Original subtitles

- Hi, I am Lisa Gilroy,

and I don't know what's gonna happen today,

but I hope that I get made

into so, so small

like... (clicks tongue).

(upbeat music)

- [Vic] Today we're giving this comedian

a total transformation.

- (gasps) What are you doing?

I'm scared.

- [Vic] They have no idea who

or what they're about to become.

- Oh my God.

- [Vic] Once they see themselves in the mirror,

they'll have to make up the character on the spot,

and then sit down with me for an improvised interview.

- What the hell?

You guys are sick.

Can you see my butt through?

Is there a butt flap.

- [Vic] This is "Very Important People."

- (gasps) What?

A helmet?

- Last thing, can you open your mouth?

- You're kidding.

- Ugh.

What?

What the fuck? - Open.

(upbeat music)

- Oh my God, it actually scared me really bad.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

What is it? (laughs)

Oh my God, my eyeballs.

Ler ler ler.

(upbeat music continues)

(crew laughs)

(upbeat music continues)

(music stops)

(crew laughs)

Is that good?

(upbeat music)

Oh my God, look, I could hatch.

(Lisa making strange whirring and clunking noises)

Lalaylaa, No, lalaylaa, please, my babies, no!

(Lisa makes rhythmic monster noises)

(Lisa speaking an unsettling monster language)

(Lisa speaking an unsettling monster language)

(Unsettling monster language continues)

(Lisa shouts)

(Lisa laughs)

Scared you!

I'm a gremlin.

Oh, help, help me.

My planet's being attacked.

Oh no.

(suggestively) Oh no.

Please don't attack me. (chuckles)

No, my planet's being spanked.

No!

Don't spank me!

Don't spank me.

Don't spank me.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

- [Vic] I don't know.

It's like it's political here.

I feel like it's just getting really political.

You know what I'm saying?

Where it's just like, oh, who's eating lunch first?

Me, but I'm fighting for it.

Every single day, I'm coming in and I'm insisting

that I get to go first for lunch.

And it's just like hard, you know?

I don't know, I don't know.

It's the studio rep guy.

I just think he's weird.

He's got a weird vibe, and he's got weird hair.

It's brown.

(sigh) I don't know.

You know what I'm saying?

Do you know what I'm saying?

He is like very insistent I do like my intro exactly right.

It's like, "We all have a story to tell.

"Some of those stories need to be shared with the world.

"Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis

back with another edition of Very Important People."

I just wanna play with it, you know?

Just I think I could be a writer,

and I'm working on a novel.

Hi.

- I don't, I just...

What?

I'm just a baby.

So? - What?

No, okay, somebody...

Okay, so- - No, no!

- No.

Did you say you're just a baby?

- I'm just a baby.

- Okay.

Is this somebody's kid?

- Don't! - No, I'm not doing it.

You're running towards me.

- Don't! - Okay, unless I...

- Hey, hey, and we're just sort of...

Okay, and that's fine.

So I'm just wondering, who are you?

- Spencer.

(suspenseful music) (letters trill)

- Spencer!

Okay, Spencer, where is your parents?

- My dad is mad at me.

- Your dad is mad at you?

- My dad is spanking me.

Don't spank me.

- No, I'm not gonna spank you.

Why are you doing it like that?

- Don't. - Don't do that.

We can't do that here.

- Don't spank me.

- I'm not gonna spank you.

- Don't spank me!

- Spencer, how did you get

in here today? - Don't spank me!

- Spencer, how did you get in here?

- Don't spank me!

Don't spank me, don't spank me!

- Spencer, how did you- - Don't, don't, don't!

- Spencer, hey, Spencer! - Stop it!

Stop. - Spencer, I'm not.

I'm not doing it. - Don't spank me.

Don't spank me. - You stay over there,

and you're gonna stay there. - Don't spank me.

- Spencer, how do you get in?

Where is your parents? - Don't spank me!

- Hey, come on.

(Spencer speaks sad monster language)

- Hey, we're okay.

You're okay.

Just, no?

Spencer, is your dad here? - Don't!

- I'm not going to, and I wouldn't actually.

So we're just gonna...

You're gonna...

Can you hang over there for a sec, Spence?

Maybe sit in the chair over there, and, okay, so just...

Where are you from?

- Hell. - You're from Hell?

- My dad kicked me out of Hell,

and he flushed me up the toilet.

And now here I am.

- Spencer, is your dad the devil?

- Yeah. - Right.

- He spank me.

- He spanks you?

- Every time he spank me, I get a purple patch.

- Oh, okay.

Oh no. - Want to add one?

- Nope, kid.

Hey, you know what?

While we're sort of figuring out

what to do with you here,

people are busy, they're sort of setting up

for the next guest,

so why don't I just sort of hang with ya?

- Daddy?

- No, no, I don't wanna do that.

Can somebody maybe help me

just like grab some of the kid stuff?

One of my nieces was gonna come, and so I had

some sleepover stuff, - A kid?

- And then she said she didn't wanna hang out, so...

- Is she here? - No, she went

to the Demi Lovato concert instead.

(Spencer shouts)

(Spencer sings playfully in monster language)

(Spencer sings playfully in monster language)

(relaxed music)

- Okay, so we got some kid stuff.

And I'm seeing we go straight for those,

so we're gonna pull

those away maybe. - Please, I'm just a baby.

- So babies mostly don't play

with scissors typically. - Please.

- Hey, you know what could be fun?

Do you wanna do a haircut?

- Yes. - Okay.

- Cut on you. - Oh no, no.

I don't think, okay, so, okay.

(Spencer speaks monster language)

- Okay, who gave the baby scissors?

(Spencer yells)

Not me.

Okay. (Spencer grunts)

So we're gonna sort of very...

- Don't, please, don't. - No, I'm not.

Can I have the scissors?

- Thank you. - Yes.

- Okay, so we're gonna sort of pop those away,

but we got other stuff.

Oh, fun.

(Spencer sings in monster language)

- I see we found the art supplies.

Okay, so those are more...

So these sort of we can put on paper.

We can't paint on this carpet.

This carpet's a rental.

So we're sort of...

'Cause we brought my one from home for this.

- Excuse me. - Yep.

How you doing, kiddo? - Excuse me?

- Yes. - What is your name?

- Oh, Vic.

See mine sort of on the door all over the place.

- Oh, Vic. - Okay.

- I will stay here.

You could be my daddy.

- I can't be your daddy.

- Please. - No.

- Be my...

beautiful daddy.

- Okay.

I can't, I'm sort of going through something right now,

and I'm moving out.

Oh, so you're trying to go for a kiss.

- Kiss. - Daddies don't do that, so...

- I'm just a baby.

I did too many bad pranks in Hell,

and I got flushed up.

Everyone- - What pranks were you doing

in Hell?

- Everyone in Hell is allergic to peanuts,

and I gave them peanuts.

- Can you die in Hell?

- You go to Double Hell.

- Okay, what is Double Hell?

- In Double Hell, your penis turns into a worm.

- Okay, that doesn't actually sound

like the worst thing that can happen

to somebody, I guess. - Oh, really?

- I don't think, it sounds like-

- Oh, Double Hell doesn't sound bad?

Okay, hello?

You're gonna send this one to Double Hell.

Ready for the bus. - I don't wanna tempt that.

- Ready to fly West Jet to Double Hell.

You be my daddy, please?

- How about this?

I'm gonna look after you

until we can sort of figure out where you're going.

- Better hope Satan doesn't show up.

- Why did you do that?

- Better hope.

- Okay, come here.

You know, I got some other really fun kids stuff here

that I think would be kind of a good time.

You ready?

- You're touching my boobs. - Oh, you have boobs?

- Everybody in Hell has boobs.

- Okay, so- - Okay, ready!

- Three, two, one. - You're touching my penis.

- That can't be right,

and I'm sorry. - Yes, penis is here.

- What is the best way to pick you up?

Try.

- Okay, so maybe we'll just do this.

- Yes.

- Okay, so. - By my balls.

- Okay, so then we'll just sort of go like this.

- You can do.

- Three, two, one, up.

Okay. - Oh.

- Okay, so we can sort of do that.

No.

- Help, help, help. - Are you doing a pushup?

- This. - We'll sorta,

and I'll go under. - Yeah.

- Ready, three, two, one, go up.

- That is working. - Here we go.

- Yay. - Okay, thank you for that.

- Daddy. - Thank you.

No, I'm not. - Daddy.

- I can't be that of all things to-

(Spencer sings in monster language)

- Why do you smell like hot dogs?

- Hot dogs, these other foods in Hell.

- Actually kind of tracks.

- Okay. - Okay.

So what do kids like?

What do kids like to do?

Oh. - Excuse me?

- Yes?

- I lied to you.

- What do you mean?

- I didn't get kicked out of Hell.

I was sent here.

- Why?

- To kill you.

Somebody made a wish. - Who?

- Your niece? - My niece?

- She made a wish that you would die,

and I got sent here from Hell,

and it's my first mission 'cause I'm just a baby.

And I think you are nice and I don't wanna hurt you.

Hey, are you okay? - Am I okay?

- You just seem upset that somebody ordered

to get to you killed, so...

- Yeah, well, that doesn't feel great.

- But I'm not gonna do it.

- Can I ask why my niece wanted me killed?

I'm so fun.

Look at all this stuff I had for her!

- I think this literally

is exactly what she was talking about.

- This? - Yeah, she said something

something you try too hard.

- You came to kill me,

and you can't even remember the whole wish.

- I don't need to know the wish part.

I just do the killing, and you don't want

to know how she wanted you to die.

- How does she want me to die?

Come on, you have to tell me now.

You can't just lead with that information,

then be like, "I'm not gonna tell you."

- Are you allergic to shellfish?

- Yes. - She wanted me to, eh,

turn the shrimp into a tampon.

- Turn a shrimp into a tampon?

Well, I'm not gonna do it.

Sick, it's disgusting. - She said that?

- Yeah. - That's so specific.

- It's mean, right? - Also like I'm anaphylactic

if I eat shellfish.

I don't know if I would die that way.

- Yeah, so I think that's why like I'm here as backup.

- So you were sort of going to do that from Hell

and send it up, and then if that didn't work-

- Then I'm supposed to come and poke your eyeballs out.

And if that didn't work, which you probably won't,

I'm supposed to shoot you in the back of the head.

- Like with a gun? - Yeah.

But first I have to get my gun license,

and I had a hang up with that, so...

- Okay, so maybe let's just-

- But I could kill you other ways if-

- I don't wanna die at all, maybe, actually.

So you know what? - Oh, you don't?

- I actually think maybe I'm done with this.

- What the hell, you fuck?

Sorry, I actually like letting you off the hook.

- What, that's supposed to count for something

that you told me that you were gonna kill me?

- Yes, because if I don't kill you,

I can't go back to Hell.

So you'll have to either adopt me

or let me shoot you in the back of the head.

- My choice is I let you shoot me

in the back of the head or-

- Adopt me. - You.

- Watch.

Just before you make your choice, sit down.

I'll show you.

I could be a good son.

- I don't want kids. - Sit down.

- So, sorry.

- Watch this. - Okay.

? Daddy, please, I'm on my knees ?

? Yes, I'm from Hell ?

? But I'm very swell ?

? My body's good ?

? The neighborhood would benefit from me ?

? Don't you see ?

? Don't spank me ?

? If you want, you can spank me ?

? I'm not like other kids ?

? Doesn't really bother me ?

- Did you say your body's good?

- Watch.

Just give me a little beat.

- Well, I can't really beatbox.

- Try it.

(Vic beatboxes)

Faster.

(Vic beatboxes)

- Don't, I don't wanna spank you.

- So anyways, though, I'm just telling you

if you don't wanna die, adopting me is not a bad option.

It's supposed to be happy news.

- Do you like know things about me?

Do you like track me?

- I had to follow you for a while

to see if you're gonna use the shrimp tampon.

- You did put a shrimp tampon out?

- I put it out, but you wouldn't use it.

I saw you pick it up in the bathroom.

You went, "This looks like shrimp," and you threw it out.

- Why didn't you make it look more realistic?

- Because your niece told me you are dumb as a doornail.

- Why did my niece hate me?

I mean, like I don't love...

(Spencer gasps)

I was gonna say like I don't-

- You were going to say what?

- Well, I was gonna say I don't like-

- You say don't love.

- I was gonna say like I don't love her,

but not like I don't love her. (Spencer whines)

Like I have love in my heart for her

'cause she's family.

Maybe, you know what-

- God, you are so upset.

It's like you're upset that I didn't kill you.

Just be a good daddy to me.

You know what daddies do?

- What? - Play games.

- I've been trying to get you to play games

since the second you got here.

- I'll roll the dice and then you do the dare.

- Well, we actually have a Truth or Dare wheel

if you really wanna play Truth or Dare.

- Okay, that's being a fun dad.

- Okay. - Good.

(relaxed music)

- No, you don't help.

You just sort of leave it.

- I have to tell you something.

- Okay?

- I'm keeping this. - The pencil?

- Because it's sharp, and no offense,

but if this doesn't work and you can't adopt me

or be a good dad, I still have to kill you.

- Well then I have to adopt you it feels like.

- Hey, hey, look at me.

I'm literally saying I'm saving you from death,

but I'm really wanting to do it now bad

'cause of your stinky attitude.

- It feels like you could- - I'm telling you,

I'm literally from Double Hell,

and nobody has a stinky attitude as you.

- It just feels like maybe

you could just kill a random person,

and then you could go back to Hell.

- No, because the order was from your niece for you.

Don't spank me then. - Okay.

I'm not spanking you, okay?

Hey, so this is the Truth or Dare wheel

that we go, if you wanna-

- Okay, keeping this here.

- So yeah, you just sort of spin the wheel.

- Okay, we're having fun, right?

- I guess, should be determined.

So here we go.

(calm quirky music) (wheel clicks)

And, okay, dare. - I dare you to fart.

- I don't think I can do that, so...

(calm quirky music continues)

(Vic makes a fart noise)

- Out of your butt, the hole.

- Right, I don't think I could do that on cue.

- We're having fun, right, Daddy?

? Daddy and Spencer ?

? Farting up a storm ?

- Can you fart on command? - Of course.

- Do it. - Comes out my balls.

- So here.

- Oh. - I can't do it,

but you theoretically. - Points for trying.

- Thank you, I did try.

- Yes, you did.

Now we're getting along. - Oh man, that's weird.

- And Spencer's smiling.

- That's really cute. (chuckles)

- Hey, Daddy.

- Okay.

We can't.

We're not gonna kiss.

That's not what daddies do,

in certain contexts, but not this one.

So, ready?

(calm quirky music continues) (wheel clicks)

Okay.

Truth!

Okay, what's your favorite toothpaste brand?

- I'll tell you the truth.

- Okay.

- Your niece wasn't the only one who wanted you dead.

(bystander coughs)

- What?

- I'm not sure of names or anything,

but do you have any step kids?

- Yeah.

- I think it was a step kid, the niece.

- Okay, so- - Some sort of employer,

some sort of boyfriend, some sort of housekeeper,

some sort of hair cutter,

some sort of, um...

toenail polish applier.

- Okay, I see what's happening.

- Some sort of therapist. - Okay, no, no.

Okay, hold on. - Some sort of-

- I see what's happening here.

Okay, this is sort of a thing

that we've done, right?

Well, very good, very good. (claps)

This is funny.

Okay, sort of like a gotchya.

Sort of like, oh, this is supposed to scare me

into like being like a better person

or something like that.

That's funny.

That's funny 'cause you're all here because of me,

and you're actually not gonna be here

that much longer because guess what?

Guess what, I'm getting another job.

Yeah, yeah, I'm getting another job.

- Go to sleep.

Sleep.

(Spencer whines)

Just a baby.

Sorry.

- [Producer] Cut to commercial.

(door thuds)

(bright tone) (camera flashes)

- Now the fine people at Chompsky's

have given me the recipe

to their secret special barbecue chip

to try and make it at home.

We're gonna start off with some steak and potato soup.

Didn't think there was soup in a chip recipe?

Well, you'd be wrong.

Yum, yum, yum, just look at that pull.

Now for my favorite food, olives,

you're gonna go ahead and drip, drip, drip, drip, drip

and into the blender.

So now for the secret ingredient,

we're gonna take a full pudding cup just like that.

We're gonna put the blender lid on top,

and we're gonna press the button.

(blender whirs) (clock ticks)

(upbeat music)

Amazing, now look at that.

You can already see the chip forming,

which is just really exciting.

I mean, if that doesn't look like a potato chip.

(mouth munches)

So we're gonna go ahead, and we are gonna pull that out.

You're gonna take a little bit of flour.

We are going to flour, flour, flour our surface.

And then what we're gonna do

is we're just gonna sort of shape out a chip

because you want that chip shape, right?

And if it's feeling a little loose, don't worry about that.

I have a solution, and that's more flour.

So you're gonna go ahead and flour that chip.

And now you can see,

I mean, we are just looking like a potato chip.

Can you smell the barbecue?

So we can see that.

You're gonna go ahead and pop that

in your crockpot at 350.

The oil's already doing its job,

and so I can just show you what that's looking like.

And so that's a Chompsky's potato chip.

If you're a quitter, go ahead and buy that

in the grocery store.

If not, pull out your blender,

pull out your crockpot, and try this at home.

(chip crunches) (upbeat music continues)

It's so good.

Guys, it's so good.

Yum.

Yum, yum, yum. (Vic make munching noises)

Chompsky's potato chips,

America's tastiest, heartiest, crispiest chip.

(upbeat music concludes)

(camera flashes) (bright tone)

(echoing applause from a distant audience)

(calm quirky music)

Okay.

(calm quirky music continues)

- [Spencer] Oh.

(sitcom-style canned audience cheering)

(calm quirky music continues)

- Did I fall asleep when we were playing games?

- Yes.

You're always snorkeling out

when we're trying to play a game.

(audience laughs)

- I always snorkel out when we're trying to play a game?

What do you mean?

- It's me, Spencer, your son.

- My son?

- Yeah, do you remember adopting me?

That's what happened before you snorkeled out.

- I adopted you?

- Yeah. - That doesn't sound right.

- Yes, because I came here, I said, "I'm just a baby,"

and then you decided to adopt me.

- God.

- Your neck hurts, huh, from snorkeling out too hard.

- Yeah, I guess.

I'm gonna grab a little bit of water, I think.

(calm quirky music continues)

Were we playing Truth or Dare?

- Yes. - Were you having fun?

- Yes, we- - I made this.

And then everybody said it was dumb,

and so then I blamed it on a PA.

- We were having fun, Daddy. - Okay. (chuckles)

- And then right before you fell asleep,

you were just about to spank me, I think.

- Me? - Yeah.

- Do I do that a lot? - Yes, you do it a lot.

You do it 'til my rump gets red.

- Okay, so I guess...

(calm quirky music continues)

(cartoony boing noise)

- Ooh. (vocalizes) (audience cheers)

(Spencer whoops)

(Spencer making monster noises)

- Okay.

- Spank me again.

(audience laughs)

- Okay,

So-

(boing)

(Spencer laughs) - Okay, so

(screeching) - Spank me!

- I did, and- - Thank you.

You're welcome, so...

- I'm so happy you woke up.

- I'm sorry, I literally don't know what happened.

- Wow, you're silly about that.

- Why did you wanna be my son in the first place?

(calm quirky music continues)

- Because I really don't remember.

- I must have brought you in

for like a Bring Your Son to Work Day

or something like that. - Yeah, something like that.

- So it was like I guess we were playing on the set.

We were hanging out here,

and then I was saying to the crew,

I was giving...

camera directions?

What was I doing with the crew?

- I don't know, this is crazy.

- I was like saying something.

Then I took a nap.

I went snorkeling?

- Yeah, you snorkeled out. - So I took a nap.

- I think you wanted me to be your son because you...

(calm quirky music continues)

Okay, so the truth is because your niece

had asked for demons from Hell to come up

and push your head in the toilet

and put a shrimp tampon up you

and give you anaphylactic shock,

and then I'll come if that don't work out,

just gonna poke all out your eyes.

And if that don't work out,

I'd shoot you in the back of the head

with a revolver.

(calm quirky music continues)

Remember that part?

(audience laughs)

But instead, you adopted me.

- That can't be legally binding.

- Don't change your mind. - Now I remembered all this.

Yes, and I was yelling at the crew.

Oh, okay, and I was yelling at the crew

and I was yelling at the crew.

I quit, I quit all of this.

And so you can stay here, and you can go back to Hell.

And how do you get back to Hell?

- If I bring you as a dead body?

(audience laughs)

Ready, mark, set.

- I have to fight you?

- One of us can leave outta here.

Don't you get that?

- That's literally my only option?

- Mark.

- Okay, no, I can't. - Set.

You kind of have to.

It's the rules of Hell.

- Okay. - Mark, set, go.

(calm quirky music)

(Spencer and Vic tussle)

- No!

Okay, so, and tap out. - No, you tap out.

- You tap out. - You tap.

- You tap out. - Let me punch.

- No! - Let me kill.

- No! - Let me punch.

- No! - Hey, that hurt.

Let me kill. - No, you stop it.

- What am I supposed to do, just live here on Earth,

get my own apartment, to have a job?

- Is that an option? - That could be a good idea.

I could get my own apartment

if you help me sign the lease.

- Okay, how about this?

We'll compromise, and I will co-sign for your apartment.

How about that? - But co-sign

as a legal guardian,

but you don't have to do anything else

for co-sign for the apartment.

- Oh.

- Promise? - Okay, promise.

I feel like that that sounds okay.

And then you won't kill me?

- Yeah. - Okay, well, hey, deal.

- Okay, fair deal.

So you don't wanna be my daddy,

but you could be my guardian?

- Just like I'll be like a guardian on paper, okay?

- 'Cause I don't have credit.

I only have credit in Double Hell.

- You only have credit in Double Hell?

- I have a sinful security number,

(audience laughs)

but I don't have one for here.

- Okay, well I will have- - I'm gonna need

a lot of help. - Fine, fine, okay.

Okay, I will- - Gonna need you

to come with me to the bank and stuff.

- I will do that.

- I need a bus pass.

- No, you don't need a bus pass.

You're gonna need a car.

- I don't know how to drive.

You teach me how to drive?

Teach me how to drive, Daddy.

- Okay, yeah, I will teach you how to drive.

It's universal. - Hey, excuse me,

can I ask you a quick question?

- Yeah.

- We came to a compromise, right?

- Yes.

- And we decided you don't have to adopt me

like you don't want to, and I don't have to kill you

like I don't want to. - I don't want to.

- So how about - Yes?

- We turn our attitudes around.

Can we do that? - Okay.

Yes, we can turn our attitudes around.

I will help you with that,

and then we'll get you outta here.

- Can you show me that you turned the attitude around?

- How do I show you that I turned my attitude around?

Smile? - Just a cheery face.

- Okay.

(calm quirky music)

- Nice. - And now you.

- Yeah, okay, so that's so much shaking.

Okay, can we just get like an apartment form

maybe for the building?

- Oh yeah, just bring an apartment form.

Someone probably has one, right?

- Because I actually was filling these out, so this is...

Thank you. - Oh.

- [Vic] This is one I'm not gonna take.

So you can have this one. - Thank you.

- Okay, so- - I'm gonna start off

on the right foot.

I want a two bed.

Two bed, two bath.

- You want a two bed, two bath?

- I need two bathrooms. - Why not a studio?

You're one person. - One for farting

and one for pissing.

- Where does the poop go?

- I don't poop.

- You don't poop at all?

- But my piss is heavy.

(audience laughs)

- Okay, so you need two beds, two baths.

- And the place has to have good plumbing,

and it has to have security system.

- Do you just have a phone number

where people can reach you?

Should I put mine, I guess?

- Yeah, put yours 'cause I don't have a cell phone.

- No worries.

- Thanks for doing this. - Okay, well, hey,

it feels like I don't really have a choice,

- But you'll have a good attitude.

- 'Tude about it.

So I'm smiling when I said that.

Okay, job?

It needs your job title.

You don't have a job.

- Just write your job. - Put my job.

Well, I'm not gonna be working here much longer,

so I'm gonna put MSNBC.

That's where I'm going.

Surprise. - Congratulations.

- Thank you, so breaking that to you first.

What is this?

- MSNBC. - Guy's doing this.

What do you mean?

(calm quirky music)

Write it, MSNBC.

I'm gonna be on Rachel Maddow's desk.

It's pretty exciting. - There's somebody trying

to talk to you there. - Okay, well he's weird.

He's from the studio, and we don't like him,

so, okay, that's...

(calm quirky music continues)

Okay. (chuckles)

(Spencer gasps)

Why did you put that? - What the...

- Is this a joke?

(calm quirky music continues)

- Can I see?

- Okay.

So.

- (gasps) Oh my god.

- I was the only one up for the job.

How would I not get the job?

Who got the job?

Who is Peter?

(gentle music)

- Excuse me, I can't read.

(gentle music continues)

- Okay.

- If you're mad, you can spank me.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- Hey, ha!

Okay. (laughs)

Take it out on me. - Right, for sure, for sure.

And it's just, you know, so good.

Okay, okay, ha ha ha ha ha.

I love it here.

No, this is better actually.

No, this is like...

(both scream)

Okay, no.

Okay, okay, so...

- Thank you. - This is our life,

and that is your apartment. - Thank you very much.

Okay. - What are we doing?

- I'm gonna go get my apartment.

- How hard is it to kill somebody

like if I make a wish?

- What do you want me to do?

(gentle music continues)

- You know what?

I think I'm gonna get outta here.

(gentle music continues)

I think I'm done.

So, I think I'm done.

You wanna ride the bus?

- Yeah!

To my apartment? Yeah, let's

go ahead and do that. - You could sleep over.

- Think I'm done. - This is so fun.

This is so funny. - Like we'll get outta here.

- This is the best day of my life.

- Okay, so, hey, why don't you come stay

at my apartment for a little bit?

- Really? - It'll be fun.

- Thanks. - We're gonna do that.

So, have fun with the show.

Why don't we do that?

So good luck. - Have fun with the show.

- Okay, so. - Why don't we do that?

- I don't, okay, so- - Have fun with the show.

- No, so I'm making a statement,

so you don't need to repeat that.

- [Spencer] I'm just being like daddy.

Let's go, Dad.

Dare you to say, "I love you."

Dare you to say it.

Oh, can I take it?

- [Vic] Yep, and so you're gonna take these.

So all this, take it all.

And I want this one and that.

(gentle music continues)

Do you think do you want this for your apartment?

- Yes. - And we're gonna take that.

- Thank you. - Okay.

- What's this? - Guitar?

- [Vic] Yeah, you want a guitar?

My boy can have guitar.

How about that?

I don't know what that is,

but it's a pepper shaker. - I love it.

You're gonna need that.

So let's go.

Come on. - Thank you.

- Yep, okay. - This is our first hangout.

(gentle music continues)

- Okay. - You got it?

- Yep. - You got it?

- Don't!

I got it.

So, no, don't even come near me.

I'm serious.

- You got it? - Yep, I got it, so...

- You got it. - Got it.

- You got it? - I got it.

- You got it? - Pick that one up.

- Okay. - That's ours.

- That's ours. - I can't get out of the door.

- Okay, it's okay. - Okay.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Here we go. - Don't say thank you.

- [Spencer] Okay.

(gentle music continues)

(items crash)

- [Spencer] Was it snack?

- It's fine, it's fine. - Okay, okay.

- And so we got these 'cause they're off property,

so they're ours actually, so...

(gentle music continues)

- Thank you.

I love you.

I love spending time with you.

(upbeat groove music) (audience applauds)

(upbeat groove music continues)

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