agent Starrbooty
is working undercover at the club to bust
the evil agents of PUSS.
♪ Starrbooty, booty, booty ♪
♪ That's who I am ♪
♪ Starrbooty, booty, booty ♪
♪ Now, go tell that to the man ♪
♪ What you don't know can't hurt you, Slick ♪
♪ What I do know is don't mess with these filthy tricks ♪
♪ I'm taking my time to do it right ♪
♪ Taking my time to win this fight ♪
♪ Bang, boom, pow ♪
♪ 6' 7", no pinches ♪
♪ I paid all of my dues in the trenches ♪
♪ Blow you away, no problem ♪
♪ That's what I say ♪
♪ That's how I know when I got 'em ♪
♪ Bang, boom, pow ♪
♪ She can take you tit for tat ♪
♪ But that ain't where her head is at ♪
♪ Starrbooty, booty, booty ♪
♪ That's who I am ♪
♪ Starrbooty, booty, booty ♪
♪ Now, go tell that to the man ♪
♪ She can take you tit for tat ♪
♪ But that ain't where her head is at ♪
♪ Starrbooty ♪
Holy hairspray!
Starrbooty's been kidnapped!
Meanwhile, Starrbooty's Booty Squad is working
undercover as prostitutes.
Hey, baby.
Are you lonely tonight?
You want some company?
I'm your favorite hooker's favorite hooker.
all: So what are you in the mood for?
Coffee?
Tea?
Or Mimi?
all: ♪ Midnight booty call ♪
♪ We're here to save the day, oh ♪
♪ Midnight booty call ♪
♪ We're kickin' ass and taking names ♪
♪ They call me Coffee ♪
♪ 'Cause I like it black and hot ♪
♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ I'm bold and strong ♪
♪ And all the bad boys want their shot ♪
♪ Shot, shot, shot ♪
all: ♪ Midnight booty call ♪
♪ Tea's the name ♪
♪ Brute force is my game ♪
♪ I got the brawn ♪
♪ Bitch, I bring the pain ♪
♪ Catwalk strut turned roundhouse kick ♪
♪ Mess with me, and you'll go down quick ♪
♪ Midnight booty ♪
♪ 1-800-BOOTY ♪
♪ Midnight booty ♪
♪ I need some booty quick ♪
all: ♪ Midnight booty call ♪
♪ We're here to save the day, oh ♪
♪ Midnight booty call ♪
♪ We're kicking ass and taking names ♪
♪ Mimi here with a face that charms ♪
♪ Mug so lethal, it's ringing the alarms ♪
♪ I'll dazzle you blind ♪
♪ Love at first sight ♪
♪ Beauty and danger ♪
♪ And a whole lot of fight ♪
all: ♪ Midnight booty call ♪
Ooh, girl, you got a booty call!
Booty Squad, I've been kidnapped
by the agents of PUSS.
They're demanding a sickening supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
plus a grand ransom of $200 million.
Pay up, or I'm kaput.
Something's not right here.
Wait a minute.
Zoom in on them hands!
She's tapping out a code!
What's she saying?
Two pieces and a biscuit, sweet tea,
and a side of curly fries?
But that's her lunch order at...
all: Chaka Khan Chicken Shack!
She's being held captive there!
Hurry!
We've got to rescue her before it's too late!
But do we have time for one more chorus?
Honey, always!
all: ♪ Midnight booty call ♪
♪ We're kicking ass and taking names ♪
♪ Starrbooty, we're on the way ♪
Meanwhile, the agents of PUSS have Starrbooty
under lock and key in the basement
of the Chaka Khan Chicken Shack.
You better let me out.
Let me out, suckers!
You better open up this box.
Now that we've captured Starrbooty,
world domination will be ours!
You'll never get away with this!
Zip it!
You DICs know too much!
Um, we prefer to be called by our full name...
Dangerous Instigators of Chaos.
Shut up, DIC!
First, we get the money, then you and Starrbooty
are up for elimination!
all: We are the agents of PUSS,
Powerful Underground Sister Syndicate.
And, baby, you can't lick the PUSS.
♪ Can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ We're too damn strong ♪
♪ Try to beat us ♪
♪ You'll find you're wrong ♪
♪ Foxy's the name, the mastermind of crime ♪
♪ I got PUSS operations running smooth and on time ♪
♪ Can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ I got the plans to make the world submit ♪
♪ Try to lick me, you'll taste defeat ♪
♪ Ah, that's it ♪
all: ♪ Can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ Moxy here, I'm a killer queen ♪
♪ My touch is deadly, my methods unseen ♪
♪ Can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ Mess with me, you'll meet your maker ♪
♪ Gack, gack, gack, gack, gack, gack, gack, gack ♪
♪ I'm the real deal, genuine no faker ♪
♪ Oh all: ♪ Can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ We're too damn strong ♪
♪ Try to beat us ♪
♪ You'll find you're wrong ♪
♪ My name is Pam ♪
♪ And pain is my pleasure ♪
♪ Torture and torment beyond all measure ♪
♪ I'll make you squirm and beg for that release ♪
♪ When it comes to dishing hurt ♪
♪ My wonders never cease ♪
all: ♪ Can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ We're too damn strong ♪
♪ Try to beat us ♪
♪ You'll find you're wrong ♪
♪ PUSS is tight, baby ♪
♪ PUSS is slick ♪
♪ Try to lick this PUSS ♪
♪ But, sucker, we're too quick ♪
♪ You can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ Licky-licky, mothertucker ♪
♪ You can't lick the PUSS ♪
♪ Licky-licky, mothertucker ♪
♪ Can't lick the PUSS ♪
Well, if it isn't the agents of PUSS.
Let's get 'em, ladies!
all: ♪ Slap it, whack it ♪
♪ Boom, kick, pow ♪
♪ Dance fight, ha ♪
♪ Watch this ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Slap it, whack it, boom, kick, pow ♪
♪ Round two ♪
♪ Watch this ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Slap it, whack it, boom, kick, pow ♪
♪ Hold tight ♪
She's gone!
Surprise, surprise!
I was never in danger.
I just needed you to see that when
Booty, PUSS, and DIC work together, ooh,
there ain't nothing we can't do.
Good job, mothertuckers.
Starrbooty out.
You know, Starrbooty is right.
We shouldn't fight amongst ourselves.
The true forces of evil are the ones
that try to separate us.
I think there's one thing Booty, PUSS,
and DIC can all agree on.
all: Any hole is a goal.
♪ Starrbooty, booty, booty ♪
♪ That's who I am ♪
♪ Starrbooty, booty, booty ♪
♪ Now, go tell that to the man ♪
♪ Booty, booty ♪
♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪
Category is Wild, Wild West.
Up first, Nicole Paige Brooks.
It's Nicole Thee Stallion.
This look is Nicole Paige Brooks
as a carnival ride.
Save a horse, ride a drag queen.
I am wearing my Pink Pony-inspired,
slash RuPaul Met Gala illusion.
You want a ride?
Hop on. Giddyup!
Look at the rump on that filly.
Yeah, well, I hear she's looking
for a stable relationship.
♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪
Up next, Tina Burner.
Yee-whore!
That's putting a hat on a hat.
Mm-hmm.
Yee-haw!
I am serving vintage Wonder Woman if she
went to the Wild, Wild West.
This really roped me in.
- Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh.
I know if you look closely, baby, you could see the stars,
the ropes wrapped around my body like I've been lassoed.
And it is art.
Leather mommy.
I got my dark hair on, and I love people to see
this different side of me.
That gave me wood.
From the great state of Texas, Kerri Colby.
I don't know if that top can Texas hold 'em.
This look is my interpretation
of being completely dripping and soaking wet
but also dry.
I'm owning my Texas heritage and my history,
and I look fucking stunning.
Remember the Alamo, she better don't.
♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪
Up next, from the great state of Texas,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
Fire in the hole.
Which hole?
All of them.
I need to show Tina Burner how to actually
turn it and burn it.
This is how you wear flames, honey.
She is such a flamer.
This just encapsulates everything that Mistress is--
over the top.
It's a little bit campy.
It looks sickening.
It's shiny, and I'm giving you high Texas glam, honey.
She's got reservations at the Breast Western.
Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.
And I've got a real beef with this.
- Yeah. - Do you?
Evening, ma'am.
And welcome to my saloon.
The boys call her Longhorn.
Yeah.
I have these cartoonishly wide cowskin chaps.
I have a longhorn-inspired hat on with tons of chains
and fringe and frills.
Oh!
There's ropes. There's a lasso.
OK, Corral.
Come on.
The only thing missing from my look
is Bugs Bunny and Road Runner running around.
Well, apparently, she's from Oklahomo.
Yes!
Up next from the great state of Texas,
Jorgeous.
Ooh!
- Come on, Miss Kitty! - Yes!
Meow!
Girl, I wanted to give saloon girl down.
I wanted to give head bitch of the Gapey Saloon, bitch.
I want to be the head bitch in charge.
You know?
With all these hos and prostitutes in my saloon.
You know what I mean?
- You heard of Starrbooty? - Uh-huh.
That's Starrtitty.
Oh.
Starrbooty's cousin.
Once removed.
Yeah.
Welcome, queens.
Tournament of All Star rules are in full effect.
Now, tonight I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,
and they will receive two points each.
Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win
$10,000 and one extra point.
Now, remember, this is the last week of this bracket.
Tonight the top three queens with the most points will
continue on to our Tournament of All Stars semifinals
and the chance to win $200,000.
in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Nicole Paige Brooks.
Nicole, I've never seen anything like this
ever in my entire life.
You literally did everything opposite of right.
And I think that that needs some rewarding...
I do too.
Because that is extraordinary.
There is a rhythm, and you did not find the rhythm.
If that's not your strong suit,
you have to figure out ways where you can distract
the viewer and razzle-dazzle us and look confident and sell it.
That's showbiz.
This look--I mean, this is a home run for me.
It's clever. It's chic.
It's very campy, very drag.
I love every stitch of it.
Oh, thank you.
Up next, Tina Burner.
This look is fantastic.
I love how sculptural it is.
It looks like it could be some kind of runway
piece from, like, Moschino.
I'm living for it.
In the Rusical, you stomped. You ate.
You did everything that was asked of you.
And you were adding to the scene
in a way that wasn't taking away from your sisters.
You hit everything that you were supposed to hit.
But for some reason, I kept losing you, Tina,
because some people stood out more.
But it was fantastic work that you do.
Up next, Kerri Colby.
That hat--it's like a modern art piece to me.
Mama, those, like, dangly little chains coming
off of there and the jewels-- so great.
I'm a little bit nitpicky, but, you know,
this is an All Stars thing.
The shape of the hat just comes across
as a little square across the top line,
but overall, it's really beautiful, ethereal.
Judging by watching you, I don't
think you're the choreo queen,
but it was so smart, what you did,
because you were literally stealing the show.
You couldn't not watch you.
Your recording of your voice was hysterical.
I'm your favorite hooker's favorite hooker.
It was so articulated.
Just--it was fantastic.
I could see you doing voice-overs for animated stuff.
- Thank you. - It was really, really good.
Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
In the performance,
you attacked it hard, and I love when you do that.
I love that hairy costume situation you had.
It looked beautiful
with the hair that you had on your head.
My one point that I wanted to bring to you--
I don't know if it was because of the costume,
but you kind of didn't extend enough on the movements,
and it made it look like you were not giving it your all.
I love this hat.
I love how it's detailed underneath the brim.
I love the shape of it.
I think it's so smart how there's
a lot of curves going on here, and that really works.
Thank you.
Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.
Evening, ma'am.
This is fantastic.
I absolutely love this.
It's quirky like you are.
Did you make it? - Yes, I did.
- Yeah. - It's so cool.
The rope detail down the pant leg--all of those
are fantastic.
It is so rotten and wrong.
It's so weird.
I just--I love it. I love it.
You had some of the more difficult choreo--
walking across the chairs, doing the lift,
all those things.
You definitely nailed the technicality of it.
I could see, as I was giving you material,
you had this, oh, God, look in your eyes.
And then you never said no.
You just went for it.
I loved your acting.
I thought that this was a great night for you.
Up next, Jorgeous.
You had this little side mouth thing that you did.
Yes!
You went, first we get the money,
and then-- it just made me laugh.
Jorgeous, it was just spectacular watching you do it.
This tonight
was an all-stars All Star performance.
Thank you.
You are just an amazing performer.
You could go straight to Broadway, honestly.
Thank you so much.
This outfit, is this a silhouette I've seen before?
Yes.
To me, it's a little more Pink Pony Club than OK Corral.
I think it's very smart.
I think you didn't do Western wear,
but you chose a Western character.
You're that saloon girl.
It fits your brand.
And you stand out because you did Western
but with a little bit of a different lens.
- Mm-hmm. - All right.
Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.
And one last detail--
this week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ points
on the main stage immediately following the final lip sync.
You may leave the stage.
Thank y'all.
OK, just between us squirrel friends,
what do you think?
Now, we're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.
Nicole Paige Brooks-- bless her heart.
Choreography is not her strong suit,
and I think what you need to do in that case is, like,
figure out something else.
She just needed to sell it.
But I enjoyed her little solo moment,
because she felt in control, so I actually liked it.
Tina Burner-- the fashion look,
I thought it was chic.
It was sophisticated.
Yeah, that outfit was gorgeous,
my favorite of the evening.
For me, Tina was the MVP of that group.
Listen, she did everything she was supposed to do,
and yet Kerri outshone her.
Kerri did something that Nicole Paige Brooks
should have done.
She made it her own, and it was fascinating to watch.
What I love about Mistress Isabelle Brooks
is that she takes charge.
She came out, and she donkey-punched us
into submission. - Mm-hmm.
In fact, I didn't mind that her arms didn't extend
as far as they could have.
I was really focused on her acting, and I was sold.
Mm-hmm.
It's time to talk about Butthole.
Everybody's talking about Butthole, Ru.
Everybody's talking about Butthole.
She did some pretty tough choreography
that she absolutely could not have handled
if this was her season.
And then this runway look-- she's just wildly creative.
I thought it was very solid.
Yeah.
I love how Jorgeous is taking risks.
She's putting character into her characters now.
It's all completely effortless.
The runway--she was giving, like, 1880s
Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. - Yes!
I think the Western outfit was
a smart choice, because it was another aspect
of the Western experience.
- She stood out. - She stood out.
- Yeah. - Silence.
I have made my decision.
Bring back my All Stars.
Welcome back, All Stars.
Based on your "Starrbooty: the Rebooty" performances
and your Wild, Wild West runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
The top two All Stars of the week are...
Jorgeous...
And Lydia Butthole Kollins.
Holy shit!
Oh, my God.
Condragulations.
You've each earned two points.
The rest of you can step to the back of the stage.
Jorgeous and Butthole are moving on to the semifinals,
but there's still a chance for third place,
so I've got to figure out what I'm doing quickly.
- We could. - You tell me.
Mistress has been telling Kerri she's
going to give her her point.
So if me and Tina both give her our points,
then we can bump Mistress out of the top.
Jorgeous, Lydia, this week, you were both booty-ful.
But tonight there can only be one winner.
Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,
win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point
in the Tournament of All Stars.
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.
Oh, my God!
I'm for sure in the semifinals,
and now I need that extra point.
Because I'm not going to let this new bitch beat me.
Absolutely not.
Especially in a lip sync?
Mama, wrong girl.
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
♪ This ain't Texas ♪
♪ Ain't no hold 'em ♪
♪ So lay your cards down, down, down, down ♪
♪ So park your Lexus ♪
♪ And throw your keys up ♪
♪ Stick around, round, round, round, round ♪
♪ And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you ♪
♪ Come pour some sugar on me, honey too ♪
♪ It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown ♪
♪ Don't be a bitch ♪
♪ Come take it to the floor now, whoo ♪
♪ There's a tornado ♪
♪ In my city ♪
♪ Hit the basement ♪
♪ That shit ain't pretty ♪
♪ Rugged whiskey ♪
♪ 'Cause we survivin' ♪
♪ Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption ♪
♪ Passing time, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, one step to the right ♪
♪ We heading to the dive bar ♪
♪ We always thought was nice ♪
♪ This ain't Texas ♪
♪ Ain't no hold 'em ♪
♪ So lay your cards down, down, down, down ♪
♪ So park your Lexus ♪
♪ And throw your keys up ♪
Come on, Jorgeous!
♪ Stick around, round, round, round, round ♪
♪ And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you ♪
♪ Come pour some sugar on me, honey too ♪
♪ It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown ♪
♪ Don't be a bitch ♪
♪ Come take it to the floor now ♪
♪ I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you ♪
♪ Come pour some liquor on me, honey too ♪
♪ It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown ♪
♪ Don't be a ♪
♪ Come take it to the floor now ♪
Yes!
Yes!
Yes, girls.
All Stars, I've made my decision.
Jorgeous, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Yes, ma'am! - Yes, sister!
Oh, my God!
Who am I?
You've won a cash tip of $10,000,
and you've earned an extra point.
Thank you, Mother.
Nicole, Tina, Kerri, and Mistress,
please step forward.
Bottom four All Stars,
it's time for you to give your MVQ point
to the All Star you believe
is the most valuable queen of the week.
Choose wisely, because your MVQ points
could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
Now, in the event of a tie, I will choose who moves
forward to the semifinals.
The current scores are Jorgeous with 7.5 points,
Lydia Butthole Kollins with 6 points.
Mistress has 4.5.
Kerri Colby and Tina Burner both have 2 points,
and Nicole Paige Brooks has 1 point.
Queens, write down the names of your MVQ now.
My heart is down in the bottom of my stomach,
because I literally need every single girl
in the bottom to give me their point for me
to move on to the semifinals.
Lipsticks down.
Nicole Paige Brooks, which queen gets your MVQ point?
If we can bump Mistress out of the top, I'd be very happy.
I want to give it to who I think did the best in my group.
And that's Miss Kerri Colby.
I love you. - I love you.
Good luck.
That takes Kerri to three points.
Tina Burner, your turn.
I believe in playing fair.
Kerri did something tonight that I was so proud of.
And I'm happy I could be there to uplift you,
and I will continue to do that by giving you my point.
That takes Kerri to four points.
Kerri Colby, who gets your MVQ point?
Well, Mother, I can't vote for myself.
So I wanted to go ahead and right a wrong and even a score.
It comes down to me versus Kerri.
If she gives me a point, I'm in the next round.
I chose to write...
Tina Burner.
So Tina Burner gets Kerri's point,
which brings Tina to three points.
Mistress, who gets your MVQ point?
Mistress pulled a fast one on me.
So if she puts me in the semifinals,
justice would be served.
You know, we litigate.
So the first week, I did something
very nasty and out of character,
and I stole Nicole and Kerri's point.
And I did tell Kerri I was going to give her my point,
and I do think she did very well this challenge.
However, I knew she was going to be a fake bitch
and not give me her point.
So I gave my point to Lydia.
Oh.
You're welcome, daughter.
That takes Lydia to seven points.
Holy shit.
You know what, bitch?
Yeah, I am a motherfucking fake bitch--to you, girl.
Because, like, what the fuck?
You've been nothing but fake this
entire fucking competition,
and you really fucking tried me.
And I know you feel like shit for that, you bitch.
All Stars, all the points for this bracket
have now been awarded, which means,
Jorgeous, Lydia Butthole Kollins,
and Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
you are advancing to the semifinals.
Condragulations.
Nicole Paige Brooks, Tina Burner, Kerri Colby,
all is not lost.
You still have a chance to reenter the competition.
What?
Prior to the grand finale, each of our regular judges
will choose one eliminated All Star to be entered
into the wild card lottery.
What?
Randomly, one All Star will be selected to compete
in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown
and the chance to win $200,000.
Work.
Now, to our viewers, tune in next week
as the third and final bracket of All Stars arrive to compete.
Thank you, queens.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen.
All right, now let the music play.
♪ You make me feel ♪
♪ Whisper in my ear ♪
Bring on these other semifinal bitches.
I'm ready for them to feel my wrath.
The next queens have no idea what they're in for.
It's about to be stunts, shows, and shenanigans.
♪ ASMR you for real ♪
To the other queens in the next round,
I can't wait to meet you.
♪ ASMR lover, that is what you are ♪
Next time on the Tournament of All Stars...
Presenting bracket number 3.
I am not to be fucked with.
I am a legend.
I came here to kick ass.
Look out.
For this week's Tournament of All Stars Maxi Challenge,
you need to design and create a bewitching
look for the main stage.
- Goose bumps. - Yes.
I'm sold, I'm sold. I need to drink.
both: The witches will see you now.
Hi, Ariana Grande!
It's the most homosexual moment of my life.
I feel pressure
because it's, like, only three weeks, baby.
We have to bring it even harder.
I love a challenge.
She's going to meet you at the parking lot right now.
I'll remember that. Click and save.
I'm not just a bitch. I'm that bitch.
Oh, honey.
♪ You make me feel ♪
♪ Whisper in my ear ♪
♪ Whatever you have to say ♪
♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ ASMR lover ♪
♪ That's what you are to me ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ ASMR lover ♪
♪ That is what you are ♪
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