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Tonight on The Tonight Show.

I thought it would be funny if we maybe

just did some prank calls.

I'm going to call crazy Tony's shell say

that you're stuck in their bathroom

and there's no toilet paper.

Shell gas station.

You're not going to believe this.

Well, I'm stuck in your bathroom right now,

and there's no toilet paper Oh, my.

Hold on one second.

I'll be right there Wait, I got out.

From studio 60, in Rockefeller Center

in the heart of New York City.

It's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon Hey hey

hey hey Jimmy and his guests, Dakota Johnson Hey hey hey.

Jonathan Graf.

Musical guest Matt Berninger.

And featuring legendary roots crew.

214 and now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon Hey hey hey hey hey

hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey Hey hey

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

Come on.

That's what I'm talking about.

Whoa I love you.

Thank you, Thank you.

Enjoy yourself Welcome, everybody Welcome,

welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.

You're here.

You made it.

Thank you for watching at home.

It was a beautiful day here in New York City.

Wasn't it.

Beautiful although, although it's

hard to feel safe outside knowing that Todd and

Julie Chrisley are back roaming the streets,

so Yeah, it was a gorgeous day.

It was so nice.

Elon Musk was wearing sunglasses,

but that was just to cover his black eye.

And yeah, yeah, Elon Musk has officially

left the federal government, and

he showed up to his farewell event in the Oval office

with a black eye.

Take a look at this.

Whoa honestly, it's jarring to see Elon's face with any color

Yeah, Elon was in the office.

Oval office with a black eye.

Trump was like, if you needed some cover up,

I have tons of it.

You orange number 36.

I have autumnal squash.

I have a baby pumpkin.

Elon claims the bruise was a result of his kid punching him

while they were horsing around at,

one of his kids punched him, which narrows it down

to about 100 suspects, so.

I don't know who it is, but probably in the audience

tonight Yeah, yeah.

Elon showed up to his farewell event in the Oval office

with a black eye.

He said that his son hit him while they were playing.

But there are a lot of people who think that sounds made up.

It sounds like an excuse.

So right now Elon is explaining it using a special excuse

generator Really Yeah.

Check out how it works.

When people ask, how did you get that Black eye.

It tells him to say, I went to New York

wearing a Pacers Jersey.

So you weren't saying it's different excuses like I see.

So here's another.

Here's another, he could say.

I rode an elevator with Patti LuPone.

I mean, this is.

Anything could.

He could also say I told Trump that the McRib

is never coming back.

I mean, this is fighting stuff Wow finally,

he could say I crossed the street in front

of a self-driving Tesla.

These are good excuses.

Anything you use.

Anything so this kid punches me.

More news from the White House.

Apparently, Trump is upset that people

are making fun of him going back on his tariffs

by calling him taco, which stands

for Trump always chickens out.

Yep Trump was like, oh, it's more like pizza.

President is awesome.

Switching gears to some TV news here.

Netflix just announced that they

are releasing the final season of Stranger Things

this fall Woo I'm excited.

Fans are excited because it's been

three whole years since the last season came

out Yeah, it's been a while.

Just check out the promo I saw for the finale.

Look at this.

The fifth and final season of Stranger Things is almost here,

and it's time for one last adventure with the entire gang.

Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Will, and 11 take on Vecna.

Stranger things five Oh, they're old.

Growing up D Well, get this I read

that Mattel is working on a new movie based on the arcade

game whack-a-mole.

I got to say, it's an interesting choice.

So here now to talk about it is self-proclaimed whack-a-mole

expert, John orff Welcome to the show,

John Hey, Jimmy Hey, Jimmy.

Great to be here.

So so you're you're a whack-a-mole expert.

What exactly does that mean.

Well, it means just that I know everything there

is about whack-a-mole, Jimmy.

It's my passion.

After all these years of doing it, I become an expert.

How did you get into it.

Let's see I must have started whacking around

the time I was 12 or 13 Yeah The first time I whacked,

I was like, hey, I'm really good at this.

I didn't tell anyone No, no, no.

Where do you play Oh, Jimmy, I've

literally whacked everywhere.

I've whacked in arcades.

I've whacked in carnivals.

I even have a set up now so I can whack all night at home.

Sometimes my mom yells down to the basement.

John the whole damn house can hear you whacking.

You're shaking the foundation.

You know what.

Let's just forget about whack-a-mole.

Are there any other games that you like to play Oh,

I really love the game.

Bop it Oh, yeah.

That's fun Yeah, it's great because you can yank it.

Tug it, pull it, squeeze it, twist it, jerk it OK,

we get it, we get it, we get it.

Well, how about any team games.

Do you play any sports No I really prefer playing

with myself OK, that's enough.

I think that's all the time we have Wait,

can I just say one more thing Jimmy, please

Sure I love to OK, John.

Off everyone.

You can call me Jack.

I will not call you Jack.

Get him the out of here.

I don't know where he is.

Unbelievable John.

Off John.

His name is John.

Off and he wanted you to call him Jack off.

Well, some.

Some business news.

The maker of Nutter Butters, Chips Ahoy and Oreos

is suing algae for allegedly using packaging that blatantly

copies their products.

Here's the original packaging on the top and

then the algae packaging underneath.

Look at that Yeah algae apologized

and has a peace offering.

Sent Nabisco a bunch of delicious Pringles.

Nutter butter Hey, I saw that.

Tinder is testing out a new height

filter so users can set height requirements for their matches.

That's great.

They've fixed the 48th thing wrong with Tinder.

Yep guys on Tinder lie about their height.

Apparently, women are expecting Nutter Butters

and they're getting peanut butter cream cookies instead.

Some some more business news Tesla is allowing customers

to trade in their Cybertrucks Oh yeah,

they've even put out a message.

Look at this commercial.

We here at Tesla understand that many customers aren't

satisfied with the quality of their Cybertrucks,

and that's why you can now trade

in your Cybertruck for items of equal value

like a Razor scooter, a pair of headphones

ordered off Temu, a signed headshot of Kevin federline,

and a half eaten can of sardines

left by a train drifter trait.

Yours in today Wow well, speaking of Kaz,

did you guys hear about the big Volvo recall.

It's not good.

Watch this.

Volvo is recalling over 400,000 vehicles

in the US over an issue with the rear view camera Oh, man.

I drive a Volvo Oh, jeez.

Sorry about that, Tariq.

It's OK.

I still have my trusty Volkswagen Oh oh.

What?

roll the clip.

More than 170,000 vehicles are being

recalled by the Volkswagen Group of America

due to a camera glitch.

What?

I'm sorry about that, Tariq.

Man, how am I supposed to get to the store.

I need to buy a vacuum so I can clean up before my big party

this weekend Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to that.

What kind of vacuum do you need.

Well, either an NCS 0.06 pounds pro or an NCS 60 cordless

stick vacuum.

Stop using the x60 pro and the NCS 60 cordless

stick vacuums immediately.

You got to be kidding me.

I'm so sorry, Tariq.

It's fine.

I'm still excited for the party because I'm serving

everyone ice cream Ooh nice.

What kind Oh, you're going to love this.

I got, like, 16,000 gallons of ice cream and frozen yogurt

that was sold in three gallon tubes

with Best Buy tubs Excuse me.

More than 16,000 gallons of ice cream and frozen

yogurt have been recalled.

The recalled items were sold in three gallon tubes

with best tubs Excuse me.

You know what.

Well, I'll just order some ready to eat meals online.

What kind.

Well, the products come from a ready to eat food company,

eco Excuse me.

The company called Fresh and ready foods.

The products come from a ready to eat food company Excuse me.

Company called fresh and ready foods.

That's it man, I'm done.

All right, Tariq Trotter, everyone.

Tariq Trotter just going to make it to our party.

Tough bad news.

Well, listen to this, guys.

A dust cloud the size of the continental US

is headed for Florida.

People in Florida are nervous while the dust

cloud is terrifying.

They're like, I heard things that happened in Florida.

Just to be safe everyone in Florida

wrapped their couch in plastic 50 years ago.

And finally, Newark Airport just

reopened a closed runway that was causing massive delays.

And they did it in two weeks ahead of schedule.

You got to love the airport.

They could be early.

They can be late, but they can never be on time.

What a show we have for you tonight.

Dakota Johnson is here this evening.

Dakota Jonathan Graf is joining us.

And we got music from Matt Berninger.

We'll be right back with Dakota Johnson.

Come on back, everybody Good the second round

where the movies are two seconds long Yeah this

will make it easier Yeah no, we got this.

Let's see the next Rom wedding thing.

I did it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

John, just to let you you're still the best.

That's right.

Our first guest is a talented actress

who Stars alongside Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans

in the new movie materialists, which is in theaters June 13.

Everyone, please welcome Dakota Johnson.

Turn it over go to your room upstairs in the material world,

I guess.

In the material world.

Our spirits.

In the material world of spirits.

In the material world.

That's what I'm talking about Welcome back.

Dakota Welcome back.

It's always great to see you Oh, God Oh, no are you OK

Yeah Hey, hey Hey, bud.

You look fantastic.

This is the wrong outfit No, no, I think it's perfect.

Look great.

Thanks I'm so happy you're back.

And it's always great to see you.

Do you remember the last time I saw you.

It was in this building for the SNL 50.

Saturday Night Live 50th anniversary.

And I saw you in the hallway and we talked.

That's true Yeah Did you have fun.

That was amazing.

Wasn't that night crazy.

It was really crazy.

Didn't you think it was crazy.

I feel like everyone thought it was so crazy.

The best mood and walking around and like, nothing,

really, everything, nothing really surprised me

because it was like De Niro's over here Yeah I mean,

did did you see anyone that you freaked out.

Well, I was watching from under the bleachers

where Lauren watches Oh, yeah.

I didn't go and sit-in the audience, which

I thought was really special Wow look

at you I know because me and Lauren, you know.

Was Lauren there.

He was, like, going back and forth when he knew

he was going to be on camera.

He'd be in the audience OK, so you're in the bleachers Yes

And I saw, like, all the greatest

comedians, just like walking through,

getting ready to go do their bits.

It's the coolest thing in the world.

Mike Myers just preparing, like,

in the corner to be a woman.

It was amazing. You're like, you're Mike Myers.

You don't need to practice.

You're just the funniest person ever.

And then Pedro was in a sketch and like,

hugged him kind of through the wall.

And he was standing next to Meryl Streep.

True and of course I didn't.

It was hilarious.

I didn't want to ignore her.

So I was like Hi.

And she reached for me and kissed my hand.

Whoa that's all you.

You can't buy that reaction.

Everyone was like, do it again No, that was so good.

Do it again.

One two.

Three good actors.

My audience.

I didn't know we could all act Yeah

That's it Welcome to the drama class.

And this is our guest speaker, Dakota Johnson

Yeah That's amazing.

I do love it was really special.

She probably has no idea who I am.

She's just a nice lady No, she does, she does.

I wanted to ask you about this because there

was an Elle magazine did this thing called phoning it in,

where celebrities prank call other celebrities.

And you got pranked by Billie Eilish.

I don't want anyone hyperventilating

No more of that reaction.

But some of them No, but all right,

I thought it would be funny if we

maybe just did some prank calls now, but these are just random.

These are.

These are businesses.

These are random businesses.

All right, I'm going to call.

I'm going to call crazy Tony's shell.

What is that.

Probably a seafood restaurant 9 2.

Eight ooh.

Say that you're stuck in their bathroom 3, 4.

And there's no toilet paper.

You do it.

Shell gas station.

You're not going to believe this.

Can you help me.

Well, I'm stuck in your bathroom right now,

and there's no toilet paper Oh, my.

Hold on one second.

I'll be right there.

Well, wait, I got out.

I don't like this.

I don't like that.

That felt that she was being nice.

She was nice.

She was being really nice Oh, no.

I felt bad.

I don't like doing prank calls.

Let's send her flowers.

My acting is too good.

Merrill?

Merrill, where are you Unbelievable

We will send flowers Yes she's come to help me.

That was nice Oh or maybe she just hung out.

Maybe she just hung up on me, I don't know

Hey Oh, that was very funny.

Let's talk about your movie materialist OK yeah,

we were excited.

People are pumped Yeah Well, it's three great people.

We love everyone in this movie.

It is you.

It is Chris Evans, and it's Pedro Pascal.

I mean, who did you know either of them

before making this movie I knew Pedro before.

I didn't know Chris, but Pedro and I were homies Oh, yeah.

You guys guys hang out all the time.

We actually do hang out all the time

when we're in the same place.

I have a photo of you at a Stevie Nix concert Oh, yeah.

Where was this.

In London.

Come on. He's wearing my.

That's my sweater.

He does that a lot.

He takes my clothes.

My clothes.

He does Yeah, like always underdressed Yeah So.

But I mean, like, he was wearing a t-shirt

and it's cold outside Yeah not like he forgot his pants.

Was he wearing pants No that's so funny,

though, that he's wearing.

That's your sweater Yeah I heard that you

were going to tell this story.

And this is a weird, coincidental, crazy story.

I don't know if it makes any sense,

but I was at a party three years ago,

and your dad was sitting next to me.

He got forced to sit next to me, and I talked his ear off.

He's great.

Don Johnson.

Who loves who doesn't love Don Johnson.

So I'm talking to Don Johnson, and we're having a great time.

Or at least I was. And I'm talking to him.

And on the way out, I said, take care of Donald Good

to see you. He was so nice to me.

And I go, by the way, I love your sweater,

dude Isn't that weird.

I actually said that I loved his sweater.

Did you love it.

I really did love his sweater.

And then the next day, I get a delivery,

and it's his sweater Oh, your dad gave me his sweater.

That's really cute.

I thought it'd be cool if you borrow this.

And then you just have the little adventures with this.

And the next time you come on the show,

you can tell me where you were.

Like the Sistahood of the traveling cardigan

Yes, it's a new movie, and I'm offering you to do it with me

today OK you're in Yeah fist bump it out, man Wait hold on.

Are you giving it away because you don't like

it No, I really do love him.

And I love that sweater. Don't give it away.

You're going to take it back after the show I'll take

it back now if you want to.

But no, I think it could be kind of fun.

It's just a little fun challenge.

It's a separate challenge. It could be nothing.

You don't have to.

I don't want you to give it to anyone.

Just look how good it looks on you.

Are you kidding me.

You're a natural Yes that's what

we've been waiting for Woo now let's talk about the movie

OK materialists.

What is it about.

Materialist is about a really young and beautiful.

Materialist is about a matchmaker in New York City who

is very, very good at her job.

And she is also trying to figure out

for herself what love means and what is really

actually valuable in life.

And how does Pedro and Chris Evans Oh,

it's sort of a bit of a love triangle.

It has to be Yeah, it's a little.

And it's fun.

It's funny Yeah yeah.

It's everything.

It's great.

It's everything Yeah, I think it was really great.

And I want to show everyone a clip.

Here's Dakota Johnson in materialist.

Take a look.

See see see see see see beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Hey,

my speech is that if the girl asks for a 6 foot tall drink

of water in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand and

a good hairline, you deliver.

Come on now, Dakota Johnson, everybody.

Materialist is in theaters June 13.

Dakota and I are doing something fun

when we come back.

Stick around.

What are we go Oh, yeah.

We're playing against this opponent.

Splash I was taking a bath.

Go up and down about a Saturday night Yes rub a dub.

Just relaxing in the tub thinking everything

was all right.

Got real loaded Yeah far as I can see,

Got real loaded Yeah far as I can see,

I made it to the threshold Yeah That's good Guys,

we are back with the one, the only Dakota Johnson.

Now Dakota, you were starring in the new romantic comedy

materialists, so we thought we'd put your romcom

skills to the test.

It's time for fast forward.

Faster All right, now, here's how this works.

All right, we're going to play an entire Rom.

It's real.

You think it was real I know I had to test it Yeah sorry.

We're going to play an entire Rom from start to finish.

But it's been sped up to be only three seconds

long Oh, whoever buzzes in first

has to say what the movie is.

If we're wrong, the other person gets a chance to steal.

Are you ready for this OK, let's see the first.

Where are we watching it Oh, I don't know Yeah,

I guess maybe that monitor.

Where are we watching it Oh, there's a monitor here.

All right.

Ready hands over the buzzer or by your buzzer

if you want to OK I don't want to cheat.

Let's see the first movie Oh, Bridget Jones.

Bridget Jones or Bridget Jones diary.

I love that movie.

I love that movie.

I love Bridget Jones diary No, I didn't, but I didn't

understand what was happening.

Don't be letting me win, OK.

Trust me, I won't.

But I love it.

I love Bridget Jones's Diary.

Bridget Jones diary two edge of reason.

I love that there's a new one Yeah, and it's really good.

You saw it Of course I saw it.

It's on Peacock Oh it's out Yes you're going to love it

I'm going to love it.

You really are.

All right, let's see the next one OK Oh, God go.

You went first Oh, it's a wedding dress somewhere.

Was it sleeping.

Sleepless in Seattle.

I saw Hanks in there.

But who got married.

I said it first. You definitely said it.

You've got the point.

Take that point away from me.

But who got married in that movie.

Wasn't it a kid and he picked up a phone or something

Yes Who got married.

I don't remember.

You don't.

I don't remember either.

But someone was there.

A wedding dress and something I just saw.

All right.

I'm not good at this game.

All right, here we go.

It's really hard.

All right. Is it though.

I can't see very well, so I'm like.

You're beating me to 0.

So what are you talking.

I can't say it's really hard.

I can say it's really hard.

You're killing me.

All right, I'm getting this one Oh, sorry Yes

I'm terrible at this Oh, love.

Actually oh my gosh.

I've never been killed this much.

I've never been beaten this bad.

We're your preparation position is like a squat position.

You're not sitting in your chair.

Well, I was squatting.

I was getting ready to go.

I was getting ready to jump like a Puma

and attack the buzzer.

The next one I am Yeah, but now we're going to a second round

where the movies are two seconds long Yeah,

this will make it easier Yeah no, we got this.

Let's see the next Rom.

Rom Wedding singer.

Singer I did it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it,

I got it.

There's no way.

There's no way.

Did I not say it first.

Doesn't matter.

The buzzer.

The buzzer doesn't lie.

The buzzer.

The buzzer doesn't lie, milady.

The buzzer doesn't.

Stop pressing it like that.

All right, here we go.

God damn it. Let's see.

That was great.

That's a great movie Yes, it is the best movie Wait, what.

Rom coms are left in the world.

In the history of.

Of movies Yeah, I'm trying to think, OK, I've.

I mean, because that would help with this game Oh, I got it.

Let's go.

Next movie Yeah, I got it.

I'm just going to say.

Press the button.

Well, I was hoping it would be when Harriett Met Sally.

It wasn't No it wasn't.

It was not, unfortunately.

You've got mail No what was it.

Say anything.

Say anything Wow can I see it again.

Can I see it again.

It's only two seconds Oh oh, yeah Yeah yeah yeah.

Say anything Yeah that was great.

Lloyd Dobler.

Ione Skye.

Really All right, here we go.

The final round. We're moving.

I just heard from the judges that we're

moving on to the final round.

This movie is one second long.

It is also worth a thousand points.

Dollars?

you mean points Wait a second I know what it is.

You know what it is Yeah, it's gotta be.

If it isn't this, then what is there left.

Let's go to 1 when Harriett Met Sally.

By the way.

Thank you.

Dakota Johnson, everybody.

Materialist is out June 13 and is a great romantic comedy.

We'll be right back with Jonathan Graf.

He called for an end to all logging in to.

Should be logging in. Look at me.

Rocking it to 15.

Rocking it, rocking it, rocking it concerned with the pay

Rocking it, rocking it, rocking it concerned with the pay

that I earned.

You know I'm more concerned about what my kids earn.

Our next guest is a Tony and Grammy winning performer.

He Stars in the Broadway musical

just in time, which is playing now at the circle

in the square theater.

Please welcome one of our favorites, Jonathan Graf.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's right.

I love you.

Jonathan Graf, welcome back Jimmy Fallon,

I'm so happy to be back.

Much to discuss.

Since you've been here Yes this bird has flown.

And you have.

You have won a Tony Award Yes you're a Tony Award winner.

Tony Award winner, Jonathan Graf Oh,

well deserved, well deserved.

Thank you so much.

How does it feel to to have the Tony Award.

But also how does it feel you got your doctorate

as well Yes, yes.

Now is it like a Franklin and Marshall College

back in Pennsylvania where I'm from Yeah such an honor.

And it was an honor.

Was it an honorary doctorate Yeah That's

how much of an honor it was.

That's how much of an honor it was.

It was an honorary.

I never went to college, so this was like, a big deal

for me Yeah So now do.

Does everyone have to call you Doctor.

I make everyone at circle in the square call me Doctor.

Doctor prof Yeah yeah.

Who accepted the the honor for you

Oh, thank you for showing this.

This is Sue Fisher, who I also.

I thanked her in my Tony speech last year.

She is my middle school drama teacher and

an incredible teacher, English teacher, drama director

at Conestoga Valley Middle school,

and she accepted the doctorate on my behalf.

I love you, Sue Fisher Oh, come on,

she's got to be proud Yes, she's got to be proud of her.

I wish sue like, did she know that you

were going to go this far and win Tonys and be amazing.

And she sat me down after the play in middle school and said,

you should pursue this as a career.

And I had never I had always loved performing and

dressing up and playing pretend,

but I never thought of it as a career.

Were you always getting the leads in middle school.

What grade is middle school Yeah, well, we did two plays

together in seventh grade.

We did a version of Hercules where I was horse

head number 4 and hydra head.

I remember.

I remember that Yeah, yeah, that was great.

Really memorable.

Is that horse head Yeah number four Yeah no, I totally

get number four Yeah, yeah.

You remember one, 2, three.

I'm forgettable Yeah, but four 4

was like, that kid's got something Yeah.

So you stuck with it.

So I stuck with it.

And then in eighth grade, to all you

students out there, like, worked

really hard on my audition.

And I got the lead in the play best in the West.

I played Teddy best.

It was a Western play Wow and that

was when Sue told me that I should pursue it as a career.

Eighth grade Yeah So any of you kids

out there who want to be actors.

Jonathan Graf really started in eighth grade.

Yep, yep, that was it.

You can do it.

I have two little kids that I know.

One is my daughter, who is 10 years old.

Franny and her friend Johnny love you and listen to you

every single day of my life.

I listen to you as King George every day.

We love you so much in our house.

And they want to be.

They love you.

They love you Oh my God.

So if you're ever around the Fallon household,

you have a place to stay.

You have a place to eat.

You have a family who loves you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much No problem.

Thank you.

I want to say, I don't know if you're on the the internet.

Do you have Instagram and all this.

I'm not on any social media.

So this is what I'm about to show

is an exclusive photo that that you brought just for this show

Yes And you went to the Beyonc concert Yes

this is Yes, Cowboy Carter Yes, I went on Sunday last week.

How was it.

It was life changing.

She's amazing.

It is life changing.

I'm going again on our day off in July

to see her in Washington, DC No way

Yeah I'm obsessed Yeah, a lot of people.

Have you seen it yet.

Have you seen the the Cowboy Carter tour Not you gotta go.

It's so good. It really is good.

It's so good.

Maybe I'll go to the DC one Yeah Let's go together.

We'll go together.

All right.

So you got to get an outfit, though OK well, this is what.

This is what you wore.

I don't know if I can get away with this.

This is.

Explain yes.

Explain what's going on.

Explain yourself.

Shout out.

Explain yourself.

Shout out to Valeria.

Valeria yammine, one of the incredible cast members

of our show, who did this photo shoot

with me on our Derek McLane's Tony nominated

set at just in time.

And also shout outs to go at the Leatherman

on Christopher Street.

Who got me baby's first chaps.

These are called baby.

These are called baby's first chaps.

I'm the baby and those are my first chaps Listen,

it was cowboy themed, but also I

wanted it to feel a little gay, a little

like a little nod to Renaissance

as well, which I saw.

I saw that tour four times.

I went with my friends Yeah, we took.

We took four.

We took three vans from the show.

The cast members and a bunch of my friends

went to go see the tour together,

and it was a total blast.

How?

just rate the chaps.

How are they to wear Oh, my God, it's my new fetish I like.

I learned so much about myself.

Once I got into those chaps Really Yeah.

The smell of the leather.

All right, all right, let's get into it.

Let's get into.

While we're here, we got to talk about Broadway.

Congratulations let's talk about it.

Let's talk about it with just in time.

This is an amazing show.

You do everything in this.

You act, you sing, you dance.

It's about Bobby Darin.

It's directed by Alex Timbers, who is one of the greatest

directors out there. I love him.

But you're getting rave reviews on this.

I did not know the story about Bobby Darin at all Yeah,

I just knew he was a great singer.

I knew Splish Splash Yeah, Splish Splash.

I was taking a bath.

Go up and down about a Saturday night Yes rub a dub.

Just relaxing in the tub thinking everything

was all right.

I got real low Yeah, sorry.

I went an octave real low.

But I do know that.

What other songs do you.

Mack the knife, Mack the knife.

Beyond the. Beyond the sea.

Dream lover.

If I were a Carpenter.

I mean, the list goes on and on and on.

He was a prolific.

He was a prolific, Grammy winning singer.

He was an Oscar nominated actor, movie

star, songwriter, producer.

But by all accounts, he was at the height of his powers

when he was at the center of a nightclub floor.

So Alex Timbers visionary director and his design team

have transformed the circle and the square into a nightclub.

The Tonys are next week.

Yeah, OK.

And you might be two time Tony winner Jonathan Graf.

Just saying.

Find out.

We're going to find out.

Jonathan Graf, everybody.

For tickets to.

Just in time at the circle in the square theater,

go to Justin time.

Broadway.com we'll be right back

with more Tonight Show Yes, y'all to the beat on party.

Having people guaranteed to be like having a ball.

Promoter when I start promoter, I talk from New York to South

hold up and drink ginger ale or root beer soda.

But I never get it.

I got the under.

15 back off to this auction, leaving y'all's dividend

stocks at the bottom.

Performing Bonnet of pins from his new solo album get sunk.

Please welcome Matt Berninger.

It takes a lot to really sir.

You always leave traces in the leaves.

Never thought I'd see her here.

Never thought I'd see her again.

She sidewinders through the room to me

with a real cigarette in a Styrofoam cup.

She still wears her father's leather jacket.

She holds out her hands.

And I stand to receive.

Try to remember the last time I'd seen her.

Somehow she looked young, me back.

She finishes off my drink.

The time to ponder the things I've said.

I thought I'd find you much quicker than this.

You must've thought I didn't exist.

Poor you.

I do.

We better go before your boyfriend.

She says she takes photos of tractor bones.

And sells them to model luxury homes.

The closest thing she's ever found to love

is the kind you can't get rid of fast enough.

She finishes off my drink and puts on the things I said.

I thought I'd find you much quicker than this.

You must have thought I didn't exist for you, I do.

We better go before your boyfriends try

to take the step to the bottom where the lights are out,

and I'll be there with a lighter and a knife.

I can't forget the questionnaires

and the oral history.

I don't care how many times you almost said you missed.

It's a gut instinct, Sheldon.

It's a puff of smoke.

And it gets me every time.

It's a pretty good joke I know that you miss

me I know that you miss me.

There's nothing for a lifetime.

She finishes up my drink and puts on a bottle of pills

and sat down.

Now I find you much quicker than this.

You must have thought I didn't make this for you, I do.

I thought I'd find it much quicker than this.

You must've thought I didn't exist for you, I do.

We better go before your boyfriends crowd.

There you go. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it.

Come on.

You know that's how you do it.

There Matt Berninger, everybody get sunk is out now.

We'll be right back, everybody Woo I'm doing it through.

Well, I'm the living definition of improving the groove.

Use the same tools to shoot that cooperage.

You take your input to the river

Give me two separate shows.

Hulu you really ain't nobody.

It's a worn out process.

OGs got a worn out conscience.

My thanks to Dakota Johnson.

Jonathan Graf.

Matt Berninger once again.

And the roots from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Thank you for watching.

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