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HANK: How'd you get that interview?

Carl, who you met the other night.

Hey, Hank.

And so | wondered if we could do the job together.

Just like we used to.

Except that I'm the boss.

BERTO: Your girlfriend hasn't told her parents that she didn't go back to Tufts?

It's been two weeks. How long is she gonna stay?

If selling this house is important to you, then I'm willing to do that.

Because being in this house without you is just not gonna work.

I'm moving out, Julia.

No, you can't do this. We're a family.

| Know. You can't go.

Mmm. Okay, pack up those backpacks. Dad is gonna be here any minute, and...

| got these for you. Blue for Victor. Cool.

And red for Sydney.

Stylish. Why's it so heavy?

Because | packed everything | thought you could possibly need

for your big weekend with Dad.

So, we have to carry these around all day? We already have backpacks.

No, they're for Dad. He's gonna take them to his apartment

after he drops you off at school. So.

It's just a bag. What's the big deal?

Thank you. Oh, God.

Dad! ”

There's my man. Hey, buddy. You need help with this?

No, it's okay. Hey Dad.

| call shotgun!

BOTH: No shotgun!

You're gonna sit in the back with your sister.

It's safer.

Is this everything?

Yeah. Oh. Okay.

So, uh...

Have a good weekend.

Yeah. You too. Okay.

Bye, guys. See you Sunday!

Bye. Bye!

JOEL: So, who is hungry?

VICTOR: I'm hungry. JOEL: | figured.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Hey. Oh, hi.

How are ya? Um, is Zeek here or Camille?

They're both out. Those are my folks. Oh!

Okay. I'm their real estate agent, Karen. I'm just gonna drop these off with you.

They're the comps they wanted to see before we Officially list.

List.

This house?

List this house? Yeah.

This house, yeah. For sale?

Uh-huh. For sale! With multiple offers, fingers crossed!

(CELL PHONE RINGING) Ooh, sorry. Gotta get this.

Okay. Thanks, excuse me.

You bet.

AMY: Wow, could your first class be any farther from your dorm?

Yeah, well, you didn't have to come.

You know, | know how to get to this class at this point.

I'm just saying, way bigger than Tufts.

Yeah, and the weather's nicer, that's for sure.

Um, well | actually have a lab after this.

Yeah. Astronomy, | know.

Oh, well what are you gonna do?

I'll probably just go to the student center. Grab some coffee or something.

Do you want me to grab you anything?

No, I'm good. Okay, all right.

Well, | will meet you back here!

Um, yeah. Sure. Okay.

(SIGHS)

Here we are! Now, you guys are sharing a room,

but | got you bunk beds!

You guys gotta see it. They're like a fort. Here we go.

What's that humming?

Sounds like the elevator.

Yeah. You can't hear it from the bedroom though. Here we go.

So, here is the living room. We got the kitchen over there.

The dining room over here.

This TV screen, no joke, plays 3D movies. Cool.

And right down here we got our old trusty friend.

You have an Xbox?

We got Xbox. We got cable.

We got pretty much everything we have at home... Um, at the house.

Check it out. | got a couple of games we could try out this weekend!

Cool.

Syd. Here's that rainbow loom you have at home.

| thought we could, you know, go rainbow bracelet crazy this weekend.

| don't play with that anymore. I'm ten now.

You don't?

Okay. Well, maybe we'll just have to go to the toy store

and find something you do play with.

Hey, one last thing.

Out this window. Take a little gander.

There's a pool?

There is a pool. Yes!

SO we Can we go swimming?

Yeah, we can probably squeeze in a quick swim before dinner.

Huh? But we didn't bring our bathing suits.

Well, it's a good thing Dad bought you bathing suits and put 'em on your bed.

Go, go, go, go! Second door on the left.

Mmm. | can't believe we just got in the car and drove to Mendocino.

That's so crazy of us. We're wild.

Scandalous. | Know! Crazy, crazy.

Who do we have to thank for this trip again?

Bill and Sue, they gave us the gift certificate.

The Lessings! Really. It's nice, right?

| know. It's so weird, though.

People giving you gifts because you had cancer.

It is weird. Oh. It's nice, though.

But it is relaxing. Are you relaxing?

Yep. Yeah?

| gotta make a quick phone call. All right?

I'll be right back.

To who? It's just a work thing.

| just gotta get it off my mind.

Okay.

Oh! Oh, my God! That cold mountain air!

(LAUGHING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hello?

Hey Jules. It's your big brother.

You are not calling me from your spa weekend

in Mendocino.

Listen. | just had to call and check up.

| was worried about you. How you doing?

(SIGHS) I'm... I'm fine.

You sure?

Adam, thank you so much, but I'm fine.

Don't worry about me, okay?

Truly. I've got a whole schedule,

| already made a Target run,

| cleaned out the freezer,

| did an expiration date purge in the pantry,

and now I'm about to binge watch

Orange Is The New Black. So.

Alright, well that sounds productive, | guess.

Yeah, well.

You just worry about showing Kristina a good time.

And tell me you're not wearing that old man bathing suit of yours.

These are my trunks!

I'll take that as a yes.

I've had these trunks forever. | love my trunks!

Don't be dissing my trunks.

Okay. I'm hanging up now. Bye.

All right, | love you.

Honey!

It is cold!

You're a wuss!

Ah! What?

That's so weird.

ADAM: | just need you to close your eyes, Okay?

KRISTINA: All right.

Just close your eyes. | don't want you to think about a thing.

You're good, you're all good, okay?

All right, you can open them.

Ha! Are you losing your trunks?

Time to say goodbye, okay? | love it!

Some of these are pretty good.

Some of these are pretty good? A rave!

All right. Not these. Unusable.

They're not unusable. Unusable.

What are you talking about? No, you...

Those are my favorite ones!

Taco truck in the background ruins it.

Doesn't ruin it.

The taco truck was the point. | put it there.

We could take it out, maybe.

Don't take it out.

It draws your eye from the surfers and the surfboards. And that's...

This is a "Surfsport" shoot. Right? So.

Okay. So, | would say, scratch those.

All right. Sleep on it, would you?

Just look at those again tomorrow?

| don't need to sleep on that. | already know those are not...

That was part of my whole vision. Those are my favorite ones.

Yeah, well, they shouldn't, | mean...

Don't laugh when | say vision.

Now, some of those are good. | said, some of them are good.

| gotta go. Thank you. Where you going?

| will live on that. I'll dine out on that for the next three years.

What've you got? Big date?

What? Lipstick and all?

Yes.

I'm going to dinner, but I'm not... It's not a big date.

I'm meeting Carl for dinner.

So it's kinda turning into something?

With Carl? No.

Yeah, that's good.

Why, why? What do you mean? No. | can't.

He's a neighbor. I'm meeting him for dinner.

With lipstick too? Do you eat...

I've worn lipstick before. | wear it frequently.

You gotta drink with a straw, right, ‘cause

you're gonna get it on the glass?

That's not attractive. Is it mauve?

It's not mauve. | gotta go.

Yeah. Have a good time.

Okay, thanks.

All right. It's a good color, though.

It'll look good when it's on the veal parmesan, or whatever.

(DOOR CLOSING)

Hey.

Hey, Drew.

Well, yeah. Later.

So, is she like, living here now?

Who?

Who do you think? Amy. Oh, Amy.

Yeah, Amy. No. She's just been...

She's staying here for a couple weeks.

I'm fine with it. | mean, whatever, the fact that you're blowing me off but,

it's like, she's just always around?

She like, waits for you outside of class to pick you up and...

Look. Every single time you talk to me, you're looking

around, like you don't want her to see us together.

What is that? It's just... It's weird, that's all.

Hey, Amy.

Hey. Hey.

Just let me know if you wanna come back to the world.

Hi. Hey, is everything okay?

Nora. Nora! Stop, stop. Stop.

Uh, well she needs the spoon to eat.

No, she doesn't. She uses her fingers at home.

| kinda liked it. She has a lot of rhythm.

This milk tastes funny.

It does? It's the same milk we use at home.

Can | have water instead?

You want water? Me too.

Oh, now you want water? Everyone's too good for milk. Okay.

Wow. Have those things come a long way since back in the day.

When Crosby was a baby, he had to scream his lungs out

before we ever heard him, poor thing.

Hey, you know something, Jabbar?

Your dad had the loudest lungs I've ever heard in my life.

CAMILLE: Boy, that's the truth.

That explains a lot.

CROSBY: | was always fearless and brave.

This thing's making too much static. It's hurting my ears.

Let me fix that for you, then, squire. Is that better, Max?

Okay.

Is that all you're eating?

Oh, yeah.

| think you should have a little something else.

No, no.

You're nursing. It's fine.

Yeah. Well, | mean, you need fuel for the...

Dad, Dad, Dad. ZEEK: Hmm?

Don't worry about my wife's fuel supply. Yeah?

You know what | would love to talk about

is the visitor we had earlier this morning.

| think her name was Karen, and she...

Dad, she was dropping off some comps she said that you had requested,

‘cause the house is on the market? Is this...

Yeah, mmm-hmm. That's right.

Well, when were you gonna tell me this?

Well. We hadn't really gotten that far, son.

Well, it affects a lot of us.

Ah, Crosby.

What? Our whole history is in this house.

You can't just sell it up from under us

and act like it's not a big decision.

We're not selling anything out from under anyone.

It's our house.

It's our decision. Uh-huh.

We've been thinking about it and discussing it for quite some time now.

And we don't have to run anything by you or anyone else.

So, all those years

| thought my father's taking me for this secret special ice cream treat,

that none of my brothers and sisters were getting.

And then last year, | found out, no-no,

he took them all for a secret ice-cream treat,

and that's the way he got four ice creams in one day

and didn't get in trouble with my mom. So.

A very wise man,

| think, who apparently enjoys ice cream.

| can't believe | thought | was so special!

| think you're pretty special. No.

You're special. Uh-huh. Mmm.

This is So good. | can't...

This is my favorite food. Tacos are special.

And | keep thinking about my sister at home.

Uh. Oh, Julia, right? Is that...

Yeah. That's nice of you to remember. Yeah.

Anyway. Home run, you.

Thank you, people at work.

What, oh, yeah? They recommended it.

| polled everyone, endlessly.

Why?

You know what? | love that photograph you took

of the taco truck beach.

And, oh, | don't know,

| just thought it'd be fun to tie that in somehow.

Oh, my God. That's so nice. It's great. You should take a date here sometime.

Oh.

| should take a date, should |? What would | call this?

Just hanging out?

Yeah, man. Just, you know, being casual.

Hey. Have a beer and taco. | like that.

| like you.

| don't know, | don't meet that many people like you

who are as thoughtful and kind as you are.

Even in my line of work, you wouldn't think that would be the case.

But it is. | like that you...

| don't know, are thinking about your family here,

thinking about your sister.

And you have no idea how beautiful you are.

Or, how funny.

Yeah, | sound like | may be falling for you.

| guess, that's why we're here.

Beer, anybody?

Great.

Be right back.

(TOY SQUEAKING)

Hey, | didn't wake you up, did |?

Not at all. | am up. lam going for a run.

A run?

Yeah, you can sound less surprised.

| wasn't surprised. | Know you run. It's good. It's healthy.

It's a great way to... Anyway... How was the night?

It was eight hours.

Oh. Not much sleep, huh?

No. Not much.

Actually, | ended up in Sydney's bed. So there's that.

That's okay, it makes sense.

It's so. | mean, logically, | know that

this is just for the weekend, but it's so quiet in here.

It just... It feels empty. It sounds empty.

You'll get used to it.

| don't wanna get used to it!

No. No, | don't mean...

| mean, it won't always be this way.

It gets better. Julia?

Okay, thank you. I'm gonna go. Um.

Come on. Hey, do you wanna do something later? Have lunch or something?

Um, maybe. Let me call you. I'll call you after.

Okay. Bye. Bye.

But, I'm confused. She's living in your dorm room with you?

Yes, she's living in my dorm with me.

What does she do all day? | mean...

| have no idea. It's been a while, too. Wait.

Her parents don't even know.

| mean, that's weird.

What she's saying is that | just make her happy.

And she just wants to be around me, and all this stuff.

Well, what do you want?

Her to leave and go back to school, you know?

| love her.

| do, but...

It's crazy. You can really love somebody

but also want them to go.

Yeah.

Why don't we have any post-its?

HANK: How'd the lipstick go?

The what?

HANK: Did you choose the right color for your date?

Can you have the wrong color?

What do you gotta do now? You gotta start...

| don't know, but it worked out fine.

You ladies got it rough,

| gotta be honest.

Why do we ladies have it rough?

Too many things. You gotta accessorize and all that.

Hey, did you mess with these?

The "Surfsport?"

Yeah. Yeah. | fooled around with it.

Hank. You took the truck out of every single...

You just took all the trucks out?

Yes, | made it better.

Hank, this is my work.

| can't believe you were so mad that | put on lipstick

to go on a casual dinner with Carl that you messed with all my photos.

Whoa! Time. "T,""T." That's what you do?

Okay? Leave "Feed the World" out of this. | don't care about that.

We have to bring this to a client. It's gotta look professional

| Know! The client hired me! | am the professional!

| hired you to help me. Not sabotage me.

Sab... These aren't better? These are not better?

That doesn't look better?

| don't know. Okay. That...

Okay, | mean. 75 percent of them are probably better without it.

80 percent. You know. But not all of them.

80 percent? Okay, thank you.

But, Hank, we're doing this together. You can't just do stuff on your own.

But we did work on it.

No, we have to do it together like normal people.

Communicating. Like normal people.

You have an idea and | have an idea.

And then we make a decision together.

That's what working together... | have to go. I'm gonna get a coffee.

Where you going?

I'm gonna get a coffee. | need to just relax for a minute.

| don't understand. If it looks better, it looks better.

It's not the point.

It is the point!

(DOOR CLOSING)

80? More than 80 percent.

(SIGHING)

(KRISTINA CHUCKLES)

This is so awesome, honey.

Oh, God. It is.

(LAUGHING)

It's been a long time.

Yes, it has.

Since we took a break.

Yeah, it's been a rough couple of years.

Thank you.

| just... | don't know if | ever truly said thank you to you

for everything that you did for me, you know?

Going through that together...

| don't think I've ever really truly

said thank you, like a...

You don't have to.

Listen, if | gotta be stuck in the mud,

| wanna be stuck in the mud with you.

Well, you're stuck.

| mean, these toxins are just dripping off of me.

See? This is why I'm taking all those pills,

so | can remember where | put my socket wrenches and | can't find them.

Well, where do you think you put them last?

Can you just make yourself useful and look, too?

In this trash heap?

Dad, they're right here.

No, those are the old ones.

This is the socket set.

Those are the old ones.

This is the old ones.

Heaven forbid you use the old. Hey, you know what?

Maybe | should look in the house for the new set.

Huh?

The house? My childhood home that's on the market?

It's just right here. | better look now, before...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're slashing prices, | don't know.

Okay, what are you talking about?

Why aren't you saying anything?

Well, there's nothing much to say, Crosby.

There's a ton to say! Am | not talking to Zeek Braverman?

Of all people, you should be raising a red flag!

|! mean, you wouldn't move out of here in a million years. What's going on?

Hey, why don't you just let me worry about

what | would or wouldn't do, alright?

You don't seem to be worrying about it.

Dad.

Okay. Got 'em. Yeah.

Oh, great. Dad.

Huh? Listen. Hey, hey.

What?

Please.

Your mother and | have been together 47 years.

And we've been through a lot.

We've been through a lot of milestones.

And she goes away to Europe and all of sudden I'm left here at the house.

I'm all alone. | don't know what the hell I'm gonna do.

And | miss her. | miss her like crazy.

| realize that

| love her a lot more than | love this house,

and if selling this house makes her happy

then that's what I'm gonna do.

So that's about it, son. That's the ball game right there.

What are you trying to do? Trying to pick up the pace?

I'm not trying to pick up nothing. Huh? Trying to race me?

I'm trying to get to the summit. You're just slow.

Wanna play tortoise and the hare?

No! Come on! Huh? Come on.

Woo! Turning on the turbos. | got it!

You're cheating. You cheated! That was so wrong.

Oh.

Oh. Honey, this is gorgeous.

It's really beautiful.

Really beautiful. Wow.

This has been really nice.

It's been great.

Woo! I'm out of shape.

You okay?

| texted Julia earlier, and I've been worried about her.

That's who | called when | got out of the hot tub.

Ah.

Look, | Know she's a grown woman, she can take care of herself.

And she doesn't need me there.

But | just feel like | need to be there. So.

Good. Okay. You know what? We summited this.

We did the hot tubbin’. We had sex.

Twice. Yeah.

It was twice. Oh, yeah.

Two and a half. |! mean, kinda.

| think we should go home.

You sure?

Yeah. I'm ready.

| love you.

| love you. | still beat you.

There's nobody around up here.

No? Yeah, if you wanna go for the trifecta!

| tell you what, let's take a quick picture

for the Lessings, all right?

For the Lessings? Okay.

You ready? Yeah.

Yay!

All right, let's go. Race you down. Beat you.

Oh, my hammy! Oh! Ah!

Thanks for seeing me and especially on a Saturday, Doc.

| appreciate it.

So tell me what's going on.

I'm having trouble with this woman. | mean, nota woman. It's not a woman.

|! mean it's a woman, but it's a co-worker is what it is.

Okay.

It's my superior on this job, but we're doing it together.

Sure.

And | guess | edited some of her photos without letting her know.

You know, even though | made them better.

She even admitted that | made them better, 80 percent.

Mmm-hmm. 80 percent.

She's angry. | mean, she's very angry.

I'm gonna stop you there.

That certainly sounds like a problem.

| wouldn't classify that as an emergency,

which is what your message said.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, you're right.

You get one of these, Hank.

| didn't wanna wait 'til Monday. | just...

Okay. It sounds like you edited these photos

without communicating with her.

Yes!

Yes. Yes! That's exactly what she said.

Okay.

That's what it is. That's my problem, | guess.

What do | do? How do |, uh...

What do | say to make it better.

Well, maybe the best place to start is with listening.

| mean, when you're communicating...

Let me just, uh... Sure.

I'm gonna. You know, | don't.

When you're communicating with someone, you should look at them while they're talking.

That way they know that you're engaged in the conversation.

That you care about what they have to say.

Right, right. Like now?

I'm not... | mean, I'm looking here, but | don't look at you.

| should look at you so you...

Sure. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, go.

Okay. For example, when you're talking about her pictures,

try to use positive statements, not just critical ones.

| did. | told her they were very good.

| said positive things. I'm sure of that.

Right, but since you went and changed them anyway,

maybe you should offer an apology. Say that you're sorry for making her angry.

Okay, yeah. This is good. This is good.

Could you, | mean, be specific?

Just say it the way | would say it. | won't use those words.

Sure.

It's something for me to look at. You know?

All right, you could say something like, "| didn't understand

"that | shouldn't edit those photos without talking with you.

"| thought you would understood exactly what | was thinking."

Yeah, all right. That's great. That's good.

Mmm.

| didn't understand and | thought... Say the first part again, slow.

How good is this?

You know, the best part is this pizza place is like two blocks down,

SO we can order it any time.

Mmm-hmm. This pepperoni's really good.

Yeah. Sounds like a Saturday tradition. Hmm?

Like every Saturday?

Well, yeah, any weekend you're here, yeah.

So for tomorrow, | was thinking either mini-golf,

or we could do... What's that movie you were...

The one with the robots? Where they're fighting?

Yeah, yeah.

We're here all day tomorrow, too?

Yeah, bug.

| thought we were going home in the morning!

No, no. | got you all weekend.

We're gonna have a great time tomorrow.

Is there a movie you wanted to see? Is there...

You know, I'm happy to...

| wanna go home.

| Know you do. But we're here.

It's not fair.

| Know, bug.

Can | have the last slice?

Yeah, buddy.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Uh. | just wanna talk to you for a second.

| just got out of the shower.

Yeah, it's just gonna take a couple of minutes. That's all.

Come in. Just let me get dressed.

No, no, no. | just wanna just sit right here, if you don't mind.

What? Can | put pants on?

Ah, just for one minute. Just for one minute. | just wanna talk.

Sit down.

So, | wanted to talk about the photos, the little dust up we had.

Yeah.

Back at the studio. So, | just wanted to say

that, uh, that I'm sorry that | made you angry.

Okay.

(STAMMERING) And, | didn't understand

that | shouldn't edit the photos without talking to you.

And | thought you would understand

exactly what | was thinking.

What is happening?

I'm looking at you and I'm talking to you.

It's just like you're reciting something you memorized.

No, that's ridiculous. Just talk to me.

I'm just talking to you.

| Know! Just talk to me in your normal voice.

It is my normal voice. Oh, forget it.

What, what?

The book? Remember the book, the Asperger's book?

I'm seeing this guy about that stuff.

About how it's affecting my life.

And, uh, I'm not a people person.

I'm not like Carl. | never will be.

| don't know. It sounded like a good idea at the office.

Just, | haven't been that good with you.

And, uh...

I'm trying to do better.

Hey, babe.

Hey.

What?

Nothing.

You okay?

Yeah, | just wanted to talk to you about something really quick.

Okay.

You know, | only say any of this because | love you very much.

But you can't stay here like this.

Is this a Natalie thing?

No, no. It's not that at all.

Okay.

| mean, | thought you liked having me visit.

No, Amy, of course. | love having you visit. You know?

| feel like you're kind of hiding from something.

I'm hiding?

Yes, even last year. Everything that happened. You know?

Did you ever talk to anyone about that?

Because all we had was each other.

And you ran off. We never even talked about it.

You know, and | ended up talking to my mom.

You told your mom about the abortion?

Yes, | told my mom. I'm sorry.

Drew.

Okay? But it was so helpful.

It just feels so good to talk to someone

who's not involved in it the same way, you know?

| think that you should talk to your parents.

Not just about that, but about school, everything. You know, you need to...

You need to tell them that.

(PHONE BEEPING)

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, my God. | don't mean to barge in. Hey.

But | got such a good bottle of wine.

| Know it's good because | stole it from Carl.

And Chinese food, because you know, what cheers anybody up more than Chinese food?

Not this music, I'll tell you that.

Thank you. Woo!

| had Adele on earlier. So, that was worse.

No, no, no, no, no. Adele is for sad times.

We're gonna rock this party.

This looks really nice.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Thank you.

Oh, my God. Jules?

Hil

Hey! | thought you might want some company.

Did you call each other? Great minds, great minds.

Hey, you already have company! | brought some yummy Thai food.

Oh, my God. And also a bottle of much cheaper wine than that.

Okay. | don't understand this.

What are you listening to? Is this the "Kill Kill Myselves?"

I'm trying to find something good. You deal with this.

CROSBY: Leave this to me. Yeah. Okay.

Get this out of here.

Do we want plates?

JULIA: Yeah, I'll just get...

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) There we go. That's feel good music.

| vote for getting a little buzz on before we get into the carbs.

What do you say? Would you enjoy a little face numbing,

a little ear tingle. What do you say?

That sounds good.

And you have back up bottles, right?

Good job, you. You're a good person.

You're a better person than | thought you were.

You're a better brother than | ever could have imagined.

You're a good person, you are.

You guys, I'm right here.

Huh? We love you!

JULIA: Even my dry cleaner asked me...

Of course the dry cleaner asked.

...why | had no shirts for my husband.

The dry cleaner Knows all!

Oh, my God! I'm gonna have to tell everybody that I'm separated?

Oh, honey. You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do.

| don't wanna. | don't wanna tell anybody.

CROSBY: Well, | guess they are in the business of dirty laundry.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Woo!

You guys, | can't even look at Mom and Dad.

Why? Why?

Because I'm the black sheep.

Of our family?

Look who you're talking to!

Okay, like, I'm a gray sheep.

CROSBY: You're not even on the spectrum of black sheep.

Think of all the stuff that the two of us have done

to make Mom and Dad feel ashamed and embarrassed.

You go sleep with your nephew's behavioral aide.

And then you talk to me about being a black sheep.

That's valid. You haven't done anything of the sort.

|! wouldn't do that.

And what about this dirt bag Seth she was linked up to.

That drug the Braverman name through the mud. Left school for him.

(DOOR OPENS) Wow. Mmm-hmm.

Adam! Hey! Oh, my God!

Wait a minute.

| Know you told me not to come.

But | couldn't leave you alone with these two, okay?

| can't believe you came!

Everybody came on their own.

This is ridiculous. Adam.

Having a little party, are we? Yeah.

We were just playing who's the blackest sheep of the family game.

It's a ridiculous game. Which you are not allowed to play.

It's hard being mister perfect pants.

How many bottles of wine away are we here, anyway?

Who's counting? The auditor's here.

| might have to try and play a little catch up here. Huh?

What are we having?

Are you hungry? We have food.

So much food left.

Is this it? Is that it? Right there?

Guys, there's probably more.

| can't believe that you're all here.

| can't believe that you all, that each of you thought to come over here.

ALL: Of course, we did.

No, but not of course. This is amazing.

You guys are amazing. You can't be by yourself.

We love you. Of course we're here. Where else would we be?

We're supposed to be cheering you up, though. Not cheering you down.

You are cheering me up.

It feels like a cheer down.

No.

What?

| don't know if it's this wine, but...

Suddenly, I'm not feeling so well.

Could you feel my forehead?

Ah, he's turning into the Hulk. He's turning into the dance Hulk.

Oh! Have you got a fever?

| think | might be coming down with some fever.

Oh, come on! Oh!

(VOLUME INCREASES) That means | get to watch.

| can't dance to this music by myself.

No. This is not even my era. This is...

Talking Heads is everyone's era. Come on. Come on. Feel it, Jules!

Look at fever! Just follow him!

Oh, my God.

(ADAM CLUCKING) There it is.

CROSBY: Give us a warning if you need to back up.

JULIA: Oh, no. I'm afraid. I'm a little afraid.

Here's the back. Get ready.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Jules, come on! Yeah!

You can do this.

They still think I'm in Boston.

| Know.

| mean, | don't even know

what I'm gonna say to them.

You just have to tell them the truth.

You know? Tell them that

Tufts wasn't what you thought it was gonna be.

And it's not for you.

And they're gonna understand.

Okay, well given everything I'm about to tell them,

you probably shouldn't wait for me.

Yeah, | was thinking that.

Yeah.

You know that you can call me,

for anything.

| mean it.

If | don't answer,

I'm sure Berto will kindly take a message.

He's still answering my phone.

There's just no boundaries there, whatsoever.

You okay?

I'm okay.

Bye, Drew.

Bye.

Thanks.

ZEEK: All right, grandson, now listen up.

| am going to teach you how to roast

the most perfect marshmallow in the world.

And the secret is, you gotta keep turning it, slowly.

Can you put mine on for me? Yeah, yeah, here.

There you go.

Oh, thank you!

You bet.

Whoa, mine's falling off and it's on fire.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh. It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.

That's the way | love them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

| don't like marshmallows, they're too sticky.

They're too sticky?

| just like the graham crackers and the chocolate.

Well, that's okay. That sounds good to me. Here you go.

Okay, here's my other one.

ZEEK: Hey, Drew!

Hey.

CAMILLE: Hey, Drew. ZEEK: How you doing? How about a beer?

Hey. He gets enough beer at college.

He can only get a s'more at home.

Would you go for a s'more?

Yes, please.

Are you in? Hey, Amber.

Hey. Hey.

How you doing?

Fine. | talked to Amy and | did it, so.

You okay?

Yeah. Thank you. Mmm-hmm.

CAMILLE: Sweetie? Yeah.

We're glad you're here, Drew.

Yeah. Me too.

(RUMBLING)

(LINE RINGING)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

Joel?

Mom?

Hey, sweetie. What's up?

| had a bad dream. The elevator in the building makes this weird noise.

Well, um, why don't you go wake up your dad?

| don't wanna wake up Dad.

Can you just talk to me?

Yeah, | can talk to you, sweetie. But | think that Dad would wanna know.

| just want you, Mom!

Well, okay, I'm here, | can talk to you.

| will talk to you until you go back to sleep.

Okay.

So, weird elevator noises, huh?

Yeah.

Of course, my mom and dad's, Grandma and Grandpa's, doesn't have an elevator.

But they have those creaky old stairs.

And they used to wake me up in the middle of the night with scary noises.

Really?

But you know who was really scared?

Your Uncle Crosby.

He would run into my room in the middle of the night,

convinced that something was coming up the stairs to get him.

So one night we set up a booby trap.

After everybody else had gone to sleep, we strung dental floss

across the top of the stairs. Nothing was gonna get past us.

And you know, we did catch something. You know what we caught?

Your grandpa.

He broke his nose, and grounded us for three weeks.

And sweetie, you know, it got less scary,

and all of this will too.

Victor?

Night, sweetheart.