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Trust no one!

Trust no one!

Now!

Don't you worry! Now!

Don't you worry!

Now!

Now!

Don't you worry!

Mother goddess!

Hail lord!

Oh Pious One let me follow your path.

Oh Pious One let me follow your path.

Oh Pious One let me follow your path., Oh Pious One let me..

Oh Pious One let me follow your path...

Oh Pious One let me follow your path...

Oh Pious One let me follow your path...

Oh Pious One let me..

Dear, what happened? Daddy, a scoundrel has been following me!

What?

It's him! - Ok.

What do you think you are doing?

Until yesterday, you would tease girls on the road!

Now you dare knock on their doors?

But sir, this - Shut up!

Get lost, or I will shoot you!

I am a colonel in the army, ok?

Sir, she took my umbrella.

Umbrella?

I thought it was my umbrella.

I picked up yours accidentally.

I am sorry.

It's ok. - I'm sorry!

My daughter made a mistake.

It's all right.

Look, it's raining very heavily. You can go when it stops.

Come inside. Oh, come on! Come in!

I like that! Priya dear, why tea?

Raj is drenched. Bring him some rum!

No sir, I don't drink.

Come on, drink it. There is nothing better than rum in the rains.

Alcohol doesn't go well with me.

I lose control when I drink.

Everybody does lose control, but

Daddy! Don't force anyone to drink. Ok, I am sorry!

Have tea!

Tell me. I went to the temple, the shrine and the church

because tomorrow are my exam results. Why did you go there?

I'll get my result tomorrow, too.

The Bombay Polo Club is sending a coach to Switzerland.

I have come from Jaipur for that interview.

Where did you learn to play polo?

From my dad.

He was the captain of the Jaipur Royal Club in his youth.

I used to play there too!

What is your daddy's name?

Vijay Malhotra. My god! What a coincidence!

I have played with him many times!

He was a wonderful player!

Anyway, I know the people at the polo club here very well.

I can recommend you if you want.

No sir, I believe in merit.

And I am very confident that I will get this job.

I like that spirit!

Keep it up, my son!

He is a good boy! It has stopped raining, I will take your leave.

Go OK! All the best, my boy!

Excuse me! My phone!

Hello! Yes.

Thank you for the tea.

I am very sorry.

You were inconvenienced because of me.

You don't have to be sorry.

I got a chance to make new friends in this city.

Bye. - Bye.

I wanted to say that - That you left your umbrella behind?

Right! I will get it right away!

Thanks.

Welcome.

Bye.

Bye.

May I come in, sir?

Come in, Raj!

Come in! Sir!

Yes, I am the chairman of the polo club.

No need for an interview, young man!

You have got full marks!

And today the members of the polo club witnessed..

..your skills on the playground. Congratulations! You got the job!

Thank you, sir. - Not at all, young man!

Congratulations! How did you know that I passed the interview?

From the joy on your face.

Congratulations to you also. - Why?

You passed your exams.

How did you know?

From the joy on your face.

Let's celebrate. - Ok.

You choose the restaurant

because I am a stranger in this city.

Ok. I will take you to a place where strangers become friends.

Excuse me.

You two are wondering what to start with, right?

I suggest you start with juice.

It is an appetizer and also helps to pass the time.

So you can talk for along time too.

So what should I get you?

Orange, sweet lime, apple, or pineapple?

A sweet lime juice for me.

And for you? - Orange juice. Ok. - Just a minute.

Bring 2 glasses of sweet lime juice.

I like sweet lime juice.

Excuse me!

Bring 2 glasses of orange juice.

I like orange juice.

Just a minute!

This is your treat. So the choice should be yours.

No, you are giving the treat. So it's your choice.

May I suggest something?

I will get you two mixed juices.

Then both your choices will be mixed. Two-in-one!

Keep talking!

Mixed juice solved the juice problem.

But we cannot order any food where both our choices can be mixed.

So let's go somewhere where all our choices can be mixed.

And where is that place?

I haven't seen it, but I have heard of it.

I heard that in Switzerland peoples’ choices blend into one.

The polo club is sending one coach to Switzerland, and not two.

But the coach's wife can go with him, right?

Not for the moon, nor for the stars.

Not for the flowers, nor for spring.

Not for glances, nor for hints.

Not for loved ones, nor for strangers.

I am waiting for a stranger.

What can I say? I'm in love with a stranger.

That stranger I know.

He appears in my dreams.

Oh stranger, my heart is restless for you.

I am waiting for a stranger.

What can I say? I'm in love with a stranger.

That stranger I know.

He appears in my dreams.

Oh stranger, my heart is restless for you.

I am waiting for a stranger.

What can I say? I'm in love with a stranger.

In the breeze blowing In the fragrant streets.

I saw her face in the beautiful scenery.

He distracts me, he Is crazy.

He thirsts for my kiss, he is a lover in his heart.

That stranger I know.

He appears in my dreams.

Oh stranger, my heart is restless for you.

I am waiting for a stranger.

What can I say? I'm in love with a stranger.

Now I stay awake waiting for him.

I pray that we're united soon.

Oh darling, distance is a requisite in love.

The heartbeats indicate it is only a few days separation.

That stranger I know.

He appears in my dreams.

Oh stranger, my heart is restless for you.

I am waiting for a stranger.

What can I say? I'm In love with a stranger.

Wow! - This is your house, Mr. Raj.

Your car and your keys.

Thank you. - All the best.

Raj, what a beautiful house!

The car is very nice too! Look, how beautiful the lawn is!

This is our house, not that one.

And this is our car.

This one! - Why?

Don't you like it? - No, it is very nice.

Shall we go inside? - Yes.

WC! He means, welcome!

Thank you. - Thank you.

You are?! - I am BP, he is LP.

That is Bhanu Pratap - This is Lokhand Pal.

Lakhan, not Lokhand! - Ok.

I am Raj, and this is Priya, my wife.

Hello! - How are you? Very good.

This is my CD. - And this is my VCD!

He means my name is Champa Devi.

And my name is Veena Chandra Devi.

There is a complete audio-video system in here!

We were eagerly waiting for you to hear the latest gossip from India.

Spicy gossip’s never in the local newspapers. Right? - Right.

In India, one glance at the front page and you see news about riots,

corruption, encounters and other exciting happenings.

What say? - Yes, you are right.

I hear there it's always EEY!

Election every year! - Yes.

Do you live in the same neighbourhood?

This is my house.

I am the COS here, and he is the VOS.

Chairman of the Society, and Vice-chairman of the Society.

Now that you are a member of the society, listen to the ROS.

Rules of the society.

Hold it. - Give. Number 1.

It is important to go on morning walks for good digestion. Yes.

Because there are no pothole ridden roads here

where the bumpy ride digests your food.

Ok? Number 2.

Clothes like bed sheets, pants,

shirts, petticoats must be hung out to dry on your terrace.

So a white man can tell it's an Indian house from a distance. Ok?

Number 3. - Just a minute!

Your ROS seem extra long.

May we do EH?

EH? - EH! He means may we enter the house? Why not? - Why not?

Why not? Go ahead. - Thank you. Let's go.

Where are you going?

Let them do EH. We have already done ours. Yes..

Let us do GIH. - GIG!

Meaning go inside the house?

Yes. - Again?

Yes. Come on.

We will only talk. Come with me.

Priya!

Wow! You have turned into a housewife the very first day!

Yes of course!

What kind of food would you like?

Chinese, Thai, Lebanese, Afghani, Kandahari,

Indonesian, Korean, or Japanese? - Just a minute.

Do you know how to cook all this? - Of course.

Fantastic! That means the menu for a full month is ready!

Let us start with Indian food.

Lentils and flatbread.

Lentils and flatbread? - Yes.

I can't make that.

Why? There is everything in the house!

It's not mentioned in this!

You mean you were going to follow this cookbook? - Yes.

Do you mean you do not know how to cook?

I know how to make tea, boil eggs and roast flatbread.

Who cooked in your house?

Daddy. No problem. I will teach you.

Put some water in the lentil and heat it.

Then add some salt with your beautiful hands.

Add the spice of your mischief and the cream of your innocence.

And season it with love.

The lentil will be so tasty, I will lick your fingers!

Ok, I got it! Now I know how to make lentil.

Now I will teach you how to make flatbread.

Take the flour. Add a little water to it.

What are you doing?

This has become a swimming pool!

No problem. Add more flour to it. - Ok.

Some more.

All right. Now knead it with your beautiful hands.

Not like that. Like this.

Like this.

Like this.

Raj, what are you doing?

Please let me go.

Raj, let go of me or I will put dough on your face.

You cant do anything. Your hand is in the dough.

I will show you!

Priya, no! Priya!

Oh Raj! Priya, where are you running off to?

Raj! Let me go!

I am not going to spare you!

I won't let you go!

Raj, what are you doing?

Hey Priya!

Raj!

Darling, remember love's first oath.

Darling, remember our love's first step.

What is love? How does it start?

What is love? How does it start?

Who created it? How does it end?

Love is in the mind, it starts when eyes meet.

Love is in the mind, it starts when eyes meet.

The heart created it, it ends with breath.

This is love.

This is love.

This is love.

This is love.

Come on, Raj!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! You can do it!

When there was no life in this world.

I was confident that we were going to meet.

Now that we have met, we will not separate.

I will love you all my life.

This is my promise.

This is love.

This is love.

Darling, among millions of beauties, I chose you.

I entered this world only for you.

My heart beats for you.

This is love.

This is love.

This is love.

This is love.

What are you doing?

Yes?

Can't you see? What if you died?

So?

So? - You would have gone to jail!

Nice meeting you. Bye.

It's burned! - What happened?

I burnt my hand! What happened?

It's nothing! Dip it in water, it will be fine.

Oh no! The food got burnt too!

I ordered food from outside. It got burnt too! - No problem.

Let us make lentils and flatbread like the other day.

Yes. - Ok?

No! Not that kind of lentils and flatbread! Certainly not!

You go and get food from outside.

Please!

Ok. I will get the food.

But beware! I may start liking outside food

and disliking home made food!

Ok. From tomorrow, I will cook at home.

What are you looking at?

I was.. she plays the piano very well.

Oh?

I live right here.

Priya, come down!

That's my wife.

And that is my wife.

Hit - Hi darling!

Oh, hi! - Hello!

Do you know each other?

Yes, we met once on the road.

It was an accident. We hadn't been introduced.

Sonia. - Raj.

Hello! Priya, they are our neighbours, Sonia and - Vicky.

Nice meeting you. Is this your house? - Yes.

But we haven't seen you since ever since we got here!

We were out for a few days.

Oh I see. Glad to meet you.

Come inside. Let's have coffee. Come. - Yes, let us go.

No, we are going out today.

Some other time. - All right.

Found you! Everybody is here!

Good! It's good that we are all here!

We need to call an urgent meeting. Why? What urgent meeting?

We need to fence the whole area. - On the mountain?

Not on the mountain.

We need to build a wall surrounding the colony.

What war? - A wall!

Oh, wall! - You know what happened?

Yesterday, a tiger entered my house!

A tiger! It came and sat on my chest!

Then it jumped on the table and started drinking milk!

Before it could do anything else, CD turned on her side.

Their eyes met. CD threw a bed sheet at it.

The tiger got scared and ran away!

Great! A woman has great strength!

She scared away a tiger with just a bed sheet!

CD is from Haryana! - Right!

What are the two of you doing here?

Don't you have to go to work?

Sister-in-law, you are great!

You are MD, and not CD!

Madhuri Dixit! No, Mother Durga! - Yes.

Last night, if you hadn't scared away the tiger,

my dear friend would have become B of P.

That is, he would have died!

That was not a tiger, it was a cat!

Without his glasses, everything looks larger to him!

And I threw a hand towel, not a bed sheet.

Why didn't you say so?

The whole night, | kept making trips to the T.

He kept going to the toilet! Yes.

Raj, what do you do?

I teach the horses to play hockey.

What do you mean? Polo coach? Fantastic!

I love polo. Do you?

Not much, but | like the polo master very much.

Love marriage? - No.

Arranged? Both. Two-in-one.

So your marriage was an arrangement of love, right? - And yours?

I will tell you. Love marriage.

No. You won't be able to guess.

I am his second wife.

What do you mean?

I mean his first wife is his money and his business!

I've been involved in many businesses.

Real estate, construction, finance.

I made lots of money. But haven't found peace of mind.

So I am going to take a very big gamble.

Gamble? - Yes. A deal.

All my dreams and Sonia's will come true if I succeed.

All the best!

Coincidence - An incident without a cause.

Who reads this?

Sonia. I don't believe in nonsense like coincidence.

Nothing in this world happens without reason.

No, Vicky. Often things happen for no reason.

It's just coincidence.

Isn't it a coincidence that we are neighbours in a foreign country?

There is a reason behind this.

What is the reason? It..

It is useless to argue with Vicky about coincidence.

Raj, you can borrow this book if you want to read it.

I finished reading it. Guys, breakfast is ready! Let's eat!

What's that?

A cheese deluxe sandwich. - I love that!

Oh bread stuffed with potato!

Very good!

Wow!

It's really fun sharing food.

You are right, Vicky. Or where could I eat such tasty stuffed bread?

Are you complaining?

Priya, please have some. Priya, eating Indian food?

She is Indian, but all her favourite things are foreign!

Eating continental food, visiting new places.

The fast lane, good music!

I also like all that! - Really?

Wow! - What else? What Is life without an uproar and speed?

Raj, what do you like?

I will tell you.

No party, no uproar! A life of peace and tranquillity!

Great! Sonia's also like that!

Raj, could we have married the wrong women?

It is worth pondering about!

What? No! I'm sorry! - Eat this. My wife is great!

Raj, let's have some fun this weekend.

Let's go to some place fun!

Then let's go to Hell! - Rock it!

Are you dancing or digging? Then I'll have to pay heavy bills here.

What is it? - Look how MP keeps kissing his wife.

But you're doing nothing at all.

I don't have any problem doing that, but she must agree.

Even he will be happy that I am kissing his wife so much.

What? You shameless man. I am talking about myself.

Dear, why are you getting angry?

I'll kiss you, come here.

How dare you? You kissed me three times.

VIP! What happened to you?

BP kissed me three times.

I am ruined.

He kissed you three times?

You do this. - What? Kiss him six times.

He kissed you so you kiss him. Tit for tat.

Then he'll learn a good lesson.

Are you out of your brains? Get lost.

Please forgive me. Sister-in-law, I mistook you for my Shireen.

I am not your sister-in-law.

First wear your glasses. This is a matter of my dignity.

I will call a society meeting today itself.

Who are you to conduct a meeting? Now there is only one way, the BBC.

BBC. - What? You want to announce such a small issue on the BBC?

BBC means to sit and discuss

Now what are you doing here? Come, let's go.

Let go of my hand.

Why are you pulling me?.. Oh god. God. We're saved!

Thank god they didn't see us or our evening would've been ruined.

Now come on guys, let's go.

Look, today you are not going to stop me.

I am going to get drunk, ok?

Hi, how are you? - I am fine. Thanks.

Two soft drinks for the ladies and two scotch for the men.

No Hurry up. - No! I am not going to drink.

Why? No. Whenever I drink, my mind goes crazy.

No, I won't drink. I am here to keep an eye on you.

Vicky, you should not force anyone to drink.

Do I have to drink alone?

Then forget drinking, let's dance! - Ok!

Your eyes, I must say!

Your eyes!

Your talk, I must say!

Your talk!

Your eyes!

Your talk, I must say!

Your smiles and your walk, I must say!

I must say!

Your eyes, I must say!

Your talk, I must say!

The way you gaze at me, I must say!

The way you look away, I must say!

Your eyes!

Your talk, I must say!

The dreams that we dreamed have come true.

Strangers have become our friends.

Don't ask how it happened.

How did this coincidence happen?

Whatever happened was good.

Bumping into each other like this, I must say!

Meeting each other like this, I must say.

The way you gaze at me, I must say!

The way you look away, I must say!

May our friendship never end!

May our life be full of such fun!

Awake or asleep, - may we be lost in love like this!

Who knows what will happen tomorrow?

Your shyness, I must say!

Your nervousness, I must say!

The way you gaze at me, I must say!

The way you look away, I must say!

Your eyes, I must say!

Your talk, I must say!

Welcome to the dance of Hell! Welcome.

You

I'm sorry! Priya!

In the dark, we never realised when our partners got switched!

Yes. I know.

Come on, let's go.

Vicky!

Sonia!

Vicky!

Priya, this is very nice.

It's very nice!

Oh, Raj!

When did you come?

Just now.

I came to return this book.

How did you like it? It was very interesting.

So why don't you keep it?

No, thanks. I read it.

You! I should ask you that! What are you doing here?

He came to return the book.

Oh, I went to your house!

Look, I have chalked up a programme.

The Christmas vacation is coming up

and it’s going to be very cold here.

Why don't we go to Mauritius?

Beautiful beaches, sunrise, sunset! It will be lots of fun!

25000 dollars per couple.

All inclusive of food, drinks and accommodation!

Wow! What fun it will be! And Priya was very excited when I told her.

No Vicky, I cannot come.

Why? What is the problem?

There is no problem.

Sorry, my friend. You two go.

I'm glad that you refused to go to Mauritius.

Only crazy people go to Mauritius!

The lucky ones go to the supermarket!

Everyday, they buy groceries from the market..

..go home, cook, eat and sleep!

Priya, you picked up dog and cat food!

Yes, dogs and cats are better off than me.

At least their owners take them out. But I am your scullery maid.

People can hear you! They are foreigners!

What would they understand?

Shanti!

See?

Priya, it is not the 25000 dollars.

I have 50000 dollars in my account.

But we cannot be extravagant like Vicky.

I will take you anywhere you want..

once we have saved up a bit for the future.

I will be an old woman by then!

Priya, you're saying the same thing Again.

Why don't you try to understand?

Have a good day.

What did the doctor say?

There Is no fracture.

to see if there is any internal injury.

The doctor said that he Is to be kept under observation for 48 hours,

Thank god!

Should I switch on the fan?

I think he will go up!

Up? - Yes.

Not upstairs! He will die.

His time is up.

Oh? - Yes.

But the doctor gave him 48 hours! Doctors always talk like that.

You need strength and time to cry..

.to inform relatives and bear the grief.

That is why he gave you 48 hours.

I say he will die in 48 minutes!

Oh my god! We don't have time to organise his funeral!

And getting to the cemetery will take half an hour!

Oh god! Let's take him directly to the cemetery. - Ok.

We will lay him on the funeral pyre. - Ok.

As soon as he dies, we will perform his last rites.

We will save time! - Yes. You are right.

I suggest we perform the fourth day ritual also.

We just have to feed the poor, that's all!

But where do we find the poor? There are no poor people here!

We will have to get the poor from India!

And we will have to pay for the journey.

Let us feed our wives, and get it over with.

That's a good Idea. - Yes.

| will make the arrangements. - Just a minute!

Go slowly, and don't drive very fast.

I don't have the stamina to perform the last rites..

«Of two persons at one time if something..

happened to you! What are you saying?

Go away!

If he dies I'll have to cremate him and perform the fourth day ritual!

Am I his daddy's servant?

I am the only Bengali in the neighbourhood?

Am I on contract to do everything?

I have all alone!

Ok.

Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Vikram. Take care.

Good morning!

Good morning. - Hi! Hi! - Hi, Sonia!

Hi! - How is Vicky feeling now?

He is much better now.

Just wait, he will be perfectly all right in a couple of days. Sonia!..

Sonia!.. Vicky!

Sonia! Vicky! - Vicky! Vicky! Vicky!

I will call the doctor.

Vicky, what happened to you?

Vicky!

Vicky, are you ok? Vicky, what happened?

Vicky!

He got scared!

Look at her!

I don't believe it!

All of you got scared, didn't you?

How did you like my acting? Were you acting? - Yes.

What is this, Vicky? I almost died! - What kind of prank is this?

Ok guys, I am sorry! I will explain.

Look, when you refused to go to Mauritius,

I knew that you were making excuses.

The actual problem was money.

You have so much self-respect, you'd never accept money from me.

Then I had an Idea.

I have an accident insurance policy worth 50000 dollars.

So I thought, why not make the insurance company pay for our trip?

And I did that!

Here is the cheque for 50000 dollars!

I received it.

Did you deliberately stage your accident to take us to Mauritius?

What if it had turned out to be a serious accident?

It couldn't!

Because it was not a coincidence. I planned everything.

Both of us have the right to share this cheque for 50000 dollars.

25000 for you and 25000 for me. And please don't refuse.

Persuade him, please! Come on!

Raj, please give in!

When Vicky did so much for the sake of our friendship,

you should give in too.

Please! - Please!

Ok. But on one condition. - Tell me.

I will pay for Priya’s and my expenses.

Ok.

Come on Vicky! Faster! Faster! Okay!

Come on Vicky! Faster! Faster!

Hi!

Hi!

Darling, I love you!

I really missed you!

I missed you too. - Ok, come on!

Oh, no!

We have been just talking on the phone for 2 months!

And even after coming here you have no time for me!

Darling, don't worry. Everything will be all right.

Okay, you relax in your hotel, I will see you at night. - Ok.

I'll see you soon, ok? Bye.

Bye! - Bye-bye.

Raj!

What is this affair? Who is that girl?

Nothing. She is my friend from college.

Friend from college! - It's not what you think.

I met her after 3 years. on vacation.

Sonia! What are you doing here?

Come on! Let's go parasailing! - I

Sonia! Come on!

Go ahead. I am not in the mood.

I will go! Ok, Priya. Come here.

Come on.

Put this on.

Slowly. - Raj, shoot the whole thing,

Ok. How are you putting this on? You will go in backwards!

Not like this. This way.

Priya!

Vicky!

I love you, Raj! Lower!

Priya is so happy with her life!

Yes.

But I am not.

Why?

Forget all that. What do you think of me?

You are nice.

What do you like about me?

Your talk. Your nature.

And my eyes?

My lips?

And my body?

Tell me. How do you like my body?

What are you saying?

Why? You were staring at me the other day!

The day you came to return the book.

Why were you staring? Isn't it because you like me?

Kiss me! - Sonia!

Raj, kiss me! Have you gone crazy?

I want to lose myself in your arms! Kiss me, Raj!

Shut up!

Raj, please! Or I will jump into the water!

I don't care! I tell you | will jump!

Raj!

Sonia!

Kiss me!

Raj, kiss me!

Sonia!

Sonia, what happened?

What happened to you?

Nothing. I slipped.

Yes, I love you, and only you.

Yes, I love you, and only you.

I go away from you, yet I return to you.

Who I? - Yes, you!

Only you. - Oh!

Yes, I love you, and only you.

Yes, I love you, and only you.

I go away from you, still I return to you.

Who I? - Yes, you!

Only you. - Oh!

There is a little naughtiness and intoxication.

How do I tell you what's in my heart?

Some charm with their ways, some with their glances.

Oh darling, | know.

You are crazy for me.

Someone is a stranger.

Someone is confused.

Who I? - Yes, you!

Only you. - Oh!

Your beauty is captivating.

The whole world is crazy for you.

This season is affecting us.

Darling, we have to stay alert.

Love me with your eyes whenever we meet.

Someone captures my heart.

Someone casts a loving glance.

Who I? - Yes, you!

Only you. - Oh!

Yes, I love you, and only you.

Yes, I love you, and only you.

I go away from you, yet I return to you.

Who I? - Yes, you!

Only you. - Oh!

What are you staring at?

Nothing.

Why don't you come out and say that you are staring at my wife?

What?

My friend, what is wrong if you stare at my wife?

There is something about Sonia.

Whoever looks at her, keeps staring.

Very tasty!

Want me to tell you something?

Your wife is better than mine.

Do you know why?

Your wife is like this glass.

Whatever goes on in her mind is clearly visible.

And is manageable.

And my wife is like this ice cube.

I think she is in my clutches.

But I open my fist and there is nothing!

Cheers!

Sit down, I will tell you a joke.

In Delhi, I have a friend, Prem.

He has a neighbour, Pappu.

They are close friends, just like us.

Do you know what they did one night?

Prem went with Pappu's wife and Pappu went with Prem's wife.

Did you get it? What nonsense. Is this a joke?

No, this is a fact. The joke starts now.

Six months passed.

And the two wives do not know till date

that they swapped husbands that night!

What nonsense!

Raj, we are in Mauritius.

Nobody knows us here.

Tonight, why not.. You know..

You with Sonia, and me with Priya? Shut up!

That may be your culture, it isn't mine!

You dare lust after your friend's wife? You hypocrite!

At least I am honest enough to speak my mind!

I am not like you!

Everyday you devour my wife with your eyes!

And you remember your culture if I say something?

Scoundrel!!

I will kill you!

Raj! - Vicky! Raj, let him go!

Vicky, what are you doing? - Raj, what are you doing?

Why are you fighting? - Vicky!

Raj, what's the matter?

Nothing. Let us go back.

Oh man, you reach for the moon but look at the magic of the wood.

When you're old and bent, you will use a wooden cane.

BTP so soon! - Back to Pavilion? Yes.

There is something wrong.

Let us find out. - Come. Hello, Mr. Raj!

Why are you alone? Didn't your friend return with you?

He didn't answer. He just went away.

Yes. - I think it is DMKK.

Do you mean there is something fishy? - Yes.

You didn't tell me anything in Mauritius.

Neither on the plane.

We're home now. At least now you can tell me.

What happened that turned Vicky and you into enemies?

I already told you!

You do not need to know anything in this matter.

Just remember that we have nothing to do with them!

Vicky, you yourself would say nothing happens without a reason.

There must be some reason behind this fight!

There was a reason! I lost control of myself!

I went crazy! That is why I fought with him!

You want me to apologise to him? Should I go and beg forgiveness?

Should I tell him that I cannot live without him?

LP? - Yes?

DDHLT.

Not talking for ten days!

How desolate the neighbourhood looks!

It looks as If just the two of us live here!

What could be the cause for the fight?

WWF! - You mean wrestling?

No. Wife, Wife Fighting!

Oh. - Whenever husbands fight, wives are the reason behind it!

Now I understand. They went to Mauritius.

They must have hired a taxi, and both Sonia and Priya

must have Insisted on sitting in the front.

That must have resulted in a fight. No, I think it is BF.

Bathroom fighting? - Yes.

They must have rented a bungalow with only one bathroom there.

Now Ladies first! But there are two ladies!

So something must have gone wrong while trying to be the first.

Let us talk to them and send them back to Mauritius.

We will advise them to stay in a hotel, and not a bungalow.

Priya will have her own bathroom and Sonia will have her own.

There will be no fights. LP, you are very smart!

You are a GF!

What?

Great fellow!

Do you think GF has a bad meaning? Stupid fellow!

How can you think that?

Does GF mean dirty?

Don't talk to me!

Raj

There's 8000 dollars of your share of the expenses at Mauritius.

I am sorry.

It is the same with Vicky as it is with Raj.

He doesn't tell me anything.

It is his birthday in 4 days.

I was feeling so happy planning about where we would go.

But now I think he will not even celebrate his birthday.

It is as if somebody has cast an evil eye on our happiness.

It has been 8 days since I ate Thai, Chinese,

Lebanese or any Continental food.

I haven't even mentioned a hotel.

Everyday I cook lentils and flatbread at home.

Yet he continues to be in a bad mood.

Sonia, do you think we could be at fault?

Ball please!

If a ball strays outside the boundary,

it is again used in the game.

Can't a person be forgiven for straying?

Pass the ball!

I apologise if my mistake in Mauritius..

is the cause for the fight between you two.

There are certain things that are

better left unsaid for the sake of everyone.

I forgot that I found a friend here.

It is better if you think of us as strangers too.

Shall I make coffee?

Keep it there. I will drink it later.

Vicky! Vicky!..

Help! Somebody help!

Vicky! Vicky!

Priya! Priya, raise this!

Vicky! Raise it!

Vicky! Vicky!

Vicky, come out! Come on Vicky!

Vicky, are you all right? - Yes.

Raj

Thank you.

Can't we be friends again?

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear to you, Happy birthday Vicky

I would never have celebrated my birthday

if we did not become friends again.

This is mine, this is for Sonia..

this is for Priya, and this is for Raj.

Now don't say that you lose control after drinking!

Today is my birthday. We have the whole night to drink.

Ok? Move! - No, Vicky! I will not drink.

Come on Raj! Priya, please ask Raj to join us.

Raj, there are two celebrations today.

Vicky's birthday, and our friendship too.

Come on, please! Drink it. - Ok. No one can refuse their own wife.

Cheers!

Do you want to do it? - Yes! Ok, I will get the ball.

Why did you come here?

For drinks.

Would you like to drink? - No, thanks.

It feels so good that the four of us are good friends again.

If we make a mistake again, please don't keep it to yourself.

You can tell me.

Ok.

Vicky! Cheers! Come on!

Look at the way he drinks, man!

Here we are! Right!

All right!

Come on baby! - Raj, come on. Both of you drank a lot. - Oh, yes.

Vicky, see you. No! One minute!

The party is not over yet!

Priya, one for our friendship!

No. Come on! For our friendship! - Priya, only one drink.

In the name of friendship. Priya, they won't listen. Let's go.

Alright. Please come soon.

Okay! Bye guys. - Good night Raj.

Good night! Good night, sweetheart!

Good night, Priya. - Bye, Sonia! Good night.

Where is the bottle? The bottle Is - I found the bottle! Here! Drink!

You drink first. Me? Ok. - Yes.

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to Vicky! Here, now you drink.

No, you make pour it into my mouth. Shall I? - Yes.

Ok. Drink it.

Happy birthday to Vicky!

It was fun!

Raj! - Yes? I really missed you.

Forget whatever happened. Yes.

Ok? - Yes!

Finished! - I will get it.

No, no!

That was enough, ok?

Ok, good night. - Ok. Good night.

Ok.

Sweet dreams!

Ok, good night! Good night! - Good night!

You didn't give me my birthday gift!

What do you want?

Just for once, | will be Raj, and you be Vicky!

What do you say?

What are you thinking?

Have you returned? Are you satisfied?

Did Vicky come here last night?

Yes. You yourself sent him.

I listened to him because it was his birthday.

He would have felt offended if I had refused.

But I will not tolerate it happening everyday.

I will ask Sonia to keep Vicky under control.

I have no objection If it's a special occasion.

‘But I will not tolerate it happening everyday.’

‘Not tolerate it.’

‘I have no objection if it's a special occasion.’

‘I have no objection.’

Let me sleep.

I am sleepy, let me sleep.

My heart says to let something happen.

I am sleepy, let me sleep.

My heart says to let something happen.

Let me sleep.

Let something happen.

I am sleepy, let me sleep.

My heart says to let something happen.

I am feeling strange. - Why?

I am thinking about you.

I am restless. - Let me go.

I am yearning - Go.

Today let your tresses mesmerise me.

My heart says to let something happen.

Let me sleep.

Let something happen.

I'll turn off the lights. - No.

We will have fun. - Go.

What kind of pain is this? - In my breath.

What kind of thirst is this? - In my eyes.

Let my lips wet yours.

My heart says to let something happen.

Priya!

What happened?

Raj, Sonia has been murdered.

What?

Don't you dare touch her!

Don't touch her!

You killed my Sonia! - What?

I? - Who else, if not you?

Weren't you with Sonia all night?

Vicky, what are you saying?

How could Raj have been here last night?

You said that you were going to the airport for drinks!

Sister-in-law, we did go to the airport.

He made some excuse and left me there and came here!

What rubbish are you talking?

Priya, he is lying!

Tell me when did we go to the airport?

Let go!

Officer, ask him if spent the night with my wife, or not?

If he did, he is the murderer! He killed my wife!

He is lying!

He is lying, officer!

I did not kill his wife!

Officer, I did not kill his wife!

Just answer me! Did you spend the night with her?

Yes or no? - Yes, but

Officers! Arrest him!

He killed my wife!

I did not know he lusted after my wife! After my Sonia!

You! There is a visitor here to see you.

Come out.

Why are you here?

Why did you set me up?

What do you have against me? - Nothing.

But there has to be a murderer when a murder is committed.

Someone has to take the blame.

Is that why you trapped me?

Yes. I had planned every move.

You wretched

Now listen.

You are going to be hanged in any case.

Confess right away in court that you committed the murder.

I will appeal to the court to give you life imprisonment

instead of the death sentence.

Life imprisonment. Only 14 years of imprisonment.

I will pay 1.4 million dollars for it.

I will send 100,000 dollars every year to Priya.

Priya will be happy outside, and you will be happy Too.

Now the ball is in your court.

The people connected with this case are Indians.

And the language of the court is French.

So I will translate the court proceedings into Hindi.

Your Honour, the facts about the murder of Sonia Bajaj are clear..

from Vikram Bajaj's statement..

..the testimonies of witnesses and the evidence.

Sonia and Vikram Bajaj were not only Raj and Priya's neighbours,

..but their close friends too.

The day of the murder was Vikram Bajaj's birthday.

The four of them went out to celebrate.

And returned around half past one.

Sonia and Priya went to their respective houses.

Raj and Vikram started to drink outside their houses.

About half past two, the alcohol was over.

But Raj wanted to drink some more.

So he asked Vikram to go with him to the Airport Bar.

That's a lie!

I did not say that!

I did not ask Vikram to go with me to the Airport Bar!

Nor did we go to the airport that night!

Please be quiet.

Please be quiet.

You will be given a chance to speak.

Raj knew that his wife Priya would not allow him to drink any more.

So Raj sent Vikram for permission from Priya.

Then both of them went to the airport in Vikram's car.

Two? Only one went!

Upon reaching there, Vikram realised..

that he left behind his credit card and wallet.

Raj took advantage of this and..

said he left behind his wallet with Priya too.

He asked Vikram to sit in the bar and went home to get money.

Alone?

Two went back.

Vikram waited in the bar for Raj till half past five.

But Raj, instead of going to his own house..

..went to Sonia, who was alone in the house.

He would not find a better chance to satisfy his lust for Sonia.

But when Sonia resisted him, in his drunken rage..

he killed Sonia by hitting her on the head with the bottle.

All this is a lie!

It is Vicky's ploy to implicate me!

If you Interrupt again, the court will take action against you.

Your Honour, to prove the facts I stated...

.I present the forensic report as the evidence number one.

It proves that Raj’s fingerprints were..

on the bottle used to kill Sonia Bajaj.

‘No, you pour it into my mouth.’

‘Shall I? Ok. Drink it.’

Now I ask the court's permission to call my first witness.

Mrs. Priya Malhotra.

That night I saw with my eyes that one went, and not two.

And while returning, there were two, and not one!

LP, I think something is fishy.

LP? - Yes.

Without your glasses, you mistake your wife for LP even in the day!

What could see at night?

Sit quietly or they will throw you also in jail!

Mrs. Priya Malhotra, did Mr. Vikram come to you that night?

Yes.

I woke up around half past two because the doorbell was ringing.

I thought it was Raj, so I opened the door.

But

Vicky! - We ran out of alcohol, so we thought..

..we'd go to the airport to drink more. - Where is Raj?

You would have refused to give us permission if Raj had come.

So I came instead.

No, both of you have already drunk a lot. - Please!

Listen to me.

Look, it is my birthday. Please don't refuse me.

Please! I promise you, I will be back in 2 hours. - No! In 2 hours.

Priya, please! - Ok.

In 2 hours. - I promise you, 2 hours.

Thank you, Priya.

Come soon. - Ok.

After that I went back to sleep.

Thank you. You may go.

Your honour, permit me to call my next witness.

Mr. Triton, the airport bartender.

Mr. Triton, was Mr. Vikram in your bar between 3 and half past 5?

Yes.

Mr. Triton says that Mr. Vikram came to the bar counter at half past 3.

And took a bottle of scotch without paying for it.

He drank till half past 5 in the morning.

And when it was time for the bar to close...

..when Mr. Triton gave him his bill...

Mr. Vikram gave him his wristwatch worth 100 dollars..

..in place of his 50 dollar bill and left.

Now you can say whatever you want in your defence.

Your Honour...

everything the public prosecutor has said is an absolute lie.

The truth is that we never..

.. went to the airport after we ran out of drinks.

In fact, that night this man said something so disgusting..

that I am embarrassed to repeat it to the court.

He had asked me to swap our wives for one night.

Wife-swapping!

I bashed him up..

and went to tell Sonia what kind of a man her husband was.

Sonia!

Talk to your husband! He talks about wife-swapping!

He asks me to swap wives in the name of friendship!

I will kill him!

I will kill him!

I don't remember anything after that.

Your honour, Mr. Vikram Bajaj wants to say something to the court.

Your honour, whatever Raj just said is a lie.

The wife-swapping talk..

took place in Mauritius some days ago, and not that night.

And it was Raj who made that disgusting proposal and not I.

Rascal! He is lying!

No, Your Honour, I had a fight with him over this.

Sister-in-law Priya is witness to it.

When we returned here, he apologised to me.

Scoundrel! - Raj!

No, Raj! - I'll not spare you! Raj, it's not good to fight!

Let me go!

What are you doing? - He's trying to entrap me!

Raj, don't fight in the court!

I'll kill you! - What are you doing?

Raj! Don't run!

Raj looks very innocent.

VCD, men are like that.

They always desire the wives of others.

There is littering in the markets of Italy.

Why is BP sneaking up to LP?

There is

LP, I'm glad I found you.

I want to do some VIT with you.

Oh do you mean very important talk? - Yes.

BB. - What?

I mean go ahead.

Sonia's murder was not AM, it was PM!

You mean it happened at night, and not in the day?

It was not an impulsive murder, it was planned!

That night I saw with my own eyes that

just one went and not two.

So Raj had gone to Sonia, but Vicky didn't go to Priya.

You do not get what I am saying. Let me finish!

I don't want to listen to you! Raj will do PM to me if he overhears us!

I mean planned murder!

CD, I think the two of them have agreed to swap wives!

What now?

Nothing. Just be alert.

And sleep with the lights on at night.

Got it? - Yes.

No one listens to me!

Who do I go to?

VCD! Just a minute! What is it?

I'm glad I found you alone!

What do you mean? - I have something important to tell you.

What do you want to say?

About something that happened on the night of Sonia Bajaj's murder.

Do you mean wife-swapping? - Yes.

CD won't listen to me.

At least you listen!

CD!

CD! - Why are you shouting? VCD, what happened?

My suspicion has been proved right!

Your BP is talking to me about wife-swapping!

What?

If you two just listen to me, you will understand everything.

I mean you will both agree with me!

Never!

We are Indian women!

We would die before consenting to that!

What happened?

What happened? I understand everything!

Why do you come out to dry your hair

when she comes out to dry hers?

And I know why you peep through the window so many times at night.

You flirt with my VCD?

I am from Ludhiana!

How dare you flirt with my CD?

Do you know I am from Calcutta?

Are you threatening me? - Let him go! I will not.. - Police!

Stand properly! Stop fighting!

Why do the Swiss police keep coming?

The neighbourhood will get a bad name!

Vicky, what happened? - Nothing.

What happened?

The police couldn't arrest Raj.

They think that he will try to contact you.

Raj shouldn't have escaped from court.

There is still time for him to surrender to the police.

Or I fear he may be killed in an encounter with the police.

Priya!

I want to say something to you.

Priya, please listen to me. I did not kill Sonia.

And it was Vicky and not I who made that proposal in Mauritius!

Then why didn't you tell me about it even when I asked you repeatedly?

That was my biggest mistake.

But I did not kill Sonia.

It was all Vicky's plan to frame me.

Then why did you escape from court?

Because you are my supreme court.

Please, just once look into my eyes.

If you think that I am guilty, I will surrender to the police.

When you learn of this love.

When you learn of my madness.

How lonely it is without love.

How lonely it is without love.

You will realise what this life is like.

When you learn of this love.

How painful it is when your heart breaks.

Come and ask your lover about it.

My heart is broken.

My beloved is upset with me.

I love you more than god, I swear by god.

When you learn of my worship.

When you learn of my madness.

How lonely it is without love.

How lonely it is without love.

You will realise what this life is like.

When you learn of this love.

Darling, remember love's first oath.

Darling, remember our love's first step.

"I did not kill Sonia.’

‘You are my supreme court.’

‘If you think that I am guilty,’

‘I will surrender to the police.’

I have your love and trust.

I will prove my innocence.

But how?

That day Vicky told the court that we went to the airport together.

But I did not go to the airport.

If I could just prove that,

I can find a way.

Priya, I want to tell you something.

That night, I saw with my own eyes

only one man went, not two.

And two men returned, not one.

Last night, BP and sister-in-law CD came to our house.

BP wanted to tell me something when the police were out of earshot.

He may know something.

Go home, or Vicky may get suspicious.

I am going to see BP at his restaurant. Ok?

I am a nomad, my brother. I am a nomad, life after life. - Hello!

Are you Indian? - Yes.

Do you know the man on the screen? - Who?

The man on the screen there!

I know him!

He is Indian!

No connection! No. I understand.

Can you get me two glasses of scotch, large, on the rocks, please? - Ok.

Where have they come from? I am dead! - What?

Two large!

I will drink 4 pegs and make them sleep here! Scotch!

Large ones! I am a nomad, my brother.

Where are the stupid fellows?

What happened to you?

Oh, on the rocks, full of ice! - My hand is shaking! - BP?

The one next to you is a policeman!

He is a policeman!

Indian folk music!

I have something important to say to you.

Not now, please wait for some time.

Meet me outside. - Where?

That place, where no one comes.

Behind LP's shop.

Light please! Stupid fellow, light up!

What did you say?

Stupid fellow!

What does it mean?

You are great! - Oh! Stupid fellow!

My father was a stupid fellow! My grandfather was a stupid fellow!

But you are a great singer and a stupid fellow, too.

My words were thrown back at me!

He who does evil, will be made to repent.

I am dead!

BP, tell me what you wanted to tell Priya...

..when you went to see her last night?

What did Vicky tell the court that day?

That Vicky and you went to the airport together.

But that night I saw, that only one person went, not two.

And two returned, not one!

What do you mean? - I'll explain.

When I was going to sleep, I heard someone outside.

When I went to the window,

I saw a man come from Vicky's house,

get into the car and drive away.

That must have been Vicky.

What else did you see?

After that I slept, but when I heard the sound of a car, I woke up

and quickly went to the door and saw

I saw

a huge, long car stop in front of Vicky's house.

Two tall, big men got out of the car.

They took something out of the dickey

and went inside the house.

Tall men?

Were you wearing your glasses at that time? - That is the problem!

I was not!

So the car that you saw was Vicky's car.

You saw two men get out of it.

One of them was Vicky

The other is Vicky's accessory in Sonia's murder.

That man can prove my innocence.

But where do we find him?

We can find information about him only in Vicky's house.

For that, I have to go to Vicky's house when he is not there.

Do you know the police are guarding his house?

I will find a way.

Hello! - Hello! How are you? - Good afternoon!

Do you like Indian food? - Yes, I like chicken curry.

Oh, we have all types of Indian curries! - Yes!

I like chicken tikka (marinated baked chicken).

Yeah, chicken tikka!

Chicken curry, chicken tikka! - Come on! Let's go!

Today is an Indian festival!

What festival?

SOS. - Save our souls festival!

Yes.

Come on, let's go! - No, keep it here.

No, come inside. Eat it hot!

Yes, if you open it here, it will get cold.

You will not enjoy it. - Ok.

Come on, let's go. - Ok. - It is a festival.

Thank god! For listening to me! Let's go.

Let's go, open the box and feed them chicken.

Are you looking for clues?

You will not find anything.

Clues are left behind only by chance.

And I don't work that way.

You know Raj, I told you before.

Everything is planned.

What you are looking for, is here.

Mr. Planner, never keep in the open an unsheathed sword, ..

and a loaded gun.

Or your plans may go awry.

Tell me why you framed me in Sonia's murder.

You would never shoot me.

You are not a murderer. I am a murderer.

I committed the murder.

You are searching for proof of your innocence,

which you will never find.

And you cannot even get out of here.

Because very soon the police are going to be here.

Come on, let's go!

I will get out right in front of you and the police.

The police will stop you, and not me.

Thank god, you are here, Priya! Talk to him, he is acting childish.

Priya, come here. - No Priya, don't go near him!

This man is insane!

He will kill you too! He is a murderer!

You are a murderer, not him

Men like you kill their wives.

Raj is not like that.

Arrest him. - Stop.

Get out of my way or I will shoot her!

Get out!

No!

Don't keep your guns down! He is not going to kill her, that's his wife!

Get it? Catch him!

No! He is a criminal!

He will kill her!

Help! - No!

Don't go! Don't be a fool! - No, try and understand!

He is making a fool out of you!

Please don't come here!

- I said dont listen to her! Stop! - He's fooling you!

That is his wife! Why don't you get that?

He is not going to kill her! He will escape! Don't catch me!

I'm telling you! For god's sake, that's his wife!

Help! - I am telling you, he is not going to kill her!

Get away! He'll kill her!

- Why don't you understand? Help! - Just let me go!

Come on! Get in the car!

I will deflate the tyre.

Where did he go? - This way!

Your tyre is punctured, sir!

Bullshit!

Hello!

Did you find anything at Vicky's house?

No.

I did not find any clue.

He planned everything.

Bloody hell!

The scoundrel was right.

There is nothing like coincidence in the world.

Boarding pass!

Raj, there was this boarding pass for a plane in the book.

Sonia Bajaj.

29th December. Geneva to Zurich.

29th December?

Sonia was murdered that night!

And she was here, in Zurich!

So how could she come from Geneva to Zurich?

There is something fishy! If Sonia Bajaj died here...

..how could another Sonia Bajaj come from Geneva to Zurich?

Because that girl was not Sonia Bajaj, she was someone else.

And she came here that night, as Sonia Bajaj.

So the person I saw with Vicky was a girl, and not a man!

Who could that girl be?

In Mauritius, I saw Vicky with a girl.

And looking at them,

there seemed to be something going on between them.

Sonia too got very upset when she saw them.

I am sure that it is the same girl.

I will have to go to Geneva to find her.

I can locate her with the help of this boarding pass.

But how will we go there?

The police are checking all the routes out of here.

You go by the Paris-Zurich route.

There has been heavy snow fall that side. The road is deserted.

Take that route.

Raj, there is a police check post.

Shall we turn back? - No, they will get suspicious.

Relax.

They are checking licenses!

What now?

Switch to the driving seat. - Why?

Do as I Say.

You are welcome.

Thank you.

The address is, Bungalow number 56 B

Plot number 25, Lake Eason Road, Geneva.

Raj! That is Bungalow number 56 B.

Vikram Bajaj, Sonia Bajaj!

This is Vikram and Sonia's bungalow!

So the girl bought the ticket in Sonia's name..

and also gave Sonia's address not to arouse suspicion.

Where do we search for that girl?

The sign here says

there is no one in the house.

There is someone inside!

It must be the same girl.

Wait here, I will go and check.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

First tell me why you are here

Forget about me, tell me who you are or I will shoot you!

I am a detective with an insurance company.

I came here to investigate.

Investigate what?

Vikram got life insurance for his wife Sonia..

from our company for 100 million dollars.

Insurance for 100 million! - Yes.

And today is the date for the payment.

I came here to take my last chance.

to find a clue to prove that Vikram is involved in Sonia's murder.

But I did not find any clue.

I will give you the clue.

I found this boarding pass from Vikram's car.

Sonia Bajaj?

How can that be?

she was murdered on that day!

So how could she go from Geneva to Zurich?

I have come from Zurich to Geneva to find that out.

When I inquired about her address at the airline office...

..I was given this address.

I get it.

This girl is Vikram’s girlfriend Neeta.

Do you know her? - No.

But Vikram came to me a few days after the murder.

He offered me a bribe to get the insurance payment quickly.

I got suspicious.

When I made inquiries about him, I found out that before marriage..

he was having an affair with a girl named Neeta.

But I could not find that girl.

I saw that girl once in Mauritius.

You'll save your 100 million dollars if we find that girl.

And I will have proof of my innocence.

For that, first of all I will have to stop payment to Vikram.

Come with me.

Your 100 million dollars have been transferred to your bank account.

Please sign here.

Thank you.

Madam, may I use your computer, please?

I want to transfer my money. - Of course, you can.

Thanks.

You forgot your sunglasses.

Oh, so kind of you. Thank you very much.

Don't do that again. - I promise.

We are too late.

He has already received the payment.

He has already transferred the full amount

to his bank account through the computer.

Can you tell me his account number?

019421

He has transferred all his money to Singapore!

Not all the money.

He transferred 100,000 dollars to the ship.

That means he is going from Switzerland to Singapore by ship.

Then that girl Neeta will also be with him. - Yes.

I want to get on this ship.

Can you arrange it? - Ok.

My heart belongs to you.

My heart belongs to you.

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

You are my lover, I am your sweetheart!

Your sweetheart will love you very much.

You are my lover, I am your sweetheart!

Your sweetheart will love you very much.

I am your lover, you are my sweetheart!

My sweetheart will love me very much.

You are my lover, I am your sweetheart!

Your sweetheart will love you very much.

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

The season is young and beautiful.

Come take me In your arms, my love.

I know it is not your fault.

You were bewitched by my charms.

I was crazy for you, my love.

Darling, our love story is different from others.

With every breath I think of you.

I always talk of you.

No one would believe - No one would know.

You are the first and the last wonder.

You are my lover, I am your sweetheart!

Your sweetheart will love you very much.

You are my lover, I am your sweetheart!

Your sweetheart will love you very much.

My heart belongs to you.

When I saw you, when I thought of you, I lost my heart to you.

I got every happiness and pleasure.

I got what I asked for.

Oh darling, if you wish I can cover you with gold.

I will do whatever | want, I will take you in my arms,

I can take you to the stars.

My heart - is no longer yours.

This love - This madness.

I am lost in your love.

You are my lover, I am your sweetheart!

Your sweetheart will love you very much.

I am your lover, you are my sweetheart!

My sweetheart will love me very much.

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

I am a fugitive from the law for killing you, but you are alive!

Tell me what is your plan?

Who did Vicky kill to set me up? Tell me!

Why are you asking her?

I will tell you.

Come here. I will tell you in detail.

It's good that you came here.

In a short while, this ship will cross the Swiss boundary.

After that, the Swiss authorities..

can do nothing to either you, or to me.

Here, take this.

Oh, I forgot that you lose control when you drink.

And it is very important for you to be in control to understand my plan.

So you want to know who the dead girl was, if Sonia Bajaj is alive.

She indeed was Sonia Bajaj.

This is my girlfriend. Neeta.

And Vikram Bajaj, who you consider a millionaire, is not one in fact.

Only a few months ago, he was an ordinary..

drummer in a small bar in Geneva.

There, I played the drums and Neeta danced.

Neeta, you are not going to dance anymore.

I cannot bear to see people touch you!

Leave all this! - Leave all this?

Who will give me so much money everyday, if I leave this job?

I will give it to you!

I will do everything for you.

I will fulfil all your needs.

I love you, Neeta! - I love you too.

But my aim is not just to live.

I want to enjoy life, like the rich people do.

And you can never earn that much money by playing the drums in a bar.

You want wealth, right?

I will give it you!

After that, I didn't see Vicky for 3 months.

One day, suddenly.

Wow! What's this?

You look like a very rich man!

I have married a rich girl.

But for your sake, not mine.

For my sake?

My wife Sonia has a life insurance policy worth 100 million dollars.

If you help me, we can get that 100 million.

I have a game plan.

And the first step was to bring..

Neeta to Zurich as my wife Sonia Bajaj.

And after that find a victim,

who was not just unmarried, but of my age.

It was my good luck that you and Priya came to live next door to us.

The moment I saw you, I knew that my search was over.

And my next step was to attract you to Neeta.

So she intentionally bumped into your car.

After that, I acted out the accident insurance charade

and took the two of you to Mauritius.

Because the final step of the plan was to be executed there.

And that was to murder Sonia and frame you.

That is why I also called Sonia to Mauritius.

Remember that college friend?

She was Sonia Bajaj. My real wife.

After that, Neeta put on a charade of kissing you to seduce you.

So that you would readily go to her..

when I played my wife swapping trump card.

But Raj, you turned out to be so loyal to your wife,

that you fought with me and ruined my plan.

Still, we were not discouraged

We apologised to you to mend our broken friendship.

We staged the incident of the car jack slipping.

And then, happy birthday to me!

This time I was successful.

You passed out after you went to Neeta.

Then I took you to another room and put you on the bed.

Neeta, wait here.

I am going to the airport to get Sonia.

What if he regains consciousness

Don't worry, he will not wake up until morning.

I mixed a sedative in his drink. Go.

Ok.

Sonia's coming here was not a coincidence, it was my plan.

I asked Sonia to sit in the car, and went to the airport restaurant

so that I would have a someone to back my story.

Sorry.

I went and asked him for a bottle of whisky.

And made an excuse that I did not have money.

That my friend was coming with money,

and I'd pay the bill as soon as he came.

Enjoy yourself. - Thank you.

When I saw that the manager was busy with other customers,

I quietly slipped out.

Vicky, since when have you started to believe in coincidences?

This is not my book. It belongs to my friend.

Then I came home with Sonia.

Darling!

This is for you.

Do you remember you wore a night gown

just like it on our wedding night?

I want to see you the same way again.

Sure.

Put this on and get ready to go to the airport. - Ok.

I picked up the bottle, which had your fingerprints on it.

It's me!

What's the matter?

You seem to be in a romantic mood today!

I was waiting for this night.

I'm sorry.

What?

I deliberately smashed her face with the bottle

so that no one could identify her.

After that, I sent Neeta to Geneva,

and quietly slipped back into the airport restaurant.

The bartender thought that I was there all along.

My gamble paid off.

I gave my wristwatch to the bartender instead of money

and ensured he would be my witness.

Everything was planned.

People spend their lives toiling, yet they cannot earn 1 million.

But I made 100 million in 5 months!

Why do you keep talking of chance?

What have you gained from it?

One peg.

One peg? - Yes.

Because today is celebration day.

So I will drink too.

You are a fantastic planner!

You have planned very intelligently!

Thank you.

But an intelligent man has one folly.

He considers everyone except himself to be an idiot!

You too are one such over confident idiot!

You think that I am here to escape from the police.

I am not here to escape but to find out what your plan was.

And you told me everything in your over-confidence.

You must wonder how I found out you were here.

By coincidence.

Do you recognise this boarding pass?

This belonged to your real wife Sonia Bajaj.

And I found it in your car.

By some coincidence, in the very book on coincidence

that you would ridicule.

By the same coincidence, I met the insurance detective

and found out that you had received the insurance money.

And that you transferred 100,000 of it to this ship.

Fine. Even if you know my plan, what can you do to me?

In a short while, this ship will cross the Swiss border,

and after that, we will be miles away from here. - Wait.

I will tell you a joke before going miles away.

It is told to children in school.

You have surely never heard it because you are illiterate.

Listen.

A tortoise and a hare were friends.

Once there was a race between the two.

The hare raced ahead.

It reached near the winning post and went to sleep without a worry.

The silly hare never realised

when the tortoise reached there and overtook him.

Is this a joke? - No, this is a story.

The joke is, this game between you and me

is exactly like that of the hare and the tortoise

in which I have won and not you.

What rubbish are you talking?

My planning is successful.

I have Neeta and 100 million dollars.

What do you have? Nothing!

I have won!

I cannot explain this in words.

There must be a computer somewhere.

I will explain to you by a modern technique. Come.

Account number 950691083.

That's my account number at the Bank of Singapore! How did you know?

That is what I want to show you

Come on! Enter the password!

People always choose a password that is easy to remember.

For example, date of birth.

But you would not do that.

Because you are an orphan.

So what could be your password?

You have always been harping on one thing.

It is this, isn't it?

See, Mr. Planner?

Your planning got you 100 million in 5 months.

And in just 5 minutes,

I transferred all the money back into the insurance company's account.

Now you have become a beggar from a millionaire.

Pick up 2 sticks, go to a club and play the drums again.

And make your girlfriend dance, too.

Relax.

There is no use grabbing my collar.

Can you see this microphone?

Every word you spoke has been recorded.

And the tape recorder is there.

Take this, and inform the security.

Neeta! Neeta!

Neeta! Neeta!

Neeta is dead.

Stop, Mr. Vikram!

Raj!

Raj!

Welcome, my dear!

Welcome to India, my son! - WC!

The toilet is over there! - Papa, not the toilet!

They mean welcome!

Is he your FIL? - FIL?

Father-in-law!

You people have also returned to India? - Where else can we go?

There is pollution and corruption here but there is BJP too.

BJP? - A lot of love!

These days, albums are in fashion!

Every Sikh records an album.

We have a Sikh in our home.

We will release a new album on national integration!

A Sikh singing a Bengali song!

Start!

What are you saying, where are you going?

What are you saying, where are you going?

I am going home.

How are you? I am fine.

How are you? I am fine.

The name of our album is Good.

Raj, you did not introduce them! - I am MBBS.

Oh, you are a doctor! - No.

No, MBBS means made in Bombay, brought up in Switzerland!