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This programme contains
discriminatory language.
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Before there was anything,
there was chaos.
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All it took was the collision
of a couple of atoms
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to change everything.
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If you ask me,
creation's pretty destructive.
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And it's happening all the time,
so brace yourself for impact.
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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE CLUB
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PHONE RINGS
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Hi. Byron, where the fuck are you?
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Uh, I'm at Smanfa's.
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You must think I fell off
a fucking Christmas tree.
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Get home now. Do you hear me?
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Oi!
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Oh, well, duckie,
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there's plenty more dick in the sea,
you know.
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Besides, he sounds more trouble
than he's bloody worth anyway.
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Must be why I like him so much.
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I'm always in trouble, me.
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Oh, hey up.
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Baby, this is dirty Damien.
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You all right?
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Sticky Nikki, aka Miss East Midlands
1998.
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And Peter.
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Hello.
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Everyone, this is...
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Byron, like Lord Byron.
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And she's heartbroken.
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So be nice, all right?
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What's a little chicken
like you doing out all alone?
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Stick your tongue back in your head,
Pete.
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I'm being friendly.
You're being a nonce.
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Oh, I'm nearly 18.
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Oh, she's being serious. Yeah, no,
yeah, of course you are.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry, babe,
we're used to waifs and strays.
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And you're definitely a waif.
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Oh, here she is.
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The final member of
the Fallen Divas project.
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Sasha, this is Byron.
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We need to go now!
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You what? Why?
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Tony the skank
has gone fucking mental.
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About what?
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Oh, I dunno, we were just in the
toilet and he just lost his shit.
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We weren't doing nowt.
He fucking wishes he were.
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Fuck.
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Right, can we just go, please?
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Gobby shit, let's go.
Always drama with you, girl.
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Don't worry, I'll look after you.
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Will you fuck! Come on. Er, thanks.
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Hi, Tony.
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, my God. Mental fucking bastard.
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Fucking mental bastard, isn't he?
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What set him off anyway?
Oh, he's tough, isn't he?
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Thought I'd nicked his gear.
Well, did you?
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Why does everyone always think
the worst of me?
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Well, that's a fucking silly
question, babe.
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Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
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Hey, there's a queue.
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And what?
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Oh, hey up, Liam.
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Die, wagwan. What are you saying?
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Has your mate got a problem?
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No, he was just messing around.
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I know you.
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Not hanging around bogs tonight?
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No, obviously not.
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Obviously not.
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Be seeing you.
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How do you know Liam Murphy?
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I don't.
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I just met him once at work.
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He was a dickhead then as well.
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You haven't shagged him, have you?
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Are you mad?
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I think Sasha would rip my face off
if I looked at him.
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Oh, I'm starving.
Finally, what did you get?
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Chips. Chips, is that it?
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Help yourself, cheapskate.
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So, Byron, what do you do for work?
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Er, just like customer services.
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Oh, pay well, does it?
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Yeah.
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It's like, er, it's like
a fiver an hour.
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Takes an hour to suck a cock,
does it?
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About as subtle as a bloody
house fire.
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Yeah, Liam told us.
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I think you should stick
to your own ends.
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I don't want any clients thinking
they can get it cheaper off you.
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You're prostitutes?
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Er, no.
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I work in a call centre,
thank you very much.
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I am. Die's just a slag.
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So, um, do you do anal?
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Or are you, like,
saving yourself for someone special?
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Look, I'm not a virgin. Me and my
boyfriend Max... Ex-boyfriend.
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Oi, you! Just saying.
He said he was dumped.
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Yeah, well, not officially, so...
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What, are you waiting for
a certificate or something? Sash!
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THEY SNIGGER
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Uh, girls, I'll be back in a
minute, yeah?
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Are you getting more food?
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You what?
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Oh.
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Get it, girl!
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A different guy again.
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LAUGHTER
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So what's your plan now, Byron?
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I don't know, I guess...
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I guess I'll just text him.
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Or maybe I'll wait
for him to text me
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because I don't want to seem...
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Oh, you have got it bad.
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No, I meant tonight.
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Do you want to come with us?
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Where?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Absolutely not.
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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We know you like it.
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I don't care.
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No, but even Die would have...
Oh, my God, girls, look.
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Look.
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Go on, girl!
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Go on, girl!
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How many fingers has he got in?
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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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Absolutely not.
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Oh, go on, you never know what I
might get up to if I'm sloshed.
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Urinating in my wardrobe,
if history is anything to go by.
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I mean, it would be great if someone
actually had something,
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wouldn't it?
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I thought you said you
never nicked owt.
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I never nicked them, I, er, took
'em in payment for sucking him off.
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And there's plenty more
where that came from.
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You know he cries for his mum
when he comes?
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Oh, but that's kind of sad.
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It'll come for you one day.
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Being a deceitful bitch.
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Hey, Romeo, what about you?
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Well, you have done pills before,
haven't you?
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Yeah, of course.
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Oh.
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And I'm Juliet, bitch.
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Ooh, she's a saucy one, isn't she?
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MUSIC PLAYS
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You're so fucking pretty.
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So are you, baby.
Don't pull, it's not real.
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Max just don't know what he's
missing, babe.
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Yeah. Fuck fucking Max.
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Yeah. Fuck Max?
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Yeah? Fuck Max.
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ALL: Fuck!
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Oh! Oh, my God.
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Babe, look at your fucking eyes.
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Oh, my God, babe, look at your eyes.
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Oh, my God.
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God.
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It'll do that to you, babe.
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ECHOEY: They're as big as the moon.
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Airport, please. Mum?
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Bye, Byron.
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Mum?
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Hey.
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Come on, pal.
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Mum.
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Wait, whoa, whoa, nearly had you
then.
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Nearly had you then. That's it.
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That's it, that's it, that's it.
Are you ready?
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Your turn. Go.
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Hello there, lad.
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I'm not a lad.
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That's right.
You're a big man, aren't you?
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No.
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99, please.
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Here you are. Thank you.
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Oh.
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ALARM BEEPS
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LOUD CHATTER NEARBY
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Oh, my God. Hickory dickory dock.
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I sucked an eight-inch cock.
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The clock struck one,
everyone was gone,
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hickory dickory dock.
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Hickory dickory dock, wahey!
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A mouse ran up me cock,
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The clock struck two...
I shot my goo,
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hickory dickory dock.
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ALL: Hey!
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Would you keep it down?
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Oh, shush your neighbours.
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Here you are, get this down you,
babe. Right, go on, out!
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Like a pro.
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You always take the piss.
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Well, where are we supposed to go?
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It's not my problem, duck.
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I know somewhere we could go.
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All right, follow me, slags!
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# You're a breath of fresh air
to me
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# I am empty...#
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There is a pleasure
in the pathless woods.
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There's a rapture on
the lonely shore.
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There is society
where none intrudes by the deep sea
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and music in its roar.
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I love not man the less,
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but nature more.
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Girls,
welcome to fucking Newstead Abbey.
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Well, fuck me sideways.
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I'm glad you like it.
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Girls, I'm starving.
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Don't look at me, I'm skint.
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Don't get paid till
the end of the month.
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What about you?
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Oh, girl,
you know I don't carry cash.
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No, she's like the queen. Exactly.
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I'm a quintessential English rose,
me.
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Wait, a quinty what?
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Oh, don't go confusing her
with big words.
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So why did it end between you
and Max, then?
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I don't know.
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It were weird, though, because,
like,
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one minute he's all over me
and the next he just...
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..don't want to know me.
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Who knows?
I probably just fucked it up.
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Well, you're in good company, babe.
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Fucking up is our specialist
subject.
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You know,
I got stripped of my crown.
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Are you actually a beauty queen?
Don't sound too surprised.
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I won two years in a row, I'll have
you know, and I'll win again.
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Why did they take it off you?
Put it this way.
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Apparently, you can't like muff
and look good in a two-piece.
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No, they stripped her
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because she was fucking fingering
two of the contestants.
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Yeah, but not at the same time.
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No, seriously, if we don't eat soon,
I'm going to eat one of youse.
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Do you know what?
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Why don't we go to Byron's?
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To Hucknall?
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Yeah.
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How far away is it?
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Uh, no, my mum, she's dead
fussy, and my daddy's in work
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and he'll be home in a couple
of hours, so...
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No, that's perfect.
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Yeah, let's go to Byron's, girls.
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Hmm. Mmm.
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Unless you're embarrassed of us.
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Not embarrassed, are you?
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No.
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# In your arms I feel
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# Sunshine...#
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I thought Hucknall was supposed
to be dead scary. It is.
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Right, well,
where are the pitchforks at, then?
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Come on, follow me.
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What are you looking at, bitch?
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Go on, then!
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Sash, what are you...?
Sash, leave it.
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# Let's make this moment... #
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Um, shoes off?
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Er, no,
you can keep your snakeskins on.
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Right, my dad will be back at eight,
so you'll have to be gone by then.
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Why? Is he that scary?
261
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,839
I mean,
everyone round here thinks so.
262
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,439
He is the hardest man in Hucknall.
263
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,399
Oh, well, I'd like to meet him,
then, babes.
264
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,080
I'd love to meet a hard,
angry daddy too.
265
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,559
You really fucking wouldn't.
266
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,760
Right, fat slags, who's hungry?
267
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,400
Right, better get to it.
268
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,279
Right, what can I do?
269
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,120
You can grate some cheese.
270
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,680
Hey, I feel like I'm on Friends, me.
271
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,599
Ooh!
272
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,039
LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
273
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,919
This is how she became
Miss East Midlands, honey.
274
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,359
Hi! Hi!
275
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,919
Thank you.
276
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,759
Oh, she never lost it.
277
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,159
See that?
278
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,480
Hey!
279
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,839
Still got it, still got it.
280
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,719
You know what else she got?
Syphilis.
281
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,959
LAUGHTER
282
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,159
Come here.
283
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,759
It's the People's Princess!
284
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,519
Here she is.
285
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,719
Yes, go on!
286
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,280
All the way.
287
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,320
Hey, hey, hey!
288
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,719
Hey, fuck, he's here!
289
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,399
He's early!
290
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,359
Who? My dad. Just fucking move.
291
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,840
DOOR CLOSES
292
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,719
Hey up, Dad.
293
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,359
You're not boxing?
294
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,000
Obviously not.
295
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,400
These are... These are my mates.
296
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,560
Good to meet you, sir. I'm Deon.
297
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,160
Hi, Daddy. I'm Sasha.
298
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,999
Uh, Damo.
299
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,840
And, uh, this is my missus.
300
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,319
I just I thought I'd
make us some tea,
301
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,000
because that mince goes off today.
302
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,960
That a spliff?
303
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,040
Er, yeah, it's medicinal.
304
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,570
And I just crawled out of
the cabbage patch.
305
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,120
All right, then,
I'll leave you to it.
306
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,600
Oh!
307
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,400
DOOR CLOSES
308
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,799
You thought he were horrible?
309
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,760
Yeah, well, he fucking is normally.
310
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,199
I thought he was nice.
311
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,680
I thought he was so nice.
312
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,719
All right, fuck off.
313
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,599
Right, who's hungry?
314
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,440
He was beautiful.
315
00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:58,439
Oh, don't worry, we'll be
out Bank Holiday if you're around.
316
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,919
Yeah, yeah.
317
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,560
Someone's eager.
318
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,440
Right, OK, give us your number.
319
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,159
There you go. Should have mine
as well now. Yeah, thanks.
320
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,679
All right, come on, then, girls,
we'd better get going.
321
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,119
Yeah.
322
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,959
Oh, thanks a lot.
323
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,719
Bring it in. Love you, babes.
324
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,239
Love you. Love you.
325
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,199
Get that door, you.
326
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,599
Right, are we getting the bus?
327
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,159
Get a taxi!
328
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,599
Get a taxi.
329
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,200
Yeah, on my way.
330
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:54,959
I'm just about to start
the washing-up.
331
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,399
Do you fancy a brew?
332
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,800
Yeah, go on.
333
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,919
Sorry, I hope we weren't too loud.
334
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,679
And I'm sorry about last night.
335
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,479
My phone ran out of battery.
336
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,370
It's about time you started hanging
about with some lads.
337
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,719
Yeah.
338
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,160
Well, they liked Newstead Abbey.
339
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,680
You always liked it there as a kid.
340
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,960
Yeah, I know, I remember.
341
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,320
Do you want to go for a drive?
342
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,799
I could see what's on at the
Showcase.
343
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,319
No.
344
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,120
I don't think so, Byron.
345
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,319
What was that?
346
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,239
You really know how to spoil
a good day, don't you?
347
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,159
Everywhere we go now.
348
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,879
You're not a girl.
349
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,440
You're a boy!
350
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,160
OK, well, why don't I get you
that brew?
351
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,479
I thought you'd already left.
352
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,279
No, I'm running late, aren't I?
353
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,720
Right.
354
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,999
Oh, this is my friend Kim.
355
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,560
Friend.
356
00:20:04,561 --> 00:20:08,039
Not heard of knocking
when a door's closed?
357
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,479
It's a kitchen, love, not a boudoir.
Oi!
358
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,759
Less of that shite!
359
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,279
Why aren't you wearing your uniform?
360
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,800
It's Own Clothes Day for charity.
361
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,479
Right.
362
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,960
Well...
363
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,799
Behave yourself.
364
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,320
I will.
365
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,600
You too.
366
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,280
"Boudoir."
367
00:20:33,281 --> 00:20:36,679
How did a man like you
end up with a son like that?
368
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,000
Shut your mouth.
369
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,839
Wash your mouth out
before and after,
370
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,719
and you'll not get no diseases.
371
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,559
Right.
372
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,120
Thanks.
373
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,680
You're quiet.
374
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,400
Sorry.
375
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,320
Don't bother me.
376
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,920
Have you ever had your heart broken?
377
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,320
I don't know.
378
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,000
Once or twice, maybe.
379
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,000
I thought getting beaten up
were bad.
380
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,200
But this...
381
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,960
Sorry, do you mind me if I...?
382
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,719
I'd normally talk to my mate
Smanfa about it,
383
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,839
but it's different for her
384
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,950
because there are loads
of straight lads.
385
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,080
And besides, I know what she'd say.
386
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,480
Same as everyone else.
387
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,240
That I should get over him.
388
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,390
And I don't want to hear it
because I think she'd be right.
389
00:21:46,391 --> 00:21:49,519
You don't fucking ignore
someone's calls
390
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,200
if you want to be with them, do you?
391
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,230
Now I'm never going
to meet someone else like Max.
392
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,799
Apart from the fact he looked like
a model, right,
393
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,280
he did this thing where he made
my brain go quiet for a moment.
394
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,480
That were peaceful.
395
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,080
Am I talking shit?
396
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,640
Don't stop!
397
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,400
You dirty bastard!
398
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,440
Urgh!
399
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,960
I'll drive you back
to the ice cream.
400
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,319
Love, dinner's served.
401
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,040
Chicken korma, made from scratch.
402
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,359
You're not going out?
403
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,920
No, I thought
we could spend some time together.
404
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,479
Why?
405
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,800
Do I need a reason?
406
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,720
I had a big lunch.
407
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,839
You know you can talk to me,
408
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,639
about anything.
409
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,200
Yeah.
410
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,680
Thanks.
411
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,440
What's up?
412
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,559
It's about this guy?
413
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,919
What's his name?
414
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,639
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
415
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,199
Max.
416
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,119
How do you know about Max?
417
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,999
Well, it didn't take much guessing,
did it?
418
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,290
Your face lit
up every time your phone beeped.
419
00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:02,079
You've been reading my texts? Well,
I was worried about you, Byron.
420
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,719
You weren't being yourself.
421
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,359
Yeah, well, I weren't.
422
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,119
I were happy.
423
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,519
For once.
424
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,599
But I suppose that's a crime now.
425
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,719
Well, it is, actually, yeah,
because he's a grown-up.
426
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,159
He's 19, Mum.
427
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,679
Yeah, and you're underage.
428
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,039
He could go to prison.
429
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,479
And I told him that.
430
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,839
You didn't. I did.
431
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,759
And I told him that your father is
pretty indiscriminate with his fists
432
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,519
and that he'd beat you both black
and blue
433
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,039
if he found out.
434
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,599
And he seemed to hear it after that.
435
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,399
Oh, my God, you ruined it.
436
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,559
You fucking ruined it!
437
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,119
No, I saved you.
438
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,039
What could a man his age possibly
want with a 15-year-old?
439
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,759
Mum, you let me think
he didn't like me.
440
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,079
He didn't. Not for
the right reasons, Byron.
441
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,919
I'm not just going to stand by
442
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,359
and watch him take advantage
of my son, am I? That's funny,
443
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,759
because you never thought to step
in with Steve, did you?
444
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,599
Oh, yeah, go on, get spiteful,
why don't you?
445
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,199
Yeah, because I'm not allowed a
boyfriend
446
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,279
but it was OK for you to piss off
447
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,839
and live in Turkey with your fancy
man.
448
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,679
Go on. Yeah, mum of the year.
449
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,000
Shirley Fucking Valentine!
450
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,650
The number you have dialled
has not been recognised.
451
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,719
Byron!
452
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,359
I thought you weren't coming.
453
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,919
Well, I weren't.
454
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,519
Because no-one texted me.
455
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,599
Oh, sorry. Yeah, I lost my phone
and no-one else had your number.
456
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,039
Well, you're here now, aren't you?
457
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,639
So are you coming
to Phunked or what?
458
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,039
Well, I can't,
459
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,759
because I've got to go find Max.
460
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,239
Come on, girl.
461
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,199
No, it's my mum, she warned him off.
462
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,510
That's why he dumped me, not because
he didn't want to be together.
463
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,840
Babes, tell him.
464
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,319
Tell him. What?
465
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,759
One of my old clients,
we talk about some guy.
466
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,079
Sounds a bit like your Max.
Said he's got frosted tips.
467
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,519
It could be anyone.
468
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,759
And a cock like a can of
air freshener.
469
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,199
Yeah, that's Max.
470
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,159
But are they seeing him?
471
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,439
No, that's what they were saying.
Not seen him for ages.
472
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,879
Do you think he's in trouble?
473
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,479
I don't know, do I?
474
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,039
For fuck's sake.
475
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,999
I'm going to go in NgtwoK.
476
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,199
We just left, babes.
477
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,439
He's not there.
478
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,399
She's nuts, her.
Oi, don't be a prick.
479
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,639
Look, I know I'm mental,
480
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,319
but I'd go to the end of the fucking
moon for Max if I had to.
481
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,630
Well, babe, do you think you might
want to check in Phunked first?
482
00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:26,359
Yeah. I'll say it again, shall I?
483
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,079
If you're fucking hard of hearing.
484
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,199
If your name's not down,
you're not getting in.
485
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,879
Fucking migraine, saying it over
and over again.
486
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ID, please.
487
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,919
Is that you, is it, yeah?
488
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,479
Think I was born yesterday?
489
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,839
Fuck off, arse clown.
490
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,199
And your little friend,
fuck off home to Mummy.
491
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,559
Bye-bye.
492
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,319
Fucking hell.
493
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,639
Hey!
494
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,359
Whoa, whoa, fucking hell,
you've changed.
495
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,839
How did you get them bad boys?
496
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,959
Istanbul. They're unreal,
aren't they?
497
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,919
They are so unreal. Now, listen
to me when I say this, all right?
498
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,839
You look fucking beautiful, yeah?
499
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,519
The lot of youse. Get these lot
some bracelets, please.
500
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,159
Now, listen, when you get in there,
501
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,639
find the big guy next to the
speakers, right? That's my fella.
502
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,359
All right, he'll get you
owt you like.
503
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,839
Oh, we, uh, we don't usually
pay for drugs, do we, girls?
504
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,879
BEV LAUGHS
505
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,479
That's my kind of girl, eh?
506
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,719
Right now, fuck off
and get the queue moving. Go on.
507
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,959
Go on quickly, quickly.
Have a nice night.
508
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,960
LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
509
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,999
Oh, my God, girls,
So we just met Bev's fella.
510
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,599
Proper gent, you know.
511
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,240
Yeah? And he gives us these.
512
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,519
Thank you, Bev. You little beauty.
513
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,079
Cheers, girls.
514
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,800
AL: Cheers!
515
00:27:40,591 --> 00:27:45,159
Babe, you know, you can still have a
good time
516
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,679
while you're looking for him,
right?
517
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,510
And you never know, you might find
someone you like more.
518
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,199
I know she's trying to be nice,
519
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,959
but I don't want to be
with anyone else.
520
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,919
Straight blokes aren't interested.
521
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,079
Gay guys say I'm too girly.
522
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,519
Max is the only person who gets me.
523
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,639
# I've crossed deserts for miles
524
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,159
# Swam water for time.
525
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,319
# Searching places to find
526
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,279
# A piece of something to call mine
527
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,399
# I'm coming
528
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,039
# A piece of something to call mine
529
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,519
# I'm coming
530
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,719
# Coming closer to you
531
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,879
# Ran along many moors
532
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,159
# Walked through many doors
533
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,639
# The place where I wanna be
534
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,719
# Is the place I can call mine
535
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,999
# I'm coming...#
536
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,319
Oh, well, fuck it.
537
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,999
Might as well have fun.
538
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,759
# I'm coming
539
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,199
# Coming closer to you
540
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,759
# I'm moving, I'm coming
541
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,639
# Can you hear what I hear?
542
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,239
# It's calling you, my dear
543
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,319
# Out of reach
544
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,239
# Take me to the beach
545
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,319
# I can hear it calling you
546
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,959
# I'm coming, not drowning
547
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,640
# Swimming closer to you...#
548
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,840
# Ooh, ooh, ooh...#
549
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,000
Testing, testing, one, two.
550
00:29:26,911 --> 00:29:31,199
It's freezing. I'm not paying
for shots again.
551
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,639
Hey, Die.
552
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,319
Do a song with me?
553
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,999
Karaoke is only fun
for people too boring to do drugs.
554
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,480
You ought to know that.
555
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,119
Oh, fuck's sake, Tony,
you fucking idiot!
556
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,359
What have I told you about following
me around, you freak?
557
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,719
Just want to talk to you. Yeah,
and now you've ruined my dress.
558
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,639
you fucking small dick knobhead!
559
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,879
No fucking way! Sorry, Dai.
Don't fucking touch me!
560
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,879
Get your hands off me!
Dai, come on, huh?
561
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,359
Up.
562
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,370
I know you've been stealing from me.
I owe people money. Sash!
563
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,399
Fucking nutcase, and so is she.
564
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,279
It's because they've
got matching beards.
565
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,439
Made for each other.
566
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,039
Right, what are we singing?
567
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,519
Byron, can you hold a note?
568
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,919
How about I Got You, Babe?
569
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,560
Whole New World.
570
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,719
Oh, you can be Sonny
and I'll be Cher.
571
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,079
Max!
572
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,159
It's you. I mean, you're here.
573
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,079
Looks like it.
574
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,879
Yeah, well, I didn't know
where you were
575
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,199
and your phone has been...
576
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,999
So I've... I've been worried.
577
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,400
Yeah, I've heard.
578
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,320
I...had to get a new number.
579
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,919
Oh.
580
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,970
Do...?
581
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,360
Do you want
to talk somewhere more quiet?
582
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,839
Look, I don't think we should
be talking. Look, Max.
583
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,439
Max, it's OK.
584
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,599
I know about my mum.
585
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,759
She threatened you
and that's why you broke up with me.
586
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,599
She said she was going to go to
the police.
587
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,399
Yeah, no, Max, she's a rancid bitch.
588
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,799
But listen,
589
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,999
it don't matter how old I am
590
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,719
or who my family is.
591
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,359
Max, we can run away together.
592
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,239
Because if I had to choose between
593
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,239
seeing them ever again and
seeing you,
594
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,599
I'd choose you...
595
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,760
..every single time.
596
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,080
I choose you over everyone else,
Max.
597
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,440
Cos I love you.
598
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,799
I do.
599
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,159
First up, we have Tom and Max
600
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,040
with You're Gorgeous.
601
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,919
Who's that?
602
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,840
Max, get up here.
603
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,399
Oh.
604
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,879
Um...
605
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,759
Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry.
606
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,439
I would have told you.
607
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,839
No, it don't...
608
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,670
It don't matter. Look, I did mean
everything I said to you.
609
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,200
Fuck off, Max.
610
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,159
Byron, why don't...?
No, fuck off, Max.
611
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,639
Go on.
612
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,720
Your next fucking rent boy
is waiting.
613
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,520
Max!
614
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:17,239
I said I was sorry. Yeah,
it's the first time I've worn it
615
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,919
and you've wrecked it, you knobhead.
616
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,399
Byron, you all right? Yeah, fine.
617
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,319
Look, I'm telling you, I didn't take
your fucking gear, you mental twat.
618
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,519
Well, you need to stop speaking
to me like that.
619
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,639
I don't want to talk to you at all,
actually, Tony. Aye!
620
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,159
How about now, eh?
Fucking hell, Tone.
621
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,999
I want my drugs. I didn't take them.
622
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,599
You're a fucking lying bitch!
623
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,360
Someone tell him. Tell him
I never took them, please!
624
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,120
She did.
625
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,079
Byron, shut the fuck up!
626
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,799
And we took him home.
627
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,119
Byron, what the fuck are you doing?
628
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,799
So, what the fuck you going to do
now, eh?
629
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,919
Going to stick that screwdriver
in her eye?
630
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,719
And hers, and mine?
631
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,039
Because fuck me, it'll be
a lot of blood, that.
632
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,719
Are you sure you've got the stomach
for it?
633
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,679
I'll do the fucking three of yous!
Will you?
634
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,040
Are you fucking tapped?
635
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,559
Then you'd better make
sure you fucking kill us.
636
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,400
Because if you don't...
637
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,290
..I'll let the whole of Nottingham
know your little secret.
638
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,279
Is it true you cry
when you ejaculate, Tony?
639
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,719
You what?
640
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,919
Yeah, who's it for, Sash?
641
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,640
Oh, yeah, it's for his mummy, innit?
642
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,359
I mean, I'm not judging you,
but other people...
643
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,519
Well, fuck me, other people will.
644
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,919
Will they? So if you so much as
touch one fake hair on her head,
645
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,519
I'll make sure everyone between here
and fucking Glasgow knows about it.
646
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,920
Do you hear me?
647
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,119
Fuck! Aargh!
648
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,640
Fucking bastard!
649
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,440
Give me the fucking screwdriver!
650
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,359
Oh, my God!
651
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,599
Mad bastard. Did you see
the way he was running scared, Die?
652
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,919
Die! Hey!
653
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,639
Come for us again, you fucking
knobhead,
654
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,799
and see what I fucking do!
655
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,039
You fucking idiot, Sasha!
656
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,870
What the fuck did I do? You nearly
got us fucking killed!
657
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:02,959
God, someone's put 50p in you
tonight, haven't they?
658
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,079
Ain't there something you want
to say to Byron?
659
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,319
He's practically just
saved your fucking life.
660
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,720
HORN TOOTS
661
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,479
Hiya, Liam.
662
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,319
You all right, babe?
Yous out tonight?
663
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,319
No, party back at mine.
664
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,039
If you're up for it.
665
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,559
Course I am, babe,
I'm always up for it.
666
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,440
LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
667
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,799
What do you reckon?
668
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,839
We could just go back and find
the others.
669
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,600
This lot can get a bit intense.
670
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,160
I want to party.
671
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,120
LOUD MUSIC AND CHATTER
672
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,999
She don't pissing learn.
673
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,159
As if. She couldn't even thank me.
674
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,320
Saved her fucking life.
675
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,599
Babe, "thank you"
ain't in Sasha's lexicon.
676
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,559
No. More than four fucking letters,
for a start.
677
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,479
LADY DIE LAUGHS
678
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,999
You're cheeky.
679
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,759
So, anyway, Max.
680
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,570
You sure he's got a new fella,
then?
681
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,959
Yeah.
682
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,679
I should have listened to you.
Yeah, you bloody should have.
683
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,799
Well, sometimes you've just got to
see for yourself, haven't you?
684
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,839
At least I know now it was
all bollocks.
685
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,159
He never actually loved me.
686
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,519
Well, fuck him.
687
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,159
It's his loss anyway, baby.
I'm serious.
688
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,039
Look, you were proper sick tonight.
689
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,719
You reckon?
690
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,519
Yeah, I wish I could talk like you.
691
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,480
Yeah, I wish I could look like you.
692
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,079
Baby, you can.
693
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,599
Why don't you?
694
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,279
Cos I can't pull it off.
695
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,759
Like your sexy dance moves.
696
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,079
LADY DIE LAUGHS
697
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,839
You don't have to say something nice
just because I did, you know?
698
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,760
No, I'm not! You are good.
699
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,959
LADY DIE MOUTHS: I'll be back.
700
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,000
MUSIC: Messed Up
by Boom!
701
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,600
# Listen to me, son...#
702
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,759
SLOWER SONG STARTS
703
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,200
What's this? What the fuck is this?
704
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,880
What the fuck is this?
705
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,280
MUSIC STOPS
706
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,439
HIP-HOP TRACK PLAYS
707
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,119
Keep your batty music
to yoursen, yeah?
708
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,080
It's not mine. I fucking found it.
709
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,280
# They say the sky is the limit
710
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,120
# Don't let them tell you
that you can't go far... #
711
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,040
DIFFERENT TRACK STARTS
712
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,559
Oi!
713
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,960
Tinker Bell.
714
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,160
No-one falls asleep at my parties.
Wake up.
715
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,920
I'm not.
716
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,520
You got a key on you?
717
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,160
Come on.
718
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,320
Oh, what are you doing?
719
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,420
You need to take your vitamin K.
720
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,690
You trying to give me
a horse tranquilliser?
721
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,880
Do you like horses?
722
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,080
I'm hung like one.
723
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,360
BYRON SNIFFS
724
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,520
There we go.
725
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,080
What?
726
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,320
PHONE RINGS
727
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,840
Byron.
728
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,079
Byron.
729
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,919
We need to go.
730
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,440
Come on.
731
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,479
Come on.
732
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,040
Sash, Sash?
733
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,999
Sash!
734
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,520
Come on. Oh, I'm going to go out
with this lot.
735
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,079
Byron, come on, we're going.
Come on.
736
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,520
Get up.
737
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,320
Sort yoursen out.
738
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,439
Fuck's sake.
739
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,880
PHONE PINGS
740
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,239
Byron, it's Max.
741
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,119
Uh, look, I...
742
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,199
I didn't want to
leave things like that.
743
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,610
Truth told, I didn't want to leave
things at all.
744
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,439
I just wanted to say,
745
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,080
I choose you too.
746
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,359
Or I will if you let me.
747
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,759
Look, I'm going to send you my
address.
748
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,799
Uh, come over and we can talk.
749
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,679
See you soon...
750
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,960
..I hope.
751
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,890
So much for us fucking sticking
together, eh? Mm-hm.
752
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,599
What if they find out her secret?
753
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,950
Well, she didn't have to go with
them, did she?
754
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,759
Might be murderers.
755
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,759
Well, I guess we'll see if she turns
up alive next Saturday, won't we?
756
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,200
Stupid bitch.
757
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,639
It was a good night, though, eh?
758
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,000
Yeah.
759
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,519
I've lost my fucking keys.
760
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,800
Oh, shit, really?
761
00:42:00,801 --> 00:42:03,639
Well, you can stay at mine
if you need to.
762
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,359
No, it's fine.
763
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,670
The bus will be here in a minute.
I should probably go to my mommar's.
764
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,560
Right.
765
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,679
Well, text me
when you get back, yeah?
766
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,120
Yeah.
767
00:42:16,521 --> 00:42:19,879
Are you sure you're going to be OK?
768
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,319
Course.
769
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,760
Good.
770
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,080
Love you.
771
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,480
BYRON KNOCKS SLOWLY
772
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,440
Sorry, I... I think you've got
my keys.
773
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,279
I don't see no keys.
774
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,439
Oh, wait, no, I left them last
night.
775
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,119
Are you calling me a liar
or something? No.
776
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,679
You come to my house, you take my
drugs, you leave your shit behind.
777
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,399
Now you stand here in front of me
and you accuse me of being...
778
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? What?
779
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,230
I'm winding you up,
you little dickhead!
780
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,000
Your face.
781
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,840
I've got your keys.
782
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,759
I've got your keys on me.
783
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,600
Thanks. Oh!
784
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,159
Hold on.
785
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,320
Third time.
786
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,959
Beg for them,
787
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,440
and I'll give them you.
788
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,200
Please, Liam, I'm begging you.
789
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,440
I don't believe you.
790
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,280
Please, Liam...
791
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,080
..I'm begging you.
792
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,880
All right.
793
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,600
For fuck's sake! Fucking...
Chill, yeah?
794
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,560
I'm just going to give you
my number.
795
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,879
In case you ever need owt, yeah?
796
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,319
OK.
797
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,800
Or owt like that.
798
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,400
LIAM SIGHS
799
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,600
Thanks.
800
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,559
Right.
801
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,120
Go on.
802
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,520
Fuck off, then.
803
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,960
You know, I think I finally get
what everyone means about moving on.
804
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,719
Truth is, you can't.
805
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,439
Not till you find someone else,
anyway.
806
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,359
# Keep on running,
keep on running, keep on running
807
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,160
# Keep on running,
keep on running, keep on running
808
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,919
# Keep on running, keep on running,
keep on running
809
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,840
# Keep on running, keep on running,
keep on running
810
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,840
# Keep on running
811
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,199
# Keep on running
812
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,399
# Keep on running back to you
813
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,320
# Keep on running
814
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,159
# Keep on running
815
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,160
# Keep on running back to you. #
816
00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:59,760
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