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Ricky, which one's your stepmom?

She's the one with the black dildo in her.

Mom, what are you doing?

What am I doing here at this time of day?

I thought you and my dad were out on vacation.

Me and my buddies are just going to hang out and watch the TV.

What's going on here? I'd rather watch this.

I think that you guys should just leave right now. I do not think your father

would approve of this.

Well, you know, actually, having, you know, I agree with that, but having said

that, you know, he's not here, so maybe it would be okay for you to just join?

Oh, let him stay. The more, the merrier.

Well, I do get triple the points if I have eight or more guests.

All right, gentlemen, please join us.

Alice,

I don't believe that you know my stepson, Ricky, here.

Ricky, would you like to introduce us to your handsome friends?

Yeah.

Sean, Michael, this is Jenna.

Oh, thank you for bringing it. Sorry, I'm a little distracted.

The pressure's so beautiful.

Just like a box of chocolate. There's so many to choose from.

Well, aren't you darling?

How's your blood pressure?

Oh, never mind. You're young. You can handle me.

What is this?

Wow, these ladies are kicking.

How does it work?

Yeah, why don't you show us how it works?

Demonstrate for us.

You want to see my cock?

Yes.

What is this?

Keep saying that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I see.

Your friends are freaking awesome

Oh, my God.

Turn around.

Thank you.

oh my god

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Can I try more of your friends? Don't push your luck, Ricky.

What? Don't push your luck, Ricky.

Anybody else?

Sound like a maybe.

You

guys

want to try something else?

Who wants to switch?

Thank you.

Fantastic.

Well, thank you guys so much for making my little party such a success.

And you better not say anything to your father or I will murder you.

Not a word.

Whoa, man.

Crazy cam.

Remember,

everybody, your faces are all in the shot. Yeah, thank you.

Okay, good, hold on.

What kind of movie are we shooting today?

I was told to do mainstream.

It's so shake and titty.

Yes. Ooh, beautiful.

Hey, gentlemen, please join us.

Woo!

All right.

I get my mom.

Beautiful guys, let me get a horizontal just to make sure we got... No, you're

pretty. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course you are.

All right, cute guys.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Wow, Ricky, which one's your stepmom?

Have my money?

Oh, no.

Thank you guys. That was a great scene.

See you guys next time. Bye.

I'll close the door for dramatic effect.