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Alright, so you know what we're doing today?

No.

We've got a new, fresh -faced talent coming into an audition for my

new motion picture.

It's very young, very pretty.

You're going to be picking her up at 4 at the Spandard Hotel.

Oh, okay.

She'll be wearing a white dress and brown boots.

I described what kind of car.

She'll be waiting for you there.

Okay. Okay, cool.

No problem.

Around that time, I'd probably go now and eat that.

All right? All right.

I'm going to have a lot of fun with this one.

All right. I'm ready.

All right.

Let's do it.

Exciting.

Hi. This is Susan Blackstone.

Hi, I am.

Heather Johnson.

Yeah. Right?

How are you?

I'm fine. How are you? Thank you, John.

I'll call you later.

Please take a seat. Take a seat.

Are those supposed to be going out tonight? Going out for dinner tonight?

That is true. We still will be going to dinner.

I gotta be honest.

I'm really excited for you to play this part.

I saw your audition tape.

It literally, you said like two lines, and I knew instantly, it's you.

I have to have you in my movie.

Now, it's my, this year's my big budget movie,

right? And we're gonna have a lot of big...

leads in it, big stars, but I thought it would be perfect if I brought in a

brand new face, someone that nobody's ever seen before, for a lead part.

And I think it's you.

I've got to be honest, I'm really excited. Your face, your glowing,

everything about you, your natural look is amazing.

I'm sorry, I'm blushing.

It's just, I think you have a part.

And I know I'm starting to kind of say, oh, we're going to do dinner and talk

about it, and then I have my house and everything.

But I didn't want to wait until the evening. I just thought if we get

and talk now, and we could go over the script and line and talk about it, and

who's the boss and everything.

Okay. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

Yes. Oh, my God.

I was happy that you called me. I was really excited that you called me.

I am a big fan of almost all your movies and everything.

Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Well, if you're a big fan, you know

how large the movies can go, how big from the sci -fis and the action and the

dramas. Like, yes, I...

I really appreciate that you like it. Thank you, thank you. So this makes it

even more important, I think, if I actually have somebody who knows my work

is a fan.

I didn't know there was a lead in this movie.

Yeah. Well, here's the thing.

If we go out to dinner and people, paparazzi and everything starts being

with me.

they're going to get the jump on, hey, is this the new lead in Blackstone's big

new movie? And then it's everyone knows. So we didn't go through

agents. We didn't put out a big casting thing.

Like when you read, that was very small. And then when I came across your

audition tape, I needed to get you in the room as fast as possible.

want to make a big deal and go out and so i mean we'll still do dinner but i

thought getting you here in front of me in my house we could really really talk

so yes you can go through agents and by any chance did you tell friends

or family or your agent or anybody that you're coming here I haven't told no

one. My agent barely loves me. He always moves me to these casting

parts where I'm only extra.

So it's really embarrassing.

My family's back home in Georgia, small town Georgia.

I live in a hotel room.

So I don't get out much.

I don't talk to people much. I don't have very...

Well, don't worry about that. Dinner will definitely be taken care of.

I pretty much know the best restaurants to go to, and actually, there's a few

amazing chefs that I'll call out to now, and they'll hook us up really well.

So I promise you, you're going to get a really good meal.

Do you like steak or sushi?

That's my question.

Steak. Steak?

That's my girl. Good, good.

So is this your house?

No, this is actually one of my partner's houses who we

invest in and everything. And his, which I kind of agree, his advice was, if

you're going to hold meetings at a house, don't do that at yours because

always people outside taking pictures.

Here's my house.

So this is not my house. This is one of my...

partner's house. Okay.

It's pretty nice, right?

Yes.

Is anyone else over here?

Besides me and you?

No, it's just me, you, and John.

He's my assistant.

When we run the tape for the audition and everything, we're live the whole

He'll help you do that.

Yeah.

Here's a big question. Being it is an action movie, what's an action movie

without a little nudity?

I'll answer right away in about a second. What do you think of a movie

that?

Well, the part that I could see from this movie, there's definitely

nudity in it.

I've got to be honest. It's flat out. I don't want to surprise you later on.

There's definitely nudity in it.

And it's a very intense scene.

And that was a scene that I was hoping we can

do today.

That was the scene I wanted to audition for today.

I don't know.

I don't think I want to be naked on camera.

Word would get around that you weren't cooperative.

Like, it would ruin your career instantly.

I'm sorry to be so forward and harsh, but think of all the actresses.

Angelina Jolie.

She was made in her first movie. Look at her now.

She's won Oscars. She's directing motion pictures.

Thelma Hayek, they were all people that were sitting basically in the same seat

that you are now when that question came to them.

I mean, I know this isn't the routine way, but I have to know before

we go any further, do you want this part?

It's kind of a one -in -a -lifetime chance.

I want the part, but I haven't even seen the script yet.

I don't know if you would like my writing and my acting and everything

What if I read it with my clothes on?

I can tell that you're really nervous.

This is a lot coming at you right away.

And that's the way things fly sometimes.

How about this?

Let's relax. Let's talk a little more. We don't have to talk about the movie.

Let's just get to know each other.

Do you like wine?

I can get us some wine.

I'll let John know, okay?

And let's just talk.

Let's get familiar with each other. Because I'm sure you have a lot more

questions for me, correct?

Yeah. I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do.

Believe me.

gained a reputation in this industry by not being an honest, fair person.

I'm going to send you a drink.

Okay. Jones.

Yeah. Can you get Heather a glass of wine for the two of us?

No problem.

Thank you, man.

Actually,

just make it one.

Okay. Thank you.

I got joy, relax.

Why don't you start telling me about yourself? Where are you from?

Yeah,

I mean, that's usually how it's done to everybody who starts somewhere and being

extra and background is a great way to get in and get your vouchers and all of

that.

That's what you gotta do sometimes.

But, you know, it's not like every day where Hollywood director is like, I

want you from my lead part.

You see how that's a little overwhelming? I totally get it.

And then to add on, it's a new thing.

I'm sure your brain's like, whoa, can I handle all this? You put that right

there, you're done. Wow, you really chugged that one.

I think the wine is getting to my head. I think I need to go to the restroom and

put water on my face.

Oh, yeah.

Well, the restroom is right over there.

Uh -oh.

You are not a drinker, are you?

No. Oh, no.

I just want you to know that

the part I have you in mind was going to be amazing.

What are you doing?

I don't feel like it.

Love it?

It's going to be a great part.

I promise you, you're going to have

a great time. I do.

I'm just getting you ready for your audition.

Don't you

want to be the

next movie star that came out of that little

town?

Yeah. Yeah.

You can do it easier for this hand.

Wow.

Can you say a couple?

Can you say a couple?

Stop. Stop.

Stop.

What am I doing?

I'm just opening with your audition.

Oh God.

I'm waking up way too fast.

Jones, I need your assistance.

It's time for plan B.

Yeah.

Hmm. Is it working?

Yep.

Get her up in there.

You got it? Yep.

Think she has potential?

Yeah, I see some, I see some.

Yeah, I see some too.

A little bit, a little bit.

It's all good.

She's ready for that.

She is ready.

Yeah, she's all she.

She's ready.

The long ass hair, huh?

Okay, okay.

Got a little something, man. Yeah, yeah. Got a little something.

Little something.

I'm going to have fun with this one.

Best audition ever.

I know.

I know.

It's okay.

We're here for the audition.

That's it.

Leave.

We'll contact you.

We'll talk.

And you'll win.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

There, see?

To get a better brand.

There you go.

That's it.

Step her out.

Come on.

I don't think we ever did this before.

Lay her back down.

There you go.

Pretty.

Make sure those are tight.

Spread it out.

Is she good?

Yep. There we go.

All right, well, look, we got about an hour.

Would you like a drink?

Yeah, let's go, man.

Now I'm down.

All right, then.

Well, we'll be back.

Look, we're going to take some pictures before I roll.

You gotta fucking keep that face right here.

That's right.

I have three cameras filming you, as you can see, because

I want to remember your audition, because it's so

important.

Aren't you excited that you got your first starring role all by yourself?

Look at the fucking camera.

Right? We're going to have lots of fun. I promise you that.

But we are going to warm you up first.

Aren't you excited?

Want to say something?

What? What are you trying to say? Come on.

Top swing.

We're going to be working together, right?

All right.

There you go.

Are you excited?

You know how many people...

Don't you worry for this relationship.

Are you trying to say something?

What are you trying to say?

What?

Is your audition going okay so far, if you ask me?

Oh, thank you.

We'll be taking some of that right there.

That's right. Come on. Isn't that what you want?

No. I think yes. That's what you fucking want.

You want this, don't you?

Mmm, good girl.

That's right.

Oh, who's having a great audition?

I fucking like you.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mmm, someone's getting all wet and ready.

Oh, don't forget.

This is yours.

Oh, like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

I fucking listened to him.

I listened to him.

I'm ready for a dance

You love that, don't you? You love that, don't you?

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't see much.

You're steady.

You're steady.

That's right.

Give me that fucking rule.

Give me it.

That's for you.

That's for you.

There you go.

You fucking stay still now.

You wouldn't want your addition to go bad, would you?

That's right.

That's right.

Ooh.

Good job.

Yeah, this one's right there, huh?

From a professional point of view, your audition is going great.

Right? Don't you like that audition?

Don't you fucking like that, huh?

Lift her head.

Don't you want your audition to go well?

Don't you want your audition to go good?

Second

part

of her audition.

Nice and wet.

See, we're getting you all warmed up for us, right?

For the big show.

Isn't that what you want?

Get off me.

Okay. Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh. It hurts.

Get off.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. It's hot.

Open.

Keep those fucking legs open.

That's right.

See that? Oh,

yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

She sees it.

Isn't this great? Isn't this your addition you wanted, huh?

Open right there.

Right, yeah. Good, good, good.

Now, now, open that mouth.

Open that fucking mouth.

Oh, see?

You take direction well.

You take direction well.

She is.

You might actually walk the red carpet on this one.

Let me get the... Oh, I think Josh is going to get something.

Oh.

Extra tools, man. We've got the extra situation.

Stop what?

Your audition?

Don't you want to be famous?

There it is right there.

There it is right there.

Give me that spit.

Get some fucking spit on it. Open that fucking mouth.

Get some spit on there. Come on. There we go.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

or additions ever.

You're gonna chew that fucking popcorn, huh?

Open it.

Open it.

Do what he says.

Do what he says.

Oh,

yes.

Off of me.

Oh, yes.

Off of you, no.

This is your audition.

Oh, she's taking it out. Oh.

Get out of my way. Oh, that's not going to happen, though, is it?

Right there.

Yes, yes, yes.

What's wrong?

Talk to your director. Come on. Get out of my way. Come on. You need an active

director. Communication, to be clear.

What's going on?

It's okay to come in your edition.

I want you to really show me something.

Show me something, right?

You having fun?

That's your audition, huh?

Get off of me.

I'm not going to get off of you until we're done with your audition.

You really should open that fucking mouth, huh?

Open it wide.

Open it.

Open that.

You want it to get rougher?

Do you think we're playing?

Huh? Do you think we're playing?

Do you think we're playing?

You cooperate.

Yes.

Yes? Yes.

Yeah.

Open that fucking mouth.

Wake her up now. Open that fucking mouth.

What are you doing?

Okay, open that mouth.

Nice and wide.

And you better not bite those fucking teeth.

Is that him?

You better fucking pay attention.

Lick that fucking cock. Stick that tongue out. There you go. Get it nice

fucking flat.

That's right.

That's right.

Do what the fuck you said.

She does listen well, huh?

She takes direction well.

Most actresses start out doing that and then they get a fucking attitude.

Replace the bowl.

I've never had a mouth so fucking small.

Open that fucking mouth. Open it up. Open it up right there.

That is all teeth.

Open that fucking mouth. Yeah, you can open that wide.

Open it.

There's the spit.

There it is.

Oh, it's your audition tape.

You're okay. Open that mouth.

Open that fucking mouth.

That's right.

Oh, I didn't think it was going to get that far.

That's right.

That's right.

Okay. You're going to have to open that mouth a lot fucking wider. Right over

here. Turn that fucking head right there. Turn that head.

Open.

Open that fucking... Open that fucking... Open it. Oh, Wyatt, you got

Wyatt, look. Ah, here.

Let me see. Let me see, right.

Open. There you go.

Oh, shit.

Open that fucking... Let me see that. That's right. Come on, shit.

Let me see that fucking... Open that

fucking...

Get those fucking right.

Get those fucking right.

Get those fucking right.

Get those fucking right. Get those fucking right. Get those fucking right.

those fucking right. Get those fucking right. Get those fucking right. Get

fucking right. Get those

fucking

right.

That's right.

Close those teeth.

Mouth open.

That's a pretty teeth. You want it? Want them to be knocked out.

Like those balls. Like those balls.

Like those fucking balls.

Did I say put your hands behind your back?

Come on.

Want me to give you a good referral?

Trying to get that roll, ain't you?

Yeah. Trying to get that roll, ain't you?

Huh?

Oh, open that fucking mouth.

Open that mouth. Open that mouth.

Get them hands back. Get them hands back.

That is a fucking bear trap in there.

Yeah, it is.

Look at that.

Look at that. There's a bit all over that face.

There it is.

Don't wipe your face. Don't wipe your face. Federico did not tell you to. Suck

those balls.

Suck them.

Come on.

That's right.

You're so willing.

Go back and forth.

There you go.

Stop touching the fucking air. Stay behind your back.

There.

Open that mouth. There you go.

Yeah.

Wow. Yeah.

There it is. See?

Right here. Right here. Oh.

That's what we're talking about.

Best audition tape ever.

See? Now you can do it.

Keep that mouth open. Keep that mouth open. Oh.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Mm -hmm.

That's right.

Oh, shit.

Take it. Take it.

Oh, no fucking teeth.

Oh. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Don't you want to give me that?

Don't you?

Say yes, Mr.

Director. Yes, Mr.

Director. Stick that tongue out.

Stick it out as far as you can.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, Keep her right there.

Come

here

now. Get them out there.

I want to see drool coming down.

Don't bite that cock.

Do you want to take something?

No,

this is your audition.

Oh, open that fucking mouth.

Keep that mouth open.

Right there. Keep that mouth open.

Open that fucking mouth right there.

Oh, open it.

Don't bite my fucking dick.

Open that fucking mouth.

Open. Yes.

Ah, lick those fucking balls.

Get those fucking balls right there.

Lick them. I said get that face in the air with those balls.

Lick those fucking balls right there.

Yes.

Uh -huh.

Chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it.

Open.

You're so excited.

I'm so giving, Oben.

That's right.

That's right.

Oh!

I'm surprised you're not saying, please don't more.

Say it.

Say it. Don't.

Don't what?

Please don't what?

You are doing it. It's your audition.

Don't bite that cock.

Open that fucking mouth.

Oh,

now those balls.

With those balls.

Yes,

yes. Over here. Here to my fucking thigh.

And with those balls. Yes.

Oh.

So delicate.

Look at those balls. So fucking delicate.

Oh, man.

Do you want to get those balls out?

Yeah. Oh, shit. Get in that fucking mouth.

Yeah. Suck on a little fucking.

No.

Open.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

No, no.

You mean yes.

You mean yes.

Take that big fucking pot and that fucking pussy.

That's right. Give me that mouth.

Give me that fucking mouth. Did I say stop?

Oh, open that mouth.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes. There you go.

Open that fucking mouth. Yeah.

Open that mouth.

Open that mouth.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Come on. Come on. Get the ball.

Look at that.

Nice and wide.

fucking balls again.

Like those balls again, like I said.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

You have sort of to kick that fucking butt.

Get on your hands and knees now.

Get on your hands and knees. Get that fucking mouth over here.

Get that mouth.

In your hair.

In your hair.

Get that mouth on it. Get that mouth on it. Right there.

Yes, yes, yes. Ah,

take that.

You want to take that cock, don't you?

Give me that fucking mouth.

Give me that mouth. Put it in that fucking mouth.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes.

Oh, good, good, good.

You take that. You take that.

What do you say?

You say, don't you thank me for that audition?

Open that mouth.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Uh -huh. See that? He's taking your fucking pussy.

Supposed to be getting away from you.

There you go.

Oh,

she's fighting now.

There you go. She's fighting now.

You see?

A little fucking late. We already got you on camera.

Huh? Be careful. Oh,

hold up.

There it is.

There it is.

Yeah, you keep pushing. You keep pushing that.

You keep pushing that. You keep pushing that.

Right there.

Right there. Right there.

Oh, shit.

There you go. Deep, deep, deep.

Deep, deep, deep.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

You keep pushing that.

Right there.

Right there. Right there.

Boom.

Open that mouth.

Come on.

Yes, open, open, open.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Suck those balls in.

Suck those balls in. Yes,

yes, yes.

Give us the audition.

Open.

Open.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes.

Ah,

open.

Open. Ah, yeah, there it is.

Oh, open that fucking mouth.

Nice and wide.

Nice and wide. Oh, yes. Nice and wide. Nice and wide.

Nice.

Oh, yes.

Ah, that's it right there.

Ah, right there.

Don't we work well together?

Don't we work well together?

Oh,

she's a fucking strong one, isn't she?

You should lock her back up, huh?

That's right. Stay right there. You stay right there. You stay right there. Keep

going.

Take that bucket. You take that bucket.

You take that bucket right there.

Good job.

Yes, yes, yes. There you go.

There you go.

What's wrong,

huh? You don't like being choked? Fucking nice. You don't like being

that fucking cock right there. Come on. You keep pushing me.

Keep pushing me.

I'm going to take that fucking cock right there.

Come on.

You're a fighter.

I'm going to take that fucking cock right here. Right here.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, really?

Yeah, a lot. Oh,

do you see that? Right?

I want to see what happens.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Open that fucking mouth wide.

Open that fucking mouth wide.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

We're almost done with this scene here.

We're almost done.

Give me those fucking hands.

Come on.

Come on. Yes. There you go.

Yes. Fuck.

Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Stop. Stop, Lord. Stop, Lord.

Stop. Give me that fucking stuff. Take that fucking cum in that pussy.

Take that cum in that pussy.

Take that fucking cum in that pussy.

Ah, yes.

All that cum in that fucking pussy.

Ah, now you can tell. Oh, cum in that fucking pussy.

What do you know?

No. You understand?

You don't fucking have a say.

Do you understand?

Yes, don't. You don't have a fucking say. You don't have a fucking say. You

don't have a fucking say. You don't have a fucking say. That's right.

Oh, stop, boy.

Open that fucking mouth.

Open that mouth.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, don't. Fucking hands.

Fucking hands.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

what?

You know what? I'm going to give you some right now. Give her that fucking

Fill up that fucking cup. Fill up that fucking cup. All right?

No, no, no, no, you don't understand.

This is your audition.

Your audition.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Tie your fucking hands up.

Oh,

you think we're fucking done?

We're not fucking done.

Oh, we're not fucking done.

Oh, we're not.

Oh, how do you like all that cum inside you, huh?

How do you like all that fucking cum inside you? Answer me!

Answer your fucking director!

Answer me! Come on!

Say it!

Come on.

You keep trying to get out, okay?

You keep trying to fucking get out. Come here.

We gotta talk.

Am I?

Yes.

Really?

Don't you know?

You're about to star in your whole new movie. Show me your face.

No.

Show me your face. Turn that fucking face.

That's it now. See?

Damn. You're going to star in your new movie.

the lead star in your new movie.

The one we did before was one, and now we're going to do another one.

So, I'm assuming that this is going to calm

you down.

That was a good idea.

That is a good idea. Thank you very much.

I would be still if I was you.

Relax those hips.

You want this movie to go smooth, right? No production problems.

That's a -okay.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, it's in there.

is in there.

Put those legs out right there.

Don't tense up.

I'm trying to help you make the best move you're going to make.

Isn't that what you want?

direction, right?

Because I'm a good director.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Open that fucking leg up. That's right there, right? Stop.

Get in that fucking place right there.

Oh, yes.

No,

no, no, no. Why are you running?

Hold this bottle.

Thank you.

Watch that hat.

Two new parts in one day.

The audition.

The bottle.

Turn her fucking...

Fucking body.

There you go. Yeah, it's fucking gone.

Keep it right there.

Fuck this shit.

You wanna get these two down here? Yeah.

I said open the fucking light. Open the goddamn light.

I'm trying to make you famous. Isn't that what you fucking want?

Didn't we come here to be famous?

Didn't you come here to be famous?

Huh? Didn't you come here to be famous?

Fucking bell. You know, Apple.

Please let me go and I won't tell anyone.

I don't believe you.

Please let me go.

There you go. That's right.

Please let me go.

Don't you know that?

Get out of your fucking hand.

No, no. Oh, open that. Come here.

Don't kick your fucking legs.

Keep those fucking legs down. Bring that fucking... Come closer.

There you fucking go. Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,

shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,

shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,

shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,

shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Open that fucking mouth.

Open that mouth.

Open that fucking mouth.

Open that

mouth.

Stop closing it.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Open.

Oh, you're so professional.

Open that mouth.

Keep it in there. Right there.

Stop it. Stop that fucking cum.

Do what I say. Oh,

you got your lines down great.

Come on. You're fucking natural.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get down.

Get down.

Open that fucking mouth nice and wide.

Oh, open that mouth!

Wide, wide, wide. Open it.

There you go.

Right back up.

Right back down that fucking throat.

Oh, that's right.

Take that fucking cock right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You said right fucking there. You said right fucking there.

Oh, sweet. Use that fucking mouth on my balls.

I'll lick those fucking balls.

Yeah. Those fucking balls.

Open that fucking mouth.

Do what I say. Open that goddamn mouth.

Oh.

Lick it clean.

Lick it clean.

Tongue out. Lick.

We got it.

Now you're going to get his fucking cock.

Now you're going to fucking take this.

Tell him you want it.

Open that fucking mouth like you said.

Move that fucking hand.

Put it down.

Let it get clean.

Let it get clean.

Man,

what you thinking, man?

I think somebody nailed the audition.