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[mellow music]
Good morning, good morning, 2:30 in the morning.
It's tea time.
[sighs] This is worse than fucking filming.
[chattering]
Old comedian's home. Hello, comedian. How are you?
Yes.
-Hello, hello... -Hello.
Uncle Weiner.
This is lapsang souchong.
So it's a bit like a tea and a cigarette.
I'm going to evacuate and have a shower.
hope I feel a little better, I'll come out back again.
[Idle] โช Just remember that you're standing โช
โช On a planet that's evolving โช
โช And evolving at 900 miles an hour โช
Still doing a gig in California.
There's Eric.
Hey!
-Good morning. -Good morning.
What time is it?
It should be dark there, shouldn't it?
It's three in the morning.
[all groaning]
[Idle] It's three in the morning, yes.
So that's why you look like that.
[chuckling]
This is how I look at three in the morning.
So which chair am I sitting in?
The only other one that's not occupied, John.
Work it out, work it out.
What you on, Eric? Are you having something to drink or not?
I had a lapsang souchong and now we're on Brendan's breakfast.
Trying to see the books on Eric's shelf.
Can you see that clearly? I... you're very fuzzy.
-Can you read books entirely? -No, I can't at all.
I'm just wondering if any of them are mine.
-[chuckles] -Really?
There's a Michael Palin section.
Oh, where is it?
I have some very rare, unsigned Michael Palin books.
Where? Where did you find them?
Eric, where... I've been trying to find one.
You have to send up for them from the publisher
because they come signed from the factory.
Don't worry, Eric, I'll come over and soil them, personally.
There is a shop in Henley, apparently, where you can get unsigned copies...
It's called something like Jonkers or something like that.
I'm gonna vouch for that.
I, Me, Mine by George Harrison.
That's even greater than the unsigned ones.
On the bottom shelf.
That's actually my...
No, it's not by George Harrison, it's by somebody very similar.
Uh... John Locke.
-John Locke? Oh. -John Locke, yeah...
-[Idle] It's Francis Bacon. -Francis Bacon?
[Idle] Francis Bacon, yes.
He actually... No, it was actually Shakespeare who pretended to be him.
I have a theory that all Francis Bacon's works were written by Shakespeare.
They were. Oh, clearly, yes.
Do you know he died in my house? Francis Bacon.
-[Palin] Francis Bacon? -It's true.
-What? -Francis Bacon died in my house.
[Cleese] Not at your mother's...
Thousands of people died in your house.
By the way, lucky bastard.
Exactly. [laughing]
He set the tone for it.
He was trying to invent the TV dinner it appears.
And found a dead chicken, stuffed it with snow, got a chill.
They put him to bed in the house, the bed hadn't been heated properly,
he caught pneumonia and he died.
-In your house? -Which room?
-I don't know. I don't know. -In the kitchen?
-Francis Bacon the artist? -No.
[chattering]
Criminal political leader.
The one who's so encouraging, he said, "We must put nature on the rack...
Oh, you're right.
...and force her to reveal her secrets."
It's a nice Elizabethan turn of phrase.
That's very good, that's rigorous.
Wasn't the sort who died on the bed or on the pillow,
one sort of teethes the secrets out of nature.
[laughing]
[chattering]
Any famous die in your house, Terry?
No, no...
I thought Aristotle had died in our house,
but it was all bloody rumor.
-He'd never even been there. -Who?
-Aristotle. -[all laughing]
Never been anywhere near Kensington.
You know, the estate agents will tell you anything, won't they?
"Oh, it's very, you'll like this, Aristotle was here for three years.
Why is it called "Aristotle Lane" then?
Exactly, exactly.
Absolute cheeks.
I bought it on the basis of Aristotle Lane, thought it'd be good for me.
It was to toughen me up a bit intellectually.
He was a bugger for the bottle.
-[Palin] Bugger for the bottle, yeah. -He was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of a drum and Renรฉ Descartes...
[guitar strumming]
โช Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable โช
[โช Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table โช
-That's enough of that. -โช Wittgenstein was a... โช
-Wittgenstein? -Wittgenstein.
It's come up again. The second time this morning Wittgenstein's come up.
We were talking about Wittgenstein earlier
and I was asking whether it was "Wittgenstein" or "Vittgenstein."
What do most people say?
I should imagine it's depends whether it was in Austria or Cambridge.
Oh, very good answer.
He was the Professor of Philosophy at Cambridge University in 1940.
Oh, right.
And, also, interesting enough, he went to school with Hitler in Graz, in Austria,
when a little boy.
There's pictures of him next to Hitler.
[laughing]
That's a bummer for your CV isn't it?
There's some theory that Hitler developed his anti-Semitism
because he hated Wittgenstein so much.
Just 'cause he liked the boy next to him, he didn't like.
That's... that's probably what it's about.
Isn't it sad? Yeah, and Wittgenstein had a one-handed brother pianist.
He lost his arm in the first World War and became a concert pianist.
-Oh, great. -[Idle] A one-handed concert pianist.
And people like Ravel wrote special pieces for him.
I love that.
It's like being a one-handed cricketer, you know, gotta admire their spirit.
I was watching Somerset playing Glamorgan once
in the pub, Terrace Pub, Weston-super-Mare,
and the guy next to me was moaning on about Somerset.
And he was talking about a fellow who played for his local village team,
he said to me he'd give his right arm to play for Somerset.
[all laughing]
Not that he would've stood out because they were wooden spoon winners,
you know, bottom of the championship table, for seven consecutive years.
[laughing]
Why a wooden spoon?
I don't know where that came from. That's the right expression, isn't it?
-Yes, wooden spoon. -Yeah, wooden spoon.
From the bottom of a...
[overlapping dialogue]
Eric, our wooden spoon correspondent.
-It's rhyming slang, Michael. -What for?
It's cockney rhyming slang for being fucking bottom.
-Oh. Oh, yes. -It's not particularly good
cockney rhyming slang.
Fucking bottom wooden spoon.
That's got a certain non-ring to it.
Like Vaticans, remember?
Vatican cities.
-Oh, yes. -[Palin] Oh, yes.
[overlapping dialogue]
They were known as Bristol cities in the old days.
Yeah, Bristol's.
No, don't worry about the cause of this, just do it.
And will it. Sorry.
-[Gilliam] Who? -You mean this is not "doing it"?
I think we all have a completely different feeling about Meaning of Life.
I think some of it's the funniest stuff we ever did
and other bits I didn't like at all.
-Yeah. -And I always felt that the problem was
that we rushed into it.
We really shoulda just stepped back from Life of Brian for a couple of years,
and then I think something would've come together that would be more integrated.
We were trying to find a form, a narrative, weren't we, like,
the holy search for the grail was a narrative,
Life of Brian was a narrative.
The trouble was it was almost on the last day in Jamaica
that we came up with the title.
And then it was, "That's it, that's it, this goes here,"
-because everything then fitted. -Three days in, actually.
It was three days in and I came down to breakfast
and everybody was looking glum and thinking,
and Mike suggested we should turn it into a TV series.
I thought, "What if I only got, I've got the script timings, which..."
One of the script girls did.
And I thought, "What are we worrying about?
We've got 70 minutes of really great material,
and we only need to write 20 minutes more."
And then that turned around. And Eric came up with The Meaning of Life.
And we could say, "the life of man,"
and that was the third, Wednesday, three days in.
And I know when Terry said that, Eric looked very surprised,
but I have to say that's how I remember it,
because I believe that after a couple of days,
we read this material out, we didn't see any way of integrating it,
and I'm almost sure that I said,
"Look, guys, why don't we just forget this,
-Yeah. -and have a lovely two week holiday,
and then go back to London and say 'We worked our brains to death
and it just didn't work. It's a failure and we're not gonna make it.'"
And the next morning you came down
because I think you'd been working on it that night or in the morning...
Well, I just thought, "What have I got that nobody else has got?"
And I thought, I got the timings the script girl had done in the thing.
So, I didn't, just came...
I remember sitting out at the table, do you remember?
Outside the place in Jamaica and all these guys walking out of the beach
offering to sell us weed.
"No, no, we're writing comedy. Writing comedy, please."
We should've just taken it.
And the film would've probably made much better.
But I do remember them.
-I still love the idea, -Couldn't believe the court case though.
-What? -Remember the idea of a court case?
The whole thing was being, taking place within a court.
And, because it was a con that we had made this film
and we needed to do Hamlet on an island out somewhere in Jamaica,
the whole thing was a lie and, ultimately, we all then,
we're going to be killed at the end.
We were going to be found guilty. Don't you remember this?
[Cleese] No! I don't remember this.
-Do you remember it, Eric? -Nope, not at all.
I remember it being more of a tax deductible, a tax dodge.
-But that was the idea. -Big tax dodge.
It was a tax dodge, and we were in court having to justify
why we were playing Hamlet in Jamaica.
Don't remember that happening but it's really good.
Do you remember we once,? [clears throat]
Do you remember we were once having a writing meeting
-and somebody came in... -Yeah.
...from outside and said,
"Guys, they're setting up a corporation which is going to help with tax,
and they just want a name for it."
And we said, "Call it, 'Evader Tax Inc.'"
[all laughing]
And they went back and told the accountants in New York
-and several of them fainted. -Yeah.
The fear that adjourned us.
-It was our own company, wasn't it? -[Cleese] Was it?
[overlapping chatter]
-KGB. -So you remember it
-as being a court case? -No, it was what Eric was talking about,
in fact, it was a tax dodge.
It was when you could get lots of money from the government and da da da.
Then we were putting it in a court room,
and we'd the sketches, and each one would be thrown up as evidence
of why it wasn't a tax dodge when it obviously was,
and that's why the executions,
we were talking, at one point, about how each person would be executed,
-how... what you would choose for it. -Oh, right.
And that ended up with the scene with Graham being chased by the topless girls.
That was a product of that.
It was also World War Three, was the other...
I remember that bit.
-Yeah. -Huh? What do you remember?
World War Three, I remember we had World War Three,
and it was going to be sponsored by various corporations.
So people were going into battle carrying, you know, Nike on their backs,
and huge slogans, "Coca-Cola, bombs."
And that ended up with a very nice World War Three sketch which Mike wrote,
which is about the prime minister going into the bunker, the alarm's gone off,
and he comes down, he's in the bunker, he says,
"Good morning, sir." "Good morning, I am the Prime Minister"
"Yes, could I just see your pass?"
"Uh, yeah, no, unfortunately, I left my pass on my desk."
He said, "Well, that's perfectly all right, sir, I just can't let you in."
"Well, I am the Prime Minister."
"Well, anybody could say that at this point, couldn't they,
at this particular juncture?"
It's a very funny end, that the Prime Minister couldn't get into the bunker.
Cause there's a lot of very good stuff called,
when it was called Monty Python's Fish Film.
-[Palin] Yeah. -And I actually have a script of that.
Have you ever read it?
It was a brilliant, another brilliant script by Michael and Terry, I think,
where they're on a plane and they're bombing Dresden.
[makes airplane noise]
"Sir, have you seen the rear gunner?"
[laughing]
Bit of a peach, isn't he? Oh, yeah. [mumbles]
"I mean, no seriously, he's startling beautiful.
I mean, he's got a sort of otherworldly quality to him.
I don't know, it's just makes me feel better
in a whole moral and spiritual way," he says. [laughs]
"No, I don't think that's proper in the RAF, you shouldn't, you know,
this is not really... we're on a bomber mission.
Alright, of course, I don't mean we should touch him or anything, I just think,
Isn't it nice to have someone who's such a peach at the back of the aircraft today?"
[laughing]
And it turns out he's an angel. They've got an angel in the back.
And then they say, "Wait a minute, if there's an angel in the back,
did we just die?"
-[all laughing] -That's clever.
Very clever, we should put that in a film.
[Idle] There's some smashing stuff in that thing.
We also had an idea at one point that a spacecraft was going to arrive,
and everyone surrounded the spacecraft to see what was coming in
because they were people from another planet.
And they came out and they explained that they were much more evolved than we were.
They were going to teach us how to live peacefully together,
and we were all very, very excited, the crowd outside,
and then the turn around and the door of their spacecraft had closed on them.
[all laughing]
And they couldn't get back in and they started to bitch at each other.
[all laughing]
-Do you remember that? -No.
-I do remember. -You do remember?
Yeah, yeah. There must be box files a mile high with all this stuff.
But we also, Graham and I wrote some stuff about a mad ayatollah.
-Do you remember any of this? -Yeah.
And I just remember two things:
First, was he was going into constant rants
about these disgusting and decadent Western devices,
like toilet paper, you know.
And the other thing was, I remember there were British troops
that were caught at some point,
and I remember they were all going to be tortured to death.
And I remember the regiments and sergeant major come out of the offices
and saluting, and they said, "Yes, regimental sergeant major.
Permission to panic, sir?"
[all laughing]
That's a very good memory.
No, but we all remember different things. If anything, extraordinary.
But, I mean, it's interesting, 'cause you were saying
we perhaps rushed into it, writing The Meaning of Life,
yet I remember we wrote an awful lot of stuff over a very long period.
-Very long period. -But maybe you're right.
Maybe we did start it too early after Life of Brian.
Well, we didn't have a theme. We didn't have an idea.
I mean, we didn't have a theme, that was the problem.
-We were writing to find a theme. -[Idle] We were just writing sketches.
-Yeah. -And then trying to find the subject
for reading out the sketches, 'cause there was that long expedition
to the Himalayas in search of the meaning of life.
In search of the meaning of life, and that was sponsored by Benson and Hedges...
-...cigarettes. -[all laughing]
This was an idea ahead of its time, where you get, literally,
people to sponsor things. Not just product placement.
Smoking a Benson and Hedges.
That's what I thought was absolutely brilliant,
we could've just paid for the whole film with all these sponsorships.
Just do it blatantly.
Don't lie, don't be clever about it, just do it.
But we had that, remember we wrote a thing ages before,
-I think based on that. -Yeah, yeah.
It was a BBC Comedy Hour, or something like that,
all based on the idea there was sponsorship everywhere in the UK,
including the monarchy; became the Sony Royal Family.
-[laughing] -And every year, one member of the public
would become a member of the Royal Family if they sort of tick the right boxes
and became the Sony Princess or something like that, just for a year,
and then they go back to being ordinary again.
You know, it's an idea ahead of its time. And now, of course,
Back to The Meaning of Life, I remember reading the script we'd written
on the plane, going over, and we, I think it was based on Buรฑuel's...
Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie.
And it was repeated, it kept on repeating, and I just thought,
"No, this is not going to work."
It was Henry Jaglom at Cannes who, when Meaning of Life played in Cannes,
I remember Henry Jaglom, remember Henry Jaglom?
-Vaguely. -He made several films,
he was also sort of the amanuensis of Orson Wells in his latter days.
And Henry came out saying it was the finest work Python had done,
the best work. I remember sitting in the car,
I think a couple of others were in there, arguing,
"What are you talking about, Henry?"
But he was so convinced that the bad bits worked brilliantly
because they amplified the great moments.
And he thought it was just a perfect balance.
And it was the only film of ours that ever won anything at Cannes, wasn't it?
-[all agreeing] -Grand Prix du Jury.
Well, actually, I remember that very well because I went to Cannes
I think with you, Terry, and John Goldstone,
you got up on stage and you announced that, right there,
right at the opening conference, that you were confident we were going to win
because we bribed the jurors.
And this was in all the French papers.
It would be announced, it would get the payoffs just as soon as we won.
Well, the chairman of the jury was the person who was releasing our film.
-[laughing] -Oh, no, seriously?
-Yes. -Oh, how wonderful.
All right, enough of that.
And at the end, no, but at the end when we won, Terry got on stage to thank the jury
and told them that their money was taped behind the pipes in the gentleman's room.
[all laughing]
And John and I had "Eat more pork," on our...
A stained shirt, brown coats, yeah.
There still is that great,
Isn't that the picture of all of us on the beach,
-with our breasts...? -Oh, right, yes.
-That was a previous year, I think. -Was it?
That's when I had my big breasts.
-Was Graham there? -Yeah, Graham was there.
With a knotted handkerchief I seem to remember.
-That's right, yeah. -Quite small breasts.
I do remember that, really, A Fish Called Wanda came out of it
because I felt that some of the stuff, like the liver donor,
you know, which is wonderfully funny.
I mean, just as good as anything we did.
It was fantastic, yeah.
And some of it was great, but I felt there was a whole lot of it that wasn't good,
and I thought there was better material that had not got in the film,
and I remember thinking,
"Well, I now want to do a film where I have at least 40 percent of the say
and not a sixth of the say." Do you see what I mean?
That's when I sat down with Charlie Crichton,
who I met many years before, and we started to knock together the plot,
but it came out of that feeling of,
that I didn't want to be out-voted anymore from...
I do think that Meaning of Life had, really had some of our very best things.
-Oh, absolutely. -Just what we didn't have
was that kid of narrative which kind, of the knights chasing, or...
Brian being chased, which kind of held it all together during the quieter bits.
I think I figured out at one point that we were short of at least one rewrite,
and if we had taken the idea of the meaning of life
and put on it the seven ages of man, we could've gone from birth to death
using the same character, even though we'd gone backwards in time, in and out.
We could've told the story of one person
and there was a possibility of some kind of plot.
If you don't have some sort of a story or narrative holding it together,
it sort of rises or falls on the quality of every single scene.
-Yeah. -So that the bad stuff
sticks out much more.
[overlapping dialogue]
What do you call the bad stuff?
I never thought we did the World War I,
presenting the clocks and watches, I never thought that was very well done.
I didn't think it was a very strong idea.
-Oh, yeah. -And then that strange fishy thing
I thought was weird without being funny.
-But that's an icon. -That's an image, that's iconic.
It turns up on YouTube and everything, and on the web, always.
-It's huge. -There's something about that
that is just so surreal, so inexplicable.
People just find it wonderful, it's interesting that one.
That basic thing about The Meaning of Life,
as opposed to all our other films, is it's a musical.
It actually has eight numbers in it,
which is already more that any usual picture would normally have.
There's nothing better than, "Every Sperm is Sacred."
Just the way it's shot and filmed
-with song and dance. -Yeah, that's true.
It's just an extraordinary moment.
It was voted the best film musical number...
-Really? -...by Rotten Tomatoes, I think it was.
It was nominated for, we rarely got nominated for anything at BAFTA,
but it was nominated for best song at BAFTA,
and they played the three songs that were winners.
And when "Every Sperm is Sacred," little clip came on,
the place just erupted, it was wonderful,
and then, "The winner is, 'Up Where We Belong,'
from Officer and a Gentleman."
So the same theme, but you could hear the sort of total groan in the audience.
It was just, you know, it was just...
Well, maybe we should do The Meaning of Life, Part Two,
with all the stuff that wasn't good enough to put in the other shows.
I think we made a big mistake, I think we tried to write in Jamaica.
I think we should just sit on the beach and film in Jamaica.
Or maybe read the sketches in the situation where they were.
A little bit of deck chairs. You know, little cocktails with umbrellas on.
I think that could be a very nice location.
You would go back to St. Ann's Bay, remember then?
And all those carved phalluses they used to bring around. You remember?
-The what? -[Idle] Weren't they real?
-Uh, sorry, that was just mine. -[laughing]
-Also, along with the weed, -What?
-they brought great carved... -Lemon...
...carved phalluses. "You want one of these?" Remember?
-Want a dick? -Card?
-No, "carved" phalluses. -Oh, carved.
-[Gilliam] I thought you said "card." -Oh, sorry.
-I thought he said "card." -Teeth.
-Carved phalluses. Do you remember now? -No.
Because you bought one. You bought that huge shape.
[all laughing]
'Cause I remember you could get BBC 2 and BBC 1.
No, I do remember them.
I still got mine at home.
Watch, I'm sitting on it.
My wife won't give it up.
[all chuckling]
They didn't vibrate in those days though, did they?
They should unpack all the boxes of all that old material.
I mean, because it's obviously some good stuff.
Some of the stuff Eric was remembering I'd completely forgotten.
Well, the fish film is very good, John Goldstone gave that to me.
If you read that, you'll have a lot of laughs.
And some of it was in the movie and some of it wasn't.
And I guess it was our first draft called, it was called
Monty Python's Fish Film.
Because there's much, much more material written for Meaning of Life
-and not used, -Oh, absolutely.
Probably about three times as much as we put in.
I found a wonderful cricket sketch.
I think it might've been the last, he must have written it.
[imitating gibberish]
-Someone nudges him, "Oh, sorry." -That's right.
It's, and Eric's doing Peter West, I think.
Graham and I wrote "A Fish Song."
"I'd really rather care for fish,
in fact they are my favorite dish.
I lunch on tench and I dine on cod,
and I break my fast on a gastropod."
[all laughing]
There you are, that's good.
So do you think we should do another film together?
I think we should sit on the beach at St. Ann's Bay together.
I think we may agree with that.
We'll ask for a studio that will give us...
a month on the beach somewhere nice next February,
and if a movie comes out of it, the studio can have it.
I'd need to pay off my mortgage, so I'd love to do another film.
I think we should get Graham, somehow or other.
This should be the challenge for the scientific community.
-To recreate Graham. -We could get someone to channel him.
-That'd be wonderful. -No, but that's...
Or we take it with you. Take a medium with us.
The remake of Holy Grail with the holy relics.
Let's take the great idea.
Because there's enough recorded material of Graham
that he could always be there speaking.
I like the idea of having a medium
who just has no sense of comic timing at all.
It's got Graham's voice, "Oh, hello."
But not able to do anything funny.
Poor Graham.
If it's Graham's sense of timing, he won't show up.
No, no, [laughing]
That's right, that's very funny. He'd be late for meetings, wouldn't he?
"No, he's coming in a minute. All right, he'll be down shortly."
"He'll be here in a minute."
And when the medium started to go like this,
you would know it was finally channeling Graham.
[all laughing]
And the medium, "Oh, I've got Norman Wisdom by mistake."
[makes funny noise]
If we did anything, I think it would have to be about death.
Because I spent three years writing "Death: The Musical,"
and had to stop it because nobody wanted it.
It's really a Python subject, death.
-It's a very big one, you know. -Yeah.
[overlapping dialogue]
As a tax write-off, too, you know, obviously.
I like this idea. I think a month on the beach writing a movie would be fun.
Or in prison or something like that.
-[all laughing] -Somewhere where we can be secure.
We have to be there, no one could leave.
Because people always leave meetings early.
It should be a short prison sentence.
I'm always surprised at how much good material there is around,
that you suddenly remember that it was not done.
I mean, I remember Graham and I wrote a sketch
which was originally intended to be in The Holy Grail.
And if I remember correctly, ten percent of the first draft of The Holy Grail
actually made it into the final movie.
And this sketch was done in the final six programs that I wasn't in.
-Oh, yes. -Yeah, yeah.
-Buying an ant. -Buying an ant, yes.
So it's extraordinary what material is lying around.
Next question.
[all laughing]
That was a wonderful pause.
Right there we'd run out, hadn't we?
"Yes, now the other thing," [mumbling]
Our growing years were dreadful, we had rationing,
you know, it was freezing, there wasn't enough food,
and, you know, it was cold.
But then, it gradually, bit by bit...
I remember having ice on the walls, inside walls, in my bedroom.
-[gasps] -Not just on the window pane, but ice.
You were lucky, we never had ice at all.
[overlapping dialogue]
-We had ice right up our legs. -Literally.
We lived in a fridge in the middle of the road.
And to think after every major war there's a time when there's sort of a, you know,
a renaissance, if you like. People come in and change things.
You know, it happened in the 20s after the first World War.
There was people... dance and there's people going, "Have a good time."
They want to throw off warfare and being in the army and all the dullness.
We were a very fortunate generation
and we just came along from all over England,
and people were doing various things we didn't know,
but all our contemporaries like, Floyd and the Stones,
and, you know, Beatles.
That was all going on at the same time as we were doing our thing,
which was being comedy.
But there was an enormous amount of great comedy,
and a lot of it came out of those concert groups,
-what were they called? ENSA. -ENSA.
Well, a lot of the great comedians of the 50s, 60s, 70s
had actually been traveling around the world
entertaining British troops, and we all had an enormous affection
for musical, as it was called in those days.
You know, the Frankie Howerd's and the Morecambe and Wise's.
The Goon Shows came out of the second World War.
They all sort of, well, Milligan, Secombe, I think fought together.
So in the middle of all this awfulness, humor was sort of really important.
There was a kind of resentment, wasn't there, of the governing class,
feeling that they were idiots and scheming idiots?
And that came out in The Goon Show.
It was a time, and that was just a time, when Beyond the Fringe happened.
So that you had the great old musical tradition,
and the best people there, Max Wall, you know, it was wonderful.
Tommy Cooper, the funniest man they'll ever be.
You had that, and you suddenly had Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller and John Bird and John Fortune
and Eleanor Bron, so they're all coming in at the same time,
-so it was an extraordinary... -They came about 15 years
after the war ended, wasn't it?
Forty-five, and Beyond the Fringe was 1960, something like that?
-Sixty-two, I think. -'Cause after the first World War
everything suddenly went wild, you know, immediately afterwards.
It was almost as though, I think our generation, my parent's generation,
was so bruised by two World Wars and a major depression
that they just didn't, you know,
didn't know what to do after the second World War.
Very nervous of any sort of expression of how you were feeling,
anything like that was dug in, austerity, keep quiet,
you know, let's hope nothing awful happens.
The biggest change is, of course, the arrival of television,
which made an enormous difference.
I mean, it meant that the Vaudeville people couldn't carry on.
You could do your acts in Vaudeville for the rest of your life.
But one night on television they say, "What you doing next week?"
So there was a whole change over of types of comedian,
and it made it possible for people like us to get in there.
It's very strange because in England, unlike the rest of Europe,
television is what people wanted to be in.
If you were Italian or if you were Spanish or if you were French,
then you wanted to be in movies.
And the television was considered rather second rate,
and sort of people, politicians got their friends into easy sinecures there.
Right? So television in this country was always that heart of our arch.
But the style of humor changed, and I think that had to do with education,
university. People suddenly going to university.
So there was one kind of comedy, it was like the musical comedy.
And suddenly this wave after the war, it happened in America the same thing,
suddenly, after the war,
You know, suddenly there's Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, intellectual comedians,
and that's where, you know, Beyond the Fridge came out of.
But oddly always with this great respect for the old.
Oh, totally.
And Python was so lucky, I hadn't realized that we were
on the first, the first week that BBC went into color.
Yeah, we were very fortunate.
-And we would... -Is that so? I never realized that.
It's absolutely true.
Yeah, the first,
so we would've been made in black and white if, you know, for BBC 1.
Someone said to me the other day about Silly Walks.
How could we write something like that?
And their point was, that it now would seem very offensive
-to people with disabilities. -That's right.
My point was that the way you did it was just, it was a wonderfully,
it wasn't, it wasn't sort of awkward, it was incredibly smooth.
So you're absolutely, actually, rather athletic.
Wonderful, the bottom half of the body only moving.
When other people came in, like the lady who served the tea,
and the tray all shook, then it did look like you were sort of
-making a joke about disability. -I remember John and Graham
ringing us up and, we were writing together,
and John and Graham rang us up and said,
"We're having this problem with this sketch,
'The Ministry of Silly Walks,' would you like to write it?"
-Really? -Yes.
And so we wrote them "Ministry of Silly Walks."
I know you did.
I think you knew that you were going to do such a grotesque walk,
that everybody would laugh at it and nobody would listen to the script.
[all laughing]
It's extraordinary how we remember things differently.
I always assumed that you two had written that sketch,
and I remember practicing the movements in the corridor
of my little flat which, believe it or not,
was in Basil Street, extraordinary fact.
And I remember, you know, figuring out the movements.
And I also remember, vis a vis, what Mike just said,
that the week after it went out and everyone thought it was so funny,
I was walking along Oxford Street and I bumped into a guy called
Con Mahoney, who was the head of BBC Radio Light Entertainment,
and he talked about the sketch and was I not worried...
-Ah. -...that we were making fun of people
with physical disabilities, seriously?
And I suddenly thought, "This is so weird to have this objection."
But Mike's saying that people would be more concerned about it now.
I think that's the problem, it's so easy to cause offense now.
At least it was a bit more difficult when we were doing Python.
The thing is you could get away with what's going on in Syria,
we can't stop that.
But we can stop people using certain words like I read when I got back recently,
I read a piece in The Spectator, and he was talking about the fact
that someone had got into trouble by talking about a transsexual
because transsexual persons like to be called transsexual persons,
and not being called transsexuals. Do you see what I mean?
There's an extraordinary sensitivity to a single word or phrase,
meanwhile, the most appalling things are going on all over the world
-that nobody can stop. -Yes, well they can't really help that.
At least we can stop people saying the N-word.
That's something, you know,
but what would we do about serious, rather, indefinite at the moment.
-We're hoping for developments. -Would comedy help in that situation?
-Sorry, -[all laughing]
That was like what we did in Life of Brian,
when Brian says, "I'm not a Roman, I'm a Jew,
kike, sheeny, Red," we used every word you could use.
And said, "And I'm proud of it." I mean, I thought that was really great.
And that's the problem with what goes on now with language,
it's people are so uncertain of which words cause offense and which don't,
so people tiptoe around language all the time.
Am I right in thinking that the word "homosexual"
is now thought of as being vaguely unpleasant?
[coughing]
It's rather serious.
I think, I think just the act, John.
[all laughing]
I think the word itself is perfectly innocuous.
You could be on television.
Oh, he is on television.
He is on television.
Satirizing the modern world is really complex, I think.
Because it's so diffused.
It's so unfocused, everything, you know,
where there's a class system.
There's no class system in the way there was before
where you could actually aim very clearly at things.
It's so undefined, and that's what I think is interesting.
A year ago I was talking to Stoppard.
We were talking about, "Oh, is there a way of doing another Brazil?"
Because Brazil is the now-now, even though it was done in '84.
And it's like, he said, "I don't know how to get to grips with it.
What is it you actually start dealing with it?"
And I think that's one of the big problems,
it was easier when the class system was clearer,
when everything was in its place. Then you can pull it apart.
That's why I've always thought, you know, a medieval film, like Brian, is very good.
You've got a king, you've got a knight, you know,
-You know where you are. -There's archetypes, stereotypes,
and you can deal with them.
-Now it's really hard and it's... -But don't you think that's to do
with us being younger?
I mean, when you're young, you do write sketches.
You have a very simple black and white view. That things...
Whereas when you get older everything becomes grayer,
because you can't really, you have to be nice about other people, their viewpoints.
Whereas when you're young, you're really,
you know, really know good people and bad people.
You're on the side of good things and anti bad things.
Yeah, yeah.
And as you get older, it all becomes a bit more mixed up, you know.
-You like people. -The question is,
what do you make fun of? Because when we grew up in,
let's say the 50s, all right, we were at school, right.
And it seemed at that time that we lived in a relatively stable society,
but a lot of it was obviously stupid.
And it was great, great fun making fun of the stupid bits
because you thought, "Well, eventually, people will see how stupid they are,
and they'll sort things out."
Now we have a very fractured society.
I don't think anyone understands what's going on.
I had dinner with somebody who was in the world of marketing
a few months ago, and I said, "Explain it to me,"
and he said, "You know, the present developments, they make no sense.
There's no logic to them. It's very hard for anyone to understand what's going on."
And, you know, comedy's about knocking things down
because they're ridiculous and need to be improved.
What do you start with now?
I mean, we know that the BBC is a mess,
we know the national health service is a mess,
that politicians have never been held in such low regard. I mean...
You know, the invasion of Iraq was a con.
I mean, what about Family Guy, do you ever watch Family Guy
or South Park at all these days?
-[Palin] No. -'Cause Family Guy is funny.
Family Guy does some very funny stuff, and as indeed, South Park.
But I think what you were saying earlier
is it's very hard to get any kind of grip on a thing
because it all seems to be falling apart and nobody seems to have any solutions,
so what can you make fun of?
I mean, they sort of just deal with very small things,
-you know, relationships, all that. -Yeah. Yeah.
I think you can do daily life and the way people act together,
the way people are just in ordinary, everyday life.
That's still good ground for comedy.
[Gilliam] It's not really what Python did though.
No, we never did anything that approached sitcom
or anything about domestic life at all.
It was always on the level of absurdity if we went into it, you know.
I think that's one of the great appeals of Python, it's ideas lead.
You know, if you're doing a sitcom, then it has to be Attila the Hun
coming home, saying, "Honey, I'm home," you know,
it's always had a very bright, you know,
encyclopedic sense of ideas coming from it.
I think people felt a little bit more intelligent when they watched it,
even though we were being banal at times.
Yes, absolutely.
Somebody said 20 years ago, and I thought it was true,
that the world seemed to be getting madder and madder,
and trying to exaggerate the madness, or make fun of it now,
the world was ahead of us.
And I read something in the papers about two weeks ago,
and it was a guy in England who was a burglar who'd been imprisoned.
And he went to the European Court of Human Rights
to say that this imprisonment
was depriving him of his human right to have a family life.
And he got out.
[laughing]
I mean...
There's a woman PC that's just suing this garage owner
because she was called to the site of this robbery,
and it was at night, and she tripped over the curb.
And she's now suing the victim for not lighting that curb properly.
Now what's interesting is her head constable is saying,
"We're not actually agreeing with this woman,"
but the organization above that
that looks after police people all over the country,
they're backing her. I mean, unbelievable.
-So you got a world where the victim... -The Python sketch.
...is, is, actually, Victimization is what the modern world is about.
And if you can be a victim, you got a halfway decent chance, I think.
Works in marriages, as well.
[all laughing]
I think if we can show that John is a victim of a predatory woman
who has destroyed his...
-He is a serial victim. -Exactly.
We can take a class action against, how many is it, three or four?
He's a marital recidivist.
[all laughing]
Very good. Very good.
It's what I hear from all the young comedians now,
is that there's an executive class
that has never written, performed, or directed comedy,
that thinks that by some mystical process
they know what is funny and what is not funny, and they've never done it.
Never done it in their life. If somebody who'd never flown a plane
started telling pilots how to fly planes...
-It's like so obvious. -It's insane.
Where as in the old days, the good people, they'd come through floor managers,
you know, directors. They worked on comedy for years,
and they kind of absorbed this strange thing that we do to make people laugh.
It infuriates me now to hear young people say that they don't want to go to the BBC
in particular because they're gonna want, not just the pilot script,
they're gonna want detailed outlines for all the other episodes.
And I just want to say to them,
"When Michael Mills trusted us to produce something because he thought we had talent
we were able to do that." Sometimes you won't.
But there's no fall, fail safe program.
There's no way you can be absolutely sure you're going to produce something.
No, no, you have to take the risk that it's not going to be very good,
but you have to take that risk.
He was good. There were a lot of other people at the BBC in executive positions,
we said earlier, who didn't like it.
I thought, "Why are we doing this?"
There was a confidence, wasn't there?
They knew things would flop, but there was a confidence that they were worth trying.
The executive class didn't exist as it does now.
That's simply what's happened everywhere. Not just the BBC, but everywhere.
Television, cinema, everything.
It's all risen up, so you've got this layer of people that sit on the top
who are the gatekeepers,
that are the ones who decide what the public will or will not like.
And as you say, none of them have any particular talent or skill.
But why is it that so much good stuff
is coming out of America now in the comedy line?
-Why is that... -Yeah.
-...did you say? -Do you agree with the statement?
Yeah, I think there's a lot of great comedy here.
I think television's in a very good state here.
I don't see a lot of it coming in the movies,
I think television, things are funnier by and large.
But I think there's so much of it, I think there's plenty of room
for people, now, to get in on a low level and get good.
I don't find network television very funny.
But I would say this, I would say that I don't think any network
could still put on Python...
-...after all these years. -Yeah, yeah.
I think we'd have to do it in Salford.
[laughing]
We're still cable, you know. We are still cable.
But that's what happened in America, was cable TV came in, HBO and all,
and suddenly there were subscribers, and the money was in a pot,
and that's when things started happening, 'cause Simpsons, South Park,
all of it came out of, basically, a new system that suddenly appeared.
The networks couldn't do it.
And they're, HBO, Showtime are still doing the best work.
-Yes. -Because there's real freedom with it,
and is much freer,
television is much, much freer than the Hollywood studio system now.
-Yeah. -I mean, to get films through
is really difficult, but more and more people are going on to HBO.
My ex-son-in-law, Ed Solomon, who wrote Men in Black,
he said that writers are much more respected in American television then
if they're working in television than if they're working in film.
And that's why they've gravitated to television,
and now a lot of ex-writers are producers,
and they are working with writers and guiding them.
Not perhaps writing themselves anymore,
and that that's why the programs are so much better.
But it seems to me that breaking television up in this country
into all these very small audiences has done nothing for the quality of it.
What do you think?
Yeah, maybe right. I sort of agree.
-I don't watch a lot of comedy anymore. -No.
But I think that Python was,
I mean, at the time we didn't think it was a groundbreaker.
We didn't even know it was going to last another year.
You know, shows weren't repeated much.
And that was it. Then we'd go on to the next thing.
But it just was, and we look back at it now,
we were dealing with things, and, you know,
churning out material that people wouldn't be able to do nowadays
with the kind of exuberance that lasted for two-and-a-half series.
It was six people making the decision.
It was within us, there was nobody else.
There was no outside influence. If it'd make us laugh, it went in.
And, you know, sometimes we were right and sometimes we were wrong.
That's what always intrigued me, some of the stuff
that we thought was really funny, in the end, we look back, it was not.
And I think the great thing in those days were, there were always a lot of people
-who didn't know what they were doing. -Yeah.
But there was this extraordinary number of people at BBC
at that time who did know what they were doing,
and they did not want to be stars.
It's all changed now, it's all so individualistic.
Do you remember?
People in the old days, it was quite something to get a byline in a newspaper.
Now you have a photograph of the journalist.
-Right, yeah. -Do you see what I mean?
And what you have now is executives
who want to be thought of as famous executives.
This was unheard of. Michael Mills is completely forgotten
except when we thank him for making Python possible.
But they want to be stars now, and that's why they want to control everything,
so it has their name on it rather than the name of the talent.
How did we do with the BAFTA awards?
I mean, the strange thing about Python was that, from the very beginning,
a lot of the most important people just didn't like it.
Tom Sloan accosted Ian MacNaughton in the lift and said,
-"What the hell are you doing?" -Yeah.
And then The Independent newspaper, under this Freedom of Information
got some minutes out about four years ago,
and all the heads of department, I think there were about eight heads of department
and six of them condemned Python,
and these were not cosmonauts or matadors or plumbers.
These were people whose job it was to understand what was good television,
and six out of eight of them couldn't see they had something
under their noses that was actually rather interesting.
-And I think that kind of... -Yeah.
-But thank God they put it on, you know. -Oh, well, that's Michael Mills.
But then when it came to film, I remember Alexander Walker,
who was the leading critic at that point,
he did a book on British films of the, I don't know, 60s, 70s,
and Python was a footnote, that's all it was.
Where you went, I remember going to Brussels
and all they talked about was Python films.
-And yet, we didn't exist. -[Idle] But, Terry, Terry,
-Yeah? -We had lampooned the piss out of him
-in one of the episodes, if you remember. -[Gilliam] There was that.
We did Alexander Walker, and he had this hair which was funny,
and as I talked, his hair got bigger and bigger and bigger,
-and bigger and bigger! -Yeah, I know.
Normally, he would like that, any attention Alexander would love it.
He was Canadian.
[chuckles] But it was interesting if you actually read books on cinema of the 70s,
we're not-- or 80s, whenever it was we were, we don't really exist there.
It's very strange, it's as though the British film industry thought of us
as a kind of a separate unit that didn't really count as a British film.
My recollection, and I ought to check this,
is that Life of Brian got one nomination...
-Did it? -And that was for costume design.
-What, for BAFTA? -Yeah.
Sheets.
[all laughing]
Did Python, did Python ever get an Academy Award for anything?
-No. -No.
-No. -No Emmys.
[all] No.
-No Grammys. -No. Not that we're bitter.
[all chuckle]
We're at-- Badge of courage.
It was puzzling, actually, I think that's the main thing.
I don't feel angry by that, I'm just kind of puzzled.
I remember being frustrated that the summary of when we made The Holy Grail
and The Life of Brian, the summary of that year of film didn't include,
in the papers, didn't include anything. No mention of the, of the...
We always thought we were doing something right.
It was supposed to be... [overlapping dialogue]
I'm happy in our attitude because, I mean,
we were very, dismissive of awards.
-Do you remember? -Yeah.
We did actually do a send up, didn't we? Of BAFTA.
Oh, yes. Crying, the onions.
You did Dickie Attenborough, didn't you?
Yes. We did Dickie Attenborough and we brought on David Niven's fridge,
-Yes. -That's right, yeah.
To accept the award.
'Cause David couldn't be here tonight so he sent his fridge.
And this is the fridge in which David keeps all his cheese, his vegetables.
It was his second best fridge, or was it the best? [chuckles]
Yeah, we did show a certain amount of contempt for them.
-Yeah. -I think it's fair.
-It was returned in, in spades. -[all laugh]
It's funny because, you know, sometimes people were a little bit upset,
even when it was quite affectionate.
For example, every time that I ever met Alan Whicker,
he always talked about Whickerida, which was actually an affectionate parody.
It was as though it somehow got under his skin. And people--
So, it-- it got under his skin?
-Yeah. -It was an affectionate parody.
Exactly. People are very...
We did another film critic, we made fun of.
-Philip, -Oh, Gavin Millar.
-Yes. -Gavin Millar.
-[Idle] You made fun of him. -Yes, I-- [indistinct] and I wrote that.
I think the fact was that we were so obviously not kowtowing,
not obviously wanting to belong to any particular group,
and that without quite realizing it we got the natural response to that.
Which is that we're not bothering about you,
but we're not saying it's really at a conscious level.
You'd think that film critics were rather pleased to be in Python.
I mean, they're usually ignored.
I remember once, I mean, this is absolutely true,
when we did Fish Called Wanda,
and I was in LA
and they wanted to link
so that I would appear in the BAFTA awards.
And I wasn't particularly keen
because none of us had ever been that crazy about awards.
And I remember they said, "You have won something,"
and I thought, "Oh, really. Well, that's nice, I suppose,"
then I go to appear and I assumed that I'd won the writing prize.
And when they announced the writing prize and said somebody else's name,
-My face went, "What?" -[all laughing]
Because I realized that I'd won Best Actor.
And to get Best Actor for that role of Archie is ridiculous.
It's a good comedy performance but it's hardly up there with Gandhi.
[all laughing]
Though, were you up against Gandhi?
No, no, we weren't up against,
But I remember the film that got the Best Script,
nobody's ever heard of it again.
It's never been mentioned since that evening.
Why are fish funny?
Very good question. Because they are.
Are they?
Well, they are. We did a lot of fish stuff.
The fish license, "License my pet fish, Harry."
"How do you know my name is Harry?"
-That's right. Very good. -[all chuckle]
I think animals were always a theme with us.
There's something funny about animals, and there's something funny about eating.
An awful lot of our sketches had something to do with one or the other of those.
Do you agree?
-No. -No.
-That's just a quick thought. -Next.
I mean, "Fish Slapping Dance," would not be any better with cats, would it really?
-[all laughing] -[Idle] Well,
[Palin] I think we got the thing right there.
-[makes cat screeching noise] -Big cat, [screeches]
The cat was in Holy Grail with the old woman.
-Oh, yes. -Beating the cat on the wall.
Sort of thrown away, that was.
I don't even remember it.
[all mumbling]
-Beating the... -[cat screeching noises]
-[Jones] It was very funny. -Come on, now. Sorry.
We got chatting there. What have you got to say?
No, I, what? About the what?
Amuse us. You're a very funny man, and we love you.
No, no, I'm, Look, I may be funny, but it's four in the morning, you know.
-[all laughing] -I don't really play this late.
This is the latest gig I've done.
Professor Brian Cox, I had a dinner with him, a couple of dinners with him,
and when I dined with him about a month later, I said,
"So has the universe expanded enormously since our last dinner?"
And he said, "Actually, the surprising thing is it's quite small
because it's so big the expansion is may be fast,
but the percentage in which it expanded
during a very small period of time, is very, very small.
-There you are. -So, it has expanded, but...
Well, it is expanding all the time, even during this short program.
-It's just expanding... [laughing] -You just can't notice it, can you?
I mean, stand in the square out there, it looks like the same size to me.
[indistinct] technically a little bit further away.
[chuckling]
That's a nice thought. I like that thought.
[mock yelling]
You're going away!
-I'm against it. -Terrific.
-I think it's a great idea. -I'm in favor of it for others,
but I'm against it, personally.
[Cleese] What was Woody Allen said?
It was not that he was frightened of it
but he didn't want to be there when it happened.
What I'm frightened of is an afterlife. I don't want any of that.
To think, all those virgins, all those Muslim virgins, that are all over you,
you don't want that.
I wonder if, as you get older, I'm going to feel, as I get older,
I get more sort of child-like in a way.
-That's called senility, Michael. -I can relate to my grandsons very well.
'Cause it's a bit like Python, you know, you can do any silly things with them,
and all that, why do we get sillier as we get older, which is some hope.
Do you think so?
[overlapping dialogue]
I read a bit about this stuff and I think there is something going on,
but I, you know, after we die.
I actually think there may be something going on
because there's a lot of interesting books out there
written by, not loonies or mediums who may be very strange people,
but written by academics, particularly in America.
And if you look at some of those stories,
I mean, I'm most fascinated by these things,
these out of body experiences, where people claim to have left their bodies.
I mean, there was one that was tested in a psychological laboratory
by a guy called Charlie Tart,
Charles Tart, who was a very well known professor of psychology,
and he discovered that the person working for him was a sort of au pair,
said that she often left her body.
So, he checked it, and on six occasions she just lay in the bed in the laboratory
and they placed a five-digit number on the ledge above her bed,
which couldn't be seen except from above,
and on five occasions she did not leave her body,
and on the sixth occasion she did,
and she was able to report the correct number.
She'd gone up, looked it, remembered it,
and then was able to report a five-digit number.
Now, you can say it was a coincidence, but you kinda think,
well, if this is possible, there are these veridical experiences
by people who've had OBEs.
In other words, they've seen things that they could not possibly know
and report them accurately afterwards and can be checked.
If that is going on, if our consciousness could be separate from our body--
in other words-- if our consciousness is like a television receiver,
the programs are not made in the television set,
they're made somewhere else, but you have to watch the television set to see them.
If one had a, if there was a kind of consciousness like that
and the reductionist, materialist, reductionist people who simply
find all the research and all the anecdotal information so absurd
that they won't even look at it and they sweep it under the carpet.
Which is what happens to every scientific theory
because people become so attached, emotionally, to the theory
that they don't want to think that it couldn't be right.
I mean, it's always.
Your shamans have always believed in out of body experiences,
but that's while you're alive. That's not the afterlife.
I would rather not even think about it. I'm not counting on it.
I'd like to be surprised.
But the idea of-- when you start talking about the afterlife,
it's about how do you get the afterlife?
How do you get where it should be that you can control it?
My attitude is don't even count on it.
If there happens to be something, hunky-dory.
-But it's... -But at least be interested in it
because what you get from the Dawkins' and the Dennetts
and the Christopher Hitchens' is an attack on the very worst type of religion
that no one is ever going to try and really defend anyway.
You know, there's an enormous amount
about organized religion that is absolute nonsense.
But underneath it all, I think there is something going on.
It's just that the organized church...
Organized religion was really-- Enlightenment started the whole thing
that religion has to be reasonable, has to be scientific.
You have to explain it.
In the 19th century, all the biblical scholars in America were, you know,
"It's, it's historically true, the Bible."
The Bible-- Religion is about myth.
Myth is not Logos. It's not real.
It's not the reason, but it is a form.
And I think that's the problem, that people start confusing myth
with, you know, the solid reality around us.
I mean, I learned last night, one book I was reading,
that the Crucifixion is not mentioned in Christian documents
until 40 years after Christ's death.
-Which is somewhere around-- -Duh.
When you think about it, you would've thought someone should mention it.
Yeah, I know, no, that's the whole thing.
And that's been the problem where, when, you know--
[Palin] Except it was commonplace.
-No, but I think myth is wonderful, -[Cleese] Yeah, commonplace.
because it gives form to things. And gives shape and gives--
explains things a different way that words and reason can't,
-but it doesn't mean it really happens. -No.
And I think the whole point is-- What is it, meaning of life?
It's trying to give meaning to life. Not that there is any meaning to life.
I just think we should have an attitude of curiosity towards it.
-Oh, yeah. -Instead of sort of condemning it
as Richard Dawkins. I know Richard a little bit
and I like him very much indeed, but he kind of condemns.
He's so aggressive about anyone who thinks anything goes on,
but be interested.
I think if you're a comedian, or whatever, you enjoy humor and comedy.
-You got to-- Everything's up for grabs. -[Gilliam] Exactly.
And that's what you got to be. Certainty is our enemy.
-Yeah, that's right. -That was very good, Mike.
-And finally, yes. -My last words, yeah.
What are you going to have on your gravestone then, John?
Um, "Calls referred to..."
[laughing] Yes.
I'm gonna just put: "Gone to lunch, back soon."
Mine says, "Say no more."
-Very noble. -[all laughing]
And hopefully when we're all dead we'll be doing commercials,
because, you know, they'll be using us and chopping us up
to sell vacuum cleaners, I think.
-And on that note, -On that note.
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[chuckling]
-Very good. -Thank you.
Thank you, Eric.
-Well done. Sleep well. -[Jones] Be good.
Thank you very much. It was great to see you all.
I miss you. I mean, we should do this, you know,
sometime when we can get together without the cameras.
And the great... [indistinct]
That would seem very strange without the cameras.
-They're talk about death. -[all laughing]
-Good night. -Good night. Bye-bye.
Thank you, John.
[chuckling]
[Gilliam] Are we still wired up here?
[indistinct chatter]
[Gilliam] What is this for again?
[Palin] Posterity.
-[laughing] -[Gilliam] Austerity?
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