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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Actualizar a Ilimitado para eliminar este mensaje.) You're over here, jerking off our swaps, son.

I want to know what a dad dick

looks like.

Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

I did the dishes last night.

It's your turn to do them.

That's how this works.

You do them one night, I do them

the next, so...

Yeah, but listen, I don't want to do

them.

You never rinse off your dishes, and there's

all this grimy food built up, and it's

gross.

I just, I hate that you're so...

gross.

I hate that you refuse to do the

dishes when it's clearly your turn.

Yeah, well at least I don't leave the

toilet seat up.

And with you being the bathroom, what are

you talking about?

Just stop it.

Shut up.

Listen, we might be a swap family, but

we're still a family.

Yeah.

You two need to get along and respect

each other, like a real family does.

It's important for us to work this out,

so we can get some peace and quiet,

and a few hours of you guys not

fighting.

Yeah, well at least I'm not the one

leaving my cummy boxers all over the bathroom

floor.

It's disgusting.

She leaves her dildos in the dishwasher.

How am I supposed to get something to

drink with your toys just everywhere?

This is not a dildo.

This is my best friend.

Okay, and plus, I have to wash them.

It's not like anybody here is fucking me.

Alright, that's it.

Final warning.

Get along, or else.

Ugh, gross.

Give that back.

What are you doing?

I was watching this.

I'm changing it back to what I wanted

to watch.

You're such an asshole.

You're the one who keeps taking the remote.

It's my turn, and my favorite show is

about to come on.

I've had enough.

Me too.

I couldn't find the getting along shirt, so

you're going to have to wear this.

What the fuck is this?

No way.

It's either this, or you're both grounded until

the end of the swap.

That's not fair.

We are done with you guys arguing.

It's this, or you're grounded.

I don't want to get grounded.

Whoa, what are you doing?

It's underwear.

You have to be naked, right?

Honey, I don't think you're supposed to...

Wow.

So, are we putting on the stupid underwear

or not?

Yeah, but I...

Do you think they should be naked?

Well, they can't stand each other.

I'm sure nothing's going to happen.

Okay, you guys wear that and be nice

for a few minutes.

Come on, I don't want to get grounded.

So, what are you waiting for?

Get in.

Yeah, uh...

Stop rubbing your dick all over me.

Maybe you could just pretend it's one of

your toys.

Well, at least my toys aren't annoying like

you.

Maybe we should just fuck and get it

over with.

I mean...

We haven't been fighting this whole time, so...

You're annoying, but...

You're really hot.

Thanks, you're really gross, but...

I really want to fuck you.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

What are you doing?

You have to stop that.

Come on, baby.

You're getting along.

You're not complaining.

Now, let's stay home.

And relax with your family.

Stop it.

Oh, god.

Stop getting into it, too, yeah.

But you did.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my...

Oh, my god, yes.

Yeah, keep looking.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Damn.

Swap on the stacks.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

I missed you so much.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Look, yes.

There, yes.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh, my god, you're gonna make me cry.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Goddamn.

Oh, my god.

I'm just gonna have to do this to

the other one.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes.

Oh, you're gonna make me feel so good.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, my god, yes.

Oh, my god, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you're gonna make me feel so good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, there,

right there.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes.

That's what I like.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Yes.

Fuck off, you.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Right there, right there, right there.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I'll show you how it's done.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

We should make this a meal swap.

Yeah, sure.

I'd really like to try a Junior's Big

Pie.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

I want it.

Fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God, yes, it feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Huh?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I do.

It's so hot.

Oh, oh, oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Huh?

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I think I'm doing that.

I'm going to cum.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I'm going to cum.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I'm cumming.

I'm cumming.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, right there.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's right.

Look at her.

Oh, here's something else.

That's right.

Yeah?

Very electric.

Do you feel something else?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Aw, it's so hot.

Yeah, make her calm.

Please make her calm.

Yes, please.

Make her calm.

Oh, please.

Ah.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, It's Okay, you're gonna make me

cry when you look at me like that.

For His blood!

I'm coming home, oh, my God.

Mm-hmm Back,

back, back, back, back, back.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

You don't want to ask why it's all

messy?

Please, stay, stay.

It's alright, come on, come on.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's going so deep.

Yes.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

No.

F footprints, f one footprints.

No.

Yes, yes, yes!

Okay.

Just a one.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my

God!

Do it, do it, do it, do it,

do it, do it, do it.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Take a look at that.

That's such a good spot.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, you're so funny.

Grab her.

Look!

Give me a hug.

I like it right now.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god, you're hitting me.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh my god, you come over here.

Come for me.

Yeah.

I want you.

Yeah.

Bug, bug, bug, bug.

Come on.

I want it.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I'm going to come for you.

Yes, let me have the baby.

Come for me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I'm going to give you this.

Good job.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I love this.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Bug, bug, bug, bug.

Yes.

Yes.

Here we go.

So much calm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Looks so good.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Not no more fighting?

Mm-hm.

I think so, but only if I get

dick every day for the rest of the

swap.

I think you guys can handle that.

Mm-hm.

Mm.

Mm.

I love you.

I love you too.