All language subtitles for Cannibal Mukbang 20

Oops, sorry.

Here you go.

Oh, my God, thanks.

These are my favorite flavor.

Really?

It's mine too.

No way?

They're kind of weird,
don't you think?

Yeah.

Uh, I'm running late
for an appointment.

At 2 am?

Uh, yep.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Thank God you are okay.

And no fever. Great.

What happened?

Please
don't call the cops.

No, wait, I'm not-

I mean, it was so dark
and I didn't see you

and then all of a sudden, you
were, like, right behind me.

I swear, I was only going,
like, five miles an hour.

And then I saw that metal
plate thing on your head

and thought maybe
I had done that,

even though there's no
way I could have.

Thank God you're okay.

I'm fine.

I, um, my head hurts a little.

Oh.

Let me get you
something for that.

Don't move a muscle!

All I could find is
extra strength aspirin.

Oh, that's, that's
great, thanks.

Wait!

You can't take that
on an empty stomach.

This is...

Thank you.

Um, but actually, I'm trying out

the whole Paleo caveman thing,

so I, I've got
some stuff to lose.

Well, I think you look great.

And besides, like, food is fuel.

I don't know about you

but I'm starving.

Come on, don't make this weird.

This is amazing.

Seriously.

It's so.

It's like juicy.

You know what I just realized?

What?

I don't even know your name.

Oh.

Yeah, right.

That's something that
people do, right?

Introduce themselves.

Um.

I'm Ash.

Uh.

Um.

I'm Mark.

It's nice to meet you, Ash.

So...

What's actually up with that
metal thing in your head?

I was in a car
accident when I was a kid.

Of course, I hit the
guy with brain damage!

Nothing a little therapy
and booze can't fix.

You know what, it is
actually kind of cool.

-Can I like-
-Um.

Sure.

Um.

What do you do?

Mm.

A lot of internet things.

What do you do
do for, like, work?

It's a little embarrassing.

It can't be more
embarrassing than what I do.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, okay, wait, let me guess.

You...

You're a coder.

No wait, okay.

You are a professional gamer.

No, those are both

cool things.

Um.

I'm, um,

a customer service guy for
a meal delivery service.

Which one?

You know Yellow Mitten?

Yeah, of course,
I love their stuff.

They actually sponsor me.

Please tell me you're
not an influencer.

Mm.

Not exactly.

Well, kind of.

Okay, okay.

You told me.

So I'm gonna tell you.

I eat stuff
online for people,

but I don't usually, like,

show my whole face or
anything like that.

You mukbang?

Oh, my God!

I can't believe you
actually know what that is!

Well, what's
more embarrassing?

The one who mukbangs

or the one who watches
the mukbang?

Oh, definitely the one
who watches the mukbang.

-Ouch.
-Mm-hmm.

No, but, like.

Seriously, I think
that is so cool

that you understand what I do.

Like, most people either
don't know what it is

or they think it's
a piece of cake.

You're the director,
a writer, a producer, a chef,

a camera op.

An actress!

I mean, I could
never do that.

Exactly.

Seriously though, this is.

How did you cook this?

This is, like, beyond
good.

Secret family recipe.

If I told you I'd
have to kill you.

The body
of yet another young woman

has been found on
the side of I-25.

She's not been-

Her voice is
just a bit grating.

Well, thanks for-

-Hitting you with my car?

Yeah.

Any time.

Maybe not

any time.

I hope that we
can do this again

under less dramatic
circumstances.

So what's your
number, Brain Damage?

It's...

I'll call you, okay?

What's up little bro?

Mav, you won't
believe what just happened.

Oh, yeah?

I met this girl last night
at Save-More and she's amazing.

Oh, really? What
happened to Sarah?

I know Sarah's friends
with Jessica and all,

but I'm sorry, she's
kinda boring.

Girls don't need to be
interesting for you to fuck.

I know, but she's.

This girl's just,
she's different.

Yeah, the '80s called,
they want their lines back.

Come on, man.

I'm just trying to help
you out like I always do.

You gotta stop being
so Goddamn sensitive.

Girls... girls like sensitive.

Yeah, says the cuck
to the married man.

Hey, can we circle back, buddy?

Kind of busy.

It saddens and
shocks me to hear

that you were feeling unwell

after a Yellow
Mitten meal, Ma'am.

Well,
the parsley was wilted

and there wasn't
enough sour cream.

Also, how could
you possibly think

that red pepper flakes are
necessary in a meal like this?

Well, ma'am, the
instructions for the enchiladas

do specify that the red
pepper flakes are optional.

I didn't ask
you if they were optional.

I'm telling you, they
were unnecessary.

I'm sorry-

- Just refund
me on the whole box .

Ma'am, for the price of
the red pepper f-flakes,

the best I can offer you
is one free meal credit.

One meal?

If you don't refund me,
I'm canceling my account

and telling every
single person I know

that Yellow Mitten is
a disgusting company

with disgusting food

and that you're all
disgusting crooks.

Ma'am,

- I...
- You what?

-I...

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God,
you're vomiting, aren't you?

See, Yellow Mitten food
isn't just tasteless,

it makes people sick.

Mm!

Unplug, big boy.

Why watch when you can
have the real thing?

Is this the only offering you
brought your master today?

I would give any part
of myself for you, master!

Oh, my God, these
meatballs are so juicy!

Hi, Mark!

Hi, Dr. Klein.

So, what's been going
on in your life this week?

I got hit by a car

but it was by this girl,

and we hung out.

Um.

She gave me this after.

Gel pen is a nice touch.

What do you think it means?

What do you want it to mean?

I don't know,

I guess,

I really like her.

Are you
gonna contact her?

No, I
don't know, I just.

I want her to call me first.

So you
could assume, perhaps,

that since she gave
you her number,

maybe she wants
you to contact her.

Maybe she's
just being nice.

Let me
ask you something, Mark.

When do you feel it's the
right time to get attached?

I don't really
like getting attached at all

to be completely
honest with you.

And why is that?

Mark?

It's easier that way.

The operating
room is no place to experiment.

What's
the password?

Funny password.

Thanks, Mav.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I know you probably got
a million things to do.

Ah, well, you know,

things with the Swedes
have cooled down

since the last deal we made, so.

So.

70-hour weeks
versus 60-hour weeks.

Mr. Big Shot working
himself to the bone.

Work talk is so boring.

It's not every day that my
little bro falls in love.

I'm not in love, I just...

I need some advice.

Well, usually
you've sabotaged it

or run away at this
point, so which is it?

No running away,
just ghosting.

From you or her?

Her.

Commonplace.

Yeah.

So what's so special
about this one, huh?

She's unique.

We're all unique.

Yeah, but she's,
she's different.

She's, she's kind of off in
a captivating, quirky way.

Code for crazy.

What does she do anyways?

She's a mukbanger.

A what banger?

A mukbanger.

She eats food on camera,

a lot of it.

It's, it's really lucrative.

What even is a mukbang?

It's a South Korean thing,
you wouldn't understand.

Uh, only one of us
has been to South Korea

and it's not you.

That only makes
it more embarrassing

that you don't know
what a mukbanger is.

I'm more into real
banging versus muck banging.

Christ.

Oh, hello, Mark.

I didn't realize
you had company.

Not company, honey, family.

I see that now.

Why don't you run along to
the jacuzzi without me, dear?

I'm having bro time.

What's up with her?

I kind of forgot that
this is our date night.

Oh, I can go if
you want, dude.

N-no, no, stay, please, this
is so much more entertaining.

I don't wanna get in the
way of your love life or...

Love!

You think that's what this is?

I guess.

If it weren't for her kids,

do you think I'd still be here?

Honestly?

Seriously.

I know you're in
a tricky situation

with the kids and everything.

Can we talk about this
another time, please?

Yeah, whatever man, yeah.

So, I wanna hear more about
this manic pixie dream girl.

-Her name is Ash.
-Smash, right?

She ghosted you?

Sort of.

For how long?

Like a week.

Not tragic... yet.

When is it considered tragic?

I give it maybe two weeks.

She's busy banging.

Mukbanging.

I know what you need.

Huh?

I'm okay.

Oh.

You need a lay and I'm not
talking about the chip, buddy!

You are disgusting!

I'm right, you
barely know this girl.

Not yet.

Uh, call
that, that basic girl,

that dull, pale, giggly one.

She's into you.

-You mean your secretary?
-Yeah, yeah.

Ja-Janine.

Isn't her name Jenny?

Whatever.

This is not a good idea.

This was a great idea!

I know, right?

So one time, I was in
an improv show and,

there was this
crazy chase scene.

So,

we lived in Ridgewood
for about five years.

And we never saw our neighbors.

And then.

And we just said,

somebody's really
got to clean that up!

I'll be right back.

I gotta pee.

I got another round.

Oh, wow.

You okay?

Actually, no.

I'm really sorry, I,
I think I have to run.

You, you are really
sweet and pretty

and I would be lucky to
be on this date with you.

It's just,

I sort of have a
girlfriend.

Sort of?

I mean, no, but I want to.

It's complicated, um,

but it wouldn't be
right for me to sit here

and pretend like I'm not
distracted when I am.

I hope this wasn't
weird of me to say.

It was weird,

but thanks for not
wasting my time, I guess?

Thank you for being
so understanding,

and, um, here.

Oh!

Last round is on me!

Hello?

Hello?

Ash?

Hey, Mark.

Jesus!

It's me.

God.

God, is
that really you?

Tell me all your sins.

I pick my nose.

Yeah?

You ever eat it?

No, I mean, yeah, when
I was a kid.

Same.

What are you doing?

Thinking.

About?

You.

And some other stuff, too.

Really?

Well, yeah.

I hit you with my car!

I was wondering if
you were like, okay.

I'm fine.

I was at Save-More,

and I was hoping I would
run into you again.

Okay, well, not
literally, but, you know.

You wanna come in here?

Yeah.

Tag, you're it.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm okay.

-Are you okay?
-I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm fine I think.

Whoa.

You know,

clumsiness can be cured.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

You just have to, like,
actively fight against it.

Like, look in the mirror,
and tell yourself,

"I'm not clumsy, I'm not
clumsy, I'm not clumsy."

And eventually you
won't be clumsy.

I used to drop
things constantly.

I was always tripping,
falling over.

Turns out,

I just wasn't really paying
attention most of the time.

So, let me get this straight.

I'm clumsy because you
hit me with your car?

No, you're clumsy because
you can barely get inside

a blanket fort
without almost dying.

Uh.

I haven't been in a blanket
fort since I was, like, six.

Yeah, well, if you could
just try your best not to die

in front of me, if
you can handle that.

I'll try.

Thanks.

So, you, you come
in here a lot or?

Yeah, I do.

I always wanted to do
this when I was a kid.

But I couldn't, so.

Now, whenever it feels
like the internet

is taking over my brain,

I build this.

Makes me feel like
a real person again.

Tell me something
that makes you happy.

Uh.

Um.

Okay.

Uh.

I write movie reviews.

Really?

What kind of movies?

Uh, mostly horror,

like sci-fi, action type stuff.

No way, I love horror!

You do?

Yeah, especially like
B-horror, you know.

Give me all the blood and
guts and sex.

Well, they're about a
lot more than that, though.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, they're,
they're like, about life

and like the human spirit
making something out of nothing.

Hmm.

Never really thought
about it like that before.

Well, maybe we could

watch a movie sometime.

Or like, I'll send you
a review, or whatever.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Cool, cool.

So.

Where are you from?

Um.

Why don't you go first?

Okay, um.

I grew up in Florida,

but I moved here when I was
10 with my brother Maverick,

and we lived in a foster home

after our parents passed away.

Oh, you don't have to
like, talk about that.

It's fine.

It was a car accident.

Same one that gave
me this plate.

But, um.

Yeah, we got messed up.

Maverick, too.

Seems like you two
are really close.

Yeah, we are, um.

He's kind of a jerk,

but he's harmless.

So, yeah,

to answer your original
question, I'm from Florida,

the armpit of America.

And now, it's your turn.

I go, you go.

Um.

Okay.

I'm from Louisiana.

Oh, so we're both
from the South.

Yeah, something like that.

We, we don't
have to like talk,

like talk about it.

No, it's, um,

just today is like a rotten day.

Why?

Today is the anniversary
of my sister's death.

Ash, I'm so sorry.

No, let's like not do that.

Um.

It's fine.

Really, it's fine.

I'm just...

I'm really happy I don't have to
spend today alone, you know?

Can I put my arm around you?

Yeah.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Wow,

who knew we were
both so depressing?

I knew I was but
you are...

I'm sorry.

-No, it's-
-I'm sorry.

-It's okay.
-I just want,

I just wanna take things slow.

It's okay.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

One, two.

One, two.

Are we supposed
to be counting?

When I was a kid,
I was convinced that.

What's that?

Oh, no, I'm keeping
you up late again.

I don't mind.

I do have to go to work, though.

Right. Yeah, work.

Well, maybe we can

do like a

dinner date, movie date thing.

Name the time and place,
and I will be there.

Shit!

Make it quick,
I'm about to get a blowie.

Eww, did you just say blowie?

Chop,
chop, man, what's up?

Where's a cool place to
take someone on a date?

I've never been here before,

but I've been trying
to eat more vegan food.

Are you okay?
Do you wanna go somewhere else?

Um. No, I'm, I'm fine, I've just
been on some weird dates here.

Can we like, go inside?
I'm starving.

Hey.

Hi.

Are you okay?

Did something
happen to your hand?

I'm fine.

That means you're not, though.

I'm fine.

I'm just, like, hungry.

Where's the menu?

Oh, you just have,
you have to scan it.

Yeah, I'm not an idiot.

What's your problem?

Nothing, I, I
am just wondering.

Are you always like
this at restaurants?

Like what?

Like all tense
and angry and scary.

And this place, it's just like.

Whatever, it's fine.

If you wanna leave, we
should, we should leave.

No, we should stay.

I just am like... really hungry

and when I get hungry,
I get "hangry."

And I know that's
a dumb phrase, but it's real,

at least for me.

Will you just do me a favor

and breathe?

What?

You need to go home.

What?

Please go now.

Why?

Just go!

Did I, did I say something or?

No, no, you just...

You can't be seen with me here.

Just.

Can you leave now?

Please?

It's okay, it's okay!

She's too good for you.

Don't you just love the rain?

I love what the
rain's doing to your clothes.

Stop!

What?

Come on, babe, I thought
you liked it rough?

Well, I do, but not here.

Hey, you don't get to tell me

where I get to fuck you!

Oh, your skin is so smooth.

And it's so tight too!

You think you like it rough?

You have no idea
what it's rough is.

Oh, God!

You crazy cunt!

Cunt!

How original.

Remember when you said
you like to deep throat?

I like to deep throat too.

Ash?

Mark.

What are you doing here?

I told you to go home.

I was,

I was drinking and then I heard,

I saw what you did to that man.

Fuck.

You're eating him.

Yeah, I didn't really want
you to see me like this.

You gonna help me move the body?

What?

You gonna help me move this?

Uh.

I guess so.

Great.

Thanks.

Relax.

It's just a body.

Holy shit, I think we're good.

I don't see anyone on our tail.

God, I just feel so alive!

What?

What did you do that for?

Are you serious?

Well, if you're
not gonna talk to me,

we might as well
listen to something.

We're just, you're
just gonna pretend like,

like that was okay?

What does "okay" even mean?

It's the circle of life,
people live and people die.

It's normal.

Normal for who?

Normal for me, and
now normal for you.

You just help me
move a dead body.

You're in this now.

No, no, I'm no, I'm not in.
I'm not in it-

-No?

You wanted to hang out with me?

Get to know me?
Well, this is me, Mark.

Yeah, I want, I, I
wanted to get to know you.

Yeah, not, not hurt anybody,
let alone kill anybody!

Mark, he wasn't just anybody.

How many people
have you done this to?

Come on, like
that really matters.

Please, please, please, I,

I just, uh.

Please, I think
after what happened,

I think I deserve to know
what, what is going on, please.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

I'll tell you when we
get back to my place.

Big boy's gotta go on there.

Earth to Mark.

You okay?

What were in those
tacos the other night?

Let's talk and work, yeah?

Please. I need to know.

Isn't it obvious?

Did you feed me this?

So what if I did?

So what.

I bet you don't even know
what hot dogs are made out of.

Hot dogs are made out of pork,

and, and beef
trimming, not, not human.

Pork and beef.

Okay, first of all, I
thought you were a foodie.

You should really do your
research on hot dogs.

Second, just relax, okay?

I can explain.

I don't kill just anyone.

What does that even mean?

Who do you kill?

I only kill the people that
society could do without.

The Ted Bundy,

John Wayne Gacy,

Rodney Alcala,

Earl Bradley,

Jeffrey Epstein types.

Except the not so famous guys.

The ones that get away
with doing horrible things

to innocent people scot-free.

Isn't that what
the police are for?

Don't be silly.

Does this have anything
to do with A. Rouge?

What did you say?

A. Rouge?

Don't ever say
that name again.

Sorry, uh... I just, I saw the
picture in your room

with the name on it and I just,

I should have,

I should, I should have
asked you, I don't know.

I read about her.

Alexandra Rouge.

So what did you find

while you were looking up
my personal information?

Just articles
about her missing,

and her body.

She was in really rough
shape when they found her.

Dead is pretty rough, yeah.

How did you know her?

She was my sister.

You know,

the one that died.

I told you about
her the other night.

I'm sorry, Ash.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
everyone is so sorry.

But terrible things still
happen every day, don't they?

I guess so.

And nobody really does
anything to help, do they?

No, they just post about
the crimes on social media,

prayers for their
family, yada, yada, yada

but what does that actually do?

Nothing.

That's my favorite cut.

I don't understand how
you can stomach people.

It's kind of
horrible at first.

But then you can't stop
thinking about it.

Eventually, it's the only thing

that'll make you
feel truly full.

Am I next on the menu?

No.

No, no, no, no,
no, silly, God, no!

You're not my taste, remember?

I only kill the bad guys,

rapists and stuff.

You're not a bad guy.

Are you?

I don't know.

I don't, I don't think so.

What?

I'm sorry.

This is just a lot, and,

you're really pretty, and,

a lot prettier than me, and...

Mark.

Sorry, I just,

I wanna take things slow.

You're almost too nice.

Well, I don't know about you.

I could use a good shower.

Come talk to me.

Look, I know this
seems like a lot,

but trust me, that man did
not deserve your sympathy.

Maybe he doesn't
deserve my sympathy,

but how, how do you actually
know that he's a bad dude?

There are lots of
forums out there.

I do my research.

Forums for what?

Everything.

Abusers, serial killers,
rapists, pedophiles.

So, you, you actually
have done this a lot? Like...

For real, this is like,

not just like a one time
freak of nature thing?

This is actually your life?

I guess so.

I...

I think I need some
time to process this.

I'm gonna go home.

I get it.

Just don't be a ghost.

You're in this now.

First bite!

Mm!

Three, two, one, recording!

Hey, all you bangers!

Welcome back to my channel.

I want you, Ash.

Oh, Mark.

Oh.

Oh, it feels so good!

Mark, yes!

Oh, Mark, yes!

It feels so good!

You're all I want,
all I want is you!

You're losing it, buddy.

Hello?

Something's happening to me.

My body, my body feels like
it's eating itself.

Sounds like the
hunger is starting.

What
does it mean?

Come over tonight.

Okay.

Okay.

And bring an extra
set of clothes.

We're gonna have
a slumber party.

Mm!

Whoo!

You got it bad.

The first week after
it's bearable but

any longer without it and
then you start to feel it.

Did you know that
when I'm near you

my entire body gets tingly,

hot,

and cold.

What?

Why'd you stop?

This just doesn't
make any sense.

I'm, I'm eating people.

People with, with jobs
and, and, and hobbies,

and, and friends and family.

And I like it.

I really like it.

That's fucked.

You ate that
creep from our date.

He doesn't exactly
count as people.

He raped and killed,
like, three girls Mark.

Three young girls.

Get a grip.

Get a grip?

How are
you not in jail?

Give a girl some credit.

You want some more?

How you holding up?

Still a little weird.

But better.

How are you?

Honestly?

Honestly.

I'm upset you looked up
information about Allie

without asking me first.

Allie?

Alexandra Rouge.

She was Allie to me.

I was just, I wanted
to know more about you.

I would have told
you about Allie

if you had just asked me.

Promise me,

you won't go digging into
my life online anymore.

I promise.

Will you tell me about her now?

Okay.

So,

we never really had parents.

At least not from
what I can remember.

The memories, they
tend to come and go.

Somehow, we ended up in
this big park in Louisiana.

Then I fed on his
meat for a month.

After that, I felt,

I don't know,

happy.

It was like all the evil
in his soul had fused

with my flesh and my bones
and gave me strength.

Like a new life.

Purpose.

Ash, I'm sorry.

There's no reason to be sorry.

She's gone and nothing and no
one is gonna bring her back.

Ash.

I'm really glad you
opened up to me.

I know this is

all super messy.

I really like spending
time with you.

I'm so...

Never mind.

You're so what?

I'm just so
grateful that we met.

You really like
spending time with me?

Yeah, I do.

Shit.

Oh, fuck!

Hi, Dr. Klein!

Hi, Mark.

Sorry, I, I completely
spaced on our appointment.

It's okay.

Why are you wet?

I was working out,

and I took a shower and,

just health and fitness.

I see .

How you been?

You missed a session last week.

Um, I was busy with work.

Are you in a
safe space to talk?

Yeah, um...

Actually, I'm at,
I'm at Ash's place.

So I can assume
she called you?

You were right, I, uh,

think she likes me.

How does she make you feel?

Uh.

Excited.

Happy.

Scared.

Can I ask why are
you feeling scared?

Um.

Yeah, ask yourself,

is there really
anything to be afraid of

in this relationship?

Or is it the idea
of the relationship

that's causing you
to feel anxious and afraid?

I guess, I just.

I don't know why she likes me

and why she's let
me into her life.

I just feel like I'm in a dream.

And, and eventually,

dream Ash is gonna
realize how pathetic I am.

I hear how afraid
you are to be alone,

and I want you
to know that's very,

that's very normal.

Mark, are you listening?

Uh, yeah, um.

I, uh, actually, um, there's a,

I have a phone
call from my work.

I have to, um, I have to go.

I'll talk to you next week, bye!

Hey there, sleepyhead.

Hey!

Thanks for letting me
stay over last night.

Of course.

Thanks for letting me
unload all that onto you.

Why don't you unload those
groceries on me, m'lady!

Did you just call me, m'lady.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

That was.

My bad.

I'm craving something sweet!

So.

So?

You free to help me tonight?

I, I'm sorry, I can't, um.

What's up with you
apologizing so much?

What?

Why are you apologizing?

If you can, you can.

If you can't, you can't.

There's no reason to be sorry.

Well-

--Or you just, you
say sorry a lot.

I'm, I'm supposed to see
Mav tonight for dinner, but

I can reschedule for tomorrow.

Attaboy.

The guy we're seeing tonight,

I've been trying to meet up
with him for a long time.

Real scumfuck.

Got away with molesting
five kids in high school

because he was a minor.

Continues to rape and
assault women at bars, shows,

you name it.

So.

Game plan.

What do you need me to do?

You remember the signal?

You're gonna
laugh a little loud.

I will cackle.

I'll overreact to a
joke with a cackle

or cackle out of nowhere.

Copy on the cackle.

Show up at the Scorpion Cafe

no later than 1 am
wearing all black.

Make sure no one sees you.

Wait 'til you see us leave.

All right.

I am gonna go get changed,

but see you later, Brain Damage.

All right, that's what
I'm talking about, buddy!

Yeah, that's how you
win championships!

And suddenly, the ghost appears.

Dude.

Are you okay?

You sound sick or something.

I'm, uh, I'm just in
really deep with Ash.

Smash has you lovesick, huh?

I'm not in love
with her, I'm just-

Just what?

Being an asshole and
ignoring my calls?

I'm, I'm, I'm
sorry, I, I just.

I'm spending a lot of
time with her, and,

she's been showing me a
lot of new things and like,

new parts of myself.

So, is she like a goth chick
who thinks she's a vampire

and has like a wall of sex toys
and like a dungeon or something?

Yeah.

Uh, you could call
her ex, experimental.

I'm just a little overwhelmed.

Well, don't hold
back on telling me

about all her
kinky stuff tonight

when you come over
for family dinner.

That's actually
why I called.

I mean, don't talk
about Smash's sex dungeons

in front of the kids,

wait till after we're done
eating, for God's sakes.

I'm sorry, I
can't hang tonight.

I've, I've got to help Ash
with one of her mukbangs.

R.I.P.

All right.

Since I'm a good brother and
I actually care about you,

I won't hold it
against for bailing.

Thanks, man.

No prob, Marky Mark,
it's what I'm here for.

Catch you later.

That's my boy!

All right, here we go!

Uh.

How old are you, anyway?

I'm old enough.

Oh, come on, I promise
I'm not gonna tell no one.

You're not really 20, are you?

Maybe I'm not.

You're a very, very
bad girl, aren't you?

No,
silly, I'm a good girl.

No, you're not!

You're bad.

Stop
it, what you doing?

Come on.

Dressed like that, you're
basically asking for it.

Now, let Papa Steve show
you what a real man is like.

Stop, stop!

Oh, yeah cry all you want.

This isn't gonna end
well for you little girl.

More like this isn't gonna
end well for you, scum fuck.

Wow, this is so much
more fun with you.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

You got something,
something special.

I don't know about that,

but you make everything fun.

Even this.

Mark?

Yes?

I just...

You just what?

I, I feel really happy
when I'm around you...

But.

But?

When are we going to...

When are we gonna what?

When are we going to...

You know.

What?

God, don't make me say
it out loud.

When are we gonna what?

When are you gonna fuck me?

I guess we have been

taking it slow in that respect.

I mean, I, I like foreplay,

but eventually, it's
gotta lead to something.

Are you sure about me?

Don't make me
regret being so sure.

Mark!

Mark.

I.

I love you!

I love you.

Hey, what's the
rush, Brain Damage?

You don't have to put your
clothes back on so fast.

I just feel more comfortable

when I'm not letting
it all hang out.

Come on.

You look great.

Seriously, you should
be naked more often.

You're a hunk.

Did you mean what you said?

What did I say?

That you loved me?

Um.

I mean, I didn't...

I didn't mean to say it just
then it sort of came out

when I, you know.

It happens sometimes.

I just get caught up
in the moment and...

Yeah.

This has happened
more than once?

Why?

What, what does that matter?

It doesn't.

I'm sorry I asked.

No, you're not.

I'm not what?

You're not sorry.

You throw that word around so
much, it loses its meaning.

Shouldn't have asked.

You know, I, I didn't mean it.

It just came out.

And who cares how many
times it's happened before?

Like what, what sort of
difference does that make?

Maybe I should go.

Seriously?

Yeah, maybe you should go.

You got what you wanted, right?

You know that's
not what I'm about.

Mark!

Mark, come on, man, open the
door, I know you're in there.

Open the fucking door,
man, this ain't funny!

All right.

You gave me no choice, buddy.

I'm coming in.

God, did something die in here?

Hello?

Where are you?

Hey!

Mark?

Holy shit.

What happened to you, man?

I'm fine.

I've been calling you nonstop,

and all I get is radio silence.

I even called Yellow Mitten
yesterday looking for you,

and lo and behold, they
fired you two weeks ago.

What the fuck is going on, dude?

I just...

I really messed things up.

Clearly.

I had everything
and I, I blew it.

Well, I mean, I would have
quit Yellow Mitten years ago

if I were you, but-

She told me she loved me,

and I freaked out.

Huh?

With Ash!

She told you she loves you?

Wow, she really is crazy.

She took it back.

But, I think she meant it.

And you know what?

What?

I think I love her too.

And I freaked out,
and I panicked,

and I ran.

Look at me sitting here.

I wanna be with her.

She's really special.

Yeah, yeah, she's special

and it's nice to see
you commit for once.

So, the real question is.

Yes, yes.

We fucked, okay?

Are you happy?

You can be such an asshole.

Oh, I
enjoy being an asshole.

You, on the other hand, clearly
don't enjoy being a pussy.

Maybe you should stop
feeling sorry for yourself

and text her back.

You're right.

What am I doing?

I need to see her.

I need to see her now.

Uh.

Uh, yeah, uh,
hey, that's, uh,

that's, that's nice and all,

but maybe you should take
a shower or something

before you go running
off back to Smash.

You smell bad, real bad.

You might be right about that.

I know I'm right.

And, hey, I'm glad that
you're alive and well-ish.

Thanks for being
there for me, Mav.

You're my little brother,

and I do think it's kind of cool

that you found someone to
consistently bing bong.

I'm gonna pretend you
didn't just say bing bong.

I'm really excited for
you to meet her, dude.

Same, though she might
have second thoughts

about being with you after
she gets a load of me.

I'm just joshing you, bro.

I got my own date
to tend to tonight.

Jacuzzi with Jessica?

Something like that.

I'm not even gonna
ask.

Probably best you don't.

So, here's what we're gonna do.

You're gonna clean
yourself up, eat something,

and let me how things go.

I'm sorry, um.

Why are you here?

I, I know that
was stupid of me.

I understand if you don't
wanna talk to me anymore

after what I did, I
would totally get it.

No, I.

I don't want that.

Why did you leave?

I don't know, um.

I've just messed up a lot of
things with people and, and

sabotaged a lot
of relationships by,

by shutting down or
running away and I just-

I don't...

I don't wanna hear about
you and other girls.

I just wanna know
that you're mine.

I...

I just don't wanna mess
things up with you.

You wanna be with me?

Yes.

We'll take care of each other.

Through all of it,
through thick and thin.

I'll always take care of you.

Give me your hand.

You promise?

I promise.

Can we just relax
tonight and hang out,

watch a movie or something?

I just...

I found this zombie
movie called Zom-bees.

I just, I just rented it.

No.

No, we, we can't
watch a movie tonight.

We have really important
business to attend to.

I'm really gonna need you
to have my back, okay?

Yeah, whatever you need.

You're ready?

Where do you want me to hide?

Just go in the back.

Wait for the cackle.

I'll be right here.

Well, hello, gorgeous.

Hey, hot stuff.

You look even better, IRL.

You're not too bad
yourself, big guy.

You know, we do have this
whole place to ourselves.

Oh, lucky me.

I don't know what it is.

You're just so familiar to me.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

I feel like.

I don't know, I've seen
you somewhere before?

Might be from your dreams.

Or maybe your nightmares.

Maverick?

Mark!

What the fuck are
you doing here?

You shouldn't be here.

I shouldn't be here?

You shouldn't be
here, this is my date!

This, this isn't happening.

Oh, stop, please,
please, please.

Stop?

He's my, he's-

Did you see what he
was just doing to me?

You're telling me to stop?

He's, he's my brother!

What?

Look, he's my brother.

Look.

It doesn't fucking matter
if he's your brother, okay?

He's here, he just
tried to rape me.

He knows where I live,
he has to die, Mark.

No,
no, no, he's not,

he's not one of the bad guys.

We all just,
please, let's just talk to him,

just talk to him, and

he won't, he won't tell anybody!

He won't tell anyone
about this, I promise.

Help me get him
in the basement.

Is it true?

What the fuck
is going on, dude?

Tell me,

is it true?

Are you sick?

I can explain, Mark.

Christ, it is true.

I'll tell you all about
what's fact and fiction

as soon as you untie me.

No, no, tell me now.

Have you raped anybody?

Depends on how
you define rape.

Are you serious?

Have you, have you
killed anybody?

To be fair, I onl-

Answer the question.

You're gonna choose
this bitch over me?

Your own flesh and blood!

How dare you call her that!

You should see the filthy
things she posts online.

She's practically
begging men to rail her.

Face it, Mark, you're
with an E-Whore!

Mark knows what I do online.

He knows it's all for the cause.

It's all to nail
despicable people like you.

Mark!

Mark, come on, man.

I practically raised you
after Mom and Dad died.

Please, please stop.

I took care of us,
I took care of you!

And I'm still taking
care of you to this day.

You don't wanna kill me.

You know it and I know it.

So, so untie me and let's leave.

Please, stop!

This girl is a lunatic.

She's lying to you,
she's the killer, not me!

Shut up!

I knew she was crazy,
I fucking knew it!

Kill him!

From the moment you
told me about her.

Mark.

Mark.

Don't you love me, Mark?

Because

if you loved me

you would kill him.

Don't listen to her.

She doesn't love you.

Look at her!

Look at you!

How could someone like her

actually ever be into someone
like you?

No, no, no, no,
Mark, we're family!

We're family!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

No!

No, what the
fuck are you doing?

Mark?

He's family!

God, you moron!

You bitch!

I'm gonna tear your eyes
clean out of their sockets

and fuck your empty,
useless skull!

You dumb, disgusting,
worthless, fuck toy!

You wanted this
close contact, huh?

You thought I would
just be another bimbo?

Another name in the paper?

Another set of holes
for you to ruin?

You remember that 12-year-old
you dumped by the highway

after you used her?

Or that 16-year-old
that you dismembered

and left in a ditch?

How about those corpses
you dug up and defiled?

I am not worthless.
You are worthless.

I can feel the life draining
out of you,

and it feels so fucking good!

Run, Mav!

Run!

Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

He's my family, he's,
he's, he's my family.

I couldn't do it.

You two are all I have,
he's, he's all I have.

I can't fucking believe you.

You're not sorry.

You were never sorry.

If you were, you
would have killed him!

You're a liar.

You'll never love me
like I loved you.

I would have done
anything for you.

Anything!

And you let him go, you let
that filthy child fucker go.

And now I know

that I can never trust
you or anyone ever again.

You're just like
the rest of them.

Deceitful.

Depraved.

Dead.

I loved you, Ash.

Mark, Mark, Mark!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Mark, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!