All language subtitles for Complete Savages s01e07 For Whom the Cell Tolls

Staring at Angela's house again?

No, I joined the neighborhood watch.

9 .15 and all's well.

Angela's drove off their new boyfriend.
What?

I missed her. Dude, get over her.

Yeah, I'm totally over her.

What was she wearing?

I don't know. In my head, all girls are
naked.

Really?

So, what'd she look like?

Hot.

I knew it!

Morning, boys.

Morning, Dad.

Looking left over lasagna.

For breakfast?

If it's sitting next to orange juice,
it's breakfast.

What about you, Sam?

No, I'm not hungry.

Angela's still seeing that British guy.

Why do we let these people into our
country? I'm so tired of foreigners

here and stealing our girlfriends.

Sam, you're too young to be tied down to
one girl. You should be playing the

field. Yeah, getting shot down by all
kinds of girls.

What you need to do is go out and have
some fun.

Yeah, forget all about her.

Why don't you come to the mall with us?

Yeah, I'm gonna go screw with Chris and
his new job.

Nobody's bothering your brother on his
first day.

But if we don't make him feel bad, who
will?

Total strangers, that's who.

Is that what you want, Dad?

Is it?

I pound you, but I gotta get to work.

You still got ten minutes.

Sweet.

Chris, I want to welcome you as the
newest member of a very exclusive team

at Quincy International.

International? Hey, we got a card in
Mexico.

Well, thanks for hiring me, Mr. Quincy.
The football team is making us fire on

uniforms now, so I really needed to...
Now, the majority of our customers are

what's called impulse buyers.

You have 3 .6 seconds to engage these
people.

Pretend I'm just a guy walking by.

Hi, Mr. Quincy. Zero. Nothing. I don't
even know you exist. Try again.

Hey there.

You're garbage. I hate you.

You know what you did wrong?

Hmm?

You didn't glide.

You gotta glide.

Then talk.

Glide.

Then talk.

You ready to take this baby up by
yourself?

Okay.

Congratulations, you're a pilot.

If you need me, I'll be asleep in my
car.

Hey, want to go to third level and drop
pennies on him?

Oh, we'll stop and grab some at the
wishing fountain.

What do you think of her?

Yeah, she's hot. Go for it.

No, I mean for you.

Are you kidding?

You need biceps to talk to a girl like
that.

It's not true.

But put your sweater on.

No, I'm not going.

All right, suit yourself.

You told me you thought I was the
hottest girl you've ever seen and you

this food court sold me on a stick.

Is that true?

Uh, did you like it?

Yeah. Yeah, I said it.

And he'll say a whole bunch of other
stuff if you go to the movies with him

tonight. Wow, you don't waste any time,
do you? No, Sam knows what he wants.

And he wants you.

Well, I don't know whether to slap you
or say yes. Say yes. You can always slap

him later.

Oh, my God, Trish, this guy Sam just
asked me out. He thinks I'm hot and

to put me on a stick.

Wow, I'm better at this than I thought.

Amaze your friends.

Impress ladies.

Lower your cholesterol.

Hey, Chris.

What's up?

Hey, I'd bet you'd sell a lot more
planes if you stood right about here.

No, here.

Really? Yeah.

People will be throwing money at you.

At 100 miles an hour.

Well, I do need to make some sales. I
don't want to get transferred to Mexico.

Hey, that's pretty cool.

How much are they?

Well, regular model's $9 and the deluxe
is $11. What's the difference?

Deluxe comes with a certificate of
amazement.

Deluxe! Absolutely.

Thank you for flying Quincy Air. We
realize you have a choice in gliders and

appreciate you choosing us.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Get used to these boots.

Yeah.

So, tonight's a big night, huh?

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Okay.

Listen to this guy. Okay.

What is wrong with you? What? Can't a
dad get excited his son's got a date

a foxy lady?

Jack, get him off of me. Dad, Dad.

He's nervous enough without you slapping
him around.

So, where are you going to take this hot
tomato?

Well, Jack said that I should take
the...

hot tomato to the movie.

That way you won't have to do a lot of
talking.

Oh, but talking's good.

That's why I always take my first date
out for a nice dinner.

That's why you don't have second dates.

No, I don't have second dates because I
tell them I have five kids.

You wouldn't have to tell them if you
were at a movie.

Or if I didn't have five kids.

Anyway, Sam, check the paper and there's
a 7 .15 showing of Brutal Vengeance.

Um, actually, I was thinking about the
one where the lonely deaf boy finds the

magical violin in his remote fishing
village.

Yeah, yeah, I heard of that one. It's
called, uh, are you out of your freaking

mind?

Sam, if you want to get some action, see
some action. Hey, hey, it's only a

first date.

Well, I wouldn't mind a little action.

Yeah, I bet you wouldn't, man.

See,

here's the instructions.

Step one, throw a plank.

Step two, watch it loop.

Step three, be amazed.

Hey! I am not amazed.

Chris! You gotta pop.

I just got home from work. Can I have
five lousy minutes to unwind?

Plane's a piece of crap.

Yeah, give us our $11 back.

I can't give you your money back.

My boss used it to buy churro.

You guys don't understand how the
corporate world works.

Now I want our $11 back and a churro.

I'm in theater five. Churros, which one
are you in?

Eight? Awesome!

Our seats are blue. What color are
yours?

This is for you. Oh, thank you. Oh, no,
no, not you. My date just bought me a

drink. He's very sweet.

You know what else is sweet?

This frosted pretzel.

He's a smooth talker, too.

Oh, the movie's starting. Oh, the
movie's starting. I'm going to have to

my voice. Can you hear me now?

How about now? Okay, awesome.

The party? Well, who's going?

You.

You. Oh, cool.

Double you.

Did I say more ears are cool?

Ears. Oh, then I'm not going.

Don't open that door, brutal vengeance!

His name's not Ears.

Who told you not to open it?

Well,

Sam's kind of tall and... Actually, see
for yourself.

Smile for Trish. What?

Yeah,

he is cute, but he hasn't made a move at
all. The movie's already half over.

Really? You think I should?

Okay.

action, Trish. Check this out.

We want our money back. We want our
money back. We want our money back. We

our money back. We want our money back.
We want our money back. We want our

money back. Shut up!

We want our money back. We want our
money back. We want our money back. We

our money back. We want our money back.
We want our money back. All right!

I've had enough of this. I'll pay for
the damn thing.

How much was it? Eleven bucks.

For a paper airplane?

Forget it.

This isn't over, Chris.

Not by a long shot.

You better start sleeping with one eye
open.

Because we're going to get you.

Maybe not today.

Maybe not tomorrow.

Maybe not the day after that.

Oh, will you two get the hell out of
here?

All right.

Sam and Aaron are out. it again.

What? This is the third night in a row.

She's looking for his tonsils. He had
them out when he was eight.

Hello, Trish?

It didn't even ring.

I had it on manner mode.

Hey, no, I'm just making out with Sam.
What's up?

Oh, is that late?

We gotta go tell Trish how our date
went.

It's over?

Oh, you.

Bye. No, no, no, no. Not you, Trish.
First he rang the doorbell and I yelled,

coming.

Looks like I created a monster.

A love monster.

Yeah, that's me.

Sam,

you don't seem too happy for a guy who
just had tongue for dinner.

Not happy? Who wouldn't be happy?

Life's good. Life's very good.

Except for... Only you could find a
black cloud in a hot blonde's

mouth.

What's the problem, son?

Dad, how did you know that Mom wasn't
the one?

Oh, there were all kinds of little
signs.

The death threats on my pillow.

The pillow over my face.

Her look of disappointment every time
I'd return home safely from a fire.

Bad times.

So you think Aaron's trying to kill you?

No. It's just that she's always on her
cell phone.

It gets even worse after 8 o 'clock or
on weekends.

But we saw you make it out.

There's plenty of making out. I mean,
that's the glue that's holding the

relationship together.

We never talk to each other. Who cares?
The only reason we're talking is to get

them to make out.

You know what I'm saying, right, Dad?

Sam, I've never wanted to say yes more
in my life, but... It's just good to see

you. Going out and having a good time
instead of sitting around every Saturday

night. I don't sit around every Saturday
night.

The dog goes out more than you do.

And he's fixed.

Look, I know that you guys think I'm
crazy, but I just don't want to go out

her anymore.

What?

Dude, I handpicked this girl for you.
And I appreciate that, but now could you

get rid of her?

But you got me into this mess.

This mess?

Instead of you staring out the window at
Angela, now we're staring out the

window at you.

By the way, do you know what you look
like when you kiss?

Come on, Jack, please.

I'll do your math homework.

You want out that bad, Sam?

Fine. But you're going to dump her. Me?
I've never dumped anyone before.

It's no big deal.

Just call her and tell her she's too
good for you.

Which in this case is actually true.

You can't do it over the phone.

Erin's a human being.

She deserves the courtesy of an email.

And you can add that little sad face
thingy so she doesn't feel bad.

Come on, Jack, please break up with her
for me. I'll screw it up. I'll end up

asking her to marry me.

What's her number? Oh, thank you, thank
you. I owe you one.

Her number's 723... Wait, what are you
going to say to her? I mean, just out of

curiosity.

I'll just say it's over.

One shot.

Like shooting a deer.

The only way.

Right, one shot.

That's the way.

So, what's the rest of her number?

Uh, six zero...

But you'll be nice about it, right? I
mean, you'll tell her how pretty she is

and how much I enjoy making out with
her?

Shh, shh.

I'm telling you, email.

They've got this funny little picture of
a frog playing a banjo.

It's guaranteed to take the sting out.

No, she's a nice girl. I gotta do this
myself. My way, the kind way. Faith to

faith. Faith to faith.

Hey, I know what it's like to be dumped.

It hurts. It's like someone stuck a
knife in your chest and cut out your

and stomped on it.

I don't want to stomp on anybody's
heart.

I want to be kind and considerate and
sensitive.

I'm going to give Aaron the dumping I've
always wanted.

Have you ever seen the banjo playing
frog?

Pretty funny.

Step right up and witness the amazing
looping sensation.

It loops.

And it loops.

Afternoon, ladies.

Here to take a closer look?

At what?

Somebody stole my store!

Save this spot!

Thanks for driving me down here, Jack.

Doing this all wrong, man. Flowers,
teddy bear.

It's a sorry bear.

She gets sad, she can hug it.

Sorry.

I know what I'm doing.

Now there's Aaron.

Doesn't that battery ever need
recharging?

Good luck.

If things get ugly, I'm going to be
hitting on the corndog girl.

Look, Trish, if you want to wear
sandals, just wear sandals. Nobody cares

you're missing a toe.

Two toes? When did that happen?

Aaron, we need to talk.

Trish, I have to call you back. My
wonderful boyfriend brought me the most

beautiful flowers and the saddest little
teddy bear. Here, let me send you some

video.

We need to talk.

Aaron, this isn't easy for me. In fact,
I've never done it before.

Trish, I told you I can't talk right
now.

Uh -huh.

Really?

Damn, I'm sorry. This is very important.

Your parents are divorcing?

Oh, they bought you a horse. See, you
cut out for a second.

Would you please get off the phone?

Okay, I have to call you back. You
should name him Rainbow.

Okay, here's the thing.

I can't say enough about how pretty you
are or how amazed I am that you would

even go out with me.

The truth is that... Are you text
messaging? Hold on, let me just... Let

finish the sentence. I can't believe
you. Trish has the worst horse names.

I don't care.

Bucky and Gumdrop? I don't think so. I
don't care.

If you knew anything about me, you'd
know I don't care.

But you don't...

You don't know anything about me, do
you? Because you're always on that

That is not true.

Really? Tell me one thing.

Well, um, okay.

You're an honors student.

And your dad's a fireman.

And... Hey, you're Googling me! No, no,
no.

I did, but now I'm just shopping for
hats.

That's it. We're through, okay? I never
want to see you again. Got it? Are you

breaking up with me?

Yes. Is that why you brought me here? To
publicly humiliate me?

I thought I owed you that much. Well, is
the phone not good enough for you? Have

you ever heard of an email?

Oh, I get it. You just wanted to see me
suffer.

No, it's not that... What kind of sicko
idiot brings gifts to a breakup?

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Aaron,

Sam's trying to say is he's not good
enough for you.

It's over.

Finally, someone with a little
sensitivity.

Sorry.

I don't get it.

I know.

Next time?

No,

you won't.

No, I won't.

You want to go home and stare out the
window at Angela's house?

That sounds nice.

We're not going to get arrested for
this, are we?

No way.

We're minors. We could have burned down
that whole mall and there's nothing

anyone can do to us.

You guys are in big trouble.

Nuh -uh.

We're minors.

So am I.