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Bruce, I just want you to be honest with me, man. I can't babysit you all the

time. Oh, and you know it's my turn to use the living room, right?

But, dude, it's football!

I know, bud, but it's the last interview, and you know how these

things work. Yeah, yeah.

You gotta have a filter on for every scumbag customer.

That's not always true, Bruce. The customer is always right.

Hey, morning, Michelle.

Good morning.

I'm good. How are you?

I'm doing great.

Hey Adam, I know what you're thinking.

And trust me, this is it.

We loved your resume and your attention to detail, and we think you'd fit right

in with us. You have no idea how much that means to me.

I've been waiting for this opportunity all my life.

He's lying.

We need the money.

We've been behind with rent two months already.

I'm sorry, Michelle. My roommate had a little too much to drink this morning.

Just give me one minute.

What are you doing?

You told me I gotta be more honest.

That's not the kind of honesty I'm talking about.

We'll talk later after the interview.

I'm sorry, Michelle. My roommate can be a kid sometimes.

So, you're exactly the kind of employee we strive to have on our team.

Lonely, miserable, low sex drive, willing to work 24 hours a day, seven

week, and no hobbies.

So tell me, Adam, how do you handle not falling asleep at work?

Well, that's easy. I just simply drink more coffee and energy drinks, really.

He does sleep!

That's how he got fired from his last job!

Yes! Interception!

I'm sorry, Michelle.

My roommate, as you can see, is a little too passionate about football and

alcohol.

Heh.

That won't happen again.

Hey!

You guys should hire Adam! Adam, he's great!

We love boozing! We go to the Berns, watch football all night!

We go to the stadium, yell at people and fight with people! You name it, we've

done it! Yes!

I'm sorry, Michelle.

Whatever my roommate said, it's not true.

Well, I'm shocked.

I thought we had the best candidate this whole time. I am the best candidate. I

mean, look at this.

I've been divorced for the last two years, and I'm the most miserable

I am perfect for this job.

Well, it seems to us like you have hobbies, and we can't have people on our

front line who have hobbies.

I was never into football. Trust me, I was never even into sports.

I swear.

Adam, we'll have our staff get back to you on the next steps.

Hey! You guys got work for people like me?

How loyal!

I wear pants!

See?

We currently have online applications, but unfortunately, you'll have to pass a

drug test.

Hey! You guys find a job for my friendship?

Hey! Is that Bruce?

What the hell?

Hey! Help! It's me!

I'm in your freaking workplace!

Oh, wow!

Dude.

Everyone looks like they're dying in here.

Wow.

They're all dying inside.

I'm never gonna get that job.