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I'm Lexi, and I'm a mom.

My days are filled with meetings, meetings, and more meetings.

I eat my shitty lunch and try to work out once a week.

And then, of course, there are PTA meetings, volunteering, and parent

conferences. Don't forget doctors, dentists, soccer, school dances.

Today is the first day of school, and my boss made me take the day off so he can

have the office to himself.

My husband is withholding the dick because I'm so fertile, so today I'm

fuck the shit out of myself.

That is, as soon as the last one gets the hell out of the house.

alcohol check.

Dildos and vibrators check.

Sexy clothes check.

forward to getting off for days, and now this?

What are you doing home?

I'm so sorry. I didn't realize my uniform was in my locker. They changed

dress code, and yeah.

Can't you just change and go back?

No. I'm not allowed back until tomorrow, but it's okay. I can just do my

studying in my room. Totally fine.

Fine. Okay.

Don't make any noise, and don't come in my room.

Okay. Um, we don't have to tell my dad about this.

You know how he kind of overreacts about things. I won't tell your dad, but

leave me alone.

Oh my god, what are you doing? You're my stepmom!

... ... ...

um um

Oh, my tongue feels so bad.

Whoa.

get something out of this

Are you talking to me? Yeah, fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh,

yes.

Okay, let's do it

Really?

Fuck me.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Fuck yes!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I don't know what's going to pop up in my throat.

Thank you.

Oh, did your dad kiss me?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Just splattered all over my face.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Give it to me.

Oh, my God. Give it to me.

Cover my face with your coat.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Do it now. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Now go to your room and study.

It's okay.

Hey. But you promised not to tell my dad, you know, about me being a little

suspended today.

That and this will be our little secret.

Awesome.

I might not be a good stepmom, but I sure do get the job done.