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You really know what you're doing there,

Devin. Derek. Oh, really? It's my

cousin's name.

Oh, anyway, that was a lot of fun, man.

Yeah, man.

We should do this again sometime. Or are

you not really into that sort of thing?

What sort of thing? Seen people more

than once? No, I

am. I have a boyfriend actually for like

over a year. So, I've definitely seen

him more than once. And he's okay with

this. I mean, okay is a strong word. No,

it's not. It's fine. Don't worry about

it. But I actually I got to run.

This is your place, right?

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Oh, Charlie, I am not still getting

ready. Lucas is going to pick me up and

I'll be there in like 2 seconds. Can you

hurry up? Mom says that she needs some

gay energy at the house right now.

Charlie, tell your brother we're putting

the flag up. She did not. Hold on. What

are you wearing?

No, I'm You cannot take photos on that.

Get something from my closet. Okay. Um,

yes, Finn. She is putting up the pride

flag right now. Will you tell her it

doesn't count if she takes it down after

I leave? She's trying.

Uh, Lucas is here. I got to go.

Okay. So, remember the plan?

We're the happiest couple the world has

ever seen. That sounded sarcastic.

Everything all right?

Uh I just can't wait to see your

parents. All

right. Damn. Matt and Johnny got

engaged.

Mhm.

That's crazy. I mean, we are kind of at

that age. So, it's so funny when the

gays try and keep up with the straits.

Like, give it two weeks, they're going

to have a golden doodle. What's the

problem with a monogous lifestyle? I

mean, just because you're gay doesn't

mean you have to be a

I'm not a but not every

relationship has to be like vanilla and

cookie cutter. I don't know. I want

that.

Well, what if I don't? Well,

then Well, then

what? You know

what? This whole open thing isn't

working for me anymore.

Look, this fall I saw all of these

loving, happy families taking their kids

to the pumpkin patch and finding the

perfect pumpkin.

And as much as I would love to see us in

their shoes, I don't think it'll happen

like

this. Why are we watching families at

the s Come on. Okay, I'm sorry, but like

I'm not really dreaming of matching

plaid family portraits right now. And I

don't know that I ever will. I mean,

what am I supposed to say to my parents

who would have been married for 8 years

already at my age? Like, sorry, Mom and

Dad. I came out too late in life, and

now I feel like I'm behind and trying to

catch up.

You underestimate them. Yeah, well, it's

easier to make them happy.

Can we just discuss later? discuss

later. You sound like an email.

Did you really just storm away from me?

What even are we, Finn? You're my

boyfriend. We are together. I don't

know. God, does everything need a label?

After all this time, yeah, you say you

love me, I do love you, but I said I

didn't want to talk about this right

now. You never want to talk about it,

and I'm sick of wasting time. How are

you not sick of it? Sick of what?

Putting up a front all the time. What

would you like me to do instead? Be

honest with yourself or at least with me

or we can break up.

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I thought I heard you two slay. Harley,

you look amazing. Oh, you

too. And how's my favorite twink? I'm

clearly not a twink.

Am I?

Twink tendencies. Well, let's go inside

and celebrate, shall we? Oh, what are we

celebrating?

Finn, you didn't tell him. Tell him

what? About me getting 100k.

That's what we're here for.

Obviously, and you guys. I don't mean to

lick my own glitter or anything, but the

gays love me like obsessed,

as they

should. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, baby. Babe,

you're looking fine as hell. Oh, thanks,

Ricky Poo.

You too, Linda. Oh, stop it. You really

think so? That's it. Milk alert.

Absolutely not. What's MIL?

This is ridiculous.

What is she famous for? She posts get

ready with me.

Get ready with me. Celebrating my

100,000.

Did you really mean what you said

earlier? Thought you didn't want to talk

about it. Well, you always play these

games. Oh, I'm the one who plays games.

Um, yeah. That's complete My

dad's coming. We're happy. Remember?

What do you two love birds talking

about? Oh, just games and stuff. That's

a great idea. Hey, hun. Yeah, Jack. The

boys want to play a game. Dad, you made

us get rid of all the games because they

took up too much room in storage. Oh,

that's right. I needed room for Marella.

His Vespa. It got too cold in the

garage.

See, we've got some conversation cards.

We use them during book club when things

get awkward.

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So, uh, how do we play? I think you just

ask a question to whoever the arrow

lands on. Sounds kind of boring. No. Oh,

come on now. It'll be fun. You really

get to know the people you're playing

with.

I'm so happy for you, too.

We were beginning to think Finn would

end up alone forever, right, Don? Yeah,

that's sweet. Supportive. Well, there's

no way that could happen. Yeah. Um,

every day I wake up and think how lucky

I am to have such a thoughtful, devoted,

and selfless man in my life.

Finny.

All right. Who's first?

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All right.

What is your favorite book to read and

why? Oh. Um,

I'll pick a different

one. If you could live anywhere, where

would you want to live? Maybe by the

beach with your lovely daughter, our two

kids, and a cute little golden doodle to

walk during sunset. Oh,

Ricky, you're going to make me cry.

Who's next?

Oh, my turn.

John or

sir, how do you feel about your

relationship with your family? I mean,

it's great, but I I do

wish we were a little bit

closer. Especially you, Finny.

Wait, really? Of course.

You never keep us updated on what you

and Lucas are up

to. Your mom and I are cool fans. We

would love to hear more about

your

LGBT lifestyle. My

turn.

Finn, where do you see yourself in 5

years? I can't wait to hear this one.

Um, probably settle down with Lucas and

maybe even married. Who knows? 5 years

is a long time. My fans would love a gay

wedding. Oh my god. Beautiful. Yeah, but

all we really want is to take our kids

to the pumpkin patch every year, right,

babe? Are you kidding me?

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Yo, Lucas, I I don't want to lie to your

parents anymore. What's going on? Yeah,

Finn. What's going on?

You know what? My guess is that it won't

end up like that or together at all.

Okay, I think it's time that we head

out. Stop avoiding

everything. Thank you for having me over

tonight. Uh, and Charlie, congrats.

I will see

you when I see

you, Lucas. But

wait.

Oh, what happened? I knew something was

up. I read them earlier.

What? I'm an empath.

Your daughter has a gift.

We can go to the pumpkin patch. We want

different things.

Lucas, you already know who you are and

you're not scared of

that. And I think that

I want to experience

more. You

know, I can tell you're starting to

figure it out on your

own. And

honestly, I couldn't have wanted it any

other way for

you. We can make this

work. Not everything works.

It's okay for you to still be trying to

figure out who you are, but I don't

think I can be a part of that.

I still love you.

I'm gonna

go.

Yeah. I'm

sorry.

Bye. Bye, Lucas.

came out of nowhere. Well, Lucas

left and we broke up.

Oh, Finny.

I'm sorry, Finn.

Thank you.

What happened?

Where do I begin?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I am.

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Hey. Hey. What's up? Thought I'd never

see you again.

Well, here I

am. What are you waiting

for? Come on in.

Yeah.

Um,

actually, I know this is weird and I

said we would hang out, but uh I can't

do this right now. Wait, what? I'm going

to go. I'm sorry. Is this about your

boyfriend?

Actually, we just broke up. Shocker.

Anyway, I'll see

you. Will

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you Heat. Heat.

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