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Alright guys, lifting off.

Tonight, we're gonna pull off the heist of the century.

We're gonna go down to that art gallery and steal some expensive stuff.

Boss, are you sure we're the right people for this job?

I can't even crack an egg without making a mess.

And to add, what are we even supposed to steal?

And secondly, what are we even supposed to be stealing?

Okay, you worry too much, okay? Look, you're the best egg cracker that I know.

Thank you. You've gotten so much better since I've gotten you that machine a

couple of years ago.

Alright.

Listen.

We're professionals now.

Now let's go over the plan.

Is that supposed to be us?

Yeah, I got my kid to do it.

Your kid knows we're robbing a place? Not important, okay?

Look.

My kid will forget about it like any other kid tomorrow.

Can we just go over the plan, please?

Thank you.

Go through the back door.

Avoid the lasers.

Disable the alarm.

Deal with something that looks important.

What if we set off an alarm?

That's why we have Brad.

He's an expert in disabling alarms.

Uh, yeah,

I mean, um, hmm.

I once, uh...

set off a fire alarm by popping some popcorn in the microwave.

But, yeah, that was, I'm sure I've improved a whole heck of a lot now. I

how hard can it be to cut some wires off a camera, right?

What about security guards? What if they catch us? That's why we have

you. You are our hand -to -hand combat expert, right?

I won a thumb wrestling contest once with my little cousin. I guess that

All right, well, let's hope that there's thumb wrestling in Fiji.

All right, so once we have the paintings in our hands, we make our way into the

secret tunnel.

The secret tunnel?

Like, the same tunnel that we got stuck at the last time we had our last

robbery? Yeah, I had to call a tow truck to get us out. It was embarrassing.

Okay, no, this time...

We're gonna double, triple check the dimensions of the wall.

And remember, we gotta be stealthy and undetected.

Stealthy?

I got it.

I can wear my squeaky shoes.

I can bring my noisy bag of potato chips. Bring my noisy bag of potato

No!

We gotta be using silence and precision.

You know, like shadows in the night.

Shadows in the night.

That sounds like I could practice my puppeteering there.

I can bring out my puppet Chico and Yolanda.

I make the perfect hot puppet show.

Fine.

We'll have a puppet show after we steal the stuff.

And hey, remember, we've got this.

Yo, we robbed the art gallery.

I can't believe it. I thought we'd been caught.

I was running the whole time with my hands up over here.

Now, how much are we going to sell this stuff for?

Where's Julio?

Julio still stuck in the window back there.

Again.

I wonder when the squad gonna come get us, fool.

No se.

Maybe you grow some cojones and do it yourself and save us.

Shut up.

Kiss me.

I love you, mi amor.

I love you too so much.

I didn't mean to hit you.

I know.