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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,449 --> 00:00:05,449 I'm looking! 2 00:00:06,170 --> 00:00:09,150 Junk, junk, credit card bill, letter from grandma. 3 00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:13,730 Just find the progress reports, I gotta know where I'm failing before dad gets 4 00:00:13,730 --> 00:00:17,210 home. Yeah, I need time to practice my lies so I can look him in the eye. 5 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:22,810 Mrs. Cranston made me mail my own progress report. Look for an envelope 6 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:24,990 drawing of a wolf ripping apart Mrs. Cranston. 7 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:27,130 Here they are. 8 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:29,410 Oh, my God. 9 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:33,130 Maybe if you guys had studied this quarter, you wouldn't be in this sad, 10 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:34,130 predicament. 11 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:36,430 Here's one for you. 12 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,670 What? 13 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:41,550 This has got to be a mistake. A mistake? Or a sad, sad predicament. 14 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:45,550 What is it? 15 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:47,110 Nothing. Let us see. 16 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:49,190 Hey! 17 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:50,910 Get back! 18 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:51,970 Get out! 19 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:53,130 Okay, fine. 20 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:56,490 Let him have his privacy. We've got bigger things to deal with. Get him! 21 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:06,760 And the winner is... P .E.? Why do you 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,560 fail P .E.? Even the kid with hooks for hands passes P .E. 23 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,660 Says here his problem is the R .O .P .E. He can't climb a rope? 24 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,580 Even that kid with hooks for hands can climb a rope. 25 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,880 And if I had hooks for hands, I could climb it too, but I'm not that lucky. 26 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,980 So let's see how you geniuses did. T .J., Jack. 27 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:31,390 Kyle. Chris. 28 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:33,850 Chris. Chris. 29 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:35,090 Chris. Chris. 30 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:37,270 I heard you the first time. 31 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,090 You're failing five classes. 32 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:43,650 You know how many classes you're failing? What an idiot. 33 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,990 Steph! You know what to do. I'll get the beer. 34 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,910 Hurry up. He's almost here. 35 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:01,330 Hey, Dad. 36 00:02:06,550 --> 00:02:07,830 Get off me! 37 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:13,910 Ah, progress report day. 38 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,330 Three beers? 39 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:23,610 TJ, get me another beer. 40 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,900 Will I go by age or stupidity? 41 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,460 I guess it's only fair that we go shortest to tallest. 42 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,920 What will it be for TJ? 43 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,180 Ah, your old friend, science and failure together again. 44 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,520 Not for long. 45 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,000 Teacher said I can bring up my grade by doing an extra credit project. 46 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:02,420 Really? 47 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,800 Look me in the eye and tell me all about it. 48 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,080 With pleasure. 49 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:14,120 It's called Quantum Mechanics, the study of subatomic particles in the dual 50 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,120 nature of light. 51 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:18,900 Impressive. 52 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,800 You didn't blink once. 53 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,380 I used eye drops. 54 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:31,600 Kyle, what a lovely drawing of a vicious animal killing Mrs. Cranston. 55 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,920 And ironically, your failing art. 56 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:41,330 He also wants to put you in an anger management class. 57 00:03:42,310 --> 00:03:43,310 What? 58 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,290 I'm gonna kill that old hag. 59 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,170 Or you could try harder in school. 60 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:56,370 Sorry. 61 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,390 Moving on. 62 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:03,370 Jack. Okay, I'm failing algebra. 63 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:06,250 But come on, when am I ever gonna use algebra in real life? 64 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,920 That's true. 65 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:12,180 Who's next? 66 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,220 Chris. Yeah. 67 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:15,620 Chris. Yeah. 68 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,160 Chris. Okay. 69 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:18,820 Chris. I know. 70 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,360 Chris. 71 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:25,540 This could take a while, so I'll be in the kitchen washing that world's 72 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:26,820 dad mug I made you. 73 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,600 You're failing five classes. I can't ignore this. 74 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,920 Sure you can. 75 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:33,580 Ignoring stuff is easy. 76 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,240 Watch. 77 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,420 You gotta start taking school seriously. 78 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,040 Sam's failing P .E.? Hey, Dad's not done with you yet. 79 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,180 P .E.? Oh, crap. 80 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:58,880 How do you fail P .E.? Is it the, uh, shower thing 81 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,880 again? 82 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,260 You can't climb the rope. 83 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,720 You can't climb the rope? 84 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,680 So? I'm sure there's things you can't do. Yeah, I can't believe my son can't 85 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,680 climb the rope. 86 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,630 Why are you singling me out? I'm not. I'm mad at all of you. Because if you 87 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,630 up in summer school, we can't take our trip to the lake. 88 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:18,250 And I need at least four of you to get the boat in the water. 89 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:27,110 Coach McCarthy! 90 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,050 Chris Cross! 91 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:32,210 Jack Hammer! 92 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:33,850 Killer Kyle! 93 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:36,390 TNTKO! 94 00:05:36,890 --> 00:05:39,190 And... Tacky Pants. 95 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:44,730 Well, we got a big problem. 96 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:48,810 Guess who's going to get kicked off the football team because he's failing five 97 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:49,810 classes. 98 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,310 Who? 99 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:54,710 He's even looking right at him. 100 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:58,450 Chris, you got to start taking school more seriously. 101 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:01,050 You're right, coach. 102 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:02,490 I just said that. 103 00:06:03,670 --> 00:06:04,950 The coach is talking. 104 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:12,190 Hey, Sam's smart. Why doesn't he tutor Chris and you pass Sam in PE? 105 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:14,150 DJ, the coach can't just make deals. 106 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:16,870 The kid's talking. 107 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,129 Go on. 108 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,250 That was the whole plan. 109 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,750 Sam, Judas, Chris, you pass Sam. 110 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:27,410 Oh. 111 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,070 So what do you say, khaki pants? 112 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:33,670 It seems kind of shady. 113 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:36,150 Hey, how about tossing in no showers? 114 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,430 Dad. 115 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,710 Well, as long as it's on the table. 116 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,860 for helping me stay on the team, Sam. 117 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,740 Hey, whatever keeps me off of that rope. 118 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,940 All right, what subject do you want to start with? 119 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,980 I have a history quiz coming up. 120 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,580 Okay, perfect. What chapter is it on? 121 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,180 I'm not sure. 122 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,480 Gee, I hope that's not on the quiz. 123 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,280 When you're in class and the other kids open their books, where do they stop? 124 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,080 Flip through the pages. I'll know by the pictures. 125 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,260 Indian wearing a dish towel like a dude in a black dress. 126 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:19,050 Okay, that's a loincloth, and that's Father Jose. It was his goal to save the 127 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:20,050 souls of the Indians. 128 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:22,870 You'd think his goal would be to get them some pants. 129 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,910 We're studying here. 130 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:32,970 Oh, Angela, hi. 131 00:07:33,210 --> 00:07:33,869 Hi, Sam. 132 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,170 My parents are gone for the afternoon, so I was wondering if you want to come 133 00:07:37,170 --> 00:07:38,170 over. Okay. 134 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,800 No, I can't. I promised I'd help tutor Chris today. Oh. 135 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:49,900 That's too bad. I thought we could make brownies, play ping pong, go in the hot 136 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:51,000 tub. Okay. 137 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,320 Hey! 138 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:58,660 No, I can't. I wish I could, but... I mean, look at him. He really needs my 139 00:07:58,660 --> 00:07:59,660 help. 140 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,500 Well, that's really sweet of you, Sam. Yeah. 141 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,100 Yeah, I'm a freaking saint. 142 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:08,880 Maybe some other time? 143 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,120 Okay. 144 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:14,970 Wow, thanks a lot, Sam. 145 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,710 I know how much you like her. 146 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,110 I wish I knew better grades. 147 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:20,510 You can, Chris. 148 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,050 If you just applied yourself, you could do better in school, get into a good 149 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:26,770 college. Who knows? You could even be a lawyer or a doctor. 150 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,670 Like a sports lawyer or a sports doctor? 151 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:33,870 Sure, but you know, you don't have to limit yourself to just sports. 152 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,390 I mean, you could be president. 153 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:39,270 No one as dumb as me could ever be president. 154 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:44,690 Chris, you're not dumb. 155 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:47,750 You really mean that? You bet I do. 156 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:50,050 Let's get back to work. Where were we? 157 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:52,090 Father Jose and the Indians. 158 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:53,410 Ah, yeah. 159 00:08:54,130 --> 00:09:00,410 Okay. Father Jose tried to help the Indians by building several... casinos. 160 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,710 Sorry. 161 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,390 What are casinos? 162 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:22,440 Demdar Hills was the cry throughout the land. In 1849, people from far and wide 163 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,600 flocked to California to mine for gold. 164 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:29,600 The gold rush happened in Demdar Hills. 165 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,700 You gave the answer away in your question. 166 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:45,670 After Brutus stabs Beezle, what three famous words does he utter? 167 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:48,130 Stop stabbing me. 168 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,970 How much is that burrito? 169 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,970 Cuanto es ese burrito? 170 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:58,910 Squanto es. No, not squanto. Cuanto es. 171 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,630 Are you sure? 172 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:05,550 I have the book right in front of me. Just order a burrito in Spanish. 173 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,450 I had a burrito for lunch. What else they got? 174 00:10:09,950 --> 00:10:12,940 It's... It doesn't matter. Just order something in Spanish. 175 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,480 I'll just have whatever you're having. 176 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,400 Do you see me ordering here? Are we in a restaurant? 177 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,480 God, you're not even trying, Chris. 178 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,660 I could be across the street right now with Angela in a hot tub. 179 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:31,020 But I'm not because I'm here helping you. 180 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:32,860 Gracias. 181 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,920 It's too late, Chris. You're hopeless. 182 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,800 Yeah? Well, let's hear you say that from the top of a rope. 183 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,040 That's it. 184 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,780 I'm going to give you till three to take your arm off of me. You can't count to 185 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,780 three. 186 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,200 Say I'm sorry. 187 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,160 I'm sorry you're an idiot? 188 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:32,110 Professor Von Turd is calling me names. 189 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:36,810 Can't take it, Dad. I'm at the end of my rope. And yes, I'm aware of the irony 190 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:37,810 of that remark. 191 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:43,070 Calm down, boys. It's just your first day. And my last. 192 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,310 Chris, find yourself another tutor. I quit. 193 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:49,290 Good. Who needs you? My muscles spit on your brain. 194 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:56,390 I'm done wasting my time on you. You're nothing but a typical dumb high school 195 00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:57,690 jock, and that's all you'll ever be. 196 00:11:58,220 --> 00:11:59,600 You said I could be president. 197 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,260 I was trying to build your self -esteem, you stupid moron. 198 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,740 I expect that from the rest of these guys. 199 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,380 But you're supposed to be the nice one. 200 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:18,620 Yeah? Well, say goodbye to Mr. Nice Guy and hello to Mr. Tell -It -Like -It -Is 201 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:23,220 Guy. You're a menace. You're a liar. You over -jell your hair. You can't catch a 202 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,220 frisbee. 203 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,240 I got no beef with you. 204 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,630 It's not gel, it's pomade. 205 00:12:46,970 --> 00:12:51,590 How's it going? 206 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,590 What do I need ropes for anyway? 207 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,070 Ladders are way more efficient. 208 00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,910 Ladders are the thinking man's rope. 209 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,290 You know, there's a trick to climbing ropes. 210 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:05,010 Really? 211 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,290 You have to grip and pull. 212 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:10,190 Grip and pull. 213 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:12,330 That's what I've been doing. 214 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:13,770 Yeah, but you're not going up. 215 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,210 Face it, Dad, I'm not a jock. 216 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:21,510 Each year I show up to gym hoping this is the year the savage coordination 217 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:25,770 in and then my lack of skill is hammered in with each dodgeball to the head. 218 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:29,390 You know, there's a trick to dodgeball. 219 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,190 Then get it. 220 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,600 You don't understand what it's like to be me in a family of you. 221 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,280 It's humiliating to always be the last person picked on a team. 222 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:43,460 Or to watch as the entire infield moves in when you come up to bat. 223 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:48,660 Or to have your peewee hockey coach deliberately give you wrong directions 224 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:49,980 the game. Do you remember when you did that, Dad? 225 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,140 I was afraid you'd get hurt. I said I was sorry. 226 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,220 I can't climb this. 227 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,099 You're right, Sam. 228 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,079 Give up. 229 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,080 Take the F. 230 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,160 Join the family. 231 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,580 Dad, you're just trying to get me to climb this rope. 232 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,840 No, I'm trying to get you to honor the shady deal you made with Coach McCarthy. 233 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,560 Get back in there and patch it up with your brother. 234 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:16,980 Never! 235 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,220 I will show him! 236 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:19,840 I'll show you all! 237 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,700 I will climb! 238 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,980 Look, I'd really like to patch things up. 239 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:43,420 Hey, no hard feelings. 240 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,320 You're not mad at me? 241 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:49,520 Nah, you made some good points, and I'll try to use them to better myself. 242 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,760 Wow, that's a really positive attitude. 243 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,060 So, you want to get back to studying? 244 00:14:55,620 --> 00:15:01,400 Well, I appreciate the offer, but you told me to find another tutor, so I did. 245 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,180 Angela, now it's your turn. 246 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:12,530 Laura. But I'm on a playground. 247 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,350 Every one of those kids is worth 100 points. 248 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:17,450 Get the fat kid with the juice box. 249 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:22,410 Hey, why didn't anybody tell me that Angela was up in Chris's bedroom? 250 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,310 Oh, we thought it'd be funnier if you found out for yourself. 251 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:26,630 And it was. 252 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,330 What's going on? Why is Angela here? 253 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:32,830 Where's her shirt? 254 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:33,749 Excuse me. 255 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,330 Angela needs something cold to drink. Do you know why? 256 00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:38,470 Because she's so hot. 257 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:52,260 You know, bro, I gotta tell you. You know, every now and then, I think about 258 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,180 meeting a nice girl and starting a family of my own. 259 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,200 Then I come over here. 260 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,100 Gotta get back to school. Know why? 261 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,220 Because the teacher is so hot. 262 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:09,740 Stop saying that! 263 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,700 Why does it make you so hot? 264 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,470 reproductive system. 265 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:50,310 Actually, we were talking about the Louisiana purchase. 266 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,160 why I put the towel under the door. 267 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:12,618 That's right. 268 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:13,940 I'm coming for you. 269 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,640 Sam! 270 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,060 Oh, Angela. 271 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:24,839 What's going on? 272 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:28,980 I have to warn you, Chris is just using you to get back at me for calling him 273 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,740 stupid. No, I'm not, Angela. 274 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,800 I need help with my learning. 275 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,700 Both need help. 276 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,920 Angela! Angela, wait. 277 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,760 Wait a minute, Sam. 278 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,440 You're climbing the rope. 279 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,460 Huh? 280 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:49,800 Oh, my God, get me down. No, don't stop now. You're so close. Just focus on my 281 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,700 face and how much you want to punch it. 282 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,480 I do want to punch it. 283 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,260 That's right. Keep climbing, tacky pants. 284 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,760 Hey, look at Sam. 285 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,080 Yeah, he's doing it. 286 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,180 Yeah. 287 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,680 Lester walks in him. 288 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:15,739 Come on, Sam. 289 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:19,140 I don't think I can make it. Come on. One more. Just one more. 290 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,520 Grip and pull, son. 291 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,720 Grip and pull. 292 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,020 I did it. 293 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,600 Way to go, Sam. 294 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,300 Hey, I'm sorry I made fun of your brain. 295 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,820 I'm sorry I called you a loser. 296 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,460 You said I was stupid. 297 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:39,860 But you're not a loser. 298 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:49,590 the ladder. 299 00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,290 Oh, sorry. 300 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,870 So, Sam, how's the coccyx? 301 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,530 It's feeling much better. 302 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:16,450 It should. You spent the last three days soaking in Angela's hot tub. 303 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,640 Falling two stories was the best thing that ever happened to me. 304 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,940 Guess who's back on the football team? 305 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,480 Did you pass the test? 306 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,300 No. 307 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,660 I changed the name on the back of my jersey. 308 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,520 Rodriguez? 309 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,840 Did you come up with that idea all by yourself? 310 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:42,620 Yeah. 311 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,640 It's pretty clever. I wouldn't have thought of that. 312 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:49,480 Really? You're not just trying to... boost my self -esteem again, are you? 313 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,920 No, I really mean it. 314 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,900 So, you still think I could be president? 315 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400 President of Mexico. 316 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,640 Yeah, well, forget it, amigo. You're not playing on that team unless you earn 317 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640 it. 318 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,240 What? 319 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,280 How are you speaking Spanish? 320 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:17,020 Coach said I had to learn it if I want to pull off this Rodriguez scam. 321 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:22,400 Come on, I think we all know that a sports scholarship is my only shot at 322 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:27,540 college. All right, you can play. 323 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,780 I'll use your college fund to buy a bigger boat. 324 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,700 Meatballs? 325 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,040 Pull! 326 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,580 Shut up and eat your linguine. 22613