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[girl] I believe all dreams have a meaning.

And you can dream many strange things.

You can fly. You can be underwater.

Or you can travel to some strange, secret world.

Like a fairy-tale world.

And if you draw your dreams, you can remember them,

the dreams.

Sometimes I wonder

if what happened three years ago was just a dream.

Sometimes my dreams take me back in time,

to a place where my brother could make snow

and really became a prince.

We passed through the cave that united our two worlds.

[horse whinnies]

-I met Snerk... -[diabolical laughter]

the evil sorcerer

who tried to steal the Magic Gauntlet.

And Eiril, who didn't belong in our world

but was a princess in the other world.

I wish I could go back there.

But the cave collapsed and was sealed off.

[boulders crashing]

The only way I can return to that magical place

is in my dreams.

[man on recording] Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho...

[door opens]

-[Mira] Hello! -Hi, Mira.

-I was at the library. -Fine.

Look what I found.

[Anton] "What Dreams Mean," by Dr. F. P. N. Howard.

But you already have three books like that.

Well, none of them were able to interpret your dreams, though.

And what dreams are those?

Hello? The dream where you were hanging from a chandelier

and under you is a plastic Christmas tree

and three gnomes dancing around?

Yeah, yeah, I think somebody needs to ease up

on the dream interpretation, Mira.

Yeah, but Dr. Howard says,

in order to be the best possible person you can,

you must never give up.

Remember how mad Mom got when she saw the color on the walls?

But that is what her dream said she really wanted.

Well, she wasn't thrilled when she saw it.

I'm still in the process of learning.

[Anton] I got you.

When are we going to get our Christmas decorations?

Before or after dinner?

Uh... Mira, I have something to tell you.

You know how when the farm burned down

with our Christmas decorations and we had to move back in here?

Well, there's something that is called insurance.

[Mira] Which means we can get new decorations, right?

Yes, that's right. However, the thing is,

this letter just came yesterday, and it turns out, uh,

we didn't cover the costs in time,

so we get nothing for the house.

-Does that mean we're poor? -No, no, no.

We just don't have any cash on hand...

so we have to save what we can.

I don't have many clients so Mom has to work double shifts.

It sounds gloomy, but that's how it's going to be this year.

-[Anton] Right. -[Sara] OK?

[vehicle pulls up]

-[siren wails] -Oh, that's Roy!

Uh, your new colleague?

Yep. Roy has worked undercover in some tough places.

He is very experienced, to say the least.

-[Sara zips coat] -[horn honks]

[Sara] It is so inspirational to have a partner

-you can learn something from. -[horn honks]

[sighs]

Will you be home before bedtime?

-What's that? -Do you think you'll be late?

-No need to wait up. -[horn honks]

Gotta go!

I'm making dinner so I'll leave leftovers

-in the refrigerator. -[door slams]

-[Roy] Howdy. -H'yup!

-Hey! Hey, hey, hey! -[Sara giggles]

[Sara] Whoaaaa!

[Sara laughing]

-[Anton] Huh. -[car door slams]

[car starts]

[siren whirs]

Figure out if you can interpret my garden gnome dream,

while I finish heating these fish sticks.

OK.

So, three garden gnomes...

dancing around a plastic Christmas tree.

Garden gnomes.

And plastic Christmas tree.

That means...

Uh-oh.

[door creaks]

[keying on computer]

I interpreted papa's dream, the one with the garden gnomes.

That means he wants more fun in life.

And the plastic tree means he's looking for light.

Sure that's not a dream of yours?

We can't afford anything, anyway.

Maybe we should look in the garage.

The people before us left a bunch of stuff.

I can't now.

I'm trying to find an entrance to the Valley of Knights.

[computer beeps]

Kevin, the cave collapsed, remember?

You're not going to find an entrance

and you'll never see Eiril again.

Can't you be part of life here by helping me

create a little Christmas spirit?

[Kevin keying]

-[Mira sighs] -[printer beeps]

[printer printing]

[Mira] Oh!

[children laughing]

[Snerk] Take it easy!

[children shrieking]

And you already got one, you greedy little gnome.

[off-key fanfare plays]

Honored citizens of the Valley of Knights,

I give you Queen Eiril!

[cheering]

Today is the 16th of December, the Day of Snow.

[cheering]

I came to the Valley of Knights three years ago,

from the world beyond the Endless Forest.

We hadn't had snow for years

since the Magic Gauntlet was missing.

But someone came and saved us

and returned the Gauntlet.

The Prince of Winter. Kevin.

-I'd call that guy the Rat King. -[woman] Shh!

I...

We... shall never again see him.

But we shall remember what he taught us.

That you're never too small to do great deeds.

[cheering]

Hmm.

[crackling noise]

[rumbling]

[whooshing]

[bells ringing]

[wind whistling]

[crowd gasping]

[laughter]

Used armor for sale!

Come and get it!

Armor for sale, very cheap! And one day only.

I'm out of candy, so, uh...

can I call it a night? [snickers]

Uncle Snerk, the party has only just begun.

Get more candy in the kitchen.

How long do you intend to inflict this on me?

Huh?

Fine, I tried to steal the gauntlet,

but I was going through a difficult period.

Life is like that.

But I am, I mean, I'm much better now, I am.

Really, I... I feel I'm...

I feel good.

Learn to become fond of Christmas.

And children.

And then you will no longer feel punished.

-[girl] Used armor for sale. -[Snerk snarls]

One day only!

Only one gauntlet missing.

What? What did you say?

It's missing one gauntlet.

[drops tray]

[Snerk] Where'd you find it?

[girl] In a cave.

I often sleep in caves.

When it's cold.

All alone?

[girl] Yes.

[Snerk] What's your name?

Mold.

Mold? There's a name for you.

Is this really snake poo?

[Snerk] Yes.

Ohh...

What's so special about that armor?

[Snerk] It's magical.

It belonged to the kind knight who created this valley

and now...

now it's mine!

Finally mine!

[chuckles evilly]

Actually, it's mine. I'm the one who found it.

No, no, no, no, no. What's the point in that?

There isn't magic if you wear it

because you don't have royal blood.

[sighs] Yes, fine, what do you want for it?

Some food?

A blanket for your cave?

You're the evilest person

I've ever met... so I want to stay with you.

Children I abhor.

I hate them too.

Hatred's not bad. Doesn't it make you more evil?

Am I right?

Now, start by telling me how this armor works.

Four parts, the four elements.

Eiril's gauntlet is Water, it can make snow.

This gauntlet...

is Fire.

[fire whooshes]

[flames roaring]

[snickering]

You see that? Did you see that?

The breast plate is Earth.

It protects you from pain.

Watch this, for example.

[laughs warily]

I could stand like this all day.

Hah! Watch what else I can do.

Mm!

Doesn't hurt at all.

Staggering!

[laughs evilly]

The helmet...

[sighs]

is Air.

Step aside.

[inhales]

[air roaring]

[chuckles]

[fire crackling]

All that's missing is the last gauntlet.

Then I'll have the complete suit

and power over the Valley of the Knights.

[helmet squeaks]

[door screeching]

[man on recording] Merry Christmas.

[button chimes]

[vehicle drives up]

[woman] I can't see anything. How much did you buy?

[man] Hey, watch the door.

-[woman] Yes. One more. -[man] You sure?

[woman] Come on! We have to hurry!

-[woman] Hang on. -[man] Yeah.

-[woman] I can carry one more. -[girl] What are you doing?

Looking for decorations for Christmas.

-[couple speaking indistinctly] -[girl sighs]

We were done decorating ages ago.

[sighs] And do you think we can relax? No!

Now we have to go to London for Christmas shopping?

I'm exhausted! All I want to do is sleep.

But it's impossible because of all the blinking lights.

[man on recording] Merry Christmas.

-[sighs] -[recording] Ho, ho...

What a hassle!

[recording] Merry Christmas.

[man] Isabel!

Are you coming? We've got baking to do.

Seven kinds of cookies!

-[recording] Ho, ho, ho. -[Mira sighs]

[recording] Merry Christmas.

Did you see those?

These are like pretty awesome!

[man] Isabel!

Now, I know you're really excited about baking.

But, as people like to say around here...

he who waits for something good never waits too long.

Isn't that right, Mira? [claps hands]

[recording] Ho, ho, ho. Merry...

That's not funny, pop.

Soda pop?

With your old man.

Huh! Then let's go get something to drink.

Hah!

Please work, for the sake of Christmas.

-[clicks] -[soft electrical buzzing]

[electrical sparking]

[computer beeping]

[lights sparking]

[houseware rattling]

[fuse box sparking]

[computer beeping]

[computer sparking]

[computer beeps, dies]

[power dies]

No! No way!

-[electricity sparking] -[circuit breakers tripping]

[dramatic soundtrack playing]

[girl panting]

[horse whinnies]

There she is!

Come on!

[rocks rattling]

[horse whinnies]

[earth rumbling]

[boulders crashing]

[girl shrieks]

[crows cawing]

[wind howling]

[sighs]

[laughs evilly]

[guard grumbling]

You look tired. Don't you like your room, Iris?

You are such a coward, Snerk,

letting your louts ride out and hunt for Eiril

while you hide behind these castle walls.

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!

Why do you think you're out here?

-For some fresh air? -What do you mean?

Eiril's on her way here right now.

With the gauntlet.

[guard grunting]

[Snerk] And then...

the suit of armor's complete, and you know what that means.

You have no right to do this here, Snerk!

[sighs]

Doesn't a serious and hardworking man deserve a break?

Don't be petty, Iris. Ha ha!

All of this, just because our people

chose your brother to be our king back then. Huh?

That's very well summarized.

-[horse whinnies] -[Snerk] Yes, finally.

Finally!

[horse snorts]

And where's the girl?

Your Highness...

we followed her into the woods.

We were right behind her. Then she disappeared.

[Snerk] And the gauntlet?

Return her to her cell this moment.

Give her all the Christmas food and drink she desires.

Huh? Are you kidding?

Yes. What do you think?

[guard grunts]

-[door opens, closes] -[Snerk whimpers]

[flames roaring]

[Sara] Everyone got their power back except us.

We have to replace everything.

Fuse boxes, wires, light bulbs, extension cords.

All ruined!

-And when can they repair it? -In January.

January? Not again.

[Sara] Why did you do this, Mira?

-Look at me when I talk to you. -[Mira] I...

used the book to interpret Dad's dream.

And... it said he wanted lots of lights for Christmas.

I just wanted to make you happy.

You know what, Mira?

Now, due to your dream interpretations,

we have nowhere to stay for Christmas.

Nowhere to stay, nowhere at all.

So I think that what we will do is this.

-Isn't that a library book? -[Sara] What?

Oh, nothing.

[pager beeps]

-P1 responding. -[Roy on radio] P2 calling.

[Roy] Come to the hospital. It's an emergency. Over.

[Sara] That was Roy.

We'll have to continue this conversation tomorrow.

And you, young lady,

you're going to have to start using your head.

[door opens, closes]

I think it's my turn to get some more firewood.

[door opens, closes]

-[Kevin working on computer] -[door creaks open]

[Kevin] Three years' work down the drain.

Sorry.

Just leave, OK?

[carolers singing "Deck the Halls"]

♪ See the blazing yule before us ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Follow me in merry measures ♪

♪ Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la ♪

[man, off-key] ♪ While I tell of Yuletide treasures ♪

[all] ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Fast away the old year passes ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Hail the new year lads and lasses ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Sing we joyous all together ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Heedless of the wind and weather ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

[off-key] ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la aaa-aaa! ♪

♪ La-fa... ♪

[chuckles]

We're doing our best to cheer you up, Anton.

-You know. Ha ha! -[bells jingle]

-It's Christmas! Ha ha ha! -Nice of you.

[vehicle approaches]

You have to come with me right away. Come on!

HOSPITAL

["Silent Night" playing over loudspeaker]

-Hi. -[doctor] Hello.

[Kevin] Eiril?

[doctor] She's in a coma.

She was very cold.

We found her in the river.

She won't wake up for a while.

[doctor clears throat]

[doctor leaving room]

[Sara] What do you know about this, Kevin?

What?

Nothing.

It was three years since we saw Eiril and her mother,

and out of the blue, she suddenly reappears?

I had nothing to do with it.

That stuff you're doing in your room?

What you told Dad and me about, that Valley of Knights thing?

Yeah, but that was nonsense.

-How can you say that? -Mira!

[Roy] Well, well.

Hi, Roy. [clears throat]

What's going on here, Sara?

Is this an investigation or a family reunion?

[chuckles]

We actually know this girl and, uh, maybe we can help.

[Roy] Are you an accountant?

Yes, I am.

I gotcha.

-[switch clicks] -[toy laughs hysterically]

[Mira] Do you think something happened in the Valley?

Maybe the entrance is by the river.

-What's that? -A barometer.

And wh-what's that for?

Kevin, look!

[barometer clicking]

[clicking, rattling]

[crow cawing]

[clicking continues]

[rattling]

[water dripping]

[wind howling]

[Mira gasps]

[Mira] We have to tell them Eiril's here!

And maybe we can celebrate Christmas

while we're delivering the good news.

Don't mention the gauntlet to anyone.

Bring it home and put it somewhere safe.

Can't I go?

You know what happens when you help.

-No! Actually, I-- -[Kevin] Mira, you stay here.

MEN - ARE YOU AN ALPHA MALE? TAKE THE TEST!

[leather squeaking]

[sighs loudly]

[joints crack]

-[Roy sighs loudly] -[cuckoo clock striking hour]

[Mira] And then I interpreted Dad's dream.

It meant that he wanted lots of lights.

[sighs] But everything got screwed up because of me.

And Mom threw away my book and said

this dream interpretation was nonsense!

But I think it actually works if you think about it...

-[Eiril] The gauntlet? -[monitor beeping]

-[Eiril] Where is it? -Eiril?

-[beeping continues] -[Mira] You're awake!

We found the entrance to the Valley

and Kevin will let them know you're here.

Is Kevin already there?

[Mira] Yes, to tell your mother.

-We can celebrate Christmas. -He has to get out.

-Huh? -It's dangerous.

[monitors beeping]

[rapid footsteps approaching]

[doctor] Eiril! Eiril! Can you hear me?

Give me the oxygen.

Where are you going?

Uh... I just want to get outside for some fresh air.

Huh? Hey, we can't find any known address for them.

-It's like they never existed. -Eiril just woke up.

What? I'm gonna have to find Roy.

Roy? Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy?

What is so great about this Roy guy, huh?

He's a guy who gets things done.

Gets things done?!

Who gets everything done at home, huh,

while you and that overweening idiot

are off doing "important" things like badger catching?

I get the kids to school

while you're out just playing cops and robbers.

What? Playing?

-Yeah. -I'm working my butt off

because your company is failing, and...

Well, that's a--

The kids can take care of themselves for your information.

[exhales loudly]

And one more thing.

That apron that you're always wearing is just an excuse

so you don't have to deal with your own life. Hmm!

[Roy] Have you ever caught a badger?

When the badger bites...

it doesn't let go until it hears a bone break.

[chomps teeth]

So think about that

the next time you accuse us of playing cops,

mister "I know so much" accountant!

[chomps teeth]

[Anton] Where are you going?

[wind whistling]

[water trickling]

[groans]

[raven croaking]

[wings flapping]

[wind whistling]

[animals calling]

Mira?

Mira?!

[voice echoing]

[twig snaps]

[twigs snapping]

Hello?

[Mira gasps]

-Who are you? -None of your business.

-Check what she has. -[girl] Gimme!

[girl] Look, I think it's food.

Is this a weapon?

No, it's a soda pop.

-Pop? -Yes, you can drink it.

[straining]

[kids gasp]

After her!

[Mira panting]

Ow!

[wind whistling]

[guard] Still no trace of her, Your Highness.

[Snerk] All I asked of you was to find Eiril and the gauntlet.

Comb the woods, turn every stone.

[guard] Come on, let's go.

[blade clangs]

[door creaks]

[slams]

[sighs]

-Pffft! -Would you like to take a look?

It isn't very good, is it?

-[Snerk snorts] -Not evil enough.

A drawing?

Do you think I care about drawings?

Can you not interrupt me here? It's impossible to think.

What are you thinking about? I can help.

[scoffs]

First of all, I don't need help from a little urchin like you.

And didn't I tell you to stay in your part of the castle?

Yes. But I found some Christmas decorations.

And I thought it might please you if I burnt them.

[sighs]

[flames roar]

There. Now go and burn your decorations.

[fire roaring]

-[floorboards creaking] -[footsteps overhead]

-[man] Girl? -[Kevin] Yes, a girl.

[man] I don't have room for more orphans.

[Kevin] But she had strange things I had never seen before.

[man] What? Open the hatch.

[boards creaking]

Kevin!

[Kevin sighs]

And who is that?

That's my sister.

Eiril just woke up in the hospital.

Sh-she said it's dangerous here.

[Kevin] That's why I don't want you here.

-But I had to warn you. -Let me help you up.

[Mira] And who are they?

This is Flake, and the others, that's his gang.

They are here to help me.

[Mira] How?

We have to take the armor from Snerk.

-[girl] Oh, no! -Oh, golly, me gosh.

[Kevin] Last time I was here... I discovered something.

There's a passageway from the King's chamber

to the forest right here.

If we go through that passageway,

we can sneak into Snerk's chamber

and steal the armor while he's sleeping.

OK.

-And when are we leaving? -You aren't going anywhere.

Huh?

[Kevin] You shouldn't be here.

And it's too dangerous to go back; stay here.

-[Mira] But I-- -No. No buts.

[man] Er... you're welcome to stay here,

because I can't go because I have to, uh...

Uh, today is my washing day and, uh...

I'm doing my underwear as you see,

so, um, I can't go with you.

But I'll take care of her.

[door slams]

[wind whistling]

[horse whinnies]

H-h-h-hi.

[horse snorts]

Good afternoon.

Guten Tag?

Bonjour?

God afton?

Then have a very nice day, then.

Dance.

Here? Now?

[knight] You heard me.

That good?

[knight chuckles]

[both chuckle]

Dancing is forbidden. You're under arrest.

No!

You said I should do it.

Bring this clown to the dungeon.

-You and I will find some food. -[Anton] He told me to dance.

[horse whinnies]

That was a lousy trick.

I wouldn't have danced if I knew it was forbidden.

I don't even like to dance.

[man] He, um...

He didn't seem very happy to see you.

No.

I always get in the way.

Uh-huh.

I try to help, but... everything gets screwed up.

I wish I was smart like Kevin, that I at least knew something.

All I can do is interpret dreams.

-Hmm? -But what good is that, right?

How is that ever gonna help?

Well, of course, uh...

you'll be able to use that someday.

For example, I once dreamt of

big rectangular boxes.

And the point is, you put your underwear in them.

Inside it fills up with water and starts spinning round

and round and round and round and... rrrrrrrr!

And your underwear comes out clean in the end.

[chuckles] Now, how would you interpret that?

Huh?

[horse whinnies]

[horses galloping]

[hoofbeats approaching]

[man gasps]

Snerk's men are coming! Quick! Hide in the cellar!

[man breathing erratically]

Oh, Mommy, oh, Daddy!

[Mira] My bag!

Ohh!

Oh, Mommy!

-[hatch shuts] -[door bangs open]

We are the King's men. Give us all the food we want.

[gang gasps]

Honesty, valor and sacrifice.

Honesty, valor and sacrifice.

[knight] Where are you hiding it? Hmm?

[ransacking room]

It sure looks like you've had enough to eat.

Oh... what's this?

-[bangs on hatch] -[knight spits]

Yuck!

[utensils clattering]

Where is your food?!

-[slams table] -[knight snarls]

Hey, uh, excuse me, but that is not soup.

That is...

[slurps]

[softly] ...dirty underwear water.

[knight] Come on, let's move on to the next house.

[crunching]

What's that?

What?

[knight inhales deeply]

What is that?

[man] That's just something I found in the forest.

[knight] Give it to me.

Come on.

[gasps]

The Prince of Winter?

[sighs]

I don't know what to say. It was out here--

[knight] Shhhh!

Prepare yourself for prison, you bumpkin.

Come on. We have to alert Snerk, the Prince of Winter is here.

[plate clatters]

[horses whinnying, galloping]

Hurry! We have to warn Kevin!

What? That's dangerous! Dangerous!

But they're going to get caught!

But I promised to be looking after you, to your brother.

So, we'll just stay here and hope for the best.

[door creaking]

[Snerk snoring]

[whispering] He's asleep. Shh!

[snoring]

Keep an eye on the door.

-You two, get the helmet. -Yes.

[Kevin] Keep an eye on the exit.

[Snerk groans]

[Snerk] Why, you little nettle.

[Snerk grunting]

Have that, nettle, you little nettle.

Yes, I'm goin' to...

Ah, such a lovely little nettle.

[snoring]

Hey, let's cover his ears.

Yeah.

[horses galloping]

[snoring]

Shh!

Kevin!

Mira? I told you not to come here.

Snerk's men know you're here. They're coming to warn him.

Let me do the gauntlet.

[Snerk] Hey, my little lemon...

Oh, that tickles.

Dreaming of lemons means you have a conflict inside of you.

-[boy] Hush! -[Snerk groans]

Go ahead, sting me. Oh, my little nettle.

[kids giggle]

Dreaming of nettles means that you're fond of someone,

but it hurts.

-[thud] -[armor clangs]

[Snerk snorting]

[gasps]

The Prince of Winter! The Prince of Winter!

Grab him! Grab him!

[shouting]

[Kevin groaning]

[screaming]

[Mira] Wait for me!

[raven croaking]

[door bangs]

[footsteps approaching]

[door clangs]

Well, see here.

If it isn't the little Rat King, whom everybody loves.

[door clangs open]

Well...

this place seems cozy.

Quite a lot has happened since the last time we met.

Hmm-hmm.

[chuckles]

I would like to have a simple conversation here.

Hmm?

Now! You listen closely, you little dimwit!

You're gonna tell me where Eiril and the gauntlet are,

so I can unite my powers!

If you do that, I'll let you go back.

Now, won't that be nice?

I will never tell you that.

-What did you say?! -[Kevin] I will never tell you.

[wind roaring]

[laughing maniacally]

Looks like you're facing a headwind.

[laughing]

[wind stops]

You just think about it.

Because tomorrow the wind's gonna pick up.

And then these walls will be the last thing you ever see!

He'll try to escape, so keep your eyes on him.

Prince of Winter stays here, Your Majesty,

and no one ever escaped from here.

No one from our world.

[guard grunts]

[gasps]

Come here before they see you!

Come!

You're part of Kevin's gang, right?

Yes.

Typical me, to screw everything up.

You know, Kevin told me not to follow him,

but then Eiril woke up and said

it was dangerous here, so I had to warn him.

And now they're both in trouble.

So do you know where Eiril is?

Yes. I know where Eiril is and I know where the gauntlet is.

I think I know how you are feeling.

I also feel like I'm in the way sometimes.

I spoil everything, just like you.

But you and I, we can go get the gauntlet

and give it to Eiril,

and then we can show that we can do something

that is right.

-[slams bag] -[Snerk] Rats and cockroaches!

But you captured the Prince of Winter.

Yes, but you know what that means.

The mountain's been opened.

Opened, huh?

[Snerk] Yes.

If evil threatens the Valley of Knights,

it can open.

That's why that prince is here

and the gauntlet and Eiril are there!

There?

[Snerk] Yes.

Beyond the Endless Forest.

'Cause I was there. I've seen it with my own eyes.

They have doors that open by themselves.

Carriages race without horses.

And in the sky, iron birds are seen flying.

[door slams]

[footsteps approach]

Snerk!

Didn't I tell you not to interrupt me?!

Use force on the Prince of Winter.

Make him tell you where the opening is.

[Snerk] He would prefer to die than betray Eiril, out of love.

Allegedly...

love does that to people.

Ah, that makes me sick!

You never listen to me!

Do you want to fight Eiril and the gauntlet

or do you just want to complain?

Uh, should I throw her out the window? Hmm?

There's a girl hiding in the castle and I found her.

She knows where Eiril and the gauntlet are

and she trusts me.

Let me help her escape the castle

and get to Eiril

without being stopped.

Then you can follow.

Yes.

What a good girl.

[footsteps departing]

[guard 1 grumbles]

[guard 2 laughs]

These aren't real damsels in distress.

Did you know that? It's all made up.

Their names are fake.

They aren't even in distress.

[guards laugh]

[guards laughing]

[electronic device laughing hysterically]

[hysterical laughter]

[laughter continues]

[loud, hysterical laughter, wheezing]

[hysterical laughter continues]

[guards laughing]

-[door slams] -[guard] Huh?

-[door banging] -[guard] Open the door!

-[guard] Open the door! -[Kevin] Mira?

Anyone else here?

[door clangs open]

-Dad? -Kevin!

[chuckles] Hey! Are you here, too?

So it was true,

everything you said about this place.

-What are you doing here? -I followed Mira.

[Kevin] She's somewhere around here.

We have to get her out without being discovered.

Yeah.

What do we do now? What do you think?

First we find some other clothes.

Right. Of course.

[armor rattling]

[armor squeaks]

I wanted to find something that wouldn't attract attention.

-[swords clanging] -[horses whinnying]

[men shouting]

Yaaa!

[indistinct chatter]

What are they doing?

They're not celebrating Christmas.

[footsteps in snow]

[Mira] The hospital's over there.

[Mold] The what?

[Mira] Hospital. A place for sick people.

-[siren approaching] -[Mira] That's where Eiril is.

Look out!

[siren wailing]

What is that?

Oh, just some nuts I had with me.

And what are these?

Must have been a hole in the bag.

You aren't really nice.

You're evil.

Yes. I am Snerk's darling.

Especially... when he finds out about this.

I don't really need you now 'cause I found where Eiril is.

[Snerk] Children are children's worst enemy!

I took care of Mold because

I knew she would be of use one day, and I was right!

She tricked a stupid girl.

And now we know where to find Ei...

-[mumbling] Eiril... -[helmet rattling]

...and the gauntlet!

[knights cheering]

We're about to enter a world full of danger

to get the gauntlet back!

With a full suit of armor,

I will close the Valley of Knights forever!

[cheering]

We have to get home before them.

-So we can hide Eiril. -Yeah.

[Snerk] You'll all get privileges.

You can choose where you want to live

and throw out the ones living there!

[helmet clangs]

You will get food, silver...

and free subscriptions to "Damsels in Distress"!

[cheering]

[knight] Hang on, hang on!

These subscriptions, annual or lifetime?

-Huh? -[armor creaking]

Will we get lifetime subscriptions?

For your whole lives! [laughing madly]

[knights cheering]

Now to your steeds!

[knights, chanting] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

[chanting continues]

[armor creaking]

[knight] What are you doing there? Hmm?

I just had to, uh... pee just a little.

Just a little? Pee?

Haven't I seen you before?

Who are you?

Uh... uh, the new guy.

[knight] The new guy?

What's your name?

Anton.

Anton?

Everyone here has a nickname.

Hmm? Do you have a nickname?

What's your nickname?

The number cruncher, Anton the number cruncher.

Then mount your steed, Anton the number cruncher!

[armor rattles]

-[wind whistling] -[Mira panting]

[door slams]

Hello?

Hello?

[monitor beeping]

Eiril! Eiril, wake up!

[footsteps stomp]

[cuckoo clock chiming]

[Mira] Come on! You have to wake up!

Eiril.

[patient gasping]

Shh!

[Brenda Lee] ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪

♪ At the Christmas party hop ♪

-♪ Mistle... ♪ -[Sara] Where can they be?

He probably checked into a hotel with the kids.

But, Sara...

your relationship was kind of over, anyway.

I think you should be looking forward now, aren't I right?

[sighs]

No, I have to call other police stations

to see what they've heard.

-Where are the phone lists? -There are many men out there...

longing for love.

You know, closeness.

PALE & CHEEKY

Who reads this nonsense? [blows raspberry]

Seriously. It's just sad.

Kevin! Hi!

I hardly recognized you. Where have you been?

Kevin, talk to me. What's going on?

Some dangerous people are coming.

They're after Eiril; I have to go save her.

No, you're not going anywhere. Get in the car and stay there.

-[Kevin] But, Mom! -[Sara] Roy and I will check.

[Roy] Listen to your mother and get in.

Now you stay here, unless you want to be grounded

-for five years. -[Kevin] Mom!

[Sara sighs]

[armor rattling]

Leave the horses here.

[snowball bangs car]

[Mira] Kevin! Kevin, up here!

[Kevin] Mira?!

Snerk has sent some scary girl to kidnap Eiril.

Bring her to the garage, I'll meet you there.

[door creaking]

[wheels squeaking]

[bang]

[bang]

Please! Come on!

-[elevator bell dings] -[Mira] Kevin!

[bell dings]

Would it help if we got her the gauntlet?

Let's get her home.

Gimme a hand.

-Huh? -He's gone again.

What's going on here?

[knight] Come on!

Hurry up!

Is it these?

[siren blares]

[panting]

[wind whistling]

Kevin said... they were dangerous.

I'm glad you're here.

[spits]

Roy here is an expert on gang criminality

and he is extremely... extreme.

He has worked with the FBI,

and he got a black belt in about a week.

-So... -[Roy] Maybe not in a week.

What?

I may have exaggerated slightly.

I did take tae kwon do for a week in fifth grade.

OK, but you did undercover work in Randaberg, huh?

I have been to Randaberg, but...

Are you saying you lied to me?

Maybe a little.

-A little? -[Sara kicks Roy]

[Roy] I don't have a black belt.

And I haven't infiltrated biker gangs

or worked for the FBI.

Then what was the point of all of that, huh?

-I wanted you to like me. -[Sara gasps]

I love you, Sara!

[groans]

But I'm married, Roy!

No one loves their husband anymore, do they?

I do. I really do.

Yes, I really do.

Oh, what is this cheesy nonsense?

Get them!

[swords clanging]

[sighs]

In dream interpretation, light blue means magic

and green means movement.

[Kevin] You try.

Help! Help! Help!

[screams]

[Sara] Take it easy, folks.

Calm down, now. I'm not kidding!

[engine starts]

[gasps]

Will somebody shut her up?

-[woman] Can you believe it? -Just get in!

-[engine starts] -[knights murmuring]

[tires screech]

Sara!

Ahh! Anton!

Look out!

The Rat King! The Rat King!

Eiril is probably with him! Don't lose them!

Follow that iron horse!

I didn't know that you could drive a snowmobile.

-There's a lot you don't know. -[Sara laughs]

We have to speed up a bit.

[Sara yells]

-[Sara groans] -[Anton] What?

-[Anton] Oh, no, no, no. -[Sara sighs]

Ow! Ooh, my...

Ohh!

Ay-yi-yi!

[Anton] Sorry about that.

I got a little overexcited.

Oh!

Mwah!

[sighs]

You saw who was driving the ambulance?

-Yeah. -We have to find the kids, Mom.

[tires screeching]

[shrieks]

[ambulance hissing]

-Are you all right? -[Kevin] Yeah.

[Mira] Eiril?

[Kevin] Eiril?

Kevin?

Where is the gauntlet?

We have it, but Snerk is after us.

Can you use the gauntlet against him?

I don't know. I've never had the chance.

You have to try.

[bells jingling]

[bells jingling in distance]

Blblblblbl!

[Snerk] This way!

This way!

Spread out!

Spread out! Search everywhere!

Lut and Lat.

Let's look at this rectangle here.

How are we supposed to get inside these things?

We have to get into the yard.

[bells jingling]

[chair clatters]

There's no one here, Your Majesty.

[sighs]

[gasps]

[blows]

It's Eiril. She's got the gauntlet.

Come on! On to the next box.

Look!

[knight] Search the entire area! You, scour the end of the path!

What do we do now?

Shall we just keep running?

No. If I don't stop him now... he'll return to the castle.

And I'll never have this chance again.

But is the gauntlet strong enough?

He has a full suit of armor.

[sighs]

[Eiril] There's only one way to ever know.

Watch out.

[horn honks]

[men shouting]

[engine idling]

[van door bangs]

[woman] Get out! And that 300-pound bag.

[man] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should I take that?

-[woman] Yes, I can take... Ow! -[door slams]

[chuckles]

Christmas carolers from the Middle Ages!

With armor and everything.

-[chuckles] Is it real? -[armor rattles]

[chuckles]

Ooh!

This sure is real, huh?

Oh, and look at that.

-Is it sharp? [chuckles] -[woman giggles]

I'm really sorry, but, uh, we don't have any candy for you.

We have been out traveling, as you can see.

But I have something else I could show you.

Ehh?

[chuckles]

Watch this!

[retreating footsteps]

Let there be light!

[electricity whirring]

[knights gasp]

[man] Isn't that fantastic?

[armor creaks]

[man chuckles]

[mouthing words]

[electricity sparking]

[booming]

[wind whistling]

[muffled explosions]

[girl singing ballad in Norwegian]

[thuds]

[glass crunching]

[chuckles]

[Snerk] Finally...

[sighs]

It's complete!

[laughs maniacally]

What a mess it is in here, huh?

All this hullabaloo.

And for what? If you'd have given it to me,

none of this would have occurred.

Know what I'll do now?

I will close the tunnel forever.

Hmm?

You're coming home to spend the rest of your days in the dungeon

with that pathetic mother of yours.

Ohhh! Look at me.

I'm so grand and erect and elegant.

I represent all the positive forces in the world.

-Let go of me! -[guard] Come on!

[guard] Back to the Valley of Knights!

[knights laughing]

[coughing]

[man wheezing]

Dad!

-[man] Huh? -[woman gasps]

What?

[gasps]

[gasping]

Kevin! Are you all right?

It's over, Mira.

But what about Eiril and the gauntlet?

[Kevin] It's too late. It doesn't matter.

[door shuts]

He only cares about himself now that he has the gauntlet.

Mold.

I think I know how to stop Snerk!

No, Mira. Mira, come back, it's dangerous!

[knight] Lifetime subscriptions to "Damsels in Distress."

Come on!

Back to the Valley of Knights. Hurry.

-Stop! -[knight grunts]

Give me the armor.

[knights chuckle]

[Snerk] Are you trying to be funny?

We've taken Mold prisoner.

If you're interested in having her back,

give us the armor and then set Eiril free.

[laughing]

What makes you think I would surrender this suit of armor

willingly for some kid?

[knights chuckling]

What about my little nettle?

My little, little lemon?

[laughs awkwardly]

What are...

what are you talking about?

I can interpret your dreams, Snerk.

And you do care for her.

King Snerk, care for a kid?

[chuckles]

You will never see her again, Snerk.

Can you live with that?

It's nice to have someone to be evil with, isn't it?

And you can't let her down. That's what love is.

True love.

[flames roaring]

[Mira] If you didn't care for Mold,

you would have just finished me off.

Where is she?

Hey! Come on, Snerk, she's messing with your head.

Where is she?

Give the armor to Eiril first.

[knight] You can't!

You can't surrender your power

to that spleeny, muddy, mottled little clod!

Shut up!

You promised everything!

You promised us lifetime subscriptions

to "Damsels in Distress"!

-[flames roar] -[knight] Whoa!

[sighs]

[Mira] All she wants is for you to tell her.

She wants you to like her.

That's what we all want,

someone to like us.

Even when we do stupid things.

[breathes deeply]

[gauntlet falls]

[gauntlet falls]

[helmet falls]

[approaching footsteps]

What are you doing, huh?

Are you stupid?

How can you be cruel dressed like that now?

In a nightgown?

You have to go now.

And you shall never return to the Valley of Knights.

Whatever.

[Snerk] Come on, Mold, let's go.

Mira! That was totally amazing!

Mira, you're never too small to do great deeds.

Thank you so much.

Now to free my mother

and see to it everyone can celebrate Christmas.

A white one at that.

What did she say?

Your wish is gonna come true, Mira.

[Anton clears throat]

[Sara gasps]

This is fantastic, Mira.

It's just like a dream.

[Mira] I told you I could interpret dreams.

[Anton chuckles]

[Iris] Welcome.

Mira! How you've grown.

[Anton] Wow, this is totally amazing, Mira.

[gasps] Welcome!

How nice that you can celebrate Christmas with us.

[Kevin] Eiril?

[Eiril] Hmm?

Once Christmas is over, will you close the tunnel then?

I'm going to have to.

I don't want Snerk to come back here.

No.

But with the full suit of armor now,

I can open and close the tunnel at will.

I think this next year's gonna be a good one.

So do I.

Mira, I have a little extra present for you.

-Can I open it now? -Yes.

[Mira gasps] Dr. Howard's book!

-Yes. -Thank you!

It wasn't easy to find.

[Anton clears throat]

You are one crazy little girl, Mira.

You do so many things

that drive your mother and me totally cuckoo.

[Sara] Mm-hmm.

Can you promise you'll never stop doing that?

Yes!

[laughing]

[Iris claps]

Please take a seat, everyone, and welcome.

Yes, thank you.

[Iris] Please help yourselves to whatever you would like

and pass it on.

[laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

[various guests] Merry Christmas!

So... do you still think that evil will win out in the end?

Oh, yeah.

[chuckles] Well, of course.

What do you think?

I promise that evil will win out in the end.

Are you positive?

Yes.

There. Everything OK?

Good.

Here, this is for you.

I've never gotten a present before.

[Snerk scoffs]

Here. I stole it, of course.

You can't do evil things with an earache, you know?

I hope it's full of lice, so I start itching like crazy.

[Snerk chuckles softly]

Come on.

Yeah, yeah. You and me, Mold.

You and me.

So, what do we do now, hmm?

It wouldn't hurt if you spoke now and then.

Do you not have a brain or are you just stupid, huh?

[falsetto] Don't call me stupid, OK?

You think it's easy being me?

A gruesome knight with a voice like this?

Hey...

It doesn't matter what your voice sounds like.

Evil comes from the inside.

And you are gruesome, through and through.

[chuckles]

Merry Christmas, buddy.

[falsetto] Merry Christmas!

[bells tinkling]

Look what I found, huh?

Christmas lights!

Now things will be cozy. Huh?

-[spark zaps] -[man chuckles]

-[bulbs rattling] -Merry Christmas!

-[electrical humming] -[circuit breaker trips]

Huh?

Hello?

Oh, oh, oh.