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Previously on surrealestate.

- I'm afraid I broke my promise.
- You're fired.

So, I saw Megan the other day.

She told me you two were on the outs.

You didn't even say
stay! You said goodbye!

I love you, Megan.

You'd make up stories about the things

that Elvis told you.

I'm going to give you
more time, but remember:

If you inspire scornful laughter,

an eternity of agony awaits you.

Luke.

Luke. Come on, Luke.

Wakey-wakey.

I don't want to.

He turned off the TV over an hour ago.

He's asleep. Come on!

First, come here.

Come on, real close.

Come here.

Nope. Still can't do it.

- Do what?
- Jump into you.

Never mind. Come on. It's time.

I don't want to do this to my dad.

Luke, he made your mom leave home.

If he's out of the
picture, she'll come back.

Don't you want your
mother to come back?

- Yeah.
- Then we have to do this.

Let's go.

Aren't we forgetting something?

Hee-hee-hee. Come on, slugger.

Don't screw around, Luke.

Big shot to the head and then again.

Don't stop until you see blood.

Lots of blood.

Come on.

Batter-batter-batter, swing!

Good job! Way to go, Luke!

Are you okay?

He's mad at us.

Let him be mad.

It's okay. He's gone now.

We're going home.

So I got a whole rundown on
demonology from Phil, but

I should have seen it coming.

- Don't be silly.
- How could you know?

I should have known that he was

your old childhood imaginary friend

who Rose from a lake
to take vengeance?

Come on, Roman,
that's a bad horror movie.

And yet

Phil said that Tyler had
some kind of encounter with

a certain type of demon.

In original Hebrew, he
was called sedim sachaq,

or the laughing demon.

- Tyler laughs a lot?
- No.

In fact, I laughed once
at something he said,

he got all weird and defensive.

So it doesn't like to be laughed at.

No, it hates it. It can kill him.

- What does it want?
- It wants chaos.

It wants to jump into good people

and make them do bad things.

So, how do we stop it?

- We need to know its name.
- We have to call it out by name.

Otherwise, nothing else will work.

I thought it was that
sad a am dukakis thing?

Demons have a binomial system
of nomenclature, like plants.

The genus and the species.

We have a rough idea of the genus,

but we need to call him out
by his real name - out loud.

Phil says there's a church
here in town, St. ignacius.

They might have the book of baphomet.

What's that?

They're like a regional
roll call for active demons.

A lot of churches have
them hidden in the basement.

- It's a big secret.
- Will they let you just

- check it out?
- No.

It is a little more complicated than that.

I've made some enhancements
to our mee technology.

He said a demon like this will
eat your mee beam for breakfast.

You'll have to extract it
before anyone else can touch it

and you'll have to
come up with something

a hell of a lot stronger
if you're gonna wax it.

My work is evidently cut out for me.

We have a showing in, like, 15 minutes.

That's not all.

I still haven't told you guys the bad part.

This has been the good part?

Phil says if we don't stop
it right now, it branches out.

It bifurcates and spreads like a virus.

Right now he just wants
me, but if he gets me,

he's going to go after all
the people I care about.

The people I love. People in this room.

Then he goes after the people you love

and so on and so on.

I hate the bad part.

Zooey!

Yeah, no, yeah, I'm
sorry. I know you're busy.

Listen, I need a favor.

Yes, I've heard of Mr. Orley.

He's the priest who turned
gay at easter a few years ago.

Actually, he's the priest
who announced he was gay

and leaving the church
during an easter service.

Well, his timing was unfortunate.

Come on. What's a better
time to come out than easter?

All those pastels.

What is it you want, miss...?

I need to take a look at
the runes in your basement,

snap a few pics, flip through
that book of baphomet,

if it's available.

Your Mr. Orley has been
speaking out of school.

You know that Mr. Orley
works for the Vatican now, right?

- So?
- Like, the Vatican.

Some serious juice for
you, monochromatic types.

Our basement is
unavailable to the public.

It's old, crumbling, dangerous.
Our insurance simply will not

the fact of the matter is

Mr. Orley could get the cardinal's office

to call the archbishop
who will call the bishop

and, eventually, we get down
to you back-of-the-house types,

but we just don't have time for that.

So, if I can get into the
basement for five minutes?

Absolutely not.

- Good day, miss...?
- L'enfant.

Remember it because I will be back.

Excuse me.

Yeah, it's just down the street.

It's kind of become our
staff's unofficial sofa fort.

So, I was wondering if

wow. How much?

All right, I'll give it some thought.

- Yeah. Thanks, frank.
- Bye.

What'd you find out?

No go. Priest decided to play

a little game with me
called "dick in the diocese."

Yeah, Phil said he'd be a problem.

He told me about his
boss, too, the bishop.

Used to box with the jesuits.

Likes to raise a glass
or two and then looks for

somebody to fight with.

A brawling bishop?

Phil thought it would be useful.

I, I'm sorry, Zoe, I gotta

- yep, sure, go ahead.
- I'll catch up with you later?

Bye.

Megan, it's great to hear from

my mom?

Well, when did they bring her in?

It's her heart.

A friend found her in the
living room unconscious.

Did you know she was
taking ace inhibitors?

I, no. I had no idea.

- Yeah.
- Can I see her?

We have her stabilized, but...

Try not to get her worked up.

Hey.

How you feeling?

Tired.

Okay, you need to rest now, okay?

It was him.

- Who was what?
- The man.

He claimed to be a friend of yours.

Tyler something.

- Tyler macneil?
- He was one of the voices.

From all those years ago.

He came to my house.

As soon as he pushed
his way through my door,

I knew who he was.

What he was.

And he said all these
horrible things about me

that he shouldn't have known.

And the awful part of was that I

I couldn't disagree because he was right.

No, he wasn't.

And he had no right
to mess with our family.

Look at me.

We made our peace.

We are good.

You know how happy dad would
be to know how good we are?

Luke, be careful.

It's not the man.

It's what's inside him.

Get the door, please?

I didn't expect to see you here again.

I need a favor.

There's a, certain piece of technology

we developed in spring of last year.

I believe we codenamed
it the god flosser.

Augie,

I have 81 projects in
the pipeline right now.

I can't recall every single one.

I need it, shell.

For a friend.

Yeah. I wonder who that might be.

- In this one case, I think...
- in this one case.

That's what you said the last time.

Which apparently was
a warmup for this time.

- I swear, this will nev...
- just...

Don't.

If it wasn't so important

- wasn't so important.
- A kid in an attic here,

a monster in the basement there,
Luke in a graveyard wherever.

It'll always be something, won't it?

Jeffrey, bring me the
file and the prototype

named the god flosser.

Project number kvd dash 1-8-8-9.

Give it all to Mr. Ripley on his way out.

Rochelle.

We're finished, August.

I can respect you leaving
asdra for your principles.

But you never really left, did you?

And now you're asking me
to risk my job, my reputation.

Everything that I have worked for.

It's too much.

I'll come get my stuff,

preferably while you're not there.

Do you really think it'll work?

From five yards away,
they all look the same.

And, if anybody stops you,

just say you're helping the bishop.

What's wrong with the bishop?

He drinks too much and gets into fights.

I don't know.

- Impersonating nuns, it just seems...
- Um, awesome?

I was going to say sinful
and really hard to do alone.

Lomax!

What?

We're going to hell, we're going to hell!

We're doing this to stop a demon.

It's got to be a mitigating factor.

Come on.

Do you think they
know? I think they know.

We look exactly like them.
How would they know?

I feel like I'm radiating Greek orthodox.

There's a staircase.

- Sister!
- Shit! Cover me!

Cover you?

- Sister?
- Yes, father.

Could you give us a hand?

- I really need to...
- just a few more boxes there.

Okay.

I really need to be going now, father.

What is so urgent?

Well, the bishop had
one of his bad nights.

- Dear.
- Yeah.

He was at that place that he goes.

- Hannigan's tavern?
- Dear god.

And it was karaoke night. I know, right?

There was a booth full
of lutherans there and

well, you know the bishop.

When they start talking smack
about the ninety-five theses.

God help us.

Yeah. That's why I'm here.

Shit! Shit! Shit!!!

Come on!

Nope, nope, nope, nope, no. Hell, no!

Anyway, I really need to go.

By all means.

Tell the bishop he's in our prayers.

You bet!

- Did you get it?
- I have all of it. Come on!

Shit! Shit, shit!

Susan?

Crash! What are you doing here?

You kids don't mind me, I'm just gonna

I just stopped by to say hi.

But, listen, Susan, I kind
of knew you had a secret,

but this wasn't a top six guess.

No, no, no, it's not what it looks like.

I was raised methodist but
I'm sure we could work it out.

No, no, no, please, um, come this way.

I'll try to explain.

Okay.

Crash, I know this looks really ridiculous,

but, um, you need to
know that I am not a nun.

- I'm just...
- Second to nun?

You know I had a dream
like this in junior high.

Luke. What a surprise.

Afraid we've gotten a
little crossways, Tyler.

Do you mind if we talk?

Sure.

Look, Tyler, I don't want
to lose you as a client.

You're goddamn right you don't.

I can sell your house for top dollar

and I can get you into
a place that you'll love.

- That's what I do.
- See, here's the thing, Luke.

Now, you've made it
clear you don't want to

be in business with me.

So, why in the world should
I be in business with you?

Because we're friends, Tyler.

And that's what friends do.

Look, I'm having a little get together

on Saturday night with all my friends.

In fact,

I'd really like it if you were there.

All your friends, together in one place.

I wouldn't miss that for the world.

I'd invite my mom, but,
well, she's in the hospital.

Nothing serious, I hope.

She'll be fine.

I hope so.

Give her my best.

I'll do that.

Any luck?

I've effectively managed
to triple the output

of our legacy mee technology.

Enough to solve our little
problem with Mr. Macneil?

If you can weaken him
first, we have a chance.

Okay.

So I need you to talk
me out of something.

You know the tell-tale heart?

Bar right down the block.

- I know it well.
- It just went up for sale.

And, well, thinking about buying it.

I know, it's dumb. It's middle-age crazy.

It seems to me a move of
a man who wants control

over a place that is meaningful to him.

Well, that is way loftier than
my middle-age-crazy theory,

but damn, I don't know.

I wonder.

Is real estate all I am?

It's what you're very good at.

I don't know.

The thought of owning a place

people just get together
to have a good time.

- Real people.
- The ones still breathing?

Yeah, them.

Just sounds good.

Luke, I don't know what to tell you.

It's reckless. It's
impulsive. It's impractical.

And I absolutely think... You should do it.

You really aren't good at the whole

talking me out of this thing.

To employ a sports metaphor,

perhaps it's time for a big swing.

Yeah, it is.

And August?

I'm just getting warmed up.

Hi.

Here to see your mom?

- How is she?
- The same.

Stable. We want to
keep her around a while.

So, what else is new?

I broke up with hunter.

That's a shame.

We wanted different things, so...

You have the energy for a walk?

Maybe a short one.

Just feels like the last few years

I've been stuck in a holding pattern.

It's like at the airport,

walking alongside the moving walkway,

hoofing it along at the same speed,

but everybody seems
to be moving past you.

Well, agency's done well.

That's not progress. It's stasis.

So I've decided I need
to make a bold move.

Or two.

Yeah?

Well, first, I'm buying a bar.

A bar?

Was a sports car not available?

Buying the heart.

The tell-tale heart.

There is something else I
wanted to talk to you about.

About us.

Us?

I want us to be us again.

I see.

So, I put together an
offer for you to consider.

And given today's market conditions...

Club soda?

It wouldn't do for the prospective buyer

to be potted in his own establishment.

So, you heard.

You know, Lloyd, I've been
coming here for a couple years

and I don't think we've
ever really spoken.

So I thought, maybe
since we're going to be, like,

working together, we
should get to know each other.

I was looking at the bar's financials.

I didn't see a line item
that included your salary.

How much do we pay you?

Enough.

Well, I only ask because a
change in management is also

a great opportunity to
make any other changes

that might be good, like
hours, or more live music, or

local bands?

Anyhow, if you think of
something, let me know.

By the way, I asked
the current management

if I can close the place
down for a private party

this Saturday night.

Sort of a celebration.

Make sure there's lots of
champagne. The good stuff.

Should be fun. Lots of laughs.

Do you ever laugh, Lloyd?

Well, Saturday would
be a great time to start.

You got the stuff?

Money first.

Baby.

You might want to be careful with that.

This hit so much as touches your skin

and you're dead as dinner theater.

Science.

By the way,

if you forget you ever saw me,

you won't have to worry
about your kids finding

this stuff poured over their
corn flakes one morning.

So everyone knows what's going on?

They're excited!

Most of them have never
been to an exorcism before.

I told them to be ready for anything,

and everyone laugh big at the toast.

Anyone seen zooey?

She's still at the office
looking for the name.

That's right.

Is your death ray
going to work without it?

We can only hope.

- Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
- Come on.

Between a room full of
people laughing and a jolt

from August's god flosser, that demon,

whatever his name is,
won't survive the night.

Yeah, but Phil said that
you're going to need a name.

Come on, I want you
here for the speech.

- We're just up the street.
- Yeah.

I know where you guys
are. I'm just going to keep

looking a little bit longer, okay?

Excuse me for a second.

Yeah.

All good?

Good enough.

Has anybody seen our
guest of honor lately?

Dear.

What if he got suspicious and left?

We gotta find him.

Saw you were talking to Tyler.

Get over it, Luke.

No, where is he and where did he go?

He's probably just gone
to the little client's room.

What's your name, your
name, your name, your name?

Nothing here.

Oops! Sorry, go ahead.

- Ooh.
- Thank you.

Everybody!

Just have your attention
for just a second?

First of all I'd like to
thank you all for joining me

in my latest manifestation
of my midlife crisis.

So, recently I've decided that I've been

a passive protagonist in
my own life story for too long.

So.

I'm buying this bar.

A place to get together with friends.

Old friends.

And new.

But that's not all.

I've asked Megan to marry me.

Aw!

So, please, raise a glass to us,

our new place, and our new life.

Cheers!

Thank you.

Now,

here's to my oldest friend,

who, ironically,

is hiding

in my newest friend.

As a child, I knew him
as Elvis the elephant.

The most evil demon from
hell to ever be outsmarted

by a seven-year-old!

No!

Wait!

And I just found out

that he tried to kill
everyone in this room but

he even screwed that up.

So, ladies and gentlemen,
please raise a glass

to tonight's entertainment.

Since I didn't have the
budget to hire a proper clown

ladies and gentlemen, Tyler macneil!

Charismalech!

Charismalech!

His name is charismalech.

My god! God!!

My god. Is he okay?

Hey, hey, hey. You okay?

I'm a doctor.

- Sir, are you okay?
- He's got a pulse.

- He's breathing.
- So, what did I miss?

Well, Lomax, what really happened?

So, when we couldn't find Tyler,

- I thought I'd check the back.
- You know, just in case.

And sure enough, there he was

coming out of the kitchen, and I thought,

"what's he doing in the kitchen?"

The champagne flutes did not look right.

- Then I saw lurch.
- Lloyd.

- Whatever.
- There was something

at the bottom of each of
the glasses, and fingerprints

- on all of them.
- Clearly, it had been

spiked with something nasty.

I know death when I smell it.

So we swapped out the glasses
and we did the toast as planned.

But I gave Roman the
heads-up because, he's the boss.

So Tyler macneil, like,
the real Tyler macneil,

he's going to be okay, right?

I don't know. Crash
went with the paramedics.

Thank you.

Thank all of you.

And, you were right.

We needed the name.

Yes, the devil is in the details.

- This is Dr. Decker.
- You know what to do.

Hello, Rochelle.

I was just at a, work-related affair.

I'd hoped you might be here tonight.

Perhaps we can talk soon.

No rush.

We have all the time in the world.

Shell. I didn't realize you're here.

I just left you a.

I thought I had more time.

Everyone does.

So, (today, )

We say goodbye to a man

whose brilliance was never
at odds with his compassion.

And we envy his daughters

for all the more years
they got to spend with him.

We can only be grateful

for the kindness and the
wisdom that he shared with us.

Goodbye, augie.

Sleep well.

Kindness in words creates confidence.

Kindness in thinking
creates profoundness.

Kindness in giving creates love.

Lao tzu.

Always do what you are afraid to do.

Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Even death is not to be feared
by one who has lived wisely.

Buddha.

Bitterest tears shed over graves

are for words left unspoken,

and deeds left undone.

Harriet beecher stowe.

Other friends have flown before,

and on the morrow he will leave me,

as my hopes have flown before

quoth the raven

"nevermore."

Edgar Allan poe.

Goodbye, auggie.

I can't believe he's gone.

I know.

What are we going to do now?

We're going to be good.

No, we are going to be great.

- Hi.
- Hi.

See you guys.

- Yeah.
- See you guys.

You going to be okay?

I'll meet you later? At
the place with the thing.

- Love you.
- Love you, too.

Why don't you let me close up?

Lloyd?

Thanks.

Just don't.

Unfinished business is what
we always look for, you and I.

And now there is
nobody that I can think of

whose business is
more finished than yours.

Godspeed, August.

I'm going to miss you.

Luke?

Am I crazy?

Or did I just want to hear your voice

- so very badly that i...
- Luke.

Turn around.