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Fuck this bitch.

I can do the math.

One look at her and that bend -me -over and fuck -me number, and I can calculate

how long this lasts.

Do I give them a year?

Of course not.

I give them way longer than that.

This bloodsucker obviously just wants to marry into my parents' money and make

my brother's life a living hell of affairs.

And so is a decent shopping spree.

Still leech onto him as long as she can, a drain on his life that even lawyers

won't be able to chase away.

Yeah, lap it up, Husty.

I'm not about to watch you waste my inheritance.

Will do.

You think it's just because she's a hot piece of ass I won't see through her?

Alright, but if we could get her into a hot tub with you, that'd be worth the

backlash. Three firecrackers in one week. Not bad for you, huh?

Yeah.

Where's everyone?

You didn't go with them?

I get it. Skating's not my thing either.

You know what?

Why don't you meet me in the jacuzzi in 30?

We can get to know each other better.

Okay.

Jump right ahead into my web.

Box blocking this gold digger in three, two... Vanessa, hi.

Hi.

What's wrong? Everyone thinks I'm really rich.

Like, crypto girl rich? Or like, Russian oligarch rich?

Okay.

That's a lot of zeros.

Ugh, she's not even giving me a reason to hate her.

Plus, she smelled really good when she leaned in just now.

I promise I will be good to your brother.

My brother?

Who cares about him?

Speaking of boy toys... Alberto!

Is she checking me out?

Threat alert! She totally wants to go to bed with me.

She thinks girl time is a hot tub come on.

What the fuck am I thinking?

Okay, she's hot, obviously.

But why do I have this feeling like it'll be hot to steal her?

If anyone's gonna fuck my brother over, it's gonna be me.

Okay, do the math.

A threesome adds up to at least six orgasms, and that has to be worth at

more than my relationship with my family.

Oh, my

God.

I can't. I can't.