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Look, to be honest, it's a real simple gig.

I mean, I do all right on the tips of myself and I haven't got a rack like yours, so I'm sure you're gonna be just fine.

Yeah, I'm gonna do all right.

Most of the punters, they just want a cheeky cock's out and I've got a fucking clue what's in it, so...

What did you just say to a cheeky cock pill?

Hmm?

Come on, mate.

I can't look at the teeth, mate.

I can see that.

I got you to stop. Don't get me sacked as well as yourself on your first date.

I'm not gonna go back.

I don't know if the boss is gonna be caught.

Oh, if you, whatever I do, I'm not gonna get stuck.

So, what's next?

All I need to do is teach you how to make one cocktail and that'll prove you're not to be fit, just serve it to him.

I'm not gonna go cockty, I'll give it a go.

I think I know how to make the cockty out.

Look, I'm not gonna tip you all. I do that with a custom as they might sit, so I ain't getting you in.

So, look, what I like to do, just give it a nice little chug.

I mean, I'm not very good at it, so some of the clients, they do the trick and stuff.

I'm right around, so you can get in.

Are you shaking it? Yeah, that's right.

I know how to shake you.

I don't see what you're doing there, right?

I can do a lot of things with a cocktail.

Try to concentrate with your darlin.

I can't concentrate, do you think?

I'm just on here.

Are you fucking serious?

Why the fuck was the cop acting in here?

You're gonna get your fucking self-sacked on your first date, and be.

No, I won't get stuck.

Yeah, because you're probably stuck off the bus, but I ain't gonna suck it off, so.

Yeah, try a concerto.

We're gonna put the mixer in here.

I'm not gonna put it in anything now, because I'm not gonna get it all off.

Give it a nice little chuck, boom, catch it, spin it.

This is where we keep all the mixers.

Yeah, but if you go down here, you'll get a bit of this.

Oh, that's really your...

Yeah, what's me?

You're troubled, that's what you are.

So yeah, real simple, just doing a little juice, bone drink it, of course, you know, but.

I see it, real simple.

So now, how about we get you set up?

Yeah, I do.

I want you to empty.

I have empty balls.

Look, let's just see how you do the cocktail, and then...

Cathy, seriously, what the fuck are you doing?

Can you go take it?

My fucking mother, they are amazing.

Look, seriously, my boss is gonna be back in a minute.

It's very old, but he's playing so much.

She'll feel it down, it's not even old then.

Look, we are opening fucking five minutes.

If some punter comes in, you've got your fucking knockers out.

Look, just...

Look, look, look.

Look, my boss comes back real fucked.

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I'm not sure.

I can't really show you this.

I'm just gonna be a little weird.

I'm just gonna be a little weird.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

There's...

There's...

I'm so pretty.

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You look fucking dumb, huh?

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alright, no worries, I'll go and sloot it out

I need that remote as well

oh, that one?

yeah, that one

yeah

I'll break it down, I'll say it

I need it now, if anyone that turns on the TV

of course, turns it on

alright

there you go, mate

yeah, that's fine

I'll see you later

alright mate, take it easy

oh, I like the sight

oh, you gotta fucking suck

okay, I'm gonna suck

okay, I'm gonna suck

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see, they don't

I don't fucking come down

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oh, fuck

oh, shit, I told you don't want me any problems

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you're just being awful

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you're just fucking awesome

fucking awesome

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fat cock

yeah, that's the kind of cocktale idea

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oh, shit, baby

fuck you, or I'm sorry

actually, baby, you're the fuck that

that's it

I'm so gazday

this fucking dick

yeah

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that's it

that's it

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that's it, stick your fucking time

that's all of that, there you go

that goes, good girl

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see you can put

up against that fucking chair

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you like the one? fuck you and you're awesome

I love

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yeah

fuck you, no

fuck

you're taking yours

fucking taking

you're gonna get this, huh?

fucking that cup

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down

oh, fuck stuff

boss, I can explain

this is unacceptable

no, but it's all the first time, right?

goodbye

no, no, I'm sure we can work something out

you're gonna be next

yeah

alright, I'll take off a nap, right?

you can still fuck off

and we'll tell the sound we can maybe wipe his face

yeah

okay, good idea

yeah

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