Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,700
Hey!
2
00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,640
Hey!
3
00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,900
Hey, here we go!
4
00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:53,200
Just get out slowly, no rush.
5
00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,790
I'm going to head to the front door over
there.
6
00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,470
Just wait for me, I'm going to shut this
door.
7
00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:10,510
We're going to head to the front door.
8
00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:12,930
Hi, excuse me.
9
00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:14,789
How you doing?
10
00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:18,550
Hi. I couldn't help but notice you were
looking so gorgeous over there when I
11
00:01:18,550 --> 00:01:19,389
was driving by.
12
00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:20,730
Can you not be like a patient?
13
00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:25,070
Oh yeah, I see that, but can I just get
your number real quick and then maybe we
14
00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:27,210
can... I can't, I'm far in my work right
now.
15
00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,600
Yeah, no, but when you get off work, you
can take my number down.
16
00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,320
Come on, girl, I'll teach you right. You
look like you work hard. I'll take you
17
00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,320
out for dinner.
18
00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:36,740
You deserve it.
19
00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,080
For real.
20
00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:15,830
I know.
21
00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:19,510
Shit.
22
00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:34,270
Hi. Yeah, I have a friend who isn't
feeling well. I want to surprise
23
00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:38,910
him with a bunch of all the top -of -the
-line equipment for...
24
00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,580
You know, he's in a wheelchair, so I'm
going to get him a new wheelchair. I
25
00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,260
to get him, like, one of those hospital
beds.
26
00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:47,900
I'm going to surprise him because he's
just using his old bed.
27
00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,900
Just set me up.
28
00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:51,820
Yep.
29
00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,620
Yeah, I want the work.
30
00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,880
Like, all of that.
31
00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:02,500
Perfect. Okay, so should I just email
you with my address and then have the
32
00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,120
come here and handle payment when they
arrive?
33
00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,440
Perfect.
34
00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,340
Thank you so much. He's going to be so
happy with this.
35
00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,920
Yeah. I appreciate it.
36
00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,500
Bye.
37
00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:30,220
Okay, bye, everybody.
38
00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:34,340
If you need anything, just let me know.
Don't hesitate to call me.
39
00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,930
Oh, knuckle. I just fell out of my
wheelchair.
40
00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:22,090
Oh, my gosh.
41
00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,770
Okay. Here, let me help you up.
42
00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:26,130
Where does it hurt?
43
00:05:26,470 --> 00:05:27,470
Everywhere.
44
00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,990
Okay. Let's do this really slow, okay?
45
00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:35,770
You got it. You got it.
46
00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,130
Ready? Up.
47
00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:39,390
Okay. Ready?
48
00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,810
There you go.
49
00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:43,510
Right in there. There you go.
50
00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,790
Oh, my gosh. Let's get you covered up.
51
00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,380
Oh, jeez. Thank you so much.
52
00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:51,280
God, I almost ran you over with my car.
53
00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,820
Thank you so much for helping me up.
54
00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:57,000
Yeah, of course. I don't know what I
would have done without you, because,
55
00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:02,260
the caregiver that I had just got
deported, so I can't... Oh, oh my God,
56
00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:03,660
sorry. Where?
57
00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,760
Um, Puerto Rico. Yeah.
58
00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:12,800
Yeah, well, um, I mean, I'm just getting
off work right now, and my schedule's
59
00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:18,040
kind of full right now, but, um, I could
probably definitely help you out today,
60
00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,800
but otherwise going on in the future,
I'm going to have to find you somebody
61
00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,260
else, but I can definitely help you out.
Oh my God, that makes me so happy
62
00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:29,020
because I don't know if I could have
gone another day without help and I can
63
00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,400
maybe find some help tomorrow.
64
00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:31,880
Yeah, yeah.
65
00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,460
Okay,
66
00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,680
well, is it okay if it's just for today?
67
00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:40,080
Yeah, that's one day at a time.
68
00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,980
Well, let's get you out of here and get
you home, okay?
69
00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:46,770
There you go.
70
00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:52,710
Thank you so much. Oh, of course.
71
00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,890
Yeah, just do this room right here.
Thank you so much.
72
00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:01,830
Wow.
73
00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:05,110
You have a really elaborate setup in
here.
74
00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:08,510
Usually I'll make you defer a constant
patient.
75
00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:13,670
Yeah, I just, you know, you never know
what the future holds, so I like to be
76
00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:15,090
overly prepared in my life.
77
00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:17,340
Okay.
78
00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,300
We'll help you up here.
79
00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,020
Ow. It hurts.
80
00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:23,919
It hurts.
81
00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,060
Oh, my God.
82
00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,420
Get you covered up.
83
00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:34,940
Normally, people, it goes in the back.
But it's okay. A lot of people get
84
00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:40,220
confused. Oh, it's just easier for me to
put on when I'm in pain this way.
85
00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,040
Gotcha. No, it's okay.
86
00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:44,860
But how are you feeling?
87
00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:50,710
It's like a lot of discomfort and I feel
dirty. You feel dirty?
88
00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,710
Yeah. Okay.
89
00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:54,350
I think I need a bath.
90
00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:55,810
You need a bath.
91
00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:59,070
Um, okay.
92
00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:01,170
I have fun stuff here.
93
00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,310
Who?
94
00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:08,230
Um, I mean, if that's really what you
want.
95
00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:10,150
I'd love it. I mean,
96
00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:13,730
anything to do with just helping my
situation.
97
00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,860
My neck kind of feels weird. I need
something to, like, prop it up a little
98
00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:20,160
higher. Okay, here, let me help you.
99
00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,220
How's that? Try that.
100
00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,500
That's perfect.
101
00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:26,840
Is that better?
102
00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,960
Yeah.
103
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,160
Oh,
104
00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,360
no, it's okay. Don't worry about it.
I'll get it.
105
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,720
Okay.
106
00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:41,039
Be careful. You shouldn't be getting up
like that.
107
00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:43,080
Thank you so much.
108
00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:49,220
Yeah, that's just the, uh, fun bath,
medicated wipes.
109
00:08:55,660 --> 00:09:00,560
Geez, you should really, um, you know,
get a regular caregiver.
110
00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:04,460
I mean, I had one. I would love to hire
you full -time.
111
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,000
I'll just keep that thing closed for
you.
112
00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,280
Okay, I'm going to get your genitals
now, okay?
113
00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:32,940
Oh, please do.
114
00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:34,880
Make sure they're extra clean.
115
00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,340
Okay.
116
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,000
Oh, yeah. Oh, you're right there.
117
00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:44,460
Excuse me?
118
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,120
Oh, no, I'm a germaphobe, so I just like
it to be, like, really clean.
119
00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,960
Gotcha. So just keep going. Okay.
120
00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:59,940
Okay, so I think that's about as clean
as it's going to get.
121
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,500
Okay, thank you.
122
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,200
What's the problem?
123
00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:09,240
I've just been having this problem
lately, like, with, like, this backup
124
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,240
been happening.
125
00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,180
What do you mean?
126
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,540
I was wondering if you could help me
with it.
127
00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:15,590
What kind of backup?
128
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,910
Just, like, a backup in this area.
129
00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:25,910
Like, I need a really... Um... I think
that's what's actually the cause of,
130
00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,690
like, the other problems that I'm
having.
131
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:36,210
Yeah, um... Okay, I don't normally do
this with my patients.
132
00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:40,350
This isn't really part of my job
description.
133
00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:43,490
I'm in so much pain right now. Oh!
134
00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:46,729
Are you okay?
135
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,410
No, it's the backup.
136
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:49,710
Does it hurt?
137
00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:51,150
Oh my god.
138
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,330
I have some lube right over there.
139
00:10:55,290 --> 00:11:00,290
It'll... I mean, okay, I can do free
this one time.
140
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,650
Oh, it hurts so bad. Okay, okay, okay.
141
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,620
when you feel any discomfort.
142
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,960
Oh no, this is way better. This is less
discomfort.
143
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,340
Okay. Oh my God.
144
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:40,680
Oh, I'm sorry. It helps.
145
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,700
That helps with the stress. I'm sorry.
146
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,880
Okay. Is that not okay? Yeah, let's just
keep our hands there for right now.
147
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,240
Okay.
148
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,240
Okay, let's try to speed this process up
a little bit.
149
00:11:58,830 --> 00:11:59,950
Is that getting you closer?
150
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:01,870
Yeah, it's much better. Okay.
151
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:08,830
So
152
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:16,550
you
153
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:17,830
think you're going to release soon?
154
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:24,090
If you really wanted it to go faster,
you could use your mouth.
155
00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,050
My mouth?
156
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:29,150
Yeah, it makes it go faster, trust me.
157
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,650
Oh, the pain came back.
158
00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:34,510
Oh my God, okay, okay, okay.
159
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,330
I don't want you to be feeling pain or
anything.
160
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,210
Use your mouth. Oh, it hurts.
161
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:47,010
I mean, if you really think that's going
to make you feel better. Oh, it hurts
162
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:48,330
so bad. Okay, okay, okay.
163
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,080
Maybe it would be better if I take my
gloves off.
164
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,720
Do it right.
165
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:05,000
Sometimes if I help like this.
166
00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:58,870
Is that making you feel better?
167
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,250
Much better.
168
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:18,730
I just don't want you to feel any
discomfort or anything.
169
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,450
You're doing such a good job.
170
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,070
There's one thing I know helps. a little
more though.
171
00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:29,910
What's that?
172
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:37,550
If you take these off, then it would
help the release come faster.
173
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:40,990
Okay, I think this is starting to get
really inappropriate.
174
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,050
I'm just going to do you a favor.
175
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,330
Oh, it hurts.
176
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:49,090
Ow. Oh my God. Oh, I can't take it.
Okay, okay, okay.
177
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:51,790
Jeez.
178
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:54,130
Ow, it hurts. I'm taking them off.
179
00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,700
It hurts so bad.
180
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:02,640
That better?
181
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,120
It hurts so bad.
182
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,100
Here, jump on top of me.
183
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,330
So much right now
184
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,240
The cocktails are good.
185
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,200
Screw you.
186
00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:11,590
This is a miracle. Let's celebrate.
187
00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:13,190
Turn around. What? Oh my God.
188
00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:15,350
Oh my God.
189
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:17,950
You know what? You're lucky this fucking
feels good.
190
00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:20,450
You don't believe in miracles?
191
00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:24,290
Well, I do. This is a miracle. Oh my
God.
192
00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:31,250
Fuck
193
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:38,270
me
194
00:26:38,270 --> 00:26:39,750
just like that. Oh my God.
195
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,960
Yes.
196
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,580
This is a fucking miracle.
197
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:01,420
I don't want to first try hollering at
you.
198
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,180
Oh, it's so hot.
199
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:05,880
Yes.
200
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,240
Yes.
201
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,860
Yes. Yes.
202
00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,420
I just want to give you like a fucking
hug.
203
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:06,740
It was so good.
204
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,240
oh my god so much well
205
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:50,720
i'm
206
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:55,980
glad i could relieve you from your
discomfort i 100 appreciate you
13936
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof