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Good morning viewers. Welcome to another

broadcast day at WBOR.

The easy viewing, easy listening station.

We begin our broadcast with

the Binky the Clown Show, have a nice day.

Hey kids! Whoa!

Get your lazy bottoms outta bed

and do jumping jacks with Binky the Clown.

One two, one two, one two, one two, one two, one two, one two.

What am I doing?

Remember kids, if you don't exercise with

Binkey, you're gonna grow up to be worthless.

I hate you Binky. Where's my remote control?

What do you care you loser?

You don't want to be

lazy, do you?

You gotta get into good shape for tonight, kids.

Because this is the night you can get a lot of candy.

Take that, Binky! Aha!

Wait a minute.

Did he say we could get a lot of candy tonight?

Binky, Binky come back.

Where are you, Binky old buddy?

That's right, kids. Tonight is Halloween

night, and we wanna be in great shape to

trick or treat for all that candy, don't we?

Yes we do.

♪ This is the night

This is the night

I was created for

Im gonna put on my best disguise

go knocking on everybodys door

This is the night.

I'm gonna hit the street

'Cause this is the night

Folks are giving away

So many good things to eat!

Oh people...

You know life could be so sweet

If everynight was a night to go Trick or Treat!

Trick or Treat

Wouldn't it be sweet?

Trick or Treat!

Just a trick or treat!

Trick or Treat!

Wouldn't it be sweet?

Trick or Treat!

♪ Just a trick or treat! ♪

Halloween's my kind of a holiday.

Not like those other stupid holidays.

I don't get pine needles in my paws.

There's no dumb bunnies, no

fireworks, no relatives, just candy.

Boom, you go out, you get candy it's as simple as that.

Ah!

Simple, that's me.

Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy.

Hello Halloween.

What a glorious day and a

glorious night to go trick or treating.

For candy, candy, candy, candy, candy,

candy, candy, candy, steady yourself, Garfield.

First you gotta get a costume, then you gotta get a sack a sack

to hold all that candy candy candy,

easy boy, first first you gotta get up.

Whaaa. Gotcha.

That's not funny, Garfield.

Then how about this? Now that's funny.

Uh, why can't I stay angry with you, Garfield?

Cuz I'm a cat. Look at the blanket.

Practicing for Halloween?

Practicing? Practicing?

Ha, I'll have you know Halloween's

my middle name, Gar Halloween Field.

You're probably wondering what I'm

feeling with this pumpkin over my head.

Whoah ho, there's a pumpkin on your head.

Hello to you.

I was carving a Jack O'Lantern

until you arrived.

What do you think? It's you.

Well this one is ran.

Mm-hm, this stuff appears to be of the lasagna

Since when did you like pumpkin innards?

Since never.

How about some breakfast?

Oh, no thank you.

I must save room for all

that candy Candy, candy, candy, candy.

Oh, maybe I'll have a sweet roll to tide me over.

Perhaps some bacon and a croissant.

Oh what the heck.

Boo. Boo.

Ha, got you, didn't I? No!

Oh, I knew it was you all the time, Odie.

It's not nice to scare people you know.

What he's so stupid he'd have to

stand on a chair to raise his IQ.

He's ugly too.

It would take two of him to get any uglier.

He's so ugly he wouldn't have to wear

a mask to go trick or treating on Halloween.

Wait a minute. That's it!

If I take Odie trick or treating with me tonight

there will be two sacks to fill not one.

I'll get twice the candy. Candy, candy, candy.

Garfield you are a genius, I know that.

Hey, Odie, old boy!

You know what Halloween night is?

Yeah, well, take that stupid pumpkin

off your head and I'll tell you.

Better. That's a night when dogs have to help cats

go out and get candy.

That's right.

And if a dog does a good job,

he gets a whole piece of candy of his very own.

Well you want to go boy? Huh?

Huh, Want to go out and get candy? Huh?

Do ya? Do you want to go? Huh, huh, huh?

OK, lets go to the attic and find some costumes for tonight.

Now, just between you and me,

there are times when I love that dog.

There should be some great Halloween costumes

up here somewhere, Odie.

Jon has never thrown anything away.

Here's Jon's first bow tie. Tacky.

Some sunglasses.

Cousin Wanda's wig. Aunt Orfa's false teeth.

Yuck. Roy Ogle's rude string.

Stealing wax and all that funny stuff.

Well, I guess there's nothin' here.

Wah! Very funny, Odie.

Come on, let's keep looking.

Eureka. The motherload.

Look at all this great stuff, Odie.

With these costumes we can be anything we want.

What should I be?

I think I have just the costumes for us, Odie.

Argh. It do be a land lubber who be

shoving lasagna in his face.

I declare this putty property in the queen.

Hey. Who do you think you are?

Argh. I be Orange Beard the Pirate Captain and

this be me first mate Odie the Stupid.

Arr. You be havin to make too many peg legs there matey.

You guys look ridiculous. Arr.

I've killed men for saying less than that.

But I'll let yer live, seein as how you're the only man

who'll change me kitty litter.

I suppose you boys are dressed

up to go out trick or treating, huh?

We don't be the welcome wagon, if that's what you mean.

Well, here's a couple of sacks. Have a good time.

Lootin' always be a good time.

Come on, matey, we got a village to pillage.

Don't be out too late.

♪ Sixty men all lost at sea, all of em drunk except for me

was I that had to face the storm

nothing in sight to keep me warm

Yo ho ho ho! Over the raging sea we go!

Yo ho ho ho! Wherever the four winds blow!

Odie will you stop guarding me, there's

nothing to be frightened of, these are kids

just like us we're out trick or treating

for candy just like us look see.

See. Ha ha, I'm no scaredy cat.

♪ I may be lazy...

I may be fat

I don't do laps

and I do not chat

I may be selfish

Yeah and all of that

But the one thing I'm not

Is a Scaredy-cat

The one thing he's not is a Scaredy-cat

I may be bossy

I may lack grace

I don't do sit-ups

To trim my waist

I may be thoughtless, yeah

and all of that

But the one thing I'm not is a Scaredy-cat

The one thing he's not is a Scaredy-cat

I don't have charm

or much pizaz

I don't chase mice

and all that Jazz

I may be sassy

Yes and all of that

but the one thing I'm not

Yeah the one thing I'm not

I said the one thing I'm not

Is a Scare...

D...

The one thing he's not is a Scaredy-cat ♪

Observe carefully, Odie.

I'll teach you some of the finer points of

trick or treating.

Gimme. Oh, how cute.

Here you go, kids.

Methinks you're be a mite stingy with your candy miss.

If you don't reconsider your contribution, I'll give

your living room drapes a taste of me broadsword.

Thank you, a thousand blessings upon your home, ma'am.

Well Odie, we've had a pretty successful evening.

Woof.

Hang on Odie, I just had a brilliant idea.

Look at all those houses across the river over there.

If we could make it across the river the candy is all mine.

Do you hear me? All mine.

Ah, wait a minute.

Am I being too greedy? Should I

share my candy with those less fortunate than me?

Am I missing the spirit of Halloween?

Nah! All mine, mine, I tell you

What have we here? Why, do we have pirate ship

first to get across the river.

I commandeer this ship in the name of Orange Beard the pirate.

Free them oars and shovel off matey.

Appears we're caught up in the current, matey.

Put out the oars.

Oh.

I'd make him walk the plank if I had one.

We be at the mercy of the sea matey.

Top side, top side bend the hatches, trim

the main, sweep the sheets, gibber the gibish.

Forward my mommy.

Some pirate captain I am.

Can't even get a rowboat across a river.

I'll probably float out to sea and never be heard from again.

If I ever get back to land

I'm gonna give up this pirate business.

Stop pretending I'm something I'm not.

I'm just gonna be me.

Garfield, the house cat, gourmet,

overborn, world traveler, jet setting playboy.

Leave me alone, Odie, I'm busy wallowing in self pity.

Arr! Shiver me timbers. It be land ho!

Nice touch.

Look, Odie. There's a light in the window up there.

Someone must actually live in that old house.

Hey, Odie. I know!

Let's investigate.

Okay Odie, here is the plan.

I'll kick the door open you jump in and secure the place.

Are you ready?

Hey tell you what. Let's quietly slip in.

It looks as though the place is deserted.

Let's warm ourselves by the fire.

Ah, this is more like it.

Shut up you two.

That's enough to stop an old man's ticker.

You picked a poor night To come visiting, my friends.

This could be the worst night of your lives.

I knew it. Let's not bother the man any longer, Odie.

Stay.

What I'm about to tell you has never been told

to another living soul.

This island has a secret.

A deep, dark secret that it's held for a hundred years.

One hundred years ago tonight, a ruthless band

of pirates held up in this very house.

They had looted many ships,

and were pursued by government troops.

They were so heavily laden with their ill gotten gains,

they had to bury the treasure before making their escape.

However, before they left this island on that stormy

night, they signed a contract written in blood.

They vowed to return for the treasure.

100 years from Halloween night,

the stroke of midnight, even if

it meant returning from the grave.

I don't believe this.

Believe it my friends, Iris had a ten

year old cabin boy. I was that boy.

I was there. I never took the treasure,

because they would have found me.

There's no escaping them. They know we're here!

They know who we are! Well, I've made my mind up.

Come on, Odie, let's blow this joint.

You wanna come too?

Uh, where'd he go?

Oh well, never mind, let's get to the boat.

Huh, rats, there goes my boat.

Rats, there goes my candy.

My boat's gone, my candy's gone,

the dead pirates are coming any minute.

It's past my bedtime. I wanna go home.

It's midnight.

Huh, just as I suspected, that old

man was just some kind of a lunatic.

Ahh! Watch it.

We gotta hide, Odie. We haven't much time.

We gotta find a good place to hide.

Don't worry that they know where we are.

Na, na, na. Not there, dummy!

Maybe they didn't see us

This is it, pal. We swim for it.

One, two, three!

Rats! I forgot!

I can't swim!

I owe you one old buddy.

The old man was right Odie, this was the worst night of

my life, I've had nightmares that

look like birthday parties compared to tonight.

Well, lookie here, it do be me candy arr.

I guess the story do have a happy ending after all, matey.

Let's be shovin' off for home now.

Though the pirate ghost got the treasure, and

we got the candy, candy, candy, candy, candy.

Odie, I'm about to do something that is totally

out of character for me but,

seeing as how you saved my life

about 18 zillion times tonight, I wanna give you something.

Something of great personal worth.

Something that represents a great

personal sacrifice on my part.

Here's your half of the candy.

Yeah, I love you. Now get out of here.

What a night.

Boy am I wired, I think I'll see what's on tv.

Good evening and welcome to

our all night pirate movie festival.

Boy am I tired.

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