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Mmm.

He is so cute.

She is sexy.

I think I might have found the perfect couple.

Hmm.

Oh dear.

I'm going to send her a little message.

What are you talking about here, babe?

Babe, I think I, uh, I think I found the perfect couple.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. This is what you're doing on a Saturday? Looking for perfect couples?

us, Sugars! What do you mean for us? You know exactly what I mean. Come on!

Are you sure you want to do that? Come on. Babe, we've been together since

fucking senior year in high school. I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, but this is new territory.

Look at her. She's gorgeous.

And he's... Yeah.

She's cute.

She's pretty cute.

She's pretty hot, too.

Perfect.

Hey, honey.

Hey. I'm just on that new site you joined, and I found a pretty hot couple.

think they'll be perfect.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, they're pretty cute. I think I'm going to send them a message.

What do you think?

You know, I don't know about this website.

We never really did anything on there. We're so used to swinging the whole way.

Yeah, but that's getting old.

Let's try something new.

And they're really cute.

What do you think? Look at her.

She's amazing.

She's pretty hot.

So are you talking to them? What are you doing?

I'm sending her a little message.

Look, she just wrote us.

What? See, it's meant to be. I want to write about it. Are you serious? Yeah.

She's into it. She's into it, huh?

Wow.

All right.

What are you guys doing tonight?

Question mark.

Smiley face.

Wow,

that's going to happen tonight, huh?

That's crazy.

That's crazy. It's exciting.

You know, I don't know. These websites nowadays, you never know if that's

them, you know? Well, there's only one way to find out.

Let's do a video chat.

A video chat?

Yeah, we can do that with us.

Are you sure you want to do this, babe?

This is definitely something you should be thinking about. I've thought about it

so much. I've thought about it so much. I think about it all the time.

I mean, no, you know, honestly, obviously no offense to you, but I don't

More importantly, I want to see you fuck another girl. I think it'd be so sexy.

She wants a video chat. All right. Video chat.

Let's do it.

Oh, this is so exciting.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, hello.

Hi. Hi.

You guys are really hot.

You're really hot.

I'm Jessica.

I'm Joey.

I'm Penny.

I'm Johnny. Hi.

Nice to meet you.

So is this your first time on Sex and Your City?

Yeah, I was so nervous. We had no idea what's going on.

Yeah, we're a little nervous.

We've been doing this for a while, so we're probably nervous.

Yeah. But we're new to the website as well. Usually we go to swinger clubs,

know, traditional, but...

We're trying something new too.

This is our first time swinging at all.

Well, don't be nervous.

Have you met anybody off here? What do you guys do?

Not yet. You guys are our first. We've just been swingers for a while.

See, that's perfect. Both of our first.

Oh, that's our maid.

That's Rebecca.

Come here, Rebecca.

Wow.

She's adorable.

Yeah.

She's a little shy.

Yeah. I'm so excited. This is going to be awesome. I'm totally excited.

We have everything here, wine.

Make you feel more comfortable.

Of course.

Awesome, awesome. Okay, send me, message me with your address, and we'll be

there. All right. Awesome. We'll see you guys soon.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

Bye, mate.

Wow.

That's crazy. This is awesome.

I'm excited, babe. Are you excited? I'm so excited.

I love you so much.

I love you, baby.

Did you get cleaned up, huh? Yeah.

Got a new outfit.

You got a new outfit? Yeah.

How long have you two been together?

A while.

Just for the while.

You've been swinging for a while, too?

Yeah, a couple years.

A couple years.

We're not new to the game. You guys enjoy it, huh?

Yeah, we like it.

I like it.

I like it more than she does.

No.

I'm the one that talked you into it. Me?

Me?

But then who liked it the most then, you know?

No, you caught on to it.

Cheers.

To new friends.

Yeah.

Hold on one second.

You're not that nervous, are you?

No, man. You know, it's my first time.

Oh, no. Are you kidding me? I want to have fun, but at the same time. Today?

It's Saturday. It's supposed to be the other way off. I have company over.

Oh.

All right.

I'll be right there.

All right.

Bye.

She's a little less nervous than I am.

I have a problem.

I have to go into work.

What do you mean you have to go into work? They need me to come in. I don't

a choice.

Babe, you can't leave. I mean, we have company.

They came all this way. I know, but I'm on call. I don't have a choice.

They came to see both of us, you know. That's a problem if you're leaving. What

are we going to do?

I guess I'll just have to be a threesome today.

All right, baby, I know you want a new pizza.

It sucks.

I don't know.

Unless, you know. Unless.

You're thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah.

I knew it. I knew it. I have to leave.

Rebecca! Yeah, they're coming.

Rebecca!

Get in here.

Why don't you have a seat right here?

I have to go to work, so I was wondering if you might want to fill in for me.

What?

Well, you know what we do.

It's nothing new. You've seen it.

What do you mean?

You know.

You've cleaned it up. You don't want to talk about it.

With him?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What, do you like him? Yeah.

I think we will.

I love you, honey. I'll see you soon.

I'll take good care of you.

I know you will.

Have fun.

To your wife.

To my wife. To your wife.

To new people.

Yeah.

Excellent help.

It's hard to find good help around here.

We found the perfect one. Yeah, you found it. Obviously.

You found a phenomenal home.

Can you come here often?

Occasionally. Yeah? Yeah.

She's so excited.

Are you sure you called me like a pussy baby?

Are you sure you called a dick in my mouth?

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Excuse me.

Oh my gosh.

My dress.

Maybe you look so good on the dance. I like that I have such a good cut.

Are you sure you're cool with her sucking my cock?

Aww, I think it looks so sexy. It looks so good. It's really pretty. I

love it.

It looks so good.

It looks so good.

You're a little cocksucker.

That's it, baby. Suck that dick over there.

Look at you suck it.

Oh,

it's my little high school sweetheart over there.

Sucking that cock.

He's not missing his sweetheart right now, baby.

I didn't think it would turn me on this much. Yeah, I knew it would. I knew

you'd love it.

That's a good girl. Baby, spread those legs. Yeah. Show me you spread them.

Yeah.

Oh,

God. Look at that pretty pussy. That's so beautiful.

Baby, I'm going to tear this little pussy off.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Baby,

I never thought another girl riding my cock would feel this good.

I knew it.

I knew you'd love it.

oh my god

oh my god oh my god

Oh my God, baby, you're getting fucked over there. Yeah, I love it. Oh my God,

you look so good.

She's so pretty, man.

I think we're going to hire her.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

You're pretty good my boss, huh?

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit.

Are you ready to wash me right away?

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Honey, I know I said I'd only do it for you, but... Fuck me.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my God.

Uh huh.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

What do you think?

Thank you.

What's going on? Are you already done?

Aren't you having fun?

You always miss it. Every time.

I'm trying to carry it home and you're already done.

We got next weekend.

We're going to do it again.

Don't even worry about it. You're going to do it again.

Put that phone in the garbage.

I need a clean sofa now.

That's probably a good idea.