Original subtitles

[ upbeat Christmas music plays ]

♪ Jing-a-ling ♪

Donkey: Okay, now,

the parfaits go on that table,

and the bog nog goes over there.

And remember, make sure

the piles of cookies

are arranged

in fun holiday shapes!

Oh, man, Shrek,

I just love this!

Don't you just love this?

Sure, Donkey.

This is gonna be

the best Christmas party ever

because this year,

everybody's gonna sing

their favorite Christmas carol.

I hear even the Shrek family

is gonna sing.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeehaw!

No more bog nog for him.

[ laughs ]

♪ It's my most favorite time

of the year ♪

♪ Jing-a-ling,

jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪

♪ With the parties and carols ♪

♪ And cider in barrels ♪

♪ For everyone here ♪

Hey, Shrek!

Check it out!

I found a real Christmas elf

out in the garbage.

I'm not an elf.

I'm Rumpelstiltskin!

Now let me

out of this cage!

Oh,

so you can run away again?

I don't think so!

Oh, hey, Wolf.

Do you like that?

It's a mega-sized

Santa replica,

made from a new magic

called plastic.

Yeah.

It's freakin' me out.

Hey, pigs,

you got to try

Dragon's spicy

reindeer apple balls.

Oh, no, thank you.

We are on a diet.

We are

chubby buddies.

We're getting ready

for...

All: Swimsuit weather!

[ laughing ]

Move it along, pigs.

Nothing to eat here.

You guys, this is not a place

to take a nap.

Wake up.

Wake up!

♪ It's the warm,

fluffiest season of all ♪

♪ Jing-a-ling,

jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪

♪ Where the fun never ends ♪

♪ And my closest of friends

are packed here in the hall ♪

♪ I'll be shocked

if this don't end in a brawl ♪

[ laughing ]

Attention, attention,

attention, everybody!

I want to thank all of you

for coming out

to my holiday extravaganza

caroling Christmas-tacular!

I hope all of you have been

brushing up on your singing

more than Gretchen

brushes her teeth.

Take that and eat it!

♪ There'll be apples

for bobbing ♪

♪ And fruitcake ♪

♪ And sobbing ♪

♪ And games filled

with holiday fun ♪

♪ There'll be candy ♪

♪ Und presents ♪

♪ Roast turkey

und pheasant ♪

♪ And stockings for everyone ♪

♪ It's my most favorite time

of the year ♪

♪ Jing-a-ling,

jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪

♪ And you won't want to leave

'cause if you all believe ♪

♪ Santa soon will be here ♪

♪ It's my most

favoritest time... ♪

Where did you learn

how to rhyme?

♪ Christmas

is my favorite time ♪

♪ Of the year ♪

Yeah!

Whoo!

Man, that felt good.

Now, who's gonna sing next?

Anybody? Anybody?

Okay, well, then I guess

I'll sing another.

♪ A-heeee-- ♪

[ applause ]

♪ Stirring a big pot ♪

♪ Full of goodies

for our snack ♪

♪ Fungus

and tree rot ♪

♪ Stink bugs by the stack ♪

♪ Ba do, bo bo ♪

♪ How we like to eat ♪

♪ Worms and grubs and slop ♪

♪ It brings such joy

and is a treat ♪

♪ With pickled skunk on top ♪

♪ So, bug cocoon,

lick the spoon ♪

♪ Try our cricket slurp ♪

[ slurps ]

♪ And how I just love rat pie ♪

♪ It always makes me burp ♪

[ burps ]

♪ Serve a toad a la mode ♪

♪ Roadkill tastes so fine. ♪

Mm-hmm.

♪ Pigeon wings

and spider strings ♪

♪ Is the perfect way to dine ♪

[ cheers and applause ]

Back in my village,

the holidays

is almost all about the turrón,

dancing the flamenco,

and the bittersweet serenade

of this song.

[ castanets click ]

♪ Fleas navidad ♪

♪ Fleas navidad ♪

♪ I've got fleas navidad ♪

♪ My coat is itching,

and my eyes go sad ♪

♪ I want a cleansing flea dip

for Christmas ♪

♪ A fine leather flea collar

for Christmas ♪

♪ A nice shampoo and fluffing

for Christmas ♪

♪ To make the itching stop ♪

Ha ha!

Ha!

Yay!

Ha ha ha!

Ooh!

Don't mind if I do.

Not on my watch!

Ow!

Hey!

They're just cookies.

It's not like they're real.

What do you know

about being real?

Nothing.

All right, everyone!

Let's wrap it up!

[ "Jingle Bell Rock"-like

music plays ]

♪ Fairy tale, very tale,

merry tale fun ♪

♪ Happily after

and happily done ♪

♪ Snowman, you know, man,

and Donkey -- that's me ♪

♪ And a puppet boy

made of teak ♪

♪ Abracadabra and cookity do ♪

♪ Home by midnight

'cause Santa is due ♪

♪ Cheeses that pleases

and stink really bad ♪

♪ That makes Christmas glad ♪

♪ Our confetti, ja,

with poinsettia ♪

♪ As we all trim the tree ♪

♪ Pussy cat time ♪

♪ Boots and hat time ♪

♪ And a stocking full of coal

for me ♪

♪ Iggity, piggity ♪

♪ Ogre roar now ♪

Rar!

♪ Shake the rafters loud ♪

♪ Huffin' and a puffin'

in a granny's frock ♪

♪ That's the fairy tale ♪

♪ That's the merry tale ♪

♪ That's the fairy tale rock ♪

Ha!

Chug chug chug chug,

choo-choo!

Come on, everyone!

I'm bustin' you out!

No one's gonna eat you

this year!

All: Merry Christmas!

Donkey: And thanks for making

my caroling party

Christmas-tacular!

[ cheerful Christmas music ]