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♪ Everything around, spins round and round. ♪

♪ What was once yours, now lost in the blink of an eye. ♪

♪ Doesn't own anything still think everything belongs to them. ♪

♪ What you had yesterday slips out of sight. ♪

♪ Looking here, looking there, running circles everywhere. ♪

♪ Oh, what a crazy monkey business! ♪

♪ A mad chase, side by side! ♪

♪ A mad chase, side by side! A monkey business! ♪

♪ Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! ♪

♪ Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! ♪

♪ The thief hides in disguise, the cops are wise. ♪

♪ One man's hat lands on another's surprise! ♪

♪ They went out to buy some wheat. But came back home with peas to eat. ♪

♪ Who will save whom in this grand parade? Everyone's tangled, everyone's played! ♪

♪ Running fast, but where to go? ♪

♪ No one knows, it's all a show! ♪

♪ Looking here, looking there, Running circles everywhere. ♪

♪ Oh, what a crazy monkey business! ♪

♪ Oh, what a crazy monkey business! ♪

♪ A mad chase, side by side! ♪

♪ Oh, what a crazy monkey business! ♪

♪ Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! ♪

♪ Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! ♪

♪ Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! ♪

♪ Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! ♪

♪ Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! ♪

'Once upon a time... '

'... this abandoned palace was once the pride of Jashwantpur village. '

'Busy with the bustling of servants and soldiers. '

'And the subjects were singing praises of their King, Jashwant Singh. '

'But with the passage of time, everything changed. '

'Now, there's no king, nor any subjects. '

'Only pictures of those rulers are left in this palace now. '

'Which are covered with the dust of time. '

'This is brave Dhanraj Singh. '

'But unfortunately, he was born after Independence. '

'Therefore brave Dhanraj Singh was deprived of the happiness of royal life. '

'And she is the wife of the brave Dhanraj Singh, Shanti Devi. '

'Shanti Devi's parents had betrothed her to Dhanraj Singh when she was just a child. '

'Thinking that their daughter, Shanti Devi would live a luxurious life in the palace. '

'And she is the daughter of Dhanraj and Shanti Devi, princess Phoolmati. '

'This is Phoolmati's childhood picture. '

'What should I say more about the king, queen and the princess?'

'How are they living their lives at present, you can see for yourself. '

- [THUD] - [FOOTSTEPS]

How long are we going to have holidays, boss?

We haven't eaten anything for past two days. We ought to go on duty now!

Brother, our duty doesn't give us a salary now.

- We must find a new job. - Yes!

We should change our occupation.

- But our job was so nice before. - Yeah.

We used to steal wallets of villagers, and...

But we don't know anything other than this!

Yes, I know that.

But since things have gone digital...

...people doesn't keep much cash in their pockets any more.

- We have to think of something new. - Boss...

...yesterday I saw a beggar.

He had a scanner tied around his neck, and was begging using that.

- Before we used to steal from their bowls. - But now... - Yeah.

- We must think of something new. - Yes.

- Nothing's left in this cash business now. - Yeah.

- [SIGHS] - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

- [FOOTSTEPS] - [WATER SPLASHING]

- [FOOTSTEPS] - [WATER SPLASHING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

- Pintu... - Yes?

Our country is thriving. But inflation has hit us hard.

We haven't eaten anything for past two days, so I'm feeling dizzy.

Boss, don't be sad.

Have faith on our Lord. He would listen to us.

When will he listen?

I'm tired from singing hymns from the last two days.

But we didn't even get a one rupee note from anyone's wallet.

I have lost faith on notes.

You never know when demonetization will be imposed.

First, they took 2000 rupee notes. I hope 500 rupee notes don't get banned.

I have lost faith on everyone.

I only have faith on the Lord now.

When God gives, he gives abundantly.

But right now, we are in miserable condition.

Let see when he starts giving us.

[WATER SPLASHING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

- [SIGHS] - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

O Lord, if not my boss, at least listen to me! - Hey...

- Show us your grace and give us abundantly. - Yeah.

- I asked him to give abundantly, but... - Hey... !

Pintu, what is this?

I think we have got the wrong delivery.

- I'm wondering what else is about to fall. - I mean, from the sky. - What?

I think there are golden biscuits inside.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Open! Open the box! - What?

Yeah!

If there's something like that, I'd visit temple twice a day.

I'd sing hymns three times, and four times...

...I'd distribute offerings made out of something sweet.

Open it.

What?

What's this?

This is an old idol. Not some gold biscuit.

It's of no use to us.

It's not useful.

No! An idol is after all an idol, boss.

It's better to have something rather than nothing.

What would we do with this something?

This idol would at least arrange our today's meal.

- Yeah. - Really?

If this idol could arrange today's meal...

- ... we both would survive. - Yes.

But who would give us food in exchange of this idol?

That stingy king, brave Dhanraj Singh's eatery.

[VEHICLES PASSING BY]

Please come.

- All hail King Dhanraj Singh. - Hail!

- All hail King Dhanraj Singh. - Hail!

Look! People still sing praises for me.

Welcome, dear guests. Have a seat.

- Yeah. - Let's go.

Take their order.

What can I get you?

Fix plate, full plate, King's plate?

Tea, coffee, cold drink, tell me?

- What do you want, tell me? - Do one thing.

Bring two King's plate for both of us. Now, go!

Is anybody else coming?

Hey! Don't fool around here.

- Just do what we say! - What?

- Just go and do bring what we've ordered. - Okay.

Go.

- [LAUGHS] - [SIGHS]

Give it to me!

- [TCH] - [VEHICLE PASSING BY]

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHS]

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

This is the money for tea.

Rs. 5?

Didn't you see the price on menu card?

The price is Rs. 5.50.

Give me 50 cents.

Why are you asking for 50 cents?

50 cents are out of use since long.

But 50 cents are still in use in my hotel.

Give me my 50 cents.

What is this, mister?!

I haven't seen 50 cents in a long time.

I don't have it.

You don't have it?

Do one thing. Take this back and pay Rs. 5.50 on this QR code.

I have this old phone.

One can only talk on this kind of mobile.

Give it to me, I'll sell it.

It won't even give me 50 cents, keep it!

Do one thing. Drink another half cup of tea, and pay me Rs. 11.

And if you don't pay this amount, I'm going to make you work the whole day in my hotel!

Working a whole day for 50 cents?!

So? I'm only asking for one day.

Look at my servant. I make him work whole month and don't pay him anything.

This guy is terribly stingy.

Go now!

Stingy fellow!

Chhagan, give him another half cup of tea.

[LAUGHS]

- [VEHICLE PASSING BY] - [LAUGHS]

Let them eat!

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

[BURPS]

Please come.

How was the food?

How much is it?

I didn't count how much burps you made.

- I mean, the bill amount. - The bill!

Oh! How much, as in the bill amount?

Yes.

Chhagan, what is the cost of their four King's plates?

Rs. 870, sir!

[BURPS]

- Rs. 870 only. - Rs. 870!

Just Rs. 870.

- Your hotel is so budget friendly. - Yes, it is.

[LAUGHS]

Oh.

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

What happened, brother?

- [SOBBING] - [VEHICLE PASSING BY]

Somebody stole my wallet!

My wallet was filled with notes!

[CRYING]

These crying and all won't work here.

You have to pay me my money.

- There's only one way one. - What?

- Father... - Father?

Father!

- Hey! - He's calling you.

- You are his dad, right? - Yes, I am.

I am his father.

Tell me, son?

Remove it, father.

Remove what?

Remove the idol, father.

- Idol? - Yes.

You're telling me to give up this...

...miracle idol worth Rs. 10,000 in exchange for Rs. 870?

That too, your mother's last memory? No, son.

But, father. Mom only told you...

...that respect is worth more than money.

If we lose our respect, what would we do with money?

Give it to him, father.

Let me do one thing. I'll go to my office and bring Rs. 870 back with me.

Hey!

Where are you going?

- Office. - I understand everything.

You'd say I'm going to office and you won't come back.

I won't let anyone leave this place with taking my money.

Really?

- But you guys seem to be decent people. - Yes, we are.

- So, I'll accept this idol. - Give it to me. - Okay.

- Okay, sir. - One minute.

Pintu's mother...

...please forgive me.

- Take it! - Mother!

But this idol worth Rs. 10,000...

Oh wow!

Sir...

...we already gave you this idol worth Rs. 10,000. So...

...please back two more King's plates for us.

Two more.

You want more?

After eating so much, you're still hungry?

No, we will eat it tomorrow.

- Tomorrow? - Yeah, two please!

Chhagan!

Pack two King's plates for them.

- He's bringing it. - Mouth freshener!

[LAUGHS]

- Here, have this. - Chhagan!

Chhagan!

Quickly bring the plates you packed for my house!

- Yeah, bring it! - Hurry up!

Have this.

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

[BURPS]

They finished all the mouth freshener!

Doesn't matter.

Because of those guys I earned a huge profit!

- Greed always leads to loss, not profit. - What?

The idol is worth Rs. 20.

They made a fool out of you!

This is called, the greedy man's wealth was stolen by thieves!

Here is your money for two half cups of tea!

Greedy fellow!

'Phoolmati! Hey, phoolmati!'

[ANKLET CHIMES]

Hey, Phoolmati! Why are you roaming around in this attire?

Just look at how the girls of your age get dressed.

A princess should only wear such kind of clothes, my queen.

Listen to me very carefully, Phoolmati.

You're neither a princess.

Nor am I a queen.

Then what are we, my dear mom?

My dear child, you are the daughter of Dhanraj Singh who owns a hotel.

And I am his wife.

Mom, running a hotel is about luck.

But in reality, we are a royal family.

And you know it.

That the government is willing to pay...

...crores to make this property a heritage site.

Sell it!

In my opinion, we should sell it immediately!

Then we will buy a bungalow from that money.

- And have servants. - Mom!

This palace is our legacy.

This palace has memories of my father, grand father, and my ancestors.

And dad is working so hard to preserve this palace.

And even today, government officials...

...and people call my father, 'State of Jashwantpur'.

Father is an honourable person.

I only want to stay in this palace.

Dear princess, your father has made you an exact replica of himself!

And yeah!

After having breakfast, don't forget to wash your plate yourself, Ms. princess!

Phoolmati...

...you have again started reading such books?

Mom!

This story is about a princess Kanjulika who lives in a haunted mansion.

And you know, the author states that...

...whoever reads this book without getting scared would get Rs. 50,000 as a reward!

And you know, I've been reading such books since childhood.

I'm almost done reading it.

Only this much is remaining.

We are gone!

You don't get scared. But in the middle of night, you scare us!

Give this book to me!

- Give it to me! Give it! - No, mom!

I won't let you read a single page from this book.

I'll lock this book inside a cupboard.

Mom, please don't do so.

You know, I don't get peace without reading a book.

For your peace, we don't want to lose our peace, Ms. princess!

[SIGHS]

I'm going to read this book anyhow.

No matter if I have to break the cupboard's lock for it.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERS]

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

Why is he walking like this?

By looking at your sour face it seems like...

...you have just quit your job.

What is all this?

I didn't quit.

They fired me!

They even took a day of my salary.

It's good.

At least you got one day's salary.

No, I didn't.

I had to pay them instead!

- Yes! - You mean...

...did this company hired you, or you hired this company?

Company people hired me.

- But you know about my problem. - Oh, yes.

Somebody touched the back of my head by mistake.

And I became an electrician in a mechanical workshop.

I removed wires from a running machine and joined them to an adjacent motor.

All the motors burned out.

That is very bad. One minute.

- [LAUGHS] - [INDISTINCT CHATTERS]

You didn't have any money.

Then how did they take money from you?

[GRUNTS]

- Disgusting, Raju! - You did such things for money! - No!

No! It's nothing like you imagine!

- The machine whose wires I removed... - Yeah.

- They electrified me with those same wires. - Oh!

- Oh, man! - They electrified me!

- It must be painful. - Yes, it is.

Oh no!

Leave all that. You got a catering job, right?

Don't mention about it, Raju.

It's not worth mentioning.

- Okay, let it be. - No, wait! Listen.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

They gave me a task of making a mung bean pudding.

You know, when you make a pudding, you have to taste it.

- You like it? - Yes, I did.

The first time I tasted it, it had less sugar.

Second time, clarified butter was less.

And third time, mung bean paste seemed less.

As I kept tasting it...

...I didn't realize when mung bean paste, sugar and clarified butter got over.

And after seeing that, they kicked me out.

Hey, that's okay.

At least you got to eat mung bean pudding.

What okay?

Wherever we go, we ruin something.

Every morning we find a new job. And in the evening, they kick us out!

I guess we have bad luck.

I don't enjoy living such a life.

That's true, Raju.

Even my family members are tired of my eating habit.

I want to jump from here and commit suicide.

You've spoken my mind, Santosh.

Let us jump from here and commit suicide.

One!

Two!

- Three! - One minute!

What's wrong?

Let's eat a Vada pav before dying.

Where did this Vada pav come from?

You didn't have any money, right?

My friend, I was really hungry.

So, for the first time I stole a Vada pav.

First time.

What happened, brother? You didn't like it that I stole something?

I did.

- Really? - I liked it a lot.

Because now, I got the solution of our problem.

- What? - That we would start stealing from today.

- And have a fun life. - Wow!

- So, suicide plan is cancelled? - Yes, it's cancelled.

- Really? - Yes!

- Thank you, Raja. - Listen!

Today itself, we will enter someone's house and steal stuff.

And if we got caught, house owners would beat us.

- No, they won't. - Why?

Because we will go there pretending to be police officers.

Oh!

You'll be a constable and I'll become an inspector.

Why so?

Why will you be an inspector?

And why would I be a constable?

Inspector needs to have a good personality. He cannot be unhealthy like you.

Hey! You're hurting my ego.

- You can be an inspector the next time. - I have a suggestion.

We are not some professional thieves.

We belong from decent households.

You're right. But look!

After stealing huge sum of money, we will open up a business.

We would open a restaurant.

- No ways! You'll eat up everything. - No, I won't.

First, focus on today's robbery.

And listen! A constable's uniform for you.

And an inspectors uniform for me should arrive soon.

- Or else... Yes. - Okay, fine!

- Got it? - You will get it.

- You will get an inspector's uniform. - Let's go.

Does that hurt?

Of course, it does.

- They electrified me! - You shouldn't have misplaced those wires.

[SIZZLING]

Phoolmati!

Hey, Phoolmati!

Phoolmati, where are you?

Phoolmati...

[TCH]

Phoolmati, what are you doing? I'm calling you since long.

Mom, I fell asleep while lying on the sofa.

Why are you shouting so much? What happened?

I wanted to say that make sure you take your sleep medicines.

And look! The medicines are kept on dining table.

Take it. Or else, I'd have to eat sleeping pills just like your father!

Okay, mom. I'll take it without fail.

I can smell something burning in the kitchen.

My fritters would get burn because of this princess!

- [FOOTSTEPS] - [HUMMING]

Shanti Devi!

Hey, Shanti Devi! Bring some water!

Bring me water! Where are you, deaf woman!

Deaf woman?!

How dare you call me deaf?

If you're in such a hurry, drink water yourself!

Even if I'm not in a hurry, I have to drink it myself.

Oh! What have you brought inside this box?

Did you bring gold ornaments for me?

No! There are no gold ornaments.

Look, this is it.

An idol worth Rs. 20.

This happened with me today.

Two cunning men came to eat in my restaurant.

They ate four plates of food.

And they even took two plates parcel.

And when it was time to pay money, they said, 'We don't have money!'

And they gave me this idol saying it's worth Rs. 10,000.

But it's only worth Rs. 20.

I've been scammed!

[LAUGHS]

I can't believe it.

That someone managed to scam a stingy person like you.

[LAUGHS]

Okay, forget all this. And go freshen up.

I've prepared food. Come, let's eat it.

- Let it be. - I've made fritters and Undhiyu.

- I don't want to eat fritters. - Feed it to the dogs! - What?

How can a person feel like eating after this?

I'll watch news on television inside and go to sleep.

Hey, please drink turmeric milk at least!

Okay, I'll drink that with my sleeping pills.

What should I do about him?

Hey, listen!

[ANKLET CHIMES]

[CHANTING]

Boss!

- I've brought Papdi from Chamanlal! - Oh!

Wow, Pintu!

You made a fool out of that hotel owner so nicely!

We had so much fun this morning, right?

[LAUGHS]

To be honest, boss.

Never in my life have I seen that much food put together.

To be honest...

...never in my life have I ate that much food in one sitting.

Hey, Pintu...

...what if I have a gas problem after eating so much Papdi?

Boss, don't you worry.

I always keep digestive pills with me.

- Eat up. - Oh! Give it to me then!

- It's so much fun. - Here.

Have this.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Wow!

- [PAPER RUSTLE] - [CHANTING]

Hey, Pintu!

Why are you making such a face?

What are reading in the newspaper with your eyes wide open?

I'm not reading, I'm in shock!

- What? - We are so unlucky!

What are you saying?

This is the same idol we gave to that hotel owner...

- ... in exchange of food. - What?

Yeah.

This is the same idol.

What's written? Read it.

The government is giving Rs. 50 lakhs in reward for this idol.

- Rs. 50 lakhs? - Yes!

- What will we do now? - Pintu...

If we get this Rs. 50 lakhs...

...it'd set our lives.

- We will open up a shop of salty snacks. - Yeah.

We will have a beautiful bungalow with swimming pool.

And many servants would roam around us.

It'd be so much fun.

But how are we going to get this?

That hotel owner has got the idol.

Yeah.

We will enter that King's palace and steal this idol. - Yeah.

That King is a stingy man.

He won't keep that idol in his hotel. He must've definitely took it home.

We will go inside his palace and steal that idol.

Okay.

So, let's start...

- Mission idol! - Mission idol!

Why is the television not working?

- Queen... - Yeah?

Why can't I turn on the television?

How would you?

Using this remote.

You replaced the remote cells three years ago.

Here. Have your sleeping pills along with this milk and go to sleep.

I can't sleep with sleeping pills.

I would only feel sleepy after watching some news.

And what do you mean by haven't replaced cells?

These cells would still work for another 3-4 years.

What?

These cells should be afraid of their king!

Come on!

- Oh! - 'Greetings!'

'The statue you are seeing has been stolen from the international market. '

'The government has announced... '

...'a reward of Rs 50 lakhs for returning it to the government. '

'Yes! This statue seen on television is believed to be the most... '

'... ancient and sacred statue of Egypt. '

'And its fortune is in crores. '

'There is a possibility that this statue... '

'... stolen from the international museum has been brought to Gujarat. '

- 'Other news from the sports world. ' - Queen!

- Queen, we will get Rs. 50 lakhs! - 'In Asia World Cup Finals, Sri Lanka... '

'... defeated India and became a world champion. ' - Rs. 50 lakhs!

- 'India's cricket team was able to... ' - Rs. 50 lakhs!

Idol worth Rs. 50 lakhs is ours...

What's this, Shanti Devi? I kept the box containing that idol right here!

Where is the idol?

I think Phoolmati must've took it.

Don't worry. Let her sleep for now.

Take it in the morning.

Okay, I'll take it in the morning. Now, I'm at peace.

I was worried that a theft might have happened in our palace.

Who would come to steal here?

Who would want anything from here?

That's true.

Who would steal from our palace?

Last year, some thieves came to steal something.

But they left few things after feeling bad.

[LAUGHS]

Let's go now.

Oh no! Phoolmati forgot to take her medicines.

She'd again start her drama tonight.

Let it be.

If Phoolmati has not taken her medicines tonight...

...it's a good thing. She would protect the idol in this way. - What?

What are you saying?

We will get back the idol tomorrow morning. Let's go.

Hey, take your sleeping pills first!

Listen to me.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Why hasn't Raja arrived here yet?

What if he got caught before stealing?

Oh no!

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

Santosh! Stop it!

You'd have crushed me!

Sorry!

Sorry, it doesn't have brakes.

Why are you so late?

On my way here, this bike broke down three times.

- Did you bring the inspector's costume? - Yes, I have.

- Give it to me. - Hold this.

Come on, Clark Kent. Go become Superman!

Sure, why not?

Here he is.

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING] - [SIGHS]

Yeah! Oh!

Which size did you bring?

Rest everything is fine.

But this feels a little weird.

You asked to bring an inspector's costume for you. - Yeah.

But the place I brought his from didn't have a male inspector's costume.

So, they only had a female inspector's costume.

So, I brought this instead.

You fatso! You shouldn't have brought this!

Why did you do this?

Don't you understand?

Just see how I'm looking!

One minute.

What one minute?

- How I go and steal while wearing this? - Look.

I'm looking so bad in this.

Don't move, or you'd get hurt.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Sweety Patel!

You brought a Sweety Patel name tag for me? - Don't hit me.

I brought the available costume.

You can't even do one thing properly, man!

You don't have to roam around the entire city while wearing this.

Nobody would notice it in darkness.

Now, come on!

Hey!

Won't you welcome me?

Oh no! Now he got into Dabangg's character.

Oh my! What are you doing?

Why did I touch his head?!

You'd get a 10 year imprisonment for drinking and driving.

Mr. Chaubey!

Mr. Chaubey!

Arrest him!

Yes, sir.

Come on. If you don't want to get arrested, give me Rs. 2000.

- Give it to me. - I only have Rs. 500.

My sir is quite crazy. Got it, Pushpa?

Give me whatever you have.

Wow, Rs. 500!

Now, go!

Just go away from here.

Hey! I'd make so many holes in you...

Hey!

- Look! - Where did you get this Rs.500 note?

- This is the first income of our robbery. - Really?

Yes. - Then we'd have a good luck in thieving today!

- Yes. Let me drive it. - Let's go now. Okay.

- I'll drive it. - Okay.

Does this thing start?

Yes. Let's go.

[IGNITION]

- Be quick! - Hop on!

- Put the key. - Just sit.

Come on.

[GRUNTS]

Squeeze the lever!

Look brother. We are good friends but I won't give you my liver.

I mean, accelerate it. Or else, it'd get stop.

Hey!

[SCREAMING]

- Raju... - You fatso!

You broke my spine!

Let's steal this place.

Why this place?

I can smell Undhiyu and fritters.

Absolutely not! We won't steal from this place.

We'd definitely steal from here.

Hey!

Santosh!

- Undhiyu Puri... - Santosh!

Undhiyu Puri...

We won't steal here.

Raju, try to understand.

What? - The house where delicious food items are cooked...

...would have a lot of money in the locker.

Yeah, man. I didn't think about this.

- Let's go. We have to cleverly steal money from this place. - Yes.

We'd cleverly steal money from their locker and run away.

Let's go now.

- Come on. - Cleverly.

- Cleverly! - Cleverly!

- Cleverly! - Cleverly!

- Cleverly! - A door. Cleverly!

- Cleverly! - Cleverly!

Hey!

There is a lock.

Now what?

- Let's use that door. Come on. - Yeah!

- Cleverly! - Cleverly!

It's also locked!

It's locked from within.

The third door.

- Cleverly! - Yes.

- Cleverly! - Cleverly!

But it's locked.

Break it off!

One, two, three.

[GRUNTS]

Let me try again.

One, two, three!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Raju...

- Yeah? - Everything's locked here. - How will we go inside?

- We have to use cleverness. - Come with me. - Yes.

Cleverly!

Let me go ahead.

We have to find our way cleverly.

- Hey, Raju! I found a way. - Yes?

Found it.

With cleverness.

I'll climb it.

Fine, you go ahead.

Come on, climb it.

- Hold this and go. - Yeah.

Watch my hand. Oh!

- [THUD] - [SNORING]

- Hey, Raju... - Yeah?

Where is this tractor's sound coming from?

This isn't a tractor's sound.

- Then? - Somebody is snoring.

It's coming from there.

- Let's go. - Come on.

Oh my God!

- [SNORING] - [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

They are sleeping.

[SHUSHING]

It's done!

Our work's done!

- What's done? - Brother...

Look! The queen is wearing a necklace worth...

...lakhs of rupees made of gold, silver, and pearls.

Let us steal that necklace and run away from here.

Wow!

No...

What if she woke up while we are removing the necklace?

She won't wake up, Santosh.

Why?

The chloroform that you've brought along...

- ... when are you going to use that? - Oh yes.

Give it.

Chloroform.

Handkerchief.

Put it here.

What kind of chloroform is this?

A mixture of chloroform?

I brought it from black market. He said, 5 bucks would only get you this.

I did ask him that what is the guarantee?

He told me that a person won't die.

He can't say about anything else.

- Come on, put it here. - Oh God! - Why did you bring this guy in my life?

- What are we going to do now? - What else would we do now?

Recite God's name and rub chloroform on it.

And make them unconscious.

- [SNORING] - [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Hail the Lord!

Hail the Lord!

Hail the Lord!

- Raju... - Yes.

I am making them unconscious. You snatch the necklace.

First, put it on their nose!

Oh my God!

Hey, Santosh!

- What happened? - We got saved.

We just got saved!

They have already took sleeping pills.

What if something happened?

- Don't assume things. - Then?

- First, let's be sure. Wait. - How?

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

What are you doing?

Cleverly.

Hey!

She woke up!

One more time.

Hey!

Hey!

- Hey! - Hey!

They are sleeping!

'O drummer!'

'Oh drummer, play the drum! I feel like swaying and dancing with joy. '

'Oh drummer, play the drum! I feel like swaying and dancing with joy. '

'O drummer!'

'Oh drummer, play the drum! I feel like swaying and dancing with joy. '

'Oh drummer, play the drum! I feel like swaying and dancing with joy. '

'Oh drummer, play the drum! I feel like swaying and dancing with joy. '

'I feel like swaying and dancing with joy. '

[SLAPS]

Fatso!

Remove it.

Oh my!

- I'm leaving. - You fatso! Don't run away!

This is the palace of former king, the brave Dhanraj Singh.

They've left the door open for us.

- Come on. - Yeah, let's go.

[SIGHS]

Hey, boss!

Fix this rope up there. I'll be back after using a washroom.

Okay, boss. It'd reduce your weight by one litre.

- Hey, Pintu! - Yeah?

Get the rope and aim for that.

Okay, boss.

- Yes! - Wow!

You manage to get it on top in a single try.

- Yes, boss! - Climb it now. Very good!

It's durable. Climb it.

Very well.

Wonderful!

Hey! Be careful!

What are you doing? Try again.

It's okay, you can do this!

Come on.

We have to find that idol.

Oh God!

- This is a bit difficult. - Yes, boss.

- We can't climb from here. - Yeah.

Boss! Look...

Oh!

[LAUGHS]

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING] - [FOOTSTEPS]

- Boss! - Yes?

The lights are on. I think someone is awake.

One minute, let me check.

There's no one. Come in.

Boss, where would we find that idol?

We have to find that idol quietly. Without making any noise.

- Got it? - Okay, boss.

Kareena...

You are here, Kareena?

- Oh no! - Where were you, Kareena?

Kareena, come close to me.

He's in a mood tonight.

I won't let you go now.

I won't let you go, Kareena.

Come on, give me a kiss.

King...

...I can't do this.

Why? What excuse do you have today?

My eyes are full of monsoon rains.

Monsoon rains? Meaning?

[STAMMER]

A bit shy and introvert girl.

A bit shy... Oh!

Naughty!

Not that.

I...

I am having my periods. Let me go.

I won't let you go.

I have to go!

No!

I'll be back after drinking some water.

No.

[STAMMER]

Let me go.

Or else, the frog of the pond would remain thirsty.

- Yeah. - But come back soon.

- Yes, my king. - Come back soon.

I'll come back soon.

The frog of the pond should not remain thirsty.

'Oh, the carnival is filled with beautiful colours. '

- That was a close call. But... - 'I don't like going home. '

Where is Santosh?

- [HUMMING] - [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

- 'I don't like going home. ' - Why is he dancing like this?

'Oh, the carnival is filled with beautiful colours. '

Hey, Raju! You came back.

What are you doing?

I'm making tortillas.

- Are you here to make tortillas? - Actually the thing is...

When I was passing through here I had an amazing smell of Undhiyu.

But there was no tortillas. And even the Undhiyu was a bit uncooked.

So, I've put it on stove and making some tortillas.

How many should I make for you?

Why are you hitting me?

You fatso! You left me there all alone. Don't you feel any shame?!

I would've lost my honour, that too for nothing!

So, you wanted to give it for money?

- I will kill you! - Hey! My neck!

I am going to kill you!

The moment I wore this fake uniform, I'm facing so much trouble!

Oh no! My tortilla got burnt.

Hey, Pintu. We've searched half of the palace, but were unable to locate the idol.

- Boss, let's search the remaining half. - Then we'd surely get the idol. - Yes.

- You can't! - Let me eat this.

- You can't! We're here for stealing. - Let me eat!

- Let me make tortillas. - Leave it!

You can't eat!

- What's that, boss? - Oh!

[FARTING]

Was that an earthquake?

What are you doing, boss? Slow down.

[FARTING]

Slowly!

- I farted. - Let's go.

- This is garbage. - Throw it.

I think someone's awake in this palace.

If it's a thief like us?

I don't know. Let's see.

[COOKER WHISTLE]

It's the whistle of a pressure cooker.

I think someone's awake.

Yes, boss. I suggest, we should run away from here.

No! We can't go back without the idol.

But how would we get it?

By staying away from the person who is awake.

Now, we have to be more careful.

Let's go!

After hearing the whistle noise anyone could come here.

Let's get out of here cleverly.

- One minute. - What?

What happened?

Undhiyu, I'll be back soon.

Tortillas, I'll be back soon.

- Take care. - Let's go!

- Let's go! - Are union is still remaining.

I think King is doing something in the kitchen.

Speak slow. Someone might hear you.

Let's hide in the shadows for now.

I think queen is awake.

Let's go from here.

- Find a place to hide. - Come.

Should we go here? No.

Let's go over there!

- Let's go. - Yeah, hurry up!

- Wait, let me climb at your back. - Hey!

At least say before you hop on!

- Thief! - Police!

- Hey! - Police!

Police...

We're gone, boss!

Now, we have to go to prison.

The king has arranged police protection to safeguard the idol.

Forget about the idol. Let's save ourselves and run away from here.

Otherwise, they'd catch us and lock us up in a prison.

We're safe, Santosh.

Or else, those thieves would have hurt us.

That's true, brother.

They would have brought big weapons with them.

- They have seen our faces. - Yeah.

But I don't understand one thing.

What?

Don't you think those officers were a little weird?

They ran away after seeing us.

Oh, yes!

Normally...

...thieves start running after watching the police. But this was totally different.

Police started running after looking at the thieves.

It's good that they ran away after looking at our police uniforms.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

We are wearing police uniforms. Why should we get scared?

There's definitely something fishy.

What are you doing, boss?

This is me.

You'd have shocked me to death!

Raju, let's go.

Let's catch them and throw outside.

Yes, you go ahead.

Yeah, let's go.

Where are you hiding, thieves?! Come outside!

Otherwise, I will shoot you with my bullets.

Sir, if you killed them both...

...you will gain a silver jubilee in encounter.

Encounter...

No, sir. Please don't shoot.

- Sir, please don't shoot. - We are not thieves, sir.

When robbers get scared, they say something like this.

Come on! Throw out all your weapons!

Bravo, constable!

Raju...

Sir. Come on, bring them out!

But we don't have any weapons.

- We are the neighbours. - Yeah.

Really?

Neighbours stealing stuff from their neighbours?!

- No. Yes! - No! Actually, our dog was barking looking towards this direction.

So, we thought some thief would've entered this place. - Yes.

- We only came to check. - Yes.

Yes. But the king has appointed you...

...to safeguard this place. So...

Yes. The king has appointed us to safeguard a precious thing.

- What thing? - Don't you dare!

Don't dare ask another question. Or, we'd arrest you.

Now, go back and sleep peacefully in your own house. - Yes!

Don't you think sir's uniform is a bit weird?

[STAMMER]

In a hurry to come to duty, sir has come wearing madam's uniform.

Madam is also an inspector.

- Oh! - Duty comes first!

But we don't understand why did you run away after seeing us?

It's a new trick of him to catch thieves.

The thieves shouldn't think that police are chasing them.

Or else, they'd run away.

The thieves should become suspicious.

Wow!

Such a unique idea you have there!

- Sir is intelligent. Get out! - Come on, get out of here!

- Get out! - Yeah.

Let's go, brother.

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING] - [LAUGHS]

But now, I must eat Undhiyu.

Just come, man! Focus on the robbery.

- Boss! - Yeah?

The king has arranged police to protect the idol. What would we do now?

We have to figure out something.

We must steal that idol before dawn breaks.

But how'd we go inside?

There are only two officers up there.

And another way is available to enter the palace.

Let's go.

This painting must be worth Rs. 50,000.

Painter Majnu?

Pintu!

We will have to somehow get inside by fooling those officers.

Yes, boss. These officers are quite smart.

We have to steal that idol anyhow.

Otherwise, someone else would be rewarded...

- ... with Rs. 50 lakhs from the government. - Rs. 50 lakhs!

We will return the idol back to the government.

Take that Rs. 50 lakhs reward and have a luxurious life.

Come. Let's fool the government... I mean, those officers.

- And make this mission impossible... - I mean, possible. - Yes!

- Let's go! - Let's go.

A reward of Rs. 50 lakhs!

I must quickly inform Santosh about this thing.

Hello.

No. I want Amaranth flour.

I already have tortillas with me.

But you see, a dry vegetable dish should be accompanied with amaranth theplas.

Okay. , From brother Bunty?

Yeah, I got it.

Okay, sure.

Hey, Raju. You're back?

Give me the scooter keys.

Can I ask why?

No.

I have to bring 500g Amaranth flour from Bunty's shop.

500g Amaranth flour...

- Yes. - From Bunty's shop?

Yes.

- Right now? - Yeah, right now.

It's a nice weather. It'd be fun.

Nice weather.

It'd be fun.

[GRUNTS]

- [COUGHS] - [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

- Now, listen to this useful information. - Okay.

We don't need to find a locker now.

- Then? - Now, we must find an idol.

- Idol? - Idol!

- What idol? - That idol.

Which one?

The idol for which those thieves have come here.

- They? - Yes.

I heard their conversation.

They were saying that there is a reward of Rs. 50 lakhs on that idol.

[STAMMER]

- Rs. 50 lakhs! - Rs. 50 lakhs!

How does that idol look?

I don't know.

And that idol is here in this palace.

Before those robbers could steal that idol...

...let's find it and get out of here.

- Okay, let's go. - Yes.

Let's start mission idol!

- Let's start mission idol! - Yeah.

And stop hitting me for everything. Move ahead.

Then don't do such things.

[DOOR OPEN]

- Boss! - Yeah?

We came back here. But what's the next plan?

We have to hide from the police officers.

And find that idol.

Let's go.

- Where would we go from here? - Let's go back the back side.

Okay, let's go.

Be careful.

Raju!

Be quiet.

- What are you doing? - Sorry.

If anyone tried to move, I'll shoot them.

There's no one here.

One, two, three...

[SCREAMING]

Oh my!

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Nobody's there even here.

[LAUGHS]

This is the terror of a valiant officer!

Valiant officer?

Sweety Patel?

Don't act smart.

And focus on finding that idol.

And if somebody realized that...

...we came here as police officers to steal...

...we'd be hanged!

Yeah, Raju. That's true.

- Some part of palace is still remaining. - Yeah.

- Let's search for it there. - Yes.

- Come on. - Let's go.

- Let's go! Idol! - Idol!

Hey! They aren't police officers but thieves! - Yeah.

But how did they learn about the idol?

Boss, I think they are huge criminals.

- And they have their sight on our idol. - Oh!

Before they could have the idol, let's find it and run away from here.

- Yes, boss. - Hurry up!

Be quick!

[SHUSHING]

- Raju, look! I found it! I fount the idol! - Where is it?

It's here.

Wow, my intelligent friend!

I know right!

- Is this an idol? - Then?

This is just a painting!

How does an idol look?

Remember the idol kept in the temple. It's like that.

That's called an idol.

- Okay, got it. - Yeah.

- Find the idol. - Got it.

Raju, I found it!

Here it is.

Just like the idol kept inside a temple.

I found it.

Do you really have some brains up there?

Tell me, do you?

The idol which has a reward of Rs. 50 lakhs...

...would be an antique one.

It'd be embedded with gold, chain, and diamonds. Not like this.

This is a peacock!

This isn't the one?

Who will give you Rs. 5 for it?

Unless you get the actual idol, you won't...

I'm looking for it. Don't worry.

Wow!

Raju, I found it!

This is the one.

Really? Show me.

I won't show it.

Please show me!

I won't show it!

Please show me!

Here it is!

Isn't it the one?

- Santosh! - Don't hit me!

- [SCREAMS] - [SHUSHING]

Hey!

Where did they come from?

Hands up!

Nobody will move from their spot.

Not you!

We know that...

...you both are not their neighbours.

- You both are thieves. - Thieves!

After killing both of you tonight...

...my sir would complete his silver jubilee.

[LAUGHS]

- Before I count to three, get lost from here. - Yes.

One!

- Two! - Three!

Go on, shoot!

Shoot them.

We have come to know that you guys are not police officers. - Yes!

But thieves!

And you've come here to steal that idol for Rs. 50 lakhs.

Yeah. But we won't let you steal that idol.

- We have a right on it. - Yes!

Fine, okay.

If you already know the truth...

...let's have a chat.

Close the buttons first.

[LAUGHS]

Hey! Open your eyes, nose, ears, mouth...

...and listen to me very carefully.

Our names are written on that idol.

Your names are written?

Sweety Patel?!

[LAUGHS]

Hey Sweety! Get out of here right now.

Or, Pintu would teach you a good lesson.

- You'd teach Sweety a good lesson? - Yes.

- You'd teach Sweety a good lesson? - Yes.

Let me show you the dangerous nature of Sweety!

[LAUGHS]

Hey!

[CLAPS]

Hey, Raju! Give me some money.

Hey Chhote, give me some notes.

What's wrong with him?

- I think he's possessed. - Yeah.

- You have fever. - What?

- It's around 102 degree. He'll need a saline bottle. - Hey!

Remove your pant and lie down there.

You pervert!

Don't be shy in front of a doctor.

I've seen many people naked.

- I won't spare this doctor! - Remove your pant and lie down.

Turn... It's your turn now.

Here comes my Singham!

[SCREAMS]

Run!

- Run! - Run!

He's gone mad!

- Hey! Catch them. - Oh God!

[THUD]

Hey! No!

- Hey! Stop it! - Brother...

He's hitting us so much. Hey fatso! Say something!

[SCREAMS]

Hit them.

Please forgive us.

Why are they begging at my feet?

You beggar! You thrashed us with this belt.

What kind of men are they?

Who hits like this with a belt!

- Yeah! - It was so much fun!

Did you see the dangerous nature of Sweety Patel?

♪ These nights scare me so much. ♪

♪ I have still kept the memories alive. ♪

[SCREAMS]

Ghost!

[STAMMER]

Who are you?

I'm Kanjulika!

- Kanjulika! - And I will drink your blood in your grave.

Don't drink my grave, I mean don't drink my blood.

Since childhood! Hey you! I have blood deficiency.

In his body, it is filled with lots of blood.

No no, this man is speaking the truth, no I mean it is not the truth.

There is salt water in my body from before.

- You can take him! - Yeah!

No not the boss!

I have donated my blood thrice yesterday.

He has not done it, drink his blood.

There no blood left on my body, or else would I have not gone to donate blood.

Don't drink blood!

[LAUGHS]

Man why is she laughing?

"Hail, Hanuman! Ocean of knowledge and virtues. "

"Hail, the ape god! Illuminates the three worlds. "

♪ These nights frighten me... ♪

♪ ... the memories you hold. ♪

♪ These nights frighten me... ♪

♪ ... the memories you hold. ♪

♪ I want to sit you down and open up to you. ♪

♪ So that these words can remain for centuries. ♪

♪ The walls are silent, the night is silent, this place is silent. ♪

♪ Let's fill this silence with unspoken words. ♪

♪ These nights frighten me... ♪

♪ ... the memories you hold. ♪

♪ I want to sit you down and open up to you. ♪

♪ So that these words can remain for centuries. ♪

[DOOR CLOSE]

Hey look at him, something wrong there.

- What are you doing man? - What happened to him?

Hey don't hit.

[LAUGHS]

What happened to him?

Bend over! The enemies are attacking.

Long live Mother India!

Long live...

What is this man? Why are you overacting?

Hey! Stand up!

- Strength! - Yes there is strength!

- Don't pull up so much strength! - Strength, mother! Strength!

He has become the soldier at the border.

Hey stop him!

There is no border, there is no Pakistan ahead of you.

What?

[STAMMER]

- Where did Kanjulika go? - She went back where she came from.

What were you doing?

Can I ask one thing?

What kind of disease doe he have?

What he means do you have any mental illness?

Oh no!

No problem, if you want to say you say or else there is no force at all.

That just slip from my mouth.

- He was joking! - Am I right!

- This joke should not be repeated again. - Oh no!

Can we even joke around with him.

No!

Now stop with the jokes and leave from here.

Hey!

We will not leave until we get the idol.

Hey it's our idol.

- Hey it's our idol. - We have right over it!

- We take it! - Okay so you will take it!

We got it here so it's ours.

- Man you don't know anything. - You don't know anything.

Quiet!

Keep quiet! There is only one way left now.

- What? - The one who gets the idol.

- He will take the idol with themselves. - Right!

That's right!

Right!

We will see it!

All that is fine, but what is your real name?

Raju! Brother Baby, it's Raju!

Raju the smack!

[LAUGHS]

- Santosh! - Santosh the greedy!

- I'm Pintu! - Pintu the drunkard.

Come on, tell your name, do you have jewels over it or what?

Say!

Nagji!

Nagda the snake!

[LAUGHS]

Nagda the snake!

There are seen!

- Come on now focus on the idol. - Yes!

Come on!

Hey! It's you!

- Come on! - Come on!

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Hey see this boss, mini cannon.

Hey see this, mini locker.

- [LAUGHS] - [FOOTSTEPS]

Seems like the idol must be in there.

And also the diamond and jewellery.

So boss let's escape along with this.

Hey no, first we will have to check.

We will have to open this.

This will not open with out keys.

No now should we look for the key.

No we don't have much time.

If they find the idol then we will be left with nothing.

I got it, I got the key.

Where is the key, give?

Here is the key.

Hey donkey this is a cannon!

Oh boss, use it today that you never used until now.

Oh your brain!

Boss now this cannon will work as the key.

What are you doing?

Boss I will light up this thread.

This thread will burn up become shorter and go inside.

And a big explosion will happen.

And the key hole of the locker will become big.

Hey at least use a proper language.

So what should I call key hole if not a key hole.

Leave that, come on lit it up.

Come on!

[IGNITE]

Boss run!

Hey Raju!

If that Nagda-Pintu gets hold of the idol first then what will we do?

We must do something about that Nagda-Pintu.

Look at the mini cannon.

Come on!

Hey look at this, locker!

I think that antique idol is in this locker only.

But how will we open it without keys.

Hey!

Why is it not exploding?

- It might be blown off. - Go see!

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

What happened, why do you look scared?

Both of them are near the locker.

What do I think!

Is this cannon real?

There is nothing fake in the house of a king.

It is all real, all of it.

So that means it would be filled with gun powder.

Yes, it might be!

- We will have to check it. - Check it!

Hey what are you doing?

We will have to see by inserting finger, is there gun powder in it?

It is very deep I can't inside.

My intelligent friend, very good.

Not by fingers, but you have to check it by looking.

Nothing is visible man.

- Great! Fatty! Give me! - But nothing is visible.

It cannot be.

[CLATTER]

Oh man!

I think this cannon is fake.

If it were real, we would have blown up him with this.

[LAUGHS]

Hey see!

There is smoke coming out of it!

- Yeah! - See!

There is smoke coming out of it.

There is smoke coming out of it!

Where is this spark coming from?

[EXPLOSION]

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHS]

How did it explode just like that?

I think there is a ghost in this mansion.

Ghost!

- Run! Santosh run! - Raju run!

[FOOTSTEPS]

Raju!

We are saved!

Now we must not touch new things okay.

Oh brother it is good that there was old gun powder filled in it.

Or else today we would have lost our heads.

I think we don't have the idol in our fate.

That Nagda-Pintu will take the idol and go.

No But I will not let that happen.

Do one thing you call Nagda-Pintu from downstairs.

Till then I will set everything here.

- Go. Go quickly. - I will call them both and come back.

Hey Raju, what we found the idol?

It is in the king's room.

Let's go get it before that Nagda-Pintu gets it.

- [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS]

You dumb who asked you to stand there?

Come this side.

- Is Nagda-Pintu coming here. - He is coming here.

[SCREAMS]

Revenge must be taken.

The answer for a brick must be given by stones.

Sorry boss, sorry!

[CLATTER]

This is the ayurvedic powder for digestion.

Once spoon can clean the entire stomach.

We'll put this ayurvedic powder for digestion in the food that fatso will have.

That will make that fatso to sit in the toilet for half an hour maximum.

Great!

Santosh!

Hey Santosh!

Tell me!

Who is calling?

Who is calling me?

What is this? Who knows who is calling me?

Strong adhesive!

Strong adhesive!

Now you will see the wonders of my ayurvedic powder for digestion.

[GASPS]

- [FARTS] - [WATER SPLASHING]

[SIGHS]

Why is this seat so sticky?

Who cares!

No matter what, but I will not the idol fall into Nagda-Pintu's hands.

When these two pots will fall on their heads, then they will know.

Oh God, because of this eating now I'm having troubling digesting it.

- [FARTS] - [WATER SPLASHING]

For sure, this is that Nagda-Pintu's work.

I will not spare them.

- [FARTS] - [WATER SPLASHING]

- [FARTS] - [WATER SPLASHING]

I can't get up.

Yeah I know, I can't get up.

We have taken care of one of them, now we will have to take care of the other one.

Boss seems like both of them have found the idol.

Now they are going to run.

We will not let them run.

Let's pull this rope.

Come on!

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[THUD]

Nagda-Pintu's game is over.

But where has this Santosh gone?

Kareena!

Kareena!

Kareena come soon!

It's been ages since I saw you Kareena.

[SCREAMS]

Oh God, she is going to take my life one day.

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING] - [SNORING]

The seat of the commode got up on it's own and ran.

Oh God, there is ghost in the bathroom.

Ghost!

Queen!

Queen wake up!

- Queen wake up! - What is it?

It is me!

[SCREAMS]

Why are you standing with your bottoms down?

Don't you feel shame? All this does not suit at this age.

No queen!

I did not put the bottoms down.

The bottoms feel down because of ghost.

Ghost!

You recite Hanuman Chalisa and sleep.

- So you won't get nightmares of ghosts. - Okay!

"Hail Hanuman... "

Oh what Hanuman Chalisa!

This is not a nightmare.

I saw a ghost myself.

Commode was running away from the bathroom.

What?

You saw the commode running away from the bathroom?

Yeah!

For sure, for sure you have taken overdose of the sleeping pills.

That why you get all these illusions.

Oh I'm not even sleepy.

And not even in the illusion.

I myself saw the commode running away from the bathroom.

Is the commode the horse of the race course?

That would just stand and run.

What is it with you!

You sleep quietly and also let me sleep or else.

- And change this bottom and then sleep. - Yes!

This bottoms has anyway got wet.

I hope the bottoms does not get wet again.

Raju!

[LAUGHS]

He got out of it finally.

Raju!

Raju!

Where were you fatso?

And what is this?

Eat less, or else you won't need to stick this and go around.

I did not stick it, it is stuck by itself.

- Yes! - By itself!

Yes!

This is that Nagda-Pintu's doing.

First they spiked my food.

And then they put something on the seat of the commode.

Because of which my seat got stuck to that seat.

I was sitting there, and the king came to pee.

What ever strength was left in me I applied all of it and cam out of there.

If I had not, then king would have soaked me.

It is good that, the king did not want to do something else.

Hey don't imagine wrong things.

Oh no I mean what happened with you is very wrong.

But I was just thinking, did you wash after finishing?

Check it here, check it!

I have to check all this at midnight?

I'm not asking you to check with your hands.

Smell and check it.

I will kill you fatso, if you say anything now.

- Okay! - Man, disgusting, dirty!

Leave all that!

You do anything that can be done and remove this from my behind.

Turn!

Remove!

[SCREAMS]

It is getting pulled.

Sorry! It will get a little pulled.

You will be the one to eat and I have to do all this.

Hold on, it will get pulled bear it a little.

How much?

It is getting pulled.

- It is getting pulled. - Sorry!

It will get pulled, bear it a little.

Bear it!

[SCREAMS]

It is getting pulled.

This will not get pulled like that.

- Do something Raju! - Bear it!

- Bear it! - Where are you going?

What is this? What are you doing?

I'm applying oil.

Why are you applying oil?

So it loosens up.

But why to loosen up?

If the skin will loosen up, it will be detached.

Come!

One! Two!

Three!

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

Hey Raju!

Raju! Hey Raju!

Hey Raju, what happened?

- Hey get up! - Remove this!

Run!

Run!

Santosh!

Run Raju run!

Seems like there is the if got into my mansion.

But I will not the plan of this the if be successful.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello! Police!

What is this man!

Where did Raju go?

Raju!

Hey Raju!

Where did you go?

Soldiers!

Soldiers!

Captivate him who has come into my mansion to rob.

Your mansion?

Seems like something has gotten into him.

Speak, who are you?

And how dare you trespass into my mansion.

Before he catches me I will have to do something.

King!

King I'm an agent. An agent!

And I have come to alert you king.

Tell me what news have you got agent?

That dangerous troop is preparing to attack on us king.

- What? - Yes!

How dare them, that they will attack on my mansion.

Soldiers! Commander!

Get ready, prepare for the war.

Talk softly, king!

Sharpen the swords, prepare the weapons.

Decorate the cannons.

Quickly gather the army.

Not even a single hair of strand of my kingdom should bend.

All that is fine, king. But!

You are saying all this wearing the seat of commode.

Does all of that suit you?

Does it suit you?

How do I silence him?

King! King!

Queen is calling you in the room inside.

Agent, go and tell queen.

If I get martyrdom in this war.

Then the responsibility of this kingdom and people will rely on her.

You yourself tell it to her king.

Agent!

During the war, I don't meet any women.

Because of that, mind does not think straight.

Think straight! King!

King you will have to meet, she is the queen.

After you win the war she will not let you step in king, try to understand.

- Okay! - Yes!

- Come on! - You go ahead king.

Come on!

It's a fly king, it's a fly, it was annoying, now it's dead.

Mosquito king, mosquito, it was annoying, now it's dead.

Agent! What are you doing?

King the enemy is instigating.

What are you doing behind me?

That Nagda-Pintu will find the idol before us.

Come!

What come? What are you wearing this seat, remove it first.

Come!

Come on!

To get this Santosh and Raju out of this mansion, something needs to be done.

What can we do?

Boss!

We will act as ghosts and scare them.

How to do that?

See, we will wear this white bed sheet.

And do somethings.

And remove different sounds.

[LAUGHS]

[GIBBERISH]

Oh boss what are you doing?

I'm removing different noise.

Nagda-Pintu will have to be answered ghosts with witches.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

- Raju! - Yeah!

There is a witch there for sure.

That's why I have got you here.

What did I say, I will answer ghosts with witches.

- You come now! - I'm scared!

Raju!

Do save me!

You don't stress, there is Raju with you, Raju!

That's why I'm scared!

Come!

I'm sacred, I'm scared!

God do protect me!

[DOOR KNOCKS]

Run!

Come here, come!

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

- Pintu, I will go and stand there. - Yeah!

As soon as the two of them will come.

I will jump and scare them.

[LAUGHS]

So what should I do boss?

You go there hide and have all the fun.

Okay boss!

[DOOR CREAKS]

Boss, behind you!

Let them come!

You watch calmly!

Boss look behind you Kanjulika is there.

You demon!

You demon I will end your existence.

Oh!

[SCREAMS]

Oh hide! Hide!

I will end your existence from earth.

Wicked demon!

How long will you hide?

I will come back, and end everyone's existence and drink blood.

[LAUGHS]

Wicked ones!

Oh!

This is Phulmati who is laughing.

- Wicked ones! - It is her right!

Queen wake up!

Woman wake up, queen wake up!

Mala! Oh this aunt of Kumbhkaram will not wake up like that.

- [LAUGHS] - [SNORING]

[SCREAMS]

It's me! It's me!

Why did you sprinkle water on my face?

To wake you up?

But otherwise where do you wake up?

See!

I can hear Phulmati laughing.

Phulmati is laughing very much.

Let Phulmati laugh, why are you crying?

You know that Phulmati has gone without taking the sleeping pills.

That's true!

Then why?

And see if you wake up me up now.

Then no one is worst than me.

Yeah I know that.

- What did you say? - You sleep queen, you sleep.

Sleep!

I will only have to see what has happened to Phulmati.

Wicked ones!

[LAUGHS]

Phulmati!

That means she in the room only.

Phulmati has forgotten to take medication.

Until she does not take medication she will do all these things.

She will do something or the other.

But that is good, with that my idol will remain safe.

I will remember from tomorrow and give her the medicine.

Come on!

Boss, don't fart so loudly.

Who was that who farted?

Sorry!

Is there someone hiding?

No man this Nagda will get us killed at midnight.

- Hey what are you saying! - Oh not like that.

Man this king is coming towards us.

Come on call up!

What if something happens to my phone?

Something will happen now, call now.

Oh God, seems like there are 8-10 people.

Who is it?

[SCREAMS]

- Boss! - Be careful!

Be careful!

- What to do, where do we take him? - To the sofa!

Make him sit!

Boss, we have looked for the entire mansion, the idol is nowhere to be found.

That only means one thing, you don't have the idol in your destiny.

So leave from here, come on!

Hey stop acting up!

What do you mean by leave from here!

If we don't find the idol, we will not even let you take it.

What you will not let us, I will break your legs.

Hey Santosh if you have guts break the legs of boss and show.

Go or else I will break your legs.

What are you just talking break and show.

Hey what break and show, it is my legs that will be broken.

And what are you telling me?

I will break his legs today for sure.

Hey! Quiet!

Quiet all of you!

And all of you listen to me.

[LAUGHS]

What happened to king?

Seems like this is the effect of the chloroform.

Give we will have to make him smell it again.

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

Just save!

Fatso dug his own grave.

[LAUGHS]

Both of them have begun.

Man what are they doing?

Now what will we do?

There is only one way for this. One minute!

Hey where did he go?

[LAUGHS]

This empty!

So it will be empty you have finished all of it.

We both looked for the idol separately, but did anyone of us find it?

That's true!

That means should we find the idol together?

Yes!

And if we keep wasting time like this.

Then none of us will find the idol.

And the reward for the idol will be taken by the king.

Yes!

We will have to find the idol anyhow.

That means enmity over and friendship begins.

Yes!

[LAUGHS]

But now we have to find the idol in such a place...

...where we have not looked for it until now.

Yes!

Snake!

Snake!

Where is it?

This is not a snake, this is a piece of rope.

What do I say!

Where will we find the idol now?

- One room is left. - Which one!

There is a room which is locked.

The king must have hidden the idol over there.

I think the same.

But I'm scared of going into the dark.

All that is fine Santosh.

But the question is how to unlock the lock.

Oh don't worry, Pintu is expert in breaking locks.

Great!

Come on now, let's break the lock take the idol and leave from here.

Come!

This!

It is very dark here.

Let's do one thing.

All of you search all the different four corners.

Yes all you spread at all the corners.

- Yes! - That's what I said.

All of you spread at all the four corners.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Raju!

Can the idol be in this cupboard!

What doll is this? Tatya Vinchu! Let me see!

[DOOR OPENS]

Wow, how chilled it is here.

What happened?

Why are you guys stunned?

Look behind you!

What is there behind me, you guys are!

[SCREAMS]

Ghost!

[SCREAMS]

- Oh Rama! - Oh Rama!

Do hell with the idol, let's run from here saving our lives.

Yeah if we have life we have everything.

But we don't want to stay here.

I want to stay in this haunted place.

- Come! - No one is going anywhere.

No one is going anywhere, please.

- Why? - Let's try one last time.

Who knows if something fortunate happens.

But who knows that there is death written in the destiny?

Anyway one day we all are going to die.

- But! - And anyway where do we live a good life?

It's best to accept death than to live such a life.

Santosh we were anyway going to commit suicide right.

Don't forget that there is victory ahead of fear.

And and love ahead of money.

17 minutes! We have got only 17 minutes!

And if we put everything this 17 minutes we got to find the idol.

Then no one in the world can this 17 minutes away from us.

Then come on, and these 17 minutes.

We will use to find the idol for the sake of our future.

I will go straight inside.

But we have searched for the idol everywhere.

Now where will the idol be?

That what we don't know.

- Now only one place is left. - Where?

In Kanjulika's room!

- Not there! - It's scary there.

Recall! Recall what the king had said.

If she stays awake, that way my idol will be protected.

But who will go into that witch's room?

I don't even know how does the idol look like.

No boss knows how does the idol look like.

[LAUGHS]

- Come on! - Come on!

Let's go and find.

The door is open.

Seems like Kanjulika is not in the room.

- Yeah so go and get the idol go. - Yeah!

Come!

- What happened boss? - Did you find the idol?

The idol is there, but Kanjulika is also sleeping inside.

And right behind her is the box of the idol.

I!

Great, she is asleep.

Until she is asleep, go inside and get the idol boss.

Go!

- You called me boss? - Yes boss!

Boss, even I consider you as boss.

Boss!

All of you consider me as boss.

Yes boss!

- Okay then, it is my duty. - Yeah!

- That I must go inside and get the idol. - Yes go get it!

Boss you move ahead we are behind you.

Go!

Close it!

[DOOR CLOSE]

- Why did you close the door? - Idol!

- [FIGHTING GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

[DOOR CLOSE]

What happened boss?

Nothing!

My leg slipped.

Now one of you among you all go inside and get the box of the idol.

You giving a lot of preaching, you go, go inside.

- You go inside! - Yeah!

- Door? - What did you think I'm asleep.

If I can bend my head for my wife and kids.

I can also chop everyone's heads too.

- Long Live India! - Oh man!

Forgive me you crazy!

I will never trouble again.

Hey Raju!

Raju! What happened Raju?

Raju!

Now there is only one way.

- What? - What?

All four of us will go inside and get the box of the idol.

If we all go all of us will be beaten up.

No one will get beaten up.

- No one will get beaten up. - Why?

That medicine will save us.

- Medicine? - Recall!

Recall what did the king say.

She has not taken the medicine.

That means if she does not take medicines she will do all these stuff.

She will do what she feels like.

You greedy it is not for you, it is for Kanjulika.

Yeah!

But how will we make her have it.

When Kanjulika opens her mouth to scream that moment.

- Come! - Come!

Slowly!

[GASPS]

Now how will you escape and go?

[LAUGHS]

No we are not doing anything.

We have not come to take the idol.

So what, did you come here to take me?

No, we lost our way, forgive us.

Now I will let you go once I drink your blood.

Whose blood should I begun with?

My blood has become water.

If you come closer all the water will flow out.

Forgive me mother!

You will drink the blood of my brother and friends.

I will drink your blood.

You will drink my blood!

- [LAUGHS] - [SCREAMS]

Fatso, I will begun with your blood.

[SCREAMS]

Leave!

Hold her!

Leave you witch!

- Leave! - Leave Raju!

- She is unconscious. - The idol's box. - Idol!

Witch!

- Come! - Come!

[LAUGHS]

It seems the effect of chloroform is wearing off.

Let's leave before he regains consciousness.

Should we make him inhale chloroform again?

Yes!

No, no!

If he gets an overdose, King's life will be in danger.

And whatever we have done, we did it out of compulsion.

Yes, Raju.

If anything happens to King...

...we will never be able to forgive ourselves.

Now just pray that after we leave...

...King recovers quickly.

And once we get the reward of 50 lakhs...

...we will start a big business.

And we will name that business after King.

Yes, and we will put up a big photo of him in the office.

[LAUGHS]

We have done something really wrong to this good man, buddy.

I am feeling very sad.

I want to ask for forgiveness.

Please sir, forgive us.

Please forgive us too, King.

Come on, let's leave quickly. It's almost morning.

Let's go, let's go!

Come on, what happened?

You guys wait for two minutes, I'll just go to the bathroom and be back.

- Do it outside! - Yeah!

Man, I can't go outside, it's urgent.

- Hold it in! - But...

Come back quickly, don't delay the food, you glutton.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Stealing an idol from a mansion isn't that easy, fools.

You are right.

We will give these thieves the death penalty, dear maid.

Maid!

You called me a maid?

If not a maid, should I call you an aunt instead?

Go and immediately bring my sword.

We will behead these two thieves and then make you massage our feet.

Hey, you think you can make me massage your feet?

I'll break your legs.

What are you doing? You're beating the King with a stick, maid?

- I will punish you. - You will punish me?

You will punish me?

Here, take my stick as your punishment.

Looks like you are also involved with these two thieves.

We will give you the death penalty too, fat maid.

Guards! Guards! Come quickly!

Arrest this fat woman!

- Hey you! - Hey! - Were you supposed to call the guards?

I'm calling the police.

Hey, no no!

Hands up!

No one moves from their place.

The police have arrived, Maharani.

The moment you mentioned the police, they appeared.

We were the ones who called the police, maid.

Maid!

You called me a maid again!

Inspector sir!

Arrest these three thieves and put them in jail.

Hands up and tell me, who are you?

Sweety Patel, where did you get that lady inspector's uniform from?

I am the King, Inspector.

And these two are thieves. As for this uniform...

...I am the Maharaja, I can wear anything I want.

Now, immediately arrest these two thieves...

And this fat maid as well.

They came here to steal the idol.

Slap him!

Hey!

- Who called the police? - Hey, she did!

When did I call them?

Once you get beaten at the police station...

Then you'll know who called the police and when.

Yeah!

Now quietly hand over the idol to me.

It's our idol, sir!

Yes, we had given it to King.

Yes, we had gone to his restaurant...

...but we didn't have money, so we gave the idol instead of payment.

I will take this idol now.

Now I will keep the reward for this idol as well.

Constables, put these three in the vehicle.

Move!

Inspector!

If anyone tries to claim ownership of this idol...

...then this gun won't spare anyone.

I never miss my target.

King, I am not claiming ownership.

This idol belongs to you.

[LAUGHS]

Inspector, your tone changed after seeing the gun.

I was just joking, Maharani.

- Here, take it! - Here is your idol.

Keep it! Constables, take these three to the police station.

One minute, one minute, Inspector.

What is it now, King?

There's no need to take them to the police station. Let them go.

They are not thieves; They are my guests.

- But King... - I know you all are not thieves.

When I was unconscious here, I had already regained my senses.

I heard everything you said.

You all are innocent, and I forgive you.

Glory to the brave King Dhanraj Singh!

Long live the King!

Dad, Mom!

Who are all these people?

And why is the police here?

Oh dear, what is with the police?

With sirens blaring, they reach anywhere.

These people have misunderstood the situation.

They thought these people were thieves, but...

...they are not; They are my guests. Now leave.

You all go back to the police station.

If you have nothing else to do, lock up your two constables instead.

Come back in the evening with the media.

I will hand over this idol to the government in front of the media.

As you command, King.

Constables, move out!

- Go! - Move!

Get out!

Tell me one thing, one, two, three... only three people.

Where did the fourth guest go?

Hot, fresh sweet!

Hot, fresh sweet!

Oh King, in the joy of receiving the reward, I was making sweet.

Here, have some sweets to celebrate.

I am your senior, I will serve it.

Give it to me!

Sweet, sweet, Santosh's special sweet!

Sweet, sweet, Santosh's special sweet!

Sweet, sweet, Santosh's special sweet!

Give it to me, I'll eat it.

- Sweet, oh! - Taste it, King, and see how it is.

Wow! What an amazing sweet!

I have never eaten such delicious sweet in my life.

You truly have the blessings of Goddess Annapurna.

I am starting a new restaurant.

I will appoint you as the head chef.

Long live the King!

King, you have fulfilled my lifelong dream.

Hail mother, King! Hail mother!

King, please give me a job too.

I have always been emotionally attached to your palace.

Now that he is the chef…

You can be the owner of the new restaurant.

No, I am the owner.

Then what will you do?

Do one thing…

Will you be a waiter?

Not just a waiter, I can even wash dishes!

An all-in-one waiter!

Great! Your waiter job is confirmed.

Long live the King! Long live the King!

King, please hire me too!

We will work under your guidance and serve you.

Won't we end up with more waiters than customers?

How many am I, and how vast is my kingdom?

Let's do one thing…

You all work under the Queen's guidance.

It's okay!

No, no!

What role will he play now?

Greetings, father-in-law!