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If I told you my family is normal, I'd be lying.

I know that all homes have their crosses to bear,

but mine are unbearable.

No.

No!

No!

Go ahead.

Yes.

Exactly, sure. No, no. In the Robledo case the main thing

is to get his severance increased.

the mother ANA

Honey, where are my glasses?

the father DAVID

the twins HUGO LEIRE

- Out of the way, brat! - They were in order!

Don't yell at me, I'm older than you.

By five minutes, amoeba. Don't you see I have to revise?

- But the exam's on Monday, nerd. - That's why, amoeba.

Dad, the bookworm insulted me twice. Are you going to say anything?

Ask your mother.

Good morning, family.

the grandmother FERNANDA

- Torrijitas for breakfast? - Grandma, do you know that sugar kills?

Sugar should not exceed 10% of the energy ingested...

Yes, girl. And you, kid?

Grandma, I make it myself.

little VALENTINA

What are you doing in pajamas? Hurry, get dressed! Go on!

Go on!

Remember, we're going to the Fun Park tomorrow.

Mom, I have to study.

- Enunciate! - I have to play.

Yes, he's going to be a professional gamer.

You'll do what I say, period.

Son, if you don't study you won't be a gamer or anything.

Where do you say we're going?

I don't believe it. Valentina's birthday.

- Andrea, I'm on my way... - She's my daughter, sure I know.

I'm taking a shower now the bathroom's free.

Hello.

- Good morning. - Hello.

Good morning. We're the new neighbors.

It's your turn today.

No, it's your turn today, right?

- Dibs. - I don't care.

- We're... - The new...

We're neighbors.

- What's up, bro? - Hey.

Class is lame. Let's play some games.

Go on, sure.

Yeah, tomorrow's the birthday of my kid sister and I can't train.

- If you go, I'll snitch. - "If you go, I'll snitch".

So? Nobody cares in this family.

- Will you tell me when Andrea arrives? - Already here.

Waiting inside.

Oh, Elena. We could be here all morning.

Sorry, Elisa. How are you?

Good morning.

Good morning? Good morning, no.

It's confirmed. They're firing 20% of the staff.

- What? - You heard, it's cutbacks.

- How did you find out? - Things you hear in the corridors.

- Who are they going to fire? - Not me, I'm an intern.

- Oh, Ventura. - Ventura.

- The kids... - You shouldn't have had them.

That's also true.

I need you to come in tomorrow to reassess all Mr. Puig's policies.

Tomorrow is Saturday.

- It's not good for you. - No, Saturday's great,

I'll have my day off

to come in and do it all.

- You've got a stain. - I have?

You idiot!

Gosh darn it!

They forget you again, kid.

Oh, come on. Jeez, let's go.

What a family of Martians.

A family of Martians, yes. But we coped...

until the day it all blew sky high.

WHO'S WHO?

Sorry, brother.

Whoa!

Awesome hot dog, dude.

Eating all day...

- Where's Dad? - I don't know.

- Can we go on the Zelepin? - Zeppelin, honey.

We've been on loads of rides.

Aw! It's my day and we haven't been on the Zeppelin of Wishes!

Sure! The Zeppelin of Wishes!

- I'm in. You too. - Aww...

- Grandma, you're so "cringe". - What did you say?

- You're embarrassing. - Take that!

- You guys go, okay? - Not me.

Will you put your screens away?

- What did she tell you? - Yeah!

Mom, smoking kills.

I'll kill someone, for sure.

Let's you and I go, we'll have a ball.

Yippee!

MAGIC ALLEY WELCOME

- Honey, I'm... - Where? I don't see you.

- Have you got the present? - The present?

- You forgot. - Yes.

The only thing you had to do and you forget it?

No, Ventura made me...

- Careful. - Sorry.

Right, these ducks.

One second, girls. How does this work, sir?

I'm buying Valentina a present, your father... once again...

A bad day?

Family. Sometimes it's hard to deal with, right?

Sure. Don't despair.

Sometimes everyone needs to see that they're part of the gears

so that it all works perfectly.

Well, we need some WD40.

It's not WD40, but...

if it's for a gift...

take this ball.

- I don't know. - It's magic.

Right, sure.

- How much is it? - 30 euros.

It's magic.

Oh, not this one. Sorry, I made a mistake.

This is it.

Fine. Okay, I'll take it.

Perfect. Please.

One moment.

Aah!

Oh, please! Stop this, please

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

It's so fast!

I want to get off!

Here I am! Here I am!

- What are you doing? - Here I am.

- Are you dying? - Thanks, girl.

Dad, what are you doing? That's gross!

- You overdid it, eh? - Don't touch, it's for your sister.

- Where's Valentina? - I bought her something...

that fits in the house.

Sorry, honey, I passed by the ducks

and you know what I'm like at fishing, right?

- Who's that? - No one. Andrea, my assistant.

All the time, Andrea, Andrea. Someone can't live without you.

Maybe you'll get asked out on a date one day.

Let's go to the restaurant, we have a reservation.

- Grandma and Valentina will be along. - Let's go, eh?

Check out the pineapple. He looks tipsy.

He's had a piña colada.

Excuse me.

- Are you okay, Mom? - No, I'm not.

Not since that...

I feel awful.

- Horrible. - Well...

Happy birthday, honey!

It's a magic ball.

It has no lights or anything.

Yes, but it's got... snow.

And it can do magic.

Great.

But wait, there's more.

- A surprise. - Yes, you can't know what it is, eh, Dad?

Very subtle, bro.

Someone's been having afternoon snack with us.

Da-dah!

What do you think? How about that, eh?

His name's Piñote! "I'm Piñote, coming for you!"

- Jeez, what a crazy day. - Oh, oh, oh!

I'm too big for fluffy toys.

This fluffy toy is older than you.

- You still sleep with Truñito. - That's not true!

- Yes, it is. - No.

- Don't you dare answer it. - No, I'm putting it away.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

My cake!

- What are you doing? - It was the skateboard.

It's a "wood", you gotta watch out.

- Hey... - Aren't you saying anything?

- Yes, right... - What do I do about my shirt?

There's insurance here, right?

- It's the skateboard's fault. - Will you stop saying that?

Let's not talk at the same time because we don't understand each other!

No, hey!

Whoa, whoa! They poisoned Grandma!

Alright, alright...

What happened here?

- It was the skateboard's fault. - Bullshit.

- Watch your language. - Shitty skateboard.

- Hey, it cost me a fortune. - I'll bust your head.

- Let's calm down. - I told you, the scooter thing...

- What's he on about now? - No, no, no!

No, no. It was a false alarm.

Please, let's all calm down.

It's fine, it's fine. Please, bring us another cake.

That's impossible, we order them specially.

- Outrageous! - Mom, I want to blow it out!

Of course, honey.

Look here, how can there not be another cake?

Love you, honey, love you.

We're going, this was uncalled for.

Just hope we don't sue you for food poisoning.

Let's go, honey.

We've had a terrific time. See you, Oompa Loompa.

You're going to do a runner?!

- Hey, nobody's going without paying. - Let's go!

- We're doing a runner. - Security!

Throw them out of the Park!

The gnome's buggered.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

My name's Gonzalo and this is my wife, Marisa.

- Ana. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- What a lovely family. - Don't overdo it.

- Very, very. - Yes, kind of, yes.

- You just moved here, didn't you? - Yes, we love this area.

It's very quiet, good services, good schools...

- Well, schools, we don't have kids... - That's it.

- And very green. - It has everything.

Then welcome. Nice to meet you. Good night.

- A bit curt, isn't she? - No, she's nice.

- She's sweet. - No, she's abrupt.

What disgraceful people.

- If not for the kids... - You would've looked foolish.

Don't believe it, these people are all...

Right, says the expert in hand-to-hand combat.

- Weren't you finishing up? - No, with any luck

they'll finally make me a partner.

Great, great.

If so, we could invest in the beach house.

- I'm excited about that. - I don't see it.

There's Euribor, the Dow Jones, the Stock Exchange... No.

Why not? With two salaries we can handle it.

Honey, you're working,

I don't want to bother you and I have an emergency too.

How are you?

Terrific.

Okay, where are you?

- I'm up here. Don't you see? - I'm coming.

Here? Don't you dare. Respect me, eh?

What are you doing?

Knitting, what else?

What are you doing with that?

A little vest, let's see how it turns out.

So random. Put that away, buddy.

Put that gadget away. Look who's talking!

- No, no, no. - No, no, no. Sure.

What a lovely chat we've had.

And we've connected.

And they say... young folks...

What a crappy birthday.

It's worse having to celebrate it with your dickhead twin.

Go to sleep, Valentina.

Leire.

Tell me.

Do you think wishes come true?

What's this? But...

Leire.

But...

Oh, I can't reach.

Mom!

Mom!

What was that, Gonzi?

What is it? What happened?

Gosh darn it

What a hoo-ha!

Mom, Mom!

Who are you? Why do you look like me?

I've got breasts!

Mom, Dad, I'm all wrinkly and everything's drooping!

I go to aquagym every Tuesday. I'd like to see you at my age.

This is insane. What's up with my body?

Is this mass hysteria?

Are you me? Why am I talking like this?

It must me a nightmare.

- Slap me. - No.

- But Mom, jeez... - I'm not Mom.

No, it's not a dream.

How can you hit your mother, you brute? Really!

- And you too! - Enough!

This isn't a dream! It's really happening!

Don't you see? We've switched bodies!

- I don't understand, Mom. - What?

No, no. I'm... Dad.

There must be a scientific explanation.

Something that explains why I've become a repulsive being.

- But who are you? - I'm Leire.

- And you? - I'm Grandma.

Jesus, what a hubbub.

Caution, I have an idea.

Right then...

I'm...

Hugo.

Take yours and do the same.

Let's see who I am.

Fine. But are we going to live with post-its on our foreheads?

We can't go anywhere like this.

This is not normal. This is not normal.

We've been given this. That's it, a virus.

The Chinese. The Chinese. First COVID, now this.

Gosh darn it, I can't breathe.

I'm going to have a heart attack.

I'm having one, I am.

You're 17, you can't have a heart attack.

But she's Grandma.

Oh!

- Mom... - I'm calling an ambulance.

- Legs up, legs up. - Oh...

- Jeez, Grandma! - Oh, oh, oh!

Do you see anything?

No, but we should drop by to see if they're okay.

The screams were terrifying, they're covering up some tragedy.

A quiet area, my ass.

- Jeez! - Damn it, again

Maybe it's a bad spot for them.

- Are you the patient? - No, it's my grandmother.

Your grandmother?

She means the girl lying down.

Right, what happened?

I started having palpitations,

my ticker's going up and down, you know?

- Right, let's see. - Look. Here, here.

- All good. - Yes, her heart's fine too.

Maybe, but you see the problem is that I don't know. The problem is that

this isn't my heart.

Have you been drinking?

I never miss my anisette at two o'clock, but at this hour...

- Drugs? - Hey!

A cigarette at weddings.

Doctor, doctor...

I know it may seem seem strange to you, but...

we all have the same problem.

You're all on drugs.

No, no, no. Well, as far as we know.

Sorry, I don't get it.

If you don't as a doctor, imagine us.

Bro, go figure, 'cause this was so random.

I'm not me, he's not him, she's not her, everyone's someone else.

- And the papers with the names? - So we know who's who.

This is a joke.

No.

Then you should go to psychiatric emergencies.

I knew it, I knew it.

Mass hysteria.

Right, one moment.

We haven't gone mad, right, guys?

No. No, please, how could we...?

Just what we needed.

This was just a little joke for the girl's birthday.

Me!

Sure, a joke, okay, okay.

Happy birthday, right?

Let's see how funny it is when you're fined for a fake emergency.

Hey, don't be like that.

We've had a great time.

- Wonderful. - Yes, let's go.

Doctor.

- It looks like nothing happened. - Yes, of course it has.

Look.

- They look angry. - Yes, yes, they are angry.

Get back, you look like the classic snoop.

Why did we let them go? We need to go to a hospital.

You think aspirin will cure this?

They won't believe us, they'll lock us in a psych home.

- Exactly, and we're not crazy. - I wouldn't be so sure.

Well, me neither, I'm...

What?

If we're not going to hospital, what do we do?

Find a solution.

- Fine, but what, Mom? - That's right, what?

How should I know?

Hey, guys, guys, guys...

They poisoned us... Remember Grandma vomiting?

True, Mom, you got poisoned yesterday in the restaurant.

No, it wasn't the food. And we all ate. It was the...

The Zeppelin of Wishes.

Oh, let's go!

- How can it be the Zeppelin ride? - If it's the wishes one...

Look, did you make a wish when you rode it?

- Kid. - A pony.

- There you go. - LOL, a pony, dude.

Let's go to the Park, we spent the day there yesterday.

- Yippee! - With papers on our foreheads?

How else do we recognize each other?

One, two, three, now

I'm on a floating cloud

I think I've made some friends

No one can resist me today

I want your wallet, hurry up

We'll burn through your Visa

I wake up on a bench

I don't remember what happened

That can only mean

I'm not so smart

CLOSED TEMPORARILY FOR FILM SHOOT

These film people...

Jeez, I wanted Zelepins!

Zeppelins, Valentina.

Do you really think riding a Zeppelin caused this?

We didn't even all ride it.

Besides, do you ride it and get hexed?

Girl, if you look for logic you won't find it anywhere.

Come on, let's go home.

Maybe by sleeping we'll reverse this madness.

- Like magic? - Maybe the same way it came.

Where did that come from?

I'm going that way, yeah.

Good night, honey.

Same here.

- Damn it! - You're still the same?

The same, bro.

Again.

Again.

Leire, will you pass me a pastry, please?

Thank you.

Bah, I'm still a boomer, eh?

Watch your mouth, lad.

- What's a boomer? - I tell you, it was the Chinese.

Will we stay like this forever?

No, sweetie, no. We'll work it out.

What I don't know is how.

Today is Monday! The court!

I can't miss work, or I'll...

- I mean, I can't. - What?

- Why can't you? - Because I'm indispensable.

I'm vital, vital.

No, no, how can I go to Dad's work and do...

What do you do, Dad?

You're not staying home, I know you.

And we have a Geography exam.

We have to lead a normal life, without raising suspicion, got it?

Yes.

Why are you wearing glasses? My body doesn't need them.

I took out the glass. Otherwise, I don't feel secure.

Why are you wearing glasses?

Marisa.

What are they dressed up as?

Did you see how they're dressed?

Is it Mardi Gras?

The girl, she's going to drive.

No, she's not driving.

What are they doing?

- Did you see what I saw? - I didn't see a thing.

Okay, what do I have to do?

Just ask the judge for a continuance.

- Relax, Andrea will be there. - Your assistant?

Yes, my assistant.

You two take the exam, then go straight home.

And above all, don't attract attention.

- This is going to be crazy. - Didn't you hear me?

To class!

What's this girl saying?

- I'm going bald. - Huh?

Nothing. Don't talk to anyone, okay?

- Much less Ventura, the boss. - Yeah.

To everything you answer: "Yes, Mr. Ventura, sir".

- Yeah, bro. - No. "Yes, Mr. Ventura, sir".

- Yes, Mr. Ventura, sir, yes. - Okay, perfect.

It'll be fine.

I trust you completely.

- You don't know who I am, huh? - How could I not know?

- Leire? - I'm Hugo.

No, Hugo! Not the skateboard!

- Get outta here! - Hugo, no!

I don't know how to ride it!

- The way young folks dress! - I'm signing the exam as Hugo

I don't want to give my amoeba brother a 10.

- And please don't embarrass me. - Yes, kid.

Shut up, you'll see, I'll blend in with the lads and lasses.

- What's up, bro? - What's up? Here I am.

- Hey, where's your "wood"? - It's...

The thingummy on wheels? It's on the fritz.

Broken.

- Well, let's go to my place. - What?

- To play for classification. - No, the exam is important.

Yeah, sure. The exam.

But girl... Boy, boy. Don't play dumb.

We've all skipped class some time, eh?

- What's up with your sister? - I don't know.

Okie dokie, I get it.

- What? - Yada yada.

Go on, have a swell time. After a while, crocodile.

- Exam first, then... - Yeah.

I'm into that.

- What's with the board? - What's with that face?

Uh...

Matching.

- Look, good prices here. - LOL.

- Didn't you want a chair for your son? - Yeah, sure, bro.

Unless with these layoffs you're backing out, of course.

Oh! Ventura. I'm gone.

- Doesn't anyone work here? - Loads.

- What's this garbage? - Chocolate.

Since when do I like chocolate?

Since I got it for myself...

Yes?

- Are you jerking me around? - Yes, Mr. Ventura. I mean, no, Ventura.

Get a checkup, you're acting senile.

I'm on the way, sir. Ventura, sir.

What are you saying, nitwit?

Print out everything on Mr. Puig, we're having lunch with him.

- Lunch? - It's not good for you.

Yes, Mr. Ventura, yes, sir.

- Fuentes. - Jeez.

What are you doing in my spot?

Honey, am I in your spot?

Here, the finest ham.

Thanks, sweetie, but there's no need.

Did your mom remember today?

Never mind, keep it.

Besides, you always say what she makes is bad.

- Excuse me? - Here, my grandma's cupcakes.

Sorry, but...

What the hell's wrong with you all?

Valentina, you don't say that!

Sorry, Your Honor. I mean, Miss.

Goddamn heels.

Amore, are you alright?

- I got a real wallop. - Well, yes.

Sorry, do we know each other?

No, but I've heard about you.

The fiercest and most attractive lawyer in la città.

- Attractive? - Yes, dolcezza.

Molto attractive.

- Stop talking about my... me like that. - What?

Look, Casanova, I'm looking for a woman,

Andrea, my assistant. Do you know her?

You're funny today.

Andiamo, the judge is here.

Good luck, guys. See you later, Andrea.

Ciao.

You're a man!

Molto.

Molto, he says.

This girl's blind as a bat.

Gosh darn it, the world has changed.

What are you doing?

Girl, it has lots of tiny countries, I don't know them.

Never mind, Hugo doesn't either. Cut it out, we'll get caught.

What's going on here?

Nothing's going on.

Out, both of you.

Grandma, jeez, come on.

We proceed to the case of the unfair dismissal

of Mr. Julio Robledo

vs. the company Anozal S.L., Case 543/2022.

I can't find my glasses.

- Have you seen my glasses? - Excuse me.

- Amore, they're right here. - Stop touching me.

- They're right here. - This is in the bag.

Since when do you wear glasses?

True, I don't need them.

- Is there a problem, counselors? - No, no, sir.

- Your Honor. - That's it.

Very well, your client requests reinstatement to his job,

waiving the severance offered by the company.

- Do you ratify it? - No.

Yes.

- Oh, right. A continuance... - Who wants this?

My wife. The... client.

We do.

What are you doing?

Please clarify, counselors.

With your permission, Your Honor.

My partner has had a slight mishap.

Hey, I can speak for myself!

I'm fine, sir.

Your Honor.

That's it, Your Honor.

Very well, counselor.

In this case, I overrule the continuance.

May I go to the bathroom for a moment?

Very well, we'll take a 5-minute recess.

What's all this about bringing me food?

We always do, so that you're happy.

- Why? - Because we know you're the boss.

Okay, that's going to change.

My mother didn't raise me to be a thug, understand?

Mom!

They confiscated our exams and kicked us out of class.

She wanted us to switch names and, of course...

- Are you all right? - Yes.

But when I get home I have to talk to Valen...

Valentina! We left her at home!

My girl, what will she be doing?

What can we do?

Nothing, go back to class and don't attract any more attention.

I have to get out of here.

- It's me. - We left Valentina at home.

Shit.

That's not why you called, is it?

No. No.

It's just...

The continuance didn't pan out.

- But it was so easy! - Yes.

As easy as telling me that Andrea was a man.

Handsome. Italian. Molto.

- Didn't I tell you? - Well, no.

That's not important now. Get in there

and convince the client to take the severance.

Defend him as if you were defending yourself.

Okay.

I like that.

What about Valentina?

I'll take care of it.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Valentina!

Sorry, sorry, sir.

Your Honor.

That's it. With your petition...

- Permission. - That's it.

Right, here goes.

I'll defend him like...

Mr. Robledo, how long have you been with the company?

30 years, half my life.

Half your life?

Half your life devoted body and soul to the company

and now they throw you out on the street.

That's what I think.

At my age, who's going to hire me?

Sure.

I told you. Let's do it.

Your Honor, we wish to offer the plaintiff a new proposal.

We're willing to raise the settlement to 100,000 euros.

What do you think, counselors?

Hey, it's fucking awesome.

We have to... Excuse me.

We have to consult with our client, right?

- It's double what they offered. - I'd grab the cash.

That's what we are, eh? Problems solved with a little money.

So the company, as usual, gets away with it, right?

Counselors.

With your permission, Mr. Judge.

Your Honor.

Chill out.

- We don't accept it. - What?

Very well. Session adjourned until next week.

This change... I love it.

- Oh, yeah? - Incredible!

We must parlare about this. Dinner with me tonight.

Per favore.

Valentina.

Objection. You cannot hold me against my will.

You were caught smoking, Valentina.

Seeing me with a cigarette is circumstantial.

I had it in my hand, yes. But did anyone see me smoke?

- This is a serious infraction. - Define "serious".

In my defense, I was under a lot of stress.

Seriously, Valentina.

I have to speak to your parents urgently.

Today? Impossible, we're very busy.

But technically you could speak to my father.

But it's not my father you want to talk to.

- Your father isn't your father? - Look, Mari Carmen,

let's not make unfounded accusations. Please, I ask you.

Stop it. I know your parents aren't very attentive.

They don't come to teacher meetings, or even school festivities.

- Excuse me? - Yes, that plus your behavior

leaves me no choice but to inform Social Services.

It's so hot, Mari Carmen!

I'm going to faint. Call a doctor, please.

Mari Car... Mari Carmen, call him, please.

Call the doctor, Mari Carmen. I'm going to faint. Mari Carmen...

I'll get the doctor.

Please, Mari Carmen, quickly.

KOHOLÍN PET STORE

Mr. Puig, a sight for sore eyes.

Yo, Puui...

I hope this lunch isn't another attempt to sell me insurance.

Let's go then, right? It's why we're here.

Welcome.

May I suggest grilled clams as a starter?

Yes, good. A bring us an Iberian plate,

but each in one corner.

The chorizo doesn't touch the pork loin,

which doesn't touch the ham, nor the ham touch the cheese.

And in the middle, the grapes nobody likes but I do, okay?

- There you go. - Iberian, don't spare anything.

- Perfect. - And shrimp. That slaps, bro.

- Yes, shrimp, sure. - Yes, shrimp.

- Shrimp, shrimp. - Shrimp.

I took the liberty of ordering rice with lobster, all right?

- Yes, of course. - Rice...

- Do they have burgers? - Hamburger...

I'm a big meat fan, but I think you'll like the rice more.

- Yeah? Yeah or what? - Yes.

Right, to Puig. I'm down for rice.

- "I'm down", he says. - Will you cut the crap

and choose a wine that measures up to our client?

- Me? - Yes.

- Turn the menu around. - Yeah.

- Yes. - That measures up to...

- Yes. - Yes.

This one. The Gran Reserva.

- Gran Reserva? - It's for Puig, man.

- God damn you. - Terrific choice.

It's just what I wanted. The price put me off, but...

Yeah, yeah.

Make it two bottles.

Hey, smartie, that was mine!

Cheeky bugger.

What are you looking at? My girl's home alone.

Hey, my bike! My bike!

Sorry. I'll buy you an electric one!

She took my bike!

Brush your hair, son.

- Pretty wild about the exam, girl. - Yeah, girl.

Jeez, girl, what a kerfuffle.

The caught us in flagrante.

You talk weird.

Look, here comes your brother and your crush.

My what?

Babe, we're going to the 420 party tonight, right?

- I don't know. - Sure we're going, kiddo.

I'm keen for a shindig. Come on, golly.

- A shindig, we're going to dance. - Stop, please.

- Girl, you're so dullsville. - Stop.

I was in Turkey a few months ago,

for a matter of no concern now, and I thought I saw you. Maybe?

- Maybe, maybe. - Yes, right?

Fuentes, you're going to choke.

No way!

What a rice blowout, dude.

You slap, Puig.

We're working.

Work is such a snooze, bro.

Hey, hey, guys, guys! Another wine...!

It's how young people talk. My daughter's like it all the time.

Great, great, you have to connect with them,

with young folks, understand them.

That's what I always tell my dad.

My son, I say...

I've got a son... I'm his dad and I say that.

Right.

I'm really a nag, like...

- "Plan for the future..." - Right.

Doesn't your son also tell you how he wants to live his life?

That's right, brother.

See? You have to empathize. It's very important.

And if your son's smart, he'll listen to you too.

- Yeah, yeah. - What a guy you are, Puig!

Mr. Puig, let Fuentes tell you

the latest on our Gold Insurance for Companies.

- The insurance... - It perfectly fits your needs.

- The papers. - Yeah, the briefcase, sure.

I'll get the check. It's on us, of course.

I expected nothing less.

Right, paper... If Greta Thunberg saw us...

This is it. This.

This is so Gucci, dude.

This is the company's max, but between us, bro...

I checked it out and it's real pricey.

- It not for you, dude. - I appreciate your honesty.

You needn't worry, because

I had no intention of getting another policy with you.

- I don't give a shit. - But... I like you.

So if you want a change of scenery, call me.

And now I'm leaving before that idiot comes back.

Does he think he's a Californian surfer with that hair?

Idiot.

Puig.

What a rip-off. The wine's coming out of your paycheck.

- Did he go to the bathroom? - No.

- Where is he? Did he go? - Yes, Mr. Ventura, yes.

He didn't want anything and he left.

- But you told him of the advantages...? - He didn't want anything, bro.

There are going to be staff cuts.

And with these little things, your name is on the list, Fuentes.

Valentina!

Just as well.

- Are you okay? - Look how cool this is!

Look.

What's all this?

I'm rich.

- You're rich? - With this card.

I'm sorry, Grandma.

We'll try to return the things, or we'll pay for them.

What a disaster of a day.

The little one drained my pension and we failed a test,

but otherwise we're fine, right?

Yes, at least no one found out about us.

I'll get it.

Oh, oh.

- Hello, how are you? - Hello.

We brought you this little gift

because yesterday we saw the ambulance, gosh...

- Gosh. - And we said: poor people.

Sorry, who are you?

- Marisa, Gonzalo, what a surprise. - It sure is.

How nice, but there was no need.

If you like, let's have lunch one day, okay? 'Bye, big kiss.

These people are bonkers.

- They need locking up. - You're always criticizing, eh?

- Who was it? - The neighbors.

I think they're starting to suspect something.

Shutting the door in their faces didn't help.

Whose birthday is it? I could go for some cake.

Hold on. The birthday.

What?

The cake at the restaurant.

Valentina, what was your wish when you blew out the candles?

A change of family.

Good Lord.

Now what do I do?

Make the same wish, but in reverse.

And what would that be? A family change?

No, say: "I want our souls or spirits or essences

to return to our bodies immediately".

- Why are you talking like that? - Do you have a better idea?

If you spoke normally...

At least people understand me!

- That'll do. Hey, that'll do. - It's her, it's her all the time.

Honey, how would you say it?

I want us all to go back to our bodies.

Well. Well.

Good, perfect, perfect. Let's do it.

No fear.

That's it. Go on, honey.

- And now what? - Well, now...

Wait for tomorrow. It'll work. It has to work.

He's behind you.

No, my mike's broken and I'm sick.

Yeah, but watch he doesn't headbutt you.

You were smurfing, right? Or what?

Don't flame me. Sorry, I'm trolling, man.

C'mon, bro.

Chill, we'll recover in the next one.

I'm putting AFK.

Leire! Leire!

- Leire! Leire! - What do you want?

- Play for me. - I don't know how.

Go on, you've got my body, my reflexes and all that.

- You're tripping, amoeba. - I can't even see the screen, sister.

It's normal because presbyopia begins in your 40s.

- So... - LOL! Dad's totally blind.

I have to put the screen like this...

If you think I'm playing for you, you're tripping.

Go on, sister, you and I... I love you and all that.

If I don't get the points I can't go to the next level.

No.

Rat! Leire!

Boom! Eat it, rat!

- Grandma, what are you doing? - This has to be done.

- Why are you doing that? - Why else? I'm going to a party.

What? Impossible.

I'm free to go where I want. I'm 70.

But what are you doing? Gosh.

Do me a favor and take that off.

- I'm not like that, Grandma. - Exactly. I am.

I'm serious, don't you dare leave the house.

- Or I'll tell Dad. - Who is my son.

Look, Leire, I'm going anyway.

I want to make the most of this little body.

- Grandma... - And you should come with me.

Girl, studying is important,

but enjoying life is too.

Time passes faster than you think.

Come here. All day in your world...

It'll sour your character, eh? Even more.

Fine. I'll go with you, but to monitor you.

That's it. To shake my tush.

Honey, what happened in court? You haven't told me.

Ah, well...

the Anozal people offered double.

I didn't think you'd do so well.

Why wouldn't I do well?

- What's wrong? - What?

What's wrong?

I didn't take the deal.

What?!

I couldn't let the company get away with it.

And they could reinstate him.

What do you know about labor law?

Okay, I know I don't have a degree,

but so you know, Andrea thought it was incredible.

He said that because...

Because you're such friends, right, amore?

Of course we're friends, but you needn't...

I needn't worry, sure. I needn't worry, no.

That's why I've having dinner with him in a restaurant.

Looking like that?!

Principessa?

Come stai?

Uh, sure.

I ordered the degustazione menu. Is that okay?

Yeah, yeah, great.

Why the long face?

Still thinking about the Robledo case, right?

No, it's not that, no.

Come on.

- David. - Yes?

Tell me... What about David?

Is it the same with him?

You said that all you do is argue.

Ah, really? Yes. Yes, of course.

I told you, I did... sure.

Well...

You know what? I'm very headstrong.

When I'm in a foul mood, you can't say anything to me.

And there's no way she'd realize... I'd realize...

Sure.

You also said you were... kind of estranged, right?

And he never does anything thoughtful for you.

Jeez.

Good evening.

What is this madness? Let's go, let's go.

Be quiet, you look more like a grandma than I do.

- What's up, folks? - This party's Gucci.

- Where can I get an anisette? - You put on makeup, girl.

- Come with me. - Let's go.

Oh, look, Marcelina's Anita! I go to the aquagym with her.

Do María's parents allow her to have a party like this?

What?

Yes, thank you, I haven't had dinner.

Go, bro.

It's a piacere to see you eat.

Andrea,

is there something between us?

Excuse me?

Have we hooked up?

Or if you think it could happen.

Right...

To the point.

I fancy you, but you're married.

I can't...

You understand, don't you?

I love this song.

Do you mind if...?

If...?

- No? - Ah. No, no, not at all.

An old Breton lady

with a hat and an umbrella

made of rice paper and bamboo cane

Jesuit Euclid followers

dressed as Buddhists

to enter the courts of emperors

of the Ming dynasty

I seek a permanent center of gravity

that will never make me change my mind about things,

about people

I might need...

I seek a permanent center of gravity...

Oh, go fuck yourself.

... will never change my mind about things,

about people

I might need...

All together!

I seek a permanent center of gravity

that will never make me change my mind about things,

about people...

What are you doing awake?

I'm hungry.

Will you make me something?

We must talk about what's going on at school.

- Nothing's going on. - Yes, it is.

I spoke to the principal.

You misbehave with your classmates, you don't do your homework...

And she told me we never go to activities.

- Why don't you tell us? - What for?

You guys can never go, you always busy.

- Honey, your sandwich. - I'm not hungry.

Well...

I'm so dizzy.

You're wasted, eh?

What?

The cakes had drugs in them? But that's illegal.

Bro, you don't seem yourself.

I'm not.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Listen, everyone. Since your taste in music sucks,

I'll give you chance to listen to something good.

- What do you know, girl? - Shut up, Mari Pili!

I was dancing to this when you weren't even a sperm.

I'm not who you imagine

A quiet and simple miss

That girl you deserted one day and who always forgives

That girl, no

That girl isn't me

I'm not the one you thought

The white dove who dances to your tune

Who laughs for no reason, saying yes to everything

That girl, no

That girl isn't me

But if you seek only affairs

Friend, put your house on guard

I'm not the one who loses hope

Think about it, no longer

am I that girl...

Get down, get down.

A quiet and simple miss

That girl you deserted one day and who always forgives

That girl, yes, no

That girl isn't me

Honey,

are you asleep?

That guy knows his stuff.

The food, the venue, the music.

He even sings well.

I actually had a great time.

The last thing we did together was the tax return.

And that made me think that...

that I could lose you.

And when you realize that,

it's a slap in the face that...that...

I couldn't live without you.

Pass me a glass of water, go on.

Jeez, Dad.

Your back hurts every morning. Life sucks like this.

What's up with you guys?

Nothing, we were studying until very late.

Drink, drink, drink, drink!

Studying.

Maybe she didn't word the wish right.

I did what you told me.

No, honey, it's not your fault.

Oh, no? She made the wish.

- Grandma... - Me?

It's muscle memory.

- This is catastrophic. - Don't overdramatize.

We'll get over it one day.

- When? - I don't know.

I wish I had a magic ball to tell the future.

Hold on, wait. The ball!

- What ball? - Valentina's gift.

The man who sold it to me said it was magic.

Magic.

- Why didn't it occur to you before? - I don't know.

How was I to know he wasn't conning me?

- Because of what happened, maybe? - Calm down, calm down.

Girl, did you have it on you when you made the wish?

- I think so. - And where is it now?

I don't know.

It's here!

- Go, dude! - The nightmare is over!

- Hey, take it easy. - What do we do with it?

- I've never used a crystal ball before. - Obviously.

- What if we rub it a little? - Sure, so the genie comes out.

At least I'm suggesting something, son.

You shake it like this...

Look, it'd be better if the girl did it.

- But you're the girl. - She means the real Valentina, idiot.

- But it's my ball. - Hey, one moment.

Don't do that.

- We're going to... - Please...

My ball!

Holy Mary! Holy Mary!

I said the girl had to do it.

Why do you never listen to me? Ever!

Do you have a light?

No, honey, no. I'm Adela, the social worker.

May I speak to your parents?

What's this visit about?

Well, I have to assess you

to see if the girl is in a proper environment.

Are they taking me away from the family?

No, honey.

Look...

Enunciate.

I didn't have time to talk.

What did the kid do to cause this mess?

- It's no joke, Mr. Fuentes. - No, of course not.

Me, me.

The girl ran away from school after she was caught smoking.

Smoking? She told me she'd given up.

Just kidding.

Well, I just saw her again right now.

What?

Who hasn't smoked a cigarette at some point? At weddings...

- Sorry. - Don't listen to Grandma.

Look, I know we may seem a little strange,

but we take great care of Valentina.

We love her very much, don't we?

I'm not questioning whether you love your daughter.

But your behavior shows that something's wrong in this house

and I have to take action because this is not normal.

No, don't cry, Valentina, don't cry.

What's wrong, Valentina? What's the matter?

I did it all to get attention.

I've behaved badly, very badly.

It's just preadolescent girl stuff.

Even though that's year away.

But my awkward age started early.

Relax.

I don't want to be taken from my family,

please, it won't happen again.

- Relax, Valentina. - Please.

Relax!

You're not going anywhere, okay? I promise.

Thank you, Adela. Thank you.

Well, okay, family.

My report will be favorable.

But for your sake, no more warnings from the school.

- Of course. - Good.

We'll hide the tobacco.

Just kidding again.

- Hello. Fernanda Huete? - Yes, that's me.

I mean, the grandma with the pigtails.

- Oh, it's you. - Yes, what's wrong?

No, nothing, it's not usually the profile,

but I don't ask anymore.

Jonathan, bring him.

Oh, my pony! Apple Pie!

A pony, dude!

The Zeppelin! The Zeppelin is magic!

Exciting, huh?

Listen, the pony can't sign...

What a mess of a family.

I can't believe it. I can't.

I can't believe we've given up.

What can we do that we haven't already done?

Find the guy in the Park who sold me the ball.

- He must know something. - But, Mom, the ball broke!

I don't think it has a warranty.

Come on, move your ass. We're going to the Fun Park.

Oh, yippee!

How can we go in my car? There's six of us.

No choice. Neither Hugo nor Grandma can drive.

My goodness.

No, no. You go in front.

I told you I didn't like this area.

- Now? It's what there is. - Come on, let's go.

GIFTS

- The guy from the other day. - He saw us!

- Dad, he's ripped! - What?

- He's buff! - Oh, yeah!

What can we do?

You find the wizard! We'll distract him!

- Which one is it? - It was here, but it's shut.

- Where? - Here.

Looks like he's not here.

Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am...

Could you help us find... a man here who sells...?

Excuse me, Isabel.

- Ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. A man.

He sells this crap here, an old guy.

Excuse us, please. He's a tall man, around 70

- with long hair and a white beard. - Alejandro?

That's him.

He just left.

- Where to? - How should I know?

- What a shitty fortune teller. - Let's go, let's go.

It smells like Easter.

Tell me again where the others went.

What others? Only we came.

You're banned from the Park.

Ma'am, tell your granddaughter to let go of me.

- Girl, help me. - Coming.

What's she doing?

That's it.

- I'll drag you out, eh? - I dare you!

Help, please!

Help!

Let go of them right now!

Ma'am, what are you doing? Ma'am?

- Boom! - That's hand-to-hand combat.

Dad, Dad, Dad!

- My eyes! - Dad, are you okay?

Indeed! Indeed!

- What did you do to my husband, you beast?! - Careful, the girls.

Are you okay? You've had it, miniboss!

Stop it! He's going! That way!

Come on, let's go!

- Come on! Come on! - Dad, Dad! This way!

I'm calling the police!

- How dreadful! - Call them, you freak!

It's him!

- To the car! - No, I can't drive! I can't see!

I'll drive!

- Dad, are you better? - It stings.

I'm seeing spots.

Ana, duck down, the other drivers will see you.

Mom, look out!

Mom!

I can't duck down any more, we'll crash!

No, the station wagon took that exit!

Did you see what I saw?

- The fuzz! - Get down, Grandma.

- Where, where, where? - I don't want to go to jail.

Valentina, switch places.

- What? - Quickly!

Dad! Belt!

- Gently, gently! - Gently!

Relax, relax.

- Belt, girl. - I can't, Mom!

They're coming! Five-O! Five-O!

Act natural.

Good afternoon, ma'am.

Here I am, driving my car, that's about it.

My car.

It looked like the girl was at the wheel to us.

But officer, how can I drive?

I'm a little girl.

It was my grandma, of course.

That was me, my allergy is really acting up.

How are you? The grass, isn't it?

Mine's terrible this time of year too, I get...

Can we go now? We're in a big hurry.

Go ahead. Move along.

And don't rush, it's a secondary road.

Well, nice to meet you.

They're watching us. They're watching us.

- Go, go. - Valentina, start it up.

I don't know how, Mom!

I'll show you, don't worry.

Step on the pedal to your left.

- We're going to die. - Good.

What a weird family.

- Ooh, ooh, what happened? - Relax. Again.

Again.

What's she doing?

- What are you doing, Mom? - Keep the wheel straight.

Is the girl driving?

Yes, but don't worry, Mom's handling the pedals.

- What? - Where's the station wagon?

That's it! Isn't that it, Dad?

- How should I know, son? - Yes, go on, hurry.

- Not so fast, Mom. - Brake.

Brake!

What a fright, Mom!

Yes.

Gosh darn it.

- Is everyone okay? - I'm starting to see.

- I'm starting to see! - Then let's go.

Lickety split!

- Your body's a mess, bro! - You don't know how to use it.

- Can I help you with something? - Something, the man says.

- You sold me a cursed ball! - You put a hex on us!

Our bodies got switched! How can you be so twisted?

You'd better come inside.

It doesn't look like a wizard's lair, bro.

If I'm not mistaken, Valentina wished for a change of family

with the ball in her lap,

and the next day you woke like this.

You're a star, Gandalf. You got it all, eh?

She's a girl. She didn't do it out of spite.

No, sure, sure. The main thing is to find out if...

- you've learned anything from this. - I didn't want to do it,

- but I was mad at everyone. - Sure.

She's only the only one who's ever thought that.

Sometimes it's hard to understand each other, we go our own way...

- And we always say we're... - A family of Martians.

But a family, after all.

Uh-huh.

Then you'd say yes,

it's helped you put yourself in the skin of others.

I think we've learned our lesson.

The problem is, we don't have the ball anymore. It broke.

It's fine.

One moment.

What's that?

The ball!

The ball, yes.

Take it.

- Carefully. - Yes.

I have another one.

One moment.

Where is it?

- It's the last one. - Yes.

Oh, good Lord!

- It's your gift. - Yes.

Then you must look after it.

Go, sister, make the wish. Go, Valentina.

No, no, you have to stay like this for a few more days.

A few more days?

It'll only work in the next full moon.

The ball has to understand...

- that you've learned something. - No way, man!

But that's... You tell him, how long?

We're in the waning quarter. It's not for ages, we can't...

Alright, alright. We'll wait until the full moon, as you say.

Good.

Meanwhile, you have to be more united than ever

and accept the body you've got. Do you understand?

Yes.

- That's 50 bucks. - What?

- But you told me it was 30. - Inflation.

Well... the time came.

What a few weeks. Gosh darn it.

In the end it wasn't so bad, right?

Come on, honey.

Is everyone ready?

Honey, honey.

- What is it? - I'm me. Are you you?

- Yes, it's me. - Really? Come here.

Mom, I'm me again.

It worked!

Not on me, bro.

- What? - What?

C'mon, dude!

What did you do? I've put on so much weight!

I don't believe it!

ONE YEAR LATER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Oh. What...?

No, no. Not Puig again?

Yes, but it's Valentina's birthday and I'm not answering it.

Don't let him troll you, bro. I know the dude.

- I've got it under control, bro. - Oh, Grandma,

we're meeting Ari and Dani later, if you want to come.

No thanks, I can't keep up with you.

Go on, Mom.

- I've got the tickets. - Really?

Are we going on a trip?

No, this time only Mom and Dad are going.

- Blow them out! - Hey!

But Apple Pie's not here.

No, not inside the house, you know that.

Just for one day, it's fine.

Go on. Look, look...

I'll clean it up. Here's Apple Pie.

Come on.

If he craps, bro...

- Now, yes, blow them out. - Go on.

That's it, let's go.

Oh!

Come on, honey, make a wish.

Go for it, kid.

- Good! - That's it!

And your wish, I hope it's something good.

- Dad, don't give her ideas. - It's secret, or it doesn't come true.

You'll laugh, but sometimes I miss a little adventure.

- Come on, honey! - Don't say that.

- What are you saying? - Come on, Mom, seriously.

- Here's the family. - Yippee!

WHO'S WHO?