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Now I will tell you that.

Damn, so where to start? Ah, here what. This is the city in which I live. Although

In fact, I do not live here.

I live here.

Here I have all sorts of programs.

Here I am walking, here I communicate.

So I learn about the weather on the street.

The program is called "to the bastard to stand up and Look out the window. " These are secret

buttons about which I'm nothing at all I will say.

In short, if anyone does not understand, this is mine computer.

System unit.

Disks, a familiar wall painters painted.

All trash, plants. Oh, and this is me Gene Ryzhov, in rare headphones 1976

years. Here.

This is my connection button with Internet.

So, it all started just with What am I ...

This is my friend Benjamin.

Also known as a broom. Although in life He looks like this, but he sees himself

yourself so.

Broat Gamer.

Just a maniac of computer games. And this His girlfriend.

Although everything is more complicated than it seems.

In short, on one forum of gamers he Met a girl. He writes to her, I

I will fall in. And she is to him, I will lit up you. AND That's how they urinated each other.

Water, wet.

And then he realized that he fell in love and decided with Meet her.

It is worth, which means, in the agreed place, and A youngster rolls up to him

On rollers. Hello!

Guess what my name is?

Yes, I don't care, what is your name there, girl.

So, for six months you have chopped down with her nets in a computer toy, and you are all

Time claimed that you have young woman.

And now it turns out that she is 12 years old.

How will you be with her now? Well, This ... but nothing.

I will wait until 18 years.

And no one will be about 6 years old Fuck brains.

In -in, so that she does not interfere with you in Toys play. In general, they say that

Blosses to 30.

Ah, I forgot to say about Alice.

This is Alice. Her pseudonym, of course, Seleznev. She sees herself so and more

In total, he loves chats in the world.

Hello, smack. Hello, smack. Hello, smack. Fuck, Overch, Outs, Outs.

So. Like adults, but brains No. Nowadays it is generally difficult

grow up. How can you grow up here?

Oh, but this is Bill Kate.

And this is his Microsoft corporation.

Here you turn on the computer, right?

The operating system in Windows.

Do you want it or not, but without Windows You can’t do it anymore.

This Windows already got me so that even When I do not sit at the computer, Windows glitches

They jump out before my eyes. Well, nafig This Windows. Windows here not at all

Came. It all started with hacking. Because that hacking is cool.

In general, for hacking should give Novelyevsky prizes.

But the laws are imperfect and for such things Give a deadline.

In short, it all started with the fact that I Microsoft's servant hacked.

America, America, it's beautiful, but Russia This is where there is power, that's where there is power.

Vladimir Central, Victor Severny.

Well, you are the brake.

This is Lena, my girlfriend. Again at the computer Sitting? Look.

Well, whose ass? And what?

Look, where is this ass?

You have an ass on the monitor. And I don't see This is nothing smart or interesting.

Sorry. You at the address, look at the address.

Microsoft .com instead of money earn, do some

garbage. All the time she is not Like, all the time she is something

In general, it all started with women.

Because with them I never It was possible to achieve a stable connect.

Freak.

Nerd. Although friends, of course, are trying Help me. I know.

You need to find a hacker girl.

Once you have already advised me.

Yes. I know. I was looking for, looking, looking for, I searched, but did not find it. And then I went to

The hacker forum and posted the most The ugly question.

I wonder if there are girls among us?

Well, here everyone began to laugh.

Because the main thing for a hacker is anonymity. Well, here, I look, comes

Like ... well, I'm a girl, it's something Changes.

I write to her, of course, changes. They came Photo.

She giggles.

And he asks, and you are not by chance the SVBR?

And by the way, if she decided that you are a SVBR, So she is an American. Well, she is nafig.

Maybe she is old.

Or fat. If she is an American, then Fat is unambiguous. In general, so from this

Nothing came out.

And then I met Lena.

What is a hacker?

It looks like a hacker is cool.

But how was she mistaken.

Yes, there is no romance in my life. From the side in general. The dude sits

Poking into the monitor.

The test is already on treason.

At night there are such topics that it is better Do not sleep at all.

It was you who hacked the server, Lord.

Or, for example, dreams that I forgot everything your passwords.

Out, I'm sleeping.

Lena is usually not happy when I try Remember them. So, stop. What am I

I tell. It all started with a teapot. You live here like a homeless person. Even tea in

You make a saucepan.

Len, what's the difference?

There is a difference for normal people.

Who is the hacker in them?

You can't make money, steal too You can't. What can you do?

If I steal money, I'm early Or they will calculate late. Steal money

Too dangerous.

Yes, steal at least a kettle from Internet.

Otherwise, you are not a hacker, but some kind of moron.

OK. Gasting, garbage, garbage. Wait, stand, Stop. And what is this kettle?

Multi -string, or what?

Gasting, garbage, garbage. Expensive, expensive, expensive.

Oh, this cool.

So I look at this, it means, and I think The auction is clearly some kind of left, kettle

inexpensive, and I did what to do it is forbidden.

Entered his address for delivery.

Here, they will deliver right to the house.

This is not a kettle, this is a jug. Well, yes, in general -It was a jug.

Everything just began with this idiotic jug.

I asked for a normal kettle that can be included in the outlet and boil

And this is some kind of shit. Why shit? This is a rarity.

Reason, I just like in The Internet was pulled. Yes to me

Where did you pull it from. This is shit. And all Your life is shit. And you yourself are a freak.

And in general you already got me.

Understood?

So, it all started with that, it doesn’t matter Why.

In short, it has already begun, and above me Clouds began to thicken.

Here.

No!

No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No!

Sold. And who else should I contact How not to the organizers of the auction?

This is a family value.

Please give me at least some information.

Clear, thanks.

Our hacker broke up.

Ryzhov Gennady Vitalievich?

Well, hemorrhoids were with this load of yours.

GTD, customs clearance. I had to bell Rubil. This is like Bill of Leading. Well -ka

On the summit, only aviation. So with You are a piece of bucks.

What? A piece of bucks?

Delivery is more expensive than goods?

Yes, for that kind of money.

I do not need this jug.

Well, your business.

The cargo delivered, but the addressee is accepted Refuses.

Will have to send a request to relevant authorities.

Let them check who the buyer is and what In the way he acquired it.

Wait, do not send a request. Well, delivery cannot cost so much.

Maybe. It’s written on your forehead.

Who are you and what are you doing?

In general, if today is not money It will be, we will help you work them out.

You have a hacker.

Well, did he go to your shnyag?

Closed, commanded.

How I scared him with cops, immediately into my pants I'll put it.

Well, the stink.

Yes, for such grandmas could Jin be in kit.

I conjure you, Jin, get out of there.

Goat.

Ryzhov Gennady pulls the jug right at me from under the nose. Yes I will turn it

Bastard in the worm. Yes, he deserved it.

Yes, grandmas are needed today.

What? Sell ​​a computer?

Are you a fool? Yes, and rather I’ll sell my bundle.

What are you doing?

He growled at me.

Who are you at all?

Gin. What?

Gin?

Well, how did I not guess right away?

Type Hatabych.

Hatabych, Hatabych.

Call me as you want, my lord.

So, Khatabych, get out of here, understand?

Didn't understand.

So, now he has a fist on the scoreboard or foot with a turn.

Yeah, if you are Jin.

Prove it! Fuck a miracle!

Uh -e! Uh -e! All! All! I believe! I believe!

You have three desires, my

Young friend.

Go and find out everything.

I will do it.

So Gene.

Yes.

So, so, so.

So, then, the mouse.

In short, let it be on every mouse Open for beer. And then it is inconvenient after all, after all,

You sit at the computer. Oh, wise. A You can’t come up with anything more smart?

You have only three desires, an idiot! New I’ll buy a car, I’ll take a dacha on Rublevka.

Everything will be like people. We are through this We will download millions of hackers.

He has no money, he has nowhere to go.

Work out.

Live is already flying, but there is no jug.

Sit and listen to what they are talking about.

Hello! Great!

Well, what about money?

Now.

Kotapych, can you do Bakhtov?

Well, such pieces of paper with a pattern.

This will be your first desire.

Yeah. I am now.

What is Alyo?

Alyo! Alee himself!

What are you? Where did I get a stupak? Five minutes later I will give two hundred.

Yes.

Quality cigarettes.

But is this drawing beautiful?

I don’t know, but many people like it.

How much do you want?

Million. Billion.

Better a billion. Well, in short, so that to the hell. Understood.

Fuck knows how much he is.

Uh, uh, just do not believe it right away.

Will pay? And what?

Maybe this thing is a tank to overcome?

And if it is Ken? Ken, it's not for you refers.

Len, there is such a thing. In short, I am Khatabych pulled out. Well, he was sitting there in a jug. So

Here, he is really cool. You can do anything Most.

Count.

Well, in general, call me back urgently.

Yesterday, once again unknown Hackers

Microsoft server was attacked.

Hacker -server.

Some kind of nonsense. Yes, they are lamers there, damn it.

And an unknown hacker, this is me, between otherwise.

Cool, huh?

Well, unfortunately, so far it was possible to explain Only the fact that the hacking of the company server

Produced by a hacker from Moscow. We are very We count on your assistance in capture

terrorist.

Fine. We are ready to assist you In the capture of the terrorist. And to oversee you

work will be our specialist in security.

To supervise our work?

Yes, Annie flew from Tiathl today.

Means,

Here are what specialists work in Microsoft.

Now everything is clear.

Do you doubt my professionalism?

I have no doubt that you are professionally Playing dolls.

Fine. In this case, we will work on separately and see who will find him

First.

Hackers, hackers, hackers. So, Moscow Hackers. This lamer, this one

Lummer and this lamer. Oh Mazahak.

Let's start with you.

Did you want my photo? You will get it.

ABOUT,

Familiar nickname.

This is the American.

Hi, I'm in Moscow now. Can Meet on Red Square.

Six o’clock in the evening.

How did she beg that I was in Moscow?

I also sent a photo.

Oh, a pretty virgin.

Well, damn it.

Do you know her?

I know for a long time, but I see for the first time.

In general, I already tried to better with her To get acquainted, but it did not work.

Hatabych, did you conjure?

I did not touch anything here.

So, she also needs to send a photo.

So, this is better not to see.

This is not that.

It is suffering for some garbage to her.

It’s better not to know this too.

She will not understand this.

It will understand, but wrong.

Let it remain my little secret.

Oh, this is nothing.

Although you need to correct it.

So better.

So, of course, we will meet.

Here is my photo.

Listen, Khatabych, here is the girl who I need it.

My desire is to make it in I fell in love.

Cute boy. Not only a hacker But in Photoshop he knows how to draw.

Lena, maybe I can no longer call back.

Well, what?

Nothing will come out.

There are things that are not subject to Ginam. Jin cannot kill, cannot

make you love, cannot force Lohery.

Yes, a great wizard.

Okay, now I'm here with the spirits online I will consult.

And today we meet with her.

What will advise.

Show her that you're cool.

Be the present man, not the same All white.

The main thing, the Kazakh is older. Show her that You are an adult.

Light a Chinese paper lantern. This is so Romantic.

Pour it with beer, let it warm up.

Watch by car, invite home, be With her a real macho. Everything is clear.

I drive in a car, I pump with beer.

Yes, roll by car. Car, car, This is not the case, this is not the case.

Oh, this is a joke. Although I am still Frightening.

Oh, here is a real car.

Design 50 days.

Damn, for a long time.

We will arrange in 40 minutes.

This is exactly what you need.

Romantic atmosphere.

Hatavych, how to create a romantic at home atmosphere? Well, carpets, incense,

harlot. Well, carpets, incense, harlot.

What, nafig, harlots?

If she is a hacker, you need the whole apartment furnish the comps. Come to me in

Shop, I'll give you a discount.

Yes.

Buy a lot of computers.

What do you think, which is better for a date With a girl?

You think over your second desire quickly.

And the jug can come here.

Jug? I have no jug.

How?

How is it not?

So I threw him away.

What?

Have you thrown a jug?

About grief to me.

It was just stinking from him.

It was not a stink.

And if the jug falls into the bad hands?

And if the new owner makes me Burn crops and torment small children?

What then?

Come on, don't strain.

Your jug ​​in the garbage tank is lying.

Oh, horror!

The monster swallowed a jug.

I will go after him on the carpet.

What are you? What carpet is a might? I am yours I ate the carpet for a long time!

Oh, shame on my gray hair.

Kuvshin leaves in that car. Catch up!

Do it, do it.

Zadolbal? Or maybe I'm an actress?

Maybe I want to play in the theater?

The carpet -sulfound ate a moth.

Am I so old?

So how much did you sit in the jug?

Thirty times three times.

Thirty years and more thirty times Three years.

2970. Yes, this is Dofiga.

And I, it happens, too.

Let me not leave on the street myself.

And then, when I go out.

I also do not understand anything.

What is happening around?

Okay, I'll help you.

It's all that I am to blame.

Come on, know what?

Not a carpet, but a linoleum will make a plane.

Easy to wash.

Monnik eats.

It doesn't work.

You need to accelerate.

Gram 700.

Bring to hand over.

Can!

Three more three bags, and we will find it.

Have you already come up with a second desire?

Not yet.

Well, think faster.

ABOUT!

Do you want to be like that?

Tempting. Although, wait, I'm something I'll think of more interestingly.

And you don't bark.

If I knew that you were getting there, I I would have gone away to you too.

Let me eat. What is incomprehensible here?

Hear! The dog is talking.

This I fulfilled your second desire. Now you understand the language of birds, fat and

other living organisms.

What? Did I ask you?

Well, you yourself said.

Oh, if I understood.

Hey, Jin, damn it. Next time Before ask, understand?

Understood. Okay, I'll go to eat in the trash.

Yes, go to a herd, cattle.

Where? There.

So what is happening here?

Present the documents.

Especially you.

What are documents?

Well, this is something like that.

Yes, I have these documents mountains.

Hey, well, come on, get out of there.

Listen, dear, you don’t have a jug, So you don’t command me here. Understood

You? Blovuta monkey!

Yes, yes, dump from here, otherwise he is you Now he will really heal.

ABOUT,

It happened! My new owner calls me!

Order, my lord.

I am ready to fulfill any of your desires.

Sit down!

May it be fulfilled, my lord.

All you wish is O valiant husband.

Japanese magnetopon. Well, psychic! Well -ka teach how you are

Do you, huh?

Third. You have already learned.

Fonian tape recorder.

Role!

Cooperfield! Amignon Boxing! Can Mother

materialize?

Three desires, men.

Only three desires.

The very moment, the third desire is fulfilled.

Okay, this will help.

Your documents.

Where is the jug?

Japanese tape recorder.

You will never be able to look up glasses!

Understood?

Wow.

Understood.

Yes. So, now let's do mine deeds. Who will like the girl, you need ...

Ae, roll by car.

B. Create a romantic atmosphere at home.

And for the editing of all these points, The girl is a hacker. I, of course, are not

I doubt the wisdom of your online spirits, but I'm also a sage. I am a lot

thousands of years.

You have strange trees.

Hello, wood!

He is silent, does not want to say hello.

Wow, beautiful. Again the door did not turn off. That electronics, problems came to me.

Op, and you have a whole brigade here.

Do you download grandmas?

Where is Gennady?

Well? Well?

I know what you don't know even the most Scientists.

For example?

The Earth has the shape of a ball.

Cool.

I can teach you how to find the way to The heart of a woman.

Come on, teach.

Tell her.

Oh beautiful!

Your body is flexible, like a wild chamber.

The skin is delicate, like a dove.

Your hair is like marvelous waterfalls.

Thy bog! So, Kotamych, on the stems Let's stop.

Listen, just don't need me noodle on my ears hang. These suckers ... so,

Crap. Hackers, bespectacles, botanists. Now You yourself will work for me.

What are you watching? Let's pump it. What pump it? Are you stupid?

Первый раз до компьютера? Come on Draise.

Money from banks download. Fast!

How much to download? What are you stupid questions Do you ask?

Million.

Ready. Money was sent to you by Imila. Op.

Well done.

Ну -ка, едем обналичивать.

And here is the grandfather.

Funny dangled.

See? Breeding.

Say what this bird is so wonderful Sings?

This is alarm.

Seven change.

Until you find Gin, you can not come back.

Yes, if I could, I would not return.

But no, something more rare. Yeah, fraudulent.

My grandfather has a victory of the 51st year.

It will cost you ... very expensive.

The car was not so very rare, but very expensive. Yes, do not care.

make her the right tuning, then in America certainly is not.

Okay, then at three o'clock, fit it to Red Square.

Organize. Just not late, otherwise I will energize, damn it.

Gasting, garbage, garbage.

And then one idea came to my mind.

Yeah.

What are you, Gene, will we do? Rock question.

While Khatabych hung ...

Such a life of a big city. I ran to Shop for the company.

Guys, you will, connect, and Strong twilight, and all that. She's how

will come in, he will see such beauty, and just Immediately give you.

Here, the shoulder of the apartment.

Japanese tape recorder.

How much the world was amazed.

Boring. Not boring. Very fun.

Boring. It looks like he asks me. Or will now bring their friends, they

They will take my jug from me and they will guess desires.

No money was received at your account.

Then another question.

And the money on Imale is going on for a long time?

Tanya, heard?

Money by Imale.

Here are Kanuin's botans.

Eat. It was he who hacked here.

So we will take.

And here is premium.

We had time left up to six hours, and I offered Hattabych to drink a beer.

But the human beer Khattabych does not drink He wanted and conjured his company.

Khattabych, and you will not burst?

I am a spirit and live a spiritual life. For what Do I care about the body? Although sometimes

Everything is still necessary to cast.

Yes, put this jug. Why are you so above Are you shaking? Yeah. You will not have time to fulfill

The desire of one person, the jug falls To another.

The jug goes from hand to hand, and I constantly have someone who owes someone.

But now that I will fulfill your third desire, I finally be able to fly away

There, where the genies live. This is real miracle.

But you give.

Do you want to trade? Ask me how.

Accommodated.

For another six months there is no sex.

Okay, I have a lot of things.

Tell me how to find Gennady Ryzhova?

He seemed to go to the Internet kaf.

Tell me, who draws effective paintings?

These are not paintings, these are just pictures. What, and This Virgo is also a photo? Well, yes.

Do you want me to buy a fotik? You yourself will be Photo. And what is it? Well, when

They take pictures, it turns out flat image.

Okay, now you will see everything there.

Well, like, phrasam from blood.

I can do that too.

Here, I bought you a fotik.

Photo on health. On me Put on the button.

It doesn't work.

This is because the photo is inside.

Now I will explain everything to you.

Oh, now works.

You won't understand it.

Cesam, open. Here you have a fotik. Who from us a sage and a wizard, at the end?

Unknown hacker abused over Corporation.

And in me already Moscow Komsomolets Writes. And you want, I'm like this Komsomol member

I will energize that he is only about one thing for you Will write, huh?

The third desire, and I flew. No.

Yes, wait, Khattabych, where are you so In a hurry?

Just look at me anymore Photo. And then I'm all the same with

Must meet.

Hey, but she has no girlfriend?

Girlfriends?

Nothing, Hatabych, now we are in you in We will find someone. IN

What is the Internet?

Well, in a nutshell I will not explain. In general, in The Internet can be everything.

Drive with friends.

Yell songs.

have sex.

I slowly take off the leather dress. I have already It flew here for a long time.

And I'm sitting here.

Let's see other cities and countries.

Paris.

Live camera in real time.

Tokyo.

New York.

And from yesterday Mogilev -Podolsky Online.

Op, already offline.

But you can see on the Internet how to wash

Beautiful Virgo?

Easy to.

So, for example, here.

Chirleaders of the state -owned team Kentucky.

What are you doing here?

This is me not for you. This Khatabych asked. I did not ask.

He himself suggested.

Meet Khatabych. Gina with a jug.

Tell me what you smoked and I will tell you who You. Well, what, my children, maybe beer?

Yes, in a hurry.

Well, I went, and you have fun here.

On.

I understood that you didn’t go anywhere.

I'm a sage.

She will see me and think, what are you sucker. How can you be a sucker if

So much money?

I already understood how your world works.

So if she is with me, then Only out of money?

No, well, not only.

Look, I have nothing to do with it.

She herself sent you her photo.

She called you herself.

See? Well, in general, yes.

I also had to go one day, but He was scared and did not go.

And then I had thousands of virgins.

But I have never met anyone.

So come on, do not slow down.

Well, I went quickly.

And do not forget to tell her about the neighbor.

I can conjure thousands beautiful maiden, but find one

which will understand me, with this with I'm a problem.

Here, here whole crowds of women are sitting.

Meet who you want.

To enter the chat, you need to start pseudonym.

Although no, this is not solid. Well, for example, Somehow like this.

Hi Khatabych.

Let's get acquainted? Tell me, how are you Do you make miracles? Your hair is magical.

Hold it.

Well, then what? How to use it?

Quiet, that's it.

Do not bother.

Hello, Kisa.

And then I climbed to the dragon in the mouth and I gave him a couple of teeth.

Yes, I will not tell you yet, woman.

Well, maybe let's get around the contour?

So I don't know how. So I will teach.

Early, early. Opa, now a counter -ruff. In, in, in, in, now hypergrad.

Oh well done.

Here are the morons, huh?

Everything, hit.

How I am not at once? Send someone else Photo.

Why do it, damn it?

Okay, in a person the main soul, not appearance.

I will give her money, let her do Sheping, Then a couple of plastic surgery.

When I saw her, my heart was sung.

And sang in English. Tell me, you are the one who broke the server

Microsoft?

Finally I met a person who is appreciates.

This is my job. Nothing personal.

You have the right to remain silent. Or... Don't know.

It was somehow customary to say in Russia.

I went through all levels!

Kotabych!

Come out of here, quickly!

What are you watching, beauty? Let's help!

How do you communicate? Okay, now you You know Russian. I know Russian?

Yes, help the groom raise.

Groom? Yes.

Here the car should wait for us.

Maybe someone at last Explain what is happening here?

I'll explain everything to you.

But first you have to kiss him.

Otherwise, he will never wake up.

Is it necessary?

I act, hanging out like a gin, So on people.

Only your kiss can wake him up.

Well, come on.

Drill, creature!

You have strange relationships.

In general, it was possible not to kiss.

This is what I was joking.

And what kind of man did you shoot you? This is shaitan.

Ibn Shaitan.

Well, in our way, they say, Shaitanych, in The world is interconnected.

There are genies that fulfill desires, and there are shaitans who do just

vice versa. How is it the other way around? Well, do it so that the desires are not fulfilled

never. Here, for example, you.

If you want to have a lot of money, and Shaitan is you will overhear and will inflate so that no matter how

Twist, you never have a lot of money will.

How?

I understand.

In short, the debriser.

If the jug falls into his hands, I I will become his slave for the evening.

And if he finds the remaining 12 gins, then will become a brilliant. And then

This will begin.

In short, the greatest world bite.

A strange car for you.

You go to me at home.

Not good.

From today.

I was going to meet one girl.

I made this car for her.

She wanted to please her.

I thought we would ride, drink beer. Well, in In general, it will be fun.

But this girl turned out to be so bastard What am I even to you

I will not tell.

Well, maybe she’s not so bad.

She just matured, got a job Work in a large company.

Everything has changed.

Is this her work now?

Well, let's say a third desire.

Already? Yes, already.

Until Shaitanovich found me.

Well? I want an eternal life.

For everyone.

For everyone?

How nice.

And as a result of overpopulation, hunger, devastation, war.

No, then ... don't think for others.

Ask for yourself.

For yourself?

For yourself, for yourself.

I want you to stay.

OK.

Only you have to fly away.

So ... in short, make me a bottle beer.

And all?

Do you have little beer?

Yeah.

Well, that's all.

Goodbye. Maybe you will fly away sometimes?

Well, at least write letters.

Yes, I knew that everything was wrong in Russia like ours.

But I did not think so.

Yes, if you still lived here, you would not I saw this.

Around solid hutaby, goryna, Chelesha.

One Baba Yaga is worth it.

Baba Yaga?

Who is this?

Did you have sex with her?

We work, capture!

Stand and move!

Hands on the hood!

The legs are wider, put your feet wider! Hands for back! What is he have there?

Do not raise your head! Give the car to ours. Stand, wait, I'm all you

And, and you are also in Russian, it turns out, Talking.

Watch the floor!

Head down! Listen, I know for sure that this is not him.

But we know for sure that it is he. Goat!

Did you notice it by chance? Yes, strange. There are some kind of stripes there.

Yes, dear citizen, comrade Investigator, we found out. This is a papyrus.

What other papyrus?

Real papyrus.

It was used in ancient hygiepe. Instead of Papers.

What idiot will be from papyrus bucks print?

So, okay.

Are there any special signs?

Get out of the car.

Dear Gennady, I express you Gratitude for your unprecedented

your highest professionalism, which You demonstrated by hacking the server

Filted Microsoft.

Are you changing?

Do you recruit, or what?

This belongs to you.

Do anything, hack If you want.

We realized our wrong and more We will never bother you. And all that

It happened today, we just forget.

Glory, Gennady Vitalievich!

Glory, Gennady Vitalievich!

And what, good, they fell.

Atapych.

You returned.

I returned because I forgot my hat.

What other hat?

You did not have any hat. Well, it was There was no.

Who cares?

What did you stick to me with some hat?

Of course, I first wanted to fly to dragon and spew out the flame on these

Warriors.

Well, then I thought what these stupid show -off?

Well, what about the country of Ginov?

Hey, the country of Ginov.

There is no jinn country.

How is it not? And so there is no. IN All this is a fairy tale.

For young children.

I myself invented this country where they live Only only Gina.

Where you can be free and not execute Someone's desires.

But there is no such country.

Well, where did you fly?

Nowhere.

Away from the world of people.

Well, how will you stay here? And if you Will Shaitanych find?

Why does he need an ordinary person?

But you are not a man, you are Jin. Yes, Gene.

But there is one way to solve this problem.

But for this I need to retire.

Normal stories by this usually and End.

Like a wizard became a man. But in our history was the most interesting

Ahead. Because at first glance The Khatabych plan was brilliant. But on

The look was a very dumb plan.

Well, that’s all.

I stopped being a wizard and became Simple mortals.

Yes, almost.

If you do not remove everything from him Accusations ...

I will complain about the central office.

Goodbye, jug. I always hated you.

I will buy a house for myself and we will heal there with my Kisoy.

We will sit on the seashore and listen, How the alarm sings.

Good news. I found merchants.

Well, the apartment is ready for seduction.

Thank you, helped out.

Cancel you. What do you need?

Maybe you buy a mink fur coat?

Oh, fur coat! A fur coat, it would be cool!

Okay, there will be a fur coat for you.

Carefully! But this is a moth! Mol too Live.

Moreover, I promised her a mink fur coat. You He promised to buy a fur coat for moths.

Well, come here, I said.

Oh, help, help.

Oh, a jug is sucking me.

Did you see that?

You think that if you rub this Zheleziak, will I fulfill your desires?

Break off.

I'm no longer Gene.

Are you pretending to be here?

Shadow and hare, dull shadow. Zaitsev here No. And mushrooms too.

I'm not stupid. I am an actress.

Shut up! Never, never will you be Actress!

So you are now a simple mortal.

OK.

And you remember what happens to simple removed? What they are

Dying.

Hello, love.

Glad to see you. You see, she is here And I'm glad to see me.

Khartsovych, wait, you need to check.

You are a dumb father.

Hello Lena.

What are you doing? I am for you now in I will give the face! You first look at what she

will answer.

Glad to see you.

I went out, here is Galim.

So interesting with you.

What does it mean?

This is a robot.

Car. Program. But she is with me Talked. There are such robots in

chats. Visitors are entertaining.

What is a robot?

Robots are different.

Robots can be like a person, They may not be similar.

And there are also robots of the program.

They may look like this or even So.

But what does she look like?

She? OK.

Like this.

What is this?

Program code.

But this is she, as it were, without clothes.

Naked? Oh, horror.

I know you have a problem.

And I know how to solve it.

So she is like that with everyone.

Who? FISA.

Prostitute.

Do not be upset. Do you want me I am a whole harem of these.

If you could send me to her in Internet, I would with

She talked to her eye.

Here is an old fool! On the Internet! There There is nothing to eat!

Hatsapych, understand, the Internet is not a country, Not a city. This is just information.

Remember, I told you that I am great The sage and the secrets of nature are familiar to me?

Yes, I remember. The Earth has the shape of a ball. Thank you for saying.

So, I will open you one more great Secret.

In each body of the body, the soul is reflected.

Where? Where is it? In the genetic code!

That's good.

If you manage to solve it, mine The very code.

then you will be able to instill me even to the body Such as the bird.

But to send me on the Internet, you Need a piece

my body.

Stop!

Firstly, one is enough for this Cells. And secondly,

And for all, this is generally unrealistic.

Oh you!

You cannot hack genetic code.

Who is the hacker to me?

Okay, I want to be alone.

And why did I become a man? People are the most Unhappy creature.

Run, fussing.

All the time they need something.

Slaves of their desires.

And I ...

Was a slave to his jug, and now he has become the slave of your body.

Hey!

Is that you, Hattabych? Well, me.

What are you killed, or what?

I didn’t press anything, he shot himself.

Well, brother, congratulations, specific yoga Failed.

And what happens to the wives when they become mortals?

What? Forgot. Well, I will remind you.

When they die, they find themselves in your own

merchant.

Never, you will never be free.

Kupshina!

Soon I will collect all the gins together.

And the greatest world wreck will come.

Fly on the roof. There at least now Again in the jug of the foul.

And you check the closet, otherwise suddenly there What yogis are sitting.

Return Khatabych!

How?

Remember that he is about genetic Did you say the code?

Yes, if he is left at least, at least One cage, at least a hair.

Gene. I still did not understand that it was necessary To make a miracle happen?

So, again.

We take the genetic code of Khattabych, We convert it into a binary code, find it in

Code of patterns, we display Mathematical algorithms, integrate

In the software shell. Everything is simple.

And it is called simple.

Yes, genetic information, but this We need money. Look, so much money you

I have not seen in life.

This is called a lot.

Well, let's change the little one to pocket expenses?

So, I know what to do.

Here, the numbers of other people's credit cards.

We will rob the bourgeois.

Wait, do not rob anyone.

Here.

Do you know how much it will cost?

Antiques are exported. Yes, the thoughts are not Represents.

Understood.

Do you even know what it is?

What?

This is a papyrus.

Clear?

Used in ancient Egypt instead of Papers.

And special signs, of course, no one Remember. Why remember them?

Here, look at yourself.

Favorite tea, coffee.

You will never marry. Never. What?

Sugar tea, please.

Appear and fulfill my will.

Numbers, numbers.

Without mana.

It doesn't work.

That's it, the room is hung.

Dad? Mother? You succeeded.

Thirteenth! Get out, I said!

Ku -ku.

Well, so who is the old idiot and who is whom broke off?

Yes, only you can get it.

True, bastard.

You stayed there.

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Grenades!

Wound! Wound!

Here! Here! Now, now grenades!

Never!

For my teacher was a great gamer.

Yes, I can't kill.

But in this world you can only be a file. And I'll just erase you.

So interesting with you.

Well, let me look at you.

What stared? Do you know?

Okay, let's see you again. About the pines not Forget.

I could not help Hatabych find the country Ginov, because there are no gin countries.

There is an Internet. In my opinion, the Internet is nothing No worse. There, too, do not have to be performed

someone's desires, and you can endlessly Fasting a fool.

So if on the Internet and with your Strange things are happening a computer,

Surely this is the work of Hatabych's hands.

Case, even though you are a fool, but I love you.

So interesting with you.

Because more sensitive and understanding I have never met a person.

Hey, dude, have you forgotten? You are a fur coat to me He promised.

Break off, mol.

We no longer have money.

Not like fur coats, even on a scarf. Yeah, He has no money. Yes, for the fact that you

did you now Nobel Prize Give. This is a bunch of dough.

Come on, it’s good to drive the blizzard. Nobody to us will not give anything.

Oh well ...

If we were given the Nobel Prize, It would be cool.

We get a lot of money, we will live Happily, until we die.

Cool, huh?

Wow.

No, estimate that Shaitanov is no longer there, and All this garbage that people dream of,

It will come true.

Imagine how the film will begin.

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A fun fairy tale.

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Cannot Be Completed as Dialed. The Number I Wish to

Call Cannot Be Completed at All.

It Feels So Hard to Sing Herae.

Come Over Now and Give Me Some Change.

I'M A Poor Little Thing Herae.

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Will Never Be Completed Anymore.

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