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Hey!

Hey!

Hey, here we go!

Just get out slowly, no rush.

I'm going to head to the front door over there.

Just wait for me, I'm going to shut this door.

We're going to head to the front door.

Hi, excuse me.

How you doing?

Hi. I couldn't help but notice you were looking so gorgeous over there when I

was driving by.

Can you not be like a patient?

Oh yeah, I see that, but can I just get your number real quick and then maybe we

can... I can't, I'm far in my work right now.

Yeah, no, but when you get off work, you can take my number down.

Come on, girl, I'll teach you right. You look like you work hard. I'll take you

out for dinner.

You deserve it.

For real.

I know.

Shit.

Hi. Yeah, I have a friend who isn't feeling well. I want to surprise

him with a bunch of all the top -of -the -line equipment for...

You know, he's in a wheelchair, so I'm going to get him a new wheelchair. I

to get him, like, one of those hospital beds.

I'm going to surprise him because he's just using his old bed.

Just set me up.

Yep.

Yeah, I want the work.

Like, all of that.

Perfect. Okay, so should I just email you with my address and then have the

come here and handle payment when they arrive?

Perfect.

Thank you so much. He's going to be so happy with this.

Yeah. I appreciate it.

Bye.

Okay, bye, everybody.

If you need anything, just let me know. Don't hesitate to call me.

Oh, knuckle. I just fell out of my wheelchair.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay. Here, let me help you up.

Where does it hurt?

Everywhere.

Okay. Let's do this really slow, okay?

You got it. You got it.

Ready? Up.

Okay. Ready?

There you go.

Right in there. There you go.

Oh, my gosh. Let's get you covered up.

Oh, jeez. Thank you so much.

God, I almost ran you over with my car.

Thank you so much for helping me up.

Yeah, of course. I don't know what I would have done without you, because,

the caregiver that I had just got deported, so I can't... Oh, oh my God,

sorry. Where?

Um, Puerto Rico. Yeah.

Yeah, well, um, I mean, I'm just getting off work right now, and my schedule's

kind of full right now, but, um, I could probably definitely help you out today,

but otherwise going on in the future, I'm going to have to find you somebody

else, but I can definitely help you out. Oh my God, that makes me so happy

because I don't know if I could have gone another day without help and I can

maybe find some help tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay,

well, is it okay if it's just for today?

Yeah, that's one day at a time.

Well, let's get you out of here and get you home, okay?

There you go.

Thank you so much. Oh, of course.

Yeah, just do this room right here. Thank you so much.

Wow.

You have a really elaborate setup in here.

Usually I'll make you defer a constant patient.

Yeah, I just, you know, you never know what the future holds, so I like to be

overly prepared in my life.

Okay.

We'll help you up here.

Ow. It hurts.

It hurts.

Oh, my God.

Get you covered up.

Normally, people, it goes in the back. But it's okay. A lot of people get

confused. Oh, it's just easier for me to put on when I'm in pain this way.

Gotcha. No, it's okay.

But how are you feeling?

It's like a lot of discomfort and I feel dirty. You feel dirty?

Yeah. Okay.

I think I need a bath.

You need a bath.

Um, okay.

I have fun stuff here.

Who?

Um, I mean, if that's really what you want.

I'd love it. I mean,

anything to do with just helping my situation.

My neck kind of feels weird. I need something to, like, prop it up a little

higher. Okay, here, let me help you.

How's that? Try that.

That's perfect.

Is that better?

Yeah.

Oh,

no, it's okay. Don't worry about it. I'll get it.

Okay.

Be careful. You shouldn't be getting up like that.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, that's just the, uh, fun bath, medicated wipes.

Geez, you should really, um, you know, get a regular caregiver.

I mean, I had one. I would love to hire you full -time.

I'll just keep that thing closed for you.

Okay, I'm going to get your genitals now, okay?

Oh, please do.

Make sure they're extra clean.

Okay.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're right there.

Excuse me?

Oh, no, I'm a germaphobe, so I just like it to be, like, really clean.

Gotcha. So just keep going. Okay.

Okay, so I think that's about as clean as it's going to get.

Okay, thank you.

What's the problem?

I've just been having this problem lately, like, with, like, this backup

been happening.

What do you mean?

I was wondering if you could help me with it.

What kind of backup?

Just, like, a backup in this area.

Like, I need a really... Um... I think that's what's actually the cause of,

like, the other problems that I'm having.

Yeah, um... Okay, I don't normally do this with my patients.

This isn't really part of my job description.

I'm in so much pain right now. Oh!

Are you okay?

No, it's the backup.

Does it hurt?

Oh my god.

I have some lube right over there.

It'll... I mean, okay, I can do free this one time.

Oh, it hurts so bad. Okay, okay, okay.

when you feel any discomfort.

Oh no, this is way better. This is less discomfort.

Okay. Oh my God.

Oh, I'm sorry. It helps.

That helps with the stress. I'm sorry.

Okay. Is that not okay? Yeah, let's just keep our hands there for right now.

Okay.

Okay, let's try to speed this process up a little bit.

Is that getting you closer?

Yeah, it's much better. Okay.

So

you

think you're going to release soon?

If you really wanted it to go faster, you could use your mouth.

My mouth?

Yeah, it makes it go faster, trust me.

Oh, the pain came back.

Oh my God, okay, okay, okay.

I don't want you to be feeling pain or anything.

Use your mouth. Oh, it hurts.

I mean, if you really think that's going to make you feel better. Oh, it hurts

so bad. Okay, okay, okay.

Maybe it would be better if I take my gloves off.

Do it right.

Sometimes if I help like this.

Is that making you feel better?

Much better.

I just don't want you to feel any discomfort or anything.

You're doing such a good job.

There's one thing I know helps. a little more though.

What's that?

If you take these off, then it would help the release come faster.

Okay, I think this is starting to get really inappropriate.

I'm just going to do you a favor.

Oh, it hurts.

Ow. Oh my God. Oh, I can't take it. Okay, okay, okay.

Jeez.

Ow, it hurts. I'm taking them off.

It hurts so bad.

That better?

It hurts so bad.

Here, jump on top of me.

So much right now

The cocktails are good.

Screw you.

This is a miracle. Let's celebrate.

Turn around. What? Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You know what? You're lucky this fucking feels good.

You don't believe in miracles?

Well, I do. This is a miracle. Oh my God.

Fuck

me

just like that. Oh my God.

Yes.

This is a fucking miracle.

I don't want to first try hollering at you.

Oh, it's so hot.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I just want to give you like a fucking hug.

It was so good.

oh my god so much well

i'm

glad i could relieve you from your discomfort i 100 appreciate you