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Now I will tell you that.

Damn, so where to start? Ah, here
what. This is the city in which I live. Although

In fact, I do not live here.

I live here.

Here I have all sorts of programs.

Here I am walking, here I communicate.

So I learn about the weather on the street.

The program is called "to the bastard to stand up and
Look out the window. " These are secret

buttons about which I'm nothing at all
I will say.

In short, if anyone does not understand, this is mine
computer.

System unit.

Disks, a familiar wall painters
painted.

All trash, plants. Oh, and this is me
Gene Ryzhov, in rare headphones 1976

years. Here.

This is my connection button with
Internet.

So, it all started just with
What am I ...

This is my friend Benjamin.

Also known as a broom. Although in life
He looks like this, but he sees himself

yourself so.

Broat Gamer.

Just a maniac of computer games. And this
His girlfriend.

Although everything is more complicated than it seems.

In short, on one forum of gamers he
Met a girl. He writes to her, I

I will fall in. And she is to him, I will lit up you. AND
That's how they urinated each other.

Water, wet.

And then he realized that he fell in love and decided with
Meet her.

It is worth, which means, in the agreed place, and
A youngster rolls up to him

On rollers. Hello!

Guess what my name is?

Yes, I don't care, what is your name there,
girl.

So, for six months you have chopped down with her
nets in a computer toy, and you are all

Time claimed that you have
young woman.

And now it turns out that she is 12 years old.

How will you be with her now? Well,
This ... but nothing.

I will wait until 18 years.

And no one will be about 6 years old
Fuck brains.

In -in, so that she does not interfere with you in
Toys play. In general, they say that

Blosses to 30.

Ah, I forgot to say about Alice.

This is Alice. Her pseudonym, of course,
Seleznev. She sees herself so and more

In total, he loves chats in the world.

Hello, smack. Hello, smack.
Hello, smack. Fuck, Overch, Outs, Outs.

So. Like adults, but brains
No. Nowadays it is generally difficult

grow up. How can you grow up here?

Oh, but this is Bill Kate.

And this is his Microsoft corporation.

Here you turn on the computer, right?

The operating system in
Windows.

Do you want it or not, but without Windows
You can’t do it anymore.

This Windows already got me so that even
When I do not sit at the computer, Windows glitches

They jump out before my eyes. Well, nafig
This Windows. Windows here not at all

Came. It all started with hacking. Because
that hacking is cool.

In general, for hacking should give
Novelyevsky prizes.

But the laws are imperfect and for such things
Give a deadline.

In short, it all started with the fact that I
Microsoft's servant hacked.

America, America, it's beautiful, but Russia
This is where there is power, that's where there is power.

Vladimir Central, Victor Severny.

Well, you are the brake.

This is Lena, my girlfriend. Again at the computer
Sitting? Look.

Well, whose ass? And what?

Look, where is this ass?

You have an ass on the monitor. And I don't see
This is nothing smart or interesting.

Sorry. You at the address, look at the address.

Microsoft .com instead of money
earn, do some

garbage. All the time she is not
Like, all the time she is something

In general, it all started with women.

Because with them I never
It was possible to achieve a stable connect.

Freak.

Nerd. Although friends, of course, are trying
Help me. I know.

You need to find a hacker girl.

Once you have already advised me.

Yes. I know. I was looking for, looking, looking for,
I searched, but did not find it. And then I went to

The hacker forum and posted the most
The ugly question.

I wonder if there are girls among us?

Well, here everyone began to laugh.

Because the main thing for a hacker is
anonymity. Well, here, I look, comes

Like ... well, I'm a girl, it's something
Changes.

I write to her, of course, changes. They came
Photo.

She giggles.

And he asks, and you are not by chance the SVBR?

And by the way, if she decided that you are a SVBR,
So she is an American. Well, she is nafig.

Maybe she is old.

Or fat. If she is an American, then
Fat is unambiguous. In general, so from this

Nothing came out.

And then I met Lena.

What is a hacker?

It looks like a hacker is cool.

But how was she mistaken.

Yes, there is no romance in my life.
From the side in general. The dude sits

Poking into the monitor.

The test is already on treason.

At night there are such topics that it is better
Do not sleep at all.

It was you who hacked the server, Lord.

Or, for example, dreams that I forgot everything
your passwords.

Out, I'm sleeping.

Lena is usually not happy when I try
Remember them. So, stop. What am I

I tell. It all started with a teapot.
You live here like a homeless person. Even tea in

You make a saucepan.

Len, what's the difference?

There is a difference for normal people.

Who is the hacker in them?

You can't make money, steal too
You can't. What can you do?

If I steal money, I'm early
Or they will calculate late. Steal money

Too dangerous.

Yes, steal at least a kettle from
Internet.

Otherwise, you are not a hacker, but some kind of moron.

OK. Gasting, garbage, garbage. Wait, stand,
Stop. And what is this kettle?

Multi -string, or what?

Gasting, garbage, garbage. Expensive, expensive,
expensive.

Oh, this cool.

So I look at this, it means, and I think
The auction is clearly some kind of left, kettle

inexpensive, and I did what to do
it is forbidden.

Entered his address for delivery.

Here, they will deliver right to the house.

This is not a kettle, this is a jug. Well, yes, in general
-It was a jug.

Everything just began with this
idiotic jug.

I asked for a normal kettle that
can be included in the outlet and boil

And this is some kind of shit. Why
shit? This is a rarity.

Reason, I just like in
The Internet was pulled. Yes to me

Where did you pull it from. This is shit. And all
Your life is shit. And you yourself are a freak.

And in general you already got me.

Understood?

So, it all started with that, it doesn’t matter
Why.

In short, it has already begun, and above me
Clouds began to thicken.

Here.

No!

No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!

No!

Sold. And who else should I contact
How not to the organizers of the auction?

This is a family value.

Please give me at least some
information.

Clear, thanks.

Our hacker broke up.

Ryzhov Gennady Vitalievich?

Well, hemorrhoids were with this load of yours.

GTD, customs clearance. I had to bell
Rubil. This is like Bill of Leading. Well -ka

On the summit, only aviation. So with
You are a piece of bucks.

What? A piece of bucks?

Delivery is more expensive than goods?

Yes, for that kind of money.

I do not need this jug.

Well, your business.

The cargo delivered, but the addressee is accepted
Refuses.

Will have to send a request to
relevant authorities.

Let them check who the buyer is and what
In the way he acquired it.

Wait, do not send a request.
Well, delivery cannot cost so much.

Maybe. It’s written on your forehead.

Who are you and what are you doing?

In general, if today is not money
It will be, we will help you work them out.

You have a hacker.

Well, did he go to your shnyag?

Closed, commanded.

How I scared him with cops, immediately into my pants
I'll put it.

Well, the stink.

Yes, for such grandmas could Jin be in
kit.

I conjure you, Jin, get out of there.

Goat.

Ryzhov Gennady pulls the jug right at
me from under the nose. Yes I will turn it

Bastard in the worm. Yes, he deserved it.

Yes, grandmas are needed today.

What? Sell a computer?

Are you a fool? Yes, and rather
I’ll sell my bundle.

What are you doing?

He growled at me.

Who are you at all?

Gin. What?

Gin?

Well, how did I not guess right away?

Type Hatabych.

Hatabych, Hatabych.

Call me as you want, my lord.

So, Khatabych, get out of here, understand?

Didn't understand.

So, now he has a fist on the scoreboard or
foot with a turn.

Yeah, if you are Jin.

Prove it! Fuck a miracle!

Uh -e! Uh -e! All! All! I believe! I believe!

You have three desires, my

Young friend.

Go and find out everything.

I will do it.

So Gene.

Yes.

So, so, so.

So, then, the mouse.

In short, let it be on every mouse
Open for beer. And then it is inconvenient after all, after all,

You sit at the computer. Oh, wise. A
You can’t come up with anything more smart?

You have only three desires, an idiot! New
I’ll buy a car, I’ll take a dacha on Rublevka.

Everything will be like people. We are through this
We will download millions of hackers.

He has no money, he has nowhere to go.

Work out.

Live is already flying, but there is no jug.

Sit and listen to what they are talking about.

Hello! Great!

Well, what about money?

Now.

Kotapych, can you do Bakhtov?

Well, such pieces of paper with a pattern.

This will be your first desire.

Yeah. I am now.

What is Alyo?

Alyo! Alee himself!

What are you? Where did I get a stupak?
Five minutes later I will give two hundred.

Yes.

Quality cigarettes.

But is this drawing beautiful?

I don’t know, but many people like it.

How much do you want?

Million. Billion.

Better a billion. Well, in short, so that
to the hell. Understood.

Fuck knows how much he is.

Uh, uh, just do not believe it right away.

Will pay? And what?

Maybe this thing is a tank to overcome?

And if it is Ken? Ken, it's not for you
refers.

Len, there is such a thing. In short, I am Khatabych
pulled out. Well, he was sitting there in a jug. So

Here, he is really cool. You can do anything
Most.

Count.

Well, in general, call me back urgently.

Yesterday, once again unknown
Hackers

Microsoft server was attacked.

Hacker -server.

Some kind of nonsense. Yes, they are lamers there, damn it.

And an unknown hacker, this is me, between
otherwise.

Cool, huh?

Well, unfortunately, so far it was possible to explain
Only the fact that the hacking of the company server

Produced by a hacker from Moscow. We are very
We count on your assistance in capture

terrorist.

Fine. We are ready to assist you
In the capture of the terrorist. And to oversee you

work will be our specialist in
security.

To supervise our work?

Yes, Annie flew from Tiathl today.

Means,

Here are what specialists work in
Microsoft.

Now everything is clear.

Do you doubt my professionalism?

I have no doubt that you are professionally
Playing dolls.

Fine. In this case, we will work on
separately and see who will find him

First.

Hackers, hackers, hackers. So, Moscow
Hackers. This lamer, this one

Lummer and this lamer. Oh Mazahak.

Let's start with you.

Did you want my photo? You will get it.

ABOUT,

Familiar nickname.

This is the American.

Hi, I'm in Moscow now. Can
Meet on Red Square.

Six o’clock in the evening.

How did she beg that I was in Moscow?

I also sent a photo.

Oh, a pretty virgin.

Well, damn it.

Do you know her?

I know for a long time, but I see for the first time.

In general, I already tried to better with her
To get acquainted, but it did not work.

Hatabych, did you conjure?

I did not touch anything here.

So, she also needs to send a photo.

So, this is better not to see.

This is not that.

It is suffering for some garbage to her.

It’s better not to know this too.

She will not understand this.

It will understand, but wrong.

Let it remain my little
secret.

Oh, this is nothing.

Although you need to correct it.

So better.

So, of course, we will meet.

Here is my photo.

Listen, Khatabych, here is the girl who
I need it.

My desire is to make it in
I fell in love.

Cute boy. Not only a hacker
But in Photoshop he knows how to draw.

Lena, maybe I can no longer call back.

Well, what?

Nothing will come out.

There are things that are not subject to Ginam.
Jin cannot kill, cannot

make you love, cannot force
Lohery.

Yes, a great wizard.

Okay, now I'm here with the spirits online
I will consult.

And today we meet with her.

What will advise.

Show her that you're cool.

Be the present man, not the same
All white.

The main thing, the Kazakh is older. Show her that
You are an adult.

Light a Chinese paper lantern. This is so
Romantic.

Pour it with beer, let it warm up.

Watch by car, invite home, be
With her a real macho. Everything is clear.

I drive in a car, I pump with beer.

Yes, roll by car. Car, car,
This is not the case, this is not the case.

Oh, this is a joke. Although I am still
Frightening.

Oh, here is a real car.

Design 50 days.

Damn, for a long time.

We will arrange in 40 minutes.

This is exactly what you need.

Romantic atmosphere.

Hatavych, how to create a romantic at home
atmosphere? Well, carpets, incense,

harlot. Well, carpets, incense,
harlot.

What, nafig, harlots?

If she is a hacker, you need the whole apartment
furnish the comps. Come to me in

Shop, I'll give you a discount.

Yes.

Buy a lot of computers.

What do you think, which is better for a date
With a girl?

You think over your second desire
quickly.

And the jug can come here.

Jug? I have no jug.

How?

How is it not?

So I threw him away.

What?

Have you thrown a jug?

About grief to me.

It was just stinking from him.

It was not a stink.

And if the jug falls into the bad hands?

And if the new owner makes me
Burn crops and torment small children?

What then?

Come on, don't strain.

Your jug in the garbage tank is lying.

Oh, horror!

The monster swallowed a jug.

I will go after him on the carpet.

What are you? What carpet is a might? I am yours
I ate the carpet for a long time!

Oh, shame on my gray hair.

Kuvshin leaves in that car. Catch up!

Do it, do it.

Zadolbal? Or maybe I'm an actress?

Maybe I want to play in the theater?

The carpet -sulfound ate a moth.

Am I so old?

So how much did you sit in the jug?

Thirty times three times.

Thirty years and more thirty times
Three years.

2970. Yes, this is Dofiga.

And I, it happens, too.

Let me not leave on the street myself.

And then, when I go out.

I also do not understand anything.

What is happening around?

Okay, I'll help you.

It's all that I am to blame.

Come on, know what?

Not a carpet, but a linoleum will make a plane.

Easy to wash.

Monnik eats.

It doesn't work.

You need to accelerate.

Gram 700.

Bring to hand over.

Can!

Three more three bags, and we will find it.

Have you already come up with a second desire?

Not yet.

Well, think faster.

ABOUT!

Do you want to be like that?

Tempting. Although, wait, I'm something
I'll think of more interestingly.

And you don't bark.

If I knew that you were getting there, I
I would have gone away to you too.

Let me eat. What is incomprehensible here?

Hear! The dog is talking.

This I fulfilled your second desire.
Now you understand the language of birds, fat and

other living organisms.

What? Did I ask you?

Well, you yourself said.

Oh, if I understood.

Hey, Jin, damn it. Next time
Before ask, understand?

Understood. Okay, I'll go to eat in the trash.

Yes, go to a herd, cattle.

Where? There.

So what is happening here?

Present the documents.

Especially you.

What are documents?

Well, this is something like that.

Yes, I have these documents mountains.

Hey, well, come on, get out of there.

Listen, dear, you don’t have a jug,
So you don’t command me here. Understood

You? Blovuta monkey!

Yes, yes, dump from here, otherwise he is you
Now he will really heal.

ABOUT,

It happened! My new owner calls
me!

Order, my lord.

I am ready to fulfill any of your desires.

Sit down!

May it be fulfilled, my lord.

All you wish is O valiant husband.

Japanese magnetopon. Well, psychic! Well
-ka teach how you are

Do you, huh?

Third. You have already learned.

Fonian tape recorder.

Role!

Cooperfield! Amignon Boxing! Can
Mother

materialize?

Three desires, men.

Only three desires.

The very moment, the third desire is fulfilled.

Okay, this will help.

Your documents.

Where is the jug?

Japanese tape recorder.

You will never be able to look up
glasses!

Understood?

Wow.

Understood.

Yes. So, now let's do mine
deeds. Who will like the girl, you need ...

Ae, roll by car.

B. Create a romantic atmosphere at home.

And for the editing of all these points,
The girl is a hacker. I, of course, are not

I doubt the wisdom of your online
spirits, but I'm also a sage. I am a lot

thousands of years.

You have strange trees.

Hello, wood!

He is silent, does not want to say hello.

Wow, beautiful. Again the door did not turn off.
That electronics, problems came to me.

Op, and you have a whole brigade here.

Do you download grandmas?

Where is Gennady?

Well? Well?

I know what you don't know even the most
Scientists.

For example?

The Earth has the shape of a ball.

Cool.

I can teach you how to find the way to
The heart of a woman.

Come on, teach.

Tell her.

Oh beautiful!

Your body is flexible, like a wild chamber.

The skin is delicate, like a dove.

Your hair is like marvelous waterfalls.

Thy bog! So, Kotamych, on the stems
Let's stop.

Listen, just don't need me noodle on my ears
hang. These suckers ... so,

Crap. Hackers, bespectacles, botanists. Now
You yourself will work for me.

What are you watching? Let's pump it. What
pump it? Are you stupid?

Первый раз до компьютера? Come on
Draise.

Money from banks download. Fast!

How much to download? What are you stupid questions
Do you ask?

Million.

Ready. Money was sent to you by Imila.
Op.

Well done.

Ну -ка, едем обналичивать.

And here is the grandfather.

Funny dangled.

See? Breeding.

Say what this bird is so wonderful
Sings?

This is alarm.

Seven change.

Until you find Gin, you can not
come back.

Yes, if I could, I would not return.

But no, something more rare.
Yeah, fraudulent.

My grandfather has a victory of the 51st year.

It will cost you ... very expensive.

The car was not so very
rare, but very expensive. Yes, do not care.

make her the right tuning, then in
America certainly is not.

Okay, then at three o'clock, fit it to
Red Square.

Organize. Just not late, otherwise
I will energize, damn it.

Gasting, garbage, garbage.

And then one idea came to my mind.

Yeah.

What are you, Gene, will we do? Rock question.

While Khatabych hung ...

Such a life of a big city. I ran to
Shop for the company.

Guys, you will, connect, and
Strong twilight, and all that. She's how

will come in, he will see such beauty, and just
Immediately give you.

Here, the shoulder of the apartment.

Japanese tape recorder.

How much the world was amazed.

Boring. Not boring. Very fun.

Boring. It looks like he asks me. Or
will now bring their friends, they

They will take my jug from me and they will guess
desires.

No money was received at your account.

Then another question.

And the money on Imale is going on for a long time?

Tanya, heard?

Money by Imale.

Here are Kanuin's botans.

Eat. It was he who hacked here.

So we will take.

And here is premium.

We had time left up to six hours, and
I offered Hattabych to drink a beer.

But the human beer Khattabych does not drink
He wanted and conjured his company.

Khattabych, and you will not burst?

I am a spirit and live a spiritual life. For what
Do I care about the body? Although sometimes

Everything is still necessary to cast.

Yes, put this jug. Why are you so above
Are you shaking? Yeah. You will not have time to fulfill

The desire of one person, the jug falls
To another.

The jug goes from hand to hand, and
I constantly have someone who owes someone.

But now that I will fulfill your third
desire, I finally be able to fly away

There, where the genies live. This is real
miracle.

But you give.

Do you want to trade? Ask me how.

Accommodated.

For another six months there is no sex.

Okay, I have a lot of things.

Tell me how to find Gennady
Ryzhova?

He seemed to go to the Internet kaf.

Tell me, who draws effective paintings?

These are not paintings, these are just pictures. What, and
This Virgo is also a photo? Well, yes.

Do you want me to buy a fotik? You yourself will be
Photo. And what is it? Well, when

They take pictures, it turns out flat
image.

Okay, now you will see everything there.

Well, like, phrasam from blood.

I can do that too.

Here, I bought you a fotik.

Photo on health. On me
Put on the button.

It doesn't work.

This is because the photo is inside.

Now I will explain everything to you.

Oh, now works.

You won't understand it.

Cesam, open. Here you have a fotik. Who from
us a sage and a wizard, at the end?

Unknown hacker abused over
Corporation.

And in me already Moscow Komsomolets
Writes. And you want, I'm like this Komsomol member

I will energize that he is only about one thing for you
Will write, huh?

The third desire, and I flew. No.

Yes, wait, Khattabych, where are you so
In a hurry?

Just look at me anymore
Photo. And then I'm all the same with

Must meet.

Hey, but she has no girlfriend?

Girlfriends?

Nothing, Hatabych, now we are in you in
We will find someone. IN

What is the Internet?

Well, in a nutshell I will not explain. In general, in
The Internet can be everything.

Drive with friends.

Yell songs.

have sex.

I slowly take off the leather dress. I have already
It flew here for a long time.

And I'm sitting here.

Let's see other cities and
countries.

Paris.

Live camera in real time.

Tokyo.

New York.

And from yesterday Mogilev -Podolsky
Online.

Op, already offline.

But you can see on the Internet how to wash

Beautiful Virgo?

Easy to.

So, for example, here.

Chirleaders of the state -owned team
Kentucky.

What are you doing here?

This is me not for you. This Khatabych asked.
I did not ask.

He himself suggested.

Meet Khatabych. Gina with a jug.

Tell me what you smoked and I will tell you who
You. Well, what, my children, maybe beer?

Yes, in a hurry.

Well, I went, and you have fun here.

On.

I understood that you didn’t go anywhere.

I'm a sage.

She will see me and think, what are you
sucker. How can you be a sucker if

So much money?

I already understood how your world works.

So if she is with me, then
Only out of money?

No, well, not only.

Look, I have nothing to do with it.

She herself sent you her photo.

She called you herself.

See? Well, in general, yes.

I also had to go one day, but
He was scared and did not go.

And then I had thousands of virgins.

But I have never met anyone.

So come on, do not slow down.

Well, I went quickly.

And do not forget to tell her about the neighbor.

I can conjure thousands
beautiful maiden, but find one

which will understand me, with this with
I'm a problem.

Here, here whole crowds of women are sitting.

Meet who you want.

To enter the chat, you need to start
pseudonym.

Although no, this is not solid. Well, for example,
Somehow like this.

Hi Khatabych.

Let's get acquainted? Tell me, how are you
Do you make miracles? Your hair is magical.

Hold it.

Well, then what? How to use it?

Quiet, that's it.

Do not bother.

Hello, Kisa.

And then I climbed to the dragon in the mouth and
I gave him a couple of teeth.

Yes, I will not tell you yet, woman.

Well, maybe let's get around the contour?

So I don't know how. So I will teach.

Early, early. Opa, now a counter -ruff.
In, in, in, in, now hypergrad.

Oh well done.

Here are the morons, huh?

Everything, hit.

How I am not at once? Send someone else
Photo.

Why do it, damn it?

Okay, in a person the main soul, not
appearance.

I will give her money, let her do Sheping,
Then a couple of plastic surgery.

When I saw her, my heart was sung.

And sang in English.
Tell me, you are the one who broke the server

Microsoft?

Finally I met a person who is
appreciates.

This is my job. Nothing personal.

You have the right to remain silent. Or...
Don't know.

It was somehow customary to say in Russia.

I went through all levels!

Kotabych!

Come out of here, quickly!

What are you watching, beauty? Let's help!

How do you communicate? Okay, now you
You know Russian. I know Russian?

Yes, help the groom raise.

Groom? Yes.

Here the car should wait for us.

Maybe someone at last
Explain what is happening here?

I'll explain everything to you.

But first you have to kiss him.

Otherwise, he will never wake up.

Is it necessary?

I act, hanging out like a gin,
So on people.

Only your kiss can wake him up.

Well, come on.

Drill, creature!

You have strange relationships.

In general, it was possible not to kiss.

This is what I was joking.

And what kind of man did you shoot you? This is shaitan.

Ibn Shaitan.

Well, in our way, they say, Shaitanych, in
The world is interconnected.

There are genies that fulfill desires,
and there are shaitans who do just

vice versa. How is it the other way around? Well, do it
so that the desires are not fulfilled

never. Here, for example, you.

If you want to have a lot of money, and Shaitan is you
will overhear and will inflate so that no matter how

Twist, you never have a lot of money
will.

How?

I understand.

In short, the debriser.

If the jug falls into his hands, I
I will become his slave for the evening.

And if he finds the remaining 12 gins, then
will become a brilliant. And then

This will begin.

In short, the greatest world bite.

A strange car for you.

You go to me at home.

Not good.

From today.

I was going to meet one
girl.

I made this car for her.

She wanted to please her.

I thought we would ride, drink beer. Well, in
In general, it will be fun.

But this girl turned out to be so bastard
What am I even to you

I will not tell.

Well, maybe she’s not so bad.

She just matured, got a job
Work in a large company.

Everything has changed.

Is this her work now?

Well, let's say a third desire.

Already? Yes, already.

Until Shaitanovich found me.

Well? I want an eternal life.

For everyone.

For everyone?

How nice.

And as a result of overpopulation, hunger,
devastation, war.

No, then ... don't think for others.

Ask for yourself.

For yourself?

For yourself, for yourself.

I want you to stay.

OK.

Only you have to fly away.

So ... in short, make me a bottle
beer.

And all?

Do you have little beer?

Yeah.

Well, that's all.

Goodbye. Maybe you will fly away sometimes?

Well, at least write letters.

Yes, I knew that everything was wrong in Russia
like ours.

But I did not think so.

Yes, if you still lived here, you would not
I saw this.

Around solid hutaby, goryna,
Chelesha.

One Baba Yaga is worth it.

Baba Yaga?

Who is this?

Did you have sex with her?

We work, capture!

Stand and move!

Hands on the hood!

The legs are wider, put your feet wider! Hands for
back! What is he have there?

Do not raise your head! Give the car to
ours. Stand, wait, I'm all you

And, and you are also in Russian, it turns out,
Talking.

Watch the floor!

Head down! Listen, I know for sure
that this is not him.

But we know for sure that it is he. Goat!

Did you notice it by chance? Yes, strange.
There are some kind of stripes there.

Yes, dear citizen, comrade
Investigator, we found out. This is a papyrus.

What other papyrus?

Real papyrus.

It was used in ancient hygiepe. Instead of
Papers.

What idiot will be from papyrus bucks
print?

So, okay.

Are there any special signs?

Get out of the car.

Dear Gennady, I express you
Gratitude for your unprecedented

your highest professionalism, which
You demonstrated by hacking the server

Filted Microsoft.

Are you changing?

Do you recruit, or what?

This belongs to you.

Do anything, hack
If you want.

We realized our wrong and more
We will never bother you. And all that

It happened today, we just forget.

Glory, Gennady Vitalievich!

Glory, Gennady Vitalievich!

And what, good, they fell.

Atapych.

You returned.

I returned because I forgot my hat.

What other hat?

You did not have any hat. Well, it was
There was no.

Who cares?

What did you stick to me with some hat?

Of course, I first wanted to fly to
dragon and spew out the flame on these

Warriors.

Well, then I thought what these stupid
show -off?

Well, what about the country of Ginov?

Hey, the country of Ginov.

There is no jinn country.

How is it not? And so there is no. IN
All this is a fairy tale.

For young children.

I myself invented this country where they live
Only only Gina.

Where you can be free and not execute
Someone's desires.

But there is no such country.

Well, where did you fly?

Nowhere.

Away from the world of people.

Well, how will you stay here? And if you
Will Shaitanych find?

Why does he need an ordinary person?

But you are not a man, you are Jin. Yes, Gene.

But there is one way to solve this problem.

But for this I need to retire.

Normal stories by this usually and
End.

Like a wizard became a man. But in
our history was the most interesting

Ahead. Because at first glance
The Khatabych plan was brilliant. But on

The look was a very dumb plan.

Well, that’s all.

I stopped being a wizard and became
Simple mortals.

Yes, almost.

If you do not remove everything from him
Accusations ...

I will complain about the central office.

Goodbye, jug. I always hated you.

I will buy a house for myself and we will heal there with my
Kisoy.

We will sit on the seashore and listen,
How the alarm sings.

Good news. I found merchants.

Well, the apartment is ready for seduction.

Thank you, helped out.

Cancel you. What do you need?

Maybe you buy a mink fur coat?

Oh, fur coat! A fur coat, it would be cool!

Okay, there will be a fur coat for you.

Carefully! But this is a moth! Mol too
Live.

Moreover, I promised her a mink fur coat. You
He promised to buy a fur coat for moths.

Well, come here, I said.

Oh, help, help.

Oh, a jug is sucking me.

Did you see that?

You think that if you rub this
Zheleziak, will I fulfill your desires?

Break off.

I'm no longer Gene.

Are you pretending to be here?

Shadow and hare, dull shadow. Zaitsev here
No. And mushrooms too.

I'm not stupid. I am an actress.

Shut up! Never, never will you be
Actress!

So you are now a simple mortal.

OK.

And you remember what happens to simple
removed? What they are

Dying.

Hello, love.

Glad to see you. You see, she is here
And I'm glad to see me.

Khartsovych, wait, you need to
check.

You are a dumb father.

Hello Lena.

What are you doing? I am for you now in
I will give the face! You first look at what she

will answer.

Glad to see you.

I went out, here is Galim.

So interesting with you.

What does it mean?

This is a robot.

Car. Program. But she is with me
Talked. There are such robots in

chats. Visitors are entertaining.

What is a robot?

Robots are different.

Robots can be like a person,
They may not be similar.

And there are also robots of the program.

They may look like this or even
So.

But what does she look like?

She? OK.

Like this.

What is this?

Program code.

But this is she, as it were, without clothes.

Naked? Oh, horror.

I know you have a problem.

And I know how to solve it.

So she is like that with everyone.

Who? FISA.

Prostitute.

Do not be upset. Do you want me
I am a whole harem of these.

If you could send me to her in
Internet, I would with

She talked to her eye.

Here is an old fool! On the Internet! There
There is nothing to eat!

Hatsapych, understand, the Internet is not a country,
Not a city. This is just information.

Remember, I told you that I am great
The sage and the secrets of nature are familiar to me?

Yes, I remember. The Earth has the shape of a ball.
Thank you for saying.

So, I will open you one more great
Secret.

In each body of the body, the soul is reflected.

Where? Where is it? In the genetic code!

That's good.

If you manage to solve it, mine
The very code.

then you will be able to instill me even to the body
Such as the bird.

But to send me on the Internet, you
Need a piece

my body.

Stop!

Firstly, one is enough for this
Cells. And secondly,

And for all, this is generally unrealistic.

Oh you!

You cannot hack genetic code.

Who is the hacker to me?

Okay, I want to be alone.

And why did I become a man? People are the most
Unhappy creature.

Run, fussing.

All the time they need something.

Slaves of their desires.

And I ...

Was a slave to his jug, and now he has become
the slave of your body.

Hey!

Is that you, Hattabych? Well, me.

What are you killed, or what?

I didn’t press anything, he shot himself.

Well, brother, congratulations, specific yoga
Failed.

And what happens to the wives when they
become mortals?

What? Forgot. Well, I will remind you.

When they die, they find themselves in
your own

merchant.

Never, you will never be free.

Kupshina!

Soon I will collect all the gins together.

And the greatest world wreck will come.

Fly on the roof. There at least now
Again in the jug of the foul.

And you check the closet, otherwise suddenly there
What yogis are sitting.

Return Khatabych!

How?

Remember that he is about genetic
Did you say the code?

Yes, if he is left at least, at least
One cage, at least a hair.

Gene. I still did not understand that it was necessary
To make a miracle happen?

So, again.

We take the genetic code of Khattabych,
We convert it into a binary code, find it in

Code of patterns, we display
Mathematical algorithms, integrate

In the software shell. Everything is simple.

And it is called simple.

Yes, genetic information, but this
We need money. Look, so much money you

I have not seen in life.

This is called a lot.

Well, let's change the little one to pocket
expenses?

So, I know what to do.

Here, the numbers of other people's credit cards.

We will rob the bourgeois.

Wait, do not rob anyone.

Here.

Do you know how much it will cost?

Antiques are exported. Yes, the thoughts are not
Represents.

Understood.

Do you even know what it is?

What?

This is a papyrus.

Clear?

Used in ancient Egypt instead of
Papers.

And special signs, of course, no one
Remember. Why remember them?

Here, look at yourself.

Favorite tea, coffee.

You will never marry. Never.
What?

Sugar tea, please.

Appear and fulfill my will.

Numbers, numbers.

Without mana.

It doesn't work.

That's it, the room is hung.

Dad? Mother? You succeeded.

Thirteenth! Get out, I said!

Ku -ku.

Well, so who is the old idiot and who is whom
broke off?

Yes, only you can get it.

True, bastard.

You stayed there.

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Grenades!

Wound! Wound!

Here! Here! Now, now grenades!

Never!

For my teacher was a great gamer.

Yes, I can't kill.

But in this world you can only be a file.
And I'll just erase you.

So interesting with you.

Well, let me look at you.

What stared? Do you know?

Okay, let's see you again. About the pines not
Forget.

I could not help Hatabych find the country
Ginov, because there are no gin countries.

There is an Internet. In my opinion, the Internet is nothing
No worse. There, too, do not have to be performed

someone's desires, and you can endlessly
Fasting a fool.

So if on the Internet and with your
Strange things are happening a computer,

Surely this is the work of Hatabych's hands.

Case, even though you are a fool, but I love you.

So interesting with you.

Because more sensitive and understanding
I have never met a person.

Hey, dude, have you forgotten? You are a fur coat to me
He promised.

Break off, mol.

We no longer have money.

Not like fur coats, even on a scarf. Yeah,
He has no money. Yes, for the fact that you

did you now Nobel Prize
Give. This is a bunch of dough.

Come on, it’s good to drive the blizzard. Nobody to us
will not give anything.

Oh well ...

If we were given the Nobel Prize,
It would be cool.

We get a lot of money, we will live
Happily, until we die.

Cool, huh?

Wow.

No, estimate that Shaitanov is no longer there, and
All this garbage that people dream of,

It will come true.

Imagine how the film will begin.

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urgently.

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A fun fairy tale.

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Cannot Be Completed as Dialed. The
Number I Wish to

Call Cannot Be Completed at All.

It Feels So Hard to Sing Herae.

Come Over Now and Give Me Some Change.

I'M A Poor Little Thing Herae.

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