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You wanna sell the house?
All | asked him to do was to
have a look at a condo.
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He's just completely
shut me out.
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You have to talk to Mom.
She has a voice in this,
you know.
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Who the hell is Ed?
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A parent from
the sustainability committee.
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Ed Brooks.
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You have zero
name recognition.
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You got to get up to
the podium and sell yourself.
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| want to be that person that
people can connect with.
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You think that my situation
is gonna be like
yours and Dad's.
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I'm not you.
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And Ryan's not Dad.
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Hi! I'm Adam Braverman.
My wife, Kristina Braverman's
running for mayor.
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May | offer you a free pen?
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Here you go.
And...
Thanks.
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(RINGING DOORBELL)
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Hil
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Are your mommy
and daddy home?
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| want to put this cool sign
on your lawn.
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Hi, my name's Zeek Braverman
and my daughter-in-law...
Not interested.
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Well, you don't even
know what I'm... Hello?
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Good morning, ma'am.
| am here on behalf
of Kristina Braverman...
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Oh, my God.
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Crosby?
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Hey.
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| thought you said you were
moving to Europe.
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|... |did move
to Europe and...
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Okay.
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Kristina Braverman for mayor!
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Chris, this is
upside down, honey.
Thanks.
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Hi, how are you?
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
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What are you gonna be
for Halloween?
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Uh... Excuse me, ma'am.
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Could | talk to you about
a couple of the issues?
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I'm Kristina Braverman.
I'm running for mayor.
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| would love to give you
a bumper sticker for
your van or your Car.
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Oh! Take a button, sir.
Pin it right there.
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This isn't working.
People are just
whizzing by me.
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| feel like I'm
stalking them.
(HORN HONKING)
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What are those?
Tomatoes in the fall?
Oh, my goodness!
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What is your secret?
Look at those things!
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(HONKING)
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He's got popsicles?
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It's like a clown car.
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Kristina Braverman for mayor.
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BOB: Hey, you guys!
How are you?
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Take a free pen!
Free pens!
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Yes, perfect.
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Kristina!
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Hello! How are you?
Look at this!
You look great!
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Thank you.
Are you having
a great time?
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lam having a ball.
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Don't you feel like
everybody should go through
some sort of campaigning
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at some pointina
political career?
Mmm-hmm.
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You understand so much about
the process, about yourself
and everything else.
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Yep.
Not as easy as it looks,
that is for darn sure
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when you get down to it.
But good luck.
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Good luck to you.
Okay.
I'll see you soon.
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Good to see you.
Let's take a photo.
Good to see you.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Okay.
Thank you.
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| have a bumper sticker
if you want one
for your van.
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Yeah. Multi-colors.
Yes.
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I'm gonna see you on Monday
for the big debate.
I'll see you Monday.
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Get your hands up.
You prepping? Quick feet?
I'm ready.
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I'm ready. Ready to go.
In the gym?
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Hands up?
You bring your team,
I'll bring my team.
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That's right.
She's ready.
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Let's do it!
Big debate. Monday.
Let's do it!
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HEATHER: Yeah. She's ready.
All right. Hey, Arnold!
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Excuse me. I'll See you soon,
Kristina. Arnold.
Look at that lettuce. Jeez!
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Free pens!
(CROWD CHEERING)
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Hey.
Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just enjoying
the scenery.
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Just... Oh! (LAUGHS)
Yeah.
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Right.
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(SIGHS) | can't get her
out of the car without
waking her up.
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You know, if she wakes up,
then no one's gonna
have a good night tonight.
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This is not gonna
work anymore.
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| think we need to
think about expanding.
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Expanding?
We just had her!
Yeah.
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You're not even cleared
to have... What?
What are you...
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Not a baby! A car.
A different car, you know?
Oh!
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Oh.
Yeah, something...
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Oh. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Something a little more
family-friendly, | think.
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Yeah, like maybe one of those
old internationals. Or a...
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| don't know.
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Or, a Wagoneer. Like a
‘76 Wagoneer or something.
No, no. No.
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No. No.
What?
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Something, you know.
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Oh, what?
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
No. No, no, no, no.
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
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You're not...
No! What?
We need a minivan.
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No way. Are you kidding?
We need it.
It's the best thing for...
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A minivan?
Yeah.
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You say "minivan,"
| hear "vagina."
That's what | hear.
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Okay. Well,
we're going vagina
shopping tomorrow.
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So, sorry about that.
She's gonna have
20 minutes in there.
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I'll see you inside.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding!
(LAUGHS)
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Is it really necessary
for you to sign
every letter?
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I'm sure Bob Little
doesn't sign every
campaign letter himself.
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No, he sure doesn't.
| remember 'cause | used
to sign them for him.
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Thank you for doing this.
| Know it's kind of
a pain in the butt.
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Got paper cuts, too.
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How many more of these
do | have to stuff
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before | get my
special prize?
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Yeah, your special prize.
Hmm?
They're in.
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Hi, Heather.
Hey.
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Hey.
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What a pleasant surprise.
Tell me. What...
What've we got?
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Okay. All right, look.
Look. This is
an early poll, okay?
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Numbers go up,
they go down. | don't want
you to be misled.
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| Know the lingo. | used to
run the campaign for Bob.
| get it. Tell me.
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All right, well...
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Well?
We're at 16%.
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That's good.
Yeah.
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16% of the votes?
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That's all right.
That's all right.
16% know you're running.
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7% of the votes.
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7% of the votes?
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Hey, don't get discouraged.
You know...
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ADAM: You know what?
Let's run the numbers
like this.
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Look at it. Honey.
That's half of the people
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who know you're running
are voting for you.
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Look at that.
Guys, this is not good.
We worked so hard.
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We put ourselves out there.
That's awful.
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Oh, no, no, no.
We're not done though.
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Come on, Kristina.
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We're just getting started.
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People don't even know
| exist.
Look, | mean...
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Look at some of these numbers.
12% of the voters don't
like Bob Little.
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1% don't like you.
They hate him.
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‘Cause they don't know
| exist.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Look here. Look here.
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Small voter turnout.
Okay.
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And that's good for you,
because you could
turn this around.
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That is good. | can.
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And we still have the
debates coming up.
You're right. Debates.
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That's gonna be
our opportunity for Berkeley
to see who you are,
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get to know your name.
Right.
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Fall in love with
your personality.
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Come on! Right?
Exactly. That's right.
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Absolutely, of course.
She's got
a great personality.
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Of course, | married her.
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She's got
an awesome personality.
| like myself.
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That's why you love
this woman.
Yeah.
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What if they don't
fall in love with me?
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Honestly?
Yeah.
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Then we call it.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
SARAH: Coming.
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Good morning. Look!
Hi! Whoa.
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Mmm! Runny egg soup.
No, it's... Pfft.
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| got to put it back in.
It didn't set
for some reason.
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But it's gonna be
a frittata. The Barefoot
Contessa says SO.
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Is that bread in there?
No.
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Here's mimosas.
Oh.
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Start the day off right.
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This is unlike you.
What do you mean?
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What do | mean?
I'm not sure if...
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Have you ever seen
an oven before?
As of today.
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Well, | hadn't turned
that particular one on.
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Okay.
But it works just
like a charm.
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Uh-huh.
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And, uh, you know,
| thought
I'd try something...
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Try something new.
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Cheers.
Oh, good.
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What's up?
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| mean, really? We...
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We never really talked about
the discussion that we had
the other day.
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It was kind of
an intense one.
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You sort of said
some insulting things
about my fiancé,
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comparing him to my father,
who's a deadbeat and...
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| wasn't insulting him.
And your father
is not a deadbeat.
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He has some similar issues,
and | think...
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Oh, my gosh.
| was pretty clear.
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You're still on it.
Okay.
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No, you're still on it.
I'm making it...
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Yeah, of course
I'm still on it,
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because it's
the biggest decision
of my life and you...
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You don't trust me to
make the right choice.
| do trust you.
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Obviously you don't,
because you don't
support me.
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lam not you, okay?
You can make any choice
you want and | support you.
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| absolutely support you.
But you don't agree.
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| don't have to
agree with you.
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Oh, my God.
Yes, you do.
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lam there for you.
And I'm gonna be there for
you every step of the way.
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| don't want you
there for me if you
don't agree
191
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with my biggest life choice
that I'm ever gonna make.
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It doesn't matter.
| don't have to agree!
193
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It does matter!
194
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| have to be there
for you, which is what
I'm trying to do.
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It does matter!
You don't think that |
should get married.
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Well, | don't think
you should get married,
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but it doesn't mean
that I'm not going
to support...
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You're really hurting
my feelings.
Why are you doing this?
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| have to, Mom.
Why?
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Because | don't want to
hang out with you like this.
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Honey, you don't
want to overwater
those things, do you?
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, I'm doing
pretty good.
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Hey, uh, you know I've been
thinking, this condo thing
you've been talking about.
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| mean, what do you do?
You want to take
the tour of them?
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What?
The condos.
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You said you
wanted to be,
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you know, closer into
the city and everything.
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What do you do?
| mean...
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What does that mean?
You get a real estate person,
they show you around?
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Is that it?
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Yeah, that's how it works.
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(SIGHS)
Well, I'm free tomorrow.
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Seriously?
Yeah, checked my schedule.
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| mean, you've been
going on about
the condos for...
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Oh, no. Yeah. Oh.
Yeah, you've been talking
to me about it.
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So I'm saying let's go...
Sure.
218
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...l00k at an old condo,
see what's up.
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Great.
220
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I'm not saying
I'm gonna like it,
but we'll look at it.
221
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Yep. We'll look
at the condo.
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Great!
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
224
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There's two cars
in the driveway.
They're clearly home.
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Right, yeah.
They just don't wanna
answer the door.
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You can't force them
to answer the door
if they don't want to.
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Let's go.
It's rude, though.
228
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Someone is
ringing your doorbell,
you answer the door.
229
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You never
answer the door.
230
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,555
|...do.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
231
00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,517
Except maybe when
it's dinnertime, because it's
family, and on principle...
232
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,519
Uh-huh.
...you don't
interrupt family time.
233
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,20
It's Peet. Can |?
Okay.
234
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,438
Hey, uh...
235
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,151
Yeah. No, no, no. Uh,
we're just out canvassing
for my sister-in-law.
236
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,570
All right. Okay.
237
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,198
Uh, you want me
to call Bill?
238
00:10:16,74 --> 00:10:17,408
Yeah, no problem.
239
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,160
(CHUCKLES)
240
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,912
Yeah, you too. Bye.
241
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,208
Uh, sorry.
Um, shall we?
242
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,293
Yes. We have 30 more houses.
Let's do it.
243
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,963
We have 30 more houses?
244
00:10:30,46 --> 00:10:31,214
We said we would
do 100.
245
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,340
Did we? You...
Yeah.
246
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,551
Maybe we can count
that one. It's 29.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
247
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,10
Okay, it's just
| got to...
248
00:10:36,94 --> 00:10:37,846
| got to call Bill back
before the end of the day.
249
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,180
Okay, uh...
250
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,561
Well, go do what
you have to do,
and I'll finish.
251
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,645
No, it's just I...
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
252
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,729
| can... |can meet
you at home.
253
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,524
| didn't realize
work was gonna be
this crazy. Um...
254
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,235
But, no. Let's...
Let's just finish up
this street and...
255
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,695
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Great.
256
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,239
So, um...
Yeah, that's...
That's Bill.
257
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,617
Um...
258
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,161
I'll see you at home.
Okay.
259
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,871
Do you want these?
Yeah.
260
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,331
Yeah. All right,
thank you.
Yeah. Okay.
261
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,460
Hey! Um... So, | just
got off the phone
with Peet...
262
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,45
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
263
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,841
Ooh, hybrids!
Maybe we should
get a hybrid.
264
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,09
Oh, a hybrid.
(GASPS)
265
00:11:16,92 --> 00:11:18,428
Oh, | want this one, Mommy!
This one! This one.
266
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,138
You like this one?
You're supposed to be
my partner on this.
267
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,222
This is cool!
268
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,183
What are you talking about?
Can | go inside
and check it out?
269
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,934
Yeah, sure.
Go check it out.
| can't, um...
270
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,394
This is great.
271
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,230
You're not seriously
considering this, are you?
272
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,649
Yeah, lam.
This is awesome.
273
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,526
You like it?
It's pretty cool, huh?
Yeah!
274
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,28
You can watch movies.
275
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,155
See? You can watch
movies in this.
276
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,990
That's about all
you can do.
277
00:11:39,73 --> 00:11:40,992
We're gonna...
We're gonna take it
for a test drive
278
00:11:41,75 --> 00:11:42,660
and | think maybe then
you'll like it.
279
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,163
I'm not gonna go drive
this thing!
What if someone sees me?
280
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,372
But you're gonna be
the one driving it.
281
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,916
So, | mean,
| thought you would
like to try it out.
282
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,792
Why would | be
the one driving it?
This is for you.
283
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:50,877
We're not getting rid
of my car!
284
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,170
Yeah, we are.
285
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,589
| already got rid of
my Ducati for the house!
You want me to...
286
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,633
But your car's way older
than mine, okay?
287
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,551
It just doesn't make sense
to keep... What?
288
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,972
You think that the two cars
we're gonna own are
a VW Bug and a minivan?
289
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,141
And what will |
drive to work?
290
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,518
You know, | work with
musicians at
a recording studio.
291
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:12,65
And I'm gonna show up in
either a little tiny vagina,
or a humongous vagina?
292
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,691
Yeah.
What are you
talking about, Dad?
293
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:14,901
Champagne-colored.
Nothing.
Nothing.
294
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,985
You are a traitor.
I'll take the minivan.
295
00:12:16,69 --> 00:12:17,820
Let's go find somebody to
give us a test drive.
Yeah.
296
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,573
You need to watch
The Dukes Of Hazzard.
Minivan! Yeah!
297
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,908
BOTH: Yeah! Minivan!
And Smokey and the Bandit.
298
00:12:22,33 --> 00:12:23,618
You shouldn't be
this excited.
299
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,828
Honey, I'm not...
I'm not doing this, okay?
300
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,455
| love you, honey!
301
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,457
You can't even
slam the door!
302
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,756
She like, opens the door
and is like,
“Hey, how you doing?
303
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:37,882
"Come on in."
And I'm like,
304
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:41,219
"Hey, let's talk about
all that incredibly
offensive stuff
305
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,305
“that you said to me about
my biggest life choice."
Mmm.
306
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,723
And she's like,
"No, that's all right.
307
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,393
"Let's just eat this egg dish
and pretend like
it didn't happen."
308
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:52,272
And I'm like, "I'm not
gonna sit here and eat
an egg dish with you
309
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,732
“after you insulted
my fiance,
310
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,276
“who | love more than
anything in the world."
311
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,945
Like, it's just crazy.
Like, what is she thinking?
312
00:12:59,28 --> 00:13:00,863
Mmm. I'm really sorry.
313
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,490
Baby, I'm sorry.
314
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,242
Oh, don't apologize to me.
| mean, it's...
315
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,660
No, I'm sorry you have
to deal with, like...
316
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,912
I'm sorry it's stressing
you and your mom out.
317
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,539
It has nothing
to do with her.
This is our thing.
318
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,416
Right.
And | feel like she's
making it all about her.
319
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,334
Like, she's like at first,
“Don't get married."
320
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,87
Then she's, "Get married.
But get married the way
| want you to get married."
321
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,298
Well, then let's just
not do it.
Let's not do it, then.
322
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,927
Not get married?
No. (LAUGHS)
323
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,847
Yes, get married.
Ryan, you scared me!
324
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,808
No, no. No. No.
(SIGHS)
325
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,643
Let's not do like,
a big wedding.
Then what?
326
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,812
Let's just go down to the
courthouse or the City Hall
327
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,188
and do it on our own.
328
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,607
Like, elope?
Let's... Yes.
329
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,651
Yeah. Hey...
330
00:13:39,68 --> 00:13:42,71
| want to be your husband
so badly. Now.
331
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,366
So let's just eliminate
all the complications.
332
00:13:46,34 --> 00:13:48,77
You know? Hey...
333
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,705
Your mom is going to
eventually be on board
and when she is,
334
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,166
then we'll throw a big party
and it'll be wonderful.
335
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,709
And she might even have
grandkids by then.
336
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,44
(BOTH LAUGH)
337
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,04
Yeah.
338
00:13:58,87 --> 00:13:59,213
But this is what we want.
339
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,341
You know?
We know what we want.
340
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,592
Let's just do it.
341
00:14:03,09 --> 00:14:04,802
Yeah. Let's do it.
342
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,96
| love you.
| love you, too.
343
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,648
And this is my personal
favorite room,
344
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,26
for a living room
or a dining space.
345
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,986
Check out the windows.
Wow.
346
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,282
And you're a painter,
so this could be a beautiful
studio space for you.
347
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,367
Oh.
348
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,661
Yeah. When we're done here
I'll show you
the rest of the grounds.
349
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:34,207
There's a full-time gardener.
There's dry cleaning
and laundry services.
350
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,709
24-hour onsite maintenance,
of course.
351
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,296
And when we get downstairs,
| will show you the outdoor
fire pit and lounge.
352
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,964
We have a resident
wine cellar
353
00:14:42,48 --> 00:14:43,758
with climate-controlled
bottle storage.
354
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,594
And all the equipment
in the gym downstairs
is state-of-the-art.
355
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,889
Plus daily fitness
classes, yoga,
spinning, Zumba.
356
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,434
And of course, we're
walking distance to SFMOMA,
the Yerba Buena Gardens,
357
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,561
and all the shops
along Mission Street.
358
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,438
Good heavens. Zumba!
359
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:03,69
Well, and there's spinning.
I've always wanted to
do spinning, or try it anyway.
360
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,655
So why don't we, uh,
go outside and look
at the fire pit.
361
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,823
Okay.
362
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,326
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
363
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,44
Mr. Smith, thank you
so much for asking
that question.
364
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,88
That is such an
important question.
365
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:26,551
Um, as a mother myself,
public safety is one of
my utmost concerns.
366
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,429
And... With just...
And Bob Little just
cut you off,
367
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,638
‘cause you gave him
a really long pause.
368
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,806
| have stage fright
sometimes.
369
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,57
I'm trying to get
through that.
But we don't wanna
370
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,142
see that you have
stage fright.
| Know.
371
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,270
If I'm in the audience,
I'm checking my cell phone.
You're boring me.
372
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,772
Sorry. Um, uh...
Where did...
373
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,316
You know what? Make it...
Make it very specific.
374
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,361
If you talk about
your children being safe
375
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,530
and how public safety
affects them or...
376
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,657
I'm trying to do all that,
but you keep interrupting me.
377
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,117
That's going to
happen tonight.
378
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,202
It's a debate, okay?
So just get used to it.
379
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,163
Mommy!
Hey, my girl.
380
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,873
Are you kidding me
right now?
No, no, no, no.
381
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,957
Oh, just a little break.
382
00:15:58,40 --> 00:16:00,460
Just a little hug.
| know, | know.
| can't. All right, come on.
383
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,752
I'm sorry, yeah.
We're sorry about that.
384
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,05
Can you just give her
a quick diaper change?
385
00:16:04,88 --> 00:16:05,298
She's gonna handle
the diaper change.
Thank you.
386
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,175
I'll need a coffee
in a second anyway.
CHRIS: Okay.
387
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,427
Okay, I'm gonna throw
a softball at you.
388
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,555
Sweating.
My kids are in aclass
with 32 kids this year.
389
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,390
What are you gonna do
to improve
the school system?
390
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,350
This is your wedge.
This is your passion.
391
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,19
Totally. | got this.
That's easy, | got it.
Let me see it.
392
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,563
Improving our education system
is the single biggest
reason that
393
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,316
| wanted to become
your mayor of Berkeley.
394
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,985
Uh, we've got to empower
our students and our parents
395
00:16:26,68 --> 00:16:28,362
with more choices and
more access. Think about this.
396
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,31
| want to expand
charters and magnets.
397
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,115
You're boring me.
You're boring me!
398
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,366
Don't. I'm not done
with my thought.
399
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,118
Yeah, | don't care
about your thought.
400
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,244
| want you to be personal.
401
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,412
You're so negative right now.
402
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,622
Dig in.
Dig in right there.
403
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,873
Ow! God!
Right there, okay?
404
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,208
Talk about Max!
405
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,377
How the education system
has affected him.
406
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,796
He's a child
with special needs.
And how it's not fair.
407
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,881
Okay, next.
408
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,591
That some children get
discriminated against.
409
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,717
Blah, blah, blah.
Next question.
410
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,12
I'm not talking about my son.
I'm not talking about
his Asperger's. I'm sorry.
411
00:16:53,95 --> 00:16:54,263
I'll stick to the topics.
But I'm not doing that.
412
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,724
Are you kidding me?
This is the basis of
our platform.
413
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,59
You don't want to
talk about...
No.
414
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,602
Why you're passionate
about education...
It's not...
415
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,772
Heather.
I'm passionate about...
How your son's been affected?
416
00:17:03,64 --> 00:17:05,358
Education's my platform.
Not my son.
417
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,403
Okay? That's it.
He's off-limits.
Next question. Go.
418
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,531
All right.
419
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,491
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING)
420
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,664
Hey. These guys
are sounding great!
421
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,209
The sound of, uh, five turds
in perfect harmony.
422
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,795
What's your problem?
| drove a Beetle bug
to work.
423
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,381
Yeah?
A sea foam green
Beetle bug to work.
424
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,715
What, is your car
in the shop
or something?
425
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:34,428
No. My car is gone forever.
It was used as a trade-in
against a minivan.
426
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,806
A miniature van that
Jasmine made us get.
(LAUGHS) Are you serious?
427
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,724
Oh! Welcome to the club.
Oh, you enjoy that?
428
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,17
Yeah.
You seem very excited
about that.
429
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,19
My brother Crosby's
a minivan man.
430
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,64
You're in the club, bro.
What's wrong, man?
They're practical.
431
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,649
You like them?
Easy in and out
with the kids.
432
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,817
They can haul
a lot of stuff.
433
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,318
They got to you.
Listen to yourself.
434
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,404
You know you weren't
always like this.
Always like what?
435
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,31
Well, you Know, wearing
corduroys and listening
to Norah Jones
436
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,866
and going to bed
before 11:00.
What's wrong with corduroys?
437
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,285
Well, | don't need to
compensate. You know?
438
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm not afraid
of the minivan.
439
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,664
Well, they're sending
a direct, clear message
to females.
440
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,458
(LAUGHS) Listen to me.
You're a husband,
you're a father, too.
441
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,210
You're a businessman. Okay?
442
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,420
A minivan is not
age appropriate for...
443
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,629
You just got to be a little
more responsible.
444
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,257
Even a 75-year-old man
shouldn't drive around in
a closet with four wheels.
445
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,217
You can keep swimming
against the current,
tiring yourself out.
446
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,11
Or you can slip on
some corduroys and
just relax, man.
447
00:18:15,94 --> 00:18:16,95
Yeah.
They're very
comfortable, okay?
448
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,724
Or maybe | just get a
tattoo across my forehead
that says "neutered."
449
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,183
(LAUGHS)
What do you think?
450
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,351
No, you're a
minivan man now.
451
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,519
(OLIVER SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
452
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,313
Oh, it's one of the
rock 'n roll kids.
453
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,315
How about that action, huh?
454
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,525
Sounded great.
God, great.
You want to go again?
455
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,110
No, that was perfect.
That was the take.
456
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,361
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Right?
457
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,363
Hey! Come on!
458
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,367
So, we were thinking
of maybe doing about
some day drinking?
459
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,536
Uh, I'm not a big
midday drinker.
460
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,38
Yeah! You love
midday drinking.
461
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,497
Come on.
| don't want to get bloated.
462
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,708
I'm in.
OLIVER:
Ah! Somebody's a man.
463
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,917
All right. All right.
OLIVER: Let's do this!
464
00:18:47,01 --> 00:18:48,836
You want to join me?
No, I'm good.
465
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,630
You afraid to soil
your corduroys?
You enjoy yourself.
466
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,340
Why did that guy
yell at us?
467
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,674
Some people are
just rude, sweetie.
468
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,884
That guy was awesome.
469
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,345
Oh, please let this
not be a crazy person.
470
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,389
This isn't like
trick-or-treating at all.
471
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,16
You said it'd be like
trick-or-treating.
472
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,976
You fell for that?
Stop!
473
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,562
This sucks.
You're just too spoiled.
474
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,147
Okay! Okay!
475
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,940
Put on your
good children faces.
476
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,486
Hey!
Hey, Julia, hi!
477
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,655
You live here?
478
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,73
Yeah, this is my place.
479
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,491
Wow. (LAUGHS)
480
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,201
(LAUGHS)
What are you doing?
481
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:24,288
Uh. Oh. We were canvassing
for my sister-in-law,
who's running for mayor.
482
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:27,83
So I'm supposed to
give you this whole spiel.
But I'll soare you.
483
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,543
Sydney! Do you want
to come in?
Yeah!
484
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,129
No, Char, they're busy.
Please, Mom?
485
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,383
Unless you want to
take a break?
486
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,636
| mean, you can
come in if you want.
Oh.
487
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,182
A pit-stop.
Ten minutes, okay?
Perfect.
488
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,435
Okay.
They're so well-behaved.
489
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,355
I've bribed them
with computer games.
(LAUGHS)
490
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,734
(KNOCKING)
Hey.
491
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,528
Hi. How's it going?
492
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,780
Good. Yeah.
Can | come in?
493
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,990
Am | gonna get in trouble
for being here?
494
00:20:00,74 --> 00:20:01,659
You're not gonna get
in trouble, no.
I'm always confused,
495
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,828
like I'm gonna get in
trouble even though
I'm a grown-up.
496
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,747
You're not.
You're also not a grown-up.
But...
497
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,541
That's rude.
Um, what are you doing?
498
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,835
Nothing.
I'm done.
Okay.
499
00:20:12,86 --> 00:20:14,505
What's up?
(SIGHS) Not too much.
Just, um...
500
00:20:16,48 --> 00:20:17,675
You know,
you're my best friend.
501
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,970
Most important person
in the world to me. (LAUGHS)
502
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:26,642
So, um, basically Ryan and |
have decided that we want to
get married at City Hall.
503
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,978
And so we want you to
be our special witness.
504
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,898
Why are you...
Why are you doing that?
What happened to the wedding?
505
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,650
Um, we just didn't want to
do it anymore.
506
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,361
Like, a big to-do and like,
all the stuff.
507
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,71
It just started to get,
like, really stressful.
508
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,115
And | just don't want to
deal with it anymore,
you know?
509
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,241
So we're just gonna...
Yeah.
510
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,617
We're just gonna
do it. Okay?
Okay.
511
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,35
Yeah. That's exciting!
(LAUGHS)
512
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,287
When is it gonna be?
513
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,414
Um, probably like
really soon.
514
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,624
Like, in the next
couple of days.
515
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,43
My God.
Everyone can make it?
516
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,298
Well, | mean, (SIGHS)
it wouldn't be like,
everyone.
517
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,91
Just family...
518
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:04,263
Well, it would probably
just be like, us.
519
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,725
Like, you and me
and Ryan and...
What about Mom?
520
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,393
What about Mom?
521
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,228
|! mean, | understand...
522
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,105
You can't get married
without Mom there, Amber.
523
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,690
I'm gonna tell her
like, right after.
524
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,25
We'll have like, a thing
or something. It's fine.
525
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,359
She'll be devastated.
526
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,320
Drew. | don't care.
You know she would care.
527
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,782
Well, whatever. | don't care
about Mom because I've tried
to plan a wedding
528
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,368
with her and she's been
really stressful about it
and unsupportive
529
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,704
and it feels like
she doesn't even want me
to get married anyway.
530
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,956
So | don't even really
want her to be there.
531
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,458
Yeah.
532
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,710
‘Cause it's not about her,
you know?
It's about what | want.
533
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,754
| know it's not.
It's definitely not.
534
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,673
What?
What's your problem?
535
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:43,594
I'm... I'm here for you.
| just... | can't do that.
536
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,642
I'm not...
I'm not saying l...
537
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,478
Amber, please,
just think about...
538
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,325
The sushi boat
at Elephant Sushi.
539
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,660
Oh!
Amazing.
540
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,911
No, that's great.
Yeah.
541
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,955
That's like the big like,
pirate ship
filled with sushi?
542
00:22:11,38 --> 00:22:12,81
Yes. Yes!
543
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,999
Oh!
Oh. That's good.
544
00:22:14,83 --> 00:22:17,419
It's so good. Oh, my God.
| miss expense accounts.
545
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,546
Oh, yeah.
546
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:19,755
| had the best purses.
547
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,507
So did I.
(LAUGHS)
548
00:22:23,08 --> 00:22:24,802
Oh, | miss so much.
549
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,513
Yeah.
| pretty much
miss everything.
550
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,433
Yeah.
| mean, even the stuff
| hated, | miss.
551
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,436
You know, | did this thing
with my therapist one time.
552
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,647
You're in therapy?
Oh, yeah, big time.
553
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,608
Like, a pie chart, and
she said, "Give me alist
of all the things
554
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,236
“that make you feel good
about yourself and
555
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,154
“then you're gonna tell me
what percentages they are."
556
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,448
| said, "Okay, um...
So work."
557
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,201
And then | said,
“Being a father."
558
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,286
Mmm-hmm.
559
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,621
She said,
"What about hobbies?"
560
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,498
Hobbies?
What are those?
Exactly.
561
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:59,253
So, anyway, it's like,
75% work
562
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,422
and 25% being a father.
Mmm-hmm.
563
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,341
| was really lying.
It's more like 90%-10%.
564
00:23:05,50 --> 00:23:06,135
You lie to your therapist?
565
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,595
Oh, yeah. All the time.
566
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:10,139
Come on. | don't want her
to think I'm a jerk.
567
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,765
Yep.
(LAUGHS)
568
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,184
But really,
the point is,
569
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,62
like, | know | was
a really good salesman.
570
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,314
Yeah.
571
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,983
I'm just not so sure
I'm a good father.
572
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,30
Yeah.
(SIGHS)
573
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,490
Well, at least you have
a hobby now
574
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,909
with the
sustainability committee.
575
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,911
Ah! Well, yeah, of course!
576
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,495
And that makes you feel
great about yourself.
577
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,456
Green team! God.
578
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,916
Do you have any food?
I'm hungry.
579
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,834
Oh, Victor, that's rude.
I'm sorry.
580
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,85
You know, we should
probably go.
No, it's not...
581
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,754
Anyway, we should
get going.
582
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,47
I'm starving.
583
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,341
The troops are hungry.
584
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,512
Uh...
Fish sticks, 15 minutes?
585
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:51,847
Let's do it.
586
00:23:52,14 --> 00:23:53,98
Okay.
587
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,310
You know what?
1am so sick of kid food.
588
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,937
Yes. Yeah.
What do you say
589
00:23:58,20 --> 00:24:01,774
we make something, | don't
Know, like we used to eat
when we were normal people?
590
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,484
Okay. (LAUGHS)
All right.
591
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:18,165
| Knew it. You wait for
us all to move out and
then you build a pool.
592
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,960
It's not a pool.
It's a fire pit
for your mother.
593
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,504
What does she want
with a fire pit?
594
00:24:24,46 --> 00:24:27,341
Well, | just thought it'd
be a nice little addition,
that's all.
595
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,634
Weird.
596
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:34,98
You're getting a fire pit?
| didn't even know you
wanted a fire pit.
597
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,432
Neither did I.
598
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,477
(SIGHS)
599
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,313
How's Amber?
How's the wedding
planning going?
600
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,690
(SIGHS)
601
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,319
Uh-oh. What happened?
602
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,864
(SIGHS)
| told her | thought
she was too young.
603
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,575
Oh. Huh!
How'd that go?
604
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:58,330
Oh, great. Really wonderful.
She's not speaking to me.
But besides that...
605
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,791
And you're surprised?
Well, yes, I'm surprised.
606
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,585
I'm surprised she wouldn't
want my opinion.
607
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,921
| mean, she's 21 years old.
Why can't she wait?
608
00:25:06,05 --> 00:25:09,633
She doesn't want to wait.
She's in love and she
wants to get married now.
609
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,12
What is that?
610
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,346
What?
611
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:18,600
Huh? I'm sorry, what?
That's... That's... Oh!
612
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,729
Mother, it's not just
like me and Seth.
613
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,564
It's not like me and Seth.
It's not.
It's exactly the same.
614
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,65
It's exactly the same.
615
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,608
No, it isn't.
616
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,570
How many times did we tell
you, "Slow down and wait.
617
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,239
"What's the big rush?
Why do you have
to do it now?"
618
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,657
Remember?
(SIGHS)
619
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,245
What do you think
we should've said
back then?
620
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,789
(SIGHS)
621
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,833
| Know what | wish
we'd said.
622
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:44,835
What?
Nothing.
623
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:48,130
Because you were gonna
be with Seth anyway.
624
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:53,135
And because we said something,
we kind of lost you there
for a couple years.
625
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,846
And we missed you.
626
00:25:58,57 --> 00:25:59,141
Those are my choices?
627
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,518
| just stand by and...
628
00:26:02,61 --> 00:26:04,104
And watch her make
a huge mistake,
629
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,815
or | lose my relationship
with her altogether?
630
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,735
Amber's gonna do what
her heart tells her to do.
631
00:26:10,27 --> 00:26:12,237
You know, and maybe
it'll be a mistake,
and maybe it won't.
632
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:15,657
But you're gonna have
to get out of her way.
633
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,828
It's hard.
634
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,538
Yeah.
635
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,208
It is, isn't it?
636
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,759
Here we go. Here we go.
This one's it.
This one's for the goal.
637
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,94
| make this one,
638
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,846
you guys have to live
with the humiliation of
then being beaten
639
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,598
by a guy who drives
a minivan.
640
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,58
Drum roll, please!
641
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,310
ALL: Ohl!
642
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,687
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, baby!
643
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,189
Bottoms up!
644
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,650
I'll join you as
an act of solidarity.
645
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,235
No, rematch! | want
a rematch on that.
646
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,319
We're doing a do-over.
647
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,529
CROSBY: There's no
rematches.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
648
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,613
OLIVER: Do-overs!
| called do-overs.
649
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,698
Okay. Shh!
It's my wife.
650
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,77
Hey, hon.
651
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,496
Yeah, looking forward to it.
652
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,415
Uh-huh.
653
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,376
Diaper cream. Got it.
(LAUGHING)
654
00:27:09,02 --> 00:27:10,671
Love you, too. Bye.
655
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,91
Okay, crap. | totally forgot
that | have dinner
at my mother-in-law's.
656
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,926
| got to go get
soy ice cream right now
for her
657
00:27:16,09 --> 00:27:17,678
and some, uh, baby
diaper rash cream.
658
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,222
Ah. I'm so soft.
I'm outta here. Okay?
659
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,266
You guys got to come, too.
Crosby.
660
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,600
You shouldn't drive.
661
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,436
I'm not gonna drive.
I'm gonna take a cab over
to the grocery store,
662
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,730
and then I'll take
another one over to
my mother-in-law's.
663
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,941
Why don't you just have
your wife pick you up?
664
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,403
Light bulb! Yes. Yes.
And then she could give...
That's a good idea.
665
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,446
...US a lift home.
She's not going to
be up for that.
666
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,781
And then we would be
responsible humans.
667
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,199
That could work.
All right, I'm going
to call her.
668
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:42,244
Oh, and there's a sweet
burger joint that we could
hit on the way home.
669
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:45,789
Yeah, | do want a burger.
Honey! Hey, could you...
670
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,583
Don't be mad at me, please.
671
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,252
Could you think you could
pick me up at the
Luncheonette with my...
672
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,587
A couple of
my good buddies?
673
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,838
Okay, so that one's done.
674
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,216
How many single new home
building permits were
approved in 2012?
675
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,10
| like red.
Max. | don't have to
know that for sure.
676
00:27:58,93 --> 00:28:00,53
Five.
No, you're wrong.
The answer's five.
677
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,263
No, it's too gathered
in the center.
678
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,432
It's in the packet.
You told me to quiz you
on what's in the packet.
679
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,934
| don't have to know
the exact number. | just
have to have a take on it.
680
00:28:06,18 --> 00:28:08,61
You don't know this
at all. You're not gonna be
ready for the debate.
681
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,772
| couldn't even memorize
all of these and | have a
really excellent memory.
682
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,608
| know that, babe.
HEATHER:
Okay, um, this green?
683
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,568
My memory's a lot better
than yours.
| like this.
684
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,278
But you don't really have to
worry about the debate,
685
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,614
because the poll said that
it's statistically impossible
for you to win.
686
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,449
No, Max. No, it's not.
Don't say that.
687
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,367
MAX: Well, it's not
absolutely impossible because
688
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:24,119
Harry Truman won
the presidential election
in 1948.
689
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,329
See? Look at that.
Okay.
690
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,915
With only .17% of the
primary popular vote.
Do you have nail polish on?
691
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,41
This one.
I'll use that one.
692
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,417
But then he dropped an
atomic bomb on Japan.
693
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,961
I'm not gonna drop an
atomic bomb on anybody.
694
00:28:33,45 --> 00:28:35,172
Oh, my God.
It smells stale.
(SNEEZES)
695
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,300
Please. I'm...
| think the reason you're
doing so bad in the polls...
696
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,886
Oh, my God!
...1S because you don't
have a vending machine.
697
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,638
| promised everybody
a vending machine...
All right!
698
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,20
Oh, my gosh!
This looks amazing.
699
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,189
Well, you made the sauce.
| just plated it.
700
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,483
Well, you have excellent
plating skills.
(LAUGHS)
701
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,651
It's better than ours.
702
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,902
No, it's not. Trust me.
703
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,821
Oh, God. That's... (SNIFFS)
Oh, it's disgusting.
704
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,115
Isn't it, Julia?
Uh-huh. | can barely
choke this down.
705
00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:03,992
This is... (LAUGHS)
706
00:29:04,76 --> 00:29:07,788
You're lying.
Mmm, no. Well, maybe
a little bit.
707
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,873
Sydney, don't forget
your carrots.
708
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,959
At home we only have
to eat four carrots.
709
00:29:12,42 --> 00:29:14,795
Four carrots? What kind
of hovel are you
running over there?
710
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,797
Listen...
Four?
711
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,882
How about more
than four tonight?
Hello?
712
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,133
Mommy!
713
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,345
Hi! Hi, guys!
(CLEARS THROAT)
714
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,98
Oh!
Hey!
715
00:29:27,57 --> 00:29:28,725
Colleen, you
remember Julia.
716
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,560
Hi!
Uh, Victor and
Sydney's mom.
717
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,980
Hi! Uh... Yes.
Yes! Hi, Julia.
718
00:29:33,63 --> 00:29:35,691
How are you?
I'm good, thank you!
We're just, um...
719
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,776
Um, we were just leaving.
We were canvassing
the neighborhood.
720
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,654
My sister-in-law's
running for mayor.
721
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,781
And then the kids
ran into each other,
and they were hungry,
722
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,950
and so here we are. And...
But we're just leaving.
723
00:29:45,33 --> 00:29:46,243
So, let's go.
| didn't get to finish
my dinner.
724
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,453
That's okay.
ED: You don't have to leave!
They can finish their dinner.
725
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,705
No, no, no, no.
That's so kind of you,
726
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:50,831
but Daddy's waiting
for us at home.
727
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,457
| didn't even finish
my carrots either.
That's okay.
728
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,42
Let's go now.
729
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,836
Come on, Victor, let's go.
730
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,298
And, um...
It was so great to
see you, Colleen.
731
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,383
It was really nice
to see you.
Thanks.
732
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,468
Yeah.
Have a good night!
733
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,470
You guys, too.
Good luck with
the campaign.
734
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,972
Yes! Thank you.
Bye.
735
00:30:07,55 --> 00:30:08,682
No problem.
See you soon!
736
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,185
You hungry?
737
00:30:13,61 --> 00:30:14,229
Yeah.
738
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,606
JASMINE: Who's got the,
uh, double cheeseburger?
739
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,191
ALL: Me! Me, me!
740
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,985
Oh, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
741
00:30:20,68 --> 00:30:22,321
No fighting or
no one gets anything.
742
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,614
I'm gonna watch the baby
every night this week,
| promise.
743
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:26,408
Good, for two weeks.
Here you go.
Okay.
744
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,828
How'd you get
such a hot wife?
745
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,456
| Knocked her up.
Oh, God.
746
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:36,43
All right, listen up!
We have to be home
in 20 minutes.
747
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:39,421
So whoever lives the closest,
that's where everyone
is getting out. So...
748
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,89
We all live together.
749
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,716
(LAUGHS HUMORLESSLY)
750
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,509
Of course you do.
They live together!
751
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:50,557
Oh, wait, wait. Wait!
Oh, you have television
in this car!
752
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,17
Yes, we do.
What do we watch?
What do we get to watch?
753
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,186
Well, you get SpongeBob and
Adventure Time, those are
your choices.
754
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,604
Oh! Oh, Adventure Time!
755
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,356
Yes, that's the right pick.
There you go.
756
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,815
Adventure Time, it is.
757
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:02,444
OLIVER: Oh! | want to live
in this vehicle
of the future!
758
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,820
Crosby?
Yeah.
759
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,113
You have the best wife ever.
760
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,616
Yeah. She's all right.
761
00:31:12,37 --> 00:31:13,288
(DOOR OPENING)
762
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,208
Hi, Daddy!
Ohl! :
763
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,419
Hey! There you are.
Wow.
764
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,546
Hey, guys! Look at you.
What is this?
765
00:31:22,47 --> 00:31:25,634
Hey, studly. How are ya?
Look at you guys! Awesome.
766
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,803
This is something here.
767
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,679
Ah, this is, uh...
This would be dinner.
768
00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:32,140
| see that.
| thought, uh, you know,
back in the day,
769
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,767
we used to
eat as a family.
770
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,435
| thought we could
maybe do that again.
771
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:36,978
So, Chicken Parmesan.
We already ate.
772
00:31:37,62 --> 00:31:38,855
Well...
Fish sticks.
773
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,191
Not your kind.
A snack, on a play date.
774
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,945
Listen, if you guys aren't
hungry, why don't you go find
something to watch on TV.
775
00:31:45,28 --> 00:31:46,738
lam starving.
TV?
776
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,282
On a school night?
On a school night.
777
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,201
Let's go.
lam...
778
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:54,121
Wow, you must
really be hungry.
779
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,289
lam starving.
If you're letting them watch
TV ona school night.
780
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:59,126
I'm starving, myself.
| didn't have
any fish sticks.
781
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,628
Okay, good. Um...
782
00:32:03,04 --> 00:32:07,300
| wanted to say I'm sorry.
| felt really bad
for bailing on canvassing.
783
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:11,12
Oh.
And, uh, | just... I...
784
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,683
| Know | have been
really stressed
785
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:19,604
and just wanted to say that,
uh, you've been doing such
a good job with these two.
786
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,691
And, um, and | couldn't
be able...
787
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:26,570
Be able to do what I'm doing
without you, SO...
788
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,200
So, thank you.
789
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,626
Ready to eat
all of this?
790
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,836
All of it.
791
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,754
I'm So...
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
792
00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:46,47
Sorry.
793
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,593
I'm so glad that you
asked that question.
794
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:52,929
As a citizen of Berkeley
for the past 25 years,
795
00:32:53,13 --> 00:32:57,100
and a mother of three,
public safety is
my utmost concern.
796
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,643
Just learning
how to navigate.
BOB: | can attest to that.
797
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,729
Kristina and |
worked together.
798
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,106
| was...
And she is
a wonderful mother.
799
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,232
Thank you.
800
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,110
But | think it's a little bit
more complicated than that.
801
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,195
(MOUTHING)
802
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,447
As the Comptroller
of Berkeley,
during my tenure...
803
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,742
You cut back on police
foot patrols in almost
every neighborhood.
804
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,327
Sorry to interrupt, Bob.
Couldn't help myself.
805
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,995
I'm so glad that you
brought that up, Tony.
806
00:33:17,78 --> 00:33:20,40
You know, when my daughter
was little, she used to
walk to school by herself.
807
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,124
She's now in college...
I'm sorry, Kristina,
808
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,627
I'd just like to finish
this one thought, only
because it's so important.
809
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,295
And Tony, thank you
for the opportunity.
810
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:28,173
Peace of mind is
absolutely worth it.
811
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,133
And that's why
as Comptroller...
(MOUTHING)
812
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,469
...L laid the groundwork
for a new system.
813
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:36,348
Residents themselves could
review crime data within
their own neighborhood
814
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:37,682
and across the city.
815
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:42,20
Opening the doors of City Hall
is just the beginning
of a dialogue between
816
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:45,440
the Mayor's office
and the good people
of this community.
817
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:49,611
So that you don't just know
what decisions we're making,
but why we're making them.
818
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:53,949
And shouldn't the good people
of Berkeley expect that
out of their government?
819
00:33:54,32 --> 00:33:55,325
Thank you.
820
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,535
(APPLAUSE)
821
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,665
BOB: Thank you. Thank you.
822
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,01
Thank you, Mr. Little.
Anyone else?
823
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,06
Next question comes
from Caroline Lee.
824
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,510
Hi.
Hi, Caroline.
825
00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:14,970
Hi, Caroline.
826
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,973
Um, my question is
about my daughter.
827
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:24,312
We're new to town
and I've just put Emma in
the public school system.
828
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:28,191
Um, Emma is special needs,
she's deaf.
829
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:35,532
And over and over,
I've been promised that
she would have more help.
830
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,452
And she doesn't. And...
831
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,750
Well, actually, you know,
| have some experience
in this arena.
832
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:46,835
I'd love to just jump
on this question.
833
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,629
As a product of
the Berkeley public school
system myself,
834
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,632
| can attest that the school
system here is probably
the best in the state.
835
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:54,926
You know what, Bob?
With all due respect,
836
00:34:55,10 --> 00:34:57,345
| think Caroline was talking
about the school system now,
837
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,930
not when you were there.
Sorry.
838
00:34:59,14 --> 00:35:02,17
So, Caroline, how old
is your daughter?
She's 10.
839
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,477
And | have
an 8-year-old son.
Oh.
840
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,22
| have a son Max,
he's 13.
841
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,275
And, um, he was
in the public school system.
842
00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,819
He was. And then he went
to private, now he's
back in public.
843
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,697
So when | say that
| understand what you're
going through,
844
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,866
believe me,
my husband and l,
845
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,410
we understand what you're
going through completely.
846
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,912
You know, people say
that the Berkeley public
school system is
847
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,497
one of the best
in the state.
848
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,374
And | tend to agree
with that.
849
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:30,86
And while they work
for most kids,
850
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:33,506
what Caroline and |
understand is that what
works for some kids,
851
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,843
doesn't always work
for all kids.
Like your Emma and my Max.
852
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:41,14
And if that isn't the case,
then | feel like
the system is broken.
853
00:35:48,63 --> 00:35:49,648
My son has
Asperger's Syndrome.
854
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,941
And, um,
my husband and |
have fought
855
00:35:52,25 --> 00:35:56,112
the system time and time
again to make sure
he gets what he needs.
856
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,240
(VOICE SHAKING)
That he's not overlooked.
857
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:02,661
And | can see that that's how
you're feeling right now.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
858
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,79
To say the least.
859
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,623
You know, my son,
Max, is a fighter.
860
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:10,210
And I'm telling you what,
he will not give up until
he gets what he wants.
861
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:14,422
And sometimes,
as a parent, that can be
a little challenging.
862
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,716
I'm sure you all can...
863
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,843
Can relate to that.
(LAUGHTER)
864
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:23,390
But on behalf of Max,
I've become a fighter, too.
865
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:28,144
And if I'm elected your mayor
of Berkeley, | promise
to fight for you.
866
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:31,564
| promise to fight
for your specific child.
867
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,817
To make sure that she gets
what she needs.
868
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,194
| can promise you that.
869
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,198
You know, I'm just
gonna, um...
870
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,201
Okay. So sorry. I...
871
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,80
I'll be right back.
872
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,458
I'd like to give you
my number.
873
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,293
| want you to call me.
| mean that.
874
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:55,04
| will fight for you
and | will work for you.
875
00:36:55,88 --> 00:36:57,48
| promise. | will do
whatever it takes.
876
00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:00,885
Thank you.
| just want to
give you a hug.
877
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,221
(CROWD CHEERING)
878
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,941
Millie! Millie, Millie!
879
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:19,279
Check her out, come on!
If you will.
880
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,240
What do you think?
881
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,537
Oh, Zeek.
Thanks for doing
this for me.
882
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,289
Yeah. Guess what?
883
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:31,541
Contain yourself.
884
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,626
(CHUCKLES)
885
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,713
Huh? Look at this!
886
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,717
Yep.
It's beautiful.
887
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:46,55
| talked to Linda,
the real estate agent.
888
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:49,350
And | told her
we weren't interested
in the condo. So...
889
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,728
Ah, jeez.
Well, | never said that.
890
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,607
Oh, come on, Zeek.
| Know you too well.
You'd be miserable there.
891
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,733
You'd hate it.
892
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:02,30
Okay. I'm sorry, Millie.
| tried, you know?
893
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,823
| Know you did.
894
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,915
My art class is going
to Italy for a month.
895
00:38:13,82 --> 00:38:15,293
I've known about it
for a while, but
| didn't say anything
896
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:19,714
because | knew you'd be
uncomfortable with my
being away for that long.
897
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:23,09
But they leave on Friday.
898
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,181
And I've decided that
| want to go.
899
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:32,60
So, I'm gonna go.
900
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,63
By myself.
901
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,877
Huh, not bad.
902
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,632
Hey.
Oh, hey.
903
00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:03,842
What you doing?
904
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,135
I'm, uh...
I'm embracing the minivan.
905
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,388
Really?
Yeah, | like it.
906
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:09,848
I'm starting to...
907
00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,891
I've discovered some things.
908
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,977
Really? Like what?
Yeah, yeah.
909
00:39:14,60 --> 00:39:15,937
Check this out. Ooh!
910
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,107
The seat reclines
in the back.
Ooh, wait a minute.
911
00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,525
Are you kidding me?
912
00:39:21,25 --> 00:39:23,194
Uh-huh. Yeah.
You like that, huh?
Yeah, uh...
913
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,446
Uh-huh. Hmm.
See?
914
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,614
It's not so bad, huh?
915
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,241
It's good, right?
Yeah.
916
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:32,287
| mean, if I've got to
own a minivan with anyone,
I'm glad it's you.
917
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,873
Really?
Yeah.
918
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,291
Aw! Me, too.
919
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,42
You, too?
Yes! (CHUCKLING)
920
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:46,676
Mom! Mom!
921
00:39:47,10 --> 00:39:49,137
Yes, babe.
Look at this.
922
00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:54,100
KRISTINA: Huh.
923
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,353
Mom, you won the debate!
You're a Statistical anomaly!
924
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,22
lam.
ADAM: How about that?
925
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,648
I'm a statistical anomaly.
You always have been.
926
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,651
You still have a lot of work
to do because you're really
behind in the polls, so...
927
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,278
Why don't we just enjoy
this? Let your mom
have a day off.
928
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,404
I'm a statistical anomaly.
929
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,822
No, you don't get
a day off if you
work in politics.
930
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,408
| mean, look!
You came from behind
and you won the debate.
931
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,618
You could actually win
this thing.
932
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,745
It's official, honey,
you're a contender.
933
00:40:15,79 --> 00:40:16,581
| could actually win
this thing.
Yeah, you could.
934
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,249
| could win.
935
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,544
There's an article | like
a lot, too, on the back here.
936
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:23,880
"Cost of energy is acid
test for gubernatorial
candidates."
937
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,299
(CONTINUES READING
INDISTINCTLY)
938
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,23
Hi. Sorry,
it's so early.
Hey.
939
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,317
It's okay. What's up?
(WHISPERS)
Are you up? Or is he up?
940
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,944
He's not up yet.
He's still sleeping.
941
00:40:46,27 --> 00:40:48,196
But we were up
late last night.
942
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,281
But what's...
What's going on?
943
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:57,914
I'm sorry.
944
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,341
I'm so sorry.
945
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:16,224
| trust you and
| believe in you.
946
00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:20,395
Can we please do
this together?
947
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,66
Of course.
(SNIFFLING)
Yeah?
948
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:27,652
(SOBBING) Yeah.
949
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:30,446
Oh, my girl.
Oh, my girl!
950
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,994
| missed you so much.
951
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:43,543
You're so much
smarter than | was.
You're nothing like me.
952
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:47,130
He's nothing like Dad.
Okay?
953
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,340
| Know that, really.
954
00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:52,760
Okay? | just don't
want to miss out.
955
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,471
| don't want to miss out.
956
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,98
Okay?
Thank you.
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