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JOEL: You got a text from Ed Brooks.

You guys have been texting each other a lot lately.

| need you to stop calling me.

It's not fair to Joel.

HANK: / like him.

| like Max.

I'm not saying he doesn't have his moments,

but I'm showing him the ropes,

and it’s good for him.

And it's good for me.

Are you having a great time? It's just been amazing.

| miss you. Gotta go.

We can't sleep together again. Okay? Okay.

Maybe we should be just friends.

Hi.

So during the week, we have house parties.

Even during the week?

Yes. During the week. Cheese.

Oh! Oh, no! Oh, yeah. | won.

What? No, because... My hand is under your hand.

| don't think that was... Because of what?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR) No. Come in.

Oh, my God, | got so lost on the BART,

it was like, such a disaster.

Hey.

Oh. Hi.

Yeah, this is my friend. NATALIE: | thought you'd be alone.

Hil DREW: This is Amy.

She's in from out of town. She goes to Tufts.

Oh, I'm Natalie. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Um... Cool, cool.

We're just playing cards.

You wanna play? NATALIE: No, I'll just, uh...

I'll catch you later. It was nice, uh, meeting you.

Bye. Yeah, bye.

DREW: Bye.

(DOOR CLOSES)

She's cute.

Oh. Is that your girlfriend?

No. She, um...

No she just lives down the hall. That's it.

That's convenient.

Yeah, she does that thing.

The like, drunkenly dropping in.

| guess that she's kind of known for that.

It's okay. I'm kidding. Yeah.

I'm joking. I'm just... | Know. | was just saying.

(DREW CHUCKLES)

Wanna keep playing? All right. Yeah.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

SARAH: Who is it? Mrs. Kroebels.

Who? Who? Carl.

(CHUCKLES) Did you order Chinese?

You can smell that, all the way out in the hallway?

| have a very sensitive nose. Hmm.

Hey, what are you doing Friday night?

Why?

Uh, | have to go to this charity thing

and thought you might wanna go with me.

Thank you, Carl, but | have told you

that | will not be...

Sleep with me. Yes, that conversation

has been seared permanently in my memory.

(CHUCKLES) Sorry. This is not about that.

It's just a charity fundraiser thing, you know?

Cocktail, dinner, some fancy house over in Sea Cliff.

They said | had to bring a plus one. Not a date.

A plus one.

And you seem like the type of plus one

who wouldn't drink five cosmos and then hurl in the shower.

Gross. Mmm-hmm.

Is that what that last girl did? Lincoln?

It was the one after Lincoln actually.

Johnson? Hey. See. Right there.

You just made a presidential joke.

Not everybody can do witty cocktail banter. Hmm.

You should come with me.

Hmm. What's in it for me?

Wow. Uh, okay. | have

a buddy in advertising who hires photographers.

You would enjoy meeting him. And some other folks you'll like.

Okay.

All right.

Talk later.

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

And we're in a bit of a hurry, so let's move it now.

Hey, do you got a sec? Um, it's...

Just wanted to talk to you, that's all. Not a good time.

Can you guys wait in the car for just a second?

You're not returning any of my e-mails.

You shouldn't be e-mailing me, Ed.

| understand. Look, I'm just...

| wanted to apologize for the other day. That's all.

I'm not gonna talk about it. | Know.

But I'm gonna be at the auction on Friday

and | just don't want it to be weird. Okay?

Listen, | don't know what you thought, but...

| thought that | felt something from you. That's what | thought.

I'm married.

(DOOR OPENS) MAX: Hank! I'm here.

Hey.

Mad Max, what's going on?

| took the last three pictures this morning and they're amazing.

Where's the stuff?

What? What stuff?

The stuff to develop in the darkroom.

You said we'd be developing my pictures today.

Uh... Yeah, | gotta do this reshoot.

Of what? A stupid purse?

Yeah, well, it's not a purse. It's a

convertible cross body bag, something. | don't know. Who cares?

| care. It's a big client, you know?

Give me that filter right there.

No. You said that we would develop my photos today.

You promised.

| Know.

Look, | got that. But this came up and l... No!

Max...

| gotta do this.

You said that we'd develop my pictures today!

| get that. Okay? This is a big job.

This job pays for me to develop your pictures.

Okay, fine. Then we will develop my pictures first

like the plan that we had and then you can do yours.

All right, Max, listen. We're not developing

your pictures today. Okay? So great.

So you're a liar!

Max, did you... You lied!

Hello! Did you hear what | said?

We gotta do the shoot. No, you promised!

Max! Hey! You promised!

Whoa! (SHATTERS)

Screw you, Hank!

(YELLS)

Max!

Come on, Max!

Max! Hold up!

Damn it!

Hey, buddy. I'm going upstairs.

KRISTINA: Honey, what happened? What is going on?

He's okay. He got a little upset. Because Hank is a liar.

Stop it! Max.

He's a liar!

Don't call people a liar.

Max!

lam so... HANK: He got... Yeah.

What happened? He got upset. He got a little upset.

| don't know, uh...

What was that all about? He just had a tantrum.

Yeah. He was at the studio and, uh... Uh-huh.

He wanted to do something, | told him we couldn't do it.

We had to do this other thing.

You know, we had a deadline.

And he flipped out. | don't...

ADAM: Okay. Does that happen?

Uh, yeah. Sometimes. We're working on stuff with him.

I'm so sorry. Is he gonna be okay?

Everything in the studio's okay? You're all right?

No, I'm all right. Yeah, he's fast though. That's a fast kid.

| gotta go talk to him. I'm so sorry, Hank.

Max? Yeah, okay. He'll be okay?

Yeah, he'll be okay.

Whoa, man. He's fast.

Son of a bitch, he's fast.

Life is beauty through and through

ZEEK: God!

Life is sunny, life is cool (GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

But if my word is to be true

Fish.

Life is something to behold

Yes, life is hard

Come celebrate

Life is hard

Ah-ha

Ah-ha...

(RAZOR BUZZING)

CAMILLE: Zeek, it was such

a beautiful day here today.

You should've seen the sunset last night.

| wished you were here.

Just so much that |! wanna share with you.

Oh, that sounds great, Millie.

How are you? Me?

Yeah. Fine. Fine, yeah.

How's the other woman?

Uh, well, yeah, she's doing good, you know?

I'm working on her all the time.

And, uh, slowly but surely.

Well, it worked out then, didn't it?

We're both pursuing Our passions.

Yeah, it did.

Listen, there's a gal in our group

who's got a little villa outside Tuscany

and she invited a few of us to come there and paint.

It's just a wonderful opportunity.

And | don't know when I'd have the chance again

but it would mean extending my trip a week.

So...

Uh...

I'll let you think about it.

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

You're sure | can't just wear jeans?

No, you cannot wear jeans.

Why do you have all of these awesome dresses?

This is an amazing wardrobe.

| think that'd look really good on you.

Really? All right, I'll try that one too. Yeah.

Hey, what's this guy's last name again?

Fletcher. Carl Fletcher. Why?

What are you doing? Looking him up.

I'm looking him up. Don't look him up!

Why not? Because, I'm superstitious about that.

It's tacky and stalker-y.

I'm gonna go try more dresses on.

Um, it's a thousand dollars a plate, okay? (SARAH SIGHS)

So we have to look him up and see what's going on with this guy.

And you should wear the black one.

It's gonna look amazing.

SARAH: | don't wanna look amazing. Why not?

Jasmine, it's not a date.

I'm just going with this guy to...

For networking reasons. And because he asked me to be his plus one,

and | thought, you know. Who cares? Uh-huh.

Carl Fletcher, right? That's his name?

Yeah.

Is this him? (GROANS) Is it police record?

Just verify that this is him.

Is this him? That is. | verified. Yes.

Okay. So...

“GlobalMed World Services is an international nonprofit

“that builds hospitals and clinics

"in underprivileged countries."

It doesn't have anything to do with...

Well, yeah, it is. Because he is the Chairman and Executive Director of it.

He went to Duke, Columbia Med School.

No, he didn't.

And he is board certified in neonatology.

You've gotta be kidding me. No.

He's a doctor?

And he saves babies.

Uh, this sounds like a major evening.

It is, which is why, you know,

you should wear the black one. I'd better try the black.

Yeah. Yeah. SARAH: God.

JASMINE: Yeah.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(DOOR OPENS)

ADAM: Excuse me, Hank? Hi. Oh, hey!

How's it going?

It's going all right. Listen, | wanted to apologize to you

for Max's blow up the other day.

Yeah, no. That's okay. I'm sorry about that.

How's he...

He's okay? Is he mad at me still?

Yeah. Yeah.

Unfortunately, Max can be kind of stubborn.

But you handled the situation really well, SO...

Yeah. But he does that, huh?

Yeah. Yeah?

He got it into his head that you lied to him,

which I'm sure isn't true. And...

Yeah, no. It's typical of Max that he can't let things go.

So, it's irrational, it's frustrating,

but | just want you to know, don't take it personally. Yeah, | know.

No, | don't. | mean, you know, to be honest,

| did break a promise to him. So...

Well, that happens.

Yeah. And he needs to learn how to deal with that.

Yeah. And I...

| brought you this book on Asperger Syndrome.

| don't Know if you have time to read it.

But it might... Um...

...help understand Max a little bit better. Because, uh...

We really want this to work out here.

| mean, we love that he comes here.

It's been really good for him. So. Yeah. | know, | know, relax.

Okay. |! mean, | like him.

| like the kid. So, it's not that complicated, really.

Okay, good. Yeah.

If you want to, hopefully it'll be of some help.

Yeah, sure. This is cool.

Hey! Look at that, London Pumps.

Yeah. It's weird that you know that.

Oh.

It's gotta go back, though.

Oh! Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah, | gotta...

Got a thing. Yep, sure. Of course.

Yeah, no, that's all for... All right, you're working.

I'm gonna go. | mean, | just set that up.

Okay. If you have time for the book, great.

Uh, yeah.

Yeah. I'll take a look into that. But, um,

you know, say hello to him or something.

ADAM: Okay. Yeah.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Hi.

Hey.

Pretty stupid, huh?

Everybody in here's older than dirt.

You'd think they'd make the print bigger.

Yeah. The BLT's good.

Uh-huh. It's not on the menu.

But Doris will make it for you if you ask her.

Won't you, Doris?

Want some coffee, hon?

Uh, no, thank you. I'd just like a beer and, um...

I'll try the turkey meatloaf.

Thanks. How about those Niners?

Yeah. How about 'em?

People are gonna be talking about this season for a long time.

Yeah. Or are you a Raiders fan?

Sir, you know, | don't wanna be rude,

but | don't wanna chit-chat.

| just wanna eat my dinner,

have my beer and work on my crossword, if you don't mind.

Sure. | got you. Thanks.

Working on that Alzheimer's thing.

No, | don't have Alzheimer's.

No, you won't if you keep doing that crossword.

Good for you.

Creeps up on you, you know.

You don't know you're getting Alzheimer's... Hey...

... Cause you got Alzheimer's.

But you don't forget

what you formerly knew.

You got any friends?

Well, | wasn't trying to get fresh with you or anything.

| didn't... Just, uh...

What a putz.

What? Nothing.

Jules. What's going on? Hi!

| have a favor to ask you, and | was in the neighborhood,

so | thought I'd just come ask. Come on in.

Have a seat. Okay, um...

So tomorrow night, you know we have the auction at Sycamore.

Yeah. We're watching, uh,

Jabbar and Aida for Crosby. Oh. Never mind then.

What? | was gonna ask if Victor and Sydney could come over.

Of course. Really?

Yeah, we'll just have a big sleep over. All of them?

You and Joel can have a night out.

Yeah. (SCOFFS)

You all right? Yeah.

Yeah. No, it's fine. Julia.

Julia. Something's going on. Adam.

Look at me. It's... (SIGHS)

It's not

been going well,

between Joel and I.

What's going on?

(SIGHS) There's this guy.

There's a guy? No. No, no, no. Listen. Listen.

There's this guy, who's a dad at the school.

And we're on the same volunteer committee, so you know,

we've been spending a bunch of time together...

Mmm-hmm. ...at that and we've become friends.

And | did not

intend for anything to happen.

But we were talking the other day,

and... Okay.

He kissed me.

He just kissed you?

Yeah.

Look. This sort of thing happens.

| mean, believe it or not, it happened to me.

This assistant we had at the Luncheonette, Rachel,

just kissed me. And |

immediately told Kristina about it, and we worked it out.

It'll be fine.

You didn't kiss her back?

No, of course not. Okay.

Julia. Good, well, | don't...

| don't know. Maybe this is different.

Julia, do you have feelings for this guy? | don't know.

No.

Okay.

It's just

been

so hard with Joel and I.

We cannot get on the same page at all.

Adam, he doesn't

look at me.

(SOBBING) And so, Ed just...

He sees me, you know? Okay. Yeah.

(SNIFFLES)

Hey, Julia. Listen to me. Okay? Yeah.

Whatever is feeling good right now

about Ed,

is just related to how bad things are feeling with Joel.

All right? And it is not worth it.

It's not about him. This is about you and Joel.

And you gotta focus on your marriage.

Okay? It's about you. It's about your family.

It's not worth it, okay?

You gotta get this guy out of your life and forget about him.

Figure your stuff out with Joel. Okay?

If you guys need to go talk to somebody,

you can do it. Have you done that?

We're talking about it. We're trying to.

Okay. All right, you're gonna be okay. All right? Okay.

All right, you didn't do anything wrong.

You didn't do anything wrong, you're okay. (SIGHS)

All right? You're gonna be okay.

Oh, Adam, thank you.

You're gonna be okay. (EXHALES DEEPLY)

It's all right.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(DOOR OPENS)

Hey! CROSBY: Wow, hand delivered. Wow! Look at that basket!

That was all Amber. That is amazing.

| had nothing to do with it. That's really top notch.

| don't Know what she put in there, that thing's so heavy.

Hey, Jabbar. What is going on? Hey, Uncle Adam!

Nothing. Can we have pizza tonight?

What toppings and how many?

Okay? This is the Braverman sleepover extravaganza of the year.

Yes! Hey, can you grab your sleeping bag

and all your party gear? | just wanna talk to your dad for a second.

Okay. Thanks.

You're going Clark Griswold on this sleepover, huh?

Yeah.

You know Ed Brooks? Ed who?

Ed Brooks. He's a dad at Sycamore.

Oh, Ed Brooks. Yeah, yeah.

He's on the Green Police committee with Julia, yeah?

Exactly. So did she talk to you about him?

What about him? He's recently separated.

He and Julia have been spending some time together,

had some conversations and he kissed her.

Ed Brooks? Yeah.

Pudgy Ed Brooks kissed Julia? Kissed our sister, yes.

But, it's not... Does Joel know?

No, it's complicated because...

Look, Julia's been having some problems with Joel.

What kind of problems? | don't know.

But she came over to the house

and she started to tell me about it, and she got really upset.

So, Ed's gonna be at this auction.

So | just want you to be looking out for our baby sister. Okay?

Make sure nothing happens and...

Roger. Make sure he keeps his distance, all right?

| accept. All right.

Just make sure you got her back.

I'll be on this guy like a hawk.

No, don't make it obvious.

Just make sure you have her back,

that's all I'm asking. Subtle, but direct.

Exactly. But | do wanna send a signal, yeah?

Oh, yeah. Okay. Good.

Jabbar, you ready? JABBAR: Yeah.

Oh, my God! The sun, yes!

| take it you miss California.

Are you kidding?

My entire wardrobe in Boston consists of parkas and boots.

It's the coldest place on Earth.

So tell me how you guys met.

Um...

Uh, well, we went to high school together.

DREW: Yeah.

Yeah, but like, how did you meet, meet?

It was English.

| think? Right? Yeah. | think English class, yeah.

English? Oh, my God! That's so boring.

|! met my high school boyfriend

at this Dirty Projectors show.

He was like a huge music nerd like Drew.

Well, | wouldn't say I'm a music nerd.

No. I'm kidding. | love your music.

Just one of the reasons why we love him, huh?

So what should we do tonight?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hey.

Listen, do | not pick up on cues?

Uh, what? Social cues.

You know, like Max.

| don't know what you're talking about. (GROANS)

| need something. | gotta... | didn't sleep.

| didn't sleep at all.

I've been up all night. | need alcohol.

Anything with alcohol in it. Okay.

You don't got nothing. Nothing. | do.

Not a beer. Not one single beer. | don't have beer,

but hold on. I'll pour you something.

What kind of place is this? | need to have a beer.

What is that book? What is going on?

(SIGHS) Max, he flipped out.

He had a meltdown the other day. You know?

Okay. And even that.

See, even that. | used to have huge meltdowns.

All the time. All the time.

When? Once this kid cheated me trading baseball cards

and | flipped out.

| mean, | flipped the hell out on this kid.

What's that book? What is happening? It was nothing.

| was reading this book for Max.

I'm reading it for the kid.

And then all of a sudden, I'm not reading about the kid anymore.

I'm reading about me.

This book is describing me. Where? What do you mean?

Look at this.

Right there. "Difficulty expressing emotions."

Hank, that's every man | know. Yeah, here.

"Insensitive to non-verbal cues of others,

"taking directions literally, failure to read between the lines,

“uncomfortable with the eye contact."

Everything. Check, check, check.

You know, I'm seeing my life here.

I'm seeing my life. I'm seeing everything. The whole thing.

Why stuff happens.

Uh, I'm seeing my wife.

You know, my wife, | always thought she was this royal bitch.

But, yeah...

What if it's me all along?

What if she can't deal with me because of this?

Because of me.

Because of who lam.

Because what if this is the reason I'm losing all those big jobs?

Or my daughter doesn't wanna see me.

(SIGHS)

Or you.

You know? You...

(SIGHS)

Are you going on a date or something?

Kind of.

See? | missed another cue.

No, no. I'm going to a thing.

That's all right. I'm a plus one.

You don't gotta protect my feelings or anything.

I've gone on dates, just so you know.

No wonder | like this kid though. | mean, that's...

I'm just like him.

Right?

I'm just like Max.

| don't know.

Maybe a little.

If you are, you're doing great.

| mean, you have a... Really talented,

and you've raised a beautiful kid.

And no kid at that age wants to talk to their parents, you know?

And you and me, | mean...

| don't blame you.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(SARAH SIGHS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Hil Hi.

Oh, my God. You're like the most gorgeous super in America.

Uh... Um, Carl, this is my friend Hank.

And, Hank, this is Carl.

Hey, Hank.

That's a nice tux.

(SIGHS)

Hey.

You again. Yeah.

My God, what do you do? You live here?

No, | just eat here.

Niners.

What?

Niners. | mean, you asked me yesterday

if | was a Raiders fan or a Niners fan.

I'm telling you. Niners.

So | can talk to you now?

| have your permission?

Yes, you do.

Good, you suck.

I'm a Dallas fan.

My God, how could you be a Cowboys fan?

Two words, Roger Staubach.

I'm a Navy man all the way.

My God. See, | should've know that.

| Knew there was a reason | didn't like you.

You're Army or what? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

West Point, class of '62.

It figures.

You in 'Nam?

Uh-huh.

Fifth Special Forces Group out of Subic.

Yeah. Green Berets.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

How about you? You there?

Warrant officer on the Sanctuary.

Oh. Hospital ship.

Yeah. Yeah.

We used to call it the White Whale.

Yeah, that was us.

"We may doze, but we never close."

Zeek Braverman.

I'm Rockford.

But everybody calls me Rocky.

So what do you do, Rocky?

I'm retired.

Me too.

So, | just drink beer and chase tail.

In between my diaper changes.

(LAUGHS)

What'll it be, handsome?

Well, uh, yeah, | gotta have the BLT. Yeah.

There you go.

Thank you. This is my man.

The Alzheimer's man.

No, no, no. No.

Don't forget to eat it.

This is amazing. Look at all this, for you.

What your organization does is just really impressive.

So you googled me.

No. | didn't Google you. | don't do that.

| let my sister-in-law do that and she tells me.

Perfect. That's a good plan.

| Know this guy. What's up, man?

There he is.

It's good to see you. Dapper. Hi.

Hi. Sarah. This is my friend, Sarah.

Alec. The woman | was telling you about.

Oh.

My photographer friend. Oh.

Right. Yeah, Carl told me that your work is amazing.

Thank you. Oh, yeah, and | told him that

he'd never be able to afford you. Not true at all.

A little bit true.

Listen, do you guys mind talking shop for a minute?

| just have to shake some hands.

Oh. No, no. Sorry. Right back.

Good to see you. Okay.

Okay.

Hi. And he's gone.

And he's... So...

Um, yeah, Carl was telling me that you

were the official campaign photographer for a mayoral candidate?

Yes. My sister-in-law, Kristina.

Um, but... She, um...

Uh...

I... lt was my sister-in-law.

Mmm-hmm. Her campaign...

Sorry, I'm, uh, distracted by the

very attractive business people here at this party.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Two more years of this, right? And then we're done?

Hopefully.

Hopefully it doesn't get worse after middle school.

You can't get me to the bar fast enough.

Um... Let's, um, go check out the rest of the...

The baskets over here.

| just wanna grab a drink, you know.

| know. Let's get it over with, though.

We gotta know what's there.

Ohl!

CROSBY: Oh, Sarah's exhibit? Yeah.

Aw!

Aw, this won't do.

Well, no one's bid on anything yet.

Oh, | have an idea.

What?

Who's Ed Brooks?

Oh, he's a very generous man.

Person of interest, we'll call him.

Spa package, huh?

Oh.

No, it's, uh... Really? | can't even

talk to you about your silent auction now?

Ed, | can...

| can smell alcohol on you.

Look, just talk to me for one minute.

Do you realize that it's only taken Colleen four weeks

to turn the entire school against me?

Everybody hates me here.

Okay, I'm... I'm not gonna...

She clearly bid on the Napa trip

after the bidding was closed.

Okay. JEANNIE: There are rules in place...

You might be being dramatic. ..at this event.

If the rules are not followed, it is chaos.

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

...that has ever existed. Why don't you go home? Okay?

‘Cause you're upset about Colleen and you're, uh...

No, I'm not... I'm upset about you.

No, you're not.

Don't tell me what I'm upset about.

| can't. Come on.

I'm sorry, Ed. Julia.

That you are playing fast and loose.

Look, can you excuse me for one second?

You can yell at me right when | get back, okay?

Ed, | don't... Everything okay?

Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's all... What's up?

Ed is going home. Your wife is awesome.

JOEL: She is. Yeah. ED: She is.

It looks like she doesn't wanna talk to you right now.

We're... We're totally chill, we're just...

Did you auction on anything?

You buy anything? ‘Cause there is some good stuff here.

Okay. Let's call it a night.

ED: No, I'm good. I'm having fun. I'm not ready to call...

No, you're not. You're drunk. And you're bothering my wife.

I'm not bothering her. You need to just relax. Trust me...

Don't touch me. Hey!

Joel! Joel! Joel! Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel.

Okay, okay, okay.

Dude, what is your problem?

Stay away from my wife!

Okay, okay.

CROSBY: All right. Everything's good!

Not a big deal.

Everyone's horsing around. Go back to the party.

Still bidding here. Come on, let's go.

Let's go. Let's get you up. Okay.

Eight ball, side pocket.

You wish.

Rather simple, huh?

And that would do it, | think.

Lucky.

Thank you very much. I'll buy you a beer, come on.

Yeah. Can we get two more, please?

So, uh, when did you lose her?

Lose who? Your wife.

Mine was in '99.

| didn't lose my wife. My wife's not dead.

What made you think that, for crying out loud?

Sorry.

| guess | just assumed. Assumed what?

That you were a lonely hearts widower like me.

I'm not a lonely hearts widower...

My wife happens to be in Italy on a trip with her art class.

And they're seeing museums

and touching statues.

They're going all around, spending my money. That's what they're doing.

| don't Know what the hell they're doing over there.

Sounds like you're a little perturbed about that.

Well, I'm a little perturbed, yeah!

|! mean, it's been three weeks. | haven't had a good meal.

And | don't have any clean underwear.

| mean, come on! You know, and then she just told me

that she wants to stay an extra week.

| mean, God!

Typical Army.

Just can't see the forest for the trees.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Most women our age are a pain in the ass.

Many just wanna sit around playing cards

or showing you pictures of their grandkids.

They sit there yammering about, "My hearing aid this"

and "my artificial hip that."

Enough to drive you Crazy.

Well, you know, Camille isn't that way at all.

Then be thankful.

I'm telling you, if my wife was still alive,

and she asked me to take a trip to Italy,

I'd buy two first-class tickets and beat her ass to the airport.

But that's just me.

JANE: And now for the highlight of our evening.

In 2003, Dr. Carl Fletcher

founded GlobalMed World Service,

with the goal of providing sustainable health care in countries

where even the most basic needs are not met.

Wait a minute. JANE: Carl's hard work and dedication...

Are you about to get an award?

It's no big deal. It's not.

It's a very big deal. Oh, my God.

JANE: And tonight's recipient of the HealthCares Visionary Award,

Dr. Carl Fletcher.

Be right back. Right back.

Thank you. Thank you, Jane and Melissa.

Thank you so much.

Oh, this is nice.

Well, lam terrible at soeeches,

but I'll just say two things.

First, in the nonprofit world,

there's no such thing as an individual award.

Uh, GlobalMed is a total team effort

and I'd like to thank my brilliantly talented executive staff,

Noel, Thomas, Elaine. Stand up, guys.

(APPLAUSE)

Thank you.

These three make it happen.

They're the reason GlobalMed works.

Second, | want to thank you...

My God, your friend Natalie was so wasted

by the end of the night. Uh, yeah. She was in

rare form tonight. She definitely was.

Do you think she's...

Jealous or something?

She's jealous of what?

| don't Know, me.

She just seems...

| don't know. What? She seemed very possessive.

We're friends. | don't know.

Really? Yeah, really.

Really, really? Yes.

Double really, | swear. Double really?

Okay! Everyone really liked you, by the way.

Yeah?

Yeah. Right, okay.

I'm sad you're leaving.

I've missed you, Drew.

Yeah.

And | was thinking about it tonight.

Just...

| don't know, watching you with all your friends

and you're just such an amazing guy

and | always have so much fun with you.

| feel really

horrible about the way things ended between us.

Yeah, that was bad.

You know, I...

| get it, though.

| do.

I'm really sorry, Drew.

You were there for me,

and it's taken me a ridiculously

long time to figure that out,

but | have now.

And | wish | could take it all back,

have a do-over, but | can't.

So...

Will you forgive me?

Yeah.

Yeah, | forgive you.

Traveling north, traveling north to find you

Thank you. You're welcome.

Train wheels beating

The wind in my eyes

Don't even know what I'll find

When | get to you

Call out your name, love

Don't be surprised

So many miles and so long since I've left you

Don't even know what I'll find...

| probably shouldn't drive.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe you could just crash here.

It's many hundred miles and it won't be long

(SIGHS)

What the hell? What the hell is going on?

| don't know. He's drunk

and he wanted to talk to me and | did not wanna talk to him in that state, you know?

I'm sorry.

Are you okay? Are you having an affair with Ed?

No. Babe! Julia...

If there's anything...

If there is anything

going on. If there is anything at all, you have to...

You have to tell me.

You understand? | need to know. Joel.

There is nothing going on. | need to know.

Just...

There's nothing going on.

Okay?

| don't know.

Yeah, | don't know if | can believe that.

What?

Are you sober?

What are you... Are you sober?

Are you... Can you drive? Are you safe?

Yeah.

Take the keys and you can drive.

I'll find a cab or something.

Joel, you don't...

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

| don't like dancing so much,

but | like music. | thought you're a pretty good dancer.

No! Yeah.

I'm not a good dancer. Yes.

So, thanks. That was fun.

Yeah, good. I'm glad you had fun.

It's not every day my date gets one of those crystal jobbers.

Ta-da! But | wasn't your date.

| was your plus one.

Right. Yeah?

Yeah.

So...

(SIGHS)

I'm not gonna ask you in.

I'm not coming in. Because somebody made me promise

that tonight wouldn't be about sleeping with her.

And I'm aman of my word.

Carl Fletcher.

Dr. Carl Fletcher. Who keeps that to themselves?

So, thank you.

Thank you.

Good night. Good night.

Just so you know, here's what you're missing tonight.

Don't do that ever again.

Wait, do it one more time.

(LAUGHS)

Morning. Morning.

You're going home today, right?

Yeah. Yeah, | am. Hmm.

Have a good trip.

Thank you.

Feel better.

Hey, you good on time?

Yeah, my flight doesn't leave for another couple hours.

Ah.

| don't wanna go.

Yeah.

No, | mean, like...

| don't wanna go back.

What about your parents?

You have class and...

Well, my parents are out of town

as of an hour ago

and people miss class all the time.

It's not like... Yeah, that's true.

Do you want me to stay?

Yeah.

Yeah, | do.

It says up here

With banshees near

By and near

By the close calendar year

Simple plans don't be here

Oh!

Oh!

You're broken

You sad, short life

Come and goes, for trending times

Looks like you're in between...

Guys, guys. Wait... Honey, look who's here.

Come here, kids. | just need you. Hold on.

KRISTINA: Hi, Hank. Hey. How are you?

Sorry I'm barging in here... I'm well, how are you?

That's all right. You're not at all.

| just wanted to give that back to you.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Yeah.

KRISTINA: Yeah. What, uh, what happened here?

Looks like you... Yeah, | did, uh, put a few earmarks on it.

| did some notes and, uh... ADAM: That's all right.

| might've got some food on it or something. | read it a lot.

Was it helpful? Yeah.

Uh, it's, um, you know, interesting.

Yeah. | learned a couple things.

A couple things. Hey, another... Another one. Great.

Jeez, you guys, you're like rabbits here.

No! No, it's not ours.

It's our niece, Aida.

Um, is Max around?

Yeah. He's actually upstairs.

Yeah. Could | talk to him? You know, if it isn't weird?

| just wanted to see how he's doing.

No, | think that'd be good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Can't guarantee what's gonna happen. But give it a knock.

All right. Yeah, | mean, let me see what he says. Thanks.

Mad Max, how you doing, buddy? What's up?

This is weird.

Why are you standing in my bedroom doorway?

Uh, | was just here. | was visiting your mom and dad

and they said you were up here.

Just thought I'd come up, see how you're doing.

Can | come in?

If | say no, will you go away?

No. Probably not.

Come in.

So these look pretty cool. You did these?

You make these yourself?

You don't make pictures, you draw them.

Oh, they're cool. | used to do stuff like that.

Not as good.

Hey, | brought the pictures that you did.

They're good,

just like you said. They're really good.

This one | like. | like the the water fountain.

You know? You got a nice little flare there.

This one's pretty cool, uh, | think it's a pigeon or something.

| don't know. No. It's a dove.

Let me see. Oh, it's a dove.

I'm sorry that | yelled at you and threw things inside of your store.

| understand that there's a difference between a promise and a lie

and that it's not nice to accuse someone

of dishonesty in a casual manner.

| respect your time and the work that you do.

Will you accept my apology?

My parents said that if | apologize, we'll be friends again.

Yeah.

Apology accepted.

Do you wanna play Chess?

I'm not very good, but if | play more, I'll learn.

Yeah, I'll play Chess. | play a little Chess.

| like to be black but if you have a color preference | can be flexible.

No, I'll be white.

Good. That makes things a lot easier.

And can | move this over?

(GRUNTS)

Go. You're not gonna get upset if | beat you, right?

Just... Just move your pieces.

‘Cause | like to play for winning.

(INAUDIBLE)