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Hey, baby.

Is that for me?

Oh, my sweet boy. I love you.

Is this for Valentine's Day?

Oh, you make my heart happy.

Oh, come here. I love you.

Special someone.

Chocolate.

Are you sure you want to give this to mommy?

Okay. Are you sure there's not a special someone? You make

my heart happy.

Just being you. Happy Valentine's Day.

Come here.

You're the sweetest boy in my life.

Now, let me ask you, I love these gifts, and I know that

you put your little heart and soul into it, but you're positive? Maybe

you don't want to give it to a crush at school?

You're a really pretty girl.

Huh?

Oh, no, honey.

I love the gifts. Of course I want to be your Valentine's. Mommy will always be

your Valentine's, no matter what.

I just wanted to make sure that you gave the gift to a very special girl.

Aww, you're making Mommy blush.

Thank you for saying that I am your very special girl. I'm going to go lock me,

okay?

So, my Valentine's Day, what would you like to do?

Hmm?

No, you can't touch mommy like that.

Yes, that's, well, no, that's not what you do with your Valentine's, but it's

different, okay?

Mommy is mommy, and up will be your Valentine's, like I said, but, you know,

that's why I suggested if there was a girl at school that maybe you wanted to

give it to and, you know, hold her hand, give her a little peck or something.

Mommy can't give you a peck, sweetie.

That's not what we do, okay?

No, honey, I don't want you to feel bad. Hey, hey, look at me. No, no, I

am honored that you picked me. I really am.

I just want you to know the difference in mommy being your valentines and

another girl being your valentines.

Just not the same, okay? We don't do the same thing.

Why?

Okay, that's a good question.

Well, because your Valentine's is someone that you might, like, get

married to, right? And have a family, and it's someone that you love and you

want to be with for the rest of your life.

You always think about them and your heart skips a beat when you see them or

hear their voice.

Come here.

Come here.

You know what?

Mommy will be your valentines, your real valentines, okay?

Hey, no.

No crying. I don't want you to feel bad, okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm sorry that I didn't appreciate your gift to the fullest

Come here.

How's that?

I guess you're right. I guess it wasn't so bad.

We're not going to say anything, okay?

We're going to keep this our little secret.

I can be your secret Valentine's just like with Secret Santa.

Yeah?

You want to be my secret Valentine's too?

Okay, so remember, lips are sealed, joy the key.

Don't talk about that.

Okay?

Come here. I like that little peck.

You're a really good kisser.

So young, mister.

Mommy really likes kissing.

Actually, a lot of girls like it. It's one of the things that

gets us excited.

I mean, I guess.

Look what Mommy did to you.

It's okay. Hey, it's all right.

I'm going to be a good Valentine's Day and help you out.

You like Mommy's outfit?

I guess this is your present.

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart.

Can mommy do something?

Okay. I want you to look up.

And take a deep breath.

Does that feel good?

Yeah? You like when mommy puts her pee -pee in her mouth?

Do you want me to keep going?

Can you do something for a moment?

I want you to put your pee pee right in there. Can you do that?

Mr.

romantic bubble bath.