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Down, down, down, down, down.

How about for Tuesday? Is that good?

Yeah, that's fine. That'll work.

All right.

Actually, I did a quote with Bernice, and I actually got her to

get an entertainment motorist on a policy, so a little bit more there.

Aha.

You know how it goes.

Boom. More money.

Yep. Perfect. Can't run a business without it. That's for sure. Exactly.

You know what?

Let me make a notation of that.

Yeah.

Ah,

you know what? Let me call.

Yeah, hi. Can I please speak to Matthew?

Hey, Matthew. What's up, man? How you doing?

Yeah, you said you were going to come in and take care of that payment?

What time?

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, we'll still be here.

He said the same thing to me three days ago.

Oh, I was probably going to say he wanted to see his kid or his mom or some

stupid shit.

Give me one second, Matthew.

Three days ago, you were supposed to come.

And he never did. He never showed up. He didn't, you know, oh, I got to go see

my mom or my kid or something. I bet you he did the same thing.

You know what, actually, Matthew, yeah, we're not going to be in the office.

Yeah, we're closing shop early.

But you know what? I could take care of that payment now if you like.

Yeah, do you have a credit card?

Yeah, that would be very convenient. Just send me the card number, and I'll

care of it right now.

Uh -huh.

34? Okay.

Expiration?

Yeah, okay.

And the three digit number on the back?

139.

Alright, I'm going to go ahead and take that payment now.

Just make sure that there's funds in there because if not, then we won't be

to continue your policy.

Alright, thank you very much, Matthew.

Alright, bye -bye.

I think the girl heard.

Oh, that's it? Want me to go let them in?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just called.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, let them in.

Let me finish. Let me make this payment.

Okay.

They're coming.

They're checking in.

Oh, okay, cool.

Yeah, you know what? The payment went through.

Yeah.

Yeah, that guy. That guy was full of shit.

Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know that.

Yeah. That he gave you the same story about three days ago.

Yeah, I think we're going to put the daughters to work today, man. All those

people with us just piling up.

Yeah, I know. I've got a bunch of stuff here, too.

Yeah, I've got a lot of work for these girls today.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Check this out. I've got a bunch of work for you, too. Yeah,

you're going to have to put in the work.

Yeah, definitely.

Hey, Dad.

Oh, hey.

How are you? Hi, how are you? Hi,

how are you?

What do you mean? I'm not late.

Yeah, you are.

I'm not that late.

Yeah, you are.

You gotta be responsible.

You can't just be coming whenever you want. Sorry.

You know?

Go say hi to Mr. Dave.

Hey, Mr. Dave.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good.

Nice to meet you. Yeah, don't be rude.

Okay, fine.

Hello.

Nice to meet you. Hey, hello. How are you?

All right, come here. Show me some stuff. All right, first thing you're

do is you're going to give me my coffee.

No, just kidding. I already got my coffee.

No. I'm serious. You said be serious, right? Yes, I did. Okay, then.

We're going to start now.

What you're going to do is you're going to follow this.

Looks so nice today.

Your mom would be so proud of you.

I can't help it.

What are we doing, Dad?

Do I have to do all those papers?

You have to do all of these papers.

You've got to file these.

And they think they're not going to do these things.

I got you.

Mr.

Dave, thank you so much for agreeing with my dad to have daughter day.

Yeah, no problem. Thank you for having me. No problem.

Nice meeting you again.

You girls are going to be put to work.

Oh,

yeah.

This is Michael Beck

and he's

not exactly the warmest of people. Yeah, that's nice that he's putting it.

Now these is your cubicles right over here.

Are you serious? Well, no, no, no, not that one, not that one, not that one.

We put both of you together.

Oh, okay. This is awesome.

Yeah, because most of our work might be, you know, blocking work and stuff like

that. Yeah, yeah.

Thanks so much. Just make sure you both can be on the phone, you know. No

personal calls. Yeah, definitely. No personal calls.

No social media. None of that stuff.

Please. Okay.

The time that we have you here, we need you to really, really hustle and really

work for us.

Got it. All right? Yeah.

All right, so pretty much that's about it. Y 'all can get to work now. Baby, do

you have any questions?

No, thank you. No?

Any questions?

No. Thank you so much.

Okay. Well, I guess, I mean, if you don't have anything else to... No.

Well, you don't have to check on them once in a while.

Yeah.

We'll be checking up on you.

Thanks, Daddy.

All right. Thanks, Dad. We're going to be up there, you know, doing our thing,

fails and stuff like that. If you can, you'll want to run and learn some stuff.

But make sure you get all this stuff filed right. Don't mess it up.

Like I said, our boss is a little unagreeable at most times, so don't make

mistakes. Yeah.

Okay.

Remember, you two making us two look good. Yeah. All right?

Bye. Bye.

Oh, God.

That's kind of cute.

Ew.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

My dad's older.

No, he's not.

Yeah, he's definitely older.

But your dad's a lot older.

I'm supposed to actually do work.

That's going to be hard.

All these papers?

I'm not going to freaking work.

I'm going to have to see what's on the computer.

There's like so much.

That is all there is.

I could really get used to working here.

It's so chill and you barely have to do anything.

I know, my dad's secretaries get it so easy.

I just hope they consider us a physician.

I really wanted to work here, but my dad doesn't think I'm responsible enough.

Oh my god, my dad is the same way.

He just doesn't think I'm going to show up.

That's the same thing with my dad.

It's going to be late every time.

I've had to work here like a year ago.

I just wish there was a way we could show our dads that we're better

than what they have.

Well, there is one way, but I'm not going to do it. Tell me. I can't say it.

tell me.

Well, I bet there's something their secretary doesn't do.

What's that?

Fuck our dads.

Do that.

They don't do it, obviously.

Not better than we could.

I bet that part doesn't even work down there.

I did hear what I said about your dad being hot.

Oh, I had another one on me.

Your dad's really hot, actually.

I mean, why else would I come up with such a great idea?

That's so weird, though.

I don't know.

Think about it. I mean, we could always swap our dad's work, and maybe that way

they'll take us more seriously.

Well, are you sure this is gonna prove that we should be being serious?

I mean, it's worth a try.

You know what?

Yeah, let's swap work. You can get close to my dad with this work, and I'll get

close to your dad with my work.

No, we actually came up with an idea.

How about we swap dads so that that way we can learn all the aspects of the

business, you know? Yeah.

So they can learn things from you that he can't teach me.

Swap dads?

Yeah, like I work for you today and she works for my dad.

I mean, okay.

I mean, I don't have a problem with that. You?

Awesome. Okay.

Hey, Mr. D. What do you need me to do for you?

Actually, at the moment, I'm kind of thirsty. Can you get me a glass of

Yeah, of course.

No problem.

I appreciate it.

Thank you.

You look really good in

that shirt. Oh, thank you.

Thank you, thank you. It's actually a new shirt.

Yeah? Yeah. I like it.

It's one of my favorite colors.

Yeah? Yeah. It kind of looks a little bit like... We want it.

Okay, so these are all in order.

Mr.

Rodriguez, what's up with your tie?

It seems so exciting.

Well, I'm sorry.

Do you need a massage or anything?

Uh, no.

Wow, you have great handwriting.

Did you write it yourself?

Yeah, well, I write every day.

Wow. You show your name so much. She gives great massages.

Yeah.

My mom will talk a lot.

Yeah, sure.

Wow,

this is a...

These girls are really working.

Yeah, right?

Yeah. I can't even tell you this.

I'm so glad it was for your daughter's birthday.

We need more of these days.

Bring your daughter to work every day.

Yeah, I'm with you on that.

Don't you feel any better now?

I'm sure your secondary doesn't cause you.

I know.

I wouldn't let her.

Feel a little less tense?

Feel a little less tense?

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Yeah, and you'd be surprised what I could do with these hands.

No, I bet.

Do you think you have a grip?

Mr. D, look at these hands.

Yeah, nice.

Nice. Doesn't it make you feel way less tense now?

I wouldn't quite say that.

Is that the fax machine? It is. I'll go get it. I'll get it.

I'll get it. I'm going to get it.

Okay. Is it me?

Or is that awkwardly weird?

My daughter's acting very weird.

Mine?

Yours?

She touched my dick.

Oh, my God.

Like, when she was beside you back there. Your leg?

Yeah. She went a little bit too high. And I just...

Pretended like she didn't know, but I just felt her like... I'm sorry about

that. I mean, I can have her apologize.

No, no, no. I mean, it just caught me off guard.

I mean, her mom was a little wild child, loose.

You know, her younger days.

She's never been like that at all.

Oh, okay. Well, then maybe it was just a mistake.

Maybe, yeah.

Maybe. But I mean, they're acting very weird. They're acting weird. They're up

to something.

You're just totally into me. I'm just saying.

We just need to tell them what we want to do.

Really, though.

You ready?

Yeah. I'm ready.

Hey, guys.

Hey. So,

we decided that we want to be secretaries full -time.

Yeah.

Not that easy.

Yeah. But we have already full -time secretaries. Yeah, we do.

I mean, but they're not as good as us. Yeah, we're better.

I mean, it is your first day, though.

Yeah.

I think we can learn pretty fast.

We can learn. Like, it's the work for a learner.

And plus, there's nothing you can't teach me.

I mean, look what you did.

Um,

uh, Tony?

Yeah? Um, you know what's going on here, right?

Uh, yeah, me and Eddie getting out to... Um,

I, uh, I think we could definitely do this.

Yeah? Yeah, I think... full -time?

We're full -time secretaries.

I want to suck your dick now.

My dad's right there.

He's letting me do it.

Mm.

Okay.

Oh.

I love you.

I love you.

Shit is it a nice car?

We

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