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some folks think you're mighty pry not

me

you just F me

with I'm the son of

the

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and ah

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P it ain't too late ain't too late for

What Turn Around get our jobs back all

you got to do is apologize that foreman

oh you go on back Tim Not Without You

nope all your stubborn a mule I knew

once well even if that fell had take me

back today I I just wouldn't work for

him I'll pitch them jobs is for the

winter that's what we've been wanting

ain't it winter jobs fire in the morning

are you back in the afternoon I don't

want to work for no one that unreliable

that dude girl won't be there this

winter Oh you mean that thickle one one

that thinks are foreman is better than

an ordinary cow hand yep that little old

dude girl that had you sitting on the

Rock Belling at the moon pig I never

could figure out what you saw in her oh

she was just a passing fancy but she

couldn't cook no but she sure was pretty

P I was guys your

P I'd give you a talking to about girls

well I guess I'm just too romantical I

guess no more girls till we get our jobs

huh Pig Jim after all the trouble I

caused you I swear no more

girls and you won't have to worry about

me needing blinders when we get to

Landing nether let's go

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you the other

door this can't be heads look

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well flatten my nose and call me Mo if

it ain't Jim and Pitch hi yeah glad to

see you head what's buzzing cousin L's

cooking smells like ham and eggs to me

don't tell me you alligator ain't help

to Jive what's he talking about Pidge

there a lot of changes Lam since you

were here it's been 3 years a't it yep 3

years ago I bed a buck 75 auction as

long as we was only 150 M away thought I

might as well ride on over and pay you

back you don't need it Pig no oh no not

if Jim and me get us a job you know

where there is any steady or parttime

for the winter maybe you might pick up a

couple of quick bucks over the railroad

yard they're loading horses for the Army

yeah say who's in charge down there uh

civilian contractor in charge of army

remount his name is prener prener Pender

come on Jim let's go on over

there come on after you deliver the

horses to the general Tommy then H you

well then I'm going to take a vacation

for about a week and your plans for the

vacation I haven't quite made up my mind

yet but you're included well that's all

I wanted to know we should get the

horses on the car so you'd be

vacationing sooner so do I only those

are the wildest of the lot and I can't

find any riders for well can't you poke

them up the ra oh I can't deliver them

until they've been ridden they have to

be broken first I don't understand if

they're broken what good are they I mean

broken of bad habits

like now you better hurry on with your

shopping or you'll be too late to meet

me for lunch yes

hey that that must be the fell over

there

yeah excuse me are you the Fell's

looking to get his horses red well I

most certainly am well Jim here he can

straddle anything on four legs yeah Pig

ain't so bad himself all right I'll pay

you 50 cents ahead for each one you

break not counting your own how many is

there 40 40 that

that's 20 bucks yeah 10 a piece we'll do

her let's get the stretcher ready major

Barbara I think we're going to get a

chance to practice our first aid all set

Jim turn to loose pig

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P Mr

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P I think I got this one broke Pitch Out

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wonderful major Barbara coming

Colonel all right Jim what happened

anyway I had her broke till that girl

waved the

handkerchief she wasn't waving it you

was she oh

no well I got to look

at I thought at least we'd get a chance

to put on a flint well never mind maybe

he'll get hurt next time

ready

Pidge

Pidge ought to put this blindfold on you

instead of the horse

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what what you're

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doing 10

15 20 there thank you thanks boys now if

you just load the horses I can send them

on well we'll start them up to shoot

right away That's mighty fine riding

Cowboys oh that wasn't too much well I'm

the foreman of the circle dot Ranch and

I'll say it was the circle dot how'd you

like to bunk up there for steady well

for the winter anyways Mister that's

what we call steady well then I'll see

up the ranch you

bet well pigge there's your little old

winter jobs what do you say we get these

horses loaded right away well I better

go shut the car door

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Doris

Lane that's you're a pretty name well

I'm glad you like

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it and I'm not going your way no

oh my

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a

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you're all here except one Jim you start

to Bunch on back to crowd I'll go look

for him all right

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hi Pig Hi listen Pig oh oh Charlie oh

I'm afraid I left all my money in my bed

roll Charlie

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hi you pit you going rug cutting no but

I wouldn't mind dancing with a certain

dude girl I could name you picked a

cookie no ain't hungry neither but well

there's a girl here named Doris Lane I

was oh yeah I know Doris that's the

sheriff's niece she's out here visiting

s there she goes now yeah oh wait for me

in the car Tom will you please sure but

don't be long

now Charlie I warned you when you come

in here you when you drink you don't

know when to stop and then you break the

law and go to jail oh Miss D you got me

wrong I just came in here for company

there's no place else to go well if I

gave you some money would you go to the

beu

yes hey don't be a jerk Pidge that ick

he's the sheriff's niece now promise not

to backslide Charlie well I couldn't

slide very far in a quarter nohow well

if it ain't old Charlie how are you

Charlie oh boy I'm sure glad to see you

say would you like step over to the bar

and have a drink on me and uh bring your

friend too I ain't drinking no more PID

just like I was telling Miss Doris here

it brings out my criminal ltin I'll be

sure and keep your promise Charlie yes

I'll stay away from Bad Company and

Temptation

both hey Charlie tell me how'd you ever

get so friendly with a pretty girl like

her come on over with the bar and I'll

tell

you you see I'm a criminal you well sort

of I got thrilled into the Hout for

being ped Etc there she was curing me

curing you yep according to her

criminals ain't bad they're sick so she

cured me and here I

am Ed straight bourbon say Charlie told

me th this here

etet just what was it you done that got

you throwed into the calabo huh look you

see this yeah I broke its brother on top

of Ed's head next thing I know I was in

the clink being cured by an

Angel well be seeing

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you yeah

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yes there weren't nobody at the post

office pigge I waited and I waited what

was it a letter from home or

something well Ed you better turn me

over to the sheriff I sure got it coming

boys will be

boys that makes us even

Steven Pig you should not but Ed I'm A

desperate man but there's no telling

what I'm L to do next

ain't

Hey sir I'm so desperate you ought to

lock me up I ain't going to turn in the

pal come on you guys break it up you J

bu get the groove Jimmy what's the

matter with you don't pay no attention

to him there's no telling what I'm

liveing to bus next you better throw me

in the calabo what's the Ruckus here

Beat It Pidge I'll see her through for

you I'll go peaceful Sheriff I ain't got

no defense what are you talking about

I'm the man you're looking for Sheriff

I'm A desperate man I'm so desperate you

ought to lock me up now James you stay

out of this listen Sheriff you better

take me down to that shut up let

me handle this honest Sheriff it's like

this I was standing here when all of a

sudden I grab the cuspidor and Let Her

Fly now look here Jim this because you

want to have a good time there ain't no

call to bust up people's property now

you go on get out of town and stay out

to get cool off Sheriff if there's any

arresting to be done I want to shut up

PID you Hur him Pidge get going Jim yes

Cher you coming PID oh now listen sh you

shut up Pidge pigge better be out of

here by the time I count three

come on you hepcats get in the groove

this your nickels on the

house number please give him something

with plenty of

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J put it back Ed put it

back oh now I'm sorry I misjudged

you oh well that's all right Sheriff we

all make mistakes huh well good night

all have

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fun why you now that really did it

you're under arrest I'll teach you to

kick the law

get and what's more there's 38 bucks for

Windows 15 C for eggs that was busted 5

cents for the

Jukebox 10 bucks for C

and 50 bucks for personal injuries that

had best not be spoke

of that comes to 9820 ain't he served

enough time already he's been in 4 days

he's in for 98 days and 20 minutes

that's the law Jim and I got to enforce

it could I go in and see him Sheriff

well I guess so as long as you promise

to behave yourself thank you

hello

Pidge oh hello Jim come on

in I come back Pidge oh yeah didn't

already done that Jim I was talking

talking to the sheriff he says he let

you out of here for 98 bucks you didn't

raise the money though did you well I

was kind of thinking of selling our

little old ponies and bed rolls oh don't

do it Jim you you see I got to pay my

debt to society well 9820 will do her

well but you don't understand though

James you see I got to be cured of my

criminal

instincts are you sure there ain't some

dude girl mixed up in those instincts

dude girl oh now James what would any

kind of girl be doing in jail will you

open the door

please the door

please how is my patient today I imp PID

your friends my name's Jim how do you do

Jim I'm

darus don't you think Pidge is improved

he's so Cooperative we'll have him cured

in record time I've been trying to cure

him ma'am ever since he's wore pants

then you will stay and watch his

progress well I don't know about that I

I'm a mighty sick man it might be

something catching not what you got I'm

sure not why already Pidge has promised

never to rustle cattle or steal horses

again oh you have Pidge well isn't that

just dandy I'm afraid ma'am you'll find

it harder to make him quit robbing

trains and blowing up

Banks pigge you never told me your past

was that Wicked you're sicker than I

thought oh he is ma'am he's the sickest

I've ever seen him I wish I had your

friend in jail I'm sure I could cure him

too who me oh no slugsy Baker here

slugsy who you know slugsy Baker Public

Enemy Number One

oh oh slugsy I forgot about him so

you've been ping around with slugsy

Baker while my back was turned I hope

you still have faith in me Miss Doris

I'll get well just for your sake but

it'll take a long time time why even now

I feel a a relapse coming on like murder

for instance what you need is more

responsibility so I'm placing a greater

trust in you from now on you're going to

have all your meals with Uncle and me

I'll see you at lunch you're invited to

Jim well thank you Miss Doris I'm not

only hungry but I'm

needed so that's

it you're not criminal sick you're love

sick oh Jim ain't she

hello Sheriff H

Jim hi Jim go ahead hey Ferguson was in

a while ago looking for you he said he

ain't going to hold that job open much

longer why don't you try to swing it

alone let old PID stay in jail you mean

I should desert PID I do well if I took

it alone i' oh I don't know it I get it

you don't have to say anymore

say a real coke I just got a few of them

left for my special friend say where's

your telephone over in the corner

thanks slugsy

Baker slugsy

Baker sherff slugsy Baker's in the phone

booth you going to arrest him

Amma and I can't I've got no charge sure

wish I had one be a feather in my cap

I'd show them city cops how to make a

pinch Denver built more 419

please is that you Ma slugsy darling oh

precious did you have an awful time

where are you were they mean to you what

are you doing now now take it easy ma

take it easy now one of time yeah yeah I

missed you I don't know where I'm at

some Jer Water Town let me talk to Joe

Ed way I figur it I just got to get this

slugsy Baker throwed in jail charges or

no charges why for pidge's sake don't

you see if the sheriff's niece had a

real crook like him to practice on she'd

drop Pidge quick and a hot Brandon iron

yeah I can fix up a charge can you of

course you'll have to make a little

sacrifice well okay if it's for Pidge

now Jim you just stand out at the far

end of the bar and you just keep a

smiling and nodding your head I'll do

the rest

have a drink

stranger well I don't mind if I do first

one's on the house make that a straight

Bing but I'll pay just your safe partner

ain't you slugsy Baker I didn't know my

fame travel is far sure has just had an

argument with a fellow about you so see

that fell standing on there at the end

of the bar yeah he's a queer looking

little guy isn't he well yeah now you

speak of it what was this argument all

about well he said that he didn't think

a dude gangster like you wouldd be very

tough well he's right I'm

not well he said an ordinary Cowboy take

you apart in 10

seconds or he

did and that ain't all he said the

gangster don't live that ain't yellow

belly without his

gun did he say that yeah listen he said

it I was arguing against him man just

hold this what

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you're under arrest what for assaultman

Sid and the r no hick Sheriff can take

me in here's your concealed weapon Mr

Baker well tot a concealed weapon huh so

I can't take you in why you frame me you

bowlegged little rat I'll get

you ever

do thanks Ed you're a real pal it's all

right oh Pig be a daring and time my

apron sure you

bet Miss Doris do you think I really got

a chance same as any

man the same as any

man H Miss Doris I sure got a big

surprise for you what is it Jim your

uncle just throw slug Y Baker in jail

well good for him slugsy Baker in our

jail really yep and he's a lot sicker

than Pidge is he needs curing bad

goodness I better go over there and get

his case

history or pigge here's Uncle George's

watch now turn the freezer for 15

minutes and then pack Sol it again with

I I will and take good care of the watch

it's uncle's prize possession the city

council gave it to

James you ain't had nothing to do with

this have you who

me no PID of course not page listen to

me you can't buck up against a

high-powered crook like that let you and

me clear out of here and make tracks the

circle dot no sir not me I ain't licked

yet not yet I ain't

get get in

there look I know my rights I want a

lawyer I want a habus CPUs you want a

site one you're going to get which is

exactly nothing George you can't put Mr

Baker in that cell he belongs next door

that's pidge's cell but Mr Baker needs

it so much more than Pidge does oh

please Uncle George oh all right come on

get in there come on get in there

now don't go putting this one on his

honor say what's the gag sister do you

like it I asked a question do I get an

answer oh of course you do I want your

surroundings to be pleasant you may be

here quite a while you know oh yeah well

I hope so because I know I can cure you

look I'm I'm not sick that's what you

think but we'll see

isn't there anybody you really love and

Trust oh one of those things look lay

off not even your mother my

mother I've forgotten all about

Mar yeah and she was waiting for me in

Denver look uh will you do me a favor

that's fine will you call Ma I always

call her

ma hello oh hello I'd like to speak to

ma who

ma hey good I think this is for

you

hello what I'm calling for slugsy he

wanted me to give his ma a message oh

what's the matter with him time to give

it to me

himself Sheriff's niece arrested but he

said please don't worry it's all for the

best and he wanted to know if his

brother Joe was still practicing the

violin oh oh of course he is my dear you

should hear him why yes he'll be glad to

come and play for

slugsy some screw balls got slugsy in

the cop and wants Joe to come out and

serinate him on the fiddle why I'd be

glad

to tell Susy he can expect Joe tomorrow

thank you my child you're very sweet

goodbye

goodbye ah ice cream it's a surprise

pige made for you Uncle George here you

serve it Pig wow thanks Pig That's

mighty fine of you well that wasn't so

much Jim here helped me well Jim sure

helped me with that Baker galute but

hadn't meant for him slugs he'd still be

pursuing his criminal ways uh don't you

think you ought to turn him over to the

gmen sheriff what fur I can handle them

tough criminals I know but he's a mighty

dangerous man so are you pig and he's

entitled to the same chance you had you

know if I was politically inclined which

I'm not this could be the start of a

great career why they La will asked me

to run from May I'm The Logical man

nobody'd run against me wouldn't want to

face the shame of unanimous defeat I put

Lon on the map but since I come here

they've taken down practically all the

windmills they can't show their

appreciation this time with a gold watch

this is something really big of course

the watch is mighty fine and I'm proud

on it but they give it to me for

rounding up a bunch of tin horn

wrestlers that wasn't in the same league

with slugsy Baker why if and they don't

make me May here it'll be pure downright

un

gratitude what's the use of Burning

Bridges for that crossed um this ice

cream ain't so good is it nonsense page

it's excellent now sit

down you can fool some of the voters

some of the time but you can't fool all

the voters most of the time lon's a

mighty fine little town and they always

do the fit and and proper thing but

they'll make me mayor here they're bound

to on second thought the ice cream isn't

so good maybe you better take it away

pitch yes man ain't done yet

you know if I was mayor here I'd make

this town set up and take notice why the

first thing you know I'd be nominated

for the State Assembly I know a lot of

Reform to be done up there at the state

capital they'd sure be here in atanta

County through me yes sir well thanks

Pidge well Sheriff don't you think your

new prisoners Liv would be bad company

for Pidge a done thought on it Jim you

know I got a good notion to let Pidge

free might as well pardon him now is

when it gets to the governor watch your

man's Pidge oh

when I get to be Governor I'm going to

do such big things that they'll set me

up as vice president it's just a

question of having the natural

qualifications P I've had plenty thanks

just the same but Sheriff it's awfully

good I know it's good but I don't want

anymore but just a little more Sheriff

pigge I don't want anymore but Sheriff

you you've got to have some more I've

had

enough

no boys when I get me elected vice

president of the here United States

don't think I'm going to forget me

humble beginnings because I'm not I'm

going to put Lon on the map where it

belongs well I'm going to

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start

well I guess I better be getting getting

on

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oh no you don't you've caused me enough

trouble already now you get your things

and get out of my jail and stay out oh

no sheriff and I'll give you just 3

minutes why you low living guchu you

slinking watch steal you if you get life

for this I'll still keep your B locked

in this cell I'll teach you to why out

break

you

hey yeah I got a handed you the way you

let that sheriff have it yeah yeah it

takes plenty of mxy to boot a cup You

Got What It Takes and I like that ah

clam up here comes Miss feather Brin oh

one of the sheriff's specials huh Uncle

George could only spare one this is for

Mr Baker

no thanks I I don't use any I spoke to

you Ma oh yeah she's a lovely woman yeah

did she say Joe was going to bring his

violin she said he would bring some of

your Boyhood charms and it'd be a

regular concert well I can hardly

wait you know what uh what I'm going to

start a contest between you and Pidge

Pidge Pidge who your neighbor Pidge

Pidge I've heard that name before for

are you Pidge Gil that had that mob in

Cleveland well I oh you two are old

friends Pidge told me you used to work

together yeah but we never even met I

just said we did the same kind of work

we sure

do don't let anyone ever tell you that

guy in there ain't it big shot is that

so

yeah here oh thanks I'm going in

and see if I can't do something about

Furnishing yourself

don't let that lady jerk bother you none

hey PID Joe and the boys are coming down

to Spring me tomorrow yeah and you're

included

me me yeah oh but but I I I just I just

included

oh and I'm licked I flopped six ways

from the Jack why don't you pull a

snatch

dig a hole under his cell and drag him

out through the tunnel all you know

pigeon never come Peaceable look I don't

sleep nights them Juke Tunes drive me

nuts so what do I do I take sleeping

pills yeah yeah and I sleep like a baby

now maybe you could slip one of them and

he's lunch yeah no yeah desperate spots

calls for desperate measures besides

he's is harmless now he'll come to and

be sitting pretty down the circle Dot

and he'll thank you for what you done

yeah then we'll have our little old

winter jobs by goed I'll do

her oh hello Jim you're just in time to

help me serve lunch to my patients be

glad to miss

Doris here's some nice hot soup for you

sluzy I'm not hungry will you take it

please I don't like Sou

yeah oh Jim I have an extra bowl of soup

wouldn't you like some no ma'am I don't

well what's the matter don't you like my

cooking oh yes ma'am well then have some

before it gets cold yes

ma'am I'll take this one

B you are pig thank

you and the

crackers got it m

well what's the matter don't you like it

oh yes ma'am but well then drink it

while it's hot yes

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ma'am now that wasn't so bad was it no

ma'am

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how do you feel pigge I'm a little

sleepy hot soup always makes me

sleepy keep the engine running okay

hi jent what's on your mind you the

sheriff the pin slugsy Baker that's

right got him an ice back there we've

come to pick him up N I was afraid of

that you're a Gman ain't you

yeah yeah that's it Gman well you be

sure and mention me at headquarters will

I I'll tell the chief

himself right up here I'll show you how

our small town guys handle these tough

monkeys SL

the G men are here and you're coming

quietly see say you guys want a real

gangster there pitch gelli in the next

cell pitch

gelli

gelli that ain't him I worked for gelli

long enough to know what he looks like

oh he's just pit Crosby an honory Cowan

gone temporarily local yeah not gelli

well he comes along that guy's got

enough fun me to hang me hey what's

going on here just this unlock that door

I won't

Pidge

pigge

pigge thank

you come here you here's a little boy

scout that put the finger on me why you

oh come on like him up there with the

sherff take this guy out the car

wait a minute you can't do this to me

where have I heard that

before Jim Jim Jim wake up they've taken

pitch for a ride for a ride we got to

get out of here I know but how can we

the the keys are on the table can't you

think of

something okay that got it that got

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ladies first come on get out of there

well you listen to me young man I'll

have the sheriff after you oh

yeah grab the other Bel

Jim you vage you come back

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here up course let's make a run first

girl the bandages and

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Spins boys get him get him

sh hey quit it get me out of here

somebody close come on K barade

boys get me out of here

go here they

come sprad out and bring her back alive

I'll fill a calaboose with every one of

them s upstairs and see if you can catch

him from behind yeah

I got him I'm all

right work your way around the pond get

from the RAR right Chief Jim speak to me

Jim well come on wake up and get up

there in the balcony yes Sheriff

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ow

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number please never

mind number please

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oh what's the matter with you I think I

just seen a wine animal you what ah

you're crazy with the

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heat and a boy Jim

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out look C

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Jim come on Sheriff oh it's you what go

on get off me you what are you sitting

there for go on get off me

what out get out my nose out just have

the fireing over girls come on let's get

inside what's

that but I told you I'm not

hurt looks like the women folks has been

practicing

ah this one is ours hey wait

AE well you sure wrapped them up like

Christmas presents wonderful practice

for the girls wonderful

practice there did they Wing poor old

Jimmy no I think he's got sleeping

sickness or something oh say I bet he

eat them sleeping pills he was going to

give you me what for well he's going to

put you to sleep and take you out of the

circle dot there ain't no one going to

get me out of jail till I've been cured

ped after that shooting you done today I

pronounce you cure oh yeah

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hey folks I got an announcement to make

manise Doris is a Maran Tom

prenz they sure make a pretty couple

don't

they come on pigge

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n

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