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Hello, honey. I'm getting ready now, yeah.

I have some champagne chilling and I've got some of your favorite scotch.

I'm just cleaning up.

I have a new sexy outfit.

Well, I'm not gonna tell you.

Alright. So you're gonna be home soon, right?

No staying late. I promise. This is our date night.

Okay, I can't wait. Alright, I love you too. Bye.

No TV tonight.

Hey.

How was your day?

Long.

So, have some wine. Sit. Have some wine.

Got the candle going.

Can you grab some wine?

Yeah.

Oh, come on. I just got home.

Well, I guess you're tired.

Yeah.

Remember our little talk on the phone about what we're going to do tonight?

Easy.

No kiss?

I just kissed you. I just got home. Go on.

Wind down a little bit.

I've been up to my eyeballs in meetings all day.

I thought we agreed on a date night that you were

going to let work stay at work and not bring it home.

Well, I don't own the company, so I don't get the luxury of making that decision.

Yeah, but remember we talked about that it's kind

of stressful and it's affecting our private time,

Well, work pays for private time, so work comes first.

Well, you need to forget about that.

Remember we talked about that.

Look.

Very nice.

Yeah, what do you think?

Easy for you to say. You're home all day, I'm at the office all day.

Well, let's just forget about it, shall we?

Remember? We talked about it on the phone.

Come on. Oh, my God. Get up.

Come on, baby.

Get up. I'm almost up.

Geez, give me a break.

What? What are you doing?

I've been working all fucking day. I don't need this.

What? You don't need this?

I don't need this pressure.

Pressure? I'm pressuring...

You're kidding me, right?

Oh, come on. Have some more wine.

Just leave me alone, all right?

Well, I'm unbelievable again.

Man, what am I going to be, a spinster with a bunch of cats?

I think so.

I'm probably going to have to have sex with people.

I'm going to be perfect as crap.

Mark! Mark!

Just fine.

I'll drink this wine by myself.

Hey, buddy.

Oh, Mom.

Sorry, I didn't want to wake you up. You can nap in my bed.

You sure?

Yeah, I was just getting changed from work.

Okay.

Probably shouldn't be standing here with my underwear in front of you.

That's okay.

Tired?

A little bit.

Yeah?

Yeah, I worked really hard last night.

Did you? Did you work late?

Yeah.

How was your day?

It was all right.

Is your father home?

No, no. I said I was going home later though.

We were supposed to have our little date night

last night, but that didn'turn out very well.

Did you hear us fighting?

I did. I didn't want to interrupt though.

You wouldn't have interrupted anything.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Yeah.

So, you're tired and you're napping and...

Well, you look like this job has been agreeing

with you. You're getting really muscular.

That's what I was gonna say.

You're so skinny.

Now there's like no food in the fridge, so I know you're eating.

Yeah, you know I gotta get somewhere.

Look at these muscles. What do they have when you lived at that warehouse?

Usually twice my weight.

Yeah, it's getting so big. Oh, sorry.

Sorry.

Move over, honey. I want to lay down too. You don't have to go.

So, anyway, my father and I are just not getting along.

Yeah?

20 years of marriage, of course, there's gonna be ups

and downs, but I shouldn't be talking to you about this.

You're old enough, you can hear it.

He's not... Oh, gosh, I'm sorry, honey.

This is new sexy stuff I bought for your father.

It's gonna be good.

Well, it'd be nice if he would like to see it, but...

He doesn't, and then he's just not...

He's just not satisfying me, and honestly, I don't know what to do.

I'm thinking about divorce.

I'm in my prime and I take care of myself, I work hard at it to take care of myself.

And I do it so that I'll be attractive for

him, you know, as well as for my own health.

And then I'm just not getting anything back in return.

You can do what makes you happy, Mom.

I know, you're so sweet.

So you wouldn't be real upset if I was to get a divorce?

Well, I think he's not treating them well.

No, he's just not.

I mean, he seemed to have an erection.

He was having a dream, I think, when he walked in.

So, how's your sex life going? You and your girlfriend? No? Yes?

No, it's been very dry lately.

Really?

I've been working so hard.

For you?

Yeah.

I suppose girls don't work at the warehouse, do they?

No, they don't. I wish they did.

Well, your father's not home, right?

You said you were going through a dry spell, and so am I.

Really bad.

I could probably make you feel better.

You sure that's going to be okay?

Is it okay with me? Is it okay with you? Is it?

It's going to be okay.

No worries?

No, I get to think of it.

We've always been very close.

So I suppose we could just do, you know, a little bit to make each other happy.

So?

I had this for last night. It's a special oil.

It keeps up when you warm it up in your hands.

Wow.

Tell me if that feels good.

Oh my God, yeah. It's amazing.

Does it?

I've never tried that before.

My first time trying it too.

You like that?

Yeah, it feels really good.

Yeah?

Oh God, see this is all I want.

I can't get that to me.

You can't?

I can't.

I would really like that.

It feels so good.

This has to be our secret, of course.

I don't know.

What's our secret?

Man, I don'think I want to take guilt.

The guys at the warehouse could see me now.

No, no.

Don't you tell them a thing.

They're getting a lot of trouble for this, you know.

Something's got to get with this house, or I'm out of here.

Oh, hiya.

Aww, me too.

Aww, aww.

Look at you.

You're so cute.

Oh, yeah.

Of course I am.

I told you I wasn't kidding.

I'm not getting anything here.

Oh, yeah.

Feels good, doesn't it?

I say we both make each other come as hard as we can.

Oh, yeah, unique.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it feels so good.

Good.

You should have done this a long time ago, son.

Okay.

Yes, it does.

No more dry spells for you.

Oh, this is what I needed so bad.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Yeah.

The cot feels really good.

Don't be shy.

Let that come.

When you'ready to come, I want you to pull it out and come all over my face.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's it, that's me, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh,

Oh my god.

Oh yeah, that's it.

Give it all to me.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, fuck me.

Uh huh.

Oh, come for me. Give it to me.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Give me your fucking cunt.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

That's it.

Oh yeah, empty those balls.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah, yeah.

That's it, baby.

You knew what you fought and never could.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh,

Oh, honey, you've done quite enough, believe me.

Woo!

All right, I'll put the divorce on hold,

but you and I are gonna have more nap time.

If that's all right with you.

Sounds good to me.

All right, you better take a shower.

Woo, he's gonna be home in about a half an hour.

Of course, ma'am.

Okay, here, take that too.

Thanks.

Oh, wow. So what I needed. Look at that, man.