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You're my new adjudicator, aren't you? Yeah, my colleagues have left.

Yeah, she only lasted a couple of hours. Think of what it's like for me standing

here.

What's your job, then? What are you in here for?

Well, my record attempt.

Yeah, what is it?

Well, it's... I mean,

I've wanted to be in the Guinness Book of Records ever since I was a little

This is the longest world record for keeping your hands on your head.

What?

It's a record. Look in your own book.

Oh, gosh.

How long is this going to take?

Well, it might take a while. I mean, I was at a party with my university

and we came up with the idea. I thought it was quite a good one.

What are you wearing?

Well, yeah, we were at a toga party.

Oh, God.

I mean, it shouldn't be long. I think the current world record is about 12

37 minutes, so I'm hoping to do at least 13 hours.

What? I'm not staying here for 13 hours.

Well, you know, maybe you could split it into a shift with your colleague. You

know, you do the first six and a half and... Six and a half hours to watch you

sit there in a bloody toga thing.

Well, yeah, I mean, it's not going to be much fun for me either. Maybe we could

get someone to bring a TV in or something.

Fat chance.

Oh, for God's sake.

Well, you don't seem very encouraging of my attempt.

Oh, it was very boring.

Maybe I should have some fun with it.

What? That you can't take your hands off your head.

Well, no, clearly not, otherwise I'd lose my attempt.

And I'm two and a bit hours in already.

Yeah.

Okay. Fine.

What's keeping this up, then?

What? Eh? What? Sorry?

Oh, you can't... No, I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not?

Well, because I'm trying to concentrate on my hands at the moment.

Yeah, you have to keep them on your head, remember?

Don't move your hands.

I might take some more pictures.

Why not?

You're doing that, you know.

Your cock seems to like it.

No, he doesn't. I don't know.

He does.

He definitely does.

I'd better stand like this, I think.

And what about if I put my tongue on him?

No, no, no. You're just purposely trying to scupper my attempt now, aren't you?

No, not at all.

Look, he's more erect.

I think we'll take some more photos.

Oh. Oh dear, this is...

This wasn't in the... It's added bonus.

It wasn't in the Guinness Book of Records manual for attempts.

I'm sure it was.

We could do two. Two world records.

Shudder to think what the other one might be.

Wow. It's quite unfair that I'm not able to touch you here.

You feel quite violated.

No, not at all.

I know. I don't want to waste the last two and a half hours.

Don't move your hands

Excited.